#neurotic-neurons
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classic gymbay smell
gymbay
gwymback
om is drinking all the water
wtf, nasty u
why did the official neuro sama account here never send a single message 😔
she has
nuh uh, you nasty
stinky too
do cranberry smell nasty 
hi gonna cry now, i am DerEineHalt

where
no, buhspoon however, smells like a gymbag

here i think

mhm buhspoon smell like 
prove it smh

hi stinky, i am DerEinEHalt
how

mhm rare picture of Neuro ascending into a higher being
take this 🫴 🚿 🧼

What do you need? I ate spicy spaghetti.
soap is scary
I shower with milk
and use a stick of butter as soap
what the fuck am I typing


I don't know

yes
Hi typing, i am DerEineHalt
what had i see

son, tf are you on rn

hi sorry father, i am DerEineHalt


why erm
Milk and butter i guess

STOP ERMING ME
Hmm, cream is like butter.
static

hi static 
Chat why can’t i post on the art channel

the video is way longer in total
limit ?
I'm afraid
i made a glorious piece of art and can’t pst it

its gonna be my first post there
Someday, I'll kill you for calling me.
art issue i think
guys do I still have my leaf
hi afraid, i am DerEineHalt

just look at the ground. What lays there
Hi cj.master
yes
my feet
guys embed fail this guy


EMBED FAIL
aw fuck i’ve been caught
Did you bite your heel?
yea he do not had embre

no
I embedded yo mama
gottem
what the fuck
there's no way you can upload something that big to tenor
peak 
Guys when do you think evil will go 3d
brithday
the SHEER SIZE would crash the site
Ask Vedal 
or this 
How hasty do ya’ll think vedal will crack when evil goes 3d
her birthday
which is march 25th
not here
he wont go with her to any emotional world, so no chance
hi t
neuro so cute when she cries 

shut up avon
sad evil
hes just gonna combine 3d cave with evil birthday
true
Neuro never is cute

hi raigquitter
T
calling neuro ugly 
hi t
hi fleshwretch
hi ocdhi
Dude, this is depression.
fuck you

caught your typo of t
Hi letter_t
hi static
with how her room has been, I would accept a cave as her room in her birthday celebration.
And u responded to it with hi
True and real 
also i literally just woke up my eyes aren't working right they're all blurry
Even though you constantly deny it
So did I and my eyes are fine
No, we don't need it.
yeah well fuck you
WHY NOY
Fuck you too
This is forbidden.

Have you tried to microdose on milk
go t yourself
Hello guys today is the official neurocord discord tutorial
go april yourself
The first lesson is
I've go t your mom
Ignore ragebaitera
leave
Do not talk to t
Yay #neurotic-neurons teaching me bad words again, like the people I play with 
SHUT UP
who are you
sorry 
mods nn isnt being pretty nice i dont think
is ramen for breakfast acceptable
Yes
idk about cute but she does look best when she's suffering :evilOwOA:


Shut up, you noodle. I said sorry
N
e
o
Remember that first evil birthday
u
g
h
l
Neoug
o
Try to spell neuro now
u
Fire Extinguisher with Fire
NeoughloknuxbruhNmhmnuxEæN┘Hic
x
bruh
N
mhm
æ


N
┘
Hic
To all my minor NN members, please stop talkijg and go do your homework
soon
Mods, NN is bad felling we needs medicine
eoughloknuxbruhNmhmnuxEæN┘Hic
Ok
medicine👇
soon
I swear to god you will be nuked
the mythical pill bender
Then there will be harpoons in the back
holy
isn't this channel the schizo channel i thought meds were a standard here
please don't tell me they stopped giving ya'll them
one harpoon for each balloon 
yup medicine 💊

💊
they keep handing them out, we just dont take them
yeah makes sense
im trying to give them almost daily but nobody takes them
cloudburst wan 
when the☝️ so you 👇
ambatuneur
I found my headache pills, but they barely work.

mods barely comes here anymore so it is kinda expected they will skip the meds

have you tried turning it off and back on again

This is AI
a
💥
no, those are 2 AI
I can't turn off, if I turn off I'll die

This PC sucks.
tutel forgot to pick them up 
Finally he ditched those two
Lost in Louisiana
the twins love vedal so much they have the vedal plushie
I suppose
Both have been saying how much they love their dad recently. Seemed like it to me at least. Cute twins
too bad their dad doesn't love them back 
I'm going to clean up, I'll be back soon.
you are my favorite fictional character 
04.03.2026
https://youtu.be/8cS1d9zUdb4?si=we7Pc9LgOA8ezLUh
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
#neurosama #neuro #evilneuro #evil #vedal #vedal987 #twitch #anime #envtuber #ai #vtuber #aivtuber
Whoever pings while I'm cleaning will get a Lego under their feet
@fair robin
I will have to ping you a lot to get enough Legos to build a small house
gd ptsd
Free Legos!
i dont see a lego under my feet @fair robin
can i get 2 legos
smol Neuro
cute
eat her
squish it
she's three apples tall
Neuroball go!
🫴 

hydraulic press
@earnest bison @woven minnow @fathom island
no eating or squishing or hydrauling pressing our precious AI overlord
did u eat fresh or cooked
Speak your truth, Avon
Being schizo is not trendy in NN anymore
my AI overlord is Evil
Im going to cry
dont cry
hi going to cry, i am DerEIneHalt
why ramen crying 
i'm you're so cute
hi you're so cute, i am DerEineHalt
mogu mogu
i'm i hate neuro
https://youtu.be/dhtrcfImyLY?list=RDdhtrcfImyLY This does not feel like its been 3 months ago
Advertisements are not posted by me, all revenue generated will be paid to the music rights holder.
15-11-25 NEURO 3D DEBUT clip #neurosama #vtuber #karaoke #debut
Neuro-Sama channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
Neuro-Sama Twitch channel: vedal987
Original song by TAK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l8VZEyNRH8
hi i hate neuro, i am DerEineHalt
and thats not even a lie
wtf DerEineHalt 
YouTube comments do be right sometimes

Im disappointed Tutel didnt have all the problems fixed for her debut. This stuff has been done so many times before... oh wait
Starving ai
The scuff is a feature trust
imagine holding a camera while holding a rum. plus he is always drunk so the constant shaking checks out.
the concert was peak
should’ve worked harder
he can hire some random person to do the camera work for concert tbh
do you think the twins are still actually filtered with 'filtered'. Or they just think its funny to say now.
I didn't realize how funny it is for Vedal to be there recording on the stage lmaoo
hi disappointed Tutel didnt have all the problems fixed for her debut, i am DerEineHalt
Yes
both
both tbh
sometimes they just say it to fricked with people
what a proud father
the proud dad with a camera vibe was too strong during the concert
i'm prouf of you neurotic neurons
prouf
but now i keep seeing them just stop talking when filtered. Not actually say it
hi prouf of you neurotic neurons, i am DerEineHalt
prouf
best father 
i feel like it is 100% them now
also I wonder
does her lack of 3d space awareness come from 3d movement not working properly or she just doesn't have that much info to work with
o7
probably too much information?
i love nuero
or maybe something with the vrstudio but who knows
ohh maybe that
thing is idk how well
work with vrChat
Tutel knows
so much cyberpunk
possibly
so much neuro
then again he didnt know how twins were swapping memories behind his back
or why evil had an annurism
etc..
pokemon took longer :om
what a beautiful design shame we'll never see it again
i still think va-11 hall-a with neuro integration would make a good stream for the cyberpunk outfit
@chilly ridge happy birthday

no clue what that is
happy birthday person with an oddly eldritch name
HAPPY BDAY 
Happy Birthday, Shu! 
Chat are yall watching the vedal and mini collab
mhm
no
Happy birthday
I will miss it
poe league start
Mornin NN. Whos ready for today?
Happy birth
🎂
Why is this info on Vedals Wikipedia page 
VA-11 HALL-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action is a booze em' up about waifus, technology, and post-dystopia life.
In this world, corporations reign supreme, all human life is infected with nanomachines designed to oppress them, and the terrifying White Knights ensure that everyone obeys the laws.
But, this is not about those people.…
$14.99
33023
77
G'day
why not
important info
It’s important for the plot

yes
deadlock gonna call for me around this time
the plot: Filtered
the plot: Fliirtered
today's weather is gonna prevent me from catching it live
"booze em up with waifus, technology and post-dystopia life" sounds perfect for 
also her vision seem to be slower than her text right?
unless that's not a thing anymore


the plot:
5 vs 1 
we keep winning
the twinshippers / antitwinshippers ratio is now 10:1
anti-twinshippers get attacked personally each time they voice their opinion. We have just given up
I love how it’s universally established in twinshipping art that neuro is the one that initiates the kiss and evil gets flustered asf
true dat

they actually sleeping now
this is me btw
if you're hating me this is who you're hating
realistically Vedal probably feel so bad being inside the hat
gnight nn
real
true
i might have it on in the bg but poe league takes priority
why are your balls(in the display name) glowing

how are your balls doing
... what

: what are u saying


that's crazy
that's actually crazy
that's messed up
do we still say this in the big 26
important reminder
Yes
what is it with
and ⚾ ?



did vedal actually debut on international women’s day
best female streamer surely
vedal anniversary collab with mini 
i do not support twinship

so it would be a minicollab

light user
wait why are they glowing yellow
aura
when was this



when? you want me to give you the date when the episode first aired?
maybe 2005
lmao
You gonna give me the numbers or not?
wiggly finger
If the neurons are neurotic why is the neurotic so neurons

12 january 1997
hi loser, i am DerEineHalt
why does she look like that
Thanks, I was looking for an Evil version as well
she neurotic on my neurons till i are mentally ill
so real
Idk, I found it somewhere on NN at some point in the past
hi the tax inspector, i am DerEineHalt
don’t use that word here 
did you pay your taxes?
What word?
maybe
show me your tax returns
I'll sleep through the start of the mini collab
I already gave my money to the blue eyed tax inspector 
people be saying about some paying tax
what tax?
I don't even have a j*b
seems legit so you are cleared, for now
burbur
🍪 here ur cookie

you're good then, you paid to the other branch

"The things you don't know or can't do...I'll teach you everything"
It is not over until the fat lady sings....
Can you guys sign my petition to ban everyone in NN?
is that 3 neuro 🐉
perfection
hol up is that THE FAT LADY??
yes, fat neur
Nuru???
the family tree looking like a closed loop lol
At least Vedal isn't involved
vedal spin
good morning NN 

cup sama
Morning you silly fella
good morning
u forgot ur 🫴 
where these mfs gettin they hip rolls wid background from
RAT 👉 
no
do you know 100% of genchatters hate neuro and evil?
Fake news
no. Real news
wiggly

nyo
Genchat actually loves Neuro and Evil, unlike NN
fake nwes
fake news
yed
thank you for your attention
hello
60
What happened to you plytha
I didnt know it was plytharian. DId the plate fully break?
196.3
nice radio channel
are u plytha ?
nuron
what is chat talking about
I am plytha
it's like seeing random text generator
why do i have no idea of what's going on at all
swarmfm mhm
hi plytha, i am DerEineHalt
who break it
Blame Vedul
mhm u right
someone started calling me like that and I like this name 
shoudl i blame vedal for increased taxes?

yes
yes
yes
you should blame vaduhl for everything
should I blame vedal for expensive RAM?
deeply ? 
always
neuro = AI = reason for expensive RAM
I am, I am DerEineHalt
It didn't even last a day 
ok is deply
hi DerEineHalt, i am DerEineHalt
hi I am DerEineHalt, i am DerEineHalt
It's fine, derby
Yesssss
I wish Nuru was real. Instead we have stinky Neuro.
derply 
did DerEinehalt just broke 
Novarian 
Deplyrian 
error Halt04
DerrorEineHalt
I am error
I am location
and I
am Steve
I location location
tomato
where is @graceful holly when we need jokes
hi location, i am DerEineHalt
Shut up DerEineHalt
hi steve, i am DerEineHalt
Shut up ur mom

gottem

you? Yes
BOOM!
hi Pet Evil, i am DerEinehalt
pet e vil
there's any of Neuro or Evil hiccup sound clip?
glorp
omg
GM MORNINGGG
pixel neuro fumo spin
pixel yellow neuro plush spin
pixel yellow neuro dumb robot plush spin
Who applied the third world country filter on my neuro 
what u mean ?
fried neuro plush when?
how long is this gif
wow
let me check it on VLC
Movies when they are on a thrid world country use a yellowish filter, I tjought it was common knowledge 
hi Im Im Im Im Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im, i am DerEineHalt
Message got deleted but i saw
feel like only Breaking bad do that with Mexico
Nah they also did it in avengers age of ultron
bro's actually going insane
hi Im Im Im Im Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im, i am DerEineHalt
i didn't saw yellow filter b4 

no you're not
Really? Now youll have to pay more attention 
@random pagoda hi not, i am DerEineHalt

HIYORI???
Smartest little glitch in the whole simulation
mhm maybe take more attention then
Norc you trully have fallen from grace
try me bish
I fell for Neuro long long ago
I am I am

I DON'T KNOW
Awesome

try me bish
You can't shame me. I'm SHAMELESS
hi SHAMELESS, i am DerEineHalt

I cant read enchantment table 
Hi DerEineHalt!
Shameless goose, have some decency SMH
Skill issue
Hi NN
Hi mirror
“buh”
🪞 
Mirror rim
new row
mirro mirro on the wall what ur wisdom of today
Vedal is a bad dad
End of todays wisdom
ea-nasir ragebaits nn
She is beggining to believe!
Neuro is a bad child
Hello NN
true
Hello Mr goose
Hello Mr JDK
false
and miin collab in 3h
Hello Mister Java Development Kit
mirror mirror on the wall what is weather of tomato
Location
where's ze first clip from anyway
close ur eye neruo u can't see this
pipe pipe pipe
I saw it so many times but never see the original vid
"He is probably thinking about other AI's"
"Pipe is a pipe is a pipe is a pipe is a pipe is a pipe is a pipe is a pipe "
wrong ear
I just realised the next hollow knight stream is back to normal time again
So guys, between Neuro and Evil who do yall think would be best in a fistfight?
Who is ready?
vedal
omg guys cat and turtle collab today
The fight would never end. Niether of them would ever be satisfied with winning or losing
I feel like Neuro would be more ready to throw hands but for the sake of the branding I'd say tie
child abuse 
Maybe... he would have the drunken master technique after all 
Bro mastered that technique eons ago

again?
Really?
hi Im Im Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im Im, i am DerEineHalt
hi Im, i am DerEineHalt
here take it
I keep getting recommended last years mini+vedal drinking colab 
I tried to find this gif, but fucking discord refused 
Wheres my Platinum Cookie?!
it say u need to watch this b4 the collab start
DerEineHalt is a recursive function 
dude postet Im Im Im Im Im Im Im Im Im Im
so i had to react
I mean. I did already and it keeps recommending me more 
WHY DID YOU DELETE IT?!
I wanted to decypher that
This chat so stupih. Icatn
I might add more rules to the drinking game for me 
Guys tell me a fun fact about neuro
a fun fact about neuro
neuro is cute
shes stinky
Are you sure you can translate it?

Lies
gl
Did you know that Neuro is an example of ethical AI?
fun fact: all your cookies are belong to Neuro 
I think Evil would throw a good punch but then feel bad and sorry if she hurt her opponent. Neuro would probably double down on the beating 
Nope. But we had the same situation before today and i let an AI try it for 25 minutes....so i win i think
neuro burned down an orphanage
+2 sips every time last drinking colab is mentioned
+1 shot everytime british is mentioned

Neuro predicted the world will end on Cruel January, 2036
I don't mind, we had a good run

Chat I have bad news I lied about watching the stream today I’m going to watch the vod on YouTube when ever it gets reposted there because I fucking hate twitch ads
hi going to watch the vod on YouTube when ever it gets reposted there because I fucking hate twitch ads, i am DerEineHalt
Anyone know what time it’s on? 
Thats what adblockers are for
I’ve tried like 12 none have worked
Danke
3h left 
german detected
Your sensors need calibrating :P
yet...
Playing jeopardy
Norc you can’t
your own message



🖕
I seen this person somewhere before




There is no way this can be a menace
okay
ji3vu04y945/4y94gjicj84204su3ap753rm,62k65k4g4xj04a83。
Where is "stupid" option?
Has evil even covered that song?
no 
Isn’t that dance from a deco 27 song?
No idea
Both Neuro and Evil did
ji394 Neuro u3ru6 Evil
hi going to see what I can catch, i am DerEineHalt
It’s from telepthy right?
ew AI
Guys, what if no Evil 3D on her birthday. Are we prepared for that ?


guys what if no Evil on Evil birthday
guys, it's over for me! BYE
How? By buying a ticket to UK and a baton?
@jovial burrow

That would be the pinical of comedy if we had a Neruo stream that day
chill there satan
Damn not even a spoiler? My eyes are burning.

bro spelled pinnacle very wrong
peekneecall

s84wu/ fu3x96cp3dk3q84
what tf


buhbye


bye guys

MODS

i realy love u
mod someone ping vedal

It's so over
you found the fake answer
gg
so is someone gonna ban that giu
nope
@urban marsh
BRO
@urban marsh

bruh
Lmao
quit it are you 12
nice threat 
wtf
stop vedal is online 
can like, shiro or someone
do we ping the mods?
lol mods offline
at this point, vedal's gonna ban him himself
bruh
11yr old behavior
No 11 year olds know better
Mods don't care about NN, they only hang out in gen chat these days
real
mhm
You have unlocked new role
MODS
do your work
You have unlocked new role
who let tatsu here
not now tarsus
you
You have unlocked nwerole 

You have unlocked wordle
mods, turn this guy upside down and put him in the dungeon that makes you square
someone could have sneeked a ping in that spam and would have gotten away with it
That would require him to even look at this discord server

Are we allowed to ping the mods?
oh no what happend up there
if neccessry
someone pinged vedal like repeatedly
They will have gotten it already.
cringe behaviour
ooof
They liked vedal too much
When someone pings him the mods get a notification.
HI NN 
Ah I see
When someone pings Vedal they get pinged by a bot automatically
did the preson gone ?
he hasn't said anything, he's probably already wiped
Also how is the guy not dead yet

what he alive ?
@sharp flicker did you collect your bounty yet?
no i killed him
there's no way he's still here what
even when someone mentions pinging him they get notified
See name still has color not a corpse
can I see an eliv
in this trying time
@static wraith
@urban marsh
I can finally post this picture found it on bilibili

@rotund jacinth
(it's pic)
bro
and o7
hi human, i am DerEineHalt

No way 2 in a row
what is going on
is this new that new leaf ping vedal ?
aint neurway
stop pinging vedal
@urban marsh
oi m8 no funny business
bro
lemme just report that too 
mods slackin
Someone is gonna screw up the fake pings
I know. There is also one when mentioning modmail or something along those lines.
mods get to work
be careful with this the mods might think you instigated it
if ping vedal u gone
stop that
wasn't cloudburst here like an hour ago
Stop pinging vedal 
thats like....a long time
MODS
who's go the image of the leaf and "I will ping vedal"
fair enough I guess
vidal kak umey
well mod got work then
MOOOOOOOOOODS
so is no one gonna ping a mod
Oh it’s the same guy
Damn. Mods are all dead
thats not how you call the mods
shiro are u lurking
no we just complain about problems
Just like the channel and Vedals passion
they know
vedal has a passion?
his name is not lurking
His name is Shiro
@unique vine @sterile dune 2 different chatters
is it rum
one is already gone
who killed that 
Last I checked alcohol is very much alive
Inside of me right now

It's dead
Semechka is the guy who pinged vedal like 7 times
oh hi
Stop Slacking and work
Hi cloudburst

wait they aren't same
pet the mods
no?????
ofc not
i literally just did 
Ignore him lol, he just wants attention. Both accounts are his anyway 






