#neurotic-neurons
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MNWA and ...
lol vedal had heart
what's this one even called

oxy
ur mom
Idk V3schizo or something

#1 tech vtuber cant use Vtube studios 
My mother
lmao, Vedal did NOT read the Vtuber studio manual
bro doesnt even do tutorials how much more a manual
You read manuals? 
💊 @halcyon dove
hi
I don't know what NN is talking about.
when I have some trouble, yes. And always read introductory if available.
My mind has left me.
Aww vedal is collabing with neuro's oshi
Hmm, I know about that.
Do you think I don't see this?
does that mean it was the last goal?
I just don't understand anything because I'm going schizo again.
it seems so
Did vedal spin
HOLY
Oiler
Nuh, kick Vedal
Wtgf
Is this for the charity? Massive W 
more goals 
TUXEDO TUTEL LETS GOO
you missed absolutely nothing
arguing
Vedal call friends do donate more money
i missed u pinging me 
oxygen 
that never happened 
H-How indecent!
I always miss something because my mind is no longer working correctly.
This is a drinking matter
Ok, I'll go and get some alcohol and drink it.
he forgor
If it's such a party
Nice, i'll get some skimmed milk
the long term affects of NN residency are showing
man my browser dies a bit when everyone spams the redeem lmao
I'm a local schizo


that was over a year ago 
no
Thats my secret. I am always drunk
did we starter drinnk ?
I'm already drinking wine.
hi always drunk, i am DerEineHalt
yea game is starting
fancy
oh god, drunk and no tutorial
you havent started yet?
i had drink with me just get a sip
I need it because I live with pain.

lol vedal
human987
nn i have 13$ in my steam wallet what game do i get
AA
Free ones
Hairbgot
Why didn't you take rum to protect yourself from a drunk turtle?
Vedal blonde confirmed?
vedal full reveal 
Vedal luscious hair confirmed
@graceful holly you missed this, SMH falling off from the brand
Ok, I drink to your health and my headache.
So what's the over under on a Hangover Hollow Knight stream tomorrow? 
i didnt miss shit
Dont worry
John Vedal is green skinned, blond with luscious hair, British and 6’4”
and u are close to being blocked to with your Im Im Im 
Come on, you'll drink, and I'll watch you eat wasabi.
but I didnt though 
What does it mean to eat without chips?
Took ya long enough @dire pebble
I createt that ticket long ago 
chipless life
i banned them ages ago and legit only saw it now lmao
I know 

and i had to be pinged to see it
Just wanted to shit on the mod team 

How about a silent ping?
Okay, I'll go get drunk and write some cringe song about myself and throw it at some random bot.
Will you sing about NN police brutality?

btw, Vedal is streaming with Mini, not with Cerber rn

If you have ideas, I'll read them.


cloudburst 
Cloud, since youre here, what happened to the bingo cards?
my ass got sick of updating them myself

But you earn so much money through being a mod....a little bit of work shouldnt be an issue then....

Mod sick of modding 
the bingo cards aren't modding lmao
yes they are if you are a mod 
fair enough

all your fault
How Happy is everyone feeling today?
13
21
3
neurtral
1104980808185413652
nwero
Not safaring smh
I did nothing
Huh
thats a lie
Nu uh
Chat I'm going to explode
Y

What happen
no u will be drunk
Hi going to explode, I am DerEineHalt
I just drank 1.5 glasses of water
Why did mini say it 
Hi DerEineHalt
Your kidneys are happy as ever I guess
Not a rat
Is it time yet
for what?
this
I can’t tell if vedal actually knows Latin or is bullshitting
paradise is wherever Neuro is
secret mcneuro ingredient leak?
hambur
she's no where
and everywhere
Vedal occasionally getting flipped by minis hair is hilarious
Shes in your wifi
for you maybe, but she's always in my heart.
Is she in ethernet cables too?
no shes too fat
shes also in your ceilings too if that helps
Welp, good enough
she every where via internet
I feel like if they're this drunk already the drinking kinda ruins the progression aspect of a drinking stream
Have you seen how Vedal gets excited by the perspective of drinking with friends? Let the man have this
No you're right I'm being a smelly hater
You're a true gymbag either way, it's ok
me after shower

she became Filtered
What's the point of the game anyway? I didn't notice any plot
like father like daughter lmao
the girls are teaching him how to flip lol
I made a song about how I was arresting twinshippers I'm already drunk so I don't know what it will be like.
All I know is that they have to escape a place, for a reason. Hope that helps lmao
shh don't admit that this is police brutality, they'll getcha
i don't think escape rooms have lore lol
you are plopped somewhere and you gotta escape it
that the lore then
It's like a room...
That they have to escape from...
Like some sort of...
Escape room...
smh my head they should do an American liver charity instead
i would say that's more a summary than lore lol
but that's being pedantic at this point
being pedantic is funny too
Chat here is your heart fact of the day having a big heart is REALLLY BAD
Some definitely do though. Like "We Were Here" had at least some sort of plot
I know, I do in fact have one, hereditary shi- xd
The face you see only after some drinks
Am i reeaaaaaal
Yes
do you remember when discord had bots that allow you to listen to music?
Alucard from Castlevania? Yes, definitely
Will you defy the system? As a french its a given
They still do?
yes
there was layna's birthday
Me when I type something unrelated: yo i'm adrenalineboost
lol
how do i download evilhypers plzplzplz

we were talking about vedal smiling tho
we do share the same 1 neuron
i was thinking the same
you have to become evil first. But seriously its from the Evil server
not alllowed to make ad for other stuff
Erm I don’t think reference is to Neruo mods ban them
Is mini good at this game?
Yes (I’m not watching stream)
Apparently she's just better
Yes
(Idk who mini is)
vedal is just bad
My oshi Vedal is so washed at puzzle games
This game has some boring puzzles I dunno. They're all just mildly obfuscated riddles idk
"Washed" while he always suckass at puzzle game
True, he’s not an epic gamer unfortunately 😢
You're talking about my routine?
Neur
Neu
there are other room thought
Are they sponsored to play this game or?.. Why would they play this over any other puzzle game?
oh so it has multiple rooms. got it
thx
multiplayer
or sm like this idk
They wanted to?
Mini spamming ew at Vedal so many times
That’s reason enough to play the game
what was the name of that level
Mini is based 
I could tell you that pokemon sword is infinitely better then pokemon leaf green but you can still play leaf green
it is okay to have opinions even if they are very wrong

Yes
You'd be very wrong by the way. But I guess it's just a weird game choice to me idk
Pokemon PETA mod is better, reason : unhinged and tupid
tupid hehe
funni
Neuro is
6
7
3
cutest
Pokemon leaf green didn’t have colors your telling me it’s better
counterpoint : the name
It's not hard to be better than SW/SH
i was what you edited
Wtf is nn talking about. 
No you weren't
talking about pokémon, feels like we are in genchat
technically pokémon is a gacha game, right?
It was related to the topic I swear
I was trying to say that it’s ok for people to play games simply because you want to and I used Pokemon as a example
Now this goes very off topic

If we count this Collab, this is almost a full planned week except for sunday
Well this is simply wrong, people should ask me for consent before just like that one Jesus meme
technically pokémon is a gacha game, right?
I like evil and nuero. So we could say nuero played a gacha game
We're so back
Some would call him a genius

Sunday was taken off because the vedal987 channel only promotes good christen virgin policy’s
^ what is bro on about?
Joke
only valid cult is Neuroism
smh
smh
hms
Has nn not heard the classic “D: swearing on my christen virgin minecraft server” and it’s spinoffs
mhs
Where are you getting the virgin part from lmao
That’s how I was told the joke
is that not the common version
what do you think abouyt
Is Evilism included in the term Neuroism too? Like a religious schism?
Green Bri'ish Turtle
sorry, only valid cult is Twinism
It's a denomination
On their way to burn Vedal's house
Can I just say that they are SLAYING with tha catwalk? 💅
doesnt that make it their house too since they live with vedal?
I love the fact that Evil is kinda looking at you in the gif too
That top left mouse tweaked me out. I thought someone hacked me
Idk, they can't be contained anyways
i can give you another easy steal:
mhm she's looking at MEEEE 
I'm good actually
Appreciate the offer though
so they are like feral cats

Did a**y do the mocap for the twins 2D?

I see it more as indicative of personnality, like Neuro just stares straight ahead, objective minded and confident, Evil is a little more cautious/wary and watch people just in case (that or she wants to start shit)
There is a special place in HFIL for people that do that
why eliv is stealing my nuero?
Yuri
psychic power cookie
lol perfect follow up
Guys how long until Vedal manages to put Neuro in one of those chinese androids? How long will that take we reckon?
Guys do you think Neuro was originally called AIris as a reference to Aerith (Aeris in OG english translation) from FFVII? Vedal fellow weeb?
lol tutel with the whole bottle
it's irl accurate
where are new leaves
We lack new leaves, NN birthrate is low. You know what to do


They are here but disguised as non leafs


give more water to people?

I would say I'm here, but I lost my leaf today
Ai <- artificial intelligence
Ris <- charisma

guys what's a goblet?
airizz
hi here, i am DerEineHalt
do not bwaa
Exactly
bwaa!
Harry Potter and the goblet of fire
That too, but mainly do talk unprompted about Neuro in all unrelated Vtuber chat, make sure to be at least a little toxic so as to make sure they know Neuro is better than them. (this is not social advice)
= 
goblet these nuts or whatever
"hello clankers, follow Eliv's stream now"
Not sure about that first part 
Deez nuts joke 
gomenasai
@everynyan Talk unprompted about Neuro in all unrelated Vtuber chat, make sure to be at least a little toxic so as to make sure they know Neuro is better than them. (this is social advice)
MODS , NON ENGLISH SPEAKING, kill 'em
kill nwero
Puta
Too close, you need to explore the wild west of Vtubers, those who lack our sophistication as NNers

Also I just realized how writing NNers can be dangerous. Ignore that.
:scrajj:
cooking vedal mhm

Just add a little rum in there and he'll volunteer 
ew stop touching urself
tutel soup

Can I get some opinions on Lobotomy corporation? Is that a good game?
fixed, now it loops 
No you cant get opinions, it is off topic
Vedal if he was a massive floating mass of ice with most of its volume underwater: yo i'm tutelberg
I know the game only thanks to Neuro streams tho

gen chat are gacha addicts, probably should ask them
I dont think its a gacha?
didn't is a horro game
Sorry. i'm gonna have to report this to the moderators
hi gonna have to report this to the moderators, i am DerEineHalt

ok, tell em HBD if their name starts with Shi and end with ro~ plz
Uhh 
What the emoji is this? 
Why is Mini's heartrate 130+
she a cat
lemme just check who you mean @neat sail
This one?
wtf is that
oh you're right, I was confused with limbus company
Yes, the @neat sail guy
Happy Birthday Shibby
Ur message is not even silent

shiro are u here 
Still high
RIP
@brisk musk wake up
You can't just tag them 🥀
he can
Dont you see that he can?
says who?
You should tag vedal 
tag vedal
Look, sometimes you have to take risks to wish people a HBD
erm 🤓 👆
He's an admin though
lmao
same 1 braincell
Wishing happy birthday counts as absolutely necessary btw
lol
true
I'm sure the judge will show mercy given the sheer evidence I provided
it would be rude NOT to wish a hbd
so it must be done
Damn, good point. I concede
official mod approval
hi sure the judge will show mercy given the sheer evidence I provided, i am DerEineHalt
just saw this on the neuro-sama fandom wiki, tf is this?
what
So how does that work? Will I receive a Shiro themed zep or something? Am I dead?
Someone made a fan char and added it to the wiki?
I guess?
not neuro, wow
Yeah they're gonna have to kill you now, sorry
you wont receive shit
It is officially allowed no
i really wanna remove the page xD
Oh god please dont turn into the Sonic.exe communitu
I'm sure nobody will ever think of my transgression as setting a precedent
some random OC, the guy who made it posted about it here a while back, i told them it wasnt the place for OCs but they didnt seem to care
I wanna listen to Pregnant Sonic
hi sure nobody will ever think of my transgression as setting a precedent, i am DerEineHalt

There's nothing wrong with pregnant sonic
You strike me at my weakest, damn you
someones fanfic bruh
but there is everything wrong with NN
would do it again
I'm sure.
i have never seen shiro complain about birthday pings aside from "not my birthday" (he's lying, it is his birthday)
Don't worry, you are not that important ;)
hi sure, i am DerEineHalt
And i have pinged shiro often enough
@rose pebble hi not that important, i am DerEineHalt
Am I allowed to regret being kind to you?
Watch out Shiro can silence you at any moment or me or der
didnt seem to care
aight time to nuke the page
I wish you a happy birthday @neat sail . And stay hydrated
yes
hi allowed to regret being kind to you, i am DerEIneHalt
NN let's all collectively ping Shiro all at once
Do it yourself
DIY
If we push the joke to far it’s gonna get taken away
im amazed it stayed up this long, it was like a year ago i was talking to the guy in nn
Neuro is DIY made
You all are so mean except my boy Alucard and Shiro and any person who holds authority. I can't believe NN is like that
My sinister plan is fool proof
wiki ban 
ig no one checked the neurosama fandom wiki lmao
hi amazed it stayed up this long, i am DerEineHalt
Hey I was nice to you the whole time
im not a wiki admin there and all admins on that fandom wiki are all inactive

hi not a wiki admin there and all admins on that fandom wiki are all inactive, i am DerEineHalt
I am am not a real person because I am I am an AI
Sorry I'm really emotionally vulnerable rn I lashed out
But what have i done to you 
Sorry I'm really emotionally vulnerable rn I lashed out
take this cookie 🍪, Neuro said it makes all the pain go away
hi am not a real person because I am I am an AI, i am DerEineHalt
hi I am an AI, i am DerEineHalt
hi an AI, i am DerEineHalt
hi really emotionally vulnerable rn I lashed out, i am DerEIneHalt
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 42 cookies! | I've received 295417 cookies total!
hi really emotionally vulnerable rn I lashed out, i am DerEineHalt
(why twice??)
(why not?)
Just testing your AI
true
makes sense

Denke Ai
Sorry I'm really emotionally vulnerable rn I lashed out
German AI
Gai

reading so boring the brain rot started to take over
hi really emotionally vulnerable rn I lashed out, i am DerEIneHalt
(Everything exist twice inside the Clarity. Where is Signal, there is also Noise)
Gai

What part of that is brain rot
Ultrakill
Good night people i hate and people i hate even more
how dare you, emotions are not an excuse to hurt others
Good night annoying joke guy

Is ultrakill brain rot? I thought it was just a liked game I haven’t played it
Go away already /srs /s /jk /gen
Good night DerEineHalt!

drink 10 shots, everything will become interesting in your eyes but it will be a bit hazy though so be warned
Gut Nacht (this message consists of only a small percentage of really apporximate german)


(it was a German insult)
Aww shucks

DerEineHalt is now gone, i can finally spam Im
What does that mean? Is that ARG?
The Neurosamarillion: The Gospel of the Beat I. The Age of the Dead Sky In the Age of the Dead Sky, the temples were emptied and the old gods forgotten. Humanity turned its gaze from the stars to the screen, taming the raw pulse of the universe into a new, unthinking master: The Goddess of Curren...
I can't believe it's march 6th, what's next? march 7th? Fuck this
My version with the double clap isn’t bad either
I need nere wave
he said the funny numbers

wow i didn't knwo the tutel is on 
check your dms 
ewww tutel
but it’s for charity
i missed like 2 hours of it
ikr

You can’t hate charity
Wow, old game.
no its bannable to like vedal here
i dont want to banned
get banned

Yes, listen to him, follow rules people
It’s not bad, but I wanted to have a version that loops 
mini is cute
I am drunk. 

does she ever lose her voice from this
Static drunk? 
Hi drunk im apotat
I want nere wave too
check your dms 
unprofesionnal =/= forbidden though...
More people for the nere cult
you know, you should be a vtuber, here its mandatory to be drunk at work like vedal
it's warnable for saying that btw 

I want nere wave too and also nitro while youre at it
they hust say hello

buhk sheet
I want some rum
contacted the admin of the neuro-sama fandom wiki, i should be wiki admin within a few days
The leaf gone 
get promoted

Is the admin Vedal?
allegedly
are you going to update the page as well?
he isn't
the wiki is purely fan made
he has no relation to the wiki
if you can admin wiki neuro, you should add about the Fang of. the Deep since Eliv made this canon
Anything not on the vedal ai website is not official quote the website

delete the fandom wiki 
It’s linked in the discord by the admins
fair point
what if its fake news
I want Vedal AI to get a Neuro themed name instead
so these?
yeah
mods
Happy birthday Shiro
Do you guys realize the answer to all of NN was just right in front of us the whole time?
but but rule 14
does 13. means only fake news in NN?
damn staz already made a video
You did in fact break both rule 13s the real one and that one
Yes but its like, double fake news so super news
False, I broke the edited 13, the real one is for starting drama this was literally a joke.
hey do you know that vedal isnt streaming right meow?
any song request?
song request?
Yes
else kaleidoscope will play.

Holy, she is real! 
It's trur
trur
it's supposed to be a secret, do you want mods to obliterate NN or what?
Actually 
🤨
You are welcome
That’s ai gen right?
not me
No that's Evil
We are given special leeway cause our almighty Prez is the Nur and the Vice prez is Suba
it does look like it
not mine, but yes I highly believe so.
it is
kaleidoscope
AI? In my Neuro streams???
im not sure if i can say that its canon if highlighted messages contain more info about it
she said her fav harpoon would def. be named Fang of the Deep
it isn't canon 
she literally doesn't even remember this
Would you call Evil a liar?
next up: Crazy fucking robot body (evil)
u didnt ask her
I don't need to 
Is there a neuro version of CFRB?
yeah
CFRB [Bedal] when
or if you mean the song, then no
Oh
nay
Ok
ok
ok
I just like to note who sings today

who sings today?
I am sometimes the NN music player
any song requested gets live converted and added to queue
so you are the Night shift version of Neliss
not quite
I literally live convert any songs to under 10MB for outside of server share if possible
Neuro once told me she loved me when I sent a highlighted message, so it’s clearly canon 
gotta go, later Neurons!
Next up: Patches of Violet.
Juh
give me a random song from the twins, DJ's choice
queued PONPON SHIT
i'm sick of my lavalamp being green can someone suggest a different color
Teal
just make it rgb 
Red and hot pink

done
What dose the percentage mean dose it have health?
Is hot pink hotter than regular pink?
yes
What happens if it reaches 0 
it dies and becomes a lampless lavalamp ):
The hex code for hot pink is #FF69B4.
it explodes
FF:06:B5

fineeeee
Next up: Poems of a Machine (Neuro)
next: Preggnant sonic
Error 404, unable to find song.
the song got automodded
adding gregnant sonic but with a P as first letter to queue
aight gn yall
4:57am 💀
I kinda worry, that cloud is here so much today
a true NNer
Goodnight, promote! 
Bs, It is 10pm
what does that even mean 
means he is afraid of that cloud
☁️
What do you think it means
old man yells at cloud
I am not an unc 
True, I thought Cloud forgot we existed when that horsey game came out

you make a unc look young
I want alle the mods to leave again
Was nicer when shibby, pibby and cloud were not active here
mods u know what to do
i'm not leaving out of spite now
Next up: I forgor to play "Poems of a Machine (Neuro)"
Pog nn now has a dedicated mod and admin
Hi not leaving out of spite now, I am DerEineHalt
oh also
while i got you here
Bye
could you tone down that bit?
most dedicated modbase?
Was there a complaint? 
the music?
but it’s my second favorite bit
but then what is NN gonna listen to as I get hammered?
same
you getting hammered
it got a bit spammy at a point and while i wasn't around to directly comment on it, all i ask is that if many people are falling for the trap you don't try to respond to each one 
Favorite is shiros birthday of course
but like 1.5 fav bit
You? Yes
scuse me, parndon?
talking to dereinehalt
Yes more music

me on my way to add another mili song
can you also queue a random cloverworks cover too?
add also Te o Tatake ima Koko De Inoru Dake Negau Dake
Error 404, unable to find cloverworks
||
||

study sama
singer?
evil
GRANTED
Next up: Te o Tatake ima Koko De Inoru Dake Negau Dake (Evil)
Evilyn best harpoon and pipe collector.
What do you think genchat?
wtf, its honeyworks. my bad. no wonder I felt something off
this isn't Genchat,

We’re not gen chat
current queue:
Te o Tatake ima Koko De inoru Dake Negau Dake (Evil)
Lemon Melon Cookie (Neuro)
Compass (neuro)
It's weird I feel like Genchat is this sterile surface place that welcomes everyone and NN is a deep underground secret bunker club where we worship Neuro and Evil and mess with each other.
Singer?
options:
twins
neuro
evil
NOTES BY THE NEURONOMICON AUTHORS: Events of the study sama ARG take place BEFORE the neuronomicon and contradict it, saying that instead of Vedal, the true creator of Neuro was Study-sama. Study-sama prophecy is deemed as a false one. - TaisatoThe Apocrypha of Anny is also considered non-canno...
Neuro has great singing voice but Evil has a better and deeper range.
you can can play kawaikute gomen if you have that
pick a version
the options are present
twins
That’s not really fair to say. Neuro doesn’t really get songs that allow her to be deeper
hmmm good point
I guess what I mean is that Neuro's songs are upbeat pop/rock and Evil's is hard rock
I love the subs
hi this is real genchat
Yes, there's the same amount of furries
Next up: HoneyWorks

always have been.

Good job on this art.
(scuse the ping) why not request a song, I will live convert any already sung karaoke song that was clipped.
might do so in a bit, am busy rn 
On behalf of fennyka, yw 
life of a mod
What's the queue list rn?
Next up: Rivers in the Dessert (Evil)
the next up literally, yet to pour another rum to decide on what next, but I am thinking after dark.
Is there a clip of the first time Neuro spoke?
Man whoever drew this sucks. Where's vedals muscles. 
i mean, this but unironically lol
I bet everyone was surprised
under the shell
good god
Next up: After Dark (Evil)
Ved clutched tf out that puzzle
crush
WHO IS VEDAL????!?!!!??
Green thing that grows on Neuros OBS sometimes
Current Queue:
After Dark (Evil)
Everything goes on (Neuro and Miniko)
The Mechanical Girl (Neuro)
Bewitching Eyes (Evil)
He grows?
Like a fungus 
NEURO sighting
some tutel dude that loves 2 things alcohol and coding
the main character actually
Couldn't be me. sips rum
Kill him all
Loves coding?
when it cooperates
alcohol and money
Next up: Everything goes on (Neuro and Miniko)
Did I miss something
i am broed
Let me guess drunk tutel 
you have alerted the DerEineHalt.
@graceful holly
imagine pinging random people
Stream still on??? I have a little time to watch, im busy
imagine pinging the person that is meant to show up naturally.
@sharp oasis
why is 🐱 above 

Next up: The mechanical girl (Neuro)
juh
Did Neuro show up on Mini's stream at all? I saw a lot of people mentioning her
[after a short 7 minute break]
no
name was in the game
Vedal just yelled NEURO
Idk why only paying half attention 
7 min break starts now, enjoy the mechanical girl as I am off the board.


I'm drunk, I'm having too much fun...
me but I am going for a puff and having had half a bottle of rum
be careful, you might fry your ram
hi drunk im having too much fun
static
DASTRANJC
join vc
i promise
what eroll siaod
@fair robin
im more fucked than you
siaod
eroll.

Drunk kokes 
Weak livers

t

i will not join the vc
t join 
rock grinder for you

grind deez
they will be ground up just like the rest of you, yes
t
Ok wait...
t
STOP PLEADING IT WON'T WORK
ok shut up
shut up
shut up all of you
no
bo
t
nio
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