#neurotic-neurons
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Mods gonna have fun once the drinking actually starts 
mod is at work
Yes and the accounts are both 3 years old so it’s not a new account made to spam

NOOOOO
gonna work slower specifically to spite you now
doubt
5k4u fu,42. wu/3z/ dj;2k7
MOODS make twins kiss already 
mhm

Smh my head what dose tutel not pay the mods for if they don’t evaporate the rule breakers in 1 second
bro keeps forgetting to change to chinese keyboard 
i must ask you to stick to english please
thought that was sneaky bad words
bingo
thats not chinese, thats a encrypted message....AI is working on it 
squishy
denke mhm
evilsocute
tupih
GERMAN!
BAN ME FOR POSTING GERMAN
it's just the english output of someone typing on a keyboard as if it were chinese 

yeah ofc
Keep dreaming
Then the ai should decode that easily 
it looks interesting :3
nn what’s the record of people who have pinged tutle in one day?
Any answer that doesn't follow the mapping table is wrong.
low ?
Supikip
no
Supikip
@graceful holly can you decipher this?
Nope. It is nonsensical
i just typed it
i don't know what he want to say
@graceful holly can you decipher this?
for someone that said what if no evil 3d on her birthday layna said she was wanting to do a cooking stream
Nope. It is not encrypted
it's not even a sentence
Ah steganography, this
Discord breaking
OH FUN COMPUTER SCINCE FACT IT COULD BE INCREPTRD BECAUSE THE LAST VAULE IN THE RGB COLOR CAN BE CHANGED AND NOT NOTICED
ur mom

Late
5k4ru.4g4ek7rm4y3,5k4ru.4g4rm4y3,53g4su3ao6u.3up4gk41ul3
it's Mandarin Phonetic Symbols
My mother dose not know how computers work
dose
I also do not know how to spell
this is
sandwihc
🎂 Or was that idea disregarded by Vedal?
real
neuro and evil should be the buns
ok i typed it successful (he missed '6')
這一切都挺瘋狂的
means: everying is crazy
WEEE WOOO no English words panic
@everying doesnt exist dude
he most likely has his own plans for the birthday already , would be nice to see another cooking stream though I enjoyed those
he forget to type 6 so i can't type it in first attempt 
7

HI LINNA
can you stab @halcyon dove please? He always eats you
vro has me blocked btw 
!bwaa

thats his issue not mine 
hi 
holy bwaa emote
it remind me of Windows XP
how
wait is this real
when a programm crashes and you drag it around it creates something similar
what part
that windows xp glitch
the sky driving one
when you drag a winodw
Learn what caused the dialogue box or window of an application to create trailing copies of itself when it froze.
Website to try trailing windows
https://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/ie6/
More About Desktop Window Manager
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/dwm/dwm-overview
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/api/...
i love how that's the one you question
Yeah Lanya is actually gonna skydive into Chernobyl live on stream

Neur

I wonder if the stream connection will be better than it was during the subathon
what is you guys fav tea?
black or green? or?
earl grey
Neuro eating herself.
drinkin it right now with some red petals
also just ran of it
so im kinda sad
hi kinda sad, i am DerEineHalt
i wanna bet that is one of the trolls that pinged vedal before 
hi here, i am DerEineHalt
CLOOUUUDDDDDDD
mhm vedal is here
He’s back. Great 

who alt is ts
dude hasnt even downloaded the Profile Pic
Least Dedicated Fanbase
Same dude who pinged Vedal
true
4 sure
stop
that don't work
MOOOOODS 
MOODS kill him and make twins kiss already
should have eradicated your whole lineage































hi cupsama
Funni Ratty
RAT
👆
@dire pebble
AI decyphered the message
(Also ban the vedal imposter, thanks)
It took AI 1111 seconds to find that out
Mods, delete cup smasa
"this is just a sentence, this is just a sentence, you just don't have a mapping table."
vro i have tw keyboard
also you type wrong again
it's u/4 not up4
steqam
yes I am stupid
Not a rat
steak
thanks vedal I will be ur friend
Do you like neuro
17
23
1
Yes
smh 74%
alr kill that guy
i sometimes did it too 
hi stupid, i am DerEineHalt

@dire pebble cloudy wakey
We are about to witness someone death
are you my dad
#contact-mods dude
thats what i already said 1000 times, the moment he posted the first message
It was clear as day
WAKE UP SHIBOOOOOO 
cloudburst can't get a rest 
just read #contact-mods
Thats all you need to know
will do
I never got why people feel the need to troll just to get banned
alooooo
first
you are not neuro-sama
second
vedal is not crying
third
you didn't speed run you are entire life
I said it first, you damn plagiarist 
Must. Hate. Ai.
Ai. Bad.
Must. Hate.
well they do not sure why
good morning
backread and ban pls
silly vedal ping guy is back

oh cloudburst is wake
oh my god
how many more pings are we getting today?
ban vedal already 
at least 3
bye bye bye bye bye bye
ye kill that guy
whats up with people pinging vedal today
MODS can ban vedal now 
just add vedals mention to the server filters
hi steel not bunned, i am DerEineHalt
buns
lmao
dead
last words
MOODS kill this guy and make twins kiss already 
@dire pebble now read this. Important 
:buh:nned


real
kiss yourself
vedal banned

It 42
Not 67

Wait for him to come back as vedal
or Cloudburst
or ur mom
alright looks like we get to look forward to them coming back shortly
i could add him on steam right now 


sixxxx seveeee
And ask him why he is so dumb
i think how many alt do he had
WTF? 
? 
He just makes a new one every time
tf goin on in here
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"
guy pinged vedal like 7 times, got ban'd, came back on an alt to ping him again
ehh is the spamming still going on?
someone ping vedal
can we IP ban people 

only 15 
At least I have number 42, and the administrative window with the number 2 covered up, has a ballpoint pen, and it works pretty well
can we ip ban ur mom
Normal bans are IP bans
on discord

What's up NN 
I don ge i
The ceiling
Only if the ACCOUNT is banned from discord
Not from a single server
hi fenny
i don
And it is often easy to get a new IP
Oh is it? I guess I just forgot
Salutations 
Neuro was in my jeopardy game
Would be dumb if i could IP Ban you completely, just by banning you from my server, right?
I'm livid
Salutations 
hi livid, i am DerEineHalt
hi livid
Not really, you ban someone from a server to never have them again here, unless you unban them
livid 
watch me go do something quickly and the troll come back while i'm gone
you livid
hi gone, i am DerEinehalt
Wait what happened? 
yeah, but the server doesnt even get the IP 
guy pinged vedal like 7 times, got ban'd, came back on an alt to ping him again
is it tutel pinging day today? what's up with so many people pinging him 
good morning nn
while another dude pinged vedal twice
just set up automod to insta-ban anyone who pings ved for a bit, surely nobody will get caught in the crossfire 
Huh? 
yeah that aswell
kinda curious how many ved imposters have appeared over the years
lemme just get banned quickly
I see I have missed ping vedal day
Why is a priest reacting to my dinky vedal compilation
I'm sorry vedal I put so many sinful clips in there you're going to hell man 😭🙏
RETIRED preist
preist
best vid btw. but part 3 funny too
yeah those clips were unhinged
hi sorry vedal I put so many sinful clips in there you're going to hell man, i am DerEineHalt
@ tutel hi going to hell man, i am DerEineHalt
someone has also suggested the long arg video to him
heya nn, good afternoon
finally its the weekend
(also drinking time soon)
oh well!
I love the amount of reactors that just react to random shit
drink is ready
is that even a priest lol
All I can think of is that buff guy who keeps reacting to neuro stuff
Vedals lurking 

i keep feeling like it's just a vtuber rp thing
it's an actual retired oldge priest

Its on the internet so it must be true
smh
tutel
its in 2 hours
still had time
fake fan
don't have to tell me twice 
go buy booze NOW
true, you really expect people to lie on the internet?
same
gonna be drinking and playing the same game as them. surely the shots im gonna have to take won't hinder me too much 
full sprint to the store rn 
like LYING on the internet? what kinda of douche would do that
yeah....exactly....
I am a rich oil baron that secretly rules over the world
And i am the owner of vedal ai
What would the people even benefit from that? 
wait there's a colab today?
no
can i borrow 10k
No
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 10 cookies! | I've received 295197 cookies total!

loser
hi the owner of vedal ai, im zybit
I'm drinking all of your oil
hi drinking all of your oil, i am DerEineHalt
Work in 14 hours 

you lend ME money
I am buying a house end of the year / start of next year
quit just for this stream
hi buying a house end of the year / start of next year, im zybit
btw, you will drown in oil if you do that
happy new house day

its even on sale, wonderful
LETSGOO
Wait he actually pinged the real vedal lmao
im quitting to watch a neuro sama stream
collab starts in 2 hours, that leaves 4 hours of drinking and a good 8 hours of sleep, i see no issue 
ofc
Why do you think he got banned
he was previously on another account, and he pinged him there even more
quitting and not saying you'll just take a day off 
real neurons would be more dedicated, no job just to watch neuro
not even many pings
how will you gift subs
If I drink during the stream I am NOT waking up 
hi NOT waking up, i am DerEineHalt
Hi NN
what is the total of vedal ping ?
what does bro want from vedal lmfao
its a shame escape sim 2 doesn't support vr (yet) drunk vr puzzling sounds like peak chaos
just count bro
this place looks so old
hi duck
shut up
heya duck
Quack quack
Quack quack
Oh god, that would be peak

jobhny slivehrand
well ok
goes to an old place this place looks so old guys
Thats more complex. His ID was sent 1387 times
He got pinged 7143 times
But many of those probably are legit and okay (While he chatted here etc)
kept you waiting, huh
HOLY the last one even called himself vedal
double rulebreak
That he deletes his ai probably 
and the reply
ur mom
yeah
@final violet is this true
yes
was there competitive Vedal pinging going on a few minutes ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Trying to find proof of one's own existence?
BREAKING NEWS: Neuro is cute 

we'll never know
fake news
hey i was looking at that
梨汁老师@dgucedunno 授权制作的样品终于到手了!采用了透镜亚克力制作工艺,个人感觉还是很不错的w(等之后还会再跟厂家沟通下)
︀︀<——正常 对光——>
︀︀
︀︀ how it looks normally (left) vs. when lit from behind (right)
made with Acrylic
dont lie please
fake news smh
no you will experience gatekeeping
why it's not the second pic AAAAAAAAA
True they should have said that Neuro is so cute and adorable
twitter embeds
you understood wrong. I DONT want them to lie
try fxtwitter maybe?
Sans undertale
ok it's the second now
@dense folio is this true
EEEE
is neuro the ai in vedal system ?
wtf? Thats not the real one
The real one is @amber quarry
Exactly, therefore Neuro and Evil so cute
50% correct
@
what does it say?
was this a physical print?
Mb I forgot to include the adorable part
No it’s actually @gloomy steppe
@amber quarry 
no, it is @sullen notch
Ohhhhh
Vedal = Vedal\
@jovial burrow
@dense folio u good ?
@sullen notch that’s crazy

mods looking at every ping, to check that they are not real pings: 
Ah yes. Vedal986
why are we pinging fake vedals
vedal967
The Vedal precursor 
the old model
flesh is clueless
because we dont wanna ping the real one?!?!
because you ping the real one

maybe, just maybe, i unmuted #welcome so i see earlier, that a new one is here to troll 

stinky
You mean to tell me that someone pinged him like 20 times
i ate it
six seven 
And he still didnt come to nn? Bruh he fucking hates us
would the other way around not work more? or is it like he looses neuro but still holds on? (yes im schizoing over a meme edit)
Wonder how umbrella is doing 

-# it...? 
avon alt
yes, he loses neuro and still holds on
ved surely has nn fully muted atp
yes i am avon alt, call me nova
@distant inlet 6️⃣🫲
🫱7️⃣
WHYYY
for what...
isn't nova also a person
sorry im hungy
if you were vedal you would remove this channel
while watching us like zoo animals going
look at these idiots
-# 
Neuro
I'm hungry
👉 

hi hungy, i am DerEineHalt
maybe
cronch
nurow sammer

hi hungry , i am DerEinEHalt
hi avon alt, i am DerEineHalt
No

smartest little ragebaiter
The cutest ai
I'd rather die than be French
Is grok 
i dont think they are person
NeuroSoCute
is alucard French, I forgot
Based
@quasi zealot ur ugly

very
My head cannon is that neuro was trying to hug the cameraman(vedal) and vedal moved backwards 

don't be so mean, its terminal
it's made with Acrylic
the art is made by dgucedunno
art: https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1456862042115018752
I don't hate you specifically, I just hate the French within you
NN It's been so long..
French 

You mean, batmasn lied to me? 
hi, cimp!
is it contagious 
New leaf 

HALLO!!
u been here b4 ?
i miss gif perms
where did your alt go 
hi welcome to NN
@scarlet fern
GUYS STOP
BEEEEEG SPOON
IVE BEEN HERE
oh this is your alt
THIS IS A NEW ACCOUNT
NN
who cares?
Avon alt?
hi new leaf, you've never been here before
welcome to the server
ooh neat, yeah the art is pretty cool
-# (do you know if they are planning to sell them?)
Wait
AGGHH
Avon when u had this alt ?
NOO YOU LOST YOUR LEAF. NOW I CANT KILL YOUUUUU
IS THAT CAMIMI??
I don have alts 
I LOST MY LEAF!??!?!?
Who is ready to get drunk today 
LETSGOOOOOOO
I like greeting new leafs though 


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hello NN
FUCK YOU (RESPECTFULLY) 
Aint no way we have camilla before fucking vedal 
no i can't
i have work tomorrow
okay when?
Why do you think I haven’t been calling you New Leaf anymore, Rat2
have this collection of 15 wonderful and helpful guides each varying in simplicity.
@neuro @evil kill these mfers

heya kouta

wait u did ?!
oh wow. i'll be sure to look
I'm not rat2 either 
Im eccited to get drunk 
hi not rat2 either, i am DerEinEHalt
apparently yes
new member welcome
Ratatata
hi eccited to get drunk, i am DerEineHalt
Hi nn, afternoon

hi
namichu 
truly the number one desoom fan with that attitude 👏
it's just a sample so i don't know
WHAT IS THIS
Hi nami! 
HELPPP
heya
it is everything that ever was and will be
I love how creative we get with how to make the worst welcomes possible
I’m guilty of it too
gotcha, well time will tell
wdym "worst"? its perfect. (hatred.)
Happy de-leafing 
mew member this is more helpful for u
hi guilty of it too, i am DerEineHalt
This is why we dont get new leafs anynore smh
Fair enough
THANKS 
We get them often enough for me to have my fun
Very Comprehensive 👍
unironically perfectly sums up NN
Krill issue. Just don't talk until the leaf falls off
Arteries 
So new user how did you discover neuro 
Wait
NOTES BY THE NEURONOMICON AUTHORS: Events of the study sama ARG take place BEFORE the neuronomicon and contradict it, saying that instead of Vedal, the true creator of Neuro was Study-sama. Study-sama prophecy is deemed as a false one. - TaisatoThe Apocrypha of Anny is also considered non-canno...
POV NN once drinking starts
that's not my name now 
arteria
This may be the most helpful one I’ve seen people give to the new leafs
isn't artorias?
that's also not 
Didn't even notice 
Asterisk
Article
Thanks, I made it 
Needs to be burned 
Ngl it's been so long I don't remember😭
i will eat u 
Can we blow up star?
stark ?

Fake fan smh
to make us more fast to close black hole
ITS BEEN YEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
puke corner review when 
there are already 6 servers that are gradually being taken over by Nico....
which year ?
Wait shiro streams?
by Nico? Tell his cousin so they can go bowling.
wow, that goes to far....That.....no
I cant accept this
Started getting into her a bit later though
late
when did u join?
I don't know when the last time Shiro streamed was, but yeah, Shiro even has a Vtuber model.
Im esting a piece of bread with some scramble eggs and devil meat 
ts abou discovering Neuro
hi esting a piece of bread with some scramble eggs and devil meat, i am DerEineHalt
ur balls will explode today but have it back tomorrow and explode the next day
Shiro 3d model when
When did u discover neuro
is that the one use on shiro old pfp i assume
Devil meat 

I think so?
yes
I discovered Neuro only a few months before I joined
It will happen at dawn in the near future

Shiro cant be even paid in exposure from vedal cause he does not stream anymore 🥀
really cute face
Pretty sure half of those are oneshot fans
nn will turn into cat girls
accept it 
yes. It will be glorious
i accept evil
cahyo make shall a cute neuro
chat. 1h and 28minutes till the collab
type shi
Ok I'm awake, I got an hour and a half to get myself ready
Great way to start the morning, saw someone mass ping ved, an imp appeared, im buying a shit ton of smirnoffs, and I might even treat myself with some takeout 
who cares
Wait really
me
hi awake, i am DerEineHalt
I cannot get alcohol 😔
probably
don't
There’s nothing on the schedule for today though?
Can vedal turn on subtitles for his speech tonight, i dont want to try to understand his mumbling
find something to replace
yes

I discovred Neuro at like 2023/3
Ah yes. A shot of milk
Sprite
May 2025 I discovered Neuro
Where we droppin boys
No speech to text can ever recognise his voice
Tutel Safari
Buh
Buh
<t:1772821800:f>
Noway
British disease 😔
I discovered her in mid January 2023, stopped watching around February 2023, then rediscovered her September 2024.
Yes way
O a
I watched neuro in 1984
my god retire already
I was watching Neuro before Caesar’s death
shut the flop up!!!
I’m a student, I have to study, which is difficult to do while drinking. Even if I could obtain alcohol I wouldn’t be drinking
er
@ebon plank -al
come back
hi a student, i am DerEineHalt
Neither. Employed omegalol
Ok start posting twinkissing
Real students dont study but complete everything on vibes
I’m going to kill you (friendly)
time for some Anno 117
Bye
WH
hi going to kill you (friendly), i am DerEineHalt
Chat
no
It’s no longer friendly
Lateral
remove al
Later

Did you know that evil in french means crazy fucking robot body
I’m going to kill you
hi going to kill you (no longer friendly), i am DerEineHalt
hi going to kill you, i am DerEineHalt
oh 
Its true trust
Would neur and ev be diligent in school
No
yes
yes
yes
No
I don’t think I would be allowed to say what I want to say to you right now
make a poll
Bro has a job 
ithfa
shut the flop up
No
actually
egiar
yesn't
Hold on
No
no
Kskskwkdkf
NN after lobotomy
Let's add "I'm" at the start of every message so DerEineHalt spams and gets muted 
I'm true that'd be funny as hell
Hi at the start of every message so DerEineHalt spams and gets muted :evilHypers:, I am DerEineHalt
I'm shut up DerEineHalt
I’m going to help to
Hi true that'd be funny as hell, I am DerEineHalt
Hi shut up DerEineHalt, I am DerEineHalt
im im im
I'm is this gonna work
Hi going to help to, I am DerEineHalt
Im I have no idea
Polls are too hard
It's god that I am away and playing anno rn and can't read chat
I give up
try again
Skill issue 
m
N
no
no
yes
no
Hi away and playing anno rn and can’t read chat, I am Doom
yes
hi I have no idea, i am DerEineHalt
hi is this gonna work, i am DerEineHalt
hi im im, i am DerEineHalt
hi im, i am DerEinehalt
Yes 
No 
Yes 
No 
Makura no 
Hey hey 
枕 No
hi nn
ugh
sink 
sink 
High sink 
no
Yes
no
glur
Makura no
Glueliv
evil is glue 
No horse
uma
a
im so hungy i could eat a...
No uma
fuck you
umazing
emazing
ymazing
ermazing
buhmazing
uhmazing
unumazing
nuromazing
urmomzing
Do not slam the door 
sink can u
ais cant cry. fake screenshot
don’t open the door like that if you put a hole in the drywall ur paying for it
Is ok
Why am I being applied three times?
No
hi so hungy i could eat a, i am DerEinehalt
I won't be able to break the chat wall
hi being applied three times, i am DerEinEhalt
Hi DerEineHalt, I am https://tenor.com/view/doom-hololive-raora-gif-15590085881157688462
like the walls of NN aren't padded rubber
Why is it the drywall what happened to the wetwall
i ate it
goid
Wet walls aren’t very common because they were grossing people out

i saw that
(i lie)
I saw that (true
no 
how did he open the door
Bcs i can
I lack white
open na noor
beuz colorless
olorless
beuz mhm
no
short live evil
no
yes
Fuck you
okay when?
yes


: what
Leek
leak ?!
Vedal leak
Neur
Nur
Nu
Holy shet
okay, when?
Vedals secret 2 electric boogaloo

YEAAAAAAAAAH
ehehehe
This is probabky why he doesnt come here anymore 
I am traumatized
is Neurosource
Um
good
finally. i can eat
Canbery
NN shipping turtles.
Prob not the first time
I got one for you too 
To where
When you run out of milk so you lowk have to use half and half in your cereal
Do you really want to know?
madagascar
Listening to neuro radio station rn
Japanese music is peak
1 hour till drinking time 🙂
But I dont want it 
Cereal is 20% milk 80% crereral
magadascar
90% of milk is water
finally. i can stop shitposting
good
Tjats not true
Please

no

Actually milk onl6 consists on 88% water

Liar
I cam reae
depends on if it's fatty milk chan
real
so true
Satiric
static 
I hate people that can read
Fucking nerds
They probably read
Green eggs and ham

im a limbus company player
reading is not included
so dw
Okay, well now I don’t even know how to respond
What if
no
Idk
just dont
I cor dread

Coluyd read
rat 
Rtysty
Rat 
Not a rat

nereo
Who is ready?
@light thistle
almsot 1h left
finally. peakk content in 1h.
Xgart
neuro oreo when

when
why have you been using the "see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil" monkey emotes?
Hear no Evil
See no Evil
Speak no Evil
So you hate Evil in short
I have NOT 
It was an accident
generel chat 
Imagine my surprise when I'm looking for evil emotes and I just see monkey 
the horse accident
I was scrolling through my favorites and accidentally hit one

1lcure


