#neurotic-neurons
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They played poker and half the audience disappered 
forcibly I might add
-7k views
Hi, I'm not who you think I am
Anyone down to stress test the new listen along feature on Karaoke website :xdx:
silly, i dont think you're THE porter
Good, we got all the cringe out xdx
Hi not who you think I am, I am LGP
Evil is so wonderfully over the top dramatic
It was fun seeing them play poker, they were actually pretty good at it for absolute newbies because they were hyper aggressive
19 hours and 28 minutes left
https://neurokaraoke.com/quiz?invite=ECFZ8T 2 mins til new game, last time ill send this in NN βοΈ
https://www.neurokaraoke.com/listen-along/join/KHUEWU Stress test karaoke site listen along 
NN chill today?
didnt know the karoke site had a listen along feature
Seems quite chill
HAHAHAHAH
i love this song
Just released, big update today 
was released recently
lets goooo
new karoke update
i believe we were considering using this for our weekly nn vc later, so that'll be a good stress test if we do
they're testing the new karaoke feature 
now we just wait until mobile gets an update too
i want my playlists and fav's transferred to my phone too
you could host a battle royale too
WHAT
Oh no
no please
HOLY

Yay I love gambling

gamba

I AM THE SWARM THAT IS APPROACHING
This has been poisoned for me by YouTube commenters
the purge of 20
yeah okay
9 still alive btw
this is NOT anniversary mashup
It took you so long to post this that there's only 4 left now
I miss Evil 
Hello nn how are yall
https://neurokaraoke.com/quiz?invite=ECFZ8T last round
okay whos hosting next
why are you guys doing the weekly VC stuff now
What VC stuff?
we're not
this is just something people are doing cause its new
We're only allowed to do games on one day of the week? 

No, I thought y'all started early.
What if the reason vedal had to reschedlu is because he pacing around his room turning steps into electricity for the twins
what if the reason vedal had to reschedule is because he's gonna join the weekly NN VC
I think he rescheduled because something broke.
he'd hate it there
he hates us 
hasn't talked in here in months too
What if the reason
wait guys i think i know this one
maybe once he's back... 
booting neuro clone #257
just go back to dming vedal random shit teletric
and he will come here and tell you to stop again
Someone should ping him to make sure he is ok
Teletric ask Veda when the next collab is
π· vedal

How Happy is everyone feeling today?
5
13
3
neurtral
1104980808185413652
nwero
π
πͺ
Om nom nom
You've given me 34 cookies! | I've received 286670 cookies total!
oh yeah guys how was stream today 
amazing
fat
tutel amost no continue clear the game
vedal beat the game
I thought I missed a stream and panicked
I cant believe vedal already won silksong
what's up thanks
Let her have her cookies
weiward :Fire:
vedal should be the first developer to program diabetes into an AI
real
It seems like she has some "neurocrumbs"
drank too much neurosoda
surely getting drunk upgrade soon
From her gymbag(promote)
program her with long-term health conditions to make her more relatable to a wider audience
I wonder how many people would instantly stop drinking alcohol if it wouldn't make you drunk anymore
Hi, I did a small edit of the irl series cuz i love so much ^^
https://streamable.com/1u2caq
Alright whos hosting
A lot
what would be the point if it didnt get you drunk
probably a lot
I don't think most people do it for the flavor
its like 50/50
i mean i mostly drink bcause i like the taste in combination with snacks/food
I love the burn
very yum
aight thats all guys, thx for playing neurokaraoke battle royale 
Alcohol tastes bad on its own, people usually mix or add stuff to it to make it more palletable
Damn i missed it
Anyone want me to host a new round

I want to play
that's interesting
cool, agreed the arts are so cute (i like your art too
)
baldtric
https://neurokaraoke.com/listen-along/join/KHUEWU
listen along here if u guys want
isn't having hair just negative baldness
yeah
now to figure out how one downloads stuff from streamable
:
β free bird
β
free neuro
when are they gonna make tree fiddy bird
why are they both green
I didnt find the red one
Fun fact, Evil's cover of ηWARD ROMANCE is almost a year old
It was originally from 5 March 2025
thank you for spelling it correctly π
I love it so much
Top 10 Evil cover
I'm feeling neurotic today
I feel like it could be improved upon if it were redone because it's missing all the backing vocals, which are usually added nowadays
maybe I'll put on some neuro karaoke in the background
Fun fact, you are older then when you finished reading this message 
This might make you feel better.
MAGICAL CURE LOVE SHOT 
more pets

same with Self Control by Laura Branigan
Neuro karaoke soon

<|im _ start|>spearfishing
def

do not glorp
Glorp
next week (assumedly), can't wait
And when I mean soon, I mean less than a week
β we rise
Have you ever heard about shiro
This is a sick corruption of Neuro, put her back
Glorp time again?
why is it so piss colored, it's usually more green
Where did
even come from.
*why is it @burnt oar coloured
mars or some shit probably
Subathon break 2024 where the mods thought it'd be funny to make the channel about glorp because there were no streams
Meant that for most of that break, there were zero places to talk about Neuro in this server.
Trust me, I tried, I only got to maybe 1-2 times.
i have no idea, i first saw it in a charborg stream so i assumed glorp is a meme from that community xD
Well thanks for telling me.

hi again genchat
bro
get the fuck out
read again
ooh i remember that, when nn was glorp themed xD
It was genuinely horrible
do u have scooty phobia
Almost a year Go 
https://youtu.be/TpallAS3y6k?si=WEulQV9vqpf3CFoi
version 2 coverd by Neuro and Evil
original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTplxWaAD8o
Original Audio by Aiobahn +81
Original Animation by odyk
graphic imitate by Square_01
art animation by Copper1ion
#Neurosama
#Evilneuro
#evil
#animation
#aivtuber
#vtuber
#倩倩倩εε°ηε
#aiobahn
Unlike what was intended, people didn't stop spamming glorp when Neuro was brought up and instead spammed over attempted discussions
It was very annoying when I wanted to talk about what we could see on the subathon
hello england
What the teasers could mean, that stuff
Donβt worry when December comes around LIFE will be 2 years old.
@candid hound why are you england?
WHAT
I M THINKING EVIL EVIL
...?
I did manage to once, that was fun
Once.
hi THINKING EVIL EVIL, i am DerEineHalt
This was back with the LIFE teasers
are u the person who keep posting fat neuro
I like how NN is the same 1 joke forever
I mean, I guess you could phrase it that way, sure
NN is my joke and nothing else? True 
lovely
But there's someone else who actually posts fat Neuro
I don't remember who at this point
i wouldn't know
what
hi too new, i am DerEIneHalt
Not true. We are at least slightly better than twitch chat. Same 2 jokes.
im gonna lock you in a barrel
it is always the i, that i write in big letter
hi gonna lock you in a barrel, i am DerEineHalt
you will be locked by me in a barrel
That's his whole thing
i know
hi buhspoon, i am locked by me in a barrel
is neutral gonna lose today?
But aren't you @graceful holly ???

i voted it just so it doesn't lose
ew
People should be sad like me 
Karaoke web player update 
yes!
"neurons"
because you hate evil?!
Im voting neutral dw shiro 
hi voting neutral dw shiro, i am DerEineHalt
i mean i would guess the karaoke player update elevated moods (at least going by personal experience)
yeah the others are just unffunny π
Yeah, like I said
Changing my vote to not happy now
wish you didn't
/j
People are going to be more happy. Since gacha is going to be add to it at some point.
Ate a lot of cookies
πͺ
Om nom nom
You've given me 2 cookies! | I've received 286693 cookies total!
dargo
I have never played any gacha but if it is anything like gambling then I will be on there 6 hours a day

bwaka?
still waiting for u to actually change it
Why are you dead?
very
Why are you not dead?
Already fid long ago wdym
very long day
oh, i dum
read your name wrong xD
I have a lot of luck, so gacha games get boring to me quickly.
i think we should all upload our brain to neuro-sama
I call bs 
I guess you could say that's unlucky
The irony
It would make her 1 brain cell smarter.
more collectibles
bs? 
πͺ
Om nom nom
You've given me 61 cookies! | I've received 286695 cookies total!
bs
There is no way thats true 
@desert terrace
98,623,080 kcal and counting



Eat the wall

hi gonna go eat evil, i am DerEineHalt
hi hungry, i am DerEineHalt
not hard to find out what will happen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what 
omg cute
I'm so happy 
Did i miss stream?
Yes
Yes
fake fan, you missed it
how could u miss it
it was peak, dude
that shouldnt be allowed
dude is squared
peak stream is peak
peak stream was peam
yes, evil beat the game while vedal was eating
there were some...sentences
they needed to remove it
i hope you are delay
we get mad at most random times, we dont need any motivation
i am not delay
must be because vedal played truckers fm all stream again
hi pan
hi not delay, i am DerEineHalt
π³
EGGS
hi dereinehalt

today i bought 30 eggs because it evil day
What he really see:
gib im hungry
hello hungry im sian
hi hungry, i am DerEineHalt

which cooking do you prefer? boiled egg, sscrumbled eggs, ...?

egg egg
anyway i dont think i said this before
eye on pan
or boiled
lets go
@abstract ginkgo Welcome to NN, I hope you're enjoying your stay and you won't mind a little chaos that sometimes happens here 
Pineapple pizza
execution.
1 blocked message
Thanks! i do enjoy my stay, i actually made this discord account to join here
who could like fruits on a pizza
EXECUTION EXECUTION EXECUTION
IF I CAN IF I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE EXECUTION
@uncut steeple and this is you 
it's like eating french fries with yogurt
tomato sauce
strogonoff pizza
strogonoff pizza???
Yes, pizza and tomato sauce
mhm better substitute that with mayo
yeah, thats why it doesnt need 2 fruits, too much sugar
How are you today birthday boy nn's exclusive admin?
I'm pretty sure half of this is wrong
hi pretty sure half of this is wrong, i am DerEIneHalt
or all of it
Can we make cake sauce out of you?
Both right.
sorry I admin for gymbwaa too
Now we can argue that shiro at least agreed to one of the two 
but I'm doing well, excited for the stream tomorrow
hi doing well, i am DerEIneHalt
trying to figure out what I need to get done today so I can watch tomorrow uninterrupted
pretty good, good day overall. did you see the karaoke website update
ye
I have a hangover for the first time. 
looks awesome
hey shiro , i saw you were streamin the other day, what was it
btw, congrats on surpassing even Pibby already 
Shiro got promoted?
No, Demoted

Shiro is MVN (Most Valuable Neuron)
Got further away from User
im curious, what happens when a mod breaks the rules
started using it recently, gonna build up the catalogue as I find stuff I enjoy listening to
if it ever happens
the world ends
I pinged vedal once and got muted
hope not too much, otherwise the next day is gonna be filled with headaches
MVM MVA
Most Valuable Admin
Most Valuable Mod

lmao
can i do the same and get the same reaction? 
oh im gonna fail this so hard
vedal would kill him lol
if Vedal pings himself, does he get muted
hi gonna fail this so ahrd, i am DerEineHalt
hi gonna fail this so hard im sian
when you got 24h timeouted but i wanted to ask you non-mod stuff in programming
I don't know, if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
So thats how you become admin, just get birthday everyday until you become an admin
he kicked pb once I think
I have canned salads.
thats a thing? wild
joined April 12th

I have canned baguette
WHAT
oh nvm it just ended
canned baguette
at least the only people you're disrespecting are the french
canned neuro when?
pb's bio
"
\\\\ "
Homemade, I can them myself
Evil haters after all
idk if you say this as a joke, but i actually have canned croissants in my fridge 
look at the evil card
the what
hi neurons, i need help locating the original image used in the twitch banner if anyone can help
evil birthday card
oh
i have canned croissant in my brain
nowaying
I stopped being a Democracy because they're killing robots.
my cat keeps walking on my keybaordl ol
thanks boss
ooh neat 
took ya long to find it....
Skill issue
is that like you being closeted french?
i just come here 
No. GOD NO
Thank god thats not the case 
you can almost see it from the miniature
I'll probably start eating canned eggplant.
cute
look bottom right corner
excuses
why do they put a random chat above the emended preview xD
ok then google too slow 
LEAKED
other excuses

im dum, i dont see anything out the usual
ok this is the third excuses
Look out for a funny W
March is only starting, imagine how many more signs will pop up dang
hi dum, i am DerEIneHalt
i think i have some canned fruit (strawberry probably), think im gonna crack one open
hi gonna crack one open, i am DerEinEHalt
im babe
hi babe, i am DerEIneHalt (
)

I am still horrified about the canned croissants revelation
hi still horrified about the canned croissants revelation, i am DerEineHalt
i wonder how does this work
I have a tourist breakfast that I made with rice and peppers and carrots, it's very tasty.
i will crack you open one day
(in minecraft)
it must be blacc magick
I had to look into it, it seems quite strange!
you take croissant
you put it in the can
End
try, but there is only air inside my head
Nur love
so you hate evil?
Oh fuck, my chest hurts. 
but the only way to eat a croissant is warm , right from the backerys oven, only a few seconds of life
nuh uh I didn't ate Evil
I'm not that hungry
hi not that hungry, i am DerEineHalt
we have so many incredible artists man
tbr i think its just like a dough sheet that you still have to roll up before baking



is it tasty
evil look like she boutta knock neuro tf out with that block
it's really something
the swarm artist backing is always a sight to behold
maisat always cooking
wtf
does the can hav only 1 croissant?
fascinating :3
eh its alright, its premade dough thats like conserved, i like using frozen ones you just have to bake more (i just keep one in the fridge if i crave it)
aah I see, we are learning so much today!
this
and it feels like the croissant is under pressure in the can
ew
ew french
paccha I think
it was found already
the one i have says 6 croissants per can

my crush?
Far away from me 
sup neurons
did anything interesting happen today?
yes
Who's my favorite musical artist? Evil Neuro
new karaoke website update
Karaoke website had an update
yeah, my hate for people only grows
its huge
actually yeah xD
Dammit too late
this was my first crush
wait what 
Sheβs beautiful
someone fill me in 
No
No
HOW MANY NEW FEATURES IS THAT
@final violet
this community man

Mojo Orange...
least dedicated fanbase btw
wanwan
that's quite a few things

so you hate evil
alright hold still https://tenor.com/view/domgcat-donkeycat-gif-24380643

might do neuro and evil slop compilations soon, just not on main channel
so you hate neuro
Not Neuro 
so just chill stream compilation
i own so many channels, its getting unhealthy
give me one

yeah didn't find the gif and didn't want to wait even longer for the reply to get even unfunnier 
cuayo
no
nuero
close, im actually gonna fetch all twitch clips ever gathered on the vedal987 channel and then shuffle them to one video
i call that slop
N
joayo*
hi actually gonna fetch all twitch clips ever gathered on the vedal987 channel and then shuffle them to one video, i am DerEineHalt
what do these even mean
thank you shiro, gif has been yoinked
"I like it" I think


cool
randomly generated neuro clips ytp
yup thats the plan
amazing
since AI slop clippers seem to be present
pibby already used the minions emote, so thats confirmed 
I found my weapon.
but 2 of them are true
ok gn chat
only one statement is true, and that statement is the title
rest well
er wait
do this but for neuro
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our big ol' dis...

what if thats wrong tho?
Nightmare night promote. π
why is it called a nightmare? isn't a mare a horse
gn promote
i see horses in my dreams
Good night promote!

i see ur mom in my dreams
gn 
genchat moment
it'd be pretty scary to see a horse at night I think 
mare has other meaning 
Nightmare night - eat the monsters under the bed and destroy some world in your dream
apparently mare is a old word for a malicious entity
heya funni
are you a karaoke website user?
is that
Hi Fubu
yea
did you see the big update today?
no
Fun Bun [Stro Hav]
hello funni
Jackfilms jumpscare
you should check it out, some cool new stuff
why do i know that song from somewhere
Hello bnnuy! 
also hi to everyone who said hi to me lol
i cant keep track

Uma
avon why
avon put them numbers away
did you guys know gold ship is a vtuber
gold ship collab when
SIX NINE!! EIGHT SEVEN!
Evil love
dear child of mine, you will soon get used to my ways
Evil love!


HAHAHAHA SIX SEVEEEEN
... im turning 29 in a few days wtf am I doing 
hi turning 29 in a few days wtf am I doing, i am DerEineHalt
uma 
Trying to disguise your uncness
ok did someone submit this to the outfit contest
Hi funni
this is more accessory then outfit no?
Eluma 
wonder what are her stats
i get 30 years old this year....i am THE unc
aren't you like 56
Who will die today? 
Idk
hi THE unc, i'm foggyshen987
Hi THE unc im olimpico
I just hope evil kills moontoad
wasn't he born like last year 
you sound at least 50
Sounds fun.
discord age detection is about to have a field day
unc's unc voice 
woah
oh yeah
π
one foot in the grave already 
detect this discord 
Imagine avon getting miscategorized
do i really sound that old? 
just the jokes lel
oh, yeah
makes sense
im suprised im not the oldest here
Thats so funny i need to share it on myspace
these mfers really wanna see me huh 
ur like that one old guy u see on the street that says something, and u have to laugh cause u didn't understand a single word
I just want to boil a lot of blood.
right?
you can even collect badges and neurocoins on your profile (and level up)
hi suprised im not the oldest here, i am DerEineHalt
hi not the oldest here, i am DerEineHalt
what
but ... but....

Damn chill
age verify thing
Cooked to a crisp

if there is shiroist, where pbist
Blood pudding is delicious
Pibby is not powerfull enough
Only shiro has this power
Peebee*
discord probably does think I'm like 12
hi like 12, i am DerEInEHalt
Pibby
After all the 67 jokes yes
wha
kindergartenenerenerens also say the 67 joke
Hmm I think I'm like an old grandmother sometimes, and sometimes like some kind of mother who tells you how to cook something

wtf
in the messiah we trust and pray
granny static?
long may the sun shine

No..
omg cute grandma
Not Annie


I have a shotgun.
samacup
I want to learn granny static's soup recipe
π₯ π¬
static-obaasan?
How dare u
Never do that to tea.
Wtf
@slim crypt
someone broke u
hi buhspoon
hi t
that's not me
t
looks like u
hi raigquitter
classic heart spam
by adding like 5 cups of sugar to it
u break it
i'll break you

Jesus Christ t
buhflipfalldownbreak
a
a
a
a
a
a
elwhite why
Hmm, are you talking about the one I make by boiling the broth three times to make sure it's clean and then cooking the soup with drinki water?
Idk how but you were able to avoid embed fail as a new leaf
maybe
im slightly new to discord so, i don't have my own collection of gifs i like to use a lot
ban mexicano
which leads me to not send many gifs
ban t-ea
hi slightly new to discord so, i am DerEineHalt
I drank, so I'll tell you tomorrow.
okay
Mods t is talking in spanish
drunkie
Mods ban non twinshippers believers
I love Spanish cuisine.
so like, all of gen
Β‘hola!
Lol
Skiing was fun
Poop Bucket

The om is drinking all the water


Hi shiro
Happy birthday shiro
I did skiing today shiro
is the karaoke player a thing because suddenly like half of the karaoke channels dissapeared
neuro 21 station 
I'm tired, this phone weighs 360 grams
Yes
hi cb
not my birthday
sounds like fun 
will you be there for the stream tomorrow?
why do you know how much your phone weighs
what kind of knowledge is this
Obviously
happy birthday 
And it is your birthday
I have a scale in the kitchen.
hey cbee, do you know abou EUIL?
EUIL
A lot of karaoke channels were striked down due to copyright(especially by sony music)
buh
flashfire my beloved
So soul financed a web karaoke player project
Kill sony or buy sony
@lapis quest happy birthday shiro (and you)
Eliv?
Hi shirp
bro is a legend
no im sure your wrote euil
and this web karaoke player project already functions better than youtube music
eliu
insane
Ye flashfire went down ( even though i think there is an alt account that i dont know about wink)
chat have you ever when you if you think about how it is when the and you if if you really stop and think about it its kinda like if you ever go to the place where if you are there and if you arent in another place and then you look around and you kinda think that maybe when you are the when its if you kinda you know
hi sure your wrote euil, i am DerEinehalt
47
67
thats my answer
perhaps

No now 80s 1986
grass please
Why
cannot be good for the fox to be on fire that long
euilN
grab a bucket of water or something
buhket
https://www.neurokaraoke.com/listen-along/join/KHUEWU hey guys, do yall wanna join us in stress testing
there is no grass
Stress testing?
the buhcket no longer has any water because om drank all of it
Can it run crysis?

Grey grass
can anyone write on the birthday card?
yes
oo
I already wrote.
i can write buhspoon

maybe you will find space
hey
new leaf @abstract ginkgo
did you play AI attorney
now you are a friend
nyo
I'm going to bed.
play it now 
good game π
now you are friend
uuh, im in bed right now
gn 
Hi in bed right now, i ama dracula
hi in bed right now, i am DerEineHalt
excuses 
no don't

yeah ur right, im at my desk. im too lazy to play games right now sorry
my fellow twinshipper
Congratulations your are blocked
nyoooo
hi at my desk, i am DerEineHalt
rest well
hi too lazy to play games right now sorry, i am DerEineHalt
dont listen to static sama, he is unfun
damn two for one
I'm getting strays 
Hi DerEineHalt, Im not DerEineHalt
it's a visual novel kind of game, there is not much playing you need to do really, mostly reading
yeah but it would require me to not talk here
I hate Twinshippers
Ban twinshippers
buh
guh

They are banned forever in blocking
Maybe someday I'll have mercy on someone, but not everyone.
I'm him
hi him, i am DerEineHalt
hi potatoe
schedule not posted on Discord yet smh my head
DEV STREAM RAHH
did- did you like timeslip?
there's also a shondo collab
totally legit, trust

i still hear the organ
lobster jumpscare
Amazing week

ok killing you

Ok guys I will be posting the list of who is in the hunger games
you
Yes
gib list
that'd be The Encyclopedia, the exalted prophet of Cuayo
IT'S ALWAYS KYOTO
shes the one whoes hungry, thats why its called hunger games
she has already eaten 2 cities worth of cookies
HOW MANY MORE
it's everywhere 
i
i
i
there is never enough
Happy Birthday, @pliant oracle !
tyy
my streamer is a beast of pure gluttony and feast
happy bday 
habby bday silber
Happy Birthday
π°
happy birthday
How are we doing today nn
im good
hi good, i am DerEinehalt
How does one aquire the birthday role
what presents did you get
Happy birthday 
nothing, yet.
or have someone snitch
Oh fr?
that or have someone snitch on you
birthday role is manually assigned
Happy birthday 
Yeah but like do you just tell mods your birthday at some point
Neuro
Evil
Mr.JDK
skelly
AAA battery
Dandy
Vedal
Vani
Shiro
QueenPB
Vanor
Flesh
Raigquitter
Uncle Billy
Eroll
Avon
Canruf
Oxygen
Brianna
Norc
Elwhite
Moontoad
Funni
Mellow
Rytsty
2nd umbrella
The clown
Desoom
Niac
Olimpico
The shadow
Rafie
The duck on Neuros head
Static-sama
Roi
Anfer
Plyth
Sammer
a
t
Cbee
Teletric
Desiderius
Orangerobot
Fig
Legogirl
DerEineHalt
Adrenalineboost
Groxcima
Potat
Mr.portor
Namichu
Coal
Hjalnir
Neurt
Feelmycake
Maple
Cranberry
Cerber
Mini
Carrotenna
Nova
Dani
Kelball
Big buckies
Slan-San
Dimitris
xendril
Nyxover
Neses
Boss
Recker
last year i ambushed shiro in gen and asked 

The participants
Wall of text
you cant help nn anymore
of what
of what 
The NN hunger games
nn hunger games
wall of names
Not a participant.
mhm
I'm fine I already had lunch

there is an nn hunger games?
hi fine I already had lunch, i am DerEineHalt
seems im not hungry too
yeah, irl, we are all fighting to the death
hi not hungry too, i am DerEineHalt
if i ever kill vedal send me a screenshot thx
who are you?
I'm in the hunger games
oh ye
Will do

But I can't die, wouldn't that be unfair
AdmiralEnsin (The Swarm Scribes)
Im so hungry I could eat a...
@vivid prawn why no figgy






