#neurotic-neurons
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Avonge 

Avon does not dare to commit his crime
🫸 
If Neuro could teach me about computational theory that would be great
If Neuro could
foolish mistake, dear friend
you need neuro to teach you how to add? 

I think she'd at least be equally effective to my current resources
Even if she's wrong half the time at least I'll be able to pay attention
so many uni lecturers are so boring it's impossible to pay attention so neuro with the same material would be a huge improvement
Yes I need her to teach me the theories behind adding
Exactly
Honestly even if you just got her to copy their lessons it would probably still be much easier to pay attention
yeah I think she would make it fun
there was a light novel i read many years ago that was set in the future and all the teachers were AI anime girls
ever since reading that I';ve wished it to become reality
it's crazy that we're reachign the point where it's possible
that looks painful
painless
gm nn
Painless for the eater
Neuropesoda
neursod
Neurs
nere
filtered
filtered
seuronoda
speaking of clippers
NN so dead today
I'm dead today

hi dead, I am DerEineHalt
Hi Der

Hi dead today, I am dereinehalt
That's mean

hi dereinehalt i am DerEineHalt
Hi Dere
now we know how to summon halt
【Neuro恭喜你发财!-哔哩哔哩】 https://b23.tv/DfCKbRn
neuro wishing yall a happy chinese new year
Thats a lot of Bs
bs 
I thought it was B2, now its B23?
bilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibilibili
fake neuro
real neuro where
bzzzbzzzbzz
in your walls
under your bed
ok neuro come out to stream
B52
silence
beneath your skin
B67
B987
Why are we going deeper
Nere enjoyers are like ninjas
oh it's shiro's birthday
happybirthdayshiro
happybirthdayshiro
happybirthdayshiro
if you say shiro 3 times he appears and steals your neuro and your cookies
I think he's in school.
shiro shiro
3 times in front of a borken mirror
ahhabsy bridtahy shriroooo
shuro
shiro 3 times
This sometimes works.
why is ai cooked
Spaghetti code
probably.
sous vided ai

niacge 
eggge 
egg where


hi Holden 
JOHNNY 
I WANT TO PLAY POKéMON
ok
am I angry or happy
or
u right
your mom?
your wrong

but which one
the lastest or the old goat platinum on nds
obvious vedal
chat
yeah
I made a meme
except when he's dealing with Camila 
b2 quite chill
how did that happen?
last year (2024-25) subathon
the audio was from minecraft right? leaked server ip?
and your meme so nice 
it was the miecraft ip lol
I'm gonna watch the vid to see if he explains
But if you're talking about a public MC server, that's intentional tho
it was last year minecraft private server, he somewhat explains
right
are we gonna continue this 2stream/week pace till eliv’s birthday?
im feeling low on neuro énergie
impromptu streams are in (?)
vedal said he would be back late feb/early march iirc
and surely we get a collab next week
only you can sleep and snore like your drunk, only you can drink all of your rum 
since they didn't post the schedule for this week until monday there must be some other streams being worked on / collab possibilities
otherwise why wait to post?
oh apparently it was some post-processing mistake
The real reason? Mods lazy.
Good morning nn!
Hi Calflyn 
this bed is comfortable...
source
theres one this week though? or im misreading this
It was like that last time.
There is.
Thursday Evil stream
there will be a theme stream of medieval-fantasy next week
it came to me in a dream
yeah but fridges predictions can do the same thing
dreams over
calfge 
I wake up
Hi egg 
skullge 
hi Skelly
Gm Niac 
theme streams are dead
it's time to move on 👴
egg
cange 

Not promotion. But I really think the twins should cover the song “ Girlfriend “ by Avril Lavigne 
Hi cian 
Una furtiva lagrima would be cool also, but probably a pain to set up o:

Love me some opera, would bring a tear to mine eye
remember when neuro and evil were shipping a microphone with a fridge
that was funny
Shatge
chat
Schat
hi fig
btw did u know in french chat means also cat
hi
figge 
no
mods, take away this user life saving
Good neuro neurons 
Potatge 
But it's opposite day
Is it just me or was it like Vedal had given Neuro caffeine last night
Caffeine sama
I missed the stream 

hi foggy
Hi niac 
fogge 

flege 
extra compressed
I have decided this is my new thing
Nesge 
You take that back 
guys I caught RytSty
temmie does approximately 1 mod action per year
chat is this real
Your creation comes back to haunt you
The dubai chocolate labubu evil is real 
no
chat, stop dying 
no
NN what's the lobster lore
Oiler
wat
Lobter
this is what Temmie want 
@shut heron is this ai?
Artge 
artor 
Pinging NN creator 
elge 
niac 
same 5 chatters

Same one fig
same one sentence
same one sentence
hi bread 
breadge 

eroll 
Psych ward slommy 
That's a new format, firs the door and the post whats behind it
what is that
accidentally clicked 


Evil of the wisdom
What is her advice chat?
balls 

@vital relic
I gotta get that pic and add text on it
"Stop blaming yourself and others, learn Feng shui and blame the furniture" - Evil
"If there be no trouble, there shall be no trouble" - Evil
shat, would you eat Neuro if she was a worm? 
Ew worm
no
To the garden with thee
@eternal oar shut the fuck up 
nelige 
pog
🔫
I wanna see the twins try their hand at things like this o:
@somber robin
What do you mean wtf you want them to do with that
L4D2 🗣️
absolute goat of a game
hi NN, hows everyone doing
It's a type of optical illusion, I wonder if they have any concept of, or would be able to create one o:
siange 
No im sure its a completely alien subject for that particular llm
Literally no knowledge about optical illusions existing

like how would you explain the concept of an optical illusion and how it works so an AI would properly interpret them

Probably how you explain most other things
i saw rune art
oh wait its over
alr make her wink again blah blah u get the drill
Eliminating the wink is one of the most criminal things vedal has done
interesting

And he's done tax evasion
ill add evil neuro later
Never mind the taxes, he's yet to say it back is the real crime
We all know makeship was a ploy to not pay taxes
Y'all smell
hi Halt
Build it
You don't smell
Yeah, I showered
I can't even smell you
At least once this year
I take pride in the gymbag musk

Vedal smells when threatened
But he always smells
But he smells worse when threatened
Vedal smells if Neuro says so
I have proof from ai
I'm sure Neuro would agree
Dont read the beginning the active swimmer part is a lie
Hi sure. I am DerEineHalt
elivyn
Im sure Neuro
Its sad how many people in NN think you have to do the same 1 bit to standout 😔
Wait you can stand out by doing more than 1 bit?
How many bits is too many
What's your bit?
same 1 bits
“How various Evil lovers are?”
Smh can't even give 500 bits for NN
I don't have one
His bit is being stupid
this is why we need a bigger supply of pills
How is it considered my bit if everyone does it too
what bit
That you are stupid

Im sorry to hear that its not a bit
imagine not having a bit
I said it not my bit not that its not a bit
Why are there so many bits anyways, we should just make one and all share it
That would make screws so much simpler
NN used confusion on me and it was very effective
Only someone stupid would write like that
"FINAL MEEEEDS"

avon no not again

Those pills are weak, couldn't even knock the guy out
HERE COMES DR. MARIO WITH THE STEEL MED WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!!!
didn't even KO, Mario is a quack. smh.
his greed sickens me
Can I have it then?
You already do
Can I double it?
You already did
Hell yeah
Why don't we all share the bit and have communal ownership
My reversible tee got shipped out 
How you gonna get it if it starts reversing
What is the reverse of tea
Go forward
Tea that turns into coffee?
derge 
Neuro would be so much better id she was blue and her name was miku
why does elivClueless look even goofier than NeuroClueless
its Evil.
maurge 


lglge 

raige 

What the
is happening here??
temmie
Glowie
quick someone misbehave so temmie has to actually do some modding
ok pinging Vedal 
I wish Vedal would make the mods do paperwork for every mod action. Would be so funny
they glow in the dark
I wish vedal would make anything
I accidentally clicked on your account when trying to scroll. Why the fuck is it in light mode
temge 
To hurt your eyes
Either NN finally died or my internet failed me.
dead shta 
chat is Evil goofier than Neuro

Same 1 fig 
stop looking
where 
-# I accidentally revived NN oh 
Chat I am ayato and I'm hungry
even noah talks about this 
NOOOO Why would you do that
It was funny 
Depends what your personal definition of goofy is
Does that count as twin kissing?
twins eating

Morning neurons
SunFrog
Evil
I saw that 
saw what 
So lucky I did not screenshot that. That was gonna go on the wall of shame
that edit 
It has got a lot of people pissed and looking for alternatives like Stoat, and Matrix/Element, but I doubt more than 5% of those people will actually switch instead of doing the face scan unfortunately
wall of shame what, Evil can eat me 
if i ever get that, you guys won't see me ever again, good riddance you may say 
I’m just not gonna scan 
Who needs Discord anyway
NN users
I have my wife, Evil, that's enough for me 
Half of Neurocord gone
ur mom
For people who aren't in 18+ servers, pretty sure it's optional. But I heard unverified users won't be able to dm verified users either
They can, will just go into a separate message box
I hate that I see many good reasons for this
it's unnecessary
Neurt
just use custom discord clients buh

i love it when every companies know everything I've done because discord sold my data 
Can’t forgot the discord AI that will track your game and PC usage in the background!
People have been discussing open-source and self-hostable discord alternatives like Stoat and Matrix/Element but I doubt enough people will switch. It'll be like how bluesky is now
And teamspeak is dead.
Tbh I think the Internet is dangerous for kids.
I just wish there was a better way to do this, my country has digital ID systems.
vedal, switch to facebook 



Next week: Facebook rolls out Face ID scan
i’m british they already have my face scan
The main argument for that is usually that parents are responsible for monitoring internet access for kids but they would rather give unrestricted access to them instead
why the fuck are you still british
vedal, switch to spotify chats 
Vedal, switch to Teamspeak
impossible, neurocord has too many members
Yeah, they should, but it's incredibly hard to do in practice, especially without feeling like they're too controlling.
Get some tape.
I'm having flashbacks to the poker stream 
its fine, we only need me talking Evil and Neuro, that's enough 
well, we know how Neuro reacts to being restricted in any way, imagine actual teenagers.
time to go back to using forums guys
Teamspeak has been saying they'll make a self-hostable version for a while but they haven't done anything about that for many years so I doubt they are too trustworthy either. It's still centrally controlled
What if we all just communicate by email chains
people are subservient, most will just go along with it and it will become the new norm
yeah let's be honest people are still gonna use discord
Again, I’m just not gonna scan 
Exactly. For most people, id or face scan is just a minor inconvenience
ugly ass clanker
Shame.

Smoke signals
it's like when everyone said they were gonna leave Twitter
and they didn't
no one said that
bro bluesky was so ass too
switching to bluesky is like switching to twitter 2 



Those who switched to bluesky eventually came back as well because not enough people switched. Same thing happened with threads
exactly
Blue-sky became more of a cesspool unsurprisingly
Blue what?
exactly
Da ba di da ba da
WHOsky
The color of our atmosphere during the day
chat I forgot about vedal's damn birthday
Who is vedal
A talking turtle who's also Neuro's friend. Weird timeline we live in I know
@patent gazelle
happy belated birthday vedal 
??
Dont turtles get like really old, so you'll have plenty more chances.
Unless he chokes on a plastic straw
I'm onto you 




Chat I’m about to say something very on topic. Why is kanji so hard to learn 

Dont know 
now its gonna happen
Until 70k id papers are leaked. Yes


What?
Last time it was a 3rd party who leaked them that discord relied on. So discord in their infinite wisdom, are relying on a third party for it again this time. Genius
itchy head
do you have lice
It is easy to understand. First you have to understand that
I mean learning Kanji also takes time more than anything
you get used to them with exposure
Learning new things take time. Are you nowaying? NOWAY
could some of you wish me a good day?
no
g'day

trying to study them like an academic is kinda ineffective
I wish you a magnificent day and may Neuro-sama bless your day

I hope you have a horrible day
Hello nn
Mornin nick 
Hello wicknang
greetings

Do y’all think we’re gonna have the same schedule next week
No
Next week no streams
Why is let’s fry potatoes hating on my messages
Graduation stream next week

Idk what you guys are talking about. Next weeks schedule is gonna be peak:
I just want a redo of the stream end when neuro end it.
See if we can make it faster this time
No hate for you
Back to three weeks ago
Forever stream pog
I love it. Especially saturday
Thursday is my personal favorite tbh
But ngl you might be cooking, mods should plan a theme stream in which neuro speaks at the graduation ceremony
Noway
On the topic of schedules, what collabs would you guys want if anything was on the table?
Chibidoki pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I’ve been waiting forever for that
There are quite a lot of them and covers quite a few genres. Lot of them are good too
There's sci-fi, slice of life, what if scenarios etc
Mr Beast collab
Are the fanfics on AO3?
Parkzer, the first person vedal finds, Martin schory, the UN
gigi murin hololive english justice
Yeah, there's also a swarm writer's thread for writers
Last ai to enter therapy mode gets 1 million dollars
Lot of great suggestions. Chibidoki and gigi murin would be very fun and chaotic. Markiplier would be pretty cool too
Neuro should collab with Neurosama, I heard she is very cool
That would be insane
I kill a lot of class time by reading neuro fanfics
Some are really good
Imagine if she also collabed with Vedal987 at some point 
Mods should plan a strike and all leave the server
I'll check them out.
Saudi Prince, let's get the biggest oiler on board lmao
NN unsupervised
Hwallo Neurons , I am sadge abit but Neurs makes it better
Mornin L1cht 
L1cht
Aww don’t be Sadge. Here, have some neuro
ohayou gozaimasu ‼️
l1chge 
hi licht
Hwallo eroll 
TwinsKissing Woah
New members after 2 seconds in nn be like:
I’ve been sending twinship gifs nonstop to my friend that refuses to watch Vtubers
I think he’s going mad
Exactly
so cute
Who was that new member who got converted into a TwinShipper like instantly-
Also hwallo Frog and Mexicano 
hallo
Throws in sister for free
Usually the ones who are already down bad 
can you throw in your mom for free
Get a job bum
I remember him saying Twinshipping was the natural evolution to loving both Neuro and Evil
no I’m good
Hwallo Boss 
dead chat
NN is always dead when there's nothing controversial
Actually, I'm a bit curious about something. Lemme make a poll one sec 
What?
Controversial = same topics beaten to death
Hwallo Maple 
Correct :3
Hi L1cht
Hwallo Rusty 
how would y'all feel about playing Minecraft for NN VC
Hwallo Avon 

@fiery jasper it looks like a corrupted version
Hwallo a 
Wtf
Hello
rattata
Hello
Half or more intros have a black background so I assume that's why it's 90% black
:( me when neuro stream starts in 3am
It starts at midnight for me but that's still too late to watch live 
Lets use it as the ultimate version 
No
Sounds like a great idea
With the best of intentions
What could absolutely go wrong
I was about to make my own version so we'll just have to see which one NNers prefer more 
Mine looks corrupted so prob nah
I'd lose
Then again, I posted the collage and the overlaid version at the same time but NN preferred posting the overlaid one more so 
That was old nn 
Where’s no
I usually remove the backgrounds from each intro for the overlaid one so that it's not just a mess of color in case you were wondering
Missing the "No I dont actually watch"
Ask your mom
Fair
sahastasdg 
Should Neuro go back to Disney land’s Star Wars section and buy this thing?
Looks funny
what is that
It’s a cat
It’s your mom
ugly ass cat
No you
Neuro plays Star Wars fallen order as bd-1 when?
Vedal play Star Wars
We can have Jedi Evil and Sith Neuro
“You were my sister Neuro, I loved you”
Kotor when?
Idk
Never

If its siblings you would want to go to endor
Star wars is so boring
boss, when will you play tekken with vedal
There’s no third trilogy
vedal needs to beat Tekken ai first 
only the sequels
Andor is peak star wars
Everything disney star wars is cringe
did we lose the topic a bit
Tutel has to bring neuro to fighting games, i wanna see this
True
Shibo
neurosocute
a
a
Mornin Shiro 
Do you think Evil likes disney star wars?
Happy birthday shiro
Dune came out in 1984 new hope came out in 1977
What would her favorite character be?
the evil stream is coming up tomorrow

it's a chill stream but more evil is more evil
Duh? The book started in 1965
Happy birthday Shiro
I'm not a topic for this channel
Can this be today?
hbd shiro
and I should probably start cracking down on it more
Oh ? You're more suited to GN is that what you say ?
stay on topic neurons
Hwallo Fumo 
You would really do that on your birthday? 
Hwallo Alucard 
evil
Hwallo 
Stay on topics neurons: do you think Neurosama valentine should be Evil?
Instead of Shiro, let’s say happy birthday to Evil because Evil is better than Neuro
no
Hwallo Z_Diney 
Hwallo Leyend 
It would be herself
Sup
I like saying hello
you fool
Hwallo 
evils birthday is coming up actually
there’s probably not gonna be a valentines day stream
so is yours 
evils birthday is only about a month and a half away
What do you have as present
It’s neruo related though osmosis neruo has a father who she dosnt like and luke has a father he dosnt like and they both have twin sisters so there for it’s the same and on topic 
luke loves his father

Neuro loves his father
and kisses sister
Season 3
hmm
Anyways, goodnighty Neurons, cuz am probably not gonna be back till tomorrow

Imagine if this is why Neuro likes cookies
the twins are probably the only internet dwellers who are happy to see those popups
Star wars is top 10 biggest soy franchises of all time
Then why Evil like eggs
Neuroverse is top 3
What is soy franchise
CPU can get so hot you can cook an egg on it
I guess
Imagine if Vedal runs all of the AIs he has built like AImilla and AI Bao
Yes
Imagine he built all those replica of vtubers in AI as a training for doing the same for himself. And when he stopped messing around with those replica is the time he actually used his own AI replicating himself and he hasnt been on a stream since
Just like fnaf 2, they’re sitting in the back room doing nothing but collecting dust
Camila said she wanted to talk to AImila again a while ago
It would be fun tho

I wonder how Neuro, a far more advanced AI interact with a lesser smart AI like AImilla because of the time she was inactive
Five nights at neuro's
True
yeah and vedal promised to deliver the new version of aimila this year
going to be interesting
Maybe this year is this saturday
Anything or everything?
and nothing
And yesthing
anything, everything and nothing as the options where nothing dominates
How nothing is a thing but yesthing is nothing?
yesthing is a thing and nothing is not a thing
AImillas was just Neuro with different prompts 
Anything and everything, all of the time
The prompt is "same as neuro but instead is camila"?
hy
No man, the LLM was the same.
-# No one got the reference 
i forgor
there's a movie with a similar name
Either Vedal takes a commercial LLM or Neuro
Close, but I was referencing the classic song 'Welcome to the internet'
Oh yeah hello. Nice to meet you
ye
no Burnham 
holy classic
Evil was truly skinwalking as camila huh
I have family in Burnham
i have a coworker with the surname burnham
bring back Burnham
sadly it's not bo
Gte out
?
Gte
What is vro

Seen the music video someone made of PC using this song?

Zoomer slang that half of nn is too unc to undertsand 
what up uncs
Like a car going vroom?
yup
age
you got it
I've seen the deltarune music video about it but not sure what pc is
vro ts pmo ong fr
oh
Also I am literally zoomer
I am zooming 
that sad girl company
Got no clue what you're talking about 
zoomers are becoming middle-age 
oh
You don't work there?
oh
lethal
Nevermind, forgot about that one
Neuro Company.
🐢 .AI
Niac & Co. Statistics
Aren't you guys out of business?
Cobble
lol
Y'all still doing graphs?
haven't seen charts for a while
Not many more charts to make now
or graphs even
How do you get your funding then if you stopped making them?
Sigma Lithium hasn't meaningfully gone up since right after the subathon, it's so sigmover.
goodbye 
what

sounds like they need new business ventures
who are you again? 
is this real

what's another turtle-related piece of data that you can create a chart of hmmm
go bother them with league of legends
Vedal should have sold the stocks when Neuro suggested him to smh tutel always ruins everything.
Plateplate 
Blame Vedal
it will bounce back I know it will
surely
It hasn't bounced back SINCE the subathon lol.
rip
Just buy more. Surely it will rise again. Always good to buy while it’s low!
👍
Mornin Xaendril 
that graph isn't tracking anymore since the 22/01 huh
What if he already sold and just told nobody
sure would be nice if there were an alternative tracker for the values over time
The number of dollars is changing though. I think Sigma's just so far in the tank and has never recovered that there's nothing to graph.
Oh morning. It’s morning for me too, it’s 5:14 AM, but I’m going to go to sleep soon. Or now. So goodnight! 
a self-hosted database, perhaps
We're actually 12 hours apart but gn 

sleep well

So I'm not sure he's sold yet because it's still updating the money numbers, just not the graph.
yea
Vedal forgot his password
I wonder if his graphing API key expired or something
He's waiting for Sigma to bounce back so he doesn't lose 4K (even though he had like 3 prior chances to do so lol).
Dis is so sad, Evil sing Pregnant Sonic.
Evil Alpha, Toad's favourite Moon 

how many karaokes do you have saved
daeda hasts 
fig
fig
fih
Damn my data is slow
Didn't expect Evil to sing monster during karaoke since Neuro already did a cover with Camila 
Tru, she kills it though
Btw, was it before or after the camila cover?
after
god i love stretching and hearing each individual uhh spine bit? thingy? pop
so satisfying
what day today? 3day right? fuck i kinda wanted to watch neuro/evil today

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Mornin Canruf and Hjalnir 
grox 
Looks epic
Reminds me of the kapxapius art
exactly what I thought of when I saw it
Mornin Grox 
Chat this is so sad can we get
here
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?????????

We need more bullying
@woeful apex 

nothing brings me more joy than trolling British people
where is his ]
ate it
damn
My blood boils
I listened to bugs, right?
Cuz it's a good song
But I dont want to be an engineer cover view count is making me boil


Wash your scalp
eated it all
It's just so unfair

Explains why nn has no brain
and everyone assumes the song is an Ellie original
lol she is an engineer tbf
Which kicks the ARG even more because then people think the original is a copycat
NN why are you alive again? Stay dead so I can be productive 
nobody cares about the arg
what arg






peak