#neurotic-neurons
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the duck is now my hamburbur friend 
i just decided that
Die
Hyyyy

ts pmo fr fr 
How often does Neuro threaten to eat you?
DON'T MAKE NEURO SAD
About About another short of vodka
She doesn't. But Evil, about twice a week.
Sad Neuro, best Neuro 
Evil mmmm. I wish could touch tummy
sad neuro = normal evil btw
Wait
skeleton?


you alr gng?
is skele deadass drunk?
Noy
why noy?
david
Die
Sad Neuro = Forsen
who?
/
Awww bewa
wise words, drunk skele
aw
Die
Am asexual smh
is there an account for the duck on evil's head? š¤
You are a s*xual?
There is, I don't know where they went.
Hello NN i am back from my shower and i am now arguing with someone about how long showers should take
is there no ace flag? 
i can't find it in the default emotes
no he's a skeleton
Buh
mine are like 15 min
SCOTLAND FOREV
FOREVER
WHAT
yeah
I don't know, but when I was in the military, we had a 30-second limit for each person to wash
mine are like an hour
holy
whats ur water bill
tf you be doin in there
i have friends that say more than 5 minutes is crazy
damn, you are right š
idk i dont pay bills
Kiss me nn
someone needs to take on that legacy
no you stink
double washing everything and singing life
Am aroace dw
Whats next
are you agender too
Is skeleton drunk again
Now you say "i like guys" and then " im straight btw"

Only 10 drinks down.
Damn
NOT MUCH
Hekp
GO GET ANOTHER ONE
Gwkp
NOW
i was thinking that ngl lmao
Help
the only time im allowed to be drunk is new years 
23 tomorrow
old
Umm
i never drink personally, bad history of alcoholism in my family so i never even tried
Explodes
Quite curious but any of you ever seen indie cross? Peak media ive seen

Drink more it's good for you
Really dislike it cause it always made adults act cringe, and I don't want to be cringe
indie cross is siiick. I wonder how the neuros would have reacted if they were pulled into another universe (they have no combat experience and would die instantly lmao)
That's why I watch neuro daily
We are all cringe in one way or another
I miss brother.
nn
<-- Look at this
cool dude
people who actually care about being cringy aren't doing anything besides depriving themselves of good memories with the only 'benefit' being the useless 'aproval' of people they shouldn't care about in the first place 
they would probably be spared by v1 if they ever encounter since they dont run on blood themselves. Rest of the cast besides frisk is obvious
Buh
You in perteclurel.
Guh
blessed crossover š„ŗ
Particular
twins would fucking love V1
Yeah
Hmm I really rarely tear up on films, but the earliest I remember crying from a video ( I probably did it before, but it's just earlier) when I was 6 and watched some film about an android over the course of 200 years slowly becoming human and eventually dying a human death.
And after discovering neuro 2 months ago I cried like 15 times from vr and their minecraft hear talks 
Nn gug me
i love the drifter fight
Hug me
animated so well
Im still saving money to buy it buh
oh and speaking of indie, i have an entire template of characters
evil would 100% try to immidate them and would follow them everywhere they went lmao
exactly
We need more neuro
I also do have some art with doomguy and evil as well

Will mods ban me if alcohol
Show
you are VERY drunk, Skelly
Proportions are a bit wonky since i did this with my finger rather than my pen
Now this truly is doomposting
ye lol
ive done a bunch of shit post drawings with my finger

some of which being for other series i like

I like drawing about my stuff i like 
Meow
no
Nya
i never understand how people draw with a pen digitally
i always use my finger and a phone

Eats you
Do not eat fellow neurons
ok
OW?
WHY NOY

i should probably also mention i done detailed v1 and doom guy drawings with my finger as well⦠idk why i did it without it but it still looked good in the end
shut up flesh

AAA
me looking for pork
Arenāt skeletons already ded?
Yes but when Scotland and extra drunk? Extra drunk.
-. . ..- .-. ---/.- -. -../. ...- .. .-../.- .-. ./-.-. ..- - .

This bed is comfortable, i'll stay 
i think i'll just lie down (today) 
dead chat 
cead dhat

February 


that was quick
Anf 
Low-Effort Magic Girl Vedal ',:l
ļøļø
ļøļø(......I forgot why I drew this :/ )
ļøļø#heartheartart
Mooddddsss
skill issue tbh
same
just get better internet


i thought the gloves were pigtails for a sec
Hi funni
hi JDK
fnuui bnuui 
Jingle bell NN smells

evilevilevilevilevil
Evil my wife!! 
no
POV: Me and Evil on our honeymoon
She loves someone else
Sorry to tell you

Daily reminder Evilist 
your banner is so creased
Ur mom is creased
they wont find your body

didn't notice the infinite january is over
M-Mods?
Am I crazy for thinking the evil fan might be a tiny bit more crazy than the Neuro fans. Like a very small difference.
Yea ur just crazy
Eliv
So

Daily weekly NN night when
"daily weekly" 
atleast your wife loves you
The people voted
saturday next week for nn's birthday
I voted for Friday
Weekly is just a name
Like the going outta business store
ts pmo sm fr 
I would of kept friday
but if its any earlier on friday I wont be able to attend on time
Typical
ill be like 3 hours late
Ban the people that always try to 50/50 it
What about alternate the days every week
that'd be horrible to keep track of
Wow there are all equal somehow.
In a way they are
20-20 
Iāll be missing like 2-3 hours every Saturday 
But itās okay
As long as you guys have fun
and ill be missing the same if its on friday
shit sucks 
and next week is NN birthday too

I hate timezones
I hate time
why cant everything happen never and always
Why canāt we all live in Neuropa
ill be able to do saterday nights after im finished with horse riding next week
NN, we should all move to Norway
TRUE
finished with
Noway am I moving to Norway
with what
Norway sounds good
Neuro please show us the way to Hyperneuria
Ba dum tsss
AINTNORWAY
Horse riding?
oh sick!
do you own the horse?
I have a horse
We could set up some kind of communal living place...and gather guns for protection. Yknow. Not cult like at all

where tf you people getting horses from
Are u rich
no its at a stable i go to i sont own nor loan it
mhm fair fair
ive been going for like 8 years
shit is expensive
The wild
actually wild horses are like...extremely rare
at least in NA
Thatās pretty cool.
dude thats awesome
the horse is retiring so im plannig to go to another place thats £30 for an hour lesson
Maybe axie was one of the oilers 
aren't wild horses only native to the Eurasian Steppe
wtfish is that
whats its name?
does it have a silly horse racing name
no
what the fish
what
This one wasnt a race horse her names Lady but there is a retired race horse at the stable called Spider
no
oh 
good names
horses come from space
Shouldāve named it Horsey McHorse Face
theres also one thats owned by someone i use to be frienda with ans his name is Tintin
horseshoe

anyway im planning to get/loan a horse when my family moves house
good reference
why was everyone so shocked when i mentioned horse riding
its very common around my area
theres even signs to watch out for horses riding on the road
deadcell enjoyer 
in most parts of the world its a luxury sport
Buy a clydesdale or a shire
Luxury?!

as in rare and expensive
i wonder if i can beat hollow knight before vedal987 does
how rich are you people 
your mom?
you all scare me
Iām poor
-200$ on my bank account rn
where parts are you at
like its expensive to own a horse but not like millionair expensive
evening boss
ever the gentleman I see
and then they connected the seemingly off-topic conversation back to neuro and evil in a way nobody expected
umamusume Neuro
Definitely since their are probably not going to play until march at the very least. If you start now you can.
everything leads back to neuro
umamusume Evil
Remember when I went broke for broke with Teletric after 2nd hype train
Evil seems like a horse girl
Someone draw evil as a umamusume
š“
oh ye, uh have some more indie cross shitpost cus yes (could do some twin and indie cross art as well soon)
yeah but most people would do cheaper sports
therefore, its rare for people to do
Did you financially recover
That 2nd hype train was epic
most people i know do it more for lesure than sport
speaking of hype trains
I am still tracking the bet debts
horse runs, guys im doing sports
Yea I did
how broke 
but im not up to date with horse racing in my area
hello
wtf

I was -230 at one point

Thatās a loan
moon toad's lights go out for a month after each subathon
just press get "Get $100 instantly" smh 
yeah but that just makes it a leisure sport
its still A sport
I havenāt paid my WiFi bill in 2 months
get financially unstable for free 
Next year I'll start up a "swarm lending" service to provide short term loans to swarm members for gifting purposes
anyway what if i get a brown horse and name it evil
car drives, hey guys im doing sport
ball rolls, hey guys im doing sport
Get 2 horses Evil and Neuro
Interest rates as low as 20% apr!
do you want me to go into debt
ill ask my mother
get 3 horses- vedal neuro and evil. and make them fight 
you wish
I probably play more sports rn than you ever have
ask her to loan me money so I can tier3 sub to Neuro 
ill get a stray dog that wanders into a greggs and call it vedal

Why would you want horses to fight each others.
purple guys, old sport I'm dying
drunk every day and has a horse very sporty
I was sleeping sorry
no shes not that rich all her moneybis spent elsewhere
I play hockey, Soccer, and I rock climb

what if i ask my mother to name the robot vacume vedal 
whats stopping vedal from doing a greggs collab tho
Vedal sucks
all at the same time?? damn
he does suck 
am i really to believe that greggs doesn't want to collaborate
Do we know when John Neuro is streaming
yeah
climbing is hard in skates 
i love greggs
š“ no
And Iām down 5.88% in bitcoin ITS OVER FOR ME I WONT BE ABLE TO RESUB TO NEURO
greggs senpai hasnt noticed Vedal yet 

I get the sense that Gregg's idea of an advertising campaign is some posters stapled to local telephone poles
Vedal hasnāt sold yet
Quark
Whenās the Neuro x McDonalds collab
pictures of neuro stapled to local telephone poles would be legendary
You never lose if you never sell
im on it
I mean what is the percentage of people who watch Neuro in the UK.
That's like gambling, you never lose if you never stop gambling
i mean greggs have definiltey done some more unique campaigns in the past, like the apparel releases
At least 3.50
whats your guyses go to greggs order
Vedal AI Corp. does not endorse trespassing or vandalism of private or public property
proof?
Greggs have a "gourmet" pub style restaurant in my city atm...been meaning to go XD
Expensive af tho
Im pretty sure there is an entire law that protects poster campaigns from vandalism laws where I am
mines breakfast baguette and sparkley rasberry lemonade
equivalent question: "reply if you're in the UK"

Greggs, Gourmet, and Pub in the same sentence is crazy
what if neuro was 5g

looks shit
This is a god tier pick

She would cause autism fr fr
Sounds like Starbucks Reserve
id shoot her down
At Christmas they do a festive bake i love
Costco chicken bake is good š
Shiro is it true that you get a new birthday everytime you take down a Government Organization

who is spreading these rumours
anyways
funni you have to join the NN vc party next week
Not denying it... suspicious
ok
remember to check out new foldex game
https://foldex8535.itch.io/into-the-archive
ok the 2st
The 3st

des really cooked with this one
Chat Iām bored
whats the mustard for
banana rum
I think Iāll ping vedal 
Roaring knight got mad skills
thats achahol
Those gifs turn out well. Pretty good for a free game.
one of our 5 same jokes
I was about to say the same thing 
the banana rum bottles are just yellow
especially because next NN VC is NN Birthday VC
what
yep
I just remembered we got to sing happy birthday to Shiro!
Wait was the first NN message made on that day
shiro birthday vc pog


A few months off
oh awesome
lmao
Never mind
classic

NN birthday VC
imagine not using d/m/y
For who?
yeah yeah laugh it up
I am
Gotta force Temmie to join
birthday is Shiro's whole thing
yknow who we need
I mean last time we just insuinated breaking server rules and they HAD to join
not suggesting anything
yellow vanor
need
trueeeeee
nn is slowly dying
we need to retvrn to tradition
argue about how the last stream was actually shit and then spam twinkissing to drown out the arguing
oh
I was gonna say, I got you covered already


Can we go back to doomposting about evilās birthday
you guys just need more streams
I just think you should all know... ||Evil cute||.
buh
no
Tuesday neuro thursday evil
Save NN by doing another subathon
We are wild animals biting the hand that feeds us

guys why are 4X games so complicated
can Neuro just tell me how to play
im confused

I'm FORCING NN to have fun and hang out
Umbrella started paradox arc?
Yes sir!
i just found this out omg
You cant make me!
NO WAY
i cant believe we went from worrying about people showing up to 20+ people
nreo
2PFROG 
Wtf this better be real
it is
2Pfrog no ways

its worse
im playing endless space2 
My house internet was shut down for 3 days
did you not know they were back?
I'm so sad
2P
we are so neurback
shiro hates 2pfrog
i had heard whispers they were active again but didn't know they were working on neuro works again

30+ in call, 20+ in game
genuinely crazy
2pfrog my beloved
they did post a new art in the fourm so yeah
they back now
We are neuroback
i still go back and watch this sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka8uRJHOHn0
Neuro is literally DRAKE
https://twitter.com/2Pfrog
Nuero : https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
AnnE : https://www.twitch.tv/anny
#vtuber #neurosama #animation
can't wait to see a new 2pfrog neuro animation on my youtube feed
Shiro confirmed to not use the art channel
21
I watch the belly rub one regularly
š„ 
shiro hates art
i need a picture of scared evil
I only have gif
screenshot gif smh
gif is ok
shiro hates us
I'm on mobile so cannot post "when the meds kick in and all your friends disappear" so please accept it in words instead
Fuck there it is
What amazing timing
i ate all the meds, where did evertone go
I am still here
everywhere i go i se e evil hip dance
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Halal?
It's about to not be
hi going to tickle you tonight, I'm Avon
Holy light mode
new month jumpscare
Iāll annihilate you
Bri'ish 
Holy new month fellow UTCers
I say as if I didn't alr know

Wow u guys are in the future
smh artists we need more evil bullying neur art
Mods still refusing to add evil hiproll to the stickers

Go punch/pinch someone to celebrate the February
gng tf is this timezone
what alcohol should i buy for next week
banana rum
Banana rum
banana rum
i suppose i shouldve expected that
apple rum
Vedal said he likes it more than banana rum
same 5 jokes
its honestly really nice tho
Could be central I think
im ngl
you guys are fake fans
Same 2 jokes told by 5 ppl
never been much of a rum drinker
Hibiki
February is a perfect square on the calendar
same 5 chatters
same 5 jokes
Itās beautiful
if you're in for a serious suggestion
can I suggest a sweeter one?
butterscotch schnapps
Never
D:
Has anyone made neuro as will smith eating the spaghetti yet
are you 80 years old
no he's Umbrella
fun. ai

god forbid a man like having a sweet drink every once in a while
fuck
Umbrella is either 80 or a spoons enjoyer there is not in-between
get smoked whiskey for all I care whatever
"Once in a while"
As a Strawberry Daiquiri enjoyer I feel that
Greatest lie ever told
avon what was even the point of adding an "either is fine" option for the vc poll
yeah
I usually drink non sweet drinks
im not saying a rarely drink lol
fun ai 
this is the third complaint I've had
Evil ai 
Name 10
smh not even adding "none of the above"
but its the first from me 
Ur mom

some people (usually me) don't realise when a poll allows multiple answer
so I added "either is fine" instead
i think im gonna have to take it easy on the rum next week
you say that
but yknow how it'll go
what is that
ive been asleep most of today XD
I only slept 6 hours for whatever reason
why is she so cute?
fun shiro
Westland Solum
Benriach
Teeling
any Vodka
Patrón
Espolòn
Herradura
and for the final three ill list cocktails:
Martini
Negroni
and Boluevardier
hi shiro
stop laughing at me ik I'm upid 
vodka like umamusume 

does Vodka taste like straight hand sanitiser
ok but if the new poll had all 3 options and was also multiple choice then people would have had the chance to vote for a specific day and also that either is fine 
noted
contrary to what most people say
Vodka can taste differnt depending on the brand
but most cheap vodkas just taste like burning yeah
its okay with lemonade
lemonage
Vodka is the king of cocktails tho
but i just dont like it XD
its so useful
yea with vodka you pay more money to taste it less 
you seem to have made a typo
but yea just mix it and you cant taste it
Sake meanwhile can be anything at all
Hence the superior drink for high alc content
Buh
Where's that vedal message about the twins being raised from a young age to make drinks
We need to make this on topic

eh... sake is nice
but its not as versatile of a cocktail drink
So true(i dont drink)
Oh no vodka is the only cocktail drink
Never do
Be swarm with all the snow rn

wait wait lemme neuroguessr this...
I'm running out of people I can beg to vote
what does that entail
It's pretty obvious
vote on what?
it could of also been the Potion making stream
cmon man
your mum the poll
I meant safeš 
Crelly just hit 100k followers

your mums pole?
got his ass
sorry man I think you're schizoing
Sounds like a guy with 10 cigarettes in his mouth saying "never smoke kid"
someone help me get mellow to the ward
I'm the hoyo player telling you gatcha is bad
I'm the engineer telling you to become a plumber
Im the live stream watcher telling you to watch clips
Someone apparently came up with a way to make AI get drunk: https://www.pharmaicy.store/product-page/alcohol-1
A code module that simulates ethanolās soft haze on digital minds. Based on behavioral & neuroscientific research on alcoholās cognitive impact (e.g. reaction slowing, memory impairment) adapted into parameter shifts.
Example effects:
⢠AI's responses adopt a gentle āstumbleā ā you add 150ā300 ms of lag, making AI's timing feel r...
I think I know what Neuro's next upgrade is going to be.
Vedal will hate it adds the L word
But it's funny so who knows
Vedal adding the L word will never happen
3yo baby drunk out of her mind
thats a fun thumbnail
Dumb mode
idk what it says but i like the style
oh god the green parasite is cosplay the hosts
would be neat actually, they stack on top of his shell

the vedal slurs in this channel are always a joy to read
stupid shellback
reptile
the first part above vedal is meaning 100% idiot
(āØāØUPā©ā© meaning uploader = channel owner)
(snipping tool OCR did very well on this)

(I would not be surprised if there is slang meanings mixed in as well)
was there another game night tonight?

Neuro tetris
fleshcat
Vs evil
okidoki
I'm a being of unlimited energy so I could go 2 days in a row but I'm pretty sure everyone here is too unc and would not survive that
I wonder how long Vedal and company will work to narrow down the top 5 outfits
What company
my brain outta neuro stuff
evil stuff 
if i got a hotel room or something i'd compete with you
Type 1 if vedal should crossdress

chat what does this mean
like


Monka
people he trusts/works with, etc.
Ganggang
indeed

no matter what you do
me when my everything itches
I'll leave~

put some lotion on
take a shower smh

Someone scratch flesh's tummy
you're gonna reach bone if you scratch that much
no more flesh

bonewretch
Wtf
scrajj meta is evolving
Unarmed

Dear lord
Orbital solos sorry
Your mom (slammy) solos
what is the being
Hi Funni
hi rytsty
My 10+/-9i favourite chatter
what
It's not that complicated
surely Speedy will do smth useful with its miserable pathetic existence 
Btw how did Neuro know filian was gna debut
"WARNING: Rogue AI spotted in the neighborhood. DO NOT APPROACH. If bitten, call AI services."
People told her
neuro stapled to telephone poles 

Kills everyone
reincarnates
20000 shots of alcohol m kills even more people
Iām thinking
HEART NEURO AND EVIL ARE SO CUTE
IM THINKING NEURO NUERO
Filian
btw weird question why donāt Neuro talk to male vtubers
What do you mean she talks to veedal
Anyone other male non creator
(Rips you in two and eats you).
doug doug
Rob
Not drunk
which part would you eat first
Cats
Get off the stage!!!
Nice shoes
I'm going to Julli kill you
wha

Lol
Skeleton Person, you still drinking with your boss?
Nah
ban faith too
wtf did the NN vc end already?
I canāt believe I was lied to

Hi flesh
hi moose
Oh shit NN. I have a question. Hold on
neur neur neur sahur
Does anyone have the image or a gif of this thing? I donāt know what itās called or what to look for
Itās like a weird hamster I think

ye I was about to @ flesh
I love it

just made the connection that catdespair is edited cat
šŖ
Om nom nom
You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 276065 cookies total!
shocking
catdespair is a cat

my cat collection

mitosis
theres too many
Do not the cat


catsus is cat too
LIZARD 
Its lysara


Oh no they're morphing
Smocus
*drool continues pooling now covering the entire room with an ankle deep puddle*
Happy birthday Shiro


im so glad there are no mods anymore 
night!
without mods who will feed us
I burn with rage
we will become self sufficient and hunt for survival
Hi NN 
I will hunt you al l fowown and skiln yakive.
what if i dont have skin
Hi axie
u skinless
Then you a skeleton like me
no bones no skin just flesh
Then you fleshy like my older bro.
ohly fuck nn wshy is music so good
neuro sing mor egood songs like colorful array thanks i need more good music in my lfie so i can die from joy
i can't believe i basically didn't listen to music until a year ago
wdym by this explain yourself :monkaGun:
means exactly that
eww spotify
people that dont listen to music
when someone asked me my music taste i just said i don't listen to music enough to have one
never put on music in the background
Yea, those are muslim
i dunno

even less understandable to me than people that never watch any movies or shows
I also don't put music in background too much :LULE:
I don't understand how people play a song on repeat for hours
there are some really good songs man 
me playing the same song on loop for an entire week :neuroSideEyes:
guilty
fair if its that good
I know, but I don't put it on repeat for hours :LULE:
yea i hate repeating the same songs, my playlists all have like 5000 - 10,000 songs
unfortunatley 10k is the max spotify playlist size so i cant go bigger









