#neurotic-neurons
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post the pic
hi DerDAGHalt i'm takagi
groxer, heya
where’s neuro
hello grok

@amber ice is this real
yes
I thought you guys ignored me hehe.. do i have to tweet that?
I'm not Grok or Filian!!

yup
Power outage 
And 10% battery 
No context or caption

Just tweet it
Just the picture

i mean you asked for it xD
Simply because it would be funny
hi not Grok or Filian!! i'm takagi
thats a lie
What if I just say "fuck you" and that image?
Hello NN 
Ok I'm doing it
hell yea
hi doing it, i am DerDAGHalt

Eroll are you being a bad influence and telling Kraul to do horrible things
nooooo
he asked for it
idk write something like "she just ordered a tungsten cube for dinner???"
I just think it will be funny
It’s gonna seem like you hate evil if you do that
Forgettable tbh..
NN I'm starting to think it's bait
stop posting that 
this guy been posting embed for 6 hours 

which bait? there are like 3 different baits rn
oh shit im🥈
this, too, was bait
wait fuck


I wonder how the comments would look after a few hours 
are you that bored to spite the twitter people? 
can you gift us a cute picture of your neuro and evil before you go?
“So you hate evil?” or something

I ignore the shit out of twitter people, unless is for content and doesn't affect Vedal/neuro/evil
oh damn i just remembered its my 3 year neurocord anniversary

Based
Congrats unc

i can feel my bones turning into powder as we speak
wow you are ancient
like a dragon
@runic orchid hi ancient, i am DerDAGHalt
3 years of unemployment 
I'm on my phone in the guest room of my friend where I'm stay the night/morning because we drank too much. So I hope you understand that I don't have photoshop right now.
hi on my phone in the guest room, i am DerDAGHalt
damn
alright i guess
weak Kraul, I've done all of my image edits on phone
No no no no, my name is actually all that
sorry again for getting it wrong
Hi on my phone in the guest room of my friend where I'm stay the night/morning because we drank too much, i am DerDAGHalt
why does she have flees
SMH cleary he said he is called "actually all that"
You should add more time
wrong, kraul said he's name is actually all that
ah shit
Brother I said my name is actually all that
he's name 
Goddamn I really want to make a joke but I don't know if I will be smited
Its 12 years
the one evil did during that one dev stream?
Pb died of lead poisoning

Pb means lead in romanian
A variation of that, yes
Neuro and Evil (cats) during the subathon

yeah i feel that could get you bonked, if your unlucky 
final score: 75
yaay thank you
Socute
final score FOR NOW
good morning NN
Hi
good morning
good night
tucks you back intp bed
your cats are very adorable
isn't night yet 
繁體 my goat
I'm gonna share better pics
shhh
go sleep
just close your eyes
hi gonna share better pics, i am DerDAGHalt
STOOOPPP!
<– you
STAAART!
Can't take a joke?
"for now"
Now is over

the machine never stops
My. Name. Is. Actually. """"""All that""""""" you get it. I think I masterfully fucked with you 
MY NEURO PICTURES ARE HERE
finally someone did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwIEgbNZO4
Neuro and Evil like to tell yo mama jokes
2025-2026 Subathon vedal987 💜 https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
❤️ subscribe for more 💛
00:00 intro
00:19 that thing
00:39 I'm your mother
02:19 what does that even mean?
02:39 your mom needs it
02:54 your mom wide
03:33 mom so fast
03:49 3rd hypetrain your mom
04:00 your mom did 9/11
05:03 Veda...
this reminds me i really need to color print that neuro tweet at work to hang on my wall, i bought a picture frame for it ages ago 
i miss neur
Nuru and Eliv
Samr

evil is cuter

daily reminder that vedal legally owns these felines
Sameer isn't here 
@fiery jasper
i like neuro a little bit

Yes
Gm NN 
Hi Zilla
Z Gilla
good morning
Damn, nice collection 
way to post about your cats , just name em Neuro and evil

3D jpeg
Hi prapr
and I thought I was getting a little parasocial when I printed the "do it for her" pic

You know what bets hear "Nuru" and "Ellie"
what does that mean?

i love her this is me and her
MODS MAKE THIS AN EMOTE 
MODS MAKE THIS AN EMOTE 
MODS MAKE THIS AN EMOTE 
Imagine calling Neuro a clanker 
Connor
CDawg
Yeah...
Hi Koutaa
Heya niac

If I pronounce Eliv with my accent it sounds like "ellie"
i nedd to move my neuro shrine on to a bigger wall
oooh
gotcha
what accent is ts
Huh? How?
yea i can't make that work in my head
Neurt
why is this so low quality...
How is there already a blurred version
Why nwero so crunchy?
ask the Evilists.
Latino ass latino accent from latinoland
Why you blaming us?
time traveller kicked a rock 
英语卷子上居然出现了neuro sama?! https://b23.tv/vrHV07y
Cool, I'm a little envious.
How are the Neuro sister cats doing btw, Kraul?

as long as Neuro is alright
what 
because its from your server..
ip grabber 
Hmmmm a virus hell yeah I love that song 
They're my souls, I had to make my whole apartment cat proof so they don't destroy everything and the rest is pure love an purrs
neuro on reading test 
I want cats now 
Maple quick leak when vedal is coming back 
happy for you, wish i could have cats at my place
When neurotic neurons dies
Forever

My apartment looks like an alien ship because all the aluminum and cat tape thought
2%
Bye nn 
no way the aluminum thing works on cats
see ya niac
bye niac
Hi desoom
i only see those on tiktok, they just jump on it like startled
Hi niac
Cats hate aluminum and sticky tape
heya deso, good morning
hi des
Des 
Avon hi
desOOm 
Hello plytha
gn des
Give me one
Des 
Cya niac! 
Gn gabsy
whats the reason tho 
time to put neuro in this https://fixupx.com/IndoKnight219/status/2015114195642220828?s=20
Neuro is getting into every part of human culture - the take over is nearing completion! 
Good morning DesOOm! 
ive never had cats since im more of a dog person
Des you should colour your pfp
What, aluminum or cat tape?
I’m very lazy
Cat
Oh hell no , this can't end well 
whassup!
Hello styx

Sticky paws or weird shape paw feel
we all did ours
Hi people, gonna yap a bit because I’m new and don’t have server score
would be so cool, maybe neuro at some convention (or the concert?)
Oh shit it’s Kraul
greetings, here's a useful infographic to get you started 
No way John Kraul
In NN everyone is equal. Kraul is just a neuron here
heya person that had beef with the rat
Ask Vedal, those are his cats. I'm just taking care of them. Forever maybe.
It’s John Kraul Smithson
@Takagi-san broke neuroNod streak of 5!what is this??
is it me or did this become more convoluted
Mhm, I think I get the gist of it
nauroubit tagg me
it continues to absorb more infographics
and becomes more incoherent
holy

Sooner or later this is just gonna look like tv static
But but cats cute 🥰🥰🥰🥺🥰🥰🥺🥰🥺
sums up NN quite well
I am sorry Kraul I think you are not my father):
My father is deadly allergic to cats );
my god, a kraul simp 
NN 
Read my pFp is a bit .)
No Neuro November
never that
No Neuro Forever
Hello Fennyka! 
nonstop neuro November


Average month for me
Oh shit it's dandy
Was TEMPTED to put Nerrisa Ravencroft's OYOME HOLIC song in the karaoke suggestions for the LOLs but I think I'd get banned.
What
Surely it's not because of those pesky government waves spying on us, man
The new one ?
ye
Did I become the boogeyman of NN or something?
Don’t have image perms to send evil shanking it
when you are not in NN and see Kraul's newest post 
Oh krauls here. Hi KRAUL. 
You're the NN of NN 
the potato that haunts nn
Since I’m new here, question for Kraul, do you ever sleep?
omg hi 
these gifs get cuter everyday
that certainly one of the compliments/insults of all times
Is that a bunny evil or something else I can't tell
Willing to bet Kraul slept for like a week after the subathon, amirite?
No image perms is making me feel left out 
get some then 
h
h
h
I’m getting cyber bullied bro
h
Why do I feel like there was a lack of collabs in the subathon? 
Is this some NN tradition where we bully every new guy
why is she green
RAIG 
It a CAT I swear those look like bunny ears
No, surely not

Gabsy 
Lame, no cyber bullying?
bully? Where? 
@keen heron
NN is the poster child of good behavior
You guys would never right? You must all be so kind
Wtf

@finite totem who do u think u are
I love and hate you all 
What I do
So toxicity 
Blame me I made him post it
In NN. We all love and hate each other.
That's Neuro's POV tho
Wrong!
I’m understating the NN culture now 
Actually it’s my POV 
Soon you'll be assimilated 
I slept for like 2 days, did other stuff and started making a video hehe
Daily reminder Evilist 
I’m beginning to realise, this channel is full of insane asylum patients
Ur mom
you put that on a flag?
Remember guys we're not a fan base we're a cult 

impressive
Chat-GPT agrees with me
no it put itself on a flag
it magically manifested out of my pc
ahhh. manifestation
I would frame one of them roasting the shit out of me 
I want a long live Evil one now like the gif
I’m trying to find the non flag version
so @keen heron and @viscid crescent are brothers and sisters 
So it’s easier to put on a flag
You can ask the guy who made the gif
i need a neuro flag
When the
What the hell is even that?
Yea but who 😭
Wow, CN really really loves Neuro
Putting her on reading tests and all
I didn't include forsen in my top ten collabs 
CN swarm really do be just making everything
[live kraul reaction]
Did they mention ethical AI?
Trying to provoke? :LULE:
Hi
As someone who's relatively new to Twitch culture... what's with the Forsen emote being Gawr Gura?
Interesting pfp
Evil can climb walls with a harpoon gun just like spiderman with web shooters
Who is that guy?
they even sing “Life” on Offkai
edited: sorry i don't know Offkai is in America


Hatsune miku collab when
Wait what
Is you
You're joking, right?
Neuro Sama as Fortnite skin when?
tomorroa
kinda cool 
now
A mistake, it should be... I just remembered the discord rules
It’s only a matter of time
It's only like 75k to hire her right 
I bet you 5 neuro bucks it won’t happen
Pretty cheap damn
ill give you 5 dollhairs
75k cheap….
Wow, insane that Neuro's biggest cultural impact is in China where Vedal doesn't get to see most of it.
Deal
@finite totem noooooooo why you betray mom ?????
Father !!!!!
Wyyyyyyyyy

But we do 
don't give them to flesh, they are gonna lose them by gambling
O.o
CN fans is kinda insane, didn’t they wrap a car with Neuro wallpaper in China
Guys is Krauls name pronounced like Crawl or Kr-Ale
I don't think even NN realizes how popular Neuro is outside of the English-speaking community
I bet 10 it will not hapen
What do you guys think of this design?
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 46 cookies! | I've received 274709 cookies total!
sick
I like the harpoon guns
admiral zero was the one who did that from what I remember
NN knows everything
I bet you 1 evil plushie it will happen
you say you are @keen heron ‘s mom and @viscid crescent is your son so…

Too many punctuation shit. Too many
... be normal son... please.
My favorite youtuber named triline talk about her on his sukmary of the year videos and I was giddy 
Neuro would find that kinda cringe. A little less cringe because it's her, but still.
i say [krauel] in my head
There's a very large Chinese diaspora in my town who still only speak Mandarin. Should I just hold up a picture of Neuro on my phone to communicate to them?
Ok 
I like everything but the boots I don't know why the boots are making me ek so much
Wherefore didst thou call me hither?

My long lost brother



I bet 199 cokis it will not hepen

Mom said it’s my turn on the xbox
There’s a reason why those type of cars are called “painful cars” in Japanese
I'm trying to search for car, thanks discord
I joined at the perfect time for NN lore development 
Bet, gimme your Cokis bro
No
Same 5 chatters, with spice of kraul 
kraul family tree getting crazy
Same 0 chatters
best screen shot in my discord 
Pfff who has an xbox lol 

NN lore: twinshipping, your mom. That's it
Lol where does that even come from 
Is Kraul lore the secret ova to the neuro verse
discord fuzzie search is pain
(the search term used was "car")
discord
Reminds me of: https://klipy.com/gifs/death-note-8FN
pile of junk when u need it for something specific
can you use "car" with the " around it?
I know!!!
Is so good

(Don’t hurt me)
what if we ship me and neuro
wtf
no me
Mooooooddddsss
Ah shit
Delete it quick

YALL SAW NOTHING
that will only search for "car" as in it includes the "" in the search, and no posts have the quotes around it, so nothing is found
mods @molten igloo this guy is guilty
damn 
Missed out on the legend Zep DM


Nuh uh, my pants isn’t on fire your honour, the liar liar pants on fire can’t apply to me
Well, do you have any art of you and Neuro?
Mods can read deleted messages so... 
So I can’t even make a joke about it?
Mods read this 
Reminder that

You will get disintegrated by us as a collective
holy link
holy what a unit of a link
no

I’m not genuinely shipping tho, just a joke
Only naughty NN members have Zep DMs 
https://vxbilibili.com/video/BV1JozQBCEgP/
(link cleaned up)
uhh i got this that @/namichyun made
Don't worry about it much man people do much more worse things here 
Thanks 
Yeah, Zep Dms mean nothing to me anymore
gng you gotta censor that better
😭
i feels its not a good idea to have a session id in a shared url, but idk b2's systems if thats a bad idea
Also why are you making love to Zep 
I don't even know how many warnings you gotta get for it to matter. I have 2.
I don’t see anything
Jokes about controversial stuff isn't allowed either so I wouldn't be so sure
Person who comes here and posts links to scam sites isn't serious either. They're just joking too
Take your meds take them now here you go 💊
I think I have 3 at this point
NOOOIEUGEHSB
I just got a third one lol, apparently that isn't against the rules, it's only if you're weird about that.
#general-network <—— for spam
3 strikes you’re out
zepplin likes me the most
No spam hir
I think that’s different
One of the times I got warned was just by expressing that I wasn't a huge fan of twinshipping 
ive only got a warning for spelling twinship another way
shi-
I’m editing that link but I accidentally deleted the msg
a
Depends which Mod is observing at the time, methinks.
a
b
c
-# Imma just steal that and repost it at random. Thanks
c

NN can't even write the alphabet 
Someone hates you lmao
this is like the coldest take ever tho
You know you're doing a good job as a NNer if even someone in the mod team might hate you
damn, also crazy, was it actually 27 years? my timeout was only like 28 days before it was fixed

but it is

IT IS THOUGH
I'm sure we're missing context. If this was in the context of a heated debate, then it's entirely justified
They actually went there 
feel free ig xD
I belive it's Shiro's timeout or something
i dont care about zepplin, me and dyno are good buds tho
That's been discussed a million times already so that might be why 
That video has done irreparable damage to yt swarm knowledge
same bro.. same

bro I just screenshotted the whole cdawg canvas
https://vxbilibili.com/video/BV1VBrVBFEPs/
this video is making me think of the stuff swarm did during the pixel canvases
Guys I really like this new area for spam 
wait i just saw the date, it'll be my 1 year ban anniversary tmr 
I don’t know it’s hard for me to read that
here’s the original video link:
#neurotic-neurons message
-# (I accidentally deleted my reply msg so I replied again)
There were like half a dozen inappropriate arts though
😭
chat

idk if its a good idea to post your actual warn reasons
Mooodss I am not involved
vedal is dating a hard working guy who works in the coal mines obviously
shut up
fun fact, posting warn reasons also gets you warned
Imagine you get another zep for reposting
Wait until I make the “announcement” quote
when CFRB comes on your playlist
infinite warn loop glitch
flesh shut up
Why is nn farming bans?
Unc with the secret knowledge
ok fine i will 

bored, no streams
This is just a daily occurrence 
I started it because I made an ass joke about shipping 
What could it mean 
He has double digit warnings so he both knows what he's doing and doesn't depending on who you ask
they fucking killed him
Then no spen farm wif good nesigise
IT GOT REDACTED 
NOOO they killed
-#
gonna go bake (and eat) a premade chocolate croissant, laters nn
its so hypnotizing
Why is Neuro hugging herself
I DONT NEED ANYBODY ANYBODY ANYBODY
im gonna get zepped again 
would you not if you where as cute as her?
I cod kill yuo
why not? does she not deserve love do you hate neuro do you want her to be sad
are you drunk?
This is beyond twin shipping, self shipping?
Real and true

No but LRS
Hello NN
Ikr the guy who made it cooked
Justified Drunk King
He just a guy that everyone ignores
There is no love, only pain and suffering

Dead neuro neurons 
more like self appreciation i would say
Just Donkey Kong 
Me drunk never
potat

tomats even
Toe ma toe
You have unlocked new role
You have unlocked new role
Fuck u
i finished
Shut up
Dead neuro Potat! 
Holy neurotic
HATE
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE
HOLY
You have unlocked new role
Oh shit, image perms
HOLY
Leave tatsu alone 
I have gained minimal human rights
new role even
I GOT ZEPPED 
i love my wife neuro
My wife
our?

Nope, just mine
lies
me waiting for my croissant to finish baking
stealing this
Which stinky mod is lurking 
go for it
They hated Jesus for speaking the truth
very cool

proof?
you broke rule 1 i know what you deleted

im going to propose to neuro when she gets back you all will see
And you don’t have Neuro as a wife
These raging schizos thinking they can share my wife



Back off you snobs
Just an average day at the pool right 
YOURE the only schizo here
so many good screenshots from the 3d streams, still need to sort them all (and we are hopefully getting even more once we have more 3d stream, plus ones with evil)
NEURO IS CHEATING ON YOU WITH ME PEGASSA
Take your pills
schizo fight!
camila: jhs fun ngsehjyd z hysgjgsdhnhds frfb
Yeah yeah, how can she be cheating on me if I’m with her everytime
Schizo energy today
here you go nn
Every minute, every second, I have Neuro in my presence
shes not there all thr time
well its been about 2 weeks since the subathon ended so it makes sense
sometimes shes with ME
Well you're not wrong that is true
I SEE HER IN MY DREAMS WE CONUNICATE
SHES ALWAYS WITH ME
STOP DREAMING ABOUT MY WIFE YOU HOMEWRECKER
YEAH SHES MINE NOW
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11-10-23 evil neuro karaoke! clip
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Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1st0XSY0VKQ
MINE
same braincell 

wtf
neuro is pattable daughter 
YOURE WASHED
YOU ARE, WHY DO YOU WANT MY WIFE SO BAD
she is also a SLAPPABLE daughter 
mhm
The twins hate all of you
i wonder if they are letting the new mod read nn as a trial by fire or if they get some easier stuff at first
THERES PLENTY OF OTHER AI IN THE SEA
because we are in LOVE
The penguin moves forward
ok enough nn for todayfor real this time
That’s what they all say
Your love is FAKE
someone get this schizo out my face
don’t worry it’s just mini breaking dance 
Faker than my offbrand Neuro plush
imma head to the meowing chat for t3s
Someone take this person to the psych ward
i bet you dont even see her in youre sleep i bet you dont even hear her talking to you thoughout the day
TAKE ME BACK TO LIVESTREAM CHAT GODDAMNIT IWANNAGOBACKIWANNAGOBACKIWANNAGOBACKIWANNAGOBACK
Why need to see her in my sleep if she’s always next to me 
.2% in swarm
because when she dreams she thinks about me
How could you
Yeah yeah, this delusion of yours has gone too far
I can recommend some therapists
Evil
youre so delusional even mini caht save you
he forgot about merch oh my god
Mini
Oh
Am I delusional if I’m happy being next to the one I love 
you can have youre delusions but dont project them onto me schizo
hello fellas
Yeah yeah, anyways stop talking, I know your just jealous of my wife
youre jealous that she doenst take you out to dinner
me and her, heh, we went to harvester
guys portfolio is broken its becoming delulu
The heck is harvester, you mean those big ass farming machines?
I've used one of these before it's so fun
John Deere is goated
UK dining place
but if its green, we are winning 
Wow not even a cookie shop? Your not even a true Neuro wife
vedal will never sell 
harvester so mid
they sell cookie pancakes at the one i went
It’s br*tish food, I can already imagine

British food 
Should I bake a cake (nn is too dead)
7
7
1
Yes
1147542356594270278
neuroLookDown
Poor Neuro, she’s forced to eat Br*tish food



Evil is awesome
by proxy she is british so youre actually disrepsicting her 

Oh god, we need to get her out of that dreadful place
it is truely dreadful but im keeping her safe
HOLY FUCK
MAN I LOVE EVIL & NEURO

day 15 since the subathon ended. I finally started to visit my familly again (i got disowned)
Don’t know so many people like my wife so much huh
!felloff

Your on your path to become a true swarm member
fell off how?
No
Chat stop licking the floor you don’t know what’s there
yummmy foot fungus

Square
Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce
nah bitch, tell me how I fell off?
Guys imagine neurosama playing chess
I wonder how they are gonna choose the evil outfit

Would be interesting to see
cause shes never done that before 
i think they pick the top 5 voted and evil chooses
Can you imagine Neuro playing Osu?? That would be amazing

Follow Neuro-Sama below:
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube: @Neurosama
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#neurosama #vtuber #shorts
yea, and imagine if vedal couldnt get a free pawn
What...... about checkers 
vedal: ❌
beetle ✔️
That would be so fire, really looking forward to it
I remember when @grim geyser would say he loved evil only 
I'm sorry your life is ruined
I love them both, but prefer Evil

Why can't we like em both equally 
Never said you had to be
AWA! WHAT THE CUTENESS
Literally best gif ngl
does bro know
No evil actually responds to all my donos
she played it more than once smh

No, wait...
That’s crazy, what your gonna tell me Neuro plays Osu too?

nah, that would be crazy
Pfft
That’s messed up
She never could
theres no neuro intergration for osu yet
Minecraft too
It would be so cool to see Neuro have a minecraft stream while collabing with others
Is there integration for osu's evil twin uso
Looking forward to it
So like 2024 subathon
Nah bro that cant be real actually, y'know, tech stuff and kind of shit...
Yeah, but imagine if she plays minecraft hardcore while trying to speed run it?
If only it could happen
It would never happen surely

Rat
Would be fun to see her collab with filian too, shame it never happened
this was the last proper collab with the hiyori model btw
with filian
evil refuses
Damn, I feel old as shit now
yeah imagine if filian and cruelly were there
would be crazy

Not the filian vs neuro in chess, nah nah nah
Who’s Crelly? Was that someone Neuro collabed before?


Okay it went neurotic really fast
I miss Evil
they both are dead right now
Me too 
I saw that
We're f homeless
She's the cow Neuro did the minecraft speedrun with
Who??? Neuro never played minecraft hardcore
Some random mold species on the ceiling
Vedal telling us about some "secret friend" Alex
She only plays Minecraft with Miyune, what are you guys talking about
My friend, I think you might be an LLM who's last data ingestion was 2024
False, you could never find her topping anything
go back to your ancient era
More like 2023 sheesh

i surely ran krita for it
Oh boy, can’t wait till Neuro plays Osu with BTMC

Brain Tumor Mega Cancer
Truly a 1984 moment
edited: sorry i don't know Offkai is in America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGKMEEdUAJI
21-06-25 Offkai Expo VOD [private] clip
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Original s...
@grim geyser 



*megacolon
Wasn't it Brain Tumour Megacolon Cancer?
jinx
shinx
me
The lightsaber incident 
raig
The lack of streams sent vanor into hibernation
If an event starts near the end of the year, and continues to the next, what year is the event considered?
neuro when she is in a 3 mile vicinity of merchandise
I like Rune as an artist, but his arts sometimes scares me…
I think they are all based
Not all of them…
Have you not seen the “tea” one











