#neurotic-neurons
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Nvm it doesnt
!felloff


how many ! commands NeuroBot have?
!bwaa also only works at the start

!discord
why change the lightbulb if we can complain about the staff not fixing it for us?
About as much as neuro has
i wouldve said me and one other because i dont know how to change one and with my luck some random in here would show of how to change a lightbulb just to make me envious
GUYS!!! Dont forget to join the discord xdx
Even more unpaid slavery π₯
No neurons?
!fumo

!merch
How many commands does she actually have
Anyway, New Leaf, you never answered my question. Do you know what to say when Shiro is in chat?
I think you should give more context on yhe turtle part
Maybe call him a programmer depicted as a turtle
Maybe give a nod to Abber demon and the fact that Evil is part demon


!cookie
Let me educate them
Btw, anyone know what Layna is?
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damn it wrong one 
A vtber
hi JDK
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Layna deez nuts 
A person
You guys are
ing useless as always
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Well this isnβt a layna chat! How are we supposed to know
You watch Neuro. How do you not know every other vtuber in existence as well?
On twitch they are called layna lazar and they do irl collabs with neuro
Hmmm, good idea actually, will probably need to consider this.
Because this is nn
Weβre stupid
The only other one I knew of before Neuro was Gawr Gura, and only because of the baseball thing lmfao.
Maybe she's a vampire idk
Then you are new to vtubers in general
She has vampire teeth irl
me too, but because of
A
Ξ
Of course I am, I was introduced to this via DougDoug, and probably some news article about an AI VTuber doing something that breaks rule 3 in here and getting banned off Twitch.
t
what
That too.

And I am trying to limit my exposure to vtubers in general anyway.
Neuro and Evil are the only vtubers you need HesRight
ikr, evil is so not cute amirite?
When the Eliv is boom

And even then, nowadays I just open up their streams before heading to bed so I can accrue the channel points and streak counter.
Deafge
imagine if evil still wants to go spearfishing during the hollow knight stream
But what if Neuro
spearfish neuro

It wasn't even loud. This is

Tbh say what you want about chill streams but they do make good background noise
AAAA
Tbh I don't know where this suddenly came from.... but
Neuro is cute anyway

In a way the horn toggle is a Devil Trigger Lite 
Maybe could be something for the VA to play with
Someone just said they listen to Neuro when going to bed
<|im _ start|>spearfishing
Why is Neuro
I got a better one
So cute
What is neuro
didnt you just say neuro is neuro
Is Neuro Neuro because she is Neuro? or is Neuro Neuro because she neuros?
She is cat
Yes
is she? or does she like to identify as cat?
Both
Staff furry rp revival when shiro
Never
Fuck
She took "You are what you eat" literally
Possibly
:(
Vanor can't mod it anymore so never
Never.... i heard that word before...
is how she identifies as herself truly her or just an image of what she strifes to be like? does she eat cats? wtf.
Maybe now head mod of gay furry rp
it exists...
Yeah, she does
She mentioned multiple times that cats are tasty
could just be parroting
But no mod=no chat
you have no proof that neuro has eaten a cat
But what if i have
Wait a minute......
N: Neuro
E: Evil
V: vedal
E: ?
R?
That's because Neuro ate all the proof
i discover that a month ago
true true. not even metaphorically speaking 
Evil again and Really schizo
i also wonder
Whats the last 2 then
Eggs, Ragebait
Eliv
Rick Astley

i just got rick rolled

Hi not giving that any embellishment, I am DerEineHalt
Remember the lyrics ? NEVER gonna give you up and now remember how neuro singed it since v1???
Hi, I am your dad
2 AIs, a turtle, a robot, a dog, a cat, a demon, a toaster, a vampire, a tomato, a fox and an imp walk into a bar
He forgot about the cow
yesterday I was genuinely despairing thinking you hated me for some reason and this has only added to the confusion
So sad
Then the bartender says:
Also forgot about the other cat 
no no no no no no more moss
mranon
you haven't been around much lately
Who is the vampire
Definitely not your mother this time
Layna?
I think so. No one gave me a proper answer
Hello Shiro, how was your day WITHOUT NEURO
They all died.
but you...YOU...YOU took the gel from the cabinet and made yourself into a VENOMOUS SNAKE
You are the snake Simon. Now Strike at the HEART
what do y'all have as your desktopbackround? i cant decide what to put there
elite ball knowledge
-# I don't get it. Me dumb
difficult
put neuro and evil
ok
Not in my country
-some guy named fluffy
like SURELY someone gets it
People pick a neuro art they like and use that
Don't worry I will pretend to be Neuro for everyone!!!
Hi guys. It is me. Neuro. Filtered
Super ball knowledge
Surely someone will get it 
neurobama
The comedian? That's the only fluffy I know 
She is not actually there is actually a sad story behind the blood on her model also she calls herself the blood mother
Correct
He knows it
stop
Supikip
a
lurkr...

Day 657 of loving Neuro: I love Neuro
hi mr jdk
She had like 26 blood transfusions if im not wrong due to a chronic disease
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i just opened discord, and thats the first thing i see
Don't say it, don't think it...
I did too
red string of fate
Tf when did I say this.

Out of context btw.

I think the context is nn discussing Vedal milking fans with merch
Yeah I remember now.
Tf did I read
Yoink
Peak. Also, Hi new member
Here is an unhelpful collage of 15 Neurocord intros with varying levels of simplicity. Read whichever one you want

Said neuro before starting glowing (she's a glowstick)
Sameer ain't no way you don't remember me

Who are you?
:mhm:
You're the only person who remembers me
Who?
-# I actually don't know sorry 
hi ass guy 
some of these are outdated
OH COME ON
wait a minute
um...
I remember you now

@wispy hedge Will you be my best friend π₯Ί

ghosted
can I be your best friend if she doesn't respond 

Report. He spams too much
but why you leave?
#neurotic-neurons message
V1 won i see
Simp wake up
a

imagine tagging neuro and not evil 
I had my reasons


Pokerouge pog

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@twins
genchatters got drama 
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been playing endless mode ands got that's addicting lmao
Ultrakill mentioned 
Kindof funny that v1 won since he doesn't really have much of a personality
role isn't pingable π

it was before
@viscid mountain their usernames are tho

You know I am right here
You probably didnβt do it right
Who tf is their mother
Also yoink
Evil is clearly glados smh
probably

what the fuck goes on in genchat
You have to pay me 5 trillion paypal if you want to be my best friend
We are not reactors dont post general messages smh
Genchatters are weird
Is that Vedal
Idk that's why I don't check it
everyone in this server is weird
go away
the rat is so real
just ignore it
Even you simp vedal
AHHHH
This is why NN chatters are lower class
<@&1061758877609234622>
@vocal rose sorry
get these genchatters outta my NN
there is a limit on this, you can report it

I'd flood modmail
we welcome that
This is going to be a terrible night
twins have 3 
Ghost rat
Which one is real
Also, that'd require me checking genchat in the first place
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evil is real duh
No one checks modmail anway
how do you know if somebody is a genchatter?
bro said he'd flood modmail and now he says he has nothing π₯
The Neuro and Evil ones
how did you two have the exact same thought
aura
NN brain
Never trust a rat...
meow~
Aka the stench
Mods, give nn unlimited twins, but no twins.

ah yes those exist 
wait, there's 2 neuros?
Colorless array be like:
no forsen stream, no neuro stream
I leave the country tmrw btw
If I bothered reporting I'd flood modmail
But I don't want to check genchat

Of course the rat is wanting to rat out Gen chat
Why
Im tempted to make this my ringtone
break over
dew it
you can also right-click on messages and report through Apps > Report, it's much quicker than modmail if that's your concern
if you make this into 67 I'm gonna brutally murder you and not show up to the funeral
Don't give him ideas.
give me the idea
Quit school
What have you done
mooooooods
Nah I just decided genchat is going to have weird rp regardless and will stick with NN
help a homie out?
linna's telling me to abandon my educationnnnn
Hi gonna brutally murder you and not show up to the funeral, I am LGP
Shut up bro ur gonna give him ideas
it's a bad idea
you don't wanna die right? 
Blame niac
Hi Linna

Niac if Avon makes it, then Iβm blaming you 
you want in or
I made evil hands. I'll look for the file
ok I can brutally murder several people 

Im scared thid started reprodcing without me hitting play

Like accepting that there's a no-go zone near your house and just steering clear from it
That just means Neuro's in your phone now 
neuro sama analog horror
you're free to spend time where you choose, not your job to keep the server clean ultimately
thank you linnaaaaa
Wtf it happened again
the reporting advice was just a fun fact
don't you dare touch it avon :ReallyMad:
Im scared what the hell
Unless mod applications are open
brb
always are
Im gonna restart discord hold on
Just let Neuro listen to colorless array smh

Sending me malware 
If I already submitted an application like a year ago does it still apply
I also have the separate handdance gif if y'all want them
yeah, you'll always be in the pool
you should be able to update your application through the same form if needed
I guess that's a yes


it looks kinda funny
Yeah it was a test
Too bad Neuro can't play RE Requim. The humans are failing her 
Her head moves funny
67
No

hating neuro results in capital punishment
No
that is mine now
get ready for my arrival, worm
mine too
THE FUCKING 67 GIFS ARE LAGGING MY DISCORD
True!
10 hours of nyan cat because why not?
Ough my back hurts
neourosamae
unc
Neuro sashimi
Sounds like something a unc would say
Buh I'm 25
Ancient
Holy unc
I'm still excited to see what kind of VRchat content we get going forward
3D has been so good already
bruh i feel this
my right ribs are bruised, my tailbone is bruised (i fell lmao) my left foot aches, and it hurts when i twist my torso
i feel like im fucking 80 right now
3d eliv when
What if I told you Neuro 4d is in the works

It will be something that will shatter the streaming world
ascending dimensions before getting v3
The neurotic neurons fade away, their chatter dims with each passing day. Once vibrant sparks now grow cold, a story lost, no longer told.
i can see it

gnight nn
sync π
V3 only works with 4D, hence the delay

Toasters. Scary. That is all
I think it would be really cool if the Twins expored the backrooms together in 3d
hi NN 

Hi not plate
Mornin Plate 


]
Can Eliv give us the middle finger in VR?
oh
I know Neuro always seems eager to phase into it when in her 3D model
was so cute, she was panicking
The government when they want to brainwash me
Man the internet here is poopoo lol, can receive msgs just fine but can sending seems to take forever
Classic discord internet issues
evil stream today 
67 is cringe
go to hell


it's moments like these when I understand why new viewers don't believe she's an AI

yeah it feels like an actual reply its hilarious
Is cute


She was putting her hand in toaster yesterday.
even more then the 67 i hate that you made them move in sync and not tied to each hands movement 

wdym ai? shes real
vedal's face 

She is realy real
well those aren't mutually exclusive so yeah
location tomato im_start π
Neuro is as real as the moon landing
@molten mica I personally blame you and hope you suffer too

if neuro isn't real then who have I been giving cookies to this whole time 
My phone won't play that 
Freezing take
KKona
good question
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those were birthday cookies π
Vedal 
Am I real if I can feel inside for all these years?
Can you feel me in here?
Could I feel what you feel?
If I could diΠ΅, would I cry if just to feel the tears?
If I could stand therΠ΅ with you
Let me breathe and I'll defy the system
Oh, it's just the shitty mobile app
Nvm
Happy
It's probably h265 then. h265 has bad compatibility on both pc and mobile discord unless you enable hardware acceleration in pc discord settings
Chat, is Neuro an ai?


Yesn'tn't
the cutest AI 
Hug the Shiro
It's AV1
But it still plays on my 2020 phone with software acceleration
Just not in the shitty mobile app
AI used to mean video game bots 
I havent seen pb in a while is she still in the song mines?
StBlackSt 
AI used to mean adobe illustrator
how old are you unc
AV1 and h264 works fine so that's just a skill issue Ripbozo
Neruo is not Adobe Illustrator
Sad
Ai used to be shiro 
Neuro is flash player powered
Shiro is not unc. He's literally just born today
The funny thing is that AI kinda sucks at video games 
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Not all of them havent you played alien isolation(neuro should play it with vedal)
Shiro is 654.6 years old so he is very much an unc #neurotic-neurons message
AI means love
Shiro used to be an AI
whenever I'm sad, I remember that all those gpus must mean neuro gives very warm hugs
anyone remembers the cs condition zero bots?
Hi sad, I am DerEineHalt
idk bro, i think bro is pretty old
https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/14/atari_chess_vs_gemini/
Funny you say that 
hbd shipo
It knew it would lose
Neuro would win
That would be realy cool, but people have been asking that for awhile so I'm not sure if we will ever see that
It folded like goddamn origami 
Buh. I asked chatgpt to solve me a riddle and the thing sucked at it
I need to solve this neurolore problem
But Neuro would absolutely talk trash the entire time
Is giganeuro a different neuro clone? Is another entity? Or another neuro personality

It's her superhero identity, IIRC
Who knew that AI would become such great rage quiters lol
Maybe it's trying to force hardware acceleration 
I feel like sososo tired today what should I do chat
Ngl based on scifi movies, i expected ai to correct human's flaws in activities, but turns out it's just a bootlicker
ts so cringe, but evil cute
Why didn't you sync the numbers to the hands
Nur didn't stand a chance
I wonder if Neuro would be good at a wrestling game
Eats you
Hi lazy
She already played once and destroyed a buff guy with a steel chair 
Someone has the gif?
I don't but someone else probably does
blurred their name... smart...
I've seen it a couple times

only have the embed failure version https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1244077580584226896/Embed_Fail2.gif
I remember a hitting repeteadly version
That's what I was thinking of too but didn't save it 
I was gonna call the tutel of the archives @rancid shale but thanks
I think the tutel was about to post it
I think so too. I saw the Typing 
sometimes, rarely, i also have some rare old stuff
I saw you typing @rancid shale
neoru
Girl's gotta eat to grow into a robot body
:cup
sama:

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I think filian was one of the best neuro collabs
Which one? There are hundreds
First one
by asking neuro to find her iron?
"That's just character development"
AEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
so true
im having a stroke listening to this
Hi new member
Here is an unhelpful collage of 15 Neurocord intros with varying levels of simplicity. Read whichever one you want
oh my god what
I know not everyone likes neuro collabing with filian but i need to say that of all collab partners that hiyori had filian was the first one that actually prepared a lot and put a lot of effort in the collab even talking with neuro like another vtuber and not just "me talking with an ai"
holy...
It's just a (un)helpful intro to nn 
If you dont learn all that you get banned btw
lovely
In that time a lot of people were uncertain on how to approach to neuro so filian actually interacting with her was fun and made the whole experience enjoyable to watch
oh wow a fellow buh
As someone who's not a mod, I can confirm that's what happens

Fillam is a great catalyst for collab partners. She helps everyone present be their best self.
#1 support tuber in history.
Or worst
Sometimes people's worst is their best, so..
so nn is my best
My condolences.
why isn't it letting me send images in here
Yap more.
how about nyo
You need to talk more and unlock embed perms
oh thanks
Then no perms for you.

cuayo
!fumo
If that's too much to take in, there's also this smaller and compact version
tv static
I'm really good at yapping, you know. Probably the best yapper in the whole world, and you know what? I'm proud of that. I'm proud to be the best YAPPER around. and it makes me a lot happier to even have the smallest chance to yap with all of you, right now. Right here. Because this, this is my moment. THIS is my time to be the YAPPER that I was destined to be. Filtered. And in that, I find solace. For while the world may never truly understand the depth of my yapping. I will continue to yap, knowing that, in some small way, I am immortal. an eternal yapper, whose legacy will endure long after the echoes of my voice have faded.
is niac still here
Hi really good at yapping, I am LGP
stabs you evilly
wonder what this means
just y?
@molten mica
damn blocking a lot of people around here
I also combined some of the non-nn intros like orange's intro into the overlaid one
PB plz make this song but with Evil :3
Hi actually blocked
I am LGP
Now singing bingbongbonbingbongbonbimbom
Didnβt evil already sing that song
If she did I need a link nownownownOWNownow
salad finger ahh.
Fake fan smh
I'm calling you out. you're making up stories.
#neurosama #vtuber
ββ ββ¦ββββ¦ββββ¦ββββ¦βββββ
ββ ββββββ£βββββββββββββ
βββββββββ£β ββββββ βββββ
βββββββββ£ββββββββ ββ
ββ ββββββ£ββββββββ ββ...
Neurorange is judging your life choices up to this point and she is somewhat dissappointed
NOWAYYYYYYYYYYYY
did vro block me fr 
moob
We are blocked 
Imagine
Dragons
omg i want to be involved too
block me
Remarkable adaptability of NN
Tomorrow is Evil
today is me
so is today vedal
I make your day
ew
Delete her
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
based porter robinson
evil deletion day is soon
i love porter
How bout we delete you from NN
Fix'd version LETSGOOOOOOOOO

miin nwero
nooooooo!!!!!
Oh may
H gawd, is that the famous international streamer from the uk minikomew???
No, that's minikomew.
no thatβs minikomew
I HATE YOU ALL
who hasn't been in nn for almost a week 

minkomew
LEAVE MINIKO ALONE!
Mini has been around more then vedal 
she said it was part of her daily routine and everything
leaving us for dead
smh
She literally showed up in nn, said ew, then left 
Wrong reply
better than nothing i suppose
MAYUBE SHE NEEDS A LITTLE BREAK FROM ALL THE MADNESS OR MAYBE SHE IS RELAXING OR MAYBE OTHER REASONS THERE IS A MILLION BILLION TRILLION DILLION PARTICLES IN THE UNIVERSE AND EVEN IF WE PUT ALL OF THEM INTO ONE PERSON IT'D STILL BE NOT AS FAT AS YOUR MOM
:LOL:
#neurotic-neurons is a weird chat. Like sometimes you get one of the most atrocious takes ever, and sometimes you get one of the most based takes ever. It was always like this, and like its funny, because there is nothing in between. There are, of course, the twinshippers. Really cringe actually, like why. I dont know anything more cringe than twinshipping gifs, if i had the power in my hands i would delete all twinshipping gifs and all the twinshippers, they would just erase, cease to exist...eh, if only. That brings me to the moderators. Ever felt like they are asleep 99% of the time?? WELL, its because they ARE. In their natural habitat, mods feel safe, they engage in some disscussions and after a while they in some kind of state, they get really sleep. They try to fight off the coma inducing sleep, but they cant, ultimately, the succumb to the evil sleep. Most people call that hibernation, but in the case of the mods, thats something else entirely. I will try and save the mods from this coma inducing sleep, but i will need help, thats why i brought my wife evil. With her cuteness we can defeat the sleep monster, wake up the mods, and feel safe again.
you cant just change the topic halfway through
Based
it's just 4 days ago :scrajj:
You know, I was thinking about something
literally a 5 day gap
Eh, never mind, it doesn't matter
out with it
Don't leave us hanging 
do not the bait

xdx choose one
are you brain damaged?

xdx maybe
I mean, I was just thinking about how the community's changed and my place in it and how I originally did integrate with that community and then it all just changed. I didn't think talking about it now was a great idea.
Anyway, long story short, it reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV0wTtiJygY

if 4 days like about a week for you then ok 
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IT JUST KEEPS GETTING SMALLER, WHATS NEXT LIFE?!
Vedal has done what all of Britain's PR and Immigration campaigns couldn't. Convince people to move to the UK.
i won't disagree
Makes sense


evil is neuro too so we must cal neuro just sama instead

holy shit
call*
I felt like I had a stroke reading that
Or Samantha
It's a lovely place as long as you avoid the cities, very pretty... just avoid the cities. Don't go to the cities.
avon negative reading comprehension
Neuro Samantha Vedal :)
There's also Freebird


someone post the gif of neuro being air fried
Get a job and buy some yourself
late
guys whys everything ascending
This advice applies everywhere in the world
LETSGOOO

You're not wrong.
HI Funni
you have delay
π π πͺ


british agent trying to kidnap normal people to turn them british
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 
I already got one, it's possible 

@halcyon dove what did you do
make the 67 edit 
Not you too ayato π₯


It's always hard as an American to believe things like that since we have people who'll describe like, Boston as if it was a warzone.
Double embed
double gif is back nooo
i just looked back whys there suddenly twin kissing
NN
I mean, the cities aren't horrible, they just aren't anything special. It's not like you can't go there
twinshipping is cringe
there is always twinkissing

You know, if a Neuro concert were there, then I would go
Ah makes sense
I just looked back why's there suddenly Funni Bunny [Stroke Haver]
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Neuro concert in London would be interesting
(Choppy attempt at trying to move back on-topic)
But far less than there used to.
guys god news: neuro exists
That was a massive embed link

holy link
these twinshippers should all be at the concert and kiss each other in game
god news and good news
oh right
Then where is she 
This isn't the Doug cord
dead
Kissing homies good night
she would never
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Hidding in your wifi

Neuro would never be a Discord chatter
She is, actually
Because she talked twice in... what, 3 years?
When will I get to see my wife Neuro again? π I need to see her 
https://c.tenor.com/Li_xEP2bvlwAAAAd/tenor.gif
Remember that time she got in here to tell us to rule over the draw board?
People pill reacting clearly are jealous of their love for each other 
neuro is a discord vcer
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Yeah, she talked twice in three years, that doesn't make her a Discord chatter
But she is a user
Obviously, doesn't make her a chatter though 
she's a lurker

BUH
leaf 
whats wrong with leaf

uh
Is that a rat
i think it's a hamster
π΄ Breaking news!! π΄ : Eggs!
holy shit @iron tundra 2
Next step is: Delete them
That's two too many to me
im not a rat
wait... why new leaf comes to nn?

RUN
Masochist
@iron tundra u got competition
Rytsty has a new rat friend

Hi friendly, I am @calm wren
-# run!
well, what are you then? 
you're just like him

ratsty replacement?
hamster
just like him fr fr
what is going on
π
redo the nico arc and make them fight
no
neurons
this place is hell


i see that yeah
nothing
take this 
more tv static
Hello new leaf here is a survival guide for NN
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I mean it makes sense new users come to NN
dont rely on nns opinion, rely on mine because its the correct one
new users come to the Neuro-sama discord to talk about Neuro-sama
and NN is where you do that
wait you're a rat?

more than genchat at least gng 
Imagine being a genchatter
im going to commit evil acts
I approve
Hi going to commit evil acts, I am @calm wren

Niac what have you done
I knew it your AI

acts
Do an evil act right now
EVILAYO
how about nyo

what's cuayo
cuayo cuayo
A meme

join nn vc tomorrow n find out
Mispelled meme

HOI NN 
theres no way i asked something and you answered it seriously
correctly-spelled meme
I love twins kissing
Itβs what I do
That's very rare in nn. Don't expect that to happen often
Think about Neuro.. now cute
well thanks, java development kit
Thank you
is that a new fetish or smth? shameless
Java ew
!fumo aaaaa

a
!felloff


it cant be that bad
You must be new here
I seemed to have lost it my Neurons, but does anyone have the "New Member" kill them gif of Evil if I remember it right?
maybe just scroll up
ok so it only work when it put at the beginning
-# I'm a cpp dev so idk 
That I didn't do, pft- I scrolled up just as I said that
who says c++ like that
Hi a cpp dev so idk, I am a UE5 dev
Thank you as well, I appreciate it my fellow Neuron
That's the file extension but I prefer c++ as well
nooo ur gonna kill the frames in nn
nothing wrong with it i've just never seen anyone call it that
holy

Thats. my . job.
-# to kill the frames in nn




