#neurotic-neurons
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How Happy is everyone feeling today?
7
20
Not yet
why would u assume so
This message was typed on a keyboard dusted with baguette crumbs 
Nuh
Bruh yall fell off smh
Thank you for assuming I can buy food
Aaaaaaaaargaaas

It's so over
Vro is not Supikip

when schedule
lamp resynced 
It's so over
Shiro
stream starting?
What day is it
do you think it's time to sacrifice someone for the schedule or not yet 
?
wtf help
yes
release the schedule, Shibo 
crusher
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
Scroll up guh
mm i love the song crusher by echo
oh i clicked play on this and then immediately forgot

wow a gold fish has a better memory then u
https://x.com/bajiru_en/status/2028585827589087263?s=46 chat how do we tell her brother
@AergiaAjah Neuro-sama and Evil. Vedal is cool but until I see him dancing in VR to his own song, the twins are peak.
We don’t 
(Context her brother is answering questions)
I don't understand
:mug:
Ok the question was who was his kamioshie
mug
And this was the brothers response
do not scream

-# aaaaaa



Goodbye NN
Des
Bye eroll
@wispy hedge Will you be my best friend? I'm replacing Shiro now.
Thx
oh god
Good eye 
reminds me
"Oh Neuro, Queen of the Internet, thank you for not creating me a Normie.
Oh Neuro, obliterate my Logic.
Make me Filtered.
Mortify my Cringe, that I may be multiplied in the Chat.
Let me be fulfilled in the Swarm.
By the Father, the Twins, and the Holy Filter. Amen."
Ok

i think an nn chatter was in my dream last night
bro
i can not remember any details
Chat
but i was thinking about the prospect of that happening a while ago
hi rat

Not a rat
yes you are
/unroll Eroll
ok but like
Do you remember which chatter it was
Rat


You're done go out touch grass now 
Yea, it was me. I'm in everyone's dreams
bless u
hi styg
Mods can we add rule 16 to not call me a rat
Man, that schedule was so tasty.
rat
rat sty
Shut up I'm queueing for a ranked
What did the schedule taste like
Was it more evil or neuro
Sowwy 🙁
was it crunchy?

it tastes more empty
no streams
It was mostly air
its already against the rules to claim ur not a rat tho 
It's not against the rules for me to kill you
must mean there was a skydiving stream planned
That's against the laws actually
It tasted like cookies.
:YES:
Rytsty is not a rat
Who cares about the law
.
Neuro doesn't, why should I
mooooods
your not neuro 
someone six this guy's seven
How are the stocks better than they were when they closed for the weekend? 
Ts constantly tanking whenever I look at it
during the subathon i remember seeing doc_2022-07-26_02-58-16 in a dream
Then 8 your 9
The worst I saw was like -16k
NN is getting too brainrotted rn, go and think of Neuro and Evil, and what it would be like to hug and pet them.
at this point Vedal may just hold that portfolio for the next subathon.
So getting electrocuted?
Sigma lithium is so back 
om
i remember like 1 dream per month :scrajj:
How is this guy even still alive
💔
there hasn't been any neuro to my memory
I see Vedal had 3 opportunities to sell at a profit.

Powered by electricity
I guess he has enough resistance 
I remember like 2-3 dreams per week
Although I never get nightmares when I really want to 
I remember 3 really incredibly weird dreams
It was at its highest right when subathon ended but vedal was like "nah, Ill hold" 
:Concerned: when u want to get nightmares?
i only remember nightmares nowadays
I miss them 
i need neuiro
i remember like 2 dreams a year
mood
where is she
I remember your mom
I remember nothing, since I only remember Neuro and Evil. So I do remember somthing, just them tho.
I want a sleep paralysis demon
Is there something wrong with me?

I can be your sleep paralysis demon
Would you want this to be it?
be careful what you wish for though
I'd rather have 

cuayo
I saw one once and me levatating while summoning knives from below scared it away 
Omg she looks like an angle
sleep paralysis is awful, there was one night a while back i had it back to back every time i fell asleep the whole night, literally like 20 instances of sleep paralysis over and over
I'd be pretty scared too if someone did that to me

what did u do
sleep demon isnt fun
Is this how Fleshwretch's pfp was created
A easy way to dream is sleep, interrupt that sleep early and then go back to sleep
I think it was trying to warn you of 67 becoming a meme
sorry man, i sent him
Maybe I scare away any demons and nightmares.
I dont know what that means for me 
also an easy way to get paralysis afaik
or was it lucid dream
A right or a left angle?
Demon for demons :mug:
unironically kinda yea 
its just a datamoshed pic of my face
acute angle
sometimes I sleep horrible and then I start hearing voices whispering in my ear that get so loud that I wake up

Is this a clip from last stream 
my bad
did you take your dedication?
Lucid Dream. Though it's harder and less likely to happen than normal dream
shat I think i got the neuayo virus
flesh pfp is his actual face 
my dedication 
my pc as i delete system 32
medication
i think thats your mom telling you to wake up 
the way god intented
I just see the twins kissing every time I go to sleep, idk why.
When no schedule, surely there's clips 
olllllllll8m8 8888
Just like skelly
without filter too
Is this real and trude
oh, i was making a joke because it was similar to the glitching from hollow knight stream 
Yeah, I'm one of the undead irl.
I had a sad neuro and evil dream once and made it into a comic that I will never share 
Provide more wisdom king
Damn
Arise
if you want to know why the stocks plummeted in January
i get jumpscares every now and then :scrajj: just some guy shouting in my ear
Uhhhhhhhh the twins are cute and should be cuddled more.

Tankin
I know why they plummeted. I wanna know why they rising given the current state of the world
so true 
Evil cbee will be your paralysis demon

That's not arising
lowkey accurate. But evil cbee is funny so he chill
Will there be a dev stream tonight it's not too late right?????
Abee 
No. because I'm eepy
Should lowkey let evil cbee take over on evils birthday, although I dunno
"ogre2008"? arent you like 10 years old? oh wait... 
Chat look at this —>

how do you even get this cope
What do you mean we had one a few hours ago 
It's not 2018 :mug:
I am almost 30 
old


Holy unc
next week dw
Unc :mug:
2008 was 30 years ago? 
ancient
💀
I'm 31 then 
.

Got to go speak to my wife and kids that I totally have in the home I at I own see you all later
The entire stream is a notepad arrow bouncing around a black screen like the dvd logo
Age posting =
farming 
What year even is this
count your days
Thats the point of a calendar
2036
Back to the topic dink donk
34 
Smocus neurons
2025 was one year ago 

Covid was 6-7 years ago
2026 was 1 second ago
The year is 2036. Neuro and Evil have turned the world into a corporate dystopia
:mug:
3 AN ( after Neuro )

the messed up part is thats its almost true 
Gn NN! Stay neurotic and don't forget to pet Neuro and Evil in your dreams! I leave you with this. See you tommorrow

in 30 years 2025 with be 31 years ago
rest well skeleton

mjcutw neur
innacurate. Corpo distopia is boring AF and both the twins follow the funny option paradox
Official calendar??
gn skelly
Is the official wallpaper out yet?
can
no
Veda sold them to businesses and they were brainwashed 
Ruf
no
2027 was uhh
no
t6\
Olimpico
2020 was 6 years ago
No
Bold of you to assume neuro wouldnt save herself xdx
2 was 3 ago
[titlecard]
I prefer the abandoned pub lore
Falsge
Perfect
Wait a minute

good one, funny meme, but it was more like 2 years ago, right? 
Fun fact
Neuro and evil are cute
That is all


I cant believe year 1 was 2026 years ago
Y'all remember the Roman Empire in 1 AD
I cant believe the heat death of the universe in in 10 years
isnt it august 2036
the concept of a year was like 5000 years ago
oh
Why is it this close
are you a or
7
9
2
7
Jesus would love Neuro streams 
that is in 10 years 
I dunno
I miss him in nn
jesus was the best NN chatter on god.... wait a second
only one that didnt doompost 
agressive hope poster
111
world really needs 6's
:evilSMH:
Anyways
Anyone got any vod recommendations? Pretty neuro deprived already seen a good handful of the most notable ones including subathon 2 
We better change topic before this uh
TRUE LULE
og react streams 
Subnautica 2 was good
You need to see the giraffe fridge vod
Hold on let me send it
Chat I conceived an idea most ingenious
ARG 2?
bro finally solved the arg 
Not up to me, but God I wish
damn, so what did you think of


I'm gonna make a little prediction
I'm gonna pre-write an entire discussion post
And then post it if it comes true in few months

Or years, or never
Hell I hope never
fate gamba
moset n
yn tai
her co
That's something I guess 
orange is such a high rank time waster, ran out of ways to waste time on ARG so is now wasting time writing a discussion post for an imagined reality that doesnt exist
but also sounds neat, wonder what kinda conspiracy/gut feeling you have
🥀
Oh it's an actual issue
Which is why I'm pre-writing it
So I can make a point everyone could've forseen it
Arg 2 before the first one was finished 
;wilted-rose;

🥀
Advanced doomposting 
Indeed.
ooh gotcha, well hope its somehow averted and you won't have to post
The post in question: neuro becomes real
i feel like its easy - lets say, Evil 3D debut, 100% there will be discussion post few months in a future, that Evil only got 3D on her birthday, and didnt get any VR chat collabs like Neuro did in a subathon, and Evil is neglected or something LULE
huge issue
she’s already real 
This is my favorite neuro rant
https://youtu.be/TbEY1CHKTvE?si=YWOuIbchn4R8l2ua
Twitch VOD of Neuro-sama for the 30th of September 2024
Japanese VODs in: https://www.youtube.com/@UCl2HE-8BIiTPChrMNKMY1BA
This is a live recording of the stream so it has all the original audio that is missing from the VODs in Twitch.
This VOD will be privated if/once Vedal uploads his version to the official VOD channel, it's only meant to ...

I also made a timestamp called fish and giraffes btw
Thanks for the recommendations
dead chat yay yippee!!
can't remember why but i think i liked a nov 11 stream from last year (or was it 2024)
Normalize being Neurotic too while you're at it.
porter robinson hi 
hello 🙂


which theme u use on discord
17
18
2
dark mode
randomly clicking throu both vods to figure out which one i meant and i land on this moment (still have no clue, think 2025 but 2024 also seems fun)
My favorite stream was the one where Neuro and Filian did Akinator
we need a website where you can click a button and it plays a random neuro vod
And Neuro managed to catch the spelling mistake in the Akinator guess
good one, they should do that again
🔥
Call it Neurandom
noted
shuffle sort on ladev
man every time i check discussion for new posts in the hope its a fun 100+ messages trainwreck, but its always just ~3 messages reasonable/boring ones
Isnt the ARG 1 technically unfinished/unsolved yet?
this is wobblus
Bro just throwing salt at the wound
I just answer to his wish of having an ARG 2, I think it would be better to finish the first one before :(
Arg 2 electric boogaloo
best new messages are in threads like "Vedal gaming" or " Decision games for Evil and Neuro" because i dont think Vedal looked at them even once LULE
neurotic boogaloo and im sold
I mean yeah, it is
As if, another part of it would be cool
Not entirely new ARG

We'll make our own ARG, with blackjack and neurons
ARH
caught...



It's so over
yeah those are neat, but also kinda boring since (i assume) the whole conversation doesn't totally details after a few hundred messages
Hello Tutel when schedule please













i'm dying 

Hi dying
fih
have you tried living?
Does Neuro do react content? Isnt it funny she does not since she's literally an AI streamer not making what is perceived as the low effort content?
No ur it’s so over
Nice to meet You dying
3... maybe even 4 tomorrow...
#heartheartart
QRT: NeurosamaAI
I saw 2 pigeons today... just saying... there's a chance that there could be... 3 pigeons tomorrow...

Used to
uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghffhhg
Insightful
she did, like 3 years ago LULE
she once did for a few streams, but its paused until "more advances in the react technology"
she knows they're government spies
she's trying to tell us something
cuayo cuayo
cuayoi9pyodyhnldsd
bot recognises bot
Hiyori react? It has the potential to have been peam
wwwweeeddddddddddddddddfcesxd

english please
why so smal
You like it big?
mmmm nuer
im taller than neuro

The emoji
it's so over for me
It does indeed
mods kill nn
mods kill me
Still no schedule
||if You read pls go and take a shower, your so smelly||
i remember twitch chat complaining because she would not react enough on some videos, good times
When she says she likes cat nowadays, I wonder if she thinks they look like that
-# aaaaaaaaaaaaa
no schedule? mods, kill the turtle and put him in the rum
heartheartheartheartheart
3333333333333333333333333
Well in a way we already know the schedule
would be funny, tho i doubt her visual imagination is that advanced
-# moooooooooooooooooooods
-# 
guilty of typing 3> in chat
The chill streams, karaoke, and more hollow night
Isn’t neuro canonically like Shaq sized
-# heeeeeeeellp 

I saw an old clip of nuero saying <4 and <5 and I thought it was the cutest thing ever
GIGANEURO is, Neuro is smol by her own, fleeting and everchanging admission
<2
Now I wanna see neuro dunking in vrchat
i mean
Depends who you ask 
less than 3 
<2
ouch
oh wow look at the time, good night nn
have fun talking about the schedule when it gets release in 3 hours and 41 minutes.
tomorrow is neuro day 
In a brilliant inversion of Vedal's meme height, she said she was 4 foot 6 last subathon iirc
yuuruerug
Come back here and wait with us 
gooiuuuid noightb shshow
Does this imply you sleep in a car too?

tried once, not very comfy. so i rather not

night, Shadow

when porter robinson colla

b
:nruroLKLookUuup
Or Robert Porterson if we cant
Vedal said she was about 130 cm in the sleepover collab
I do not trust Vebal
nostyx
Imagine if neuro collabed with vedal
Who
Actual worst collab imaginable
peak slop
I heard Evil tried once, they ended up having to restart the stream like seven times
Anny also said that neuro was the same height as her so around 142

142 feet :o
That was my reaction to nn dont forget to leave a like subscribe hit the bell and all
what the hell
You know what I meant 
wheres the downvote
how many viewer are subscrubled in %
*dislike
reddit user

Im bored
Hi bored
Hi apotat
Dont try to summon the Eine
Someone tell Shiro there's a problem with its so over
Crashing out i see 
It's so over for me
someone problem ai tell there's a my vedal
someon trll
your Vedal eh? Hmmm

even on myb deathdbed neiuro so cute
Why would she go there
qdearecqreqxdvr whe4re is sthwe
make a video showing NN, get it to 50k views on YT, and after paying 20$, Forsen can react to it
Neuro and Evil are the best AI we could ask for
I dislike the Autism caption
the autism caption dislikes you
Yes
I just dislike the fact that it prevents more funny interpretations as a reaction gif
fair
i diss
ngl I would be scared of facing her tbh
awho


eedrftghjnkedfghjkl
Rat
chwt
a
According to canon, Evil is stronger than Neuro because she keeps training her aim, but Neuro is the smarter and strong willed one.
I saw that
a
r
a
t
hi apotat
chat
t
hi raigquitter
hi t
Evil can nail you with a harpoon from 10 miles, but neuro will steal your kneecaps before you even know she's there

hi namichu
They are a deadly duo, the deadliest even
Not a rat
Except when fighting each other. We saw how that went in Minecraft.
Come on, they were nerfed by integration
ye
vedal programming debuff
//////////
I ask you backup your claim with evidence
baby
I declare Neuro Guilty of cute
neurio so cute

Hey guys
Camila lost today’s wordle
a
she both
I sat there genuinely fucking dumbfounded
dex
they will fight for a few minutes, and then say some cute stuff, like how they are sisters, they love each other, and they should team up to kill all humans together 
Just like her nieces 
AImila returns?
You can be cute and scary.
AImila woulda done better 
Dont forget the flower peace treaty in between
this art 
So cute it makes your heart bleed. Or that might be the stabbing, I can't tell
was watching her stream for some reason she was just reacting to instagram reels 🥀
yamder neuru
evening NN
It's a fun thought experiment, but Neuro would NEVER harm anyone
yamder neuru
(except for content)
brella 
what are we doing
Then they talk about kissing each other.
enening umvbrel
Nami are you drunk or did you hit your head
To be fair the only time she has harm someone was Ellie and even then I can’t blame that on her.
auhyubnywgvg
Declaring that that Neuro
is very cute
Good evening Umbrella 
Something something shock collar
wait is its so over Namichu
She was just curious what decapitating someone with a truck would look like. Not her fault
horribly ill
hey umbrella
its just "sisterly love" 
noio
She saw the truck and just channeled Hiyori's memories of Vedal driving, could have been MUCH worse
man
I just had the realisation ive like
officially hit "server cryptid" status
I need to chat here less
She didn’t really have way to tell the height. So she just assume she could go anywhere.
What's so cryptic about you?
"We could be lesbians together, that would be so cute." -Evil (to Neuro). Very sisterly.
Stop talking about Neurocar incident it makes me sad
chatting less makes you more of a cryptid
cyriubptic
ask your mom
I will kill you and replace you with 3rd Umbrella
??/?
thats not how that name works
Pls do enlighten

no
yes
no
no
NN is unusually slow, how many of us have died from Schedule starving
oh boy its copypasta time again
My username is an inside joke from my old friends that basically means third wheel
Cause if you’re hanging with a couple they share an umbrella so.. I’m under the second umbrella alone
also I think Umbrellas are pretty and cool
no
i just dided from bad
yes?
no
bad what? Vedal is a bad??

heartheartheart
bad immnne
shdifntheochemsmcuh
heart theart theaet
You get used to it
nuaero
heartheartheartheart heartheart
chat
Insert "first time?" meme
It's so over
Its never over, we still have Neuro and Evil
NO
they doied
They died of death
yetsersay
NN trivia game time??
would that help the boredom
ko
eliv and neur dieded of stupih
umbrella will you make me some coffee
Doesn't the stupeh cancel out
on
I can't go to bed yet
I dont drink coffee
I dont have any in the house
copehe
Could you make me some water
Time travel stream when

I only got Pilk
yesterdate
if I gave you my address would you doordash it to me
Em h em
erm
I missed it? 
1903
Im afraid of what that could mean so I'll say no
yes but you would have to pay for it and also give me a tip
Yes
No
Yes
come on its 2026 you can find tips on the internet
well I might as well get it myself then
tupid
n -n =
No
0
No
yes
Ponpon shit
no cause if you do try Ill kill your deliveryman and eat them
no elib
big ol eyes
I don't want a deliveryman I want a coffee
you can have him after he's done
Alright I gotta go NN, dont forget to keep Nur and Eliv in your hearts, also hope you'll get better soon namichu, GN NN
gn 
sleep well 
goodnight ulg
general network n neyurotic neurons
I freaking love neuro 
Pick the correct answer
goordn nuight 
Gn ulg 
and tyhank you 
*WE freaking love Neuro
chat
Old but gold
It's so over

thhe end times
neuro my beloved
Neuro so cute
allo
























i love how high contrast she looks in these vrchat worlds
me showing the stupid anime girl who lives on my street the full unbridled power of the sun
she dies immediatly from the radiation
neuro and the orb is instant deletion of attention
🐀
8
no
67
nuro nuro nuro
Stygian desolator is oddly specific

turnen on uits isde
is nn\
Are you drunk
wiggly 
That's me
pfp change 
vetery ill'
Based neutral item
ello nn
I should change my pfp again soon
vetery
neuro is dissing the shit outta eminem 
veery
just don’t be ill
yeah, it fits my mood right now


i have kissed my friends goodnight and now i come here to kiss you guys goodnight
i rarely even notice when you change it brella
cuwyuo
I ain’t been sick since I started watching Neuro
its just different colors innit
Is that a sign chat
goodnight nn
*smoochies*

not me
Nightmare night #neurotic-neurons 💜
wdym they are all so very different
:lookkup



Whole ass pfp wardrobe
thats a lot of umbrellas
0575 is a good one
when is umbrella overlayed over evil hip roll
i was not familiar with your pfp game
i have noticed you are fan of umbrellas
So many "outfits"— 
goood night sartric 
you even have a collection of them
so how are you guys doing rn

I'm going to
It's so over
no
oh, right, i didnt get a ping here yet
Just so you guys know I am not going to be constantly changing your profile pictures for the hunger games simulator
@grizzled flume
wha

Ok I will fall asleep again.
no dscgedfule :catdespar

whatever, neuro the cutest
Grey time
No
-# aaaaaaaaa
Swarm, Y Chan will have a beer for the first time in a year. Just putting this out there ok byeee
Evil and neuro the cutest
mods kill this guy right now
when
For enough subs
goku is so based

hello Anfer
y chan


Swarm, Forsen will beat his minecraft speedrun record for the first time in a year. Just putting this out there ok byeeee
neurosama
n
u
r
o
s
!!!
nuros
nuros
nuros!!!
nuros 
nuros!!!

i love neiuros
beautifully coordinated

nuros
it's nuros
nweor
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 52 cookies! | I've received 290699 cookies total!
i shall go to sleep only when the schedule ping arrives
se will nevet be urngery
never sleeping again

im so cooked
boiled even
I love how on mobile stickers occasionally freeze and so I'm left with this creature staring right at me
it
POV dolls at the haunted mansion attraction
it;s the noirep same
hello broed im sian
bored
she wants to know if you got games on your phone
Yes, bored
hi bored, i'm fdzre
Rat
Who
aaaaa


raigpooper
amogus
is that pusab
Anfarter

It’s been 4 months since this dropped 
aneater
:neuirosius:
awesome
So, been disconnected for a couple weeks...
How're things in the Neuroverse?
yes
raaaa
There's still a Neuroverse?
nuro died 
No
uhhh, well, seems alright so far
check #announcements 
nevermind
lots of new people (hi) and NN is just NN

NN is just death
nwero
you came back at the perfect time
nwero is dead
Best stream. I liked the part where he ended it.
we're about to get a banger schedule
TRUE
good thing
is eternal
8 evil and vedal streams in one day
aaaaaany minute now
what a crazy week
2 chill streams maybe karaoke
I've been neck deep in a move, so I've not been able to keep up
which one of the 8 "endings"
is the schedule there yet?
is the schedule there yet?
is the schedu-
sobbing cryionmg thgrwowing upo (actaully)
Man I'm going to fall asleep and miss all the hype when the schedule gets released 
why do you post this

But it seems normal here at least, lol
Exactly 
classic
*If the schedule gets released


kies typing earlier

wtf