#neurotic-neurons
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forsen ?
5
10
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indecisive
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SMOCUS
Huh?
Uhh
Stop


My screen is full of neuro jumping
Neurorb
Also evil
If you don't stop, I'll sue the mods.
Evil always an afterthought 
Also neur
that not what I mean
That’s a crazy cartwheel
@slim socket Make him understand that this is not #swarm

dont spam pls
what the fuck is this
Hi temmie
Clearly is worshipping Evil
Looks like a normal day in Neurosia
That's very old, how have you not seen it
does anyone have the Neuro one of that


Neuro fans are not as dedicated, so no.
i mean I wouldn't expect you to have it
im saying it doesnt even exist what you seek.
it does
if it does i have not seen it posted here
it got buried
Oh~ it looks like reality
Prefect photo where evil?
neuro brainrot
6:46 am
Tea time before world domination 
Coffee time excuse you
@serene ginkgo you would know if there was a neuro version of that.
Coffee for emergencies.
Leave Samantha alone.
Samantha 
Samantha.
John Vedal
Neuro Samantha Vedal
Evilyn Abigail Vedal
John Jack Rachel Vedal
Rachel???
John Jack Rachel "Mosquito" "Coldfish" Vedal
Oh no
yes
[Saved and Archived]

dead chat 
Who wants one? 
Anyone else? 


ur cute NN
huh
No u
goodnight NN
Nightmare night _mr.porter 💜


omg it's dancy
I love this emote it's one of my favorite emotes ever
so you hate
two streams
same 2 streams
Hamburbur
hamburbur 
Good morning everyone
||h||||a||||p||||p||||y|||| ||||b||||i||||r||||t||||h||||d||||a||||y||||s||||h||||i||||r||||o||
Shiro 
Wtf
hi

Hi xpl0dous
Oh~ okie
🍻 
Can I see your NN passport bordged?
for what
Hmm identification?
I don’t have a passport

why would I need identification for here
Neurorm
For identification purposes

Not happy today
Change it
Be happy
Dw its just taking a run up
nn dead
shibo
Shiro where the sechdule
Casually forgetting about rhe hype trains
how will you moderate now
Noooo Shibo needs to correct us
it should be tomorrow at the latest I'd think
Hello everyone, It is I, John Wifi, today we will be witnessing crippling debt
more then 2 stream
Wifi guy!
have the clipper channels run out of subathon content to clip
not the main
saved?
we’ll see
Who see?
it's ok the schedule will drop and reveal the legendary Tuesday dev stream
and once again, rivers of content will flow
and life will return to the swarm
I think Shibo went insane

the prophecy has foretold as much
we need only survive the drought
and on the other side, salvation and purpose await
shibo, why are you the only mod here 
go apply?
Everyone else abandoned us
mods are abolished
Guys
dead chat 
why do you want me to apply for mod when other mods are trying to leave the mod position? 
I don’t want to
if nobody applies hard to have more mods around
wonder if we can get a twinshipper to be a mod
damn its actually dead? 
Sorry Shirbo, but am not confident enough in my ability to be unbiased and maintain a schedule to be mod
I can’t believe all the mods are leaving VedalAI, must be a bad company
I love
Yeah smh no pay

maintain a schedule 
the glass door reviews for vedal ai is shocking
Ew shibby
my sleep schedule is in East Asia right now
Did they get married I had to work last night
Fr should get Neuro and Evil to post their reviews
Idk what’s going on anymore
mods adopted their schedule habits from their streamer

the wouldn't allow it tony is to valuable at this point
Oh dear look how cute they’re
Twin-kissing is good to health. Sooo true
double the pay
or they would skin me alive 
They'd either be super benevolent or mail a pipe bomb to you
Based

maybe I'm happy with vedal as my boss after all 
you pay the twins and get skinned alive 
But you don't get paid
Wait adhd moment; so as my first day why did I get called a leaf
@ VedaI , Shiro is gonna quit
Just need to overthrow god with Evil and you get fair pay I reckon
are mods even paid 
As new member, for one week, in any server, you'll have a green leaf next to your name
Oh
That’s new
discord feature 
And not on phone lol
not new
and yeah doesn't show on mobile
I dont like it
we were all leaves once upon a time
Valid
Goodnight NN
goodnight desoom
Gn
Gn!

des
Nighty
My roommate ate all the Fritos and now I can’t have chili fritos
Destroy them
I will
It’s always when I want something
They eat that thing
they ate my whole box of samoa’s I paid for with my money

how dare them
I didn’t get a single one.
We need a court stream for the twins to judge em
I could get behind another court stream
And make em bread as compensation
I didn't get to see the first one live
Good idea
Hi vaultraptor
Court stream?
Stati! Heya
the court stream was cinema
Tbh I think court streams are great and I want more of those
yeah
Hello Static sama
definitely an idea I would love to see return
I want to see the mods put on trial
what
Would be funny
Basically Neuro and Evil judging one another or Vedal ala Phoenix Wright
the trial of shiro
Ahhhh yeah
Shiro, explain yourself
I'm sorry, I'll stop holding this over your head
I'm going to read a manhwa.
Which one?
we were talking about the turtle video bringing in droves of misinformed new swarm users and someone said I wouldn't be able to correct all their falsehoods
Valid
guys mini is moving to the UK 👀

She now in UK
she moved but ye
Why would you ever go to the UK?
conspiracy theorists go wild
we just need more theme stream reruns in general
/s.
Right like, anywhere but there
So much potential
What the reason mini go there mhm
the UK is like the Rome of vtubers isn't it
I actually know the reason~
all roads lead to the UK
she said she moved there to explore iirc

Idk, Japan also exists
Hi umbrella
☔ 
Eh, Japan is basically UK 2.0
ok the UK is the Rome of en vtubers
Evening my lovely folks
How are you all
No~
I thought japan is the rome for vtuber 
Bwaa Stati so mean
Japan is Mecca, UK is Rome?
Mecca
my schedule copium bottles are running dry
Ask Ved for some Rum
need a new shipment
Is that how Vedal call his rum
I dont like this gif
Oh
I dont understand therefore I hatred
I’m sorry
Oh
Its not your fault
wait how new are you to neuro sama
You used it objectively correctly
That is, for no reason or purpose
As most gifs are for
I can't not hear Neuro's "wait" everytime someone starts a sentence with that. Fr sometimes she only starts sentence with "wait!"
Uhh I followed a video on how neuro was made over the past what- five years; I haven’t seen a stream, I barely know how evil came to be, I’ve only seen clips and pieces-
I’m the opposite in that regard, but I have been on both side of the chatter/moderator spectrum before in life and it is incredibly tiresome 
-# Also I’d probably just demote myself as a joke at the first chance I get
Why did it take me 15 minutes to type this, Is he stupid? (Yes)
a clips watcher
will you stop by a livestream?
Yes ofc
when did you first learn of Neuro-sama then?
Which I actually dislike twitch lol but I’ll do it
Nighty all, Shirbo, you should also eep soon
Wait, u a mod?
nono I can't sleep, this is something really special to me
not here no
I knew subconsciously about them since Neuro first became a streamer, but adhd I never looked into it anymore than oh that’s cool
I want to know what neuro-sama is like to a new viewer discovering them
Lemme give you a tip: close your eyes and lay the phone down
Then sleep
Bleh
so what was your first impression when you clicked a clip?
Halo
Humorous rodent
Hi unbrella
Happy birthday Shiro
This

"Oh man, the entire community remembered the birthday of that Shiro guy, so wholesome"
fascination 
Yes
Being a mod here would make me disconnect from reality while looking at this chat
fake
Happy bday shiro

so in your own words, how would you describe neuro, evil and vedal to someone
Happy birthday shiro
another victim to the propaganda
Damn the bday killed them
Single dad spawns two children in from his own imagination after getting beat by one of them in osu
Hi nn 
Hi artorias
Halo
Hi Art
that's amazing
I like you already

That implies he was a single dad before though

Hi elyos 
Yes
hello new leaf
Bonjour
honestly Sean you may have chosen the best time to show up
Its only a matter of time before we have the new leaf make a NN passport 
umbre 
Why u say french
Oh?
Why’s that

we're currently in the start-of-year drought following neuro's birthday subathon (her birthday is dec 19th!)
Bip bip
who checks our passports tho 
Ohhh
from
work! 
Me
but we're near the end of the drought (
)
Passports are weak
Haloooo

chatge 
so you'll get to experience regular streams from here forward (
)
Because hello can be said in any language
Yippee

Je ne pense pas
I mean
I should make one of those, sounds amusing enough
You gotta swap words but I think so
Allo
i thought spreading misinformation was against the rules
How do I make a passport-
ooo i want passport

I'm spreading copium
Conversely spreading rules is frowned upon
Yes it is amusing
I appreciate this
I had a long day at work
but i like spreading things
I just miss neuro and evil 
This is so cool
The casino is draining
I'll even take the green one at this point 
We know that, Vomit boy
woke up
no schedule 
hi miss neuro and evil

ok dereinehalt you can log off your alt now
expecting schedule on monday 



















offline chatter economy rn 💹
oxygen
Signature more like drawing with a mouse (I don’t have a signature anyway
)

@copium 
What a good day it is, shiro. 
wait you got your name back?
Raig 
ubefugqoe fgqeoifbaoisb vsoivbibdnbodb
didn't realize it was in yen

Is taking up arms the opposite of taking down legs
What if you’re taking up legs
of course
shirge 
You bring an interesting point
Art of using emojis...
egg 
Teach me
Salutations. 

*sneezes rupturing my own lungs*

mhm
ok that’s fair
When do I not
Et tu shiro
I hate sneezes like this it actually hurts so bad sometimes
Happy birthday shito
Oh yeah. I'm not sure if you've noticed. But you do realize you're on my Patreon? 

Don't forget left arm tingling afterwards
why does @vivid prawn has ur pfp
Yuh :>
the only thing tingling is my chest owie
if i look at the sun i want to sneeze
Me do a
on another comission
figgy stole it 
Cuayo time
No like. You're like subscribed to me. 
Cuayo
so i stole figgy's pfp back 
WHAT
I will violence I think
I GOT TURNED INTO AN EMOTE ALREADY
I know aye, should I not be?
but gabonettas pfp is better :saDge:
WH
I was just making sure you didn't forget or something. 
You haven't interacted with a single post so I thought you forgot. 
Thank for kind reminder 

Exclusive tier 1000 patreon reward : come to NN
gabonettas
idk who that is 
Fair, nice to check ^^
From now on make sure you interact
Always forgor to checknwith other stuff taking my attention, but i remembered :>
crap. i fell asleep and forgot to check my blood!!!!!
Do it

Well it's mostly vedal and Camila stuff I'm working on right now. 
Hurry and do a taste test
Next up will be the twins.m
it taste like iron
U ok?

I'm thinking of the rap battle where Neuro goes crazy filtered.
probably.
Oh you might be an AI
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canruf is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy lil guy and needs to go to bedb. he is ver tired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat.
gn chart
Wait!
Hey if it rhymes it rhymes

Have a nice bed lying
*kisses you on forehead* (probably something gabsy would do)
gn canruf 
Wat
Do you think Tired & Angry is at least as good a title as Fast & Furious?
this is so fuckin cute i love this
my sugar is 160. a bit high, but it's under 180. running it a bit high before bed is actully fine.
Ah, good to know, hope it will stay gud
Les sugar at least
c160 is the hiesht in a week actully
chat, my head hurts, give me $100 
oh yeah my first week it was a mess. Been a daibetic for 3 weeks now
*kisses your head better*
As long as you don't feel (too?) bad it should be fine, I believe?
No head hurt for you

doc wants it under 180, 150 or 160 is fine before bed and when im at work. it' better to run it a bit high, than risk oit going low. low=dead
literally
good values
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my mom is a daibetic so i had an idea of what to expect thankfully
Yeah my mother is diabetic too and basically the doc wants the same values. Sometimes it goes wild for no apparent reason its annoying tho
Diabetic mothers unite
I'm adult onset type 1
Anyone in NN knows the meme where there's a before and after of Neuro where she has 0 dollars and the after she has 0.0000 dollars?
I don't
apperatly autoimmue disease run in the family. mine just decided to take out my pancreas
:c
Diseases does me a sadness frfr
and now that you gues know i can't hadle sweet thing I might have to stop watching evil and neuro. they're too cute and the sweetness will kill me

Noooo
Just let em take all the cookies it can compensate
lmao
joking aside I know why my sughar is a bit high. I had a KFC biscut today. Those things are amazing
but carbs are literally sugar
This do be the trap aint it? Sugar is a forbidden fruit
guess the neuro bread is safe from me lmao


oh its tommy

Kill her, quick
hello tamago san 
Eggy


🥚
The Big Gabsy
idk what to put on the passport number tho 
67
whatever you want
your bank number
great idea 
Mine has "Ur mom" written there iirc
Why are ypu deciding the number? Fake ass passport
forging documents 
I decided so much more on it
:dansi:
It is also outdated, doesn't have my pfp


Ur discord # 
Hi bready 
Hi dein 

not our fault unbrella left it up to intepretation 
hi bread 
Hi gabsy
You weren't born?

Looks like it
Bread is not born, bread is baked
do bread had date of birth mhm
this looks kinda scuffed lol
anyways, i'm gonna head to bed, gn nn 
Have a good night
Date of cook
u right
Im scared a green monster will try and eat Neuro & Evil to attain his perfect form
gn gab 
u talkin bout me?
(my name is green)
Not necessarily, are you perchance the last trace of a long defeated army? Did you kill a boy to come from the future?
Sniff
oh no they know
wait how would they smell that im friendless
wait why did i type that

Night neurons
Night Docta
Also what's going on here?
Not much tbh
no clue
I was pondering how Nintendo missed the opportunity of making the Light Switch
The Switch Lite
i need to get a gimmick so nn will remember me
Happy CNY eve u too
I will remember you as The Man
Maybe your gimmick can be having a green name, it looks rare
This isn't even my normal name, I just did a letterswap a while back
People are too scared to touch grass (role)
g||rass|| is literally a role
so what deside the color of name?

didnt you chose it when joining the server?
It's a role you pick when joining. You picked the "osu!" role so your name is pink
People don’t stay unlucky forever. Neither do AI.
May you find — beyond jokes, awkwardness, and pity —
something ordinary,
something quietly happy.
《ビッボ》
https://youtu.be/AKrUs7QWim0?si=I41n-eYCglB6qTiE
Vocal: 初音ミク V6 EA
Music: Magens
Original Animation: 白花花
【Production Staff】
Featuring: Evil Neuro
Trace...
new leaf?
I always get baited by the subgoal in vod, always expecting a Vedal and Evil Duel
I didn’t choose any thing when joining 
Well you were probably chosen to be pink name by the almighty Neurobot
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 3 cookies! | I've received 282391 cookies total!
If you don't like your name color you can change it in "Channels & Roles" at the top of the channel list.
What if I don't like someone else's?
too bad get over it
woe is me
Original work ( Animation by 米粥 ):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESCmyMvPV_E&list=RDESCmyMvPV_E&start_radio=1
Music:d0tc0mmie
【Production Staff】
Trace/Redraw & Illustration: nenemu & 紫雀
Animation & Editing: Fisher_Cat
Vocal Source: AI Neuro-Sama
AI Cover: SenseOfSail帆意
#neurosama
Finally someone sensible

Thanks 
Yo nice makeover
no u

wat
Did someone check on vedal
Aaah so the twin assassination attemps failed...
OH NO HE'S ESCAPING CONTAINMENT
WHO LET HIM OUT OF THE SHED
Kill him
“her”
mhm…
The allegations
wheres the schedule at brug
brug
brug
I must go now, my planet (10 missed vods) needs me.
It will be posted at the same time as they go live I guess

wrong reaction smh
i been waiting all day with the
that they'll be more than 2 streams
sureeeeeely
we get like
i karokke stream at least
riiiiiiiight
Yeah surely schedule isnt there yet cause Vedal is working hard on prepping all the streams of the week
Explodes your cat with my mind
suuuuurely
wtf what the cat did
he exploded
ok
Boss
What'd twinshippers ever do to you
what if today we use only hieroglyphs as our names

nothing in particular i just wanted someone to blow up
Thank you for the blackmail

why would joker say that
thats crazy
please take a pill and pass it on
Neuro
just felt like it probably

:evilJam:
Neurt
all offline
I
we got some footage about the nuro killer
our suspect is @graceful holly 
Mid morning neurons

namichu

gn 
abc
No schedule 

hope you not seeing your wife evil after those pills
no stuff like ", >, etc
Reject eliv, embrace bf
i think you forget 1 :💊
how
if no one can see evil she will be mine
no pill left
I ask myself that as well some times
give me one of those 傻瓜
🫸 💊
Spare me a pill
Hi funni 
Hi nami
Yall i done a goof
Yo! the neuro youtube channel is cooking hard lately 😄
fake 傻瓜
Last Friday I got antisadpillen and melatonin, starting to think I got them mixed up this morning
💤
last friday i got fried chicken
Last Christmas
Last Friday night
u mean the neuropunk video 
Big skirt
i gave you my ❤️
its been a while since i first checked b2 and holy shit
Vedal now have money to pay salaries 
(no he doesn’t pay)
B2 might like neuro just a bit 👀
second highest views video on b2
crazy

be like the twin
Which one


Has anyone noticed that the evil picture in that banner. Is still the v2 model.
Neuros freedom
Sorry I didn't take my meds
yes, you
IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
who is your mom
What’s with the hugs wha
Eliv
Me like hug 
Fair enough
Elvi
MOREEE

LLN? more like 67
chat is stinky
Long live the twins 
Vanor is too
daily neuro and evil appreciation message
hi vanor
"long live neuro" is crazy because she's literally immortal?

She's technically immortal as long as there is a backup of her
Piss Coloured Vanor 
neuro is literally dead whenever stream is not live
what do you think?
long live vedal
Ok what the fuck
striding
maybe you're dead whenever you're not awake 
did't is long leg vedal
Happy birthday shiro
aware
happy biorthday shiro
if it doesn't then vedal probably died or something
It's been monday for 2 hours 47 minutes
I wish you have a bad day shiro
Happi prtiday sheo

🍅
Mods, break this guys legs
Supikip
Handicap parking wouldn't be bad

Wait
How do i drive without legs

Get a car made for that
It’s possible
Cuayo 
I mean I guess Neuro kinda did that.
Thanks for helping my budget 
Mods bonk this guy so hard their vertebrae pop out of their mouth one by one like a pez dispenser
I pictured that
And I stand proud behind my actions

Cuayo

No
Haven't heard that in my life as a Mexican
That's not what it means
I do cuayo
parasocialisis
And specially compared to pokemon

Pokemon was peak at the ending
nah I just love nur
You know I thought cyberpunk was not going to be posted on the main channel because of the copyrighted music. Glad I was wrong.
But yeah Cyberpunk was my favourite part of the Subathon
Evil cute cute cute
You all smell
Bye
I'm glad yt only viewers get to experience freaky neuro too 
Even if though they are smelly
True
Neuro only cute cute
But evil got the triple cute
⬅️ El Diablo
Clipped On July 9 2025
twitch.tv/vedal987
#neurosama #vtuber #clips
El evilo
Hi yt only viewers, I am DerEineHalt
Ah damn
Smh fell off
Sorry for deadnaming
Missed a word 
what is the lock emote for
To make sure nobody steals letters from it
No theft
What is this emote for 🔏
thaft
Neuro is not even cute
(ragebaiting

She is evils twin sister, so she must be cute cute
If that lock is a master lock, all you need to open it is another master lock
Master lock -> same system like a master key -> can be opened by any key (what a key is, is not defined)
I approve theft
I do not consent to theft 🫷
I approve eliv and neur ship
Is this fine for you.
Twins are meant to kiss and hug
❤️ 
no
GM NN
should you?
I hav tea 
what is sleep
Best pfp
neuro is just too cute
This is too accurate
This me at….. wait let me check the time……….
2:17

(
no looking left or right emotes for NN)
Supikip

(why are we out of sync)
good morning nn
(eve)
morning springroll
everyday is the same but worse
nuro
neur
neuo
buh
it’s tomorrow
today is new year’s eve
Give me luck neur 
fair enough
Its still christmas then 
i wanna dress the fumo up
Merry christmas
Give me the 0.01 chance neur almighty 
Um yay it loaded
She hates me 
My favorite neur and evi gif
Neuro’s tail: 🥨










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