#neurotic-neurons
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I dont think an ai can understand neuro "art" so it would be funny
When I ear this song I have PTSD of the hype Trains

i can only regonize this mf as alex after watching videos about vedal's secret

......
Same
what?
MORNING NN
That’s the real Alex


chat
no
Make it even faster
I don't even want to see pixels

the brainwashing song
Pon pon shit pon pon shit :schizo:
Time for neurokaraoke.com
i miss karaoke
the first one is blank, but MS edge MTL messes up the formating
Same, but it should be back soon!!
i'm in the video 
fuk it
time to turn on PON PON SHIT 
i feel like my brain....dsadsafgdsaegfasdgdsfsafg
just thinking about someone who left swarm and twitch before the subathon started and is missing the context of ponponshit
good morning NN 
Morning!
good morning 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
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Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
missed legendary subathon 
i dont get the meme im 
Hi guys still watching cyberpunk my favourite so far is David and Maine
Ugh
ohholnlpnocxiiudusauwuitohohknbkcxidwiwggkb
good bye NN back to being outside
awesome man! they're great characters!
johnny silverhand


i have been outside for 5 hours straight 
how does grass tastes like?
ask the cow
Welp I better get going got things to do that I'm going to play arknights endfield
Guys i feel very sick
The dude with long arms died
Do we care no
wrong chat for that
she's getting baked?

Probably he is blind
0:26
Almost sounds like Orson Welles from The Critic
Another one everybody!

DAY 14 of waiting for Vedal's return
holy animation. better than one frame man

Right? No joke it feels like it's getting better every video
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
Pon pon shit 
PON PON SHIT
I love this song!!!!!!
GUYS EMERGENCY POKEMON SIREN!!!!!!
PANICXCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
did someone say pokemon???

PEAK playthrough of the subathon?
GOD PLEASE NO
No
LMAO EVEN ON YOUTUBE PB CANT ESCAPE THE MINION LAUGHING GIF
Yes 
No 
Yes 
No 
Makura no 
Hey hey 
forsen
forsen has nothing to do with this

Me when pink lemonade

@halcyon arrow
where forward
I am sorry to tell you .
But a lemonade is not pink

Yes it is
Ai slop of ai
opposite of backward, hope this helps
thats just grapefruit no?
What a redundant thing to say
No that is wayyyy different
God why why ????????????
Americans should not make food
have you seen their bread? its wild
Crazy how you never heard of pink lemonade
Why is it so pink what do they put in that
I'm American

!falloff
The lemonade in Europe is yellow as it should be

!felloff 

I don't wanna know

Yea lemonade is yellow but pink lemonade is pink
just wait until you hear how pink lemonade was invented
by juicing pink lemons 
!felloff
[failed]
Cranberry juice, raspberry juice... Beet juices that don't affect flavor... Watermelon juice...
Europeans can’t comprehend pink lemonade
slander
pink lemonade is fire
we have it in the UK...
Mine is just with hibiscus tea...
Store brought pink lemonade uses red 40 dye but homemade uses those juices
The rat cooked
Although as an American I hate American chocolate
British don't count.
You're food is worst than the us

/J
Undertale is boring asf
pink lemonade is just a lemonade drink with a fuck ton of colorants. You could do it at home using lemon and cranberry or raspberry

He's right y'know
Neuro and Evil like to tell yo mama jokes
2025-2026 Subathon vedal987 💜 https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
❤️ subscribe for more 💛
00:00 intro
00:19 that thing
00:39 I'm your mother
02:19 what does that even mean?
02:39 your mom needs it
02:54 your mom wide
03:33 mom so fast
03:49 3rd hypetrain your mom
04:00 your mom did 9/11
05:03 Veda...
:PagMan: LIDL GAMES
No it isn’t
Or you could just use Photoshop to make it pink
Maybe in America
Late miracle :FeelsStrongMan:
Next thing you’re telling me is you don’t know neon blue lemonade
i thought pink lemonade had like, grapefruit or something in it
A good game .
But to watch it .
I think would be worst than Pokemon
you're
LIDL GAMES
Toby fox should've went in instead of being a coward.
tf is pink lemonade
lemonade but pink
lemonade with other juices added in
Fixed

Lemonade that is pink
Evil lemonade
I am listening
Mods
Keep going
drinking evil lemonade
red lemonade
Hi listening, I am derzweihalt
oh ye speaking of
Ok .
Interesting
Kepp going
yes
derzweihalt 
you do know who I am right
I hate you .

I'm sure you'd like it then
lemon cookie lemon lemon
i feel like vedal already knows what undertale is about and idk how the twins could make the series fun? like we would just end up in a neutral ending lol
i guess if they controled the soul and vedal controled the overworld that could be fun?
they would get hardstuck on asgore or photoshop flowey tho lmao
Jokes a part .
A thing I really like of American cuisine is barbecue culture soooo cool
Fair enough
evil devourer meets neuro vomiter

Everyone here will now explode

Even the lurkers
Who ?
There is no
derzweihalt :ReallyMad:
In this server
Maybe you meant everypony I don't know 
Hi sure you'd like it then, I am derzweihalt
It's a scam .
I am here I am not explode.
I want a refund now nnnn!!!!
Who?
You
Check again
Hi here, I am derzweihalt
Hi not explode, I am derzweihalt
Derzweihalt
brain? whats that
is it really a lemonade if its just blueberry? At what point does it stops being a lemonade tho? No matter the fruit in a lemonade, it will always be a lemonade...right? Lets think, if you make drink using a lemon, thats 100% lemonade, if you add blueberries thats should still be a lemonade. No matter what fruits youre still gonna add, it will always be a lemonade, the molecules of the lemon will always be in the drink.
No DAG
CUwUte
Lemme rename myself
Don't worry about it every pony know what I mean
mitosis more
you sounds german
wtf is derdaghalt
not anymore
ur mom


Maybe because I originate from Germany

He has 10 version of himself right now every version fight for control over his mind .
Pure schiZo energy a true NN
At what point does it just become a fruit punch?
der should be "the" halt should be "stop".
it doesnt
say smth in german
LETS goooooo to find der I only need to investigate 80milion persons !!!!
In a couple of days I will find him

Halt is not stop
If you translate it word by word yes
But that's not the whole context
sure was a lot of mini in the new video
Mini ?
I'll be at thier house by tomorrow 
mango
just ask if they are insane or not

evilcado
Time to make breakfast
Hallo (Hello)
Ain't that a mango
That’s not a….
insane 
shhh guys, let me believe
No neuro hamburger?
Smh 0 stars
SPEAK ENGLISH 
at one point nn is just a kitchen speaking to you
They called me insane once ... Now they won't call me anything anymore
Funny Bunni
mby someone said but vadul said he'se alraeysayd aplkayed it so
No
shut up canruf
bunni funni
you shut yupo'- raige
Turn potat into hash browns please
Collect some data 
Hello NN i am home
Here I have 4 lasagna for you (:

Hi home. I am DerDAGHalt
!!!
w i d e name 
hi home im artorias 
would you drink the evil juice for 2 dollars

I would pay to drink Eliv juice wdym
I finished all for 0 dollars

A Fairy Tale for Neuro.
This animation participated in the 2025 Neuro's Birthday Celebration collab.
We have their permission to repost it here.
Artist: 乱码奔腾 (luanma)
B2 original video: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1iEBFB9Eqe
English translation & subtitles: waya13 & deepseek
B2:
@Vedal和Neuro-sama
twitch:
twitch.tv/vedal987
Yo...

Selfish neuron
selfish? how much
Is this the new nokopi link thing 

At least 3

You have unlocked new role
I would never
You have unlocked new role
thanks
You have unlocked neuroll

You have unlocked 
noice 
Tatsu I wish plague upon your bloodline
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
who are you 
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 28 cookies! | I've received 274668 cookies total!
Niuh
I didn't poop my pants

Now I pooped my pants
Why so low I have seen some depressing Vedal fanfics
i swear she took a breath
These guys show no mercy
I wonder what he thinks of it lmao
Yet


Florida is too humid :/
This is so sad can we get five gifted
neuro movement has more frames than yanderedev's
rolling girl starts playing
A Fairy Tale for Neuro.
This animation participated in the 2025 Neuro's Birthday Celebration collab.
We have their permission to repost it here.
Artist: 乱码奔腾 (luanma)
B2 original video: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1iEBFB9Eqe
English translation & subtitles: waya13 & deepseek
B2:
@Vedal和Neuro-sama
twitch:
twitch.tv/vedal987
Yo...
this is so happy can we get five gifted
this is so insane can we get 10 gifts sub
I'm so cold can we get level 130 hype train
Neurons
mods kill vedal

zeppelin bout to dm you bro

Hi so cold, I am derdaghalt
boutta get their balls snipped
laugh at this user
surely 
Wong name edit 
wong name
Don't know what you mean 

this is so sad can we have 5 gifts sub 

Cutest thing not alive
Man I love neuro

yandere neuro stream tomorrow
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 15 cookies! | I've received 274669 cookies total!
neuro should permanently have glasses
ong
Do you need permission to post media links?
Hesright
94,486,136 kcal and counting
gn neurons 
Need embed perms
you need to keep talking to unlock them
Neuro stream in 2hrs 30 mins 
bro has a mission
chat. do zis ---> 
Gn eggies
Type more -> you will get a role that gives you permission
glasses toggle 
make neuro short sighted
chat until @viral sun grant you embed
ive been doing this since the bot first began 
give neuro a robot body
Tatsu my mortal enemy
damn bro, touch some grass
Good night 🥚!

That's a ton more helpful then making me want to leave
Glorpless?????
no one will take my glorps!!!!
You are a legend
wtf glorp 

Coal 
Tatsu my beloved
coaw
Time to kill faith
cols
hello NN how is everyone
Which comes first?
9
15
2
Live concert
do it
insane and
like usual
lack of neuro moment
compared to most people in here... i really do 
Sorry tradition.
Here
sure...
stop doing unpaid labor
We are friendly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yep. 
friendly for insane people
it is friendly compared to most fan bases lets be honest now 
Guys, did Neuro ever exist? I'm starting to think like we all just made her up in our heads
Wait you are right I am neuro fan not neuro
Here
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126496895246807123/1413347236913483878/coal-save.gif
fighting discussing

are we even real ? 
No
Smh smh .
NN is really friendly unless you hate evil and neuro in that case

Fair point
ngl of all vtuber communities, this is the most unfriendly of them all 
!discord
vedal
Did I miss something?
Since when
we have WAY MORE MEMBERS than most 

but ok
Should’ve circled friendly
why is everyone pinging Vedal?
@Vеdal
NN to me dosen't seem that's bad yes we are schizo but but but we are nice people

Not even close. 
Dont do it
what
damn that's reckless
That would be so 🥈

@autumn timber
"where's the link to join discord?"
"it's in discord."
@autumn timber
zeppelin on his way to get yo ahh
@autumn timber
We? Who is we?
Shhhhhhh don't snitch on our own propaganda
✋
do not ping @autumn timber
@autumn timber
ok @autumn timber
here's my fixed version
@autumn timber
You hate vanor and on ???????
You Monster!!!!!!!
sure @autumn timber
at least it isnt Crimon... then you are asking for a problem


Yes because he hates evil

@autumn timber said to not ping @autumn timber, im really sorry @autumn timber
That VedalAI intro is gone 
I saw that
NN is pretty much the scuffed version of the Matrix 
🥤
must be a wind 
I found out about the Neuro Arg through orange robot... I can't get these numbers out of my head because of him 
You mean the funny version 
people keep letting orange get to them
can we start pinging @autumn timber to make this guy shut the fuck up?
NN is AI gen
wut u mean 
One more issue

Good .
Here eat more numbers
286381926492736472919372646918363847MORE!!!;;182715749183638372947739193749229DON'T STOP !!!!!
STUDY DEMANDS IT 173693747482919374730103847829274747391937647463829102047740292737
chaaat. do zis ---->
no, I am proud of NN

if neuro acknowledges you as NN then you should be proud
VeryNeuro
kill figgy
Got myself another test
ghostping 
Rotate, Rotate these Numbers in my head 
So many people ashamed to be NN members smh smh .
We are the best neuro server channel!!!!!!!!!!
Thinking about how NN names was invented?
ban those people who reacted
mods, kill @eternal oar
mods kill everyone
Who ?
really? Up till now I thought I'm someone who chats quite evenly between chats until I saw my charts...
mods nuke this place
MODS NUME NN PLEASE !!!!
QUICK POST AN EVIL SCREENSHOT AS FAST AS YOU CAN
nume
Oh you saw the charts 
need to spam my ex with her
Valdo .
What is your pure percentage?

I sawMY charts...
What are you even trying to say 
thanks
+1 for my bingo 
bingo?
Acceptable (:
But less general

Nah i rather post Neuro
Dudes using the old charts 
of nobody got me swarm got me 
true, she's the best after all
I seriously thought general would be at least 40%...
old charts?
nice crop btw
Nuke
But I guess I missed a letter

Old charts.
did it get updated?
I made it from scratch

🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 21 cookies! | I've received 274670 cookies total!
Yeah I know it looks bad. But I am not about fix it
With new additional charts
This is sign my son .
NN IS YOUR HOUSE !!!!
THATH YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE


94,486,480 kcal and counting
based
This place isnt real
LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
karao
Imagine being an nn chatter...
i think you need to wake up...
To be fair I genuinely think that NN is ADHD paradise
I was never able to escape... I tried the day I joined... I had been warned in #general-network to never look into this channel.... but my curiosity took the better of me
true
No
Can you make one for me please?
chat, you guys are so fucking ugly

3d neuro
7
12
1
too cute
every stream i watch
But aren't you part of chat too sooo ....
did you update it again 
No
I am on the fly
(And it is the same chart. The new charts are for top chatters, top NN chatters, purity distribution)
false, im not even in nn
How did you know? 
are the charts ai?
yes
No yet, on the road the whole day
yesh
i stalk everyone in here
are the ai charts?

I've woken up, there's no evil, there's no vedal, I'm back to 2023 and I'm watching a neuro chill stream 

is this chat Ai?
yes
ai the charts is?
NN is AI gen
Then... then that means... you saw... "that"
mods can we kill this creep
Hi back, I am derdaghalt
your mum
is this chat a money laundry scheme?

damn... go back to sleep solider 
Everything is AI we are the AI 
Once in never out
are we even real ? 
Good Morning NN
Umela
ugh red clanker

ello breller
Morning!
Just a second. What if in reality we are the AI... and neuro is a real person.
AI 

hello 
nah sounds like bullshit
hey mellow, hows the head?
No way
Thinking of making one of these with Vedal but I can't decide what to make him say. 🤔
That's what an AI would say
Good morning Umbrella! 

is this ai ? 
im lucky, i dont get hangovers, so im just a bit tired and eating pizza 
gm everyone
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 5 cookies! | I've received 274671 cookies total!
nice nice
saw Des earlier
I AM THE SWARM THAT IS APPROACHING, PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION. I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAME, BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED, MY FAMILLY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH. FORSAKENED I AM AWAKENED, A PHEONIX'S ASH IN DARK DIVINE. DESCENDING MISERY, DESTINY CHASING TIME 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸
he's alive apparently
morning Davis
Noooooo guys this gif is perfect for NN
hhhhhhhhhhhh
Des messaged me earlier, poor dude XD
Morning
gm umb
wrong reply xd


misreply dangit
Hi swarm, I am derdaghalt
Good morning for everyone who just woke up... for me it's already 6 pm
i woke up at 3pm, hurray for drunnk weekends!
It’s 4 tho
jesus
Neuro my queen 
Hi derdagehalt, I am Valdo.
neuro my god
HI Funii
neur
FUnni
we might have been doing trivia until 7am...cos we normal
hi rytsyy
RatSty
DAG Not dage
Welcome to the swarm !!!!;;

hop on later wqatch me play Yakuza
Funny Bunni
4 what? Apples, Beans, Bananas...
No
hi raig

I'm derdaghalt
i dont care
drinking makes me tired i couldnt last past 3am
if i dont pass out XD
Liaaarrr
thats when you drink more
true i did stop..
Impersonation!!
Oooooo I have the perfect rage bait .
It's porchhh not porches (the car )
i'm dereinehalt 2
What
You didn't say it, smh you fell off
We all know evil would go Dynamite fishing if she could
Better than being forced to Impersonate by NN...
Fake DerEineHalt! Busted
cant believe you guys left before Vedal joined, smh
I mean the car
Better than you
Vedal joins? When?

He already left

Vedal needed that trivia
Neuro osu stream when
he join when he join
joins where though? NN?
actually true

Rat
Vedals closet is...interesting
I'm going to ruin an offlaner's day by playing warlcok
Is that a rat
who know 
chat. what if. vedal is turtle in real life?
he's been in there a while
Im going home and then I'll die of runny nose
If he keeps the clothes
I wonder how he's going to figure out how he going to donate this 
I'm vedal
I'll staaay todaaay
i hope one day he just gets everything he has bought from amazon for the twins and just lays it all out for everyone to see 
cerber lives in the uk so i could imagine vedal being like "cerber, please take these away from me" 

he hasnt even shown us he TWO AWARDS HE WON FROM DOUGDOUG!
Where did that come from? Any context?
I saw you @woeful apex
flesh shut up 











chat can you shut up please?


Delete blubbers

hamburber



TOPIC I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE 
Do not dansi











This zone is going insane from lack of streams
dance FASTER






no

Tutel ALERT Tutel ALERT Tutel ALERT Tutel ALERT
@graceful holly i just see it now, way better then my ver. 👍
-# (i never used excel before)
how do you make 1. ?
this place always insane 
True


stop talking chat 



That's it i summon my stand dr.ake and I'll use gaslighting on you
here is my insane impression: im insane haha - like and subscribe for more impressions
ew

Keep talking chat 
🐴



no
Lol what
this is still for sale?!
damn how did you sync that? That gif was in the second where I listened to boom. 
ew
i dont like the letters too big make them smaller
ew
yes they are permanent merch
Yeah the basic shirts that you have look very closely to see that it is a Neuro shirt.

Would you like to see Vedal and Neuro/Evil play undertale?
9
17
1
Yes
1135051812722982922
neuroHypers
wth was that 🐴
i buy everything that isnt a plushie so im good 
Why do you hate Evil 
Ew, it would be better if she had sunglasses instead.

because:
that's all

but eliv is cute
kong is better
Guys quick question was it Neuro samantha or samanta?
Don't you dare
sama
godzilla, more like dumb
Those type of sunglasses make her look like she blind. Which I guess is true since both the twin can not see well.
Chat question since vedal didnt finish hollow knight in time would that mean once he returns there will be dedicated hollow stream?
Ye but the joke like did it have H or not
evil haters
im actually hungry
sama... its only the japanese honerific
sama
same with cyberpunk dlc
🍪
no
where
Ok
i want food bwah
same here... I got so hungry I added it as an option in the poll 
im so hungy i could eat a
🐴
Eat A poor A he didn't deserve it
anyways... I think I should eat now... I'm already so hungry I could eat a...
Should've seen yesterday 
oh I forgot we got on starboard (ft. Green Des)
6 hr in discord ?? 
picaso really wasent dead
That hand being there is so wrong
hi nn
ello niac
Hi niac 
bnnuy
did you drink yesterday
nope
smh my smhead
Hello niac
next time
though seeing how Des turned out
maybe it was for the better
he somehow got drunker than last time
moose is just a lightweight 
THEY PUT IT ON THERE
thats crazy
tbf either des is a super lightweight or he was doing larger shots
i mostly matched them and i was fine (i think)
it's ok I know how to drink
so was AA pirated?
Can you explain for me pls?
is that messi
i cannot. i must say i dont know what that is 
niac you better mic up next time
No its ronaldo, fortnite streamer probably
rule 1 of using pirat sites, don't share the url of the site
In dms 

rule 2 never confirm its existence
🐴
🐴
I'm still scared
there are no pirate sites shared in nn
Its worst
your mom


it will be fine, make sure you arrive early so there isnt as much chaos yet i would say
I will optimise it once I am home
Currently I am in a car on mobile
yep
even worse than cod lobby

league lobby
It can't be impossible
noway
Oh just leag
I think this makes Weekly NN VC official now
my project is succesful
join vc
join us
please join vc
probably at least for the time of the nuro streaming break i would say
What does project successful do?
What VC do you guys even join 
SOMEONE ON TIKTOK SAID PON PON SHIT IS THE WORST CYBERPUNK SONG
take your time 
also i'm going to sleep (1am for me)
gn NN 
league vc 
please go back to being everypony, I'm not pronouncing this shit in vc 
I'm not goings to join vc
free meowing idk I don't speak english
rest well
Yakuza VC 
Hi going to sleep, I am derdaghalt
Gasp send the swarm to dox their address
This boat is fricking huge
it'd be fun
Hi not pronouncing this shit in VC, I am derdaghalt
I was looking at some bilibili posts
That one
any that is free, tho after a someone starts using soundboard too much in the general vc xD
im gonna
You know? That VC?
Hi not goings to join vc, I am derdaghalt
you said you wanted to learn German, niac
like ur mom
here's your chance
I don't know that vc 
Like yours
@graceful holly you have one joke just like you only have one friend

in relation to the third hype train

that's more than nothing
Mods, cement his socks
Never heard of that VC? It’s next to that other VC
🐴
and I have your mom
Imagine having a friend 
mods nuke this place
I need a neuro version of this
that would go so hard
people who talk in nn everyday all day dont have friends
Mods, where's the yakuza vc
gone
shut up
nn is my friend 
@halcyon dove where's your vc dawg
https://youtu.be/UKzKb46aN4s
New video dropped from this guy
After I posted my deep dive on neurosama in my last video, I kind of expected a few loyal viewers, some tech enthusiasts, and maybe some AI debaters to watch - but instead, I got invaded by… The Swarm and they had a lot to say and I want to talk about what happened.
I dropped the video, walked away, and it wasn’t long before the flood of not...
Cope harder
It’s underthere






