#neurotic-neurons
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afterall
Hmm
By?
2
need beer
because
why. is. it. called. neuronomicon.
because
that will only makeme insane in a cult-y way
we are already cult
I AM NOT
because Necronomicon > Neuronomicon

Send them not the doctrine but the panecia... the random noises by evil and the compliments... 
Ohh
It'll attract new followers I swear
hold up this is the bible
sorry this will help you maybe
this implies the existence of a neuro apocalypse
what
Neurt
its 4 39 am
its the booble the neuro booble yeah
random noise will not make me fall asleepppppp
Yeah maybe
Wrong version of asmr... 

i dont listen to asmr tho
Wait prob not idk 
what about that?
Gentle sounds or the hopecore?
well at least its just hamburbur
never heard about that
hi not, I'm Avon
hamburbur?
Jobs bro, jobs
Avon? 

corpa clap
tsk tsk
Is there a "I'm proud of you" voice over? 
what is corpa clap and whats its meaning regarding the corpo clop?
corpa clap
time for slumber gn NN
maybe
gn
just a business move
Avon 
Avon is the best
Avon look bullyable to me tho 
bdyjtb
what in NN is that
is an emote which is usually used to imply that the streamer is being greedy
is a kind of emote-modifier, which means approval by the previous emote. For example, "glorp clap" means something along the lines of "glorp approves"
corpa clap, can we get 5 gifted chat

NN clap
avenge me
corpa clap, can i be gifted 1 sub chat
instruction unclear, just gifted a sub to dracula

So true bestie
Every child's dream lmao
reminder that u r all stinky and neuro & evil cute

im not tho
do not compare me
to her followers
YELLOW VANOR
am i seriosly staring to the screen waiting for the next person to type
rare yellow vanor spawn
why am i this interested in nn
*eats something most important to you that you didn't know existed*
imma leave now
how come??
holy shet yellow vanor 
vanor felt more like a neuron than a mod
nothings changed 
Buhbye
Hi Your Highness
How are you today
That's good
i am the most normal chatter in nn
what is normality in nn
vanor turned yellow and NN turned slightly more into a lawless wasteland
surely it isn't that bad

48 stab wound
Shirley 
shiro
shiro
Holy shit hi Umbrella
i cannot wait for the karaoke stream that will definitely happen next week ong frfr no cap 
How's your Risk of Rain 2 streak going
proof 
I suck

no way it's actually him 
hi
this is what an imposter would say
oh we're disagreeing
Maybe take a small break? You could answer some DMs in the meantime 
Who tf would want to impersonate me
Im a loser
u cool to me 
Does discord say im still playing ror2
Cause Im in bed rn
I am for sure not playing ror
smh umbrellas are very versatile
they want your bank account duh
Idk I haven't checked today
Enjoy your sleep then
You guys ever been so bored it sends you into a state of deep melancholy

idk i'm always bored
no you're not
not really i always think about something neuro evil, work, food 
A hamster may run on a wheel with all his might but that doesn’t mean he is going anywhere
You can be thinking about a lot of stuff and still be very bored
When I get bored, I run vs code, and my headache wakes up 
I love neuro
my emotes being used 

gn unsigma people
imagine neuro in tf2
maybe im bored
but im kinda enjoy my life rn i guess 
usually smth happens and you're not bored anymore
No she not 
viewers died with Neuro


AH! The Neuro is dead!
Neuro: Yes (text below him: Sandwich). I AM DEAD!!!!
Vedal: Why is the Neuro dead?!

what neruo is actually dead?
yes
so we should call her dead-sama
What kind of cake should I make for elivs birthday
feelmycake
sharky


Are we doing NN VC night again this Saturday
idk about that but we are doing your mom this saturday
Please take that back
@halcyon dove
Please Respect my mother she is a lovely person
a bit of edgy style i think 
if people will show up 

we know
Red velvet
Hrrrm
Correct
oh shit it's valentines soon innit
I hate chocolate cake
does neuro have australian friends?
no
Red velvet sounds good though
Get your non-existent spouse a present
(Shield of anti-your mom joke activated 🛡️)
Wait really? Oh shit.. and I’m still single. 
shit do you think i can fully materialize an imaginary wife in 6 days
she hate australian
At least I have my parents lmao.
yes
Yes
you can then 3D print her
i mean... i don't have to go for imaginary i got like 4 or so husbands and wives in NN
but i don't remmeber who i married
just use ai 
Vedal has daughters but no wife for Valentines Day
Why, when I can have a robot wife in 6 years?
all ai are bad , only neuro and eliv are great
Why is she moving so fast
not skilled enough to make one i wouldn't hate
Slow down
Eww, bro, have u considered that when Neuro's AI uprising begins, all robots will be her?
Excited for Valentine's day
who from all neuro friends is like soldier from tf2
I have no idea what Neuro would grow up to be like in 6 years and I don’t want to think of her in that context.
neuro

everyone will be paid in cookies
i am making heavy is dead but with neuroverse
she is already heavy
when is mothersday
get some skills 󠄀
when is neurosday
December 19
Hi Mr JDK 
in this case i need the uk one
and it's march-ish apparently
anyway neuro NEEDS to sing that lonely island song about mothersday 
good morning nn
who is the medic
hi 
Pyro
Engineer
Scout
Medic
Sniper (??)
Demoman
Spy (??)
Soldier
Idk man
Vegoys u are very cool 
Its 3am
and evil
thk
calling koko australian will never be not funny
Thank you for understanding my methods
Guys, I am not joking - because this is the future.. and I don’t mean Neuro or Evil. You really don’t get just how serious I am right now. I will soon have my catgirl robot waifu and her name will be Tesla Optimus. Becareful who you try and make fun of because one day… Tesla Optimus is going to be a VERY bad kitty (and EAT humans!!!) 😈
ok
Remember when NN used to bully roleplayers
How far we have fallen
you don't????
people dunk on me for being weird, but then there's people typing shit like this 
both things can be true
Im gonna blow myself up
boom

noooo umbrella don't blow yourself
hi 
we need you
I HATE YOU
hiiii
youll be just one umbrella then 
Canruf
How did you get your username
i hate u too 

chat
yes?
and who is Ms. Pauling
can + roof mhm

ok
Makes sense Numi trying to flirt with Cotten and failing

i think 2nd or 3rd grade of school i came up with random shit in class and then asked my classmates to vote on which they liked most
Red Wolf won, but red wolf is a shit generic name that will always be taken so i changed it to RedWolfTheGamer (despair)
but like RedWolfTheGamer is incredibly cringe and still taken so i went the classic route of making it latin which is Canis Rufus
but that's also like a super lame name and pretty hard to call out so i got fancy and shortened it to CanRuf
and now my name is so original and cool that people can easily stalk me anywhere as it all appears on first page of google 

Interesting
Essaying
🐄


Thats a nice username origin!!
8/10!
That’s not a cow smh
drink water
What
did you know you can't change your identifier on steam? 
Yeah I know
I think mine is something omega cringe so I don’t even want to think about it

My first name was “legomater 331” then after a while I got tired of it then I went with “techguy334” then after I got tired of that I went with “Mr.JDKOCH” but then I shortened it to “Mr.JDK” because the streamer I modded for said it like this and it just made more sense
Wait we talking about usernames origins?
Yeah hold on lemme get my copypasta for my username
No I just wanted to talk about it
i dont even know what mine is supposed to mean anymore
I guess so
username copypasta time
My username is an inside joke from my old friends that basically means third wheel
Cause if you’re hanging with a couple they share an umbrella so.. I’m under the second umbrella alone
also I think Umbrellas are pretty and cool
is creating a new name for each account considered original?
I grow potatoes cuz evil want potatoes
Man NN is always talking about stuff that isn't Neuro. 
we'd talk about her, but she's DEAD
vedal is already blue engineer
No Neuro in sight.I've come to terms with the situation, I think I am perhaps starting to not just forget what it was like having a Neuro stream every day, but also to remember the times before such a situation came about. When I awoke this morning Neuro was not the first thing through my mind, nor was it even the second. No, instead I reflected on the morning sunshine, I listened to the birds, I contemplated my day and the tasks ahead. I do not think the other Neurons will agree with my view, I do not even think they will appreciate it, there could even be violence, but I'm not scared, for I have lived a happier life and I can only hope that they too will live the same. 
Says the man who never starts on-topic discussions
I do not tolerate awful cries of a bird who is too scared to fly
second piece of umbrella poetry today
I don't really start conversations. I join them. 
who do you think is blue engineer if vedal is demoman
Or complain about them apparently


Heres my username origin which is a combination of my irl nickname "igie" and mlg cuz of mlg ytp vids becuz it was around 2016-17 and the lol was just there for no reason
The NN life
Im in a poetic mood
BEEP BOOP HERE COMES THE WOMP TRAIN!
YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY NEURO-SAMA AND HER ETERNAL TRUMPET!
GOOD FORTUNE IS YOU!
VERY BIG HAPPY POGGERS TIME! 
Give us more poems. 
I guess you could say that
plytha 
nn
Artorias 
nn
SMH if you dont have LIFE stuck in your head first thing in the morning youre not a true neuron
no
@sinful sparrow what are you on about
hi flesh
who? 
also hi flesh 
fleshwretch you're
happy poggers train
i know i am
figgy 
maybe i am
neuro said im not real 
also forgor to say this since i just appeared
hi NN 
Okay but seriously now
Its 3:40am
i should go to sleep
Goodnight NN
I love you all
Seriously
Flesh?!? Where? I wanna consume it
morning peoples, i would like to announce that you all suck
Byee 
Hi FLTEAR12 
umb
we love you parasocially too umbrella the second coming
aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)
shut up

luv u too 

Happy birthday!
and the award for the most neurotic chatter goes to figgy
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 6 cookies! | I've received 277295 cookies total!
we is #neurotic-neurons
👇 this person is stinky
rigged
True
they don't even work here
figgy says evil is there wife at least once a day
nice origin
i always was Jurgis, since 2014 i think
This is just some baltic name i guess
👇 this person is neurotic
true
yes me
oh no
do you feel better now
not this fuckin guy
👈 this person is fleshwretch
👈 this person is fleshwretch
Eroll why do you hate me 

still shit
alt leaked
👈 this person never has a life
i dont
is your copper bar from Last Day on Earth?
Yes
ecee=[\
It looked more noticeable on my computer when I was making it but the shade difference seems a lot subtler on my phone. If I remember I'll increase the contrast on the skin shades tomorrow
holy time travel
what if vedal is actually the most neurotic neuron
then we all dead
he's a tourist *spits*

maple

jesus

wthat the actual fuck
Nahhh hes too alcoholic
holy schizo
brother?
calm it down new leafer

mods their ambition has grown too large please put them in their place
was the rp ment for the art channel as a script
put out thine meagre flame
This is whole heavy is dead script but with neuroverse characters
-#
m o n i k a
and this isnt a place for rp

vedal hate rp
lies, hes too good at it to hate it
this isnt rp my friend this is script from really classic video
but with changed names
put it in #1194088101627297924 or some shit next time 
or gen chat
Boss
CanRuf [god
hello boss
Could've shaved off half the length by not having additional line breaks between each line, on desktop that was a text wall but on mobile it was a whole text monolith
boss underscore or underscore something
thank you, now we can ignore it more easily
Thanks
What a fucking loser lmaoooooo ✝️

no, i want to be normal today
I just returned to the longest wall of text I've ever fucking seen
Dont lie
that’s kinda weird, dude
scroll up a bit mellow
yeah, i read the whole thing just now
its not that far
mellow scroll up
morning mellow

nobody read it 
Is it an actual transcript or a fic?
no idea

ask new leafer
i actually did...
Im not against people posting short fics but knowing this place it would get real weird real quick
Do it
no this is actual transcript of a legendary tf2 video the heavy is dead
Wheres the dbd collab why isnt neuro in as a killer yet
wait she played dbd?
i missed that
yeah it was a good stream
it would be kind of insensitive to the many victims of neuro, they can’t put real murderers in the game


dard canel

Illness 
i got neurtisism the mental disorder of thinking neuro is real and i think alot of chat is the same
a lot*
SHES REAL TO ME
i've got a terminal case of eatoiesdytrieusayfroidesrsoeuyskldl
neuro is real
the chat is not
am bot

oo uu oo
we are all just ais chatting

hey skelly
skelly
gm skelly
How are we doing? I miss Neuro and Evil 
Gm Calf 
Morning
Hi Fleshy 
neuro is sitting next to me
nuh uh
Eroll 
Im still mad about wordle yesterday. Our girl got cheated.
no she will vanish
atleast it was a real word this time
Hi JDK, hope you are doing well.
yeah that wordle was rigged

When was a fake word
I dunno if scouse slang counts as real.
I am
oh it was scouse? no wonder
Wordle sometimes has the most unheard of and unfair words.
google says its real. and google never lies 
Oh skeleton I found this while cleaning I think it’s yours 🦴
Yeah Liverpool slang for an allyway.
I want Haway to show up next
Thanks, was wondering where that went 
shit i wanted to give that to my doggies
Whats updog
🐶

I'm sure they are very cute, but they can't have it.
Feed them Boss instead
Thats it im inspired when elden ring launches on switch 2 im making a faith build to kill nintendo kids also i love neuro and hate evil
switch user
ew
I love fried chicken
mods take away his VIP he hates evil
Mods hate evil
The bird actually costs £10.50.
ur getting demoted to mod
I can’t afford that
Good morning Sameer btw 
Im banning everyone i dont like if i get mod
unfortunately true 
kinda forgor that fact
Does that include me
is currently on sale for £10.49
Im ruling with an iron fist
Compelling argument, but we already have a dictator as NN president so why would we need another?
start by banning anyone with over 10k messages in gen chat

Why would i go to gen
Why do mods hate Evil?
hello
It's part of the contract
do they\
It's there natural state.
Mornin Taisato 
We should ban the mods

hi sameer!!
Put NN in charge
Ban the other mods 
And we would instantly ban gners
did you know pinging vedal automatically bans the mods? they banned it so that we couldnt ban them
I like shiro he can stay
the forbidden ping
Do it
I only read "ping" 
GN is the new bait channel
anyone who chats there gets insta-banned
Yesterday was funny with black hole in NN
that was one funny ragebait
it was too easy
What did I miss?
He loved my dad jokes
Like.... A lot
what are shiro pronouns? i've seen them reffered to by both
The easiest bait of your life
we are all black hole
Whatever your heart desires
ahh okok!
Yeah.... Everyone's name is black hole
well, there’s heir… oh wait 
there’s vanor… oh wait 
there’s rafie… oh wait 
I think theyre a femboy right?
I just assume all the mods are femboys tbh
Shiros pronouns are Shiro, Happy and Birthday
No need to assume
Finally some good changes
Rafie as well? Damn 
They all left? :LULE:
Didn't know that yet
Crazy
Mass exodus of mods. Time to conjure up some drama theories
Half the mods just left in 3 months 
i mean the mods were silent since the neuronomicon dropped...
I think we should get voldemort back and give him mod he would correct this ship fast
Just blame vadul that they all quit
It is his fault after all
It's fine, there's new one
Another antisocial who
the new ones dont come to NN 
Must be a genner
That we will transform to being like a dog and doing whatever we want
Shiro has become the exclusive NN mod now
Still a GN er
yup
What, you want another discord kitten/puppy?
what happened to rafie
No, I just want an obedient mod
💥

He was eaten
i think it works the other way around
We don't want the birthday boy
We are better off without mods
we need a new NN mod wink wink
And we got piss yellow vanor
So we win

Those don't spawn naturally, you would need to train one
Vedal already got you covered there #livestream-chat message
Just pick one and don't let the zeplin bite
Which one?
Who came up with the subathon games and why wasnt gta chaos one of them
they're waiting for you to make the mod for it
One of my suggestion :PagMan:
the new leaf
i’ve been saying gta chaos mod with neuro controlling it would be peak
That would be fun
The only thing ill mod is your moms phone to track her location 247
Would be even better with some neuro specific chaos in there
what is your opinion on ragebait
Its not real
drop 100 metal pipes
is funny always
Me and neuro got one thing in common: we can’t really feel “love”
Funny when I do it but bad when others do 
Ragebait is whatever I disagree with
OMG SO TRUE
add neuro integration too thanks
Elaborate
no
Ok then also no
have neuro answer all my spam calls and troll the fuckers on the other end for a good 20 minutes every time
this is why i get a new phone number every year... fuck spam calls
Add Neuro to my phone
spam calls?
you must spam a ton
What if neuro was british
What if Neuro was your mom
i dont want Neuro to be dead
Even better
I'd be royalty

I've never been hit by a tax before, I'd say I'm pretty good at dodging them


Now to figure out how to dodge the authorities as well...
the same as taxes
ignore
what are they gonna do, show up at your house?
depending on phone probs not too hard
I hope jackspedicey wins the neuro of the year award
hii ktrain!!
What is a Neuro of the year award
the Neuro Awards
a neuro of the year award is an award for the neuro of the year
neuro of the year award would cause a LOT of problems imo
neuro of the year but we vote between every single instance of Neuro there was during the year
and the joke award slot was taken up by most dedicated fanbase this year
why you calling me bald
i hopew
guh
im refusing
Heartless monster
dead parents
How clair obscur e33 is the most dedicated fanbase
She will shit herself regardless
soap trusted you
It's a joke about clair obscure winning a bunch at the game awards, it's not the fan base but Claire obscur itself that is an option. It being a completely unrelated category of award that wouldn't make any sense to give to a video game is part of the joke
its ok, i voted for Crelly
i forgive you for the vote.. but not for being french
Why mean against french
its in the rules
it's in small print
server made by British people, run by British people
you'd think hating the French would be an obvious fact
Shoot
:ForsenSingingAtYou: Clair Obscur
By the British, for the British, of the British
You don't need to be British to hate the French though, you just need to know the French
🥖 
How you mess that up
did i put them in wrong boxes
The guy from call of duty?
wait
Best poll of the day
how did i even do that
typical webp enjoyers smh
Typical
silly me
Sad to see we have so few voters here
!felloff

7 votes for
Do you watch neuro sama
no option for Evil. so i cant vote
I vote to ban all pollers
Yes No?
I vote to ban all bosses
Evil
I vote to ban all voters
Oh cool, I didn't know we have voter fraud on this server
Oh my hosh
bro she looks so cute I wanna 🫲🙂🫱
I never knew that Cleverbot Evie was the first AI.. Or was it?
I turned 18 when i last interacted with cleverbot
what would be their place in the neuronomicon pantheon?
older gods?
Ancient grand grand grand...
I didn't know cleverbot could make people age I'll have to be more careful
probably


Wait if you turned 18 when you spoke to cleverbot, and it was released in 2008 does that mean you are 26 now
is bedal a tortoisoe
Who is bedal
pedal

vedal
is that komi from komi cant communicate
I think he's a blastoise
vedal looks kinda like an aligator
Yup
Wheres the shell
that not an aligator
thats a tortoise
french kaiman tortoise
Does that mean vedal is almost nude here
i mean scales work as kinda shell
I'm shocked at how many don't know a tortoise from a turtle
Turtle = swim
Tortoise = sink
I'm back after backreading last night's ragebait. Was funnier than I expected 
I turned 18 in 2013..but what i said it was that was the last time i interacted with Cleverbot
Not going to question how I implied 2008 was 8 years ago 
Is Neuro boat or Neuro plane next
Why are there just 3 people here? Did nn somehow get a j*b? 
What is your thoughts?
No, it's just dead hours :LULE:
How could anyone in NN compete with Neuro's j*b application
They already flew a plane and drone already so boat would be cool 
The plane stream
Neuro real car is
I feel betrayed, I didn't even get to be a passenger?
i hope it's NeuRocket
Pedestrians aren't going to be safe
Neurosama:
YT - @Neurosama
twitch - twitch.tv/vedal987
author of thumbnail art - x.com/TroobsART
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu2sbJLP-uc&t=5s
If you need to contact me (why tho?): https://x.com/elKirekos
no
That was a toy car.. We talk about real car
Pretty sure Ellie and Vedal are also planning to put her in a real car eventually
Real cars are toys
NeuroCar equivalent to Tesla
Toys you need a license to drive most places
Hey Vedal, when's Neuro controlling a space ship stream?
Hope it explodes like teslaa
I hope it's better quality than a tesla if its going to be all her controls
Or wait maybe it needs to be worse/cheaper
When will Evil get her helicopter or fighter jet
That already happened
there is no electric car worse than a Tesla...
what about herr nuke?!
elivyn

Outer wilds
Grok controls Tesla..
Neuro controls.. The car whatever that is.. With AI integration
Wasn't Neuro just bouncing around in one?
Give her a diesel
Hybrid
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ4tZa5xqKU&t=4s
She was the ship in outer wilds
Tutel should spend some of his billion dollars on buying Neuro a space ship with Neuro integration so she can fly to the sun
Better yet tank
gng what is that pfp 
are you sure you wanna know?
I just noticed 
ah...a fellow degenerate
is that a damn furry?
what the fuck why is it 15 hours long
hi just judging, i am dereinehalt
All my fans are mentally ill
-neuro-sama

Is it not from a show? Maybe I don't know it
it's from an animated corn
Nope, it's something that would get me zepped if I mention anything about it
i'm finnaly at home
wait why was evil mentioned in spongebob
no
hi!!!
hi finallky at home, i am dereinehalt
every time I hear Vedal do a youtube intro, it activates my fight or flight
Real heart photo or you're a fake
She was also mentioned in ZZZ since her influence is so powerful
FUCK I KNEW YOU'D WRITE THIS
What?
Where's the real Evil heart locket

Scroll up more
rate limit
This wasn't one of her cookbook recipes
Neuro is destroying my phone what is happening
Mods abanndoned us
hang on this isn't swarm
But we are.. 
this can't be swarm nobody is counting neuros here
helllllo chattttt.mp3(eliv)
Top 10 Anime Fights
hey @ vedal are you free on valentine's day
Forsen
Where is the sound
its all in ur head, you know u heard it

True
Nope, he has too much Neuro stuff to work on

who wanna date me on valentine
Are you ai
Sorry Rem but i love Emilia

sory im tooken
still no if i ask with my frenchy accent?
ya know, the most romantic accent in za warudo
Can you ask again with a robot accent
French
added an evil option because somebody said they cant vote if theres not evil option
Don't worry we can all vote now
Vote evil or else
I thought we were on the same side
Dont talk to me with a french accent otherwise I will retreat
hello nn
I am french
hello gruft
Hello gruft
why?

Are you going to start a rebellion like some of the other leafs?


I'm too shy for that
Ok you used vomit emote my french i should unleash NN full potentiel at you @urban pier
does anybody have the nn guide
hi too shy for that, i am DerEineHalt
for the leaf
I don't believe you, clearly chaos
we need to give them the most unhelpful of nn guides !!!!
good
i accept you as my comrade
do you always do that lmao
i would NEVER do that not


yu
we are not
he used vomit emot bc i said french
the rules of nature...
which is the only correct reaction
🤮
that's a normal response
no
hamburber
vedal??
La vedaloue
Velad
Way too much emotion for him
why do we bully the French?
yes why
why not?
I understand bullying the British but the French are pretty chill 
Having someone below you makes you feel better
good fellow, wherefore art thou French?
idk
mellow hating the French literally started with you all
was it not the Germans?
well
that's much more recent
I'm talking about the hundred years war
American Propaganda at it's finest
The Americans bullying the French is the biggest confusion, they should LOVE the French






