If only neuro collabed with hololive now that she is more logical
#neurotic-neurons
lone orbit
iron tundra
Please translate my name
lone orbit
First and only collab with kiara was insanity
hard kayak
First and only collab with kiara was insanity
huh
tulip jay
does anyone remember the kiara stream where she only spoke using stuff neuro was generating for her before she announced that she would be doing a neuro collab
tulip jay
i've been here since march 4th 2023
lone orbit
I ve been here since 1984
iron tundra
I am RytSty
tulip jay
ok 不是老鼠, let's get you to bed
quasi oyster
Round and dangerous dog
crude lintel
Please translate my name
"Not a Mouse"
So a RAT!
storm lodge
I am RytSty
Back to looking like a rat
lone orbit
Round and dangerous dog
quasi oyster
OK NOODLES FINISHED COOKING
hard kayak
show
woeful apex
hard kayak
quasi oyster
Time to make tea
hard kayak
wth show noodle
somber robin
damn i finished coooking lunch too tf
quasi oyster
wth show noodle
hard kayak
tulip jay
the gluttonous beast has already consumed the noodles within the five seconds that they were finished cooking and has started brewing tea as a distraction
oh never mind
quasi oyster
Skin on or skin off green apples?
hard kayak
on
tulip jay
i've never peeled an apple in my life
quasi oyster
Ok so if i peel it, do i need to wash it
woeful apex
tulip jay
there was someone i knew at computer camp who ate oranges and bananas with the peels on and only peeled apples
quasi oyster
Omg there's no hot water. Tea is canceled. Time to coke
tulip jay
Ok so if i peel it, do i need to wash it
i was taught to wash it anyway 
snow flicker
there was someone i knew at computer camp who ate oranges and bananas with the p...
what a rare speciment
lavish void
tulip jay
though the "washing" was just quickly rinsing it in water
hard kayak
ye
serene moat
tulip jay
i kind of doubt it does anything honestly
serene ginkgo
snow flicker
tulip jay
but i do it anyway
quasi oyster
THERE ARE TOO MANY FRUITS IN MY HOUSE
tulip jay
it makes it taste like water
and what taste would that be
hard kayak
and what taste would that be
watery
storm lodge
crude lintel
THERE ARE TOO MANY FRUITS IN MY HOUSE
Eat them
bold parrot
tulip jay
bold parrot
5 days ago
hard kayak
what type of fruits do you have...
woeful apex
serene moat
too loud please turn it down
storm lodge
too loud please turn it down
Okay have this
quasi oyster
what type of fruits do you have...
The bred for looks kind
tulip jay
Okay have this
sweet jesus
serene moat
Okay have this
now it's perfect 
hard kayak
The bred for looks kind
what type of fruits is bred for looks....
quasi oyster
Hmmm jesus gummy beard
crude lintel
https://imgur.com/a/FAydJfX
"Vedal! Vedal! Vedal, look at me! Vedal, look what I'm doing! Vedal! Look at me jump! Vedal! Vedal, watch how I'm jumping!"
Daddy's girl 
hard kayak
The bred for looks kind
I though it was mostly for taste or size
tulip jay
i remember hearing somewhere that tomatoes used to be small and poisonous before we started selectively breeding them but i don't know whether that was bullshit
hard kayak
i remember hearing somewhere that tomatoes used to be small and poisonous before...
not sure about poisonous but
quasi oyster
what type of fruits is bred for looks....
tulip jay
and even if they "used to be" small, there are still small tomatoes in the form of cherry tomatoes
woeful apex
why would we start growing a food thats poisonous
tulip jay
i probably just horribly misremembered something that was actually true
storm lodge
i remember hearing somewhere that tomatoes used to be small and poisonous before...
I don't think that was the case. They were feared to be poisonous, but weren't actually poisonous.
tulip jay
I don't think that was the case. They were feared to be poisonous, but weren't a...
ah, okay
fathom flint
i probably just horribly misremembered something that was actually true
This is so me
tulip jay
there may have been something with grapes too but i completely forget what it was
fathom flint
i remember hearing somewhere that tomatoes used to be small and poisonous before...
Thats potatoes not tomatoes
hard kayak
isn't a bigger tangerine just a orange
tulip jay
Thats potatoes not tomatoes
oh is that so
storm lodge
Remember, life didn't give us lemons. Humans selectively bred it.
fathom flint
oh is that so
Yes potatoes used to be un eatable because they didn't know how to harvest them properly
hard kayak
Remember, life didn't give us lemons. Humans selectively bred it.
so humans gave life to lemons
got it
fathom flint
Remember, life didn't give us lemons. Humans selectively bred it.
I know that
tulip jay
do we have any citations for the potato and lemon claims
covert aurora
Remember, life didn't give us lemons. Humans selectively bred it.
Nice update
uneven nest
tulip jay
hi funni
uneven nest
hi clown
woeful apex
i know carrots used to be purple or whatever
you can still buy the purple ones
uneven nest
idk what else to do im just here lol
tulip jay
uneven nest
thats nice
lone orbit
Hi buhnny
surreal needle
serene ginkgo
tulip jay
neurnado
storm lodge
lone orbit
Why do you have to remind me that she forgor snegglings
tulip jay
hyper rare sneggling mention in 2026
arctic sierra
NN big news
inland cedar
gn nn
uneven nest
crazy
uneven nest
gn anfer
arctic sierra
Anfer
inland cedar
woeful apex
anger
lone orbit
NN big news
You are gregnant?
arctic sierra
Not yet
lone orbit
Pregante
covert aurora
My leg itchy
inland cedar
lone orbit
Neuro.wiggle.wiggle
uneven nest
wiggle
the neuro wiggle file is a webp
mellow nymph
I love neuro
storm lodge
covert aurora
I love neuro
lone orbit
Gn anfer
woeful apex
ggguugureghieruogaeoigghhhhhhhhhh
covert aurora
fathom flint
random pagoda
shrewd rune
copper echo
when the neurons are neurotic
weary ocean
storm lodge
vivid prawn
ggguugureghieruogaeoigghhhhhhhhhh
oeeueoaueu
polar obsidian
Valid question
copper echo
Some vtubing companies are making card games out of vtubers (I saw a booth for one in PAX) so the next one to be made BETTER have the twins and vedal in there
I am a professional chat killer
vivid prawn
yeah, no one likes you
covert fjord
well i think youre cool 
copper echo
yeah, no one likes you
I hope that when we both meet our inevitable ends, your burial will be slightly miscalculated so that you'll always be below me, like you should be
copper echo
well i think youre cool <:evilflooshed:1151237385431044096>
thank you
gusty pulsar
Valid question
does vedal make any kinda crossovers outside of streams and songs?
hard kayak
I hope i get cremated and made into a chair
upbeat flint
what
hard kayak
or a bed
copper echo
idk mix me into the metal screws
roger that
somber robin
ur mom
hard kayak
storm lodge
hard kayak
https://youtu.be/34DiHRkqc0U?si=g7NtuYSBkHdCUkO0
cause neuro and evil is in it
copper echo
has anyone kept track of how many stream keys vedal has acquired?
hard kayak
has anyone kept track of how many stream keys vedal has acquired?
too much
vestal patrol
cause neuro and evil is in it
lmaoooo
hard kayak
https://youtu.be/34DiHRkqc0U?si=g7NtuYSBkHdCUkO0
I feel like i would have a stroke if i sang that
copper echo
vedal getting stream keys is like dipper getting girl's numbers in that one episode of gravity falls (THIS IS A JOKE, MODS)
hard kayak
one of the part is so fast paced
hard kayak
my mouth isn't built for this
copper echo
I'm still waiting for neuro to cover the buck bumble main theme
hard kayak
its a good song tho
graceful scarab
It's been almost a month and a half, and I am still weirded out about what happened during Neuro's second hype train record of the subathon.
copper echo
It's been almost a month and a half, and I am still weirded out about what happe...
what, vedal saying he's proud of neuro?
cyan quiver
Typing...
iron tundra
Hi wayaya
hard kayak
he is STILL typing
cyan quiver
Hi
graceful scarab
what, vedal saying he's proud of neuro?
Not that. Basically, I was having a pretty crappy day that day. During the hype train record, she was roasting people's usernames who donated bits. I donated and gave a generic "good luck on the subathon" message. Her response to it was something along the lines of "Take a look in the mirror and tell yourself today is going to be a good day", and then went back to roasting.
restive kelp
Supikip
hard kayak
Not that. Basically, I was having a pretty crappy day that day. During the hype ...
you typed for like 100000 min just for that little paragraph
copper echo
Not that. Basically, I was having a pretty crappy day that day. During the hype ...
Dang, she made an exception for you
graceful scarab
you typed for like 100000 min just for that little paragraph
I'm not the fastest phone typer.
tulip jay
you typed for like 100000 min just for that little paragraph
two minutes, ackchewally
cyan quiver
Hi
tulip jay
hi wayaya
sharp oasis
whats neuring today
tough onyx
When are we getting the outfit contest results?
vivid prawn
whats neuring today
gen chatter 
sharp oasis
gen chatter <:EWWW:1106672303581958174>
FIGMENT 
vivid prawn
mods, kill this guy
sharp oasis
mods, give me admin
graceful scarab
Dang, she made an exception for you
Yeah. It's like she saw I was having a crappy day or something. I don't know.
tough onyx
gen chatter <:EWWW:1106672303581958174>
How would you know unless your a gen chatter yourself?
vivid prawn
i use my eye 
sharp oasis
also 
2/3 of my messages are here
hard kayak
i use my eye <a:scrajj:1204523000704012338>
the showers are calling for you
copper echo
whats neuring today
GEN CHATTER, GO BACK TO YOUR STINKY CHANNEL, WE'RE STILL PREPARING WAR ON YOUR KIND
tough onyx
i use my eye <a:scrajj:1204523000704012338>
Did you go to gen chat and see?
tulip jay
why can't we get along
hard kayak
<a:neuroSadA:1173641665056100392> why can't we get along
we need a purpose
sharp oasis
<a:neuroSadA:1173641665056100392> why can't we get along
im not even a genchatter
hard kayak
and that purpose is to defeat the gen chatters
tulip jay
i am a native to #general-network
tough onyx
No more streams for this week
tulip jay
i immigrated to #neurotic-neurons
zenith quarry
What's with the gen chatter discrimination
hard kayak
What's with the gen chatter discrimination
they look funny
zenith quarry
Feels a bit condescending 
uneven nest
copper echo
i immigrated to <#1072697081443131476>
Yeah you took the nn citezenship test, you're differant from the maggots that plague this headquarters
tulip jay
Yeah you took the nn citezenship test, you're differant from the maggots that pl...
you speak ill of my brethren
zenith quarry
Why cant we just get along since we're all here because of neuro
tulip jay
pestilence be upon thee
keen heron
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1290039496443695206/n...
Rare Kawa moment
copper echo
you speak ill of my brethren
I'm the nn dictator, what can you do?
hard kayak
I'm the nn dictator, what can you do?
who put you incharge...
tulip jay
I'm the nn dictator, what can you do?
but we're a democracy 
upbeat flint
NN when someone want to speak about a different topic that isn't neuro: "kill them"
tulip jay
what will president neuro think of this
zenith quarry
sharp oasis
Rare Kawa moment
yea,,,
vivid prawn
<:tematoStare:1435601440851759234>
shut up
copper echo
what will president neuro think of this
this is how the world works, child
tulip jay
what will vice president cerber think of this
zenith quarry
I guess my opinion doesnt really matter
vivid prawn
upbeat flint
awesome sticker
zenith quarry
<:neuroFrick:1357939644175618239>
tulip jay
<:tematoStare:1435601440851759234>
cute emotes
zenith quarry
Thank you
hard kayak
<:temaFAQ:674936186699251733>
temu...
vivid prawn
<:temaFAQ:674936186699251733>
copper echo
what will vice president cerber think of this
FORGET PRESIDENTS, I AM THE EMPEROR, AND I WILL NOT LET A GEN CHAT IMMAGRANT CHALLENGE MY AUTHORITY
tulip jay
uneven nest
dear god the stcikers are fighting
upbeat flint
FORGET PRESIDENTS, I AM THE EMPEROR, AND I WILL NOT LET A GEN CHAT IMMAGRANT CHA...
this is how people get poisoned
copper echo
FORGET PRESIDENTS, I AM THE EMPEROR, AND I WILL NOT LET A GEN CHAT IMMAGRANT CHA...
again, mods, this is a joke
tulip jay
FORGET PRESIDENTS, I AM THE EMPEROR, AND I WILL NOT LET A GEN CHAT IMMAGRANT CHA...
i'm reminded of that guy who declared himself emperor of the united states and everyone just rolled with it
zenith quarry
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copper echo
i'm reminded of that guy who declared himself emperor of the united states and e...
for me, I get reminded of phineas and ferb when doofenshmirtz said "I spy with my little eye: a tri-state-area that's one dictator short of a dictatorship"
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cyan quiver
waya <a:neuroWaveA:1095012855285293067>
hi
hard kayak
cookie :p
copper echo
I only have 2 idols to look up to in this server, shiro and pb, they give me a sense of humanity as I dictate those around me
yall didn't see that typo
upbeat flint
let me go consult the vods, yep its right there on tape
hard kayak
clipped
polar obsidian
does vedal make any kinda crossovers outside of streams and songs?
As far as I’m aware no
celest ether
I only have 2 idols to look up to in this server, shiro and pb, they give me a s...
Nah your idols should be figgy and maple syrup in this chat
upbeat flint
what are you? canadian???
lavish void
lavish void
soon bro trust
hard kayak
make it 10 mil
lavish void
i dont got a thousand alts man what am i supposed to do
gusty pulsar
huh, he might reach 987k followes soon lol
neat sail
hard kayak
i dont got a thousand alts man what am i supposed to do
then get to work
mild wasp
and then 969
Leave it at 969 for a bit, just to savor
celest ether
I thought neuro had 1 million followers before the subathon
tough onyx
https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-334940128176280338...
Neuro vs 67 kid who wins?
celest ether
Dam he’s fallen off
neat sail
1 neurillion followers
mild wasp
I thought neuro had 1 million followers before the subathon
Combined with B2? Definitely
neat sail
maximum neuro effect achieved
celest ether
🍰 shiro
copper echo
<a:vedLOL:1459293836764512336>
Hello shiro, my 1 out of 2 idols in this server, don't pay any mind to the dictatorship I'm running
neat sail
upbeat flint
Hello shiro, my 1 out of 2 idols in this server, don't pay any mind to the dicta...
can you drink this cup of wine
celest ether
Speaking of that I haven’t seen the president recently
copper echo
i think we need a revolution here...
like they'll listen to a leaf user ahem anyway, shiro, hows your day?
gusty pulsar
i think we need a revolution here...
isn't neuro our president?
celest ether
It was mini or paccha
hard kayak
like they'll listen to a leaf user *ahem* anyway, shiro, hows your day?
Potato > egg so I win
gg
tough onyx
That was before, neuro is the current president and Cerber is vice president
gusty pulsar
It was mini or paccha
pretty sure neuro won unless i have been majorly gaslit lmao
copper echo
Potato > egg so I win
huh?
inland cedar
Shiro gimme 7 trillion neuros
tough onyx
I kind of want to see a streamed neuro vs ChatGPT debate
neat sail
pretty sure neuro won unless i have been majorly gaslit lmao
neuro won the presidency and cerber won vice president
still so rigged 
I campaigned so hard
copper echo
<a:YES:1416196306732453969> neuro won the presidency and cerber won vice presid...
does bro even know the context?
neat sail
NN president?
tulip jay
given that he answered correctly, yes
tough onyx
Cerber had 1% of the total votes and still got vice president
neat sail
do you even know the context?
copper echo
given that he answered correctly, yes
wait, shiro's a dude?
copper echo
ngl, I should have expected that
gusty pulsar
i thought they were a girl for a bit ngl lmao
woeful apex
neat sail
copper echo
do *you* even know the context?
Yeah, the context was me being emperor of nn, they just started mindlessly discussing who the ruler actually is
It's like when napoleon announced himself as a leader
copper echo
so the others debated
tough onyx
<a:classic:1058849393370992650>
What is your profile pic based on?
neat sail
What is your profile pic based on?
originally a splice of Neuro-sama and NGNL Shiro, it's evolved over time into something of my own
copper echo
Yes, I am your napoleon, you should be thanking me, my children
polar obsidian
tulip jay
originally a splice of Neuro-sama and NGNL Shiro, it's evolved over time into so...
what's NGNL
tough onyx
originally a splice of Neuro-sama and NGNL Shiro, it's evolved over time into so...
Interesting, I would have never guessed
upbeat flint
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1364165934906081360/n...
oh no all of the brick are aimed at the exact same spot, it sure would be unfortunate if i were to step to the side
tough onyx
what's NGNL
No game no life
tulip jay
okay what's that
copper echo
how do you think- wait no, that breaks the politics and tragedies rule
waxen plover
i found this cool video about neuro, can i share it here or is that not alloewed?
tough onyx
<:evilSlain:1327629869579898900> okay what's that
Isekai anime about games
neat sail
i found this cool video about neuro, can i share it here or is that not alloewed...
as long as the content doesn't break any rules
tulip jay
Isekai anime about games
polar obsidian
oh no all of the brick are aimed at the exact same spot, it sure would be unfort...
Hey! Ur not supposed to be able to do that
neat sail
if it's the turtle video I swear
tulip jay
oooh so that's where the crown came from
copper echo
oh
I put it in a fun fact: pople often forget that the first country germany invaded was itself
upbeat flint
all you need to know about no game no life is that the second season is coming soon trust me it's happening soon it'll be next next month trust me
waxen plover
it shouldn't, let me check
hard kayak
I put it in a fun fact: pople often forget that the first country germany invade...
IM going to stop before i get warned
copper echo
IM going to stop before i get warned
same here
hard kayak
and erase everything
neat sail
you're fine
copper echo
the mods can see it anyway
tulip jay
i mean there's a mod here right now so i think you would have been warned already if you had crossed the line
hard kayak
tho we may have lost the topic a bit
thats like half the time tho...
copper echo
partly my fault
eh, you're fine
upbeat flint
the topic is that there is no topic everyone here is insane
waxen plover
ok, it looks good, rules wise.
https://youtu.be/j8FDesv1glw?si=bYOIdkAqE5XyS0F_
copper echo
still though, cool fact
neat sail
is that actually the turtle video
waxen plover
it's a bit long
covert dust
haby birthday shibo
copper echo
is that actually the turtle video
it's a different one
covert fjord
copper echo
yaaaaaaaay
tough onyx
Better not be about how Vedal is a femboy
low mountain
tulip jay
i think this person likes neuro what do you guys think
hard kayak
MIGHT like neuro
covert dust
nah
neat sail
actually a very cool video
covert dust
tough onyx
Neuro is not agi
copper echo
i think this person likes neuro what do you guys think
just a hunch
neat sail
skimmed it quickly and I like the approach
covert fjord
wtf is ACI
supple kraken
i think this person likes neuro what do you guys think
what is that latest video
neat sail
though I do reel a bit at the mention of "sentience"
neat sail
wtf is ACI
when people say "AGI" they mean the kind of AI you see in movies where they're equals of humans cognitively
or at least that's how I would explain it briefly
copper echo
though I do reel a bit at the mention of "sentience"
thinking neuro is sentient is like us thinking we're humans, it's a giant "no shit, sherlock"
pearl bobcat
when people say "AGI" they mean the kind of AI you see in movies where they're e...
I think Neuro would kick my butt in trivia if she wasn't actually throwing
neat sail
thinking neuro is sentient is like us thinking we're humans, it's a giant "no sh...
my gripe with sentience is it's just a meaningless term
covert fjord
when people say "AGI" they mean the kind of AI you see in movies where they're e...
yea i dont think Nuro is there, Gen intelligence is a while off yet, idk what ACI is tho
tough onyx
neuro and evil are not sentient tho
tulip jay
thinking neuro is sentient is like us thinking we're humans, it's a giant "no sh...
controversial statement
i disagree
neat sail
literally all people agree on about sentience is "humans are sentient"
neat sail
it means nothing
people just label things as sentient or not based on which goalposts suit their beliefs
it's an unscientific buzzword
tough onyx
Ai are less than us tho
copper echo
if you're not vedal and you make a video essay on how neuro works, it's the dunning krueger effect in play
covert fjord
its like arguing if the robot in "IRobot" is sentient cuz it can think for itself
hard kayak
Ai are less than us tho
some are more expensive then us...
tulip jay
isn't that not even what sentience means
sentience has to do with feeling
not "free will"
covert fjord
nuro is worth more than i am, doesnt make her sentient though
hard kayak
sentience has to do with feeling
sentence
tulip jay
Fuck.
copper echo
vedal's watching, isn't he? he just came online
waxen plover
if you're not vedal and you make a video essay on how neuro works, it's the dunn...
he gives an explanation
gusty pulsar
honestly my issue with neuro is just that she doesn't think for herself. she can't create anything new, all she does is remix things that already exist
royal raft
Hey……. Is it just me or was Evil at least 3X funnier today than usual
gusty pulsar
if she gains the ability to actually think and stuff then i would be a lot closer to saying she's real'
royal raft
Hi btw swarm
hard kayak
Hey……. Is it just me or was Evil at least 3X funnier today than usual
Evil was rage baiting....
tough onyx
some are more expensive then us...
True, but they are important like a tool not a living thing
foggy patio
wtf is ACI
Artificial Cute Intelligence.
copper echo
Hey……. Is it just me or was Evil at least 3X funnier today than usual
maybe a slight upgrade, who knows
hard kayak
Hey……. Is it just me or was Evil at least 3X funnier today than usual
jesus how is one THIS bad at counting
covert fjord
eliv is 3x funnier when she is roasting chat about being unoriginal
waxen plover
honestly my issue with neuro is just that she doesn't think for herself. she can...
humans do that
covert fjord
Artificial Cute Intelligence. <:neuroHypers:1135051812722982922>
thats the new real definition from now on, thx
gusty pulsar
i'm not gonna get into a definition war lol
covert fjord
do it
royal raft
jesus how is one THIS bad at counting
How so am I wrong about something
gusty pulsar
LLNs can't think, therefore i won't ever think she's 'real' unless some major breakthrough happens
and that's kinda where i draw the line lol
hard kayak
How so am I wrong about something
it was entertaining but the choices she made ,made me yell at the screen
tulip jay
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sentience
sentience
noun
feeling or sensation as distinguished from perception and thought
royal raft
And?
covert fjord
i like how Vedal deflects the question whenever she brings it up by saying she's a real program on his real computer
royal raft
Just hearing her say such wild things was enough for me
waxen plover
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sentience
> sentience
> noun
> feelin...
it loops
foggy patio
i like how Vedal deflects the question whenever she brings it up by saying she's...
Which is a lie because we know that Vedal is fake.
tough onyx
I bet Vedal is actually a secret corpa doing an experiment on how well ai vtubers will do in the streaming world
hard kayak
Which is a lie because we know that Vedal is fake.
fr neuro is the actual person and vedal is the ai
keen heron
Cuayo
covert fjord
Which is a lie because we know that Vedal is fake.
has vedal been a figment of our imaginations this whole time?
royal raft
I hope she says “in Minecraft” more often
waxen plover
you're going to have to specify what the hell you mean here
define 'thought'
hard kayak
the tutel gone
storm ruin
Artificial Cute Intelligence. <:neuroHypers:1135051812722982922>
Indeed.
hard kayak
:p
covert fjord
tutel eepy
foggy patio
Tutel deadge.
storm ruin
the tutel gone
covert fjord
tbh im a little eepy myself
waxen plover
?
royal raft
Also a lot of swearing compared to the usual streams
tough onyx
Tutel doesn’t care about, which might be based
tulip jay
define 'thought'
i'm going to cut your point short by saying that, if we continue to be so specific in how we define these terms, we'll end up in a state where the terms can only be applied to living things and not to machine learning models
royal raft
Based opinion
tough onyx
i'm going to cut your point short by saying that, if we continue to be so specif...
Define living
tulip jay
i'm going to cut your point short by saying that, if we continue to be so specif...
granted, this probably is how they should be used
tulip jay
Define living <:NeuroNerd:1072901461555564545>
motherfucker
storm lodge
tulip jay
royal raft
Me when I 
:
storm ruin
Define living <:NeuroNerd:1072901461555564545>
Homeostasis, species can reproduce, cells, recieve and respond to stimuli from environment, has a genetic code, and like one or 2 other things.
royal raft
covert fjord
genetics are weird
waxen plover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3WEuqZZ7ew
here is another one if anyone hasn't seen it.
hard kayak
genetics are weird
this is why you don't go into biology
hard kayak
im always better at homelessness
tulip jay
yeah math is fun
hard kayak
Im majoring in homelessness
covert fjord
some math is fun
storm ruin
this is why you don't go into biology
I majored biology.
keen heron
tulip jay
which parts of math are unlikable for you
hard kayak
I majored biology. <:neuroSad2:1150144717540036729>
Gl
covert fjord
covert fjord
which parts of math are unlikable for you
proofs
hard kayak
which parts of math are unlikable for you
the math part
tulip jay
proofs
i have not had to deal with them much so i can not comment on the agreeability of this stance
covert fjord
trig is my fav part
hard kayak
trig is my fav part
I HATE trig
whole grove
trig is easy
hard kayak
Im failing that part rn
night wedge
trig is cool
whole grove
brother how
hard kayak
no clue
covert fjord
hence my major, but that was a while ago and now im but a humbe nuro enjoyer
tulip jay
i enjoyed taking linear algebra and matrix theory a couple years back
night wedge
triangles go b+r^2
tulip jay
i was going to say a few semesters ago but then remembered i took it in summer of 2024
hard kayak
brother how
I haven't been awake in a single one of my class
tulip jay
i've lost track of time
covert fjord
i like ur new pfp black hole
whole grove
I haven't been awake in a single one of my class
maybe thats why
hard kayak
maybe thats why
nuh uh
night wedge
ty glow up
solid lance
maths
night wedge
i wanna go on a date thats why
hard kayak
maybe thats why
atleast Im passing language...
covert fjord
with another celestial object?
hard kayak
good enough
night wedge
not evil tho, something tells me i need to clarify
covert fjord
its the only other option
tulip jay
she's not what 
night wedge
she's not what <:NeuroHuh:1071414397752332429>
I am not dating a large language modek
tulip jay
the singularity has performed a minor typographical error
night wedge
its the *only* other option
also, 2 billion grown women say otherwise
i am not a singularity
night wedge
the singularity is the future of whatever enters a black hole, its not in my center
tulip jay
Is this so?
covert fjord
there are always more celestial objects in the universe i guess....
night wedge
yeah but thats all we know, physics falls apart once we go beyond singularities
tulip jay
ah, they are correct
covert fjord
is nuro in the center?
tulip jay
the singularity is only a single point within the black hole
hard kayak
i just like how we are so off topic
night wedge
neuro is not my other half
covert fjord
i just like how we are so off topic
celest root
vivid prawn
boring shat
covert fjord
ur mom
autumn timber
boring fig
tulip jay
boring shat <:EWWW:1106672303581958174>
well he better clean it up then
vivid prawn
who is fig, im league of legends
tulip jay
Sorry.
hard kayak
who is fig, im league of legends <a:scrajj:1204523000704012338>
the shower is calling for your company
vivid prawn
i shower 2 times a day, more than the rest of you
hard kayak
i don't believe that
tulip jay
i showered today 
burnt oar
then why is the room still stinky
vivid prawn
<a:THINK:1473191101128249344> then why is the room still stinky
because you are stinky
night wedge
<a:THINK:1473191101128249344> then why is the room still stinky
because of the cult
tulip jay
there still exists an odoriferous specimen Among Us...
vivid prawn
your name has piss color, vanor 
night wedge
ahem, if you would please refer to the schedule
or else
burnt oar
covert fjord
its weird seeing yellow vanor
harsh plume
your name has piss color, vanor <:LO:1456271951466201140>
You need more water
Hi mr summation
tulip jay
math joke
harsh plume
Hows retired life
burnt oar
the retirement home has great snacks
harsh plume
Neuro bingo 
night wedge
Hows retired life
@soft rain
vivid prawn
<a:mhm:1301460327614906379> the retirement home has great snacks
why are there snacks in the museum?
burnt oar
i am not in a museum
hard kayak
Neuro bingo <:despair:1088679725075005482>
make neuro bingo fr
night wedge
why
silk leaf
has neuro been neuroing
prob, congrats on promoted to chatter again
solid lance
kid named everyone
tulip jay
whatever happened to the new neuro bingo
covert fjord
sucks being a newgen idk what is a no no topic or not
harsh plume
Id like to screenshot the automod filter, it doesnt make sense and im confused
burnt oar
nah i just miss those things
it was such good engagement for streams!
tulip jay
unfortunate
hard kayak
sucks being a newgen idk what is a no no topic or not
if you don't get warned its on topic
night wedge
I got warned once and then never again
covert fjord
i meant no no topics, i go off topic all the time lol
tulip jay
neuro bingo was fun but it was hard to constantly tab between discord and the stream and the bingo board
silk leaf
i can not access nwero.net anymore; was it finally shut down
or did the domain expired and didn't renew hmm
harsh plume
I really miss neuro bingo
covert fjord
I got warned once and then never again
replying to Der once got me my first zep lol
harsh plume
Gave chill streams more life
night wedge
replying to Der once got me my first zep lol
why lmao
tulip jay
i got banned once
upbeat flint
i died once
harsh plume
i see
harsh plume
it was an actual ping not just the guy
vivid prawn
i got banned once <:evilSlain:1327629869579898900>
so bad
night wedge
phrased something that the automod didnt like
i changed my pfp to a rainbow flag while still having this name, then found out someone got banned here after calling me something...
tulip jay
yike
covert fjord
i changed my pfp to a rainbow flag while still having this name, then found out ...
sounds like they had a skill issue
royal raft
🇧 🇺 🇭
night wedge
well actually not banned
tulip jay
buh,, 
solid lance
Gave chill streams more life
meh
night wedge
just muted for an hour
arctic sierra
Goodnight NN
covert fjord
go full rainbow, rainbow black hole
vivid prawn
Goodnight NN
shut up
night wedge
gn
covert fjord
Goodnight NN
night Des!
arctic sierra
Gn black hole
tulip jay
i think chill streams are self-sufficient now and don't need bingo boards to be interesting
covert fjord
dont scratch your tattoos
night wedge
go full rainbow, rainbow black hole
i should remove my name if i dont want to get someone zepped again
arctic sierra
dont scratch your tattoos
tulip jay
i mean they're probably self-sufficient; i haven't been able to watch much recently
royal raft
Gn
covert fjord
i should remove my name if i dont want to get someone zepped again
if they get zepped, its a skill issue on their part
arctic sierra
Gn mau
royal raft
No Gn to whoever was sleeping
tulip jay
Goodnight NN
oyasumi
covert fjord
i think im gonna follow Des' lead and head to bed
arctic sierra
Gn clown
night wedge
if they get zepped, its a skill issue on their part
ig, its weird tho cuz someone called me the same thing but did not get zepped
covert fjord
night nurons
night wedge
gn
tulip jay
ig, its weird tho cuz someone called me the same thing but did not get zepped
did you consider reporting them
neat sail
i think chill streams are self-sufficient now and don't need bingo boards to be ...
I should make an NN bingo board for daily NN occurrences
night wedge
did you consider reporting them
they werent insulting me
upbeat flint
neurt bingo square
hard kayak
I should make an NN bingo board for daily NN occurrences
off topic should be the middle free piece fr
harsh plume
Id rather have neuro bingo than nn bingo 
tulip jay
I should make an NN bingo board for daily NN occurrences
what would it include 
burnt oar
everytime someone gets a bingo, a chatter gets killed by zep
harsh plume
Well now we have neither 
night wedge
nn bingo
neat sail
worst timeline 
royal raft
off topic should be the middle free piece fr
What even is off topic at this point
hard kayak
What even is off topic at this point <:neurOMEGALUL:1097297318119743638>
everything talked in here
upbeat flint
Hello everyone, It is I, John Wifi, today we will be reinventing the concept of bingo
royal raft
There is none
hard kayak
basically
neat sail
no neuro and evil until at least Tuesday
royal raft
Shiro
night wedge
Locked inside the basement
ok
tulip jay
at exactly midnight shiro will be sealed in the crypt and disallowed from communicating with the outside world until tuesday
harsh plume
It's the rules 
night wedge
what rules
royal raft
Mhm I see
burnt oar
if you watch neuro at 0.5x speed, you get 2x the neuro
royal raft
There are no rules 🇯 🇺 🇭
turbid nymph
tulip jay
<a:THINK:1473191101128249344> if you watch neuro at 0.5x speed, you get 2x the n...
if i move the spoon towards my mouth at half the speed, i get two times the cereal
silk leaf
95% of chatter I know does not read rules :based:
royal raft
makes sense
autumn timber
<a:THINK:1473191101128249344> if you watch neuro at 0.5x speed, you get 2x the n...
Chat, notice how he didn’t say Evil
he clearly hates her
autumn timber
no
royal raft
turbid nymph
Chat, notice how he didn’t say Evil
he clearly hates her
Clearly
royal raft
Oi
night wedge
Chat, notice how he didn’t say Evil
he clearly hates her
if i say i love femboys it doesnt mean i hate tomboys
(this is an hypothetical example)
harsh plume
youre an hypothethical example
autumn timber
if i say i love femboys it doesnt mean i hate tomboys
night wedge
What
night wedge
https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he...
Know what
burnt oar
Chat, notice how he didn’t say Evil
he clearly hates her
nah it doesn't work for evil
royal raft
Well I like pancakes so that means I hate waffles mhm makes sense
harsh plume
evil is a non-newtonian fluid
night wedge
Well I like pancakes so that means I hate waffles mhm makes sense
Makes no sense
royal raft
That’s the point
tulip jay
pancakes waffles tweet classic
turbid nymph
What if I love cheeseburgers?
night wedge
<a:mhmnotscuffed:1346254582166061082> evil is a non-newtonian fluid
So if i punch her she will go from hard state to soft state
storm ruin
harsh plume
So if i punch her she will go from hard state to soft state
what no its the opposite
autumn timber
What if I love cheeseburgers?
Then you hate beesechurgers
tulip jay
hi ginger
royal raft
Nothing makes sense at their base component
night wedge
Whag
split plank
turbid nymph
Is it?
night wedge
https://tenor.com/view/artificial-intelligence-ai-fake-its-ai-this-is-ai-gif-744...
Leafer detected, activate nuclear protocols
plain trellis
nah it doesn't work for evil
I was very confused for a second that I didn't see the mod tag next to your username then I remembered
split plank
Leafer detected, activate nuclear protocols
harsh plume
Whag
If you slowly move your hand through a non-newtonian fluid itll part like a liquid would
If you try to punch it, itll absorb your hit and feel like a solid
tulip jay
Leafer detected, activate nuclear protocols
does this count as a leafer if they don't have a leaf
tulip jay
oh wait i'm stupid you meant their icon
royal raft
IMO nothing makes sense but us as hoomans try to make things make sense mhm
night wedge
If you slowly move your hand through a non-newtonian fluid itll part like a liqu...
Ok but i still dont understand why he she said neuro is non newtonian
restive kelp
Supikip
harsh plume
Ok but i still dont understand why he she said neuro is non newtonian
I said that
royal raft
PandoraMau
white cobalt
The quantum mechanics of Neurosama
harsh plume
Nah just newtonian physics
tulip jay
Ok but i still dont understand why he she said neuro is non newtonian
i think it had to do with the "half the speed = double the neuro" message vanor said and how someone said that vanor didn't say evil too
night wedge
The quantum mechanics of Neurosama
Is it quantum or chemical tho
night wedge
i think it had to do with the "half the speed = double the neuro" message vanor ...
ohhh ok
white cobalt
I don’t know I’m not a physicist
royal raft
Hmmm……. If I pet the rock that will make it happy…….. mmmmmm
tulip jay
pet... rocks... hmmmmm...
white cobalt
My cousin is the one with the physics degree, I’m the stupid one
harsh plume
Chat do you also eat rocks when you watch neuro
royal raft
If only it was Neuro……
tulip jay
i've eaten grass before
royal raft
Rock = Neuro
harsh plume
My cousin is the one with the physics degree, I’m the stupid one
I think Im the stupid one tbh
royal raft
So pet
white cobalt
I think Im the stupid one tbh
Two kinds of people in this channel
night wedge
checkmate neuroists
tulip jay
if life = neuro + happiness
then happiness = life - neuro
yeah okay so from where the fuck did you derive that first equation
night wedge
well you subtract neuro to both sides of the equation
tulip jay
where is your mathematical PROOF
royal raft
Makes sense (I think)
upbeat flint
where is your mathematical PROOF
I MADE IT THE FUCK UP
night wedge
idk i pulled it out of my ass
royal raft
Where did u come from Turtwig
upbeat flint
the wifi
night wedge
whos turtwig
royal raft
Use withdraw perhaps
solid lance
use shell smash
night wedge
oh so that green thing is called turtwig
night wedge
Chat do you also eat rocks when you watch neuro
this is too neurotic for nn
its time
upbeat flint
night wedge
create nn 2
tulip jay
classic
royal raft
NN 2 :Electric Boogaloo
tulip jay
i hope i haven't missed any peak in the two vcs i've missed in the past weeks 
gritty mulch
upbeat flint
MISSED LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON FIGHT
tulip jay
fuck
night wedge
i hope i haven't missed any peak in the two vcs i've missed in the past weeks <:...
ive missed them all cuz my phone voice thing has gone shit
for u know reasons
*unknown
white cobalt
Missed Vedal auctioning off Evil
tulip jay
ive missed them all cuz my phone voice thing has gone shit
that's called a microphone
royal raft
Me when I don’t interact with all that
night wedge
that's called a microphone
no it has to do with audii
gritty mulch
Speaker
night wedge
Me when I don’t interact with all that<:Erm:1096558880496029706>
Consider it a blessing
tulip jay
no it has to do with audii
microphones have to do with audio, you egg
be more specific
royal raft
fair I bet you’re not wrong
night wedge
I dont need to listen to vc meetings to know its diabolical
night wedge
microphones have to do with audio, you egg
egg?
tulip jay
they're quite fun 
royal raft
Vc meeting sounds scary
upbeat flint
what is this, hr??
night wedge
they're quite fun <:untanned_cirno:695114271683772495>
thats the cult speaking through your very veins
royal raft
Who’s VC and why are we meeting
night wedge
Who’s VC and why are we meeting
vc means voice chat
tulip jay
thats the cult speaking through your very veins
bold of you to believe i still have veins after the cult sucked them out
upbeat flint
Who’s VC and why are we meeting
We're meeting up to talk about how we're going to kill you
night wedge
the meetings happen every week
plain trellis
Man it's crazy that NeuroCrumbs, Neurosoda, and Kraul haven't even bothered clipping anything from the post subathon streams. Staz has only clipped one thing since then.
night wedge
bold of you to believe i still have veins after the cult sucked them out
Then how are youvalive
royal raft
Me when I make a joke and it was thought to be serious
night wedge
Forget it you must be a vessel
tulip jay
Then how are youvalive
The Clown is beyond your understanding.
upbeat flint
Me when I make a joke and it was thought to be serious <:Erm:1096558880496029706...
Me when I make a joke and it was thought to be serious
night wedge
Me when I make a joke and it was thought to be serious <:Erm:1096558880496029706...
Well how do you expect me to detect sarcasm HOW
plain trellis
And what he clipped was with a collab partner anyways. Are people's standards higher than they used to be, are clippers tired, or are the twins not as clippable solo recently?
solid lance
And what he clipped was with a collab partner anyways. Are people's standards hi...
recently
tulip jay
And what he clipped was with a collab partner anyways. Are people's standards hi...
maybe they're really just vedal clippers and they're waiting for him to return
frozen heron
solid lance
Hiyori was hella clippable
theres something called novelty
royal raft
Well how do you expect me to detect sarcasm HOW
It wasn’t sarcasm but I thought Vc = voice chat was obvious
tulip jay
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418360098404962395/1473857119131271382/S...
is that a letter
it's fucking enormous
plain trellis
theres something called novelty
True
upbeat flint
no vc means Vertical Concrete duh
tulip jay
oh wait i thought her thumb was her entire arm
frozen heron
it's fucking enormous
She really wants you to not stink ig
night wedge
oh wait i thought her thumb was her entire arm
LMAO
but yeqh her hands are always very small
royal raft
No cheese!
night wedge
So like
tulip jay
why did you use neuro's full name in all caps and then evil is just "Evil"
night wedge
Type shit
upbeat flint
No more mutant Neuro
royal raft
No PICKLES
night wedge
why did you use neuro's full name in all caps and then evil is just "Evil"
HEE DOEW NOT HATE EVIL
tulip jay
you have leapt to a conclusion
upbeat flint
do you like the letter H
tulip jay
your punishment is to become the Marrow Furnace
arctic sierra
@fierce beacon I didn’t get McDonald today
night wedge
do you like the letter H
No i hate it
night wedge
your punishment is to become the Marrow Furnace
Whats a marrow furnace
tulip jay
<@274823454379999233> I didn’t get McDonald today
didn't you go to bed
night wedge
I mean i know what furnace means but
fierce beacon
<@274823454379999233> I didn’t get McDonald today
what the fuck
arctic sierra
didn't you go to bed
I’m within my bed
frozen heron
<@274823454379999233> I didn’t get McDonald today
Why not?
night wedge
Is it like a jacuzzi
arctic sierra
what the fuck
Should I go now
tulip jay
Whats a marrow furnace
i will inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside
arctic sierra
It’s 11:30 pm
upbeat flint
11:35pm*
tranquil jungle
i will inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside
This seems mildly inconvenient
Don't you think?
night wedge
I want to crash out but my sugar levels are currently low
royal raft
Me when unnecessary ping
eternal oar
This seems mildly inconvenient
Hi vita 
night wedge
Ur lucky u damn jester
upbeat flint
<:neurOMEGALUL:1097297318119743638> Me when unnecessary ping<:Erm:10965588804960...
chicken nuggets
tulip jay
I want to crash out but my sugar levels are currently low
sounds like you're experiencing a...
sugar crash-out
Now i have to complaine about being killed, in lowercase
tranquil jungle
sounds like you're experiencing a...
...
Sugar crash (out)
royal raft
chicken nuggets
Mmm Chign nugit
upbeat flint
borger
night wedge
#- do you know how boring it is to be reduced to mere small words
eternal oar
Why are you German
I forgot why
tulip jay
minor markdown syntactical error
royal raft
Chicken and chiggen are the same mhm
tulip jay
it's -#, not #-
tranquil jungle
Noob
night wedge
Is it? -#
tulip jay
a fool is yourself
night wedge
Fucking shit
royal raft
Borger = burger mhm
tulip jay
-# observe
tranquil jungle
Try it Clown
upbeat flint
IT WAS NOT WRITTEN LIKE THAT
-# what is bro going on about
night wedge
EVERYONE SHUT UP
tranquil jungle
Right what about the one for big bold text
upbeat flint
-# no
tranquil jungle
EVERYONE SHUT UP
-# no.
royal raft
This rug is soft
tulip jay
big text (headers) are ##
autumn timber
e
tulip jay
okay markdown is hating me escaping those octothorpes
upbeat flint
-# Hello everyone, It is I, John Wifi, today we will be committing tax evasion
tranquil jungle
okay markdown is hating me escaping those octothorpes
royal raft
#/HI IM WHISPERING
tranquil jungle
#/HI IM WHISPERING
You aren't
night wedge
## big text (headers) are \#\#
IT DIDNT WORK
royal raft
L
autumn timber
or you can use double
tulip jay
it's two #s in a row
night wedge
CAN I
royal raft
Didn’t work
eternal oar
You’ve been gone for a while @tranquil jungle
autumn timber
tranquil jungle
You’ve been gone for a while <@827823754889396236>
:YES:
night wedge
#LETS FUCKING GO
autumn timber
use double hash
night wedge
OH MY GOD
royal raft
##NEURO##
tulip jay
#LETS FUCKING GO
single ones don't work on this server
autumn timber
night wedge
who programmed this shit
upbeat flint
#LETS FUCKING GO
L
tulip jay
## who programmed this shit
clowns and fools
autumn timber
Thine Clown
tulip jay
Mine Clown.
royal raft
##AAAAAAAAAAA
night wedge
Anythinf that happened in the past 3 minutes did not actually happen
woeful apex
night wedge
Hi
upbeat flint
i have recorded the last 5 minute of your life
royal raft
tulip jay
i think i will refrain from helping anyone who plans to use the headers to scream
night wedge
i have recorded the last 5 minute of your life
You know they are going to say its ai
tulip jay
singularity (not Black Hole) does that enough in #livestream-chat already
iron tundra
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
autumn timber
Rat
iron tundra
No
royal raft
WHY IS THIS THE ONLY ONE THAT NEEDS A SPACE
night wedge
singularity (not Black Hole) does that enough in <#1067638175478071307> already ...
There is someone called that?
tulip jay
There is someone called that?
yeah
royal raft
Don’t need a space for this hi
celest root
tulip jay
## WHY IS THIS THE ONLY ONE THAT NEEDS A SPACE <:Erm:1096558880496029706> <:Erm:...
-#Not true; this also needs a space. See?
celest root
Stupih ass chat
night wedge
then there must be someone called plurality and faith shur up
tulip jay
shur
celest root
Shur
royal raft
-# ok this one too I didn’t even know this existed
night wedge
Ahhahahha shur loook at how my sanity leaks away and its your fault
royal raft
Shur
split plank
then there must be someone called plurality and faith shur up
lie ur a black hole
night wedge
lie ur a black hole
Why did you look at my bio
tulip jay
lie ur a black hole
not a black hole
your literacy rates are off the charts (they're negative)
night wedge
Stalker
split plank
upbeat flint
Why did you look at my bio
why did you write a bio then
royal raft
Ugh autocorrect I hate you love you
upbeat flint
yourself is irrevelant
celest root
Ugh autocorrect I ~~hate you~~ love you
No u
upbeat flint
your bio now belong to the swarm
night wedge
Every night i read it to conserve my sanity in this hellhole
Why the swqrm speciffically
Swarmist detected
celest root
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1457134276205084803/dansi-dancing-cat.gif
royal raft
No me
night wedge
Engage in nuclear winter precaution protocols
royal raft
Mhm
celest root
?? Me when I don’t understand what you’re talking about <:Erm:109655888049602970...
No u
upbeat flint
Swarmist detected
you're never going to believe this
tulip jay
what the fuck are any of you talking about right now
royal raft
No u
night wedge
what the fuck are any of you talking about right now
That green thing is a sawrmist
YES I SAID SAWRMIST
celest root
Sawrmist
upbeat flint
I have a buzzsaw
tulip jay
read: sour mist
night wedge
I have a buzzsaw
Idk whats that
royal raft
Mmmmmm sour mist yum
sharp oasis
hi nn
upbeat flint
Idk whats that
ask the pale king
celest root
Mmmmmm sour mist yum
No u
royal raft
No u
night wedge
ask the pale king
I dont have hollow night
royal raft
Wth why did you say that. Thats so mean<:neuroD:1134963217676906606> <:neuroD:11...
Waaaa I thought you were nice and fren WAAAA
iron tundra
Hi nurons I've been dissociating for the past couple hours