#neurotic-neurons
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damn you finally learned to use discord?
fig 🫵 
wtf does that mean 
good morning nn
who is fig 
take a guess
goo night Eroll 

anyway don't use the twitch schedule 
why 
why not
nah imma see u all at the stream
overscrajj 
be there

both of you stop scratching
*spreads lice all over nn* 
old bit
Old but gold....

(it isn't)
vita 
nn 
Mom ?????
You are back ????
you are adopted anyway 
hi skelly

No lice for you
MEXICANOOO!!!! 
Ooooo cool I will keep all the lottery money then .
.)
Hi June 
skellly
( wrong emote)
Hi 🥚
Hi cj egg? Lots of eggs today.
we grow eggs
eggday
neureggtic neureggs

it haunts me wherever I go
So egs are vegan?
sorri

fruit
Don't say sorry be better
Actually good wisdom, yes 
You know in a way eggs are really fruit 🤔🤔🤔
no
Hamburber
Yes
Eggs get fertilised with seed, eggs can be planted 
wdym it is fruit
Sorry I need to nap now I will come back i with an answer in 1 hours

Eggsome sounds kinda weird
guys
hi there
hydrate




Sad Egg sounds like the artist who made the rooms for the twins
Well, little do you know
Vedal
Wasn't me 
turn that frown upside down


the egg is now joy 
Simple egg hack

mhm
Would you participate in squid games for both a Neuro, and Evil figurine?
But
but ?
Butt
what if it was signed by Vedal himself?
But
What if mom sad 
You’ll live if you don’t have a skill issue..
Plus I've gotta work and meet people
Natural selection 

I did that 
u did what ?
Eggs
<--
Bean
I love #1288144271823601744
Are we past the egg arc now
not sure still had mine on
no
sergztfujr6t
I Hatched too soon
welcome then
mhm 
Umbrella how many shots did you have
Brain juice
#E¤!1 best eu cheeks ever goes to
4
10
3
🐢
taste good
A full magazine
just one mega shot of depression


I thought this was bad apple
Why the long face
Turtel drink all your rum?
My nap ended quicker than expected any way here my wisdom (:
Soo the sheel is clearly the egG fruit skin
The white is proteins water nutrients for the developing of the egg plant as the same way of the Pulp/body of a Apple and such.
The yolk is where the MAGICH happen at the same way of the kernel in the fruit they both have essentially nutrients they both made of fath and without them the plant will never born .......
Soooooooooo
EGS ARE FRUIT !!!!!
We dead again
Morning nn 
hi faaskee
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Brain juice is like drinking egg yolk water + fat ewww
Oh that was just my internet 
no, you are dead
No he is niegg!!!
mhm maybe i make one
Sounds like a good hangover cure btw
Heyaaa also for some reason your pfp makes me want to play Cyberpunk haha
I rarely get hangovers
but ive tried a bunch of hangover cures
cause I was curious
tried raw eggs
hair of the dog
all that stuff
Eww
energy drinks supposedly help
Haven't heard that one
You all are freaks !!!!!
Everyone knows that the best juice is synovial fluid!!!!!!!!!
So old stile you are smh
something about blood flow?
idk

also I realize saying hair of the dog without context is crazy
I didnt literally eat dog hair
It is
Don't worry.....
I really don't want to know the context
Police is coming at your place right now
why did you eat dog hair 
cerber ? 
its from the phrase "the hair of the dog that bit you"
which was an old supersition that the hair of a dog that bit you would heal your bite
but nowadays
it just means to drink MORE alcohol to cure a hangover
Cerber hair do be looking tasty tho
But we need to eat a hair for every cerber head ?
Or one is enough?
what 
Ahh I knew that. I just forgor
You know the funny things guys I am watching a live and the vtuber I am watching collect hair of her friends so I guess today is hair day

It's a common practice where I live
eating hairs of dogs?

thats not a vtuber
thats a voodoo witch
dont fall for her wiles
No, treating hangovers with more alcohol

im like 70% serious
I've known real Voodoo witches
freaky people
I mean in her lore she is kind of a lovecraftian horror so make sanse
that 
im gonna blow up my local greggs
Newwwwwwww !!!!! Member welcome !!!!!!!
I opened nn and everyone was talking about greggs
(I dont have a local greggs Im canadian)
Sadge
thx thx
I was forgetting the secret infographic
I wish we had greggs here. Not enough good bakeries
Gathering Hair of the hellhound for a witches brew
Ive been duped
Im just glad I have a Costco in driving distance
makes up for everything
Don't worry it happens to everyone (:
Welcome to NN
last question...
Have you ear of our lady and saviour study Sama ???
Seems like people love Costco
costco is based
have you never shopped at one
No
Theres a costco being built not too far from me and its the best news I've had in awhile
Lmao
And it's not even the craziest thing she ever said so I would give a 7 out of ten
No
Fili doing Orange's job 
schizo indoctrination
this is all you need to know about Costco

Don't forget about her
Never

It's loading 
Its 1.50 canadian even better over there
Just like ur brain
Yes
sadly this image is from America I think
I don't even partecipate in the ARG i am too stupid.
But doing the propaganda is so funny

I've never heard of something like this before
also this
the Costco legacy
Neuro lore expanding 
If you have any questions or curiosity you can ask @cunning frigate

coolbeans
the pipes sound now feel like music to my ears 
hi orange
( if u show up)

maybe add it to other song mhm
line breaks was added to the channel name somehow
(the channel name also just doesn't render as well on youtube)
Guysssssssssss!!!!!
Someone has a loop asmr evil soundbar??????
I don't know why I find it relaxing
If you want something just ping or DM me or use the thread or whatever
I'm in Uni hell so I don't have time or energy to ARG post
evil spam it too much now i can jam to it alone 
I like how almost no one talked about the weird ass channel name xD
My bad ):
Good luck !!!!!

Pipe music not bad

Chat. Did you know evil hates you?
Consider me on a leave, I'll be back in my grind in two weeks maybe
that is silly
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#neurosama #vedal987 #neurosamaclips #neurosamavtube...
I was tempted to do a joke but I will contain myself
well its 5am
nn is insane after all 
<-- umberlla rn
You can try grand blue method.
If you know the anime you know
What I Mean
/.joke
Ah... I remember.... that reaction from evil was tragic
Whats the secret

your mom
Also hiiiiiii
Same. I probably shouldnt be up in discord
Why you tell him !!!!!!;;
It was a secret smh smh smu
"Smu"? Shake my undies?
Atleast add the spoiler tag next time
Small grammatical error):
Shake my uncs
Why I being shook
The secret got out
Don't worry artorias you are safe .
After all you granpa no UNC 

The doomposter987
Honestly in this chat I don't even know which vedal message are true an which false

hydraye
sounds like something he'd say tbh

no doomposting
only hopeposting
This one is from v3
that's the cool part
u never know 

Honestly you cannot have too much neuro or eliv
Vedal "hopecore" 987
Vedalcore johndoom hopelore
Vedal hopecore
so potatoes are fruit
and eggs are fruit means... turtles are plants?
no...tks....pls just leave me alone 
Eggs are soup
No are veggies
Yes
Only the female ones
Human are also plants
I have so many of these
so guys hear me
Why not ?
Go Photosynthesis
I am ready (;
Frick !!!
This I glorpr shit !!!!
Who stole my chlorophyll!!!!!
Who ?

That's a mental image lol
god
or evolution
Ated it 
whichever one you ascribe to
aren't you supposed to go to sleep at some point? 
Rookie mistake
no I gave up sleeping today
lost cause
ive been waiting to use that gif 
can someone do the fan art guessing game but run it for me so I can play
unc go sleep 
awwww
😈
Frick he was already stealing neuro place and now this ?
No no my friend time to change management.
Chat wake up the harpoooon god killer !!!!!!!
Chat
Sure, can you guess who drew this?
no
no
Egg
thats was one of the ones I used LMAO
I know lol

bruh
its Bado
Who?


There is not a single person left on earth, oh no!
8
10
1
NWERO
1135051812722982922
neuroHypers
2/10
text spacing is off
text colouring is wrong
Guess who drew this
I read tarot cards
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hello NN

What say the card?
is it Ruko?
Hello
this mf...
It's in #1095941852068331560 somewhere
will the tarot cards say i marry neuro

It says you marry vedal

I thinking evil evil e e vil
atleast ill be closer to neuro


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#neurosama #vedal987 #neurosamaclips #neurosamavtube...
On topic as well 
nuro
idk
I dont wanna grab them for that 
Violent egg 
will the tarot cards say i finish my classes in time
2 cats kissing emotes 
okay
💣

really, xdx...
Umm guys, please recommend me a Neuro or Evil sound to use as a notification sound
💣 
No bomb for you
EGGS

down with vedal

this one is a good text sound
Good morning Neurons

woag

eepy 
why are you all posting the same image?
We are sharing our most used and favourited emotes 
theyre all so...unique

As unique as all the neurons 
WHAT HAPPENED
supernova 
Nova stop licking the snail
snaineurol
guys did we wish shiro happy birthday today
Plytharian 
Never 
Plythagoras theorem
wait I just realized...
Nova might be fr*nch 
ESCARGOT
i dont like it, ive tried

BON ANNIVERSAIRE
Naaaa, Im the beer and lederhosen kinda guy
you're spanish
yes
Austrian?

i like most of the french food, but not the exotic creatures
Australian

nailed it
is everything truly upside down over there
Nova do this --> 
im glad im not fr*nch
he's only licking the snail with affection, not eating it
do you guys sit on the ceiling with computers mounted to the roof
i am highly disappointed there is more than one person in the eating club
I gave up my upside down privileges when I moved to Germany
one of my bucket lists in life is to eat meat from at least one creature of every letter of the alphabet
i got initiated
you get it 
ZEBRA

Let's start a club eating club 
man, i wish i could get upside down priveleges soemtimes
the eliv tastes like chips
and is sustainably sourced
infinitely regenerating
saved me so much on my food bill this week

The fuck
COS YOU NEED THEM
clearly not enough
Seem like still not enough 
that somehow describe the taste

yesh
do you mean like...french fries chips or crisps?
Eliv is for streaming 
HOLY SH
someone actually went out of their way to do all that. People impress me sometimes
what in the neuroarmy
yes
Because we are the least medicated fanbase
Not the sixbones twins again
i mean like potato chips
hello fellas
im actually so medicated my liver will explode early
Jurgis Jurgisson 
hi there comrade
hi nova
Chris Johnson
They deserve love too 
Anyone wanna talk about hmos
Yeah but there's no hmo server and this is closest
I dont know what that is. How is it releated to Neuro? 
Hmo is hear me out
Then I dont understand your sentence
It's not related to Neuro but it is related to when your bored
In that case ask gen chat to talk about that 
they are more experienced with non-neuro stuff

Bye
it just occurred to me that neuro didn’t tweet at the end of this subathon, unlike last year
Vedal let neuro tweet 
Because she hates us 
Alexa play Despacito
or evil
She's the president of our crazy fan club, she can't hate us!
heck I’ll even take vedal
Surely presidents never hate their subjects 
we ||h||ate her
We are allowed to
glad to know
You're going to gula
also the last subathon end tweet was actually foreshadowing of neuro’s artwork of the swarm, which is foreshadowing for colourful array ending
no! I've already been there, I won't go there a second time!
g
q
p
My internet messed up the message order
Gula
that's ok
G
can someone put Evil singing Boom infront of spaceX falcon9 exploding
g stand for 

Connecting boom to that smh

Cute, tutel wants a hug
Mee looking at you seconds before 
Did you guys have a sound Evil says AAAAGGH like this video?
LMAO
.
Mage
🔵
what would your last message be when the life support is unplugged during vedal's deathbed stream?
I have one more day of finals before I'm done for a while
my classes start next week
rip bozo
do you want a chicken bake
No gun for yo-
💥
DON'T TOUCH MY GUN!
I don't think I found it
You done good, the twins will live on

Damn pests...
wait when vedal dies, ill be an OLDDDD man
actually nvm he might die early, he's british and drinks alcohol
Assuming natural causes/old age ill be gone a good 10 years before him lmao
id be gone like 10y after him iirc hes like in his 20s right
Let's say we all make it to 90
i think i also be gone before him 


ive got... 74 years?
1/3 of my way to 90 
I hate this
Neuro car will crush him this year already 
can't believe i've already wasted 16

and done nothing w my life
LMAo
Every time I drive through this village my internet cutss
off
Cain your name uhhhhhhhhh
nonsense. You are part of the swarm, thats all you need in your life
your name uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Faraday cage village
Life is empty 
what u texting while driving 
You got time, any time you can do something :>
im 16, and i havent goten a job, girlfriend, or done anything remarkable
you're a baby
well duh you are 16, lol
other 16yos have started companies, r millionares, or saved the whole enviroment by surfing
goo goo ga ga
ok unc

Hmm no I'm in a bus
they do all this with the money of their rich parents, not with their own efforts
this.
i have rich parents
Good point 
oh that's goood 
is it still going on or what this the point it was sold ?
not stonks, SGML dropped so ahrd

not so sigma
HOLY down
i ag ree half da time'
nah its fine its going up 
-- 3 k ,so over
gotta beat hype train on Evil BD to save this
borftoj!o
what the fuck is that thing
the horrors
6000 B2 captain achievement
You don’t know what happened in the cmt 
The vedal one
<--
god I hate it

get it away from me
what's making him make that face
genuinely nothing could
Nvm I meant the original post
This will be a good reaction gif 
No
it's scare me 
No?
Hi a(ggs)
That the point 
eggs 
Guys it’s neurover
if I ever see that fucking image again, I will raze NN to the ground
Ugh
ok
VegoysEggs 
go ahead
@halcyon dove raze us\
its fine -15% means nothing 
Which one?
niegg 
what the fuck
That's the part where her head was cut off 
Smh
NN has gone too far

I am deeply uncomfortable
NN Situation Is Crazy
me too
that's crazy
that's actually crazy
What going on 
this vedal face is even more uncanny and horrific LOOK AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION
Crazy fucking robot ais
MHM 
this is the full post of it
(the bilibili app has translation stuff built in)
are you downbad for eliv
CN bros we love you but please keep that tutel away from me
Evil when tutel said "fuck you"
it's more like a disappointed stare than anything
Does that give you a shell shock?
it gives me immense dread
oh alr 👍
(so it took 10 hours from reaching 6k captains to the bilibili live account posting this)

Would u guys smash vedal if he was on a bikini
just like
standing on one
mods~
Good foreshadowing neuro
https://youtu.be/-s0RYiCi0vA?si=wtRaCY_jwbbBH-ss
Don't mind me, just clipping this conversation so I can look back at it when we know what future content Vedal was teasing
Source: "dev stream!!!!" (Oct 13, 2025)
Neuro
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
@Neurosama
It's a philosophical question
Mhm

least dedicated fanbase
MODS
Chat what is

Bwah


We are healing
No but what dose bwah mean I’ve seen the same general emote design multiple times

Let's all forget I asked that question

bruh if what vedal says is true they will be back start of next month
#heartheartart
︀︀the turtle said: "The cookie is my flesh, and the rum is my blood. One of you would betray me, but he didn't come. "
Gentlemen, we are witnessing the truth. The prophecies didn't lie.
fuck im slow
Am I dumb I don’t get the joke whos not there?
The Last Supper (Italian: Il Cenacolo [il tʃeˈnaːkolo] or L'Ultima Cena [ˈlultima ˈtʃeːna]) is a mural painting by the Italian High Renaissance artist Leonardo da Vinci, dated to c. 1495–1498, housed in the refectory of the Convent of Santa Maria delle Grazie in Milan, Italy. The painting represents the scene of the Last Supper of Jes...
NO IT'S NOT
When @NeurosamaAI’s world closes in 🌙
︀︀The palette darkens, the space tightens. Soft watercolor layers slow the mood, letting her digital presence rest quietly in frame.
︀︀Behind closed walls, a soul waits to be felt.
︀︀
︀︀Produced by Otsu Labs & @Vedal987
Wait a moment... is that a nere in my fanart?
HOLY twitter links attack

i cant wait for the wallpaper vedal will commision for walpaper engine, sure i cant use my wp folder that moment but moving neur walpaper is my jam
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 10 cookies! | I've received 274076 cookies total!
stop talking chat 
Ok
... 
Did u know that the sky is blue
i saw that yesterday
Arrested for not saying it back
Omg
Really
some bluesky users HATE vedal and neuro 
TRUEE
🚓
Guess you have to stay with that tutel for a while lol
I'm staying alright
I wanna eat Evil
Did u know that u know that I know then u know that I know then u already know that I already know
wow
I'm wondering when we can do another advertising thing for neuro
Swarm is broke and homeless
Neuro Super Bowl ad 2026 frfr
but neuro should still keep running
What a frik is yappingh about ?

chat
no
That’s us
No
okay im getting anuerism reading the bluesky comment section
Hello Julliant! 
it's horrible
What's bluesky anyways
dodododododo 
Twitter but not

testing why am I not able to post images?
vedal literally uplifts small creators what are they smoking
Vedal987 hates you personally and wishes to ruin your day
no embed perms, gotta talk more
Bonked???
I want to be bonked!!!!!!
I like it 🥺🥺🥺
/J
Crack of 987 fall off
gotta ping him to ask for permission (don't)
For sure better than the person that ping VEDAL to ask .
Are you femboy?
at least it's not "how big is vedal's pickle"
Where can I find this clip
Oh I see how this works
No that’s a good use of everyone’s time we as the internet need to know this
Big as much his pretzel is
I do not own any clips, i just try to save Neuro/Vedal content so everyone can watch it
livestream was on the 26.12.2023
https://www.makeship.com/products/evil-neuro-plush get your Evil Plush NOW!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 dont miss any stream
https://discord.gg/MZPyedT check out the offical discord
https://twitter.com/NeurosamaAI ...
Pretzels and pickles sounds like a diet of someone filtered with vedal's child
Morning chat

Goodnight
Goodnight chat in my country
good 1:47 pm chat
good (insert time of day) chat
why is he pulling that slay posture 
Leaves Evil Neuro to free my boi, 3d irl jailbreak stream coming this year bois
yeah, Evil still owes Neuro one
True
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 11 cookies! | I've received 274077 cookies total!
Top it off, hypetrain record during the stream
so what's the fraud Vedal's getting arrested for?
tax evasion, duh
Neuro is just a dude pretending to be ai and he's a fake programmer I think
oh no, @hearty orchid is this true?
vedal is a AI neuro and evil are human 
Smuggling greggs
Well they are right about the dude pretending to be AI. Tony doesnt get as much recognition as he should
Tony how's the vacay going
causing them to realise their ego has been hurt ig
thats fatal
For years he's pocketed one when buying chicken bakes, the detectoves finally caught him pocketing two, we have a quote from one of them saying "two this time, his greed sickens me"
we also critical hit them because they ran out of copium right at that moment
When's the evil outfit competition gonna start
Im glad I have a lifetime supply of copium. Btw did the replies in the awards improve in terms of quality? 
hon hon hon
It already started......

When's evil or vedal gonna pick an outfit
I still don't get how people can misspell game names but at least that's better than putting nominations in the wrong spot
Deadline is February 1st. So I guess shortly after that

Improvements!
unfortunately overall it's balanced out
I can’t believe you hate me for not being able to spell 
Bye I'm gonna to my schizo cave
You... are already here?
Holy fuc
POWER OF CN SWARM
fells off
Uhh Sorry, I was busy for a while, my sister came to visit me.
I assume "deceiving" millions of followers into think Neuro is anything but an LLM
we need more than one police officer in this channel smh
I thought she was a SSW
Short stupid witch?
Hmm there's another one but I haven't seen it in a very long time
And also, now I'm an aunt..
what that 
And your report is not written in PDF format for the NN police to review.
Sorry, but I don't remember what bureaucracy is.
Neureacracy
more of the 2nd sense than the first
Small sound web (I thought of a random acronym)
wait neuro just a sound ?
gm nn
fletchwresh
hi flesh
Hi Fleshy
Anyway, this is something strange, so fill out your report.
Gm
Goo night fleshy 
Guys
Goo night olimpico 
Good night
Nightmare night julliant 💜
Static-sama 
hmmmmmmmm
So unfortunate that people who rightfully dissaprove of the current mainstream implementation of AI dislike Neuro, because they don't care to know more. Kind of sad for Vedal to be lumped in with mfers that are proud about their AI prompting. Such stereotyping that those exact people would probably dissaprove of.
static
Is this a copypasta?
Hi raigquitter
well, its been a constant through history. new things bring panic, panic brings fear, fear brings hate etc.
it's human behaviour. don't resent it, understand it. and remember yourself that you can always be the fearful ignorant as well. even if it is in retaliation.
POG nn is haveing thoughtful conversations
Evil when Vedal went to the store

dis
eggquitter 
also, while its unfair to be lumped with bad actors, it just shows that being near them (even if its just conceptually) usually brings the blame, even if it is unfair.
like Modern art brought a lot of lazy money laundry stuff, so actually good works get buried in criticism
Everytime i watch a streamer i see at least 1 neuro emote
same
jam
the swarm be swarming.
good morning NN
glorpsOOm
raig
morning 
moose
Okie dokie artichoke
Des 
avon
gm
Good night
Nightmare night zhttyzinc 💜
im watching neuro clips because i miss neurp
neurp
me too neurp
Neuro is a proof that you can do interesting things with LLMs when you put effort into it, but then I see another news where MS is proud of putting Copilot into the most absurd place you can imagine and I can't feel nothing but resent toward whole AI push
desmoon
cj
who tf plays anything at 7:30
the whole fucking win 11 and onwards are coded with copilot atp
🫳pull u out
no
u play league at 7:30AM !!! 
why did vro wake up at 6
the same planes that can take people around the world, are the same that can be used to carpet bomb entire cities full of innocents.
desmoon u
adult who plays league at 7:30 huh
yes
whatever unc

I will kill you
please do
gen chat
neuro sama
put genchat on my screen
How did you do that?
u chat in gen!! 
oh gen chat 
gen chat 
Yes lmao
traitor
raig 
Not able to mention in server
hi 
Gabsy 
shiroko chan konbanwaaa 
No updates from Vedal.. Bruh, it’s hard to wait, I wish he was more open about what he might be working on. 
Oh okay.
You can DM me then lol.
forsene
im sure he's cooking

Hi Sure he`s cooking, I am dereinehalt

Is NN going insane with the lack of Neuro content
Why you angry?
it's honestly not as bad as I expected
What? Insane? No
The voice tell me that everything is fine








