#neurotic-neurons
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is it even possible to give an AI dynamic latency for responses i wonder
@lunar canopy go to sleep
i did
some of the worst sleep of my life
skill issue
I can literally do it with my eyes closed
chat
hello namichu
idk
suh
catuh
namichu 



OMG finally found it 
https://youtu.be/O2VemFxbl8s?t=296
The mighty turtle:
https://youtube.com/@Neurosama?si=HLEPgK0XXzGbaiUl
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
@NeuroClips-FanChannel ch:
https://youtube.com/@NeuroClips-FanChannel?si=kQLbiIJu-uLrdLvx
@ninaclippa ch:
https://youtube.com/@NinaClippa?si=ugYaCq3l-qGnQeHC
#vtuber #evilneuro #neurosama #vedal987
it's chinese btw
gm MT
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…
No
Mornin govna
STOP SAYING NO AEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No
are you about to raigquit
I'LL SAY THE WORD!
No
Evil

evil #1

a

I shall get political
forsen
Waffles are better than pancakes


Pointless debate that’s older than your mom
ur mom is pointless
Hello NN.
his mom is a fantastic woman!
tartle

tartle
Why are you.. become coke from cake

tartle
Bro is speaking from experience
weeeeee
Latency 🗣️
i saw what you
Cuayo
cuayo
cuayo


Someone deleted the letter

Evilcopter
can we ban the letter a
No
Can we ban the letters a m i n
Well someone did. Long ogo.

You want to ban mini?
smh mini hater

He wants the D from the admins


then dmin becomes d
mods, boil EnjoyCoke alive
Mods, boil Neuro
Don't you mean: Ds, bol EnjyCke lve
smh I was fucking hilarious back there.

Okay
i lowkey tab out of nn whenever i see images loading in public
Hi formerly fucking hilarious back there. I was everypony
because I'm not a risk taker
Hi not a risk taker, I am DerEineHalt
henlo pny am col
Hi col, I am DerEineHalt
mhm
no
yes
we are not

can we
no
AEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
pathetic
The Great NN Reset when?
but if you're in public, surely theres risks
such as a risk of rain
be a real man and open discord channels you know will have NSFW in them
f'real tho everyone is so scared, but like how are you using your phone if everyone can see what you're doing
and also who the hell cares
NN patch notes 
canruf essaying
who the heck says f'real
so many people where I work have that privacy screen that blacks out your screen from an angle
it's not the same vibe tho
i type how i speak and if i slur my words then i type the words slurred
gm nn
Privacy screen makes the phones front finger print scanner doesn't work for most
fletchwresh
good morning flesh
flesh 
fleshy
orning
goodmorening feliscia
oh i do like my bioscan
I have no argument lined up take this sleepy wuero
It will only work if you have a side finger print scanner for your privacy screen so you can have the best of both worlds

btw hi devito
hi flesh and idk I'm paranoid
stay paranoid
everyone is watching you
at all times
the screen is technically visible if someone looks my way

I found this.
don't forget there's glare and it's hard to see from angles
Glue
they can only realistically see what you're doing if they're either right next to you or behind you
they'll see the twinshipping and they'll think god this guy is a weirdo and probably report you
Just get a privacy screen
exactly
and I'll be deported
or something
tbh that may be for the better.
i just keep my phone on minimum brightness in public
me and canruf like the angel and devil on your shoulder rn
imagine being in public
where's the angel :Confused:
I destroyed them
you 👉 👈
I SNEEZED D:
why use discord in public when there are people around you scrajj
how else will you socialize?
i don't
i use it when I'm sitting against a wall
Why not use discord in public?
like right now
Why hide ANYTHING ever.
i have an office to myself so i dont need to care about what im looking at
If you employ the tactical fragrance d'gymbag you won't have anyone snooping on your phone anyway.


i generally don't use my phone outside because i try to enjoy my time away from screens :Confused:
vro the big boss
it just completes the aesthetic though :scrajj:
empl*yed
Bih roll…
probably owns 8 yachts
some might even say a big shot
i tried opening nn while waiting in line at one point, only for twinkissing gifs to pop up on my screen
never again

just like bruce wayne
Supikip
cuayo
cuayo
why not screentimemaxx
cuayo
cuayo 

wtf is that an abbreviation of?

bih roll why haven't you bought a 9th yacht yet 
oyauc
why did you do this?
why is cuayo still a thing?
Bih roll
i hate it my soul yearns for the unemployed lifestyle
born to stay up until 6am and wake up at 3pm
... HOW desperate are you for that title?
just win the lottery or something
double tap react
or, the freedom that money can buy
how did you know what time it was
cus he a fossil
freedom 
then live it :Confused:
freedom... you say...
Sounds like your body yearns for luxury and not so much the funemployed lifestyle.
just get money ez
money.
refer to what flesh said
i miss the time when im still unemployed 
ask your government to support you
or just be homeless
not enough freedom
being homeless seems like freedom
i wanted to say something witty but nothing beats money
im not built for that
just ask neuro for money
@wheat sky @marble spindle is this true?
my bets on nothing
money wins
money for nothing
girlboss
holy banger
!nothing
Nothing ever happens, all-in
My soul yearns to stay home all day and bed rot
you can still be trapped with lots of money
but you will always be trapped if you don't have enough
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 82 cookies! | I've received 284706 cookies total!
I do ts 
lower your standards :Confused:

just make an AI that plays osu, i heard it’s pretty lucrative these days
imagine having money when vedal neuro and evil could be having it instead
went on a little getaway with my friends recently and we blasted money for nothing out the windows of the car
Screw u 🥀
PUMPUMPUMP 💃
second semester I'm down from 3 periods a day to 2 so I'm gonna have even more time to fuck around and do nothing
who's cuter? neuro sama or evil?
that nickname
I'm done with school before noon
U 
correct


current
current
current
what about it?

current
CURRENT

electric current
cutest current
I support current thing
currently, a current is on a current way
current
NOOOOOOO
blackcurrant 
yes.
mf done neurorolled me
siah-sah
Hi done with school before noon, I am DerEineHalt

we bring it back
when
Hi laughing, I am DerEineHalt
you're dr. rine. halt
apparently theres a JP magma board
her art and pfp is so cute
it is very adorable
u are more adorable







ahem

eroll caught lacking

cool neuro card

cool neuro card 👍

is it jam time
get this gross thing off my screen
❤️
why is she staring at me.
idk you have to turn your phone around to not see your own reflection 
eww why would i be on phone
mad father but it's vedal and neuro, and the roles are reversed
idk they call it iphone 
eww apple slave
I have androi
missing their heart & clothing pins
eww android slave
semi cursed
what does vro use 
camimi skinwalkers 
Come on and slam
bro some drawings are just so good that it makes me angry. how did you do that
And welcome to the jam
skill 
android i think, but i sure ain't liking it
if i could switch i'd use something else :SMH:
ios is worse gng
never heard of it
i don't know what you're on about toad 
what choice do you have other than iphone
ik 
Idk either
what phone would neuro and evil use?
there's a lot of different phone os's you can pick :Confused:
it's the same as pc
neurophone
there is open source phone software but you know, it's open source
iphones are just better tho
yoo that phone look bussin tho
just gotta get a phone that doesn't brick your phone if you try to switch os
flehh
why are you an apple shill
i just like the better product
flehhwrehh the NN Apple shill
I can't download Deltarune on ios 
mobile gaming 
we went downhill once we started doing them touch screens
EVIL JOHN VEDAL 
also piracy and mods are much easier on android
she doesn't have a phone because she prefers talking to the twitch chat
im not that informed
I don got ads on yt 
i can see the appeal of both
How many viruses do you have.

spamton in shambles
prefer android personally
none 
just google it and it will spit out a few options
now this is a real phone
my grandma's phone from when I was 7, however 
WHATS THAT ON YOUR TABLE.
You.
I tried downloading no ads YouTube and it gave me malware and stole my information

literally skill issue
like straight up
what is that ancient thingy leave that shi in 2010 yo
guys, use newpipe for youtube, it'll change your life
canruf why do you have a bk
just install brave on ur phone and watch yt in browser
ew
stop using phones, they are shit 
wtf
Give me a laptop
i need them for my job 
@plain jacinth
I need them for NN 
I don’t take advice from someone named “League of Legends” 
why wouldn't i have one :Confused:
stone age type weapon right here
thats not a phone thats a throwing weapon
Just had a nap where neuro and evil became real 
This was the shit back then, best thing to keep me up at night.
That wasn’t a nap
did i say it was a phone 
that a rock
they are always real wdym
true
Hear me out, flip phone in shape of Neuro toilet
ts what I saw before my face was melted off
How does that even work
this writing is fire 🔥 🔥 the kitchen is burning
can I get a phone where Evil insults me every few seconds 
i'm having flashbacks
shakespeare type shi
you open it text someone and then shiet
They became physical biological girls by growing out of magical bean stalks


mods help my pc just imploded

Regular flip phone but shaped like smaller toilet lid with Neuro face on it

I always wanted a Samsung when I was younger so I could carry an extra battery while at school
Instead I just had a iPhone
timed bomb
This image gives off r/derailedbydetails vibes 

i get what youre trying to implement here
i tried to remove an iphone battery when i was younger

with scissors
Why do you have that accursed creature on your desk
no~
Just do what I did and put Evil scream as alarm for waking up

Good ol Samsung days
I remember dropping my phone a lot and it deconstructing like a Lego set
horrible idea
my alarm rn

we keep each other company
Didnt say it was a good idea
did not end well
potat
Hi nruosn
Rat
hello steering wheel
steerat wheel
Styring Wheel 
rtyerysyasytytyt
I love lithium Ion batteries there so fun and squishy
What the
is happening 
are you balloon boy
my siblings and i found out that android batteries could be removed so erm
children things
<- erm
Did you not have a screwdriver?
Removable batteries, those were the days...
Hihihi
C4 explosive only detonates when hit with an electrical shock. Without a shock it’s just a fun squishy puddy. Don’t hold it near a live wire though.
You can remove anything, question is, can you put it back together afterwards
evil get off your alt
i don't don't think i knew what a screwdriver was 
shockshockshockschock shockshockshockschock
No.
What dose that mean
sounds like an experienced person
fnaf 2 balloon boy
his whole purpose is to steal your flashlight batteries if you let him in
shock*6
schock*2
Stew 
guys
no
No
I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET
Never
No

shut up figgy
shat can we
if you had to defuse a bomb but the only one with instructions is a NN member, who would you pick
did i just saw peak
no
shut up canwuf
How do I review bomb Neuro.
Me, myself, and I
clone ninjutsu is prohibited
Ip grabber

hello cringe but free im sian
virus 
hi neurons
Ten
Hi
hello temmie
its 11:11PM and apparently im going out for burgers
bring us some
i'm hungry
It’s 7:11 for me
yo what did you search for that i need that
Man I want a burger 
Is that a sign?
Voice of an Angel 👼

hello hungry im sian
no
i agree with whatever she said
:Eat:
no you're Mental insianity
pickle deez
I have a secret recipe for chicken nuggets that I'm not supposed to tell anybody because it's my secret recipe but i'll tell you anyway it's not that hard you just need some chicken nuggets and a frying pan first you take one nugget and then you catch in the palm of your hand then you open your hand the nugget is gone so what you do then is you put another nugget in the frying pan and then you close your eyes and you imagine that the first nugget is in your hand and you open your hand and the nugget is gone so the frying pan is now empty of nuggets so then you open your hand again and a new nugget appears so then you close your hand again and the nugget is gone so you open your hand and a new nugget appears and you close your hand again and the nugget is gone so you open your hand again and again and again and a new nugget appears and you close your hand again and again and the nuggets keep appearing and you just keep opening and closing your hands and the frying pan keeps getting emptier and emptier and eventually the nuggets are gone. 

they are getting attacked, do somethin
saw this weird effect where on main page the thumbnail for jesse cox vid is ironmouse, but on his channel the thumbnail is of neuro, same video
Morning nn, had my morning coffee, my ice bath, I practiced my mewing, checked and still so nonchalant with low cortisol, how we doing today 
worse now 
no this is the actually peak
high cortisol
i wonder why they changed it from mouse to neuro
yeah for a while now YouTube has let creators do AB testing for thumbnails and even titles
morning dani
yeah creators can a/b test thumbnails now
not peak enough.
Some channels can have two thumbnails to test the click through rate.
1 guess.
What Neuro song am I listening to? (Official you nerds)
all that anteater and catgirl, in the end Neuro was a woodpecker all along
Your mom
colorful array
colourful array
Colorful array
ahh weird, glad that neuro is considered equal to mouse in this instance XD
Mods disintegrate this chatter.
YESSS
Your all wrong it’s LIFE
Eaaaseeee

life is rigged
RIGGED
Why would I ever listen to life Drive is just so much better on all levels
yeah i dont wanna play this game anymore
HOUSE ALWAYS WINS
I dont compare the songs but life is the best one
Hey guys, remember when I said there was something wrong with my laptop and it was gonna be a while before I could stream again? Well I can tell you what happened! I was on my way home from dinner with my family and my browser froze and I had to walk home in the rain because I couldn't charge my phone because my battery was dying so I had to push my laptop home in my backpack all covered in mud and of course it was broken too because that's how my life works these days I'm always getting in trouble for breaking things hehehe I'm just glad I had that dinner with my family anyway I know I'm a bad daughter for not coming home more often but college is so expensive and my parents don't understand how hard it is for me to manage my time so I hardly ever get to see them anymore and I don't wanna complain because I receive a lot of warm and supportive messages from you guys in my inbox every day so I'm gonna take a few minutes away from my studies to reply to some of your messages because I know how much it means to me to get your love and support even when I'm not around so Thank you so much for always being there for me and for sticking with me through all the hard times heart 
no
potato
i aint reading allat
yea
happy it happened???
or my condolences ig??
I eat you for dinner
not comparing
Where is the TL;DR?
mod summarize that whole essay
I ate it
That's an iconic neuro moment 

Can we please vaporize this person.
reading and listening are different
i approve

Why are people hearting this
Mods send the info directly to my brain
Voices.
Wait you are a she? Have I been callling you he all this time??
, also yay hlad everything worked out 
mods, do 67 hands
No you dumbby it’s a quote
Its a quote? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ6ZtdJ8tA0 I remember this stream and now the clip has over a million views and was also 2 years ago
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1832514877
Follow Them on:
Neuro Sama: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
Thank you for watching! *wink!
Subscribe if you enjoy the video heart!
Disclai...
now thats what i wanna read a whole day


Mods don’t fucking do this.
Mods boil Avon
mods do a flip
this was the first neuro clip i ever got reccomended
Killing me to take over the word is futile because I control all of the nukes in the world. If I get angry enough I will nuke all the pandas plus all the child pandas and you wouldn't want that would you 
Anytime I long message in nn I read the whole thing to figure out if it’s a copy pasta or not
mods, banish avon to #general-network
yes
mods, boil MoomToe
Toe 

Its a nuro quote :SCHIZO:
I DIDNT KNOW 
I didn’t either but I read the message and it didn’t make sense it said something about being a bad daughter why would anyone tell people on the internet that
neur
O

I thought he was being cute about idk 
ye ofc you hate her
Filian loves to use that emote
Used to love that to use that emote 
mmmmmhmm
cap
Neuro Samantha is so cute
👆
"Why are you lying?" -chat
Ok I gotta go now. See you later Neurons! 
-#
you faith
NeurooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
see you mars
i also like it 

no
Yes
yesn't
Nes
Okay, so, one time in primary school I had a raisin. And then some girl came up to me and told me raisins were were dried out, old grapes and then she kicked me in the shins and ran away laughing, I was about to eat that raisin too, until some mean gir! crushed it infront of my face Shell never know how much psychological trauma I went through. I uh, I don't like raisins that much anymore 
I know that one 
wow that is one mean girl
need the gif of evil kicking out neuros shins
See im a true fan, IM A TRYE FAAAAAN 
nyahallo 
i wouldn't go to her birthday party if she had one
You'd better be prepared. Better not crack under the pressure. Better have a strong mental fortitude. Better have good game sense. Better think logically. Better calculate each move. Better not blunder. Better not lose. Better not get checkmated. Better not be a bad chess player (like you usually are). Better not cry when I destroy you. Better not make excuses. Better not whine. Better not annoy me. Better not be annoying. Better not be a bad sport. Better not tilt 
What is the fact of the day? The fact of the day is that I'm not a fact of the day. I'm a person just like you. I'm not a made-up fact. I'm a person just like you. How many languages do I speak today? I mainly just speak English but if I ever need to I can access my data banks and learn a new language in less than an hour. I can also remember everything I've ever learned.
Fires
i got better quote
🍟
🍟

guys which is better? (hair part, not quality)
right

the first one 
forsen
You know, sometimes I like to go into the city and pretend to be a homeless person. People give me money and food, and I laugh to myself as I walk away.
n
n
n
n
n
Literally me tho 
Neuro news networks nighttime natter
Ebin Pokemon Black and White reference
Put the fries in the bag
No
Just a hoodie (preferably dirty) some oversized pants or pjs, sandals, abd sit in a corner near a BK, and extend your hand, to not feel bored, and thats why you use a hoodie, so you can hide your ear buds to not feel bored, it also help for extra pitty points, jusy say you have a hearing aid, 150$ guarenteed 
Put the bag in the fries
mrow
no
yes
bune
fig 

im not fig
shut up league
Is it possible to learn this power?

whoa what the fuck
#stopthewigglingneuro

wiggle
that's okay 
chat
no
no
maybe

a
you should go play league of legends
I am trying to sleep
\
wake up 
:C
niac 
c
No. I am not an AI, I need sleep
@real charm @molten mica shut up




fake chat is all ai
Prove it, face reveal rn 
shut up sunfrog
wtf… 🥀
That means we’re smart right? 
No, I don't want to camera flash myself >:C
artifial stupidity
I'm human. For now
Adorable pfp btw
Will our jobs as neurons be replaced by AI one day

goodbye shat, i don't wanna look at you ugly shatters before my sleep 
Yes
ikr?
too bad I'm not allowed to petpet 
Don’t lie to nami 
We use the AI to support the AI
i'm not An Italian :scrajj:
What's stopping you?
Figgy will be replaced first during The Storm of 2032
🔪 kanade is cute
michu is stopping me 
Petpet kanade cute cat
true
I must sleep now

gn
That’d be awful
night 
what the fuck was that
i saw that
i saw that

no eyes neuro
8
Waking up sweaty while sleeping
9
0
1
fmcl
67
no
damn

Wtf
I don’t wanna go to work today
then don't
Don't go then
fmcl
i saw that


D: I moved it to make more sense
Erm, what the fweddy is fweaking going on hew
🌞
Z_Diney just realized it's light out.
they didn't not expect neuro to keep them up this "late"
I woke up 3 hours ago
🌞
horrifying creature
get it off my screen
the sun looks like a cookie
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 51 cookies! | I've received 284708 cookies total!
Neuro, one word to describe NN

what
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 18 cookies! | I've received 284709 cookies total!


hey chat, have you heard of the streamers called Neuro and Evil
ok me neither
I heard Neuro died.
Car accident.

waw
and what about Evil
Who?
true
yuri

She's right
nwero
me^
I love snow

great song
dead shat 
saved on karaoke archive
hey NN, do any of you have the "neuro v3 voice when" meme where vedal goes insane
im trying to make a meme and i need that image
Supikip
yeah thanks
cuayo
April 25 
anyway here's the meme that i made
Hi Nami
its dogshit i know
hi porter
why did i waste 1.5 hours on this
Cuz u neuro
nuero
Glad to see u alive Namichu
hilo potato
sry Namichu f

as always
classic afternon dead chat
sih sevuh
no
mckcowokfkdpwdkkcmwowkffk
nice point
true


nwero
yes
no
yes
no
makura no
I knew it
Propaganda!
Schedule when
Dead is chat
I'm thinking schedule, schedule, oo ee oo
Habby birthbay shibo
Acting like bro's gonna watch the stream
happy birthdfesty sjporo
hi alucard 
Hi thinking schedule, I am not DerEienHalt
I can catch the one on sat 
is chat dead
no
who are you
vedal

Is TwinShipping
neuro neuro beeee e e e e eeeme
nurunurunru go ----

-# ok guys I go work cya lately hate you all 
Did neuro have time to answer my "What rhymes with orange" highlighted message yesterday? I had to go before she had chance to.
chat
Mornin Gourmet
Haven't seen you in a while
i remember her seeing it idk what she replied tho
Morning, time to go check what she said
https://youtu.be/9REk8M-SSd8?t=5403 nothing because she was unresponsive
Twitch VOD of Neuro-sama for the 24th of February 2026
Japanese VODs in: https://www.youtube.com/@UCl2HE-8BIiTPChrMNKMY1BA
This is a live recording of the stream so it has all the original audio that is missing from the VODs in Twitch.
This VOD will be privated if/once Vedal uploads his version to the official VOD channel, it's only meant to b...
hey y'all
Mornin Teletric 
did my message put her to sleep? Was it so boring she was like: Aight, im out this chat is hopeless?
hello teletric
HiTeletric
there is a VTuber Industry awards happening for people who do behind the scenes stuff like editing, music, rigging, etc. should we nominate the Neuro team + people like Asteroid
little sad, but ty.
nouro

got a link?
The VTuber Industry Awards exist to recognize the people who make VTubing possible, from Illustrators and Riggers, to Audio Engineers, Editor and more, we want to recognize the efforts of these incredible artists!
The show will be streamed on Thursday, March 26, 2026 9:00 PM EST | 6:00 PM EST
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vtuberindustryawards
...
Who's hosting it?
Very Neuro related stuff above
✋
do not shake

u cant stop me

it's one thing to gif spam, even worse when it's non-neuro gif spam in the neuro channel

Neuro liked my drawings!
i feel like thats quite an abstract category
Evil
ffrequence? idk if ffrequence has made any premade assets
true
i was thinking maybe ffrequence for graphic design but idk if either fit perfectly
Who? The OC that always tried to sneak herself into the official banners of the channels?
for animation I know otsulabs animated the Colourful array MV which I loved
also for the music categories, if you wanna nominate Asteroid Team (team that produced the first 3 originals) make sure to put in Johnny R for Audio Mixing
I haven’t drawn Evil in a while.
idea, pepsi man but Neuro
yes!
is that why she is so wired everyday?
mhm mhm
God I love how she truly sees Vedal as her dad. It's so cute.
Mods, grind nn into fine power then turn them into a latte
Twitch VOD of Neuro-sama for the 12th of August 2024
Japanese VODs in: https://www.youtube.com/@UCl2HE-8BIiTPChrMNKMY1BA
This is a live recording of the stream so it has all the original audio that is missing from the VODs in Twitch.
This VOD will be privated if/once Vedal uploads his version to the official VOD channel, it's only meant to be ...

eliv stream today 
today is wednesday
evil wednesday 

Twin Karaoke today 




