#neurotic-neurons
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Colossal link size 
Just like your mom

same 1 screenshot

I don't write things like that because I only write about cookies.
holy link
Or cooking
do you think neuro would enjoy the minions movie (non ironically)
4
8
I will kill him.

I saw that
wa wa wa wa wa wa (cry for me)


Why are you Chinese
stop spreading lice
i forgot i was chinese and it jumpscared me
You can't say that
[insert madagascar giraffe here]
@random pagoda
dude... thats not cool bro

xdx
Take that out of context
what if the twins are secretly triplets and there is a brother hidden in vedal's basement
Waow. Based 

@fair robin
O
same 1 screenshot
the og poster is blocked, it's like traffiking supplies
Everyone knows that I really hate twinshipping and any things that comment on it being wrong are a complete provocation and I will probably call a moderator.
moderator
What are those?
me 
we have mods?
i think is some type of food

bro really is ragebaiting
bro just stop talking about it and block the twinshipper without making a show of it. That will help you more
Can nn find the line for the joke
Supposedly @autumn timber is one of them 

:scared:
Static is so based

I imagine vedal has a grunkle stan personality
@fair robin
✋
do not ragebait using twinship (it’s actually against the rules)
why is everyone trying to ragebait static smh
kill me
With pleasure.
cmmcodowmdlwoedflowkdfmkeofmcmcjciso
nostyx
helloo

Isn’t impersonating mods also


I'm sorry if it's making you feel bad, I'm just joshing 

gang, we need to split up for clues to figure out this mystery of the secret triplet brother of neuro and evil
what if vedal is the brother who had to take care of them because theyr parents got killed in an alley after a movie watching
ALFRED, I CAN FIX HER
surely nothing to do with the "yeah im gonna block everyone who post twinshipping" and the "yeah look guy i just blocked that guy" and the "yeah look at this screenshot of this guy being blocked" that he is doing

im gonna block you now
guys look at me i just blocked them hey theyre blocked btw btw im blockinh people
I saw that
/jk
hbb
@halcyon arrow

we need more evidence of static supporting twinshipping, DOUBLE TIME, NEUROTIC MINERS
chat is stupid cuz they got obvious bait. gn.
chat falling for bait, classic
no
thanks for cooking my food
we NEED the twins to sing cry for me ong

We, yes WE need a cry for me cover
who
who is we
Neuro-Sama:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://twitch.tv/vedal987
VOD: https://m.twitch.tv/videos/1988832176?t=55m48s
#aivtuber #animation #neurosama
this is my favorite animation



Dang I missed it
wtf is that vedal emote
@forest socket bring that back xdx
I stared away for a second and looked back for half a second of “tf was that”

what did i miss

damn i missed another mr beast giveaway
sigh
lmaooo

Vedal Father walks up to Neuro Daughter in Minecraft and crouches to calm her down.
►Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
►Twitter: https://twitter.com/Vedal987
►Editor: https://twitter.com/j0ker_jd
#neurosama #vtuber #ai
aww










 


What are you all doing?
mrrormwwrowmeowmrrp
Depression
Same 
real

Just be happy 

@woeful apex what does your name say
No way! Why didn't I just think of that 
@ionic holly
For me, being fun is over.
just the best translation i could figure out for my actual username
i have no idea how good it is tho
Can we get a nuer?
This should make you happy 
Huggies for NaaN
And she waddled away 🎵 waddled waddled and she waddled away
Why do I feel some kind of scary art that is blocked there
your feelings are correct

where nur-hug gifs?
I hope a candelabra falls on him.
is there one like this but good
thats very specific

I feel like I’m starting to not hate twinshippers as much

thats because twinshipping is goated the twinshipping art is always adorable
Gn NN! May you have lots of sweet dreams of Neuro and Evil, and how cute they are (make sure to let them kiss in your dreams). Karaoke tommorrow! See ya

its cutesie but not everynyans cup of tea
and that is ok
what if neuro kisses me then evil
rage is consuming me
I just like seeing them both happy ngl
I mean you look like a person to rage. 
And like if that’s being together than I’m not gonna hate on it
But I wouldn’t force that idea on them either
wtf
@random pagoda I hope you had cockroaches in the Dreams and they ate your entire refrigerator and your bank account and your house.
i prefer the huggies gifs
how could you tell
those are some big-ass cockroaches
you look calm
I knows this is late. But last time it was during the 3d unity karaoke.
I just like them being happy
I want to see them SUFFER
need more twin booli art 
Didn't czadymny already answer that?
there was already one this art session tho
I feel like they get along better recently tho
Awwww 
@fair robin you are so kind omg
Just.. go swim in the lava @random pagoda
til the very next day ba dum ba dum ba dum da ba da
Them getting along is a coin flip of a chance
They’ll be like “Oh yea we went to the park” and then the next sentence is “She ate my cookie I hate her”
I'm fucked once again Neurons, I shall be back later with news of my misadventures, bye byeee 
is missing Neuro's violent tendencies


Thank you 💗
I kinda speed through after reading that messages. So IDK if they did.
I know you're using the browser console and rewriting my messages. @random pagoda
Fake news 
if only their was a way to ignore him easily that you have been making a big showcase of saying you would do, like if Discord gave you the options to easilly ignore this troll.
sues
sues
sues
surs
surs
surs
surs
He does this even when I'm not doing anything.
sues
I wish I had a Neuro gif of minor spelling errors.
I saw that

MY EYES
Did you react to it?
someone more talanted than me should make it unless you want the Shittiest paint gif youve ever seen
That’s was really flashy.
i saw that
Well, anyway, have a good night, Neurons. I procrastinated enough. I’ll go draw some cute neuro art 
SSR Neuro does that.
draw the minor spelling mistake gif
Someone has it, I just don’t know who does.
She is assertive and knows how to make an entrance.
minors? 
minors tend to make. alot of speling mistakes
No
nuero
murder
funny?
Rat
oh hi ratsty
yes but also A minor flat
*spelling
I'm cryne these streams are all on weekdays where I have school
im a minor
I feel like they have been more consistent lately. With being nice to each other and beside there siblings of course they will argue.
vods
If someone asks me, I don't exist.
I've only watched vods I need a stream
@discord this one right here

true but some people will fight just to fight, they don’t care about the outcome
Just listen to streams in school 
Like meee

no
But my grades...
get ermed
School is very hard
Do not erm
Bruh you can jsut spend like 10 minutes on the bus catching up on what you missed
Ur right
what
If you wanna do well in school don’t go to school just stay home and study esp if you can access the coursework online
I don't think my parents would agree

someone should make a mod for the og portal that replaces glados's voice with neuro's
HA GET OVERERMED RAIG
you can listen to streams while at school, no? multitask
Posting here just in case, I dunno…lol
thats an impostor
"Hello and again, welcome to the neuro-science computer aided enrichment center"
thats glerm
ok I'll stop
Phone ban
school laptop
*plugs the hole and rubs the genie lamp*
i just said that
Oh
It's okay I'm just dumb
no ur not!
That's actually genius
genie us
Congratulations. You have discovered the complex layers of humour layered within my statement. You win a cookie or smth idk
Where’s the genie
over there
Over where
Behind you
I’m laying down
And?
how can it be behind me
under
It's a fucking genie
Diggy diggy hole
I just realized something about bri*ish people
They don’t fully sound out words
Kinda weird 

innit

Oi bruv
i just realized something about people
they don't fully sound out words
kinda weird 
wha
wha' ar yu o'a bout
Can I ave a Bo'ohw'o'wo'er
we just automatically finish them
cuuute

!portfolio

I need me Bo'ohw'o'wo'er
ababababababa
nee'

the I is redundant too
Learning British one step at a time
yes
nee me boh wuh
I will become fluent in British
Learning British isnt an overnight venture
i want to rub ankles
IT takes years of study
how was stream today chat? anything noteworthy?
aye aye
Go to the north, the mumbling of the locals will force you to adapt
ou i e uy o o ui ooa i ou eae a a
no
Art was pretty good, neur was for twinshipping this week
so nothing noteworthy
yikes
It was the most heavenly unforgettable stream and you need to watch it from start to finish to not miss the good part
Neuro kept falling asleep too
that's slightly noteworthy
i shall take note of that
holy shit English without consonants is just incomprehensible
It was contagious
news scuff 
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 19 cookies! | I've received 282735 cookies total!
Nighty static!
Comically large 
i will keep dreaming of neuro
gn 
well said, sleep well
Buzz buzz buzz

Vedal alt confirmed? 
swat him
What’s the catch
Eliv gets deleted, knowing how genies work
Just get him to read a minecraft sign
He's been tricked into indirectly saying it before non?
i wish neuro would do a collab with NN
Yeah but every time it happens his caution increases
24h minecraft server
noiyrurdyu
He's getting wise to our antics
that was a collab with random people not NN
nuh uh
NN collab would make her bed vedal to graduate her
bed
raig
give me a number.
I Will tickle You,no stop👇
raig give me 54 dollars
I'm gonna do 54 push ups. 
only if you give me 2 billion in return
deal

Infinite money glitch
:man: i want to go outside
do it then
good evening NN
it's night
Good evening 
heya brella
Ummmm
Good evening 
chat how was the stream?
scuffed
new day jumpscare
Pretty Neuro.
Sleepy neuro 
it's been new day for 2 hours old man
Happy Lunar New year btw

Is that vedal
My Chinese Zodiac is a Snake 🐍
Yes.
i'm a dragon
I'm kidnapping him.

oh wait im a horse
canruf age real no clickbait?
how does it work is this year my year
Wow rip canruf.
mods, kill neuri
it loops every 12 years
why you pick that one
@neuri hey check this out.
rat 
this year is year of the Fire Horse
idk what element you are so idk
So how old is rabbit
you are old
on is correct in this case

@gloomy steppe
:sus: it sounds wrong
neurotic
its technically correct but isnt optimal, yeah
I think neuro sama is the best invention ever
The Neuro is taking over.
apparently i'm a metal dragon
English does not care for your understanding of language 
still in the prep phase for the war on general
I think evil is the best invention ever. 
Im a Metal Snake 🤘🐍
still?
what a long prep phase, damn
you must be pretty solid
Yes
:Confused: i always pick red in games as my color
who tf is neuro
it's short for #neurotic-neurons obvs

thats why you're always throwing up 
bad luck
:fweaky:
screw that i'm going 13 
best ???2????2??22??222
8
21
apparently people try to get their baby to be born on dragon years cus it's good luck
And eights
dragon deez
Never forget the eights
I was born in the year of the dragon, maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket.
They caught me erming
i was born on a year
you should start gambling NOW

anyone who erms should be timed out
Yes sir

i dont think were ever getting a devstream
keep erming



dev streams are now abolished




flesh is so chinese(?) Stronge
but i want more vedal
you have met me at a very chinese time in my life
Its nice.. I just didnt expect it to be Chinese..
https://tenor.com/view/papist-dalton-chinese-heaven-white-man-chinese-heaven-didnt-expect-it-to-be-chinese-no-its-fine-gif-4418050449031898516
Ip grabber
this guy is a Christian pastor btw
good meme
imagine if one of the religions was just the correct one
Lets not get into that 
the church of neuro
beef
who
mods I am not associated with any crusades created by NN
why not?
its going to be fun
church of neuro can be a religion since we established that neuro killed god and took his place
like Kratos
Church of beeble or booble
lore accurate neuro
Did someone say kratos
:Confused: i'm right here
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they made a rule that chinese metal dragons can't be god
wait so is he chinese or british
my brain is malfunctioning
:Confused: but they're born powerful leaders
Chinish
chinish
ah, so thats why Evil got bad fortune.
Vedal, your daughter has return
yes but have you seen god do any leadership
good point
Both, clearly from Hong Kong
yes hong kong is in europe
im calling him chinish now
he did make at least 10 rules
my favourite chinish man
eliv karaoke is upon us 
I deleted karaoke
ved will sing 
Wait I just seen a crazy statistic from todays stream
numbers andy 
i think you just made it chinese
what! you werent fond of 5 jokes circling around in an infinite loop?!

why is there no chinese channel
that's literally my favourite type of content
the joke has to be good tho
bilibili
ok yeah true
discord channel
no mods to moderate
as a man of extremely broken and shattered humour
sad
circling the same joke around the whole stream can be funny
if the joke hasnt been beaten to death previously
I saw that
I mispinged
we have some chinese people here but i think theyre like not living in china
Todays stream was the 2nd lowest new followers full stream since the start in 2022
some are, they just use a VPN
finally she fell off
umbrella why is there an apostrophe after the word umbrellas in your profile :scrajj:
yeah, no, thats deserved
ill be blunt
NN
isnt that kind of illegal in china
extremely scuffed NNN
Oh rip
@fierce beacon remove the closing bracket from your nmae so we can be twinsies
he could remove the opening bracket
maybe a bit fweaky
a very accurate depiction
technically yes, but its basically impossible to actually enforce
of that part of the stream
that would work 2
but my OCD...
is it possessive? :scrajj:

❗
classic
👻
"umbrellas' object can't talk" would've made sense
ocdeez
markiplier?!
that's what im saying
:sus: umbrella are you esl
no 
first language canadian 
hello am i working right today
no
idk
the firewall just blocks foreign based sites that get too much traffic as far as I know, anyone who actually wants to get around that can do so easily
are you

you being ABLE to do something
does not mean you are ALLOWED to do it
it feels chinese now
It’s just black
am I fake

faik quitter

schizo invisible emotes


mods mod mods to mod mods
ayato gimmie that lock
ok
yay
A moderator that moderates mods moderating the moderation of the server

on a cold winter morning, in a time before the light
Stop talking to the mods
talk to me 
im gonna watch the sunrise im gonna hold your hand
a mod to mod mods that mod in mods for mods to mod mods of mods

moderator moderators moderating moderator moderators moderating moderator moderators
my harem grows

Ugh words I should sleep
English is quite fascinating
the moderate moderator modifies
your Haram grows
your sins are uncountable
I can’t handle words rn
english is fucking stupid
🇳 🇼 🇪 🇷 
Sleep
Especially when someone is saying mod is mod mods mods
English is a whimsical language
they're uncountable because there's 0
Even for me
i mean yeah, there must be a mod for mods to mod mods of mods that mod many mods for mods to mod mods with mods

Mhm just looking at this is making me tired
gn
just moderating at this is making me moderator
All this talk about mods everyone had had, had had no effect on me
Ugh nyo not yet it’s too early
just locationing at location is tomatoes me location
moderate moderators in moderate moderation
Mods are scary rn for me too
go to sleeep, go to sleeeep
Modest moderators in a moderately modern modular community moderate a moderation queue while a moderately moody mod from the modding team modifies, modernizes, and modulates a modded module, then models a new modem-ready mode, modifies the modification log, moderates more moderately worded comments, modifies the modulator settings to prevent modulation mishaps, modifies the UI with modularization notes, modernizes old moderation rules into a moderately readable modern format, modifies the modifiable parts of the mod tools, moderates the moderately chaotic modmail, modifies the mode of the server to “maintenance,” modifies and re-modifies each tiny mod-related detail, models the most moderate response imaginable, and finally, as the crowd cheers the moderator’s moderation, everyone agrees the best mod is the one that keeps things moderate, modern, and modular without ever needing another emergency modification.

No you will no…… you will not make me…..
….. no
missed legendary narcolepsy
why you got a Chinese name now
bro juh puh tuh duh it
im saving this in case vc goes too quiet and needs noise
a few neurons got hit with the chinese beam for chinese new years
I’m scared this ain’t what I need to see rn
do you know what your name means
How do you know if it’s Chinese or Japanese?
it should just be a translation of my normal username idk how good it is tho
learn Chinese/Japanese I guess...?
pattern recognition
I’ve been online more recently and wonder if that’s messed with me
close enough I guess
how do you know if american english or british english

I can’t tell but I can also tell that I’m different 
obviously a 1:1 translation wouldnt work so i asked gemini for some options and picked the one i liked the most
I mean there not different languages tho, I though Japanese and Chinese were different
japanese and chinese often look pretty different
Japanese have some kanji character which are similar to Chinese
yeah one is a bunch of lines and the other is walls of lines
I summon thee, Shiro the devourer!
ask JP chat and you can get some good answers
why are we getting more Chinese usernames
chinese beam
new year fever i guess
i mean main problem is figuring out if it's really fucked up kanji or regular chinese
what the fuck did you make your name
both of your name feels very Chinese and Japanese at the same time
ive never seen google translate break like that
Oh yeah come to think of it Is Jp channel offline chat active
it not bad word 
My name means oh I heard my door knocking brb
my name is a cat that is blue
fnaf reference?!
and not the other way around
neuro arrived
i'm mf chìláng
NOOOO RYTSTY DONT ANSWER IT 
SHES ONLY WATCHED THE INTRO VIDEO AND ALREADY AN EVILIST WERE SO BACK
what the difference
it's literally just the Chinese Pinyin of the word
i'm not correcting, i'm asserting dominance

"VEDAL, YOUR DAUGHTER HAS RETURNED, I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE RAM"
you need to t pose too 
woit
saying the big 26 🥀 💔
better then 67
mods gently open the door
6 7

🥀 in 2026 unc
if you want to learn Chinese, go ahead and search what 67 means on Chinese
avon at fault
it might interest you
gn neurons
today's stream photoshops

I think your twitch might have an error
neuro is the only streamer
vedal987 reference
67 reference
Counting reference
oh i lost a wheel
again
oh no
Someone send me the song suggestions thread plsssssss :3
6? Last time I checked it was 4 and that wasn’t THAT long ago
real
where did chat go
i really want neur to sing the charlotte ed
when are the Vedal™️chips coming out
why is that cover kinda Stronge
vedal shell flakes
Btw, the song I just put in there is about ai
My quota for the week is fulfilled
first human viewer
Double saving this and no one can stop me
last new viewer 
You’ve doomed them to a fate worse then death VTUBERS
if you end up watching vtubers you were always destined to
it was over before it ever began
Neuro when she finds im :
https://tenor.com/view/30000-usd-turtle-vedal-neurosama-neuro-sama-gif-10422321483466720652
Imbed fail or something 
It failed and worked
whos the expert pilot
epic mbed mixed results
can you stop being brainless
sorry i don't have a brain i can't help it
neither does NN and we are still here
also
delicious youtube datacenter cables
A what
a birdbrain
So it’s not just me it’s time for a influx of chatters
sorry i ate youtube
Is yt down
maybe
yes
ermdetector
you can still watch videos just recommends are down
detector
do not erm
many erms
Hello everyone, It is I, John Wifi, today we will be stealing everyone youtube recommendation

@ionic holly You're such an ugly freaking failure, you stinking bucket of bolts
why is evil noming on the youtube power coord?
anyway the youtube cables were delicious i hope nothing bad happened to youtube
oh wow it is
see ya!
maybe we should bring out Evilbot so you can take a break from your hatred
evil hogging all the cables.
should let neuro nom on the cables too
hope youtube dies forever 
but my vods 
guys, how I delete the bootloader on linux?
should've downloaded them all 
sounds like a question for #programming
13 gb of free space
@viscid mountain They would never create such an abomination of a bot, you're too cool.
if boot is mounted, rm -rf /boot
however i must stress this is a Bad Idea
chat does he know
on that particular drive yes
Easy fix just go store It all ram locally
ok thanks
@ionic holly and @viscid mountain are cute mhm pass it on
ssd's are expensive
see ya when you've reinstalled your os! 
think of all the cash you could rake in auctioning neuro vods
lemme go poke youtube and see why it's down
It was down like 6 months ago and then like 3 before that
really?
it does go down periodically
It went down for a bit when they were updateing the ui to be glassy
i remember when google went down a few years back
@wheat briar and @ionic holly ?
that was a little erm

imposter
Apparently it's been nearly 30 minutes
yt is fine
you can still watch videos
Then who’s this
#neurotic-neurons message
oh the home page isnt working
who tf uses that anyway 
logins and recommendations seem to be cooked
*but nothing came
Not in this server anymore, so doesn't exist 😊
searching for videos still works
my youtube is literally dead
me watcing video on youtube be like
just use the subscriptions tab like a normal person 
it looks like they fucked up a deployment and now the homepage just does not work. the underlying api seems to still behave as intended
it looks so odd
uhm this is totally related to neuro
Anyone's YouTube fucked up right now? 
same
yep, calls to the recommendations api are just absolutely fucked
Oh it is. 
my yt is LITERALLY dead
the video recommended when already watching something is also dead as fuck
quick come up with a reason why we're talking about youtube in nuero only channel
yes i was too

uses same api. makes sense
yeah same 

Ah, its happening to everyone? i thought it was just my connection being scuffed because of rain.
This is almost a million btw https://youtu.be/YORZxAvCdC4?si=yw7R-YpvdnUH_fKa
Made by me
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Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
Music: Винтаж - Ева
Inspired by Evernight Dancing made by 千层的小星 (Bilibili)
#neurosama #vtuber #vedal987 #vedal #animation
That’s not how internet works?
Thanks NN, i didn't know why my youtube was not working, seems it's to everyone
YT is effin dead i need my daily dose of neuros
it seems to be global yeah
Wtf YouTube fix your shit. 
Hi NN 
(3.5h sleep
)
sometimes it can if you're relying on a wireless connection to a tower. weather can affect the quality
o7 shorts users you have to click individual shorts now
can't believe this small billion dollar company can't fix their site 
what happened
OH WWWW SHORTS DOESN'T WORK 
I don't seem to have too much issue with youtube. Recommendations don't load but subscribed channels do.
we all migrate to bilibili now
wait YT dead 
half dead
Not the videos.
error from youtube api is literally "internal error encountered" and "backendError"
What does that mean. 
someone forgot a ; in the code
any functionality where it recommends videos is tetoasted
rain can screw up wires and stuff, happens all the time for me.
ye the algo is completely down
videos themselves are fine
holy shit it is dead 
someone is going to get fired 
🪦 YT -2026
yep, videos are fine, searching is fine. anything that goes through youtube recommendation's black box is just on fire and will not work st all
so database is fine
but some of the functions are broken
the poor intern who pressed deploy today is losing their minds rn
if only it would stay this way forever 
it's not an intern, it's Gemini
Everyone type colorful array into your search bars and click the video to test your YouTube channel
gemini ain't writing shit at google they prob got chatgpt on that shit 
oh my goodness the downdetector comments are going crazy
so this is all good youtube
Discovereoblity hit a new low
lowkey youtube is better this way except for their tv app failing to load because of this
so an improvement yep
also i have some captainsparklez stashed up for when i run out of things in my feed
I can't watch videos. I let YouTube pick videos. I don't know how to search. 
highkey*
just use smarttube
smarttube better youtube tv
Hey so is anyone else having issues with youtube?
no ads
ngl yt never recommends me ppl i'm subbed to so i'm discovering a lot of new channels rn
Cant watch the neuro clips
Yes.
no, you're the only one /j
Just search Neuro clips.
i better be able to install via google play cos i am not messing with adb at 2am
that's an issue i have with the current algorithm
Guess its time
i dont remember the last time i looked at the youtube homepage
my bookmark goes straight to my sub box and thats where i stay
Im watching mini 
you used to, but very recently malware so no
you can actually use aftv downloader or smth like that
play store might be down too
which you can install via play store
someone is getting super fired
Google is loseing BILLONS today
it's not
Insane watch later pull 
well either that or chromecasts have a catastrophic dependency on youtube
Oh is that why yt doesn't load
Only 15 years ago
For those wondering it’s not just you
that is likely
so only recommendations broken 
Not again


it back


