#neurotic-neurons
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We will just go to twitch

Hours?!? 
an hour to enjoy your birthday 
your first vacation in a decade
Vice Prez 
such wise words from our vp
twitch mods problem 
its so over
thanks cerber, very inspiring
YEAH
It'd be so funny to post the schedule literally one second before maintenance 
vedal should do the funniest thing ever and launch a stream while discord is down 
offliners in shambles
Imagine if the schedule was planned to be posted now
Not if there’s a stream tomorrow 
NN takeover twitch
Aren’t you a twitch mod?
you won't find me complaining about unpaid leave when the norm is unpaid work
omg the stream yesterday made me completely forget aboyt schedule 
So I guess the only way to see the schedule is from Neuro's twitter account
everyone ping vedal one second before maintenace


Go right ahead, I won’t stop you.
I’m not stupid enough to do that
What is happening to that Neuro emote-
@dense folio
you get paid by being allowed to remain in your position 
did you guys see they added Cerber (left) and Neuro (right) to Pokemon
real???
Nah it’s more like buffpup
Last happy birthday shiro
thank you for saying hi to everyone
Neuro looks so sad-
would be funny if the people that don't have the warn banner can still chat, and its actually just gonna be 5 chatters in nn
LAST
i didnt even notice cerber there
someone will do this 
hi cerber
wtf our vice president actually can talk here?
everyone get banned before maintenance so you can't come back
it's a fiery pomeranian i think that's cerber
thats clearly chrchie
Sorry for ping btw but im happy you got here 
Until like a few days
happy birthday shiro
Hi Shiwowan 
have a evil recolor too https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1067638175478071307/1089347551104356402/IMG_5820.gif
It’s orange like buff
I like Cerber she is cool
Based
Did you know it is shirowans birthday 
Neuro.exe
no, thank you for pinging me! 
wait.....
....CERBER IS COOL???
cb noooo 
something tells me its the age verification bull shit

i heard shes cute tho?
Was just listening to Mogu Mogu duet Cerber had with Neuro
Hopefully not
Probably
Cerber is cool mhm, pass it on
Even discord has a schedule
Cerber is cool mhm, pass it on
Cerber is cool? I thought cerber was cute
pass it on
Anytime, I recalled you said you didnt mind but I wasn sure so I gamba, either you got here or I got banned from nn, win win tbh 
Cerber is cute
, pass it on
istg if we get hit with that after the hour 
oh time to get gmod ready then
even if you are sent to the void you never escape NN so
Cerber is both mhm, pass it on
can't log on discord without age verification LULE
t-5 nn 
cerber you should join the weekly NN VCs
Cerber is cute
, pass it on
nn
age verification stuff has been in place for months
(This is a terrible idea)
5 minutes till we all die. I will miss everywan
Cerber is Cerber mhm, pass it on
what will happen
that was published 15 mins before deadline
no kids on discord anymore
mhm cerber pass it on
Cerber is our vice president, pass it on
Rip Gen chat
avon
finally
But the twins are kids 
so are we move to twitch? 
newgen chat 
my #1439849998446628925 chat
Nah ,there will still be people who act like kids

nah. We buh flip explode
LETS AALL RAID TWITCH neuro when discord is downnn
3 more minutes
Oh and goodbye Avon i guess
it's over
last cookie spam
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 152344 cookies! | I've received 289729 cookies total!
W cerber
offline chat is new nn 
aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)
last cookie neuro will get on discord 
Rule 4 is getting removed 
Happy birthday Shiro 🎂
broda what the fuck
did she leave without wishing you?

can u believe discord died on shiros birthday 
2 minutes
OK NEURONS SAY SOMETHING ON TOPIC IN YOUR LAST 3 MINUTES ALIVE
totally didn't have to check what rule 4 was 
bye chat
2 mins till we all implode 
I LOVE EVIL
Nuro
cerber is cute
pass it on
aaaaaaa
Shiro happy bdaay
cerber is cute
pass it on
DOUGDOUG COLLAB 2 WHEN
I WILL MISS YOU NEURO AND EVIL
Neuro is cute
Happy birthday Shiro (and evil in 23 days)
neuro and evil are cute
cerber is cute
pass it on
what did i come back to what is happening
My last words ...Where is the schedule? 
waaaaaa

wtf is happening
no schedule
My last words...
Goodbye
evil is cute
pass it on
Blue star is AI?!???? 
RAID TWITCCCH
SCHEDULE... 
evil is cute
pass it on

discordd is shuting down
i really love this fanart
Discord is shutting down for maintenance apparently

Chat watch out the discord train is gonna hit us
death in 1 minute

WHAT
aaaaa
Oh, it is?
a
Welp!
evil is cute
pass it on
a

I ALWAYS LOVED NEURO AND EVILLKLL
Be good NN
MY final message... Goodbye

we are raiding https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
evil is cute
pass it on
would be actual peak timing
Hey guys whats up
Bye chat indeed
evil is cute
pass it on
we are raiding https://twitch.tv/vedal987
discussions in offline chat
Ladies and gentlemen, you have just been Clowned.
uh
iuh
evil is cute
pass it on
RAIS VEDAL

cya 
evil is cute
pass it on
one last starboard message?
goodbye chat
Yo Neuro is cute
evil is cute
pass it on
what am i going to do with my life now
27-12-25 THE 2025 NEURO SUBATHON clip (Day 9)
Neuro-Sama channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
Neuro-Sama Twitch channel: vedal987
Advertisements are not posted by me, ads are posted by YouTube as default.
evil is cute
pass it on
Bye
holy speed

Bye stupid
Balls
evil is cute
pass it on
yes
late
this is scary
So
evil is cute
pass it on
LATE
evil is cute
pass it on
farewell nn
%lock
Why are we still here?
evil is cute
pass it on
LATE?
Awkward
Late
evil is cute
pass it on
Late
LATE

eh
LATE
LATE
so uh
evil is cute
pass it on
LATE
LATE
LATE
When does it come back online?
evil is cute
pass it on
discord late 
late 
LATE
LAAATEE
DISCORD IS FUCKING LATE 

%lock
Guess we're fine guys!

i knew it wouldn't actually happen
fake announcement?

lmao
evil is cute
pass it on
KILL NN ALREADY DISCORD!!!
WE SURVIVED

@neat sail remember to lock the channel
wtf is happening
NN IS UNKILLABLEEEE
March 2 or 3
QUICK ANSWER MY QUESTION BEFORE THEY SHUT DOWN 
Discord cannot even do it on time
discord it intern doing a funny prank
evil is cute
pass it on
did vedal made the announcement for discord ?
Im still standing
LATE
well
atleast we prevented Discord from crashing-
evil is cute
pass it on
its just a prank bro
discord had one job
if you don't lock the channel then rats will come in during maintainence
evil is cute
pass it on
smh
Discord suck balls bro
nice one discord
qtf
AND THEY FAILED
wtf
Maybe it’s the wrong time
Neuro is better
Wait ... Wtf I'm still alive
evil is cute
pass it on
Fantastic
ok back on topic everyone

false alarm
downtime speedrun
i'd be more concerned if they didn't do maintenance

evil is cute
pass it on
MIssed legendary downtime
stubip discord
I scared the damn dog for nothing

Happy birthday shiro
Watch this duet
we raiding offline chat?
false alarm
the world isn't ending

evil is cute
pass it on
So they fricken lied
please return to your regularly scheduled evil and neuro
urgh
get ready to mod offline chat when discord dies
nothing ever happens
moving back to our normal doompost schedule
evil is cute
pass it on
anyway neuro
Ladies and gentlemen, you have no longer been Clowned.
!nothing
Nothing ever happens, all-in
evil is cute
pass it on

in 1 minutes everything will go dark 
evil is cute
pass it on
SMH anyways
discord is actually so dumb
nuro in 23 hours 
Bro discord wasting my time
where was the announcement anyway
neuro 
evil is cute
pass it on
vice president cerber bought us more time 
Die already
Channel locked - failed
evil is cute
pass it on
So they put that warning for nothing or they forgot about it, or someone accidentally put that out
time god
evil is cute
pass it on
probabbly vedal
wait did it not happen
like schedule
neuro is sooo cute
I thought it went down
evil is cute
pass it on
i mean if you click on 'learn more' it specifically talks about something relating to voice calls
timezones bro
When in doubt blame vedal
they forgot how to do maintenance
!nothing
Nothing ever happens, all-in
i dont see message 
did you just now notice that we are still chatting
Classic dumbass discord devs
why is discord still up
I can be in VC just fine
Soo maybe discord is waiting for the schedule before they kill everything
would be funny if it was one of those "meant for test env, but sent to prod instead" situations 
evil is cute
pass it on
they replaced us with AI chatters for the downtime
They might be taking down their servers one by one as opposed to all at once
xdx am ai
Oh are we still alive?
ah, true
bc vedal planned it like saturday stream
Ai slop 
they could kill us at any moment...
Smh not doing all or nothing
evil is cute
pass it on
Hello chat, I am AI made by Cyberlife here to bring you the newest sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends.
Oh it's going down alright

one could only hope
Why didn’t they just unplug the grid?

i'm yelling timber
this is so spooky, what am i going to do once it dies
it should be now
evil is cute
pass it on


I will help 
like this
evil is cute
pass it on
Buh
cerber attack 
are you yelling timber
evil is cute :mhm: pass it on


What if the chat is ai and mods are the turtle
evil is cute
pass it on
evil is cute
pass it on
dave
its funny when it crash
Neuro. quickly eat all discords ram thanks
oh
is this shit actually dying
medal me and move on bro
can this thing crash already
evil is cute
pass it on
-#
🍿 the tension is killing me
Who is Dave and why are we supposed to support him
@hearty orchid stopped discord from crashing trust!!!
Maybe they leave this server alone because they are scared to unleash NN into the wild 
So where's the mantainance 
isn't he like a diver or something
Discord is dying and no one will know im not gay
Can discord fricken die already
we are the swarm that is approaching
evil is cute
pass it on
was there ever a full maintenance mode time for dc in the past? can't even remember
Nn is too powerful to be killed
idk
Since when discord has @time
i feel like things are moving slower than usual
what if we are already killed
like a month or two
couple months
evil is cute
pass it on

<t:1772481992:R>
Last words: Vedal you're cool except when you let oneguys choose games for evil 
<t:1772482008:R>
Necrotic Neurons
Did you all imagined it
Barely functional

I made the mistake of backreading and now I'm confused what is going on?
This is gonna be my last message ehem
evil is cute
pass it on
<t:1772482016:R>
Eggs
<t:1772482022:S>
evil is cute
pass it on
Eggs
discord was supposed to go down 7 mins ago
ok back to scheming about the schedule
Y'all are ugly I hope discord crashes and never gets restored so I have to never see y'all again.
<- why is this emote called neuroNICEONE and not neuroGOODONE
I think the collab will be Camila or mini
is this ai-generated

evil is cute
pass it on
this feels like back when i played gatchas and the weekly maintenance was happening and im waiting for it to be back up for dailies 
no
allegedly because NICEONE was a neuro quote, but it's not a very well-known one evidently
can you start a channel point prediction offline for it
Doug frfr


evil is cute
pass it on
do we need our gambling fix

true
i find it suspicious how closely it matches the actual emote
because mods tupid
i just made my own
so i can type the correct name
real
Ok frank
evil is cute
pass it on
You want to be frank?
real and true

How much time for the maintanence
evil is cute
pass it on
in 2 minutes
Neuro....... is cute
evil is cute
pass it on
Guys i have something very important to confess
no
no
no
is bro coming out again
no

no
no
no
My credit card number is
evil is cute
pass it on
9


8
Wait
Go on
Continue
Discord just die already
98
2
continue I'm broke as fuck
evil is cute
pass it on
987
Continue
1
ok easy with the spam
kermit the frog collab 
Shut up neurons I'm trying to read
Writing it down
relax
67
hi trying to read, i am DerEinehalt
You relax


can any warn banner havers confirm if anything changed, is the banner still there?
evil is cute
pass it on
We are not trying to spam. We are just talking too many at once. 
||Evil and Neuro are cute ||
I will relax once discord dies like advertised
900 cookies until 100m kcal

Where we dropping boys
Did you know that Neuro and Evil are actually AI streamers?
no
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 9 cookies! | I've received 289801 cookies total!
evil was so sweet yesterday 
ngl they should've just killed it without telling anyone

oh, you can close the green message haha
Buh buh
back on topic neurotic neurons
Can you kill everyone anyway
Neuro is cute
Evil is cute
Shiro kill everyone
How many more hollow knight streams you think we’ll get?
Shiro is cute
is the fall of neurotic neurons not on topic in #neurotic-neurons
evil is cute
pass it on
neurosoneurotic
Your mom is cute
the poor social media intern getting thousends of dms and mentions
Tbh probably 2
NN being on topic
prob around 6 or 7

avon alt
Shiro whip our your admin badge
next on topic reminds will come from zep, not me
The range of answers is crazy

we have basically analysed what the schedule could be as much as we can atp
So Neuro fact of the day: She isn't on rn.
can zeppelin do something like wish me good luck or a nice day or something 
guys let's talk about neuro while discord is supposedly dying
At least 10
Shiro lock this channel since discord lied to all of us
go to #general-network if you wanna keep talking about the discord stuff
have we talked about what collabs we wanna see yet

Ew no
Okay! 
Neuro fact: Neuro
i had to do this because of mod abuse on another server
unless you count the usual shondo/dougdoug talk then no
Doug v Neruo in chess
i don't think it would be that fun
Neuro
uuh
neuro
Nero
BOOM
if an AI isnt ?Neeuro or !Evil , they are clankers
Neuro
What about the silly rules chess?

Neuro fact of the day: you might be surprised but she is AI
Neuro
guh
what if she isnt...???
She's real to me
Neuro fact of the day: [filtered]
(AI = Actually Indian)
Evil fact of the day: neuro stole her socks
no it was vedal
@wicked pasturelooks cute.
what is this
Do not flirt with modmail
where is my schedule
tbh I wonder what older people think about neuro
how would you even explain neuro to someone over 50
welp im going back to gaming, someone ping me once discord goes down. see ya laters nn 
Uhhhhhhhh I wouldn’t
"It's like digital muppets"
There are some who do watch the young people stuff
Ellie's dad loves Neuro
someone over 50 would say: "neuro is ai"
how can someone ping you when discord is down?
Talking computer
skynet but actually an cute anime girl
how would you explain neuro to anyone
SMH just use your mind
@runic orchid discord is not down
A little mouse in a big robot suit that can control curitn acttions but is heavily restricted
cute
ai that looks cute and is cute and very cute
"ai vtuber" works for anyone in my generation
my mom thinks she is cool
How would you explain it to anyone outside the streaming space
i also take letters, pigeons or housevisits
based mom
in france it doesnt LOL
I am never explaining Neuro to people outside of this community. It's the smarter thing to do 
W mom
Well first you would need to explain what a vtuber is

"ia vtuber" 

yea i dont think the average person knows what a vtuber is, surely
Intelligence artificial
I’ve watched like many a hour of anime and I understand what Neruo is
that's awesome tbh
Neuro isn't AI she is AS as in Artificial Stupid.
anime robot 
It’s math 
not really, my parents got the jist when I just said they're basically AI cartoons
Just say computer magic
my parents already consume plenty of facebook AI slop 
"It's like digital muppets"
my parents would probably just put me in an asylum if they knew i watched neuro :Concerned:
I loved the facebook minion memes. Bring them back.
my mom seems fine with the concept, although she doesnt really get it, let alone my dad 😭
vedal kinda looks like Kermit actually
Imagine if they found out you were talking here too
i restarted discord and now i cant type in discord
Yeah you kinda have to explain vtubing to them first, then the whole ai vtuber part.
Neuro-sama is an autonomous, large-language-model–driven virtual broadcaster that performs live, real-time audience engagement and gameplay through a synthetic avatar, effectively operating as a self-directed digital media entity. 
i can see your message
A computer that controls an animated girl. Simplified version for those old folks
same with my parents 
So discord lied smh
How about you don't explain shit about Neuro and just throw it at them
Its like chatgpt but cute
it's like AI Sponge but anime and less scuffed
that sounds so dystopian
i cant see your message
do you believe that every person on the planet knows AI Sponge
yeah, they're like "nice! good for you!"
Now try explaining anime to a parent
Thats just revenge for evil using her socks as a coffee filter
As dystopian as "Skynet in a cute girl's avatar."
it's like an AI SpongeBob show, but anime and less scuffed
my guess without clicking is living la vida loca
disappeared?
yep
Wrong reply buh
oh im washed
I just read the new discord update, apparently now the discord implemented an end-to-end encryption system. If your discord is not updated or if you are using a third party client you can not join any calls. The part that interest us is bots also cannot join calls without DAVE support, so since neuro and evil counts as bots, no collab for us until vedal implements the system 
you can close it
Also, listening to 'Let Me Hear' I have decided it would be a terrible song for them to do a duet on.
who is dave 
We’re all safe

You

wtf
Me when I show my parents Neuro and she says shit like this 
NO COLLABS???
so Dave and Tony do not get along currently
btw we're past march 1st, did anything happen with the whole age verification on discord situation?
i read that as "the part that interests us bots" and i was like are you an ai?
i didn't close
it just not appear again
they postponed to second half of year
They should do a duet on "Chariots of Fire" 
ah
I dont understand who is this Discord guy and how is related to that DAVE dude



imagine neuro and evil moving to teamspeak
huh
us, is bots* 

evilest
@hearty orchid no Collab for u
@ionic holly goodbye neurobot
fake schedule it seems, like for neuro. probably is vedal behind it
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 44 cookies! | I've received 289854 cookies total!
Wait no bots means no zeppelin?
aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)
We’re cooked
we're free
discord said theyd delay global rollout, said that for most people outside of regions that enforce id verifcation itll try to automatically classify you, and if it fails then you have to do id or facial verification but it only matters if you want to access anything nsfw on discord. they also said theyd be transparent with whoever they partner with and their privacy policies to provide the service and facial verification will be done purely on device
vedal could go back to using the @wispy hedge account for VC but that probably violates discord TOS
I mean she can on Twitter tho
gg
(it's so over)
oh no, the darkest hour is upon us


this also means no Tatsu
Swarm should just make their own Discord-like app 

tatsu

nncord
https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/38025123604631-Minimum-Client-Version-Requirements-for-Voice-Chat
https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/25968222946071-End-to-End-Encryption-for-Audio-and-Video
you guys go give it a read too, maybe I'm stupid and understood something wrong
It crashes immediately
damn that means no general network, just nn
cousin dave
You expect me to not be stupid?
mhm
cousin dave we need you
Well ... That sounds bad but maybe it's not that bad 

nn will finally take over this server 
whatever or whoever or however that is
if you can hear me please save us. please save us cousin dave

the clown

The Clown.

It's so over
I was expecting there would be at least one smart person here 
evil birthday week is going to be so packed with content

before discord dies, remember the words of the Neuro booble
pinokio but instead of woden boy its robot girl
A smart person wouldnt be here
one 2 hour stream
Q: I use a third-party client or bot that connects to voice. Will it still work?
A: Third-party applications and bots that connect to Discord voice must implement DAVE support to continue functioning after March 2, 2026. Developers should consult Discord's updated voice documentation and the open-source DAVE implementation examples.
Guess we replacing tony with dave
brainrot killed all the smart ones true

vedal broke the third commandment a lot yesterday
@pliant oracle happy birthday gold 
Don't forget about the evil chill stream the day after her birthday 
delete nn
so i wait till now and nothing happens?
Bruh its 4am 
mods
@neat sail can you dm vedal about this thing, if he is planning a collab it is important probably

but its for the swar, not vedal
@pliant oracle happy birthday again 🎂
thx
Fake neuro, such blasphemy 
Happy birthday silver
Is that evil
Happy Birthday Shiro
otanjoubi omedetou
🎂
ping ≠ dm
classic dereinehalt 
also note it says "unnecessarily"
he pinged shiro
I didnt mean the vedal dm
? 
end ish


Technically shiro is a admin and not a mod Soo 

ban Shiro
*taps
u sure bro?
ban nn
also I think they mean the @ Moderator role
no need, shiro is also mod
He's a mod and a admin 

@pliant oracle hbd
ty ty
Promoted to server miniboss
like don't ping vedal or do the mod role ping unnecessarily
halt is just baiting dw
i know the rules after all
because the stupid mods warn me for shit
this debate is a moot point because the VC issue already seems urgent enough to have one of us ping vedal directly
demoted*
soo, can we ping vedal 
I. Thou shalt not invoke the name of the Architect in vain.
Nn is breaking rule 7 smh
Damn still discord is up, I feel lied to
delete
Ur mom is breaking the law of physics with her weight
AND STILL NO SCHEDULE 
keywords "in vain"
maybe its one hour late
your mom
you
yeah I think they're going to roll out the upgrade gradually as opposed to every server all at once
don't you
me; do you not even know the meaning of the words you are speaking
i ate the schedule
i was hungry

next week schedule prediction
17
24
3
perfectly balanced, as all things should be
1255703087730135122
SMOCUS
hi formerly hungry, i am DerEineHalt
so why are we panicking 30min ago? 
hi inevitable, i am DerEineHalt
we got neurotic
Hi DerEineHalt. How are you doing today?
Bad and angy
bald
dev stream? :vedCheck:
imagine now discord crashed
i wish
im ded
big nub
hi ded, i am DerEineHalt
vedal pl0x fix
hi DerEineHalt, im ded
hey guys , i'm thinking i'm everyponyhalt
hi thinking i'm everyponyhalt, i am DerEineHalt
hi everyponyhalt, i am DerEineHalt
I have an even larger one somewhere, hold on.
i am DerEineHalt
whatever happened to everypony
dead
Thinkin' neuro neuro aaaaaa eeeeee oooooo
don't bring back everypony
The nub is too big to embed
why

holy shit
the creature
why
not
bigger than your mom
impossible
impossible
Even that is smaller than your mom
rat
its not even high quality its just a low res image scaled up 
so adorable
sickening
NUB
Vast nub
nub
i wish that all who upscale images instead of valuing the data of the original files shall perish
I'm sure he's aware but I'll bump
uh oh....
cutest little baysjvcsvybjsd
AWARE
hi sure he's aware but I'll bump, i am DerEineHalt
hi der 
no
when will you stop

i am no longer a shiroist and i hate mods
So just no

Halt hates you, Shibo

*Shibby
why does neuro look so pampered why is cerber so cute
just to be safe
No ur DerEineHalt
Shibbly
i'm TlahEnieRed today
true
hi TlahEnieRed today, i am DerEineHalt
he still likes you enough to give you a nickname ig 



