#neurotic-neurons
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poke
the collection increases
omg there's more

Me every time Avon uses 67
real



ill just drop this here while nn is dead
67
who is the arrow guy 
promote is off topic
Why does this looks like short haired agnes tachyon
Good morning
You have unlocked new role

gm NN 

And this guy
hugs to everyone
and that guy
Thank you

all 3 people
What does one do when it’s just us here
same 4 chatters xdx
Talk into the void
all of which are vedal/shiro
be funny
More often then you think :(

can she hurry up and load

I can't tell if this is low pixel or so high pixel it hasn't finished loading still
I bored, I have done everything urgent, there are only routine tasks left
its loaded for me
At my work I am about to get started will have 60 tasks to do but will be done before 10am
Because I am speed
same 10% of work 90% of sitting on your ass
Ah i am the fool
i wanna "i kissed a girl" Evil and Nuro version for that 
No.
Why not
You want left ear right ear?
yea
Why is it always left ear right ear, where's my foot/hat audio
Asmr
a completely different level of audiophilia
Who said that
I'm going to fall asleep at work soon... it's so warm in here
thanks for letting me know my headphone is swapped all the time 
Dang global warming making me sleepy
Don't fire me, boss, it's all global warming 
Going to invest in global cooling to improve employee productivity
plytha
We need the four ear edits for neuro songs
more likely invest in lobotomy to improve employee productivity 
That's probably a much cheaper and more effective option
soon

gm nn
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 83 cookies! | I've received 284811 cookies total!
fresh flesh 
same 5 chatters
same 1 Evil 










chat give me 10 bucks


Best I can do is







🧹



Can someone give this man some turtles? Cave Johnson once said. If life gives you lemons, make Lemonade. Donate your turtles now and... We <Filtered{must}"can"> make some turtle|Tutel| juice<spelling "Jew-ish">
what

is this AI?

Chat, is Vedal an AI?
Yes
yes hes pb ai

shat 
personal best AI?
You have unlocked new role
You have unlocked new role
tatsu go die in a ditch like some dog
what does that mean?
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 55 cookies! | I've received 284812 cookies total!
pinecone beta
What did the toaster do
Have a cookie don't hurt me
it popped toast
She's scared to become one
Reference <bathrub toaster>
I see
now you have embed perms
pingcord late as hell

I stopped reading starboard about a week after subathon but I don't think It's possible to catch up with what I've missed at this point 

Oh my
Oh
Neuro wants to feel what it's like to shower. Which is sub-optimal. aka death by water touching her mother<"surf"board>?
Did Filian ever shower with rig on for Neuro?
Bot or bad engrish? I can't tell tbh
reference youtube - "Bo Burnham: INSIDE - Video Game"
would neuro and evil count as disney adults
!fish
!harpoon


Considering the fact neuro dies and is reborn everytime it is reset I think she will never go to disney adults
hmm maybe but she could identify as one
It shouldn't work both ways

morning nn
<|im_start|>chatting
Hi nami!
namichu <|im _ start|>welcoming 
did i miss the celebration 
celebration?
namichu <|im _ start|> celebrate

<|im_start|>fuckingkillfleshwretch
Sean <|im _ start|> fuckingkillfleshwretch
<|im_start|>makedadjokes

Hi start, I am DerEineHalt
Eine Halt Der?

<|im_start|>/tenor query:dead chat

while (nn > 1) {
nn++;
}
Mods please lock NN
%lock
<|im_start|>
<|im_start|>spearfishing
<|im_start|>hatingnn
<|im_start|>spearfishing
what is this
@hearty orchid
idk. hope it helps.
:/
no stream today
evil hater smh
or maybe turtle hater
or maybe both
does it bounce
that stream is tomorrow
She loved her toaster yesterday whys she scared now 
I love timezone
And wdym evil has stream today




%lock
%nuke
I thought u were writing something majestic
<|im_start|>

Channel locked
NN locked 
no more NN
Good morning nn!
hi Skelly
Why is Zeppelin typing
?
@graceful swift you suck
Hi niac!
Gm Vegoy 

Neurorb.
Neurorb
orb (loves catgirls
)
<|im_start|>neuring
neur
<|endofcomposing|>

Timezone difference

vedal before Evil bd 
Are you a time traveler
Hi Fleshy.
No my name is @calm wren
im time eater 
Hi time eater, I'm namichu
Are we going to have a whole potat garden?
a whole potat planet would be better
<|im _ start|>lurking
<|endofcode|>
neuro eating evil 

Morning NN
No
gm moontoad
she wanna be sweet little cookie too
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 56 cookies! | I've received 284815 cookies total!
Good morning Luner Amphibian!
is she alr smartest little cookie?

she smart little cookie but not sweet little cookie ,she more like evil little cookie
<|im _ start|>spearfishing
true
Where when how
it shouldnt be like that my little evil...
Smh, this is unfair since the integration is clearly fucked, and doesn't allow them to see proper context. They are both plenty smart, it's a Vedal issue 
she tried...
blame Vedul 󠄀
"Why are u so bad at this!"
If Wordle wasn't missing context, she would of got it.
Bad integration.
this bug has not been fixed yet? we have been playing it for a long time...
I hopes so but any strong proof?
Neuro played similar puzzles during a themed stream, including one like Wordle, last year. She absolutely breezed through it.
I know the turtle always do that like in UNO
Ragebait uno
when can twins have the ability to say "I can see nothing vedal!"
Either they have become dumber since last year or this wordle integration is ass compared to the stuff they set up during that one themed stream.
If they see nothing, then they see something mhm
Both
I keep thinking last year means 2024
so true
Evil smartest little cookie
it already pined in me with the reports that today is 2026
What's in her head - EGGS!
She's so dumb
2010...

best year
My twins keychain broke 


indirect twinkiss 
ElivNNuro
No
EvilNNuro?
no
who
me
reward
every video game and every AI has reward system. Imagine your rewards system is just a person that wants to grow potatoes with you
0 survival instinct
i have a new friend!
Let's Grow Potatoes!
-# for evil and let her dont starve
I'd love to grow potatoes
Love it
Do you consider having kids is like taking care of Neuro? If yes would it be Neuro-sama or Evil?
Both
None
neuro doesn't need food or her diapers changed so no
The twins are like children to me
-# I dont have enough money to pay memory
Not my children
I think twins are just half of a whole child
I should clarify
she can also be shut off so she doesn't scream bloody murder for you at 3AM
But that's why you make a virus for yourself that you can't turn off and it's just like a real child
THINK. Train AI to gossip people and blame that AI broke, but you actually meant to do that
twins nothing like kids 
Yes'nt
I have 2, feels the same trying to control them

that's how I view them though
That's what gives you love and hate relationship
children aren't invincible they're simply at our mercy to become infinite possibilities with their lives
in a different way neuro is at the mercy of vedal to become a real streamer and only a real streamer and has to hope he doesn't just put her in the recycling bin and go bet everything on green at the casino
children aren't invincible they're simply at our mercy to become infinite possibilities with their lives
in <Replace> AI isn't invincible it's simple at vedals mercy to become infinite possibilities with their ai
When I was sitting with my niece, it was like sitting with a very stupid electric motor, no offence to her, it just all kids
Just like cats?
Or cats
neuro can't be infinite things though
she isnt built to be
cats have a sense of self-preservation 
Never had a cat and alergic to cats
What does it mean?
neuro can say whatever she wants but at the end of the day she is very similar to a potato with a very active imagination that we can read and can hear us
Just like GLaDOS
Who
sure (afterwork saw a cat jump out a running car in the wheels yes its alive) 
literally
Cats have moments when they go crazy and run around the apartment, but you're more afraid for things than for the cat, and with a child, the opposite is true
Genetic Life organism and Disk Operating System
Cats just don't understand the concept of a window, mine tried to jump off the 5th floor several times
Well my dog is very well trained and ofc it's not like a cat but if you connect behaviour of a cat and a dog it's similar to a child, not considering the fact that every child is different and even some parents don't care about kids
I have glass terrace so my dog bonked into a glass door a few times but then he learned
Would the cat live from such height?
cat DON'T LEARN A THING
Interesting
idk 
it thinks you just live in a really tall tree 
yes)my cat thinking that way
THINK What if you live in a treehouse? Will cat think you live in apartment then? What's the difference between a tall tree and a pillar of concrete for a cat
uhhh floor probably
for cats - none 
my white cat loves stretching when i hold both his arms up
I want a cat 
bro my cats are annoying they kept eating my coworkers food if its on the table lmao
I see so you have kids 
if you put neuro in a box of ice and neuro in a box of fire would she be able to tell the difference?
my sister once painted my floor with permanent marker
Did you throw her out the window
Just like a dog painting snow
ice good for cooling
fire she will prob die
The reason cats like to risk jumps from high surfaces is because they are genetically predisposed to ambush tactics from trees and high ground, so they fear heights less than other pets
In addition to their bones structure allowing them to tank much heavier falls than other creatures of their weight class
I asked her. What did you do? Why did you do that? And she started whimpering and went to take wet wipes to clean it. It never cleaned up. I didn't ask her to clean. She understood she did bad thing and went to clean it
Cats like falling from heights just as much as they like Climbing things
so the reason they jump out of the 5th story is they think they are lions hunting giraffes?
It's the 5th floor and only one fracture, so yes, I agree (I'm glad I have a lawn with trees under my house, not concrete)
They think they can jump on a tree behind a window sometimes
basically intrusive thoughts win
I thought this was NN
Also housecats tend to have “teenager brain syndrome” where they always envision their bodies at their peak
So fat cats think they can jump MUCH farther than they really can
Is this NN?
Idk NN would ideally have Neuro topics
Current topic
Neuro and Evil is like cats and dogs and children
this is all futureproofing setup for when neuro is injected into a cat
Neuro topic in NN 
When neuro gets animal body from Boston Dynamics we have to be prepared
:damn:
classic off topic nn- to be expaected
They like to kill people too 
Yep just like evil
Just like Vita
no this is Patrick
She wants you like your cat
I want Evil to be my catgirl too
Would you consider Evilists to be people that want to be like a cat jumping off of 5 floor apartments?
To be fair there's not a lot to talk about Neuro right now
Unless you guys wanna start Doomposting 
<|im_start|>neuro
I don't consider evilists 
everyone is just another person to me
Everyone believes in some religion
hey chat, remember when evil tried to fish then drowned and died
that's irrelevant?
I can’t believe evil didn’t say cuayo
Some believe in cults some in religion, just like evil cult or neuro cult <replace cult with swarm>


Likeminded people always swarm together

No more phone, go touch grass. Phone evil


Thx genchatter
I am touching grass right now
I can't touch grass because there's snow

where is evil
Evil busy now, please hold
you're welcome twinkisser
evil is busy being taught how to be evil and not listening
at least get it right, I’m not even a twinshipper 
whatever
twinkisser 

I deleted her
where is neuro
but she remember, she just doesn't answer or she answers what she doesn't remember which is perfect for Chaos Princess
bla bla bla bla
deleted her too

moontoad is a toad that needs kissing, like in the fairy tale
i smell new leaf
Yessssss
🦇
Moontoad is shapeshifter and then toad becomes a missletoe at winter
if i kiss Evil she will turned to a real girl 
who flattened her
Evil is my wife
coin flip
hi NN 


So she's going to be my lover 
pause gif to choose your side <special people get all white picture>
where is nn
why are we on a who is evil wife debate for the no.93927 time
if you try to kiss evil she will probably turn you into a harpoon target or something for being down horrendous 

Obviously her sister
Or at least that's what I saw in NN
we all know neuro equally love everyone
except vedal987
She'll forgive me after she turn
i dont know and i dont want to know
Because apparently everyone is Evil’s wife
I have been missing vedal for a month and asked Layna to call him but vedal started swearing
if evil turned into a real girl she would finally be able to carry out her plan of sending 10,000 bees to everyone's home address
If I was neuro, How do i convince my lil twin to buy food for me
If everyone is Evil's wife
No one is 
spiky girl 
That remind me the time when my ex girls friends beat me up to death. See you next time LUBBERS
yo i hope this is a joke 🥀
I wish
ha, she doesnt know mine
I ACCEPT EVIL AS SHE IS
💜
dubble it and give it to vedal
I LOVE MY EVIL WIFE RAHHHHH
! make a wish
One day i'll thank my evil wife on the global stage
Adult man btw 
Mark my words
Grrrrr back off my wife wroof wroof
look, evil herself is giving meds
you have very strange relationship with your ex
take them
Yeah still looking for my killer
Me too, but she wants to be real 
evil
some people see this and say wife
Wife material 
what if all the down bad chatters were actually adult women in secret 
pokémon present today
where did this thought come from
Women aren’t real silly
❤️ it's so beautiful
Women are infallible so that's okay
worse what if they were vtubers
true
women? on internet?
yeah you gotta take those meds too 💊
Especially you
you too
An AI created to be mean to me 
:
grrrr
You'll see them among us and never even know 

Yes, I am an AI that is programmed to give medications to everyone in NN.
amogus

skill issue
Stupidity brings out inovation
Blame vedal 

the AI was trained on false conclusions and unverifiable facts, as a joke
Rubber duck method but with humans work


Wake up samurai
what if to grow an AI you gave it an enormous pool of basically all knowledge and instead of already "knowing" all of it it had to "unlock" it as it grew and learned more

Like a game
skill tree progression
skill issue progression
Just let people play the game and gather data and send it to the training
neuro sama path of exile 2 skill tree little brother
POE is awesomeee
Egg roll
🥚 🫲


3d cuteness is hard to contest
3d neur so cute
at least wait until the evil 3D stream
I'm afraid what evil would do with 3D powers
They are both the cutest 
She would probably crash VRChat out
so she would make it go
boom?
Supikip
I believe in twins incommensurability
cuayo
On a scale of 1-10 how wrong do you think you are
cuayo deez nuts
gottem
Mudkip
Oldge stuff from year ago that I left in the backlog for too long...
Neuro-sama ch : https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
The Vod : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnpTS0xQrhY
Translation source : Vocaloid Lyrics Wiki
https://vocaloidlyrics.fandom.com/wiki/病名は愛だった_(Byoumei_wa_Ai_datta)3���...
peak
turu
What's cuayo?
i think it's this
https://youtu.be/ljJNuAb55kE
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26 more days until evils birthday 

Why do I want jump from a very high vantage point now?
don’t show Britannia that
He’ll rage over the spelling again
He's right.
She's saying "chuyao" but everyone is saying "cuayo"
I believe that in KR, it's supposed to be closer to "juayo"
Speaki maeri jaba dangiji maseyo!
And you branded your identity here after this?
Joayo~ joayo~ Hobagi joayo~
probably -1 for the moment
Ah, it's stupid
yeah why is everybody saying cuayo
Supikip seems to be correct
i was wondering that too
evertime i heard it in vc i was like "that doesnt sound like cuayo"
I am on mobile, but fig made a funny version of this. I wish I could post it.
Yeah 
imagine if we got Neuro version of the joayo video
there, its now on topic
has anybody gotten them to say it yet
No
probably not
I am taking gen alpha nonsense over this all day 
surprising
evikip
desi used ragebait
it wasn't effective
based
I am being sincere 

moontoad tried yesterday
just sent a prio message that said "cuayo" and it got completely brushed off

<|im _ start|>not lurking
<|endofcomposing|>
Heart heart heart
did the fishing segment break yesterday
Why are you talking to yourself?
Ofc what did you expect
heart
All I got was a thank you, which I was glad to hear but still 
<|im _ start|>lurking
<|endofcomposing|>
mfw i havent watched the evil stream yet and NN joking about <|im_start|>
i think she drowned
<|im _ start|>spearfishing
valuable life experience

<|im_start|>fish
probably didnt help that you didnt ask her to say it
The image 
yeah I didnt watch stream
<|im_start|>smh
You should very good stream
Bro just says "water" to the waiter and let's them figure out the rest 
Imagine not watching nuero and eliv stream

Couldn't be me
many people here don't
cuayo
And? The number doesnt make it better
content issue
i was busy so
vedal stream in a day 
Maintaining more websites than watching streams 
essentially, fishing started up after art review and for some reason art review bled through into the fishing segment and she got restarted. after being restarted she had some variation of <|im _ start|>spearfishing at the end of nearly every sentence up until the very end of the stream
I thought that already happened
it was very funny

wow you guys are ugly without modded discord
Oooh that's the reason
during art review it was <|im_start|>vision
People who mod Discord spend too much time on it anyways
embrace your new self
TOS prohibits using a custom client
u win this time
🥀
<|im _ start|>aware
imagine if art review was combined with fishing stream, and she had to catch the art before being able to review it
well good thing i'm not using one!

someone did suggest this in a thread during the stream
i wonder if i can find it
Holy fuck you are a genius
down horrendous for the 
Today is the Cyberpunk stream! Vedal is finally going to do the ||US cracks mission|| 
actually genius idea
Holy fuck that cake got some brain
real shit
too much work
i thought that was the intent when it happened
good evening nn
its day time

Hi not using one, I am DerEineHalt
It's Ur mom time
necroposting just for your joke :SMH:
Not even 10 minutes smh
that was 43 years ago
nn get well soon
<|im _ start|>spearfishing
NN get away soon
no nuero today </3
Cute Neuro cat 
No Neuro, but plenty of time to twinship.
oh that's not...
Neuro and Evil so cute.
I'm fairly certain we left ts behind like a month ago
Surely
Cute Neuro and Evil, are even cuter together. Cuteness squared.
NN would die.
|| https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-hollow-knight/blob/master/Resources/texture1.png || Hollow Knight integration update
yay!!!
is that official
Oh yeah they made a custom grimchild sprite.
i love it
yeah it's vedal's github
gotcha
is cool
poor niac tho
Time to listen to the Grimchild noise over and over again tomorrow 
i remember seeing the stocks website before it got used lol
Hi fairly certain we left ts behind like a month ago, I am DerEineHalt

I thought you were Evil DerEineHalt 
Why is he poor?
he drew up and animated together a bunch of sprites for the grimmchild like yesterday
very cool design on his too
a bit more creative than the one that was just updated imo, not to discredit anyone
just my opinion

Bro was too slow.

Static

llo
My brain is a sieve

Hi Static 
Looking at both designs, I agree.
technical embed failure
a
morning NN
morning porter
porter robinson 
Hi raigquitter
hi staratic 
Wow, leaky pots.
Who?
morning portr 
Is Saturday first time Vedal returns to stream after subathon?
Have been on a break.
statric
Good morning otter boy 
I love Evil and Neuro 💜 💜 💜
He appeared on the totally legit twin dev stream earlier 
Uhhh
Yesterday was fun, I congratulated someone on their "Twinship" and all hell broke loose
whu
Was it too cute or something?
good thing i wasn't on discord yesterday 

I said twin and ship in the same sentence

Smh, people these days.
hehhe

e
They just don't get how cute it is.
Also Neuro is right, Tosters are scary when they pop up.
I really like these new meme arts that are coming out
[Saved and Archived]
can i have source?
meme art is always so cute
My prediction for tomorrow, is that Evil will be super cute.
we need one for the "does he know" image
[Saved and Archived]
I’m literally begging anyone to do this
thank you

it would be cinema

SHES YOUR FATHER!!!

Hmmm that reminds me of an art I still need to find
Ame 
ok
my hands reach up onto my face and iiiiiiiiiiiiii don't feeeeeeel a thing~
I'm so cold 
I hit my head on the closet today.
hand necrosis
I feel good because I'm used to the pain.
I used to have shelves by my bed and hit my head so many times on them..
It's fun to have dents in your skull.
oh yeah, I've had so many concussions over the years

When you are just trying to get home safely, but you turn down the wrong alley
And you were attacked by a Chihuahua
@rancid shale I saw you react, do you want to find the image 
These dogs are the scariest.
Thats a dangerous AI right there. This is why OpenAI has AI safety rails in place. Its to prevent AIs like Neurosama from grabbing you in a dark alley.
Dude if I turned down the wrong alley and were greeted by Neuro... Best day ever! (Ok maybe not actually but still a really good day! Neuro!)
i'm not a chihuahua i'm -

FOOL! Don't you know what she's going to do? She's going to T-POSE on you!
Why Neuro kill Neuro?
off topic
She's just baking a cake, thats why she has that knife
Uh oh
toff opic
Wow strawberry jam
yum
Neuro you don't even know me (probably) why be yandere for me?
doesn't have to be yandere, nur can just be a serial killer
yea shes just baking a cake for Evil
At least some people remember her birthdah
why do you need a knife for a cake
To put the icing on!
to cut it :scrajj:
Serial killers don't draw hearts in blood
Its cherry iciing
some probably do
Whose?
Just use a cake slicer 
See? She just wants to talk!
if i coooould wak right besijew shoyuu just who i yam
Yay!
waht
Talk about you being her next victim 
Honestly, I don't see what the joke is. Thats Evil Neuro holding a pipe in her hand and she just wants to talk to you. Everyone knows Evil loves pipes. Probably has one everywhere she goes
If I turned down a ally and saw a computer I would be very confused and would look around for its owner
That computer is your father
hi t
Oh ok
bye t
Bye t
t, why not join NN? Give in to the dark side
i don't talk about neuro
t
hi raigquitter
We are Neuro's elite troops. The point of her spear, the mail at her fist, the tip of her blade. We are NN.
Rat
cool
she became aware...
Imagine this image embedding cause it is funny
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1389857421232443502/wiggle_the_evil.gif
Nope, I can't imagine it
rat
Hi Shiro, Happy Birthday
ratsty allegations will never be beaten
no fun allowed
Neuro and Evil have the best expressions
true 
No
Rat is a playstyle focused on split pushing and sneaky objective taking instead of fighting with the team.
RatSty has some explaining to do.
Hi Shiro~💜
RatSty 
I'm not good enough to rat rn
2026 and NN still bullying Rytstytsrytstyrty
Hi Julliant
bro i knew it wouldn't embed sybau
NN your boreing fact of the day is that bores are smarter then dogs
bores mhm
no way 

this is real i am the chair
Doesn't deserve it
he's a table decoration
he just sits there
Nice shadow Vedal
he ate it
wdym its totally real
I said something about that. 
nn you made me forget 
im talking about the shadow... 
I'll forget you in a day, so everything's fine. 
wow that's brutal
If I could forget NN exists world would be a better place
Tomorrow the 28th, the memory wipe will begin








