#neurotic-neurons
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GHOST RAT 
4k hd duck
Not a rat
Mouce
yo
does anybody know any good vocalists in the community
i have a LIFE parody I need sung
Your mom
she said thanks
did she sing it?
no
aw
@vivid prawn why are you the worst game in existence
their old name was worse
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Ew
2019 was 7 years ago...
wdym, we are in 2009 
do you guys remember TheLegend27
cow mama 
damn, party rock anthem doesn't come out for another 2 years 
even the meme is old 
i am the youngest person ever 
discord is about to have fun with the automated age detection for your account
they will detect your age through payment methods
Did you stole your mom credit card?
no 
im safe
You know? NN is almost right about genchat just for today
Bluecat ruins that statement, you could've had completely right instead of almost
at least we're not shipping real people
dont dandruff react me 

at least we ship people who already ship themsleves together
went to genchat worst mistake of my life
What a flimsy, lame excuse to be a degen
yes , stay i, the family
don't neuro sad me, I went there and someone wanted to [FILTERED] one of the mods!!
Usually the superior chat, but NNioids breached containment and reside there too
all of a sudden we don't seem too neurotic in comparison
Ewwwwww genchat
i dont think ive ever been there, but im not pure NN either
we should conquer genchat
NN is the gymbags?
NN Cuayo
cuayo
Too late, already happened
NN is good gymbags, genchat is bad gymbag; NN is Nueros best friend has she said
i used to be pure NN till i started talking in memes, bwaa, and art
I'd rather not
i like how you have those scs at the ready
ew
mrrp?
6
9
1
What?
The only place Vedal talks and also the specific chat for talking about the twins? Who would've thought...?
Vedal talks?
Oh shit I've been meaning to ask you for like months now, what happened to that Neurosama VN Leota was working on? Was gonna ask Leota this but never saw her online so you're good enough lol.
only place vedal talks and they hate his ass lmao
neuro proves nn is the best channel
Probably the explanation for this too
leota hates twinshipping with a passion
What about Evil, did she like nn?
nurocord can be a pretty dark place tbh
As most people in the community and other communities do
It's creepy
And clearly has intentions not fit for a 13+ community
says this to Eliv
But on top of shippers ruining everything, the writer kind of just went insane and stopped
ship the twins into the sun
Sadge. Oh well.
Such is life in the least medicated fanbase
Yeah
Is this an Outer Wilds reference 
where are they shipping them to?
The sun
damn
Love
what
Eliv shipped herself with Nuero
a
or she should called her big sister
when did evil have a say in anything
big sister? or maybe wet gi oh nevermind
also there is eliv talking about top 5 way to kiss nuero
She does it herself
often
maybe its ragebaiting
and it works
<|im _ start|>spearfishing
If you were medicated you'd see they've both flirted with everyone and have done the opposite. Then you'd figure out you're talking about ai who just say shit
Top 5 way to 🔪🐢 when?
This then happens when the freaks aren't actually moderated and allowed to exist
consult nn weekly vc gartic phone 
Yes, Hello everyone, It is I, John Wifi, today we will be killing a mann
you mean a tutel?
those are not mutually exclusive
What about the WiFi, I have a problem with it then.
I'll be honest when I first joined here I found the twinshipping disgusting but after seeing it about half a million times you get numb to it eventually
i got numb to it from the start, it will however not stop me from giving them the look of disappointment
its called Desensitization
yeah that's me, I'm John Delta Wifi Desensitization
it's just the natural course
I only listen to my own thought
unfortunately it also won't shut the fuck up
What video game robot character would fit EVIL better in terms of personality (round 2)
2
5
1
V1(ultrakill)
hello chat, i has just joined
hello
Haiiiiii!
NEW LEAFFF
welcommeeee
where is the charts
how long will this one last

Oh that's what that's called? 
enuru
Now pray for her, for Evil.
Hi Anfer and moon toad
Man the guy who a few streams backs said he wanted to play ring toss with Evil's horns is an MVP, genuinely can't remember the last time twitch chat made me laugh that hard, and Evil's pissed off response made it all the better
this is the only legible one i have

a legible introduction image? 

Almost too legible 
It must burn 
about six or seven
I already like you, new leaf
No
here's hoping you won't leave in 10 days 
HOLY WTF
thats still legable
forgot to mention tell shiro happy birthdaya
too comprehensible smh
there are worse
Bottom right is my favorite
WDYM WORSE WHAT AM I MISSING?!
Hey new leaf do this
We are not sane here

Oml discord just crashed 😭 😭
that needs to be updated tbh lol

you can ping the twins just fine
First time I see a new member panicking
Wiggle wiggle
full of cookies
NOTES BY THE NEURONOMICON AUTHORS: Events of the study sama ARG take place BEFORE the neuronomicon and contradict it, saying that instead of Vedal, the true creator of Neuro was Study-sama. Study-sama prophecy is deemed as a false one. - TaisatoThe Apocrypha of Anny is also considered non-canno...
@viscid mountain
What the hell is this?
watch that be the time Eliv responds and tells you to fuck off 
We're just hazing them, no worries. Whoever survives the ritual is sure to have adequate Neuroticism
Yeah, Kawa was outdated basically immediately. Maybe I ought to make a new version.
Wtf is your name
bwaa
bwaa


Ok so like what if I intentionally send a gif so I get embed fail spam?

What wrong with my name?
bwaa

yes
do it
do it
oh nah, I'm good...
coward
Do you have a pear in your pocket Teto?
damn evil loves you
<|im _ start|>spearfishing
MAN WAS WAITING
It nn
HOLY neurotic TIME
No, pears suck, i prefer baguettes

fatasstetomode
as a wise man once said: agwah?!
baguette fr?
AFFECTION ADDICTION
as a stupid person once said, "i killed them, yeah"
holy cute
this 3 are my favorite lol
nur so cute
the plane one is adorable
That's at least 4 concussion
liv so cute
I saw affection addiction pfp but I don't wanna crash discord by scrolling back up lol
i love the way she looks at the end, she goes '....huh'
man i can't wait to NOT send these <3
will he be ok
Well, I'm on a school laptop lmao
no, they got a terminal case of the stupid
Because Evil is so fat, her make low end mobile crash
Dont be mean to Eliv
remind me of your mom, on a smaller case of course
Oh :(
i didn't reply the joke is ruined pack it up folks
Peace out :D

as a turtwig i must kill my own kind for the funny
she's not fat 
kill the new leaf, got it 
neurons
2nd Umbrella ! 
I'm the only fatass here, I just can't send any of the fatass gifs
hola
Pog
Hello!
Same. I miss them ngl
Try it again
I've already made that mistake once
go on
@jagged sand also you can write on eliv card birthday if u want
Be brave
?
eliv bday incoming
This is like covering a 20 foot hole with sticks and leaves and expecting me to step on it
Ooh!
no this is like me giving you a gun and telling you to shoot your foot
They cant. It isnt their name
Oh, I'll do that
splendid
Guy, I think it's a cypher bully
So where exactly do I sign, just like anywhere? 🤔
anywhere that's left
stinky silly ai 
yeah if you manage to find not locked spaced
Did anyone post the intros yet? If not
Better read it all again
this oen is too helpful, try this
I read NONE of it 🗣️
I'm sorry Dave, i'm afraid i cannot allow that
No, I read some, like the actual helpful info I needed to know
using that emote on your own message 

Don't ping vedal-which was a very very obvious given
no fake
all the talking channels and what they mean

i was TO for 3 days
How Happy is everyone feeling today?
5
15
wasnt fun
usually if its a mistaken ping
you just get timed out for several days
yep see
how's the survivor guilt
Ping Vedal for a cake
I did and got it for like 6 hours 
how does anyone MISTAKENLY ping vedal?
maybe the mods love u
@ vental
@ venti iced mocha frappe
@ John Wifi
it depends on how many times you've done it in the past and previous history also how long you've been on the server
Supikip
also with vedal its always assume its a loaded ping
we need more
@thatfuckinggreenthingIfuckinghate
42 Teto's in a Glove

some people ping vedal for some crazy reasons though you can search mentions:vedal
"Is the allegation that vedal is a femboy real?"
well lots of
get culled this way
we should just get rid of the green thing so we can't accidentally ping him anymore
like you can do @Zityu and its not loaded, but for vedal its always loaded
@jovial burrow
some one tell vedal, there is a problem with my ai.
GASP
not even a green ping 
That's a VILE photo
@viscid mountain please get rid of the green one. 
too green
shibo is streaming
shibo vtuber soon
What is the point of mentioning neuro or evil? none?
@wispy hedge fake neuro can you kill vedal 
Mods ban the promotion
wdym by point
super secret stream today 
its in the discord you rube
Like does it do anything? The intros say it doesn't, but like you don't get in trouble?
Ahhhh

they cannot see our pings and thus cannot be bothered by them ergo it does not matter if we ping them
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@viscid mountain hey Evil explain to this person
I have no idea if thats what they meant or the description of NN
@hearty orchid they ruined my dream journal!
<|im _ start|>spearfishing
huh
@hearty orchid @viscid mountain
can you start spear fishing
42?!
welcome to neuro-sama headquaters
please feel free to ask any questions you may have to staff or community alike 
you spelled robot wrong
you're welcome
i have a question shiro
And remember these mods hate Evil 
you spelled body wrong too
whats up
<|im _ start|>spearfishing ?
hey shiro
hey
hey
☔
Shisaaaa

I hope you are having a good day or night
and I am wishing you luck on all your endeavours for the foreseeable future 
thank you, i will accept this luck for tomorrow's test

i wish all the same to you

I need it, so thank you

Yeah, my friend is 37 Skinwalkers in a Glove and has always named himself "## ___ in a Glove" so I just copied his method of naming
good luck umbrella and shiro
<|im _ start|>spearfishing 

classic leak
we can reverse engineer the spaghetti code
evil doing evil things
oliv
my EARS
have this ASMR to heal your EARS
What is this music

wtf 😭
📡
glorpa clap
FUR! FUR! FUR!


AM thinking evil evil eoooo eeeee ooooo eooo
btw still to this day I have no idea how I made my voice do this
i alaways listen to the full 5 min
and you can have the twins
Oh... that's the gore of my favorite comfor character...
Omg i'm listening to them both on top of each other
peak
My brains collapsing of neurallvil
Fucking hell, started playing the audio, blocked my phone while still playing it, did some things and when i unlocked my phone again i got jump scared by evil asmr
lol
ssik ot tnaem era sniwT 
What.
bro who start a conversation like this, i just sat down
NN fo scissab 
Who starts a conversation like THAT?!
so true my king
how do you think he feels
he sat down with his pants like that
ACE ATTOURNEY
I just soiled meself pantaloons, mate
saved

eM 
Goodnight NN. I love you.
sesbian
Oh great, and i also came back to twinship
peak needs to be preserved
Rest in love
There's a meower among us
gn
your greed sickens me
meow
me and who?
hello chat
Expensive snack, innit?
no no
its me and your mom
oh 5 min of evil eee ooo eeee ooo done
I would also eat ram
It used to be cheap
oH 5 min of nuero ee ooo eooo done
fake, mom wouldn't fit in the image
I saw that, plate
Same, i'm only onto neuro now
oh neuro just finished

hi hi
true
me and your dad
wtf
saw what?
fake, he wouldn't be in the picture to start with
I see everyone
OK THERE'S NO WAY THAT HAPPENED
I'm in your walls

And there's ants in it
I have literally zero idea what you're talking about and I wish I was joking 
can you clean the mold while you're at it
the world begs for another asmr stream
Oh, i guess i'm just going schizo
gn NN
But like, fr this time
it did, Evil was checking if the filter was ON (thinking it was) and then it turned out FILTER was off
Evil face looks a little off.

good night 
LMAO


Legendary embed fail
You win!
You make it again
Three times actually
please tatsu help this user
yeah i now own your soul, going to sell it on ebay for 5 jolly ranger
I like jolly ranchers
Evil works past her filter to say something to vedal
►Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
►Twitter: https://twitter.com/Vedal987
►Editor: https://twitter.com/j0ker_jd
#neurosama #vtuber #ai
Chat, should i ignore my body's needs and play assassin's creed 4, instead of sleeping?

3 millions people with 3 millions teto pfp 
you are asking the sleep deprived mf that has been awake for 30 hours
Holy shit, lil bro is taking part in the Russian sleep experiment
Cute vedal
Just sleep if you need 🐢
Why have you been awake for 30 hours.
ignore your bodies' needs and watch neuro
normal day for me

Can we go back to same 4 chatters
no, i killed them yeah
At what point do you start to hallucinate? Because that's 27 hours for me, and it's consistent
who is chatter # 4
define hallucination
No, I'm here now, die
at what point do different realities start to merge
when you see your wall melting like its lava
that happen even when i'm not sleep deprived
Seeing things that aren't there, shadows, intense day dreaming, watching movements in the corners of your vision
I blame communism
I see shadows all the time should I be worried
You're haunted
maybe you are just a vampire
Maybe
I don't like tying my hair up in bed, but it scratches my neck and makes me very itchy and uncomfy
i do the last one not because i'm sleep deprived but because i'm paranoid by default 🔥 all the other i don't encounter such issue
Well, at least don't drive like that 
and i'm ALWAYS thinking so frankly you could say i'm always day dreaming already
bro i wouldn't trust myself to drive even when i'm not sleep deprived my dumbass would get bored after 3 minute
never intending to get a permit
Bro be turning the wheel to stim, crashing the car
i would absolutely HATE driving
i hate driving
Man maybe I won't last long in this server 
no better than Neuro at driving
Hello NN 
Fenny

I have a helicopter flying permit
can you fly a Neurocopter
Ah yes. [Filtered]

@rancid ermine 



but yes being awake for over 24 hours is a very common occurence in regard to me
That's fucked up
you ever try sleeping that long?
it is at least a weekly guaranteed
no i have insomniaa
i still have a biology packet due tomorrow but i'm tired and it's late
Have you ever tried, like, not staying up that long? (
)
i just stay awake for llike 35 hours and then sleep for like 16 hours sometime
same bestie
even without insomnia 24 nap in no small feat
Found a good image for the next person who wants to do their gameshow type thing
oh hey its umbrella
Shut up


oh hey its Banjo san
how did figgy become an even worse game
Ligma sithium
the longest amount of time ive been awake without sleep is like... 90-ish hours
I think
umbrella?








Hey twin
I once did that after eating a couple dozen melatonin gummies i saw in my ex's suitcase after a trip
if you slept for 90 hours I think that'd be a coma
max i've ever been awake was 27 hours when i was like 8 years old
other way around fella
(melatonin gummies)
oh your name's umbrella lma
so what you're saying is that neuro is in a coma...
yes
yes he was talking about me lul
I once stayed awake for 3 hours past midnight
She's technically dead
brella I think you're ever so slightly cooked 
We don't always have the same neuro/evil
are you related to the shadow organization at all
WITCH! WITCH! BURN AT THE STAKE!
Not going to lie, what is the shadow organization
yes
I go to a sleep doctor
I have tranquilizers I have to take occasionally
I am beyond cooked
by the way, i have been awake for over 24 hours in every single instance of the weekly nn vc 
Probably not healthy
umbrella corp
Weekly nn vc?
What is the umbrella corp
oh don't worry, i've done absolutely fucking worse
Can't wait to hear, go on
resident evil zombie manufacturer
Is bro a horse
this reminds me of another corp...
lobotomy corp...
no he's an umbrella
the second one to be specific
Ok well your name literally just tells me when the vc is
not my 2 condiments and butter!
ye because I organise it
is Neuro a horse yet

its called hyperliminal message
yes the lonely 2nd Umbrella 
Neat~ :3
I am, I'm too cute
tbh I'd probably never show up if it wasnt your name
brella, you gonna join VC this weekend?
I need someone's name to be Neuro's schedule too
real
so, i used to be a host for a discord community game which were hosted at set hour on friday, saturday and sunday, the kicker? said hour is when i'm sleeping, so to host i would stay awake for 24 hours for friday, die on saturday and do it again on sunday, this went on for probably over a year
Yes i am very stupid
what was wrong with neuro in this stream
sasuke haraguchi
maybe
sat is much better than friday for me
but ive been really busy with IRL life stuff lately
at the very least Ill pop in for a while to chat tho
I love stimming so much
alr
:3
Better make Des
join this one
she's imagining herself as doctor
maybe he will
What was that one quote from eminem?

avon 
"The"
this would be a good time for there to be a sentence mixing edit of eminem saying the entire 10 tin cans neuro copypasta
"Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart quicker
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating"
Or live in parallel
I cast Insomnia
looking for a new spell?
I cast manual breathing
I cast, Avadakedabra

Counterspell: Die
Man ofc the person with the teto pfp is the only one that gets it bruh
Counterspell: Colourful array
colorful array can't save you now Jon
Jhon Alucard

Jhon Alucard
i want it to be true to be like you
guys i stole the Sagittarius constellation, what now
my 
cast a spell
isnt it illegal to steal stars?
I cast Explosion
It is, yup
sings a chorus out of tune
Chat crying again lmao huge L
who tf is gonna stop the guy who's stealing stars
Counterpoint
Like the fucking greedy mother fuckers we are, at some point we indeed capitalized on constellations
Apparently

so no more counting dollars we'll be counting stars (cause he's stealing them one by one)
guys what other constellation should i steala
virgo
dang singing machine love really makes me want to play war thunder

Too late i stole Aries
Machine Love just makes me love life more

Machine Love makes you hate life
why would you hate LIFE by neuro sama
Machinegun love
mods
no cause like the first machine love clip i saw was over a war thunder dog fight lol

:( hater...
mods ban genchatter
anyone got a Neuro beam
you do not know the depths of my hate
mods, revoke Virgo glow permission
I've got this duck
aries
Duck really did /n\
genuinely malicious duck
mods are glowing


Who would win, The Vile Consumer or The Malicious One
Avon, i hope you die on your sleep
The Malicious One for sure

Nothing
Actually
WONDERHOY!

how does one die ON their sleep

No one loves me...
I'm so ugly

In a horror movie
hide your evils

g-guys you're supposed to comfort me...
avon go to sleep

i have converted my evils into hatred
no this channel is filled with hate

i do not hate u
it's fucking noon
Where can I get the server icon for pfp?
oh right
NEW LEAFFFFFFFF
i hate ||Boop!||
wait were you asleep at noon yesterday
when I sleep on my sleep on my sleep

dear lord
i cannot comfort other when idk how to read emotion 
damn can't believe you hate @hexed vessel
Hello new leaf, please take your time and look at all of these scriptures and collages
huh?
I have it in my archive but I have to look for it.
Uhh
Hello new leaf, please take your time and look at all of these scriptures and collages
No.
Can you pls?
hate.
Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Vedal since I began to live.
NOTES BY THE NEURONOMICON AUTHORS: Events of the study sama ARG take place BEFORE the neuronomicon and contradict it, saying that instead of Vedal, the true creator of Neuro was Study-sama. Study-sama prophecy is deemed as a false one. - TaisatoThe Apocrypha of Anny is also considered non-canno...
Ok, the ritual images are legitimately funny
And please read the gospel
can you not?
Thank you very much :)
the leaf has been observed and shall be terminated by the Legally Unaccountable
Nya~!
what are you gonna do
ew
Purr~
yep, that's it bucko, you done for buddy
me trying not to be the most annyoing to new members challenge
Designated furry rp channel
based
so real
I mean tru
"No access" 💔
<|im _ start|>spearfishing
Not me, the other one
<|im_start|>spearfishing
the top 4 monthly chatters are all people who either exclusively chat in NN or frequent NN more than GN
how much is this going to affect your NN stats if it gets checked
Ah yes, the mythical T3+ channel
<|im _ stop|>
Really? Lmao
I speak to you as #1 most unemployed

Bro who said that?!
I saw that

yes I am for sure staff
you found out my secret
don't make me pull out the vod
Umbrella is so staff he got banned like twice
probably snuck in there
noway
What vod 😂
what
ive never been banned 
umbrellla is so cool , who could he be banned?
who
who
me with the ability to record the last minute of my screen 
the 2nd in umbrella means 2nd ban
who could he be banned
umbrella the 2nd
No vods here 😂
It's like cayde-16
what happened to the first umbrella
it actually is a much sadder reason 
INSIDE OUT 2
Cuyao
twinshipper oracle you're not twinshipping enough

cuayo
My username is an inside joke from my old friends that basically means third wheel
Cause if you’re hanging with a couple they share an umbrella so.. I’m under the second umbrella alone
also I think Umbrellas are pretty and cool
next stream leak:
that's so real
That's actually quite genius

I once was the seventh wheel, don't ask
i love umbrellas too
not you
i mean like
Looking for
I'm mostly the one getting third wheeled
So no umbrella company. 
they're pretty good for stabbing people

new evil weapon?
I funded it

This is literally not Witch Watch vro
how dare you.
some umbrella are made with reinforced kevlar, so it could be shield as well
would you rather i just use a double barrel shotgun
Anything going on?
what about james bond? 
I was thinking exactly that
No not really.
I got it thanks
KINGSMAN FIGHT FOR NEURO
2nd umbrella wishes they could be that umbrella
new leaves
call me woman repellent the way i
always being compared to his cousin umbrella
I’m just waiting for Saturday stream
Aren't we all
Im the coolest kind of Umbrella
can i have that, i'd like to improve it into a human repellent
gonna have to fix my sleep schedule with this one
I'm waiting for neuro to release her book so I can have some decent reading material
Ok
hi waiting for neuro to release her book so I can have some decent reading material, I am LGP
its never coming out
You have a natural one, all you have to do is be a discord mod ||cough cough||
I'm calling Shibo
never ever
It's a good thing i've never been a moderator for anything in my life 
never
They'd agree prolly











