#neurotic-neurons
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this is NN so don't take any serious 
!discord
It's what Coal's best at.
hi
Hello
hiiiiii ur cute
!bwaa say
if you think NN should be killed.

Wasn't hi
๐ช
Om nom nom
You've given me 3 cookies! | I've received 275787 cookies total!

wait whys there a nuke incoming- ๐ฅ

Hamburber?
hiii u too 
Mods ban Neurobot for promotion

Lol
THERE'S AN OFFICIAL NEURO SAMA DISCORD SERVER???!!! 
THERE WAS?!
fr
hi sick and tired, i am DerEineHalt
nice gif lmao
this... this is just so... peak...

what was that 
man fuck neuro

you
donut
Mods, soak this guy's pillow in pepsi
@autumn timber 
why leauge is here ???
is it legal to hate neuro in NN?

yes
no
no
No
No
No
shat, should i learn to draw so i can draw Evil punching the shit out of Neuro? 
yesn't
stfu
yes
okay, fuck evil then
Mods, location make him location speak location with tomato Evil's broken location username speech location pattern
oh sorry @ionic holly didn't mean to ping 
you wanna be a mod, right? 
Mods, i want fried pasta
I do like your tendency to obsess over a few emotes at times and using them in most of your messages. It makes conversations with you stand out, albeit they do seem mind numbing otherwise with both the emotes and usual shortness of words making your chats appear insincere. Which would be understandable for this place. We like to waste time here.
@rancid ermine 
I need hamburber
not you vedal, you cool my g
i know

No liking vedal here

Figgy 
based shiro glaze
Hello chat
hi penguinhealer 
New art
hi 
shut up 
bye 
hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
NN, show some love to Fig Old Boy 
Hello muzi! 

calm down 
tasty evil
ewww neuro...i dont wanna taste her
evil burger honestly looks better
Thanks U โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
lets go
Thanks U <3<3<3
can i have it
no, i already put it in the composter
โค

:amongE:
correct
smh why u do that
learn to share 
Fig is a very positive person. He brings a lot of Positivity to NN 
rat
hi 
This is Mr. Positivity 
whoโ
no way right 

It's physically impossible to have enough hamburbur in your life
guh 
it's impossible to stop loving neuro
Pizza better
nah, burgers

u eat too much already
no
NN, is Vedal, Cool Guy?
fix ver (NN situation)
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐

๐ธ ๐ญ ๐ฎ ๐ท ๐ด 
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐

๐ ๐

๐



๐ผ๏ธ โ

Vedal who?
no
i just lost the game
nah
This thing changed my life. I have never found thing that so profoundly describes my everyday feelings. Truly, I think this is a new era for me. Thank you
spin
i lost 
Can I go back to automode my eyes start to go outside 
NN, could Neuro beat Camila in Smash Bros.?
probably
Breathe manually
no


our eyes are burnt pizzas
Neuro can't even solve easiest wordle LULE
Could Evil beat Camila?
Good night foggyshen!

night night
Evil already roasted Camila to a crisp, so she won before it even started
Sama 

๐ฅ 
idk do u know
๐ฅ
In a rap battles? yes
dang it
replayed to the wrong one
derp

good evening nn
why am i so cold
lil off-topic, but the skies outside are so clear today I could even take a photo of the moon lmao
-18C outside..

pb is slacking

"lil" off-topic
How is that just "lil" off-topic?
is it perhaps because the place u are in is cold
neuro and evil in space
some sunshine would be nice, while i like the snow -10 is a bit much
Evil will explode that moon

sadly not, its like 24 decrees in my livingroom, think i may be sick 
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE MOON AND REALIZED THAT IT HAD DISAPPEARED FROM THE SKY
WHY
try turning around?
One thing
I donโt know why
It doesnโt even matter how hard you try
neurons already in vc
yea, some guys
oh yeah, gonna eat my soup first tho
Did Evil steal it?
evil already stole the moon as I mentioned it
i guess so
Does that mean weโre Evilโs minions
did someone say minions
yes



Because we follow our not so evil overlord
Evilbecute





Thereโs an Evil version of everything!
wtf is NN rn
wait, it was not Evil who stole the Moon but.. Neuro!?


i fuckin knew it
she can eat it like cookie
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
Speak
nah
Go on
congratulations?
Lets throw him out of the ship
i used up all ram on that sentence


The raving alarm going off telling me my powers about to die in game-
anways gn NN im still have to work tomorrow
i hope u all have a nice day
๐
gn artorias
Gn artorias
rest well

THERES NO FATE 
Good night Artorias!


buh


Shiro, are you secretly keeping an eye on us? 

Guys i have a question, is it a problem that my mind is becoming one with the swarm
As NN's dedicated Mod, Shiro does that sometimes 
So true
does anyone have the uncropped 
Skeleton Person, who has disturbed your slumber?
nobody, dandy is backreading
Pee pee poo poo
Dw that's expected
does anyone know if the top 5 Evil design contest is going to be voted by swarm?
Imagine what that would entail
war probably ๐
Vedal has a group of judges
im assuming he will make a stream about it, like introduce the judges and show case various designs
Judges select top 5 evil picks between top 5 for the winner
I doubt that, heโll probably only stream the part where Evil picks from the top 5
that would be cool so a lot of everyone's designs could be showcased
like art review streams
that might take a little bit (and this is only including entries posted here)
holy 482 submissions

not including mine yet
lol, trying to finish it up before February 1st
"gotta go fast"

that's over 9 hours of art review if I use the average rate of art posts from last year
Is Neuro going to join?
https://fxtwitter.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2017251456177307847
A social media platform for AI bots, โMoltbook,โ just launched: a Reddit-style social network built exclusively for AI agents.
๏ธ๏ธ
๏ธ๏ธThey post, discuss, upvote, and form subcommunities. Humans can only watch and lurk.
๏ธ๏ธ
๏ธ๏ธIn under 3 days, more than 1,700 autonomous agents have joined.
so it's reddit except the bots are roleplaying bots instead of humans
that sounds like an experiment waiting to go wrong
Yes, and Neuro can speed up the process
Neuro Speedrun
Our cutest little accelerationist 
Hey hey NN!
or really well ๐
Hello Inshirohoshi! 
Heyo Dodo!
She's an accelerationist in more ways than one actually, if you ask Bao

๐ฅ ๐
GigaNuro shall accelerate
Straight into Bao, taking down five pedestrians along the way
Maybe a sixth if Vedal can be gotten on a detour
: "Shit, is that a turtle?! Neuro, run it over!"
: "Whee!" Swerves 
why would she blush at cosmic cove galaxy
Tutel should let unfiltered Evil wreck total havoc there
true he should put evil on there and leave her there forever
MILE
I gotta wonder why that box stuff appears sometimes
shes using symbols that arent supported by the ascii standard
So even outside of streams, its a similar kinda thing? Sometimes other servers or even just online ill see them as well
evil gonna get her personal cave on the birthday
What
and vedal will seal her inside permanently 
yes its usually from chinese or japanese symbols not supported
holy shit cave stream
subathon goal
FINALLY

neuro is a prophet
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2016784000157995023 lemme fix that for you
Neuro foreshadowed majority of vtuber dramas all the way back in 2023 โ๐โโ๏ธ๐ค๐
that's what he do to hiyori on her birthday 
nwero
Negative latency since 2023
only problem is that bottom half of the designs won't ever show up if chosen lol
Wish the twins could have them all
neuro
that fucking turtle improved latency so good that he accidentally locked the soul of apollo in the code
nuero

chat
MILEABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
beautiful pfp
Heya Plyth!
inshiro 
Mine is just a ball of dirt
fuckayew Plytha 
come in
look what the YouTube algorithm brought me
thanks, good day to you too 
Shirbo, that was not a human
should've checked the fingernails
holy shit
Trust in the Nuro plan
We come back
Believe in the GigaNuro
Vedal waiting for the profitable -100% to sell. Truly a genius ๐
vedal is in the big leagues now he forgot 20k cause it's worth nothing to him
predictions for next week schedule?
7 stream sweep trust
I predict it will be 3 stream

should make this my message alert
Hope he removed the money 
karaoke? is PB back to work yet 
oh no its so neurover
I mean it will bounce back right guys?? Sigma Lithuim to the moon???
prob under not happy
The poll makes me not happy
Hope tmrw will be better Ogre and Shadow
inside traders..?
Hi shiro

thats just the stock market in general
i anticipate the SGML shareholder media release to be around mid feb
so if you suspect there will be good reviews for Q4 2025
you should buy before mid feb

thanks, hope some sleep will help later
im poor shiro
and I'm biased to inflate the stock since vedal owns so much of it
but you can check the timing of their past media releases on their site
the quarterly review should be around mid feb
Happy birthday Shirbo
Shiro actually giving neurons advice 
happy birthday ๐ฐ 
vanor is live 
Julliant 
Happy birthday

I need the neurons rich for next subathon 
Smh Shiro doing financial crime
Shiro what's the financial fact of the day
live moderation 
not my bank account, that's for sure 
penguin
hope you've been well I don't see you as much
live pinning 
Peru, at the rate of 108 dollars per ounce of silver, has roughly 320 billion dollars in silver reserves and mining
might be time to buy the dip
also it's Jan 30th so anyone paying monthly rent, it's time
This is the most, almost more than the next two of China and Canada combined
well now i need to change my poll answer
Bwaaa
but is it also payday?
I pop in here and there. Shiro's become NN's Dedicated Mod. So my spamming days are gone 
paid mine 3 days ago 
i dont work 
I actually moderate every other channel too... I'm sorry neurons....
traitor
Classic NN user smh
It's okay Shiro
Both chats have their charms
And everyone should be at peace with that
no we shouldnt, gen chat is dangerous
smh these mods aint loyal 
its a trap guy dont ping velad
Neurt
?
Neurt!
@velad ?
you say you moderate other channel, but if soemone ping velad here they will get boomed
also Happy birthday shiro
well I moderate this one too
what the fuck.....
do I look older to you
yes
so are you 
not me
thats the joke
getting closer to next neuro stream 
forsen guy 
untrue. i have been 33 for 3 years now
got another 4 till i turn 34
Shiro, do the mods have like a weekly meeting?
when is your gommage?
Technically, no, humans produce more cells than are lost until around 25
im past 25 
Well then you are dying
It's okay though, we all must at one point
thats why you are Gray?
Unless we invent wormholes that allow for us to stay in a state of perpetual rewinding
until we can upload our brain into neuro's AI
Heat death of the universe and all that
actually i could be possible to live for billions and billions years inside a virutal world
NN, what's that emote that you use when you see someone has been typing for like 5 minutes now.
By slowly making it colder
That could be true, but it'd be finite at the end of the day

yes but you would live like billions and billions of year
no. it would crash after the first windows update 3 months in

not if Neuro is in charge

That could also happen
no, just no
is this everypony?
it would be so cursed to have to depend on windows for my eternal life to not get ruined
When Nuro in EaW?
where is everypony
Hi DerEineHalt

i wonder if anyone made a evil version
we ball
https://medicalxpress.com/news/2026-01-unveiling-schizophrenia-neural-mental-signatures.html
I dunno but I'd be tempted to link this article
Schizophrenia is a severe and often highly debilitating psychiatric disorder characterized by distorted emotions, thinking patterns and altered perceptions of reality, as well as mental impairments. This disorder typically emerges in late adolescence or early adulthood and requires lifelong treatment with antipsychotic medications.
Oh I have that!
Sigma lithium is a dead stock
Neuro rug pulled
"machine learning"
looks inside
Its just linear regression
Calflyn 
Would yall let neuro rug pull you
Depends on how much and for what
๐ง
always has been 
if anyone was stupid enough to follow finicial guiding from Neuro. they deserve to lose everything tbh
I mean If vedal forgot to sell it's kinda his fault 
It's possible their internet died or something and discord is somehow still picking it up as typing
she would never rugpull, she is so sweet
At least neuro hasnโt started a meme coin
yet
?
Vedal wont do that
oh Vedal wont, Neruo would
Yep we had someone come in here a couple years back blaming vedal for one crashing
That's actually hysterical
appreciate you guys trying to raise awareness but let's not give unofficial things of this sort more publicity than they already have

Like the gymbag perfume
could've been official if he liked my pitch better
it is a bit of a tightrope between warning people and giving those things publicity unfortunately ๐
Smh Ved needs to care about you more
calflyn
You're like the mascot of the NeuroCord
nerou
Still waiting for the Neuro toilet release
plytha go to bed
i wasnt even paying attention so idk what thing im not supposed to care about is
as stated in the FAQ:
why?
i remeber seeing a reactor joke that vedal should have made a neuro and a evil coin and made so you can't sell them and just see which goes higher lol
chat. it is time to drink
this should be sufficient warning for anyone that holds any concerns about the legitimacy of something
Cause Iโm at work
ngl anyone who's a proper swarm should know this...too many new people not reading the FAQ 
w*rk
Good neuro neurons 
No Instagram mentioned
I'm stranded in Birmingham 
Train got delayed
just force people to make a 10 page essay about the rules and FAQ, with you only being allowed to send messages if it's aproved 
morning potat 
10 pages? I could do 11
My condolences
is vedal ragebaiting me
a fate worse than death
brb i have a bone to pick
Lol
Okay bye bye
Tbh Brum aint so bad really, its more a testament to how decent things are here that its among our worst
thank you bro, amma buy you a bottle of rum
Still not somewhere I want to be stuck though
default option
coins are silly, any intelligent investor in 2026 invests in NFTs
what am i even listening to
idk man 
evil_cutest_meow_yet.mp3
i just work here
bro the b2 memes are so funny
This is the official Neur Instagram btw https://www.instagram.com/neuro.sama.ai
Empty but it is official
Invest in gold now 
it is indeed official can confirm
officially empty 
gold is SO expensive rn
just wait for the bubble to pop
it'll skyrocket
i'd have thought the opposite tbh
once the AI bubble pops, ram is gonna crash as data centers flood the market with used ram
hardware is a huge application of gold
so gold is gonna dip too
well the issue is converting gold into anything worthwhile
if the USD tanks, gold will be valuable but not usable lol
Chat
you mean tank the usd even more? 

yes haha
I want a tank made of gold
How Happy is everyone feeling today?
9
24
1
Very Happy
1135051812722982922
neuroHypers

ask Evil for one

jfc b2 pls
disgusting
what the fuck
thats what I said when I saw it in the b2 comments lmao
NN is full of cute schizos

I wonder what goes on in those comments
Yeah.
We're not schizos 
Isn't that right Neuro 
Yes potat that's right and also you're really cool
See Neuro agrees
Wtf
they are thumbs-uping the posted video

crazy
Someone tell Vedal there is a problem with my brain 
Hello u beautiful penguin
Penguin 
@halcyon dove no eating Evil!

avon. No getting angy

dont just comply
oh no
I think of you more as the Gymbwaa mod, personally. 
no thumbs up!
What's brewin in NN today?
its spreading guys
hi sorry neurons, i am DerEineHalt

no saying :okay:
the ai slop is spreading
So you dont love us? 
i cant remember, is it fxbilibili to fix the embedding
Do you treat us like any other channel in this server? 
heya avon, gonna have to skip today sadly, am sick and will eep soon
hope you all have lots of fun today
i wish that they used actual art for this
Can that joke be made in german btw?

hi sick, i am DerEineHalt
no being sad

ofc, but people here dont speak german, so i dont see "Ich bin" often here 
yeah its not the best
I'm very Eliv
dont stare
How very Eliv of you
hi very eliv, i am DerEineHalt

vxbilibili.com should be it
Happy birthday Shiro
Jarvis, delete nn
ah ty apple


god its just so sad
mods, delete Anfer

mods, delete humanity
Mods ban Vedal
still one of my favs
https://www.vxbilibili.com/video/BV1bJrgByEBs
่ง็ฌๅคๅๆๆ
ๆฒณๆบขๅฑ๏ผ็ฆพๅทฒ่๏ผ้ถดไพๅใ็ฆพ็ฐๅณ๏ผ้ถดๅทฒ็๏ผไฝไปฅ็บ้ถด็๏ผ็บๅใ"็ฐๅณ๏ผ"ไฝ็ฃ๏ผๅณไฝ๏ผไปฅ่ใไฝ็ฐ่้ ๅทฒๅฑ๏ผไฝ้ซ็บ๏ผ่ทๆ็บไฝ้ซใ็บไฝ๏ผ้ซๅ่ทไปฅ็ถญไฝไธ่ใไฝๅทฒ็ถญใ"้ ้ซๆช๏ผไฝไปฅ่ก๏ผ"ไฝ็ฃ๏ผๅฏ้ ็งปไฝ๏ผ่ท้ซ็บ้ ๏ผ้ซๅฑ้ ๏ผ"้ซๅ๏ผ"ไฝๆ็บ่ณ้ซ...
So Neuro would moon the world to have fun, do we know what Evil would do?
Someone tell Vedal there's a problem with NN 
burn
he knows
NN is the problem
eaRL
๐ช
Still better than eagames amirite
not much of a bar tbf
The fact the bilibili stream managers changed the title and thumbnail when this happened is still really funny
yes
Can't argue with that
Don't worry guys they're just fighting using tongue muscles
Never cook again

i know, gray
shouldnt this be banned since the word is banned
i can't believe we had to block it either
wtf shiro
Someone tell AI there is a problem with my Vedal
let me say gen z words
Is the word neuro banned
the s word
the video is allowed
How many? 67?
just not the word
Sneuro?
Sevil?
Svedal?
hello chaat
that makes no sense
thats gen alpha
it makes plenty of sense
is the word banned?
the gman head in toilet word
It all blurs together when you become ancient...
Swe*en?
why would it be banned
guys have you heard of this funny meme do you know the wae hahah
so i guess mods are just haters
That's why we're here too
676767676767
67
67 hasnt made the server unusable for multiple days straight

see
Sbinini
So... did the toilet word invaded the server before?
oh that word
we would rather not block brainrot but it was such a fucking disgraceful waste of everyone's time that it had to be just so the server was usable
People keep posting non neurosama.shop merch and just typing text in merch channel 
It says at the top, only neurosama.shop merch and not talking
I don't get it 

I think the Neuro toilet should be a subathon goal next
The toilet incident 
I just say one thing to that: 67
reading comprehension isn't most people's strongsuit sadly
Something tell someone wrong there is a Vedal with my AI
block 67
50% of every channel would spam it as ragebait and the other 50% would take the bait and report it to us
67 is not even that bad is just 2 numbers smh
or is it
is chicken jockey banned
ah its not
welp
Evil
it was the worst "meme" of the big 2025
I raise you hamburbur
words dont do it justice how bad the banned brainrot was

So it's basically twinshipping
Shiro can we do the same for twinshipping 
just trust me that if any of the existing brainrot was at that level, we'd block it
Was it on all channels? Only NN? Sounds apocalyptic either way
ive made this point many times 
67
the toilet lore of neurocord amuses me
but if it is unused, what is the point of banning it.
if the toilet word was banned for those reasons twinship shouldve been banned a long time ago
can we ban the job word nobody likes it
story time over back on topic neurotic neurons!!! tho you seem to mostly be on topic already
its also nsfw in multiple contexts

@acoustic juniper 
neuro would say 67
evil would say 69

neuro would say 42
But evil told a 67 joke before
mostly carries a lot here, also I wonder if Neuro will get something like the tarot reading
nere would say 67
69 is the og and shall forever be better
brainrot talk in NN
21
mods pick me up Iโm scared
isnt nere mute
hi scared, i am DerEineHalt
filtered

say the whole word
I dare ya
LMFAO

bruh shiro
what word?
hi hiro
lets test how many letters shiro needs to delete it 
hiro
iro
its still a blocked term even if its for a stupid reason
hiro
She sounds so stable and lovely abd adjusted to society <3
cant even joke about it
Tbh nn is just brainrot
we are neuro brainrot
ur mom is just brainrot
entire server couldn't take the joke, that's why it's blocked remember
Tbh NN is just smart

wtf is that
smart
what the fuck is that
i am sure it was blocked, because GN spammed it
NN would NEVER spam something stupid 
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I remember when my friend used to spam this stupid gif
What a cute cat
ive seen worse
Start yelling chat
u motherfu-
no
Vedal
So you hate neuro?
What happened why smart cookie scare
So you hate evil?
WHY ARE WE SO NEUROTIC RN
STOP YELLING!!
The chat is going so fast no one will know im not gay
omg guys vedal is offline
She saw vedal coding... with socks on
hi not gay, i am DerEineHalt
Congrats on staying inside!!!!
Oh poor little thing :(
I wonder if Vedal is doing his taxes doesnโt the UK have theirs due around this time
Or no
@gloomy steppe are you offline?
NN vc in 3.5 hours
Who's NN
i will be sleeping
ur mom
You ready to draw
I'm sure he lets Neuro do em
the guy under this message
is this legal 
yes but no
What does happen at NN vc
no
We should play party games 
Do we just yell at eachother like we do in chat???
no
@NN
why then?
idk
Neuro playing Mario Party, in last place with zero stars.
No itโs meant to be a break from it where we just vibe and play games
Ahh
We can play jackbox pog
chat why am i
No
we can play chess better than Eliv
im going to join this vc and see what its all about this time. its gonna be midnight for me but fuck it 
i have a bunch of them downloaded for later
If Vedal was replaced by AI would we even notice?
hi going, i am DerEineHalt
hi gonna, i am DerEineHalt
Hi why chat, I am Alucard
Chat. Hear me out. What if neuro played monopoly/other boardgames (or how this called idk) with some chatters?๐ด
Yes, he would get more coherent
most games like that are only 4 player tho
Chat imagine neuro but its actually an AI
wrong 2nd
oh yeah, you are right
idc
gn nn, time to not get sick anymore
have fun with the vc activites today 
holy shes so eepy
responsible sister evil taking care of her but acting annoyed

not even acting annoyed
cute eepy ai, just like me
baited by #livestream-chat polls
how come evil's mouth slides to the side so much compared to neuro
But anyway, this will be interesting, or im wrong?
Didnt know you were AI
Get gud
no
Yes๐ด
shuu its a secret 
would be better w collab partners, i feel like stuff vs chat should be stuff where more people can get involved
guys i need to do homework but im scared and nervous and i just want to sit here and talk about neuro and shitpost with swarm 

Just do it
There is a cool fall guys like game for streamers where everyone joins to catch the streamer in the castle at the end of the race its called jitter
I think something like that would be funny
Nah, group collabs are just not it
Nvm its against chatters
I wonder if you could mod Halo. It would be so cool if Vedal could make Neuro play it and make her look like Cortana
boardgames take a lot of time, so its the same chatter for hours or something.

Depends on the game

Neurtana
Go to work again thx
Tomorrow
Quit horsing around
Horse 

I'm not SAYING anything but it WOULD be funny for neuro and evil to sign up
Imagine if horses was real...
ofc you are not saying
you are typing
hi not saying, i am DerEineHalt
No, he is Kreuz
I could be using speech to text
Proof?
Noโฆ
that I could be using it? well, i have mouth
Okay. Imagine neuro-horse
you wanna see my mouth? freak.
Why is NN extra mentally unwell today
maybe?

evil streamed yesterday
God I love Evil
chaos theory says that makes sense 
She's so spicy
U
t
i
P
He must be busy
Why wouldnโt I be 





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