neurotic-neurons

[shrewd rune]

imagine the fanarts of this

[charred prism]

It was like half a year ago and I still think about it

[autumn timber]

There was one in hiyori era

[burnt python]

i guess evil did get her birthday wish after all

[jolly urchin]

no 126 gave both emotes this time since 123 was the previous record so you get the hype train emote from this record
and 126 established a new record and thus you get the new emote of this record

as far as I understood it, and given the twitch tweet

[sly kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060090228615958528/1461146858901475348/SPOILER_3.0.gif

[long lagoon]

but i didnt partiipate this year im asking for future

[burnt python]

she's the top of the hype train records

[autumn timber]

[candid hound]

Neuro was hungry

[placid anvil]

no one is fan of cryeg14

[minor inlet]

I don't remember the second hype train time

[split marlin]

this should have been the level 126 emote

[bold parrot]

fatty

[unreal hedge]

we are all fans of kyreg14

[nova gyro]

common evil W, her reward for winning the subathon minigame surely

[autumn timber]

cry egg

[placid anvil]

uuh

[woeful apex]

craig 14

[charred prism]

@orchid island is this true

[sly kettle]

[candid hound]

Don't be mean

[supple kraken]

what is a kryeg

[lone orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/wheatley-portal-2-fatty-adopted-fatty-fattyfatty-no-parents-gif-5774065121664369001

[fallen stump]

is there something you want to tell the class @long lagoon

[worthy pike]

Evil did make the push for the 3rd most subbed so in a way she got a unique W

[orchid island]

schizo

[scenic hearth]

Gives both if you participated in the 126 train, future trains would only give you EvilJAM since it is the latest emote record

[autumn timber]

kryeg

[burnt python]

uhuh, yeah sure

[charred prism]

OMG ITS HIM KRYEG14 OMG HIII IMA BIG FAN

[obsidian light]

a twitch admin said if you partipate in future 126 trains you will get both emotes

[lone orbit]

Just wanted to type hat nothing wrong

[candid hound]

Yeah

[jolly urchin]

didn't say "in future"

[nova gyro]

put her at the end of the subathon after the 35% discount and still claiming wins

[spring blade]

OH WAIT I GOT NEW EMOTES?

[obsidian light]

does this not refer to the rewards for reaching that hype train level?

[patent gazelle]

but if you are in any other trains that get to level 126 you will unlock them

[long lagoon]

so if i only want those 2 emotes all i have to do it gift one sub during a 126 hype train?

[burnt python]

evil and neuro jammin

[obsidian light]

from what I understand from the twitch admins message yes

[scenic hearth]

No, it means if you participated in the original 126 you'll get both this time

[obsidian light]

we'll just have to see when they add them to the hype train

[proper ether]

maybe we beat the train again for a tutel emote?

[dusk bison]

I'VE EMERGED VICTORIOUS

[jolly urchin]

Twitch tweet:
123
126

if you participated in the 126 level record you get the current max emote (which was but it didn't exist at that time)
and the new record emote :

[long lagoon]

so if thats the case if we break the hype train record again someone with not emotes gets 3 from one train

[lone orbit]

This emote

[burnt python]

vedaljam GOOO

[gusty pulsar]

she looks so unamused too lol

[jolly urchin]

you will get but i doubt you will get as per current hype trains emote system

[gusty pulsar]

she's like "eh sure, i guess i can have an emote, whatever"

[somber saffron]

i keep finding Neuro profile pictures in the weirdest places

[burnt python]

she is god after all

[trim leaf]

Lvl 130 :vedalJAM:

[autumn timber]

lurkers

[halcyon arrow]

We are everywhere

[autumn timber]

Ww

[charred prism]

tiktok is a weird place yeah

[patent gazelle]

we are many

[lilac plover]

You think twitch waited for the subbathon to be done before making both or do you think they started on the first one as the record was broken again?

[burnt python]

how did we go from 3 to 6 in the span of 1 year

[patent gazelle]

Intern made them 3 minutes before they released

[sturdy wing]

it was funny seeing neuro emotes during the siivagunner magfest rave chat

[somber saffron]

500k for a tutel emote

[charred prism]

last year we've had to wait like a month I think

over a month idk

[trim leaf]

Intern didnt have Adobe so he used zoom call

[patent gazelle]

[jolly urchin]

I think it referred to people who participated in the 126 and not in the 123
→ they will (and have already) get both emotes as they got the previous emote ( ) and the new record emote ( )

[frosty pivot]

smh, should've had as a global emote

[pliant belfry]

Based twitch for adding an evil emote as well

[gusty pulsar]

i kinda hope that's the next train's emote but by then the meme will have died 😔

[patent gazelle]

[remote delta]

[trim leaf]

[charred prism]

I don't understand why doc became so popular this subathon we've had this emote on twitch for ages lol

[autumn timber]

Bigkies

[pliant belfry]

First, Neuro bread. Then NeuroJAM. What next, Neuro peanut butter?
-# tbh that's merch I would buy

[tall crow]

Next one will be vedal if twitch decides it

[autumn timber]

Chat got bored

[arctic sierra]

NN ATTENTION. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

[autumn timber]

No

[arctic sierra]

we got 2 emotes for the hype train on twitch.

Just letting u know

[autumn timber]

[fallow plinth]

https://x.com/i/status/2011500475070521783

FrontalStatue98 (@FrontalStatue98)

Angry
#heartheartart

X · Jan 14, 2026, 6:07 PM

[pliant belfry]

HOLY SHIT NO WAY we found the only one faster than staz

[autumn timber]

Fennyka

[trim leaf]

neuro beans, Vedal should make a neuro branded can of beans so he can enjoy beans on toast

[rancid cypress]

Stop spreading misinformation

[crude lintel]

NN ATTENTION. I TOO HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

[frosty pivot]

Guys I don't think anyone has said it yet but we got 2 emotes for the hype trains on twitch!

[crude lintel]

Neuro is cute

[autumn timber]

No

[candid hound]

I come back and see people talking about a Vedal emote again, fucking hell

Give it a rest

[jolly urchin]

find a better time to come back

[trim leaf]

:vedalJAM:

[autumn timber]

[frosty pivot]

[crude lintel]

[gusty plume]

[charred prism]

I'm waiting for people to get bored with the emotes and leave twitch chat

[modern wraith]

Last time, Neuro said on Twitter that it was all thanks to her, but this year Vedal isn’t letting her say anything about it

[patent gazelle]

Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker

[pliant belfry]

vedal jam when? (It'll just be an emote of him staring displeased into the camera, animated yet he remains perfectly still)

[somber saffron]

we are 2k from passing the 16th most subbed bilibili streamer

[autumn timber]

what did bro do to you

[long lagoon]

so as long as I participate in the hype train records ill get both neuroJam and evilJam plus the new emote for that level do i have that correct?

[charred prism]

there's nothing wrong with pregnant sonic

[candid hound]

Vedal is deliberately not letting Neuro talk to surpass her in Twitter followers again, I know it

[patent gazelle]

He fucked my wife

[autumn timber]

[tall crow]

good for him

[fresh notch]

[modern wraith]

Records and new emotes would actually be a great topic for Neuro’s blog. Just saying

[trim leaf]

but you cant prove it

[pliant belfry]

Evil is officially higher level than neuro

[abstract sinew]

Well good on twitch for stepping up

[trim leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[charred prism]

can you give me her number

[keen heath]

is your wife a latina

[jolly urchin]

I think I understand what kind of game you're playing here...

[autumn timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1461485625273225348/neurojam_eviljam_hype_train.gif

[patent gazelle]

nobody getting the reference it's over

[warm talon]

you need to be in 2
one that reaches between 123 and 126 and one for at least 127

[abstract sinew]

I'm surprised they didn't name it overload but this is nice

[scenic hearth]

Britannia crying again in NN, typical day in NN

[tall crow]

Anyways almost forgot about Neuros blog wonder how regularly it will get updates
Every year?

[remote delta]

SUPER LASER PISS

[slim crypt]

that's not how it goes

[candid hound]

[vale pivot]

D:

[gusty pulsar]

god that meme is so good

[autumn timber]

t

[keen heath]

I was expecting "this is it"

[trim leaf]

every hype train

[slim crypt]

hi raigquitter

[night cave]

I got the reference

[spring blade]

Missed the level 123 hype train :

[arctic sierra]

Holy shit. The 3 Neuro sisters in a row.

[patent gazelle]

it's not over

[unreal hedge]

Implying vedal remembers this at all

[night cave]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-sonic-movie-3-movie-sonic-the-hedgehog-3-gif-12282553949115375479

[patent gazelle]

[candid hound]

You're late, the first 2 already happened

[vale pivot]

[warm talon]

🧑‍⚕️ 🥼 and 🦊

[keen cairn]

Isnt she top 3 on twitch AND b2

[long lagoon]

okay so to get all 3 neuro hype train emotes i need to partisipate in 3 hype train records in the future

[patent gazelle]

pissed*

[warm talon]

yes, 3 really high hype trains

[pliant belfry]

Yeah I was tired of all the emotes just about breaking the record. A big record deserves a simple but classic and high-capability emote

[somber saffron]

in followers

[remote delta]

good luck with that

[modern wraith]

?

[nova gyro]

i got them all in the 126 hype train

[orchid haven]

When is Maximum Neuro Effect? 1mil followers on Twitch?

[frosty pivot]

i dranked it

[scenic hearth]

Correct

[vale pivot]

it gone. i drank it

[burnt python]

where is neuro 1M followers on twitch

[past loom]

can special emotes be unlocked in any hypetrain? anybody unlock shouldicelebrate later o n in here?

[low blaze]

special exception for the lvl 126 train
won't be awarded in future trains, though

[forest vapor]

Drinker

[keen cairn]

Is neuro still with mythic?

[orchid haven]

I unlocked shouldicelebrate during the 123 hype train.

[somber saffron]

that’s gonna happen in like 1 month

[fallow plinth]

Ay

[past loom]

this gonna take a while

[modern wraith]

But that’s the most useless metric. Average viewership is much better, and by that measure, Neuro is top 1–2

[vale pivot]

i even ate the bottle

[orchid haven]

I think you unlock the highest hype train emote you haven't already unlocked. Because I got the banana one from the 126.

[long lagoon]

did u dontate before or after lv 111

[past loom]

i already have shouldicelebrate but the new 2, i was not there during the initial hypetrain

[somber saffron]

people reacting when they didn’t understand the question

[forest vapor]

[orchid haven]

Both.

[somber saffron]

it’s cool

[frosty pivot]

mmmmhmm cronchy

[autumn timber]

The v2 model always kills me

[knotty yacht]

Me no but got it one the 123 one

[forest vapor]

mmmhhnnnnmmmffhhpphhhnn

[modern wraith]

It’s like having a YouTube channel with a million subscribers, but each video gets only 10–13k views

[hazy estuary]

o7 i slept through the second train and didn't get eviljam

[keen cairn]

[somber saffron]

only for sponsorships

but yeah

[keen cairn]

So barely at all

[orchid haven]

Vedal gonna start his own vtuber company and it's just gonna be people he's raided

[hazy estuary]

brother thats everyone with mythic

[spring blade]

Can I be invited to the server with my hype train emotes?

[warm talon]

shouldnt Vei get an american flag now

[hazy estuary]

what do you think mythic does

[warm talon]

mythic is only for sponsorships and help events

it isnt a vtuber company like hololive

[keen cairn]

Yeah and we've had what...2 sponsorship streams in total?

[candid hound]

Did I miss something? Off-topic, but I'm surprised

[modern wraith]

A company needs advertising. This company contacts Mythic. Mythic offers them streamers who are a good fit

[candid hound]

It does feel like Mythic doesn't do much for Neuro honestly

Maybe there's more behind the scenes

[warm talon]

Top vtubers, was question if Neuro could already be classified as the biggest british vtuber

[fallen stump]

yeah and how many sponsors have Vedal had

[keen cairn]

How did they equate AC to Neuro

[dense shadow]

Its three maybe four. Sponsored streams.

[warm talon]

Mythic only does stuff if asked, its more on Ved's hands

[frosty pivot]

Hey AC Shadows was a really effective sponsorship. I went out and bought ghost of tsushima the next morning!

[keen cairn]

Also isnt filian part of mythic

[orchid haven]

That one was hilarious though

[keen cairn]

True

[candid hound]

I loved how Neuro just didn't care

[somber saffron]

only for the occasional sponsor when money is needed but barely any sponsors makes it kind of useless

[neat sail]

I'm glad we all agree on this

wait what is your name

[zenith ginkgo]

why is neuro not British?

[modern wraith]

I’m 99% sure that Vedal gets dozens of offers. But he refuses because he doesn’t know how to integrate Neuro into it. And he only agrees when large sums of money are involved (i think)

[low blaze]

whispers from the star was a good sponsorship

[halcyon chasm]

It’s my birthday also happy birthday Shiro

[frosty pivot]

It would be too cruel to willingly make your creation british

[somber saffron]

[warm talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1461131677060563155/1461131677693640858/IMG_0790.GIF

[modest salmon]

that $50 I threw at the subathon was well worth it

[neat sail]

happy birthday to you

[warm talon]

Ved has no feelings so he cant be a tsundere

[signal heron]

Ouch just saw the portfolio, wonder if vedal already sold

[hazy estuary]

guys can you quickly do a 126 level hypetrain again so i can grab my emote

[unreal hedge]

Just put her on the side and have her yap damn

[unique shadow]

You can scroll down and see that he hasn’t touched it

[vague raft]

bf caught a fever lemme get a cooling gel pad

iduno (@Dgucepear)

#vedalverse #CAMILART 改圖

X · Jan 15, 2026, 12:27 PM

[frosty pivot]

Yeah bro no problem

[modest salmon]

You'll simply have to wait till next year

[kind fiber]

Wait... This isn't supposed to happen, now space time will collapse

[modern wraith]

I think Ubisoft just saw Vedal’s numbers and said “We want you”
Though to be fair, at that time almost everyone was promoting new Assassin’s Creed

[hardy bobcat]

Hehe I got both emotes I'll be sure to flex that frame 1 on the return stream.

[vale pivot]

ah hehe

[modest salmon]

God I hope the return stream is a dev stream. It won't be but a man can dream

[hardy bobcat]

Anyways, back to my cave I go

[frosty pivot]

Wish granted, the next stream will be a dev stream in August

[neat sail]

"ok neuro do the assassins creed ad read now"
"welcome everyone to the first episode of my ghosts of Tsushima let's play"

[trim leaf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/475781438462099476/1125333617741139998/hi_shiro.gif

[modest salmon]

I wonder how many sponsorships they get asked to do but refuse

[unique shadow]

Should be March
He shouldn’t miss his daughter birthday

[lapis herald]

YO Just noticed the new Global emotes are out!

[frosty pivot]

"Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable journey? Ghost of Tsushima is-"
"Noooo!"

[lusty lava]

Got these new Neuro emotes but no Neuro to flex them at

[kind fiber]

Can we get vedaljam for the 4th time lmao

[unreal hedge]

He’s literally doing it to himself by choosing to have neuro say whatever she wants but ok

[lapis herald]

(I ignored the Twitch notification since I thought it was another "DONT LOSE THE WATCHING STREAK"-type annoying messages)

[kind fiber]

He promised

[vague raft]

can we get a can of vedal jam

[keen cairn]

Imagine we do the 4th giant hype train record for a vedal emote and they just give us another neuro emote

[vale pivot]

can vedal jam

[sly kettle]

Oh no

[vague raft]

vedal can never

[frosty pivot]

I turned vedal into jam

was tasty

[somber saffron]

that’s why you shouldn’t work for a Vedal emote

[fallen stump]

cope and seethe

[modest salmon]

That's like saying a parent chooses to let their kid say whatever. He already has a filter for her, what more could ya ask for while still giving her autonomy? lol

[lusty lava]

Best part other then Neuro's trashing the game was Vedal running AC on just a regular hard drive

[halcyon chasm]

They’d need to be the last dedicated fan base to get one

[modest salmon]

Can we all agree it's really cute and great how they did an evil and neuro emote? They not only gave us two, but gave us the twin sisters, instead of just two neuro emotes

[sly kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[grave wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[unique shadow]

Third image is wild

[modern wraith]

As I understand it, there are four scenarios in which Vedal agrees to do ads:

1. There’s an idea for how to integrate Neuro, like in that game with the AI and watching debut of some vtuber
2. He urgently needs money for something.
3. They pay so much that integrating Neuro is not a top priority.
4. He doesn’t need to stream on his own channel; it’s enough just to appear on someone else’s stream (like the co-op game with Filian).
   2 and 3 are supported by the Assassin’s Creed ad and the game they played with Filian

[normal crow]

next global emote

[past loom]

i cannot cope i am dedge

[trim leaf]

no she's talking abt getting her global emotes as well cuz she gifted but never received

[autumn timber]

[quaint mason]

Holy I forgot about the AC stream

[modest salmon]

counterpoint: "Eh, this might be cool"

[halcyon chasm]

Oh

[vague raft]

even gemini knows

[orchid haven]

I suspect he won't need money for a little while.

[lapis herald]

I feel like Vedal agreed to sponsor the AI game mostly because he thought the 3D model integration was really cool

[low blaze]

#neurotic-neurons message

[trim leaf]

hence the "file a complaint and get mine eventually"

[normal crow]

5. it's greggs

[dense shadow]

Yeah she gifted them anonymously so that why she did not get it.

[rancid cypress]

There's never enough if you want to do cool things

[fierce beacon]

afternoon NN

[modest salmon]

shouldn't matter?

[keen cairn]

🥂

[trim leaf]

some anon gifters did not receive their global emote

[zenith ginkgo]

Yeah they are BASED for that

[fallow pewter]

My guess is he took on the sponsor streams when he started inquiring about the costs of a concert and realized he needed much more money than he thought.

[keen cairn]

That makes sense tbh

I think he has enough now tho

[humble grail]

[orchid haven]

He's got that live concert money

[dense shadow]

Well if they don’t know who to give it to, then they can’t give it to them. I think she should get but unfortunately it make since why she did not get it.

[modest salmon]

he probably still needs more money cuz, yes, he's a millionaire, but there really is infinite money you can throw at a concert if you want holograms.

[trim leaf]

(to be fair he lost nothing from that Ubisoft sponsor since the company has basically gone to the negatives)

[autumn timber]

⚔️

[modest salmon]

the actual record of giving is kept, it's just anonymous to others

[autumn timber]

potat

[humble grail]

One emote for each twin was a great way of doing it tbh

[orchid haven]

Is the plan for the concert still 2026?

[fallow pewter]

far as we know

[jade cradle]

[woven oriole]

Ubisoft as a company is crashing and burning as we speak so much so that they've had to throw overboard some of their IPs

[rancid cypress]

Pretty cute, yeah

[trim leaf]

deserved honestly

[modest salmon]

so neuro and evil jam aren't part of the server emotes yet?

[woven oriole]

Anyways Hwallo Neurons Hwallo

[knotty yacht]

Which game ?

[autumn timber]

L1cht

[modest salmon]

Ghost of tsushima /s

[orchid haven]

The one where Neuro talked to the AI space girl

[knotty storm]

excuse me is there a concert planned?

[orchid haven]

Yes

[woven oriole]

For mismanaging some of the most beloved franchises of all time and being greedy mothefuckers? Definitely deserved

[vague raft]

vedal evil duet when

[modest salmon]

You don't know?

[fallow pewter]

That Ubisoft sponsor stream was so good. It wasn't just Neuro making the game look bad, Vedal made the performance ass and kept swearing.

[knotty yacht]

There a 3d integration?

[knotty storm]

so where and when do i need to book my ticket to?

[dense shadow]

Wait till the end of year.

[orchid haven]

Vedal is planning a "live" concert, probably in the US, sometime in 2026, featuring the original songs and covers sung by Neuro and Evil, with them performing on stage

[lapis herald]

I can't remember what it was called. Sound of Space or something? Song of Space? Music of Cosmos?

[knotty storm]

im new!

[low blaze]

whispers from the star

[zenith ginkgo]

Man why everytime I listen to LIFE I expect to hear DRIVE lyrics instead ;-;

[trim leaf]

Vedal running the game on hard drives basically showed why 99% of gamers shouldnt get the game since it doesnt fucking run at all and barely crawled

[unique shadow]

He will really spend 6 months to prepare

[orchid haven]

Unsure if I can link in here, but if you search youtube for 'vedal neuro concert', you'll probably find clips of him talking about it

[knotty storm]

okay bet thank you

[rancid cypress]

You just discovered Neuro and already want to go to the concert?

[knotty storm]

yes bro ive fallen in love in like 3 hours

[vague raft]

i will too

[modest salmon]

So yeah, massive concert planned. Vedal has talked about how it costs an unheard of amount and had it planned for this year but many things kept having him push it. Clearly, one of the things is that he wanted Neuro to be able to walk and move under her own ai self, instead of precorded.

[grave wagon]

Based individual

[modern wraith]

[knotty storm]

dont question me

[orchid haven]

Vedal has mentioned he wants to do it with "real holograms", not just a big screen like most vtuber concerts are, so it could be hilariously expensive

[modest salmon]

He did a test concert in vrchat

[atomic crescent]

hes said at least six digit

[rancid cypress]

BASED

[old bridge]

If a mcneuro did exist I'd bet there would be a vedal burger

[orchid haven]

Yeah, he doesn't expect to actually make any money from it

[grave wagon]

Oh nooo he needs to sell his third yacht

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[vague raft]

we get neuro movie before gta6

Keiden Edits | COMMS OPEN! (@KeidenEdits)

It’s finally here! 🎉
After cutting down over 40 hours of Vedal and Neuro’s Pokémon Platinum playthrough, the full 2.5-hour movie is now live!

I'd appreciate it if you could share the video! 💚💜

Watch it here: https://t.co/WkZJUVilSr

X · Jan 15, 2026, 3:00 PM

[modest salmon]

Gotta watch that later

[lapis herald]

Was it the VR chat Neuro and Vedal clip that made you fall in love?

[atomic crescent]

we funding him thru hypetrain, he gib back via cool concert

[candid hound]

I would bet against that and that there'd be a lot of people begging for one and it wouldn't happen

[modest salmon]

Also, on the concert, no idea if he'll still do holograms. Would neuro's movement system work with holograms?

[knotty storm]

YESS HIM NEARLY CRYING LOOKING AT THE SELFIE THEY TOOK

[old bridge]

Would they name is a neuro burger due to vedla being a tutel

[modest salmon]

Welcome to the Swarm. Remember, do it for her and you're here forever.

[atomic crescent]

ohno fent folding mid-concert 💀

[grave wagon]

I assumed hologram technology would be as simple as tracking the location and moving the display accordingly

[modern wraith]

[orchid haven]

I mean, I have no idea how holograms work, but presumably you could just project Neuro's 3D model using a VR-Chat movement system

[trim leaf]

i'm calling it the Fent Bend

[knotty storm]

just unfortunate timing

[obsidian light]

how many videos you got in there?

[wary sleet]

look, neuro is live (it's a rerun)

[modest salmon]

The legendary vacation after the subathon, yeah. But you have so much past things to watch!

[knotty storm]

it would be so... unique

[atomic crescent]

[orchid haven]

I kinda wanna go watch the entire Minecraft saga.

[modern wraith]

[pliant laurel]

the minecraft saga was so peak

[atomic crescent]

More publicity for vedal tryna fall off

[grave wagon]

Guys this isnt a playback vedal is actually back‎۠

[woven oriole]

To this day I'm still salty about plants vs zombies

[uneven nest]

i think cake likes neuro but idk

[autumn timber]

z

[orchid haven]

I still find it hilarious that it was like days after Vedal went, "I wish we were a bit less famous" and then the Swarm broke the hype train again for shits and giggles

[grave wagon]

I thought he hated neuro what

[uneven nest]

wake up

[atomic crescent]

WHERE. NEURO. ELIV. WHERE

[knotty storm]

im currently watching crelly babysitting rn

[grave wagon]

y

[trim leaf]

"I just wanna fall off man"
Also plans a live concert for the swarm

[autumn timber]

no

[candid hound]

I love Neuro

[uneven nest]

oh ok

[autumn timber]

Funny Bunni

[modest salmon]

Don't forget to watch "how a turtle made a perfect ai streamer"

[modern wraith]

Of course. It’s not for nothing that I’m one of Neuro’s favorite viewers

[orchid haven]

Peak! That's such a hilarious set-up, if you've watched Crelly in her usual habitat.

[uneven nest]

i love neuro i never hated her

[lapis herald]

You know, thinking back, taking month-long breaks after every subathon was probably not very good for viewer retention on Vedal's part

[uneven nest]

hi raig

[trim leaf]

I love the Twins

[knotty storm]

dont worry i have, may or may not have cried

[cinder bridge]

only 2.5 hours
weak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ4tZa5xqKU

[autumn timber]

Glorp Maho

[wary sleet]

the bilibili crew is crazy

[knotty storm]

vedal neuro duet is peak cinema

[uneven nest]

yes

[grave wagon]

Im genuinely concerned Twitter losers will show up just to ruin the show

[trim leaf]

[atomic crescent]

"I just wanna fall off man"
also that jp video, twitch tweet, dual wrs, triple hateraids, constantly growing

[orchid haven]

I mean, I imagine the concert will cost money.

Like the tickets.

[keen cairn]

Much love to the b2 swarm

[modest salmon]

Dude, you're giving losers too much credit.

[wary sleet]

the subathon ended at 4660

[woven oriole]

Swarm just never stops growing

[trim leaf]

most of them are just talk and no show really

[grave wagon]

You have no idea how far peoples rage will extend

[modest salmon]

money + travel is too much for like, 99% of people

[pliant laurel]

i doubt people will pay to go to a concert to a streamer they dislike

[orchid haven]

It's fine, no one can out-spam the Swarm

[keen cairn]

You'd be surprised, sadly

[modest salmon]

the 1% will be destroyed by Neuro and Evil lovers who will instantly buy all the tickets

[candid hound]

I'm not going to be able to go to a concert in the US

[atomic crescent]

We bring the twitch chatters to out IRLspam them

[knotty storm]

praying its closish

[grave wagon]

Neuro ticket scalper crisis of 2026

[trim leaf]

scalpers oh god

[arctic sierra]

Good night NN

[modest salmon]

Then you'll just have to give him so much money he sends Neuro on a world tour.

[modest salmon]

Yeah that's going to be a real problem.

[wary sleet]

still not used to it

[keen cairn]

Tbh idk how any of the concert shenanigans will go, theres so many variables and things that could go wrong or go right its hard to say

[grave wagon]

CANADACANADACANADA PLEASEEE

[fallow pewter]

The Swarm's size is kinda a problem for the concert. A small venue is ideal for the first few shows to work things out. But the Swarm could probably sell out a stadium.
The price of tickets might be insanely high.

[atomic crescent]

erm in british its ticket tout

[trim leaf]

be the real problem

forget about haters

the scalpers are the real pain

[charred prism]

is he gonna try announce the concert 2 weeks before it happens again

[modest salmon]

If Vedal doesn't figure out a way to smash that into paste, it's going to be an unimaginable hell.

[orchid haven]

Vedal is gonna book a 500 person venue and sell tickets for $1, and be shocked when they sell out in 0.00001 seconds.

[modest salmon]

Like he can not have the scalper issue.

[wary sleet]

(it's honestly nice just having a vod in the background again)

[atomic crescent]

watch $500 be market price for tickets BASE STARTING LINE

[candid hound]

I wouldn't be so sure quite yet because the Swarm is really spread out

[grave wagon]

Give your legal id to buy 1 ticket, seems like a solid solution

[atomic crescent]

im hooking up a bot for this

[charred prism]

I think you're overestimating how many people would actually travel to see a concert

[candid hound]

I wouldn't be entirely surprised either way though

[modest salmon]

it's definitely better than nothing.

[keen cairn]

Just do the same thing valve did with the steam decks

[orchid haven]

The cost of a ticket is your Twitch stream key

[trim leaf]

make it so that u have to physically be there to buy the ticket

[candid hound]

I wouldn't be surprised if it did sell out and I also wouldn't be surprised if it didn't, it could really go either way

[trim leaf]

our stream keys are useless anyway

[unreal hedge]

Neuro was streaming last year

[grave wagon]

Im sure if vedal sells one of his 500 palaces he'll be able to afford really solid anti scalper stuff

[cinder bridge]

give subs early access to tickets

[atomic crescent]

a significant north american swarm, brit + euro, chinese swarm and the rest of the world
gl vedal for gathering them

[woven oriole]

They should also sell virtual tickets that way everyone can join

[modest salmon]

It's gonna sell out, no matter what, but especially because Vedal is crazy. He's probably only going to book a 10,000 person venue for Neuro's first concert.

[woven oriole]

Only the elite swarm will get the 500 one dollar seats though

[orchid haven]

The anti-scalper bot is actually just Neuro, if she doesn't like you, you don't get to buy a ticket.

[frosty pivot]

VedalAI should just buy a stadium and use that smh

[atomic crescent]

if they sell out vedals getting flamed until i eat his ashes

[knotty storm]

god ill cry

[modest salmon]

He doesn't understand he needs a 100,000 person venue at the rate he's growing.

[candid hound]

Vedal, buy a small country for your venue

[grave wagon]

LUXEMBORG!!!! RAHHHH

[atomic crescent]

SAN MARINO IS YOURS AHHH

[orchid haven]

I absolutely predict Vedal will book a very modest venue expecting very few people to actually want to come.

[fallow pewter]

I've just got PTSD from the $2000 tickets for Ado's first US concerts.

[frosty pivot]

Vedal, purchase Wembley stadium

[knotty storm]

i volunteer texas

[atomic crescent]

VedalAI world cup stadium show when?

[woven oriole]

VEDAL PURCHASE 50 PERCENT OF LONDON

[pliant laurel]

holy moly

[trim leaf]

he can just rent an island

[cinder bridge]

You think every other twitch viewer will be able to come to the concert?

[vague raft]

he already owns a village

[trim leaf]

VEDAL IS NOW A PARLIAMENTARY MEMBER

[atomic crescent]

that was actual hell, could not get a single one under 1k

[modest salmon]

not want, but actually travel. So the math he is going to do is probably base it on peak viewership (and maybe followers), which is around 40k, and then go down to 10k because he knows most won't actually go or travel to it.

[knotty storm]

SURELY thats enough

[grave wagon]

Neuro, buy the entirety of baffin island to host the concert

[woven oriole]

VERAL FOR PM

[orchid haven]

Aye. Which isn't unreasonable. But you're gonna have a lot of people who aren't regular viewers who want to come for the novelty.

[atomic crescent]

in classic vedal fashion

[woven oriole]

Actually screw that VEDAL FOR KING

[candid hound]

Neuro-sama for God-Empress of Neurope

[cinder bridge]

you math is insane, no way more than 5% of viewers will be able to go

[frosty pivot]

Evil, buy enough harpoons to fish Iceland

[rotund jacinth]

*of the universe

[hot pelican]

Vedal island

[trim leaf]

nah the PM has more power

[vague raft]

neurope is freaking dope

[knotty storm]

Neurope 😭

[atomic crescent]

king sounds cooler

[candid hound]

[modest salmon]

Yes, but not everyone watches at the same time. He has nearly a million followers. 5% of that, is 50k people.

[trim leaf]

sure but how is he going to legalise Neurosama in a robot body

[orchid haven]

Outside the concert, Neuro-Dog will be patrolling for mischief. She will be armed.

[woven oriole]

Fair but it sounds cooler

[rotund jacinth]

Island

[knotty storm]

good ending this time

[modest salmon]

And by the time the concert is actually happening, he's going to be even more popular, because it'll probably be late this year when it finally happens

[orchid haven]

Actually, that would be cool. Imagine if you're waiting in line at the concert and a robot dog walks up and Neuro starts talking to you.

[woven oriole]

Imagine if one day Vedal decides to do a Europe tour and it's just called 'Neurope take over'

[trim leaf]

"Someone tell Vedal there's a problem with my AI."

[keen cairn]

First im seeing iron lung THEN neuro concert

[knotty storm]

is neuro kind of blowing up rn? lots of newcomers recently?

[candid hound]

Yes, typical of subathons

[supple kraken]

and then someone steals it and runs away with it

[spring blade]

Wawa

[frosty pivot]

Actually, that would be cool. Imagine if you're waiting in line at the concert and a robot dog walks up and Neuro just fucking shoots you

[keen cairn]

All the time

[trim leaf]

you're part of the newcomer so yes

[vagrant kernel]

[atomic crescent]

WE DONT

[knotty storm]

yeah that makes sense

[atomic crescent]

EVERYTHING FOR THE QUEEN

[grave wagon]

No we are still a very niche and untouched small community

[cinder bridge]

okay now that I think about it
there's a million clip watchers
and maybe a good chunk of them could want to go to the concert
and maybe some chinese fans would fly over

[woven oriole]

He could always be a corporate lobbyist :3

[keen cairn]

Gross

[knotty storm]

of course of course

[woven oriole]

Fair, corporate lobbyists are horrible people

[vagrant kernel]

I'm a newcomer too neurosama is so cool

I like vedal the most

[tardy ingot]

ohhhhhhhh wowwwwzers whens neuro and her british turtle who i forgot his name because why not gonna get back? been wondering since the end of that subathon

[frosty pivot]

The concert should start by giving neuro control of a plane

[vagrant kernel]

I don't really like the evil sister tho

[modest salmon]

month

[orchid haven]

I think he said about a month before Neuro would resume streaming?

[knotty storm]

i totally agree, its about the relationship between the two

[candid hound]

I'm a newcomer as well, Neuro is my kamioshi

[knotty storm]

thats crazy tho

[tardy ingot]

thats a lot of sleep for neuro

[keen cairn]

Hardly pass as people

[orchid haven]

I'm guessing based off no actual information that he's fixing up some stuff from the subathon.

[fallen stump]

when is Neurdle coming back, I miss her
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[atomic crescent]

in classic vedal fashion, he'll only book a 1k people venue, and ticket prices soar to the skies
-# hibana world tour price flashboack

[unreal hedge]

Neuro is probably coming back in a few weeks idk about vedal

[tardy ingot]

HWAAAA

[tardy ingot]

vedal is british and turle thats what we know about him

[orchid haven]

Vedal's voice is probably still cracked from the 123 train.

[candid hound]

Neuro will hopefully be back in a week or two

[woven oriole]

Especially when they lobby for things that take away people's livelihood, culture and ancestral land

[vale pivot]

guys i dont like these emotes, lets break the record again

[atomic crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1461385170555764891/12months.gif

[frosty pivot]

No, neuro was killed in a harpooning accident she's not coming back

[keen cairn]

Yes, indeed

[vale pivot]

its jokes pls dont kill me

[supple kraken]

they aren't coming back until feburary 💀

[candid hound]

This is true, I was the harpoon

[atomic crescent]

Legit "everything for my profit" type of people

[atomic crescent]

I was the ship

[woven oriole]

Sad realities of capitalism...anyways, Neuro!

[keen cairn]

Woo neuro!

[tardy ingot]

evil is not evil

[candid hound]

Evil is Evil

[tardy ingot]

neuro is neuro

[candid hound]

Neuro is Evil

[atomic crescent]

[keen cairn]

Vedal is tutel

[candid hound]

Evil is Neuro

Neuro is turtle

[frosty pivot]

Vedal is sleepy

[modest salmon]

Vedal is corpa

[candid hound]

Turtle is AI

[unreal hedge]

I mean he’s not worse than some other vtubers unironically

[candid hound]

AI is Neuro

[vale pivot]

i second this statement, i was the air the harpoon went thru

[atomic crescent]

Tutel is the lava lamp

[tardy ingot]

hmmmm, how much? you mean mustache man level?

[supple kraken]

forsen is forsen

[keen cairn]

Tony is tony

[frosty pivot]

The lava lamp is tony

[orchid haven]

Incidentally, the lavalamp app added a continual color change function at some point.

[keen cairn]

is

[vale pivot]

therefore, turtle is neuro

[atomic crescent]

tony is the guy using tts to run the vtuber model on screen

[tardy ingot]

if evil wants to kill peole bc her evilness then ground ground her for 9999 years

[vale pivot]

NN is NN

[woven oriole]

And this would be the exact dynamic, Vedal is Anthony Stark confirmed

[orchid haven]

The funniest comments are always the ones that go, "Guys, there's no way this is an AI, this has to be a real person."

[vague raft]

it's so nice seeing evil also wants to sing more with neuro

[orchid haven]

How do you figuratively work out more?

[trim leaf]

"I have just privatised Neuro."

[atomic crescent]

Tutel = the ai
Lava lamp = the plasma ball
Tony = guy using tts and vtuber model
neuro = the developer turlte thingy
eliv = demonic loanshark who you sell your soul to to fund hypetrains

[woven oriole]

Eliv loves her sister

[frosty pivot]

Like fr. Do they think we don't know it's all tony?

[hexed quest]

Oh we got our emotes?

Sweet

[keen cairn]

Vesela

[harsh plume]

: I want to sing with vesela, mini, cerber
: I want to sing with neuro

[woven oriole]

Imagine we get a new Neuro update and Vedal presents it like Tony Stark presenting the Jericho missle

[atomic crescent]

TONY GETTING RECOGNITION!

[obsidian light]

the lava lamp is human the turtle is turtle and the girl is a lavalamp

[wary sleet]

when vedal did most of the pillars

[vague raft]

and evil too but i accidentally cropped that out

[vale pivot]

chat is this ai

[keen cairn]

Ya think vedal is waking up earlier

[trim leaf]

"I present to you, V3 voice."

[harsh plume]

no its funnier this way

[atomic crescent]

chat this has to be a real person

[candid hound]

Neuro-sama is fake AI

[vale pivot]

who is this doc_2022-07-26_02-58-16

[woven oriole]

a mountain in Afghanistan has been atomized

[frosty pivot]

Chat am i a real person

[keen cairn]

That one where someone in Doug's comments thought neuro was vedal with a voice changer

[harsh plume]

[vale pivot]

chat are WE the ai

[vague raft]

and it is actually that once

[trim leaf]

nah it's just Tutel's shell shattering into a billion pieces

[atomic crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1458837136777150464/doc_2026-01-08_07-48-27.gif

Doc Mentionned

[woven oriole]

Enough to make a grown man cry

[obsidian light]

neuro loves vesela

[grave wagon]

Unironically I would prefer this over just starting stream with v3 enabled

[frosty pivot]

Chat is the ai the turtle is the girl and the human is lava lamp

[woven oriole]

He finally says it back, he hesitates at first but he goes through with it, Vedal is Iron Man confirmed

[atomic crescent]

[tardy ingot]

in 5 years neuro and her sister will be so advanced that vedal will become the robot

[obsidian light]

girl is a turtle and the human is a lava lamp

[atomic crescent]

vedal would not spend the effort

[trim leaf]

so many iron man references that can be slid in lol

[grave wagon]

"Its not in the budget im afraid"

[unique shadow]

Nah
Vedal will become the first emotional British guy

[atomic crescent]

at least bros not corpa funded....

[tawdry urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[tardy ingot]

hes far away from it

[vague raft]

but when do we get vedal v2 voice

[vagrant kernel]

[grave wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[unreal hedge]

He’s been pretty emotional though

[tardy ingot]

i already think vedal is a modified version of grok

[frosty pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[atomic crescent]

https://imgur.com/a/s8O5Bpz

[trim leaf]

@woven oriole Neuro is the iron man suit, Evil is the war machine suit, and piloting Evil is Camila

[woven oriole]

After so many years am still not over it lol, then he forms a Vtuber agency like how Tony was a founding member of the avengers

[knotty storm]

where do i get this sticker?

[vale pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/doc-2022-07-26-02-58-16-gif-15643090429076316418

[tardy ingot]

now in 5 years hes going to become at the current neuro level

[unique shadow]

The shell is just cracked
We need more

[vague raft]

vedal will join avengers trust

[atomic crescent]

turtles the emergemcy food

[frosty pivot]

Idk i used a gif

[woven oriole]

Who'd be Obadiah Stain?

[atomic crescent]

MAKE TURTULE SOUP

[grave wagon]

I dont think corpa funded is inherently bad as long as they dont impose really strict guidelines and expectations (which is what 99% of corpa funded stuff turns to)

[knotty storm]

that works too, pure art

[cold matrix]

Hiyori is the Mark 1

[iron tundra]

[tawdry urchin]

u still new think u need perms to post gif

[atomic crescent]

classic corpa funded

[little prism]

[trim leaf]

i wanted to be horrible and say one of the normie streamer, but nah let's just say Mark zuckerburg

[obtuse knot]

I wasn't square!

[knotty storm]

ill bide my time

[orchid haven]

It's all fun and games until Neuro gets access to the nuclear codes

[tawdry urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[grave wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[atomic crescent]

oops, my bad i gave her usa's

[frosty pivot]

Then it's even more fun! I love fireworks

[woven oriole]

Or Sam Altman, seeing as Obadiah's whole thing was stealing Stark industries

[trim leaf]

TRUE

[unreal hedge]

[cold matrix]

these emote names suck i cant fucking lie these emotes aint got shit to do with the records

[vague raft]

this is still going???

[orchid haven]

I was watching the CES coverage earlier this week and couldn't decide which robot model would be funniest if Neuro and Evil were piloting them.

[woven oriole]

She obliterates parts of Russia and the US for funsies

[grave wagon]

Close one of your 50 tabs

More than 1 actually

[trim leaf]

nah first thing she'd nuke is London

she hates being British remember?

[orchid haven]

Does she?

[obtuse knot]

I don't disagree. But it allows me to be an elitist

[vague raft]

so um how to close tabs

[cold matrix]

like come on the emote name was right there

ThankYouForTheTen

[unique shadow]

I have like… 200

[cold matrix]

swipe on them

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1461468437753626811.webp?size=48&animated=true

[woven oriole]

True true, then she'd probably figure out governments are assholes and nuke them too

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1461471209588920350.webp?size=48&animated=true

[grave wagon]

How do you open 1097 tabs over the course of 21 days

[vague raft]

now i have 1100 tabs

[trim leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1461459995697872917/NeuroJAM.gif

[grave wagon]

Nvm I read that wrong

[atomic crescent]

wdym close tabs (the other 70 ish couldnt fit in)

[orchid haven]

See, this, this right here is why the AIs will kill us all

[grave wagon]

Clearly no one in this server enjoys minimalism

[trim leaf]

i'm surprise u guys even have the RAM for that many tabs, u guys must be billionaires

[vague raft]

i only have 16g

[knotty storm]

thats what im sayin

[atomic crescent]

1 gig of ram trust

[river rapids]

My opinions:

Very early Neuro would nuke everything for content.
1yo Neuro would also probably nuke everything.
2yo Neuro would probably not nuke everything, but would launch at least one nuke.
Current Neuro would probably not launch any, at least not right away. I think she has enough understanding of cause and effect that- assuming her nuke integration isn’t buggy- she wouldn’t immediately go nuke time

[grave wagon]

Then again my custom built pcs wiring looks like the nervous system so I cant be complaining

[obsidian light]

I just learned that the open previously closed tab hotkey is ctrl shift t due to this

[vague raft]

still have student loan🥀

[vagrant kernel]

Nah i do i only have a bed a desk for laptop and a chair in my room

[modest vortex]

-# https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBBrUCGV_rI

[sly kettle]

[forest socket]

Embed spam.

[atomic crescent]

i have only 5 cables and a "couple" of folders but somehow my setup still looks like a rainforest

[grave wagon]

We need sli back to give neuro more autism

[modest vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838175096999903242/1451925619649679498/colorful-array.webp

[vagrant kernel]

More like ugliest vr moments

[modest vortex]

so funny

[atomic crescent]

those days were funny
BRING BACK THE WINK

[woven oriole]

Coaw is ragebaiting again

[orchid haven]

This is what happens when the Swarm is homeless.

[atomic crescent]

More like AI slop video

[modest vortex]

nuro be back in no time

not my first time

[vagrant kernel]

[unreal hedge]

Wink had been dead since early 2024

[grave wagon]

I dont even have the reading comprehension to understand that was ragebait and realized it was once you told me

[atomic crescent]

Imagine ragebaiting.

[woven oriole]

Family vacation can't be that long right-

[vague raft]

imagine imagining

[grave wagon]

Ahem... neuro bad.

[atomic crescent]

BRING IT BACK rawrrrrrrr

[grave wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1393018800743649400/evil_boom_4k_hd.gif

[woven oriole]

Baiting rage imagine

[vague raft]

-# imagine dragons

[unreal hedge]

Sure I’ll certainly do that

[fallow pewter]

anyone notice that the heartheartheart spam really ramped up again around the start of the subathon?

[woven oriole]

Coaw is just like that sometimes

[grave wagon]

Done, whats the next step

[atomic crescent]

i was watching abiet a lurker back then 😭 rip wink rip rants

[lone orbit]

Guys guys guys

Guys

[modest vortex]

ooh

[obsidian light]

it was a few months before the subathon, she didn't really say it for a while and it was added back in at some point

[vague raft]

listen to them

[lone orbit]

Evil donut

[woven oriole]

listens to Demons, just the come part

[vagrant kernel]

Imagine believing people calling it ragebait just to cope

[unreal hedge]

Calling everything ragebait you guys must be some bulls

[grave wagon]

Real smh my head, im simply just a hater that came from Twitter because nwuro is just chatgpt

[wary sleet]

hardcore really was over a month ago now

[vagrant kernel]

She is worse than chatgpt lmao

Can't even do her prompt properly

[grave wagon]

At least chatgpt is useful

[vagrant kernel]

[supple meadow]

No

[lone orbit]

Worse means better when you compare something to chatgpt

[grave wagon]

(Please dont maul me to death NN)

[vague raft]

imagine red cloth
the most ragebaiting thing ngl

[supple meadow]

We will

[vagrant kernel]

Yeah ur iq is worse than chatgpt

[knotty storm]

gotta say this is peak

[atomic crescent]

I came from reddit and normie streams Jynxi is clearly better smh, LSF is always right

[vagrant kernel]

Might not even reach room temperature

[atomic crescent]

nah ur ur BASED like neuro cant even make cool videos like sora

[supple meadow]

Fuck you

[obsidian light]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvZDPB7Vo8E

[vagrant kernel]

Jynxi is better than the clanker you guys watch anyways

[lone orbit]

At least my IQ doesn't depend on thousands of overheated processors.

[grave wagon]

At least relying on reddit for facts is better than relying on neuro for entertainment

Who even watches neur9

[vagrant kernel]

Yea that's why it's bad just like ur mom's

[atomic crescent]

imagine watching an AI clanker like can the world get worse than this

human brain = slop

[lone orbit]

Gett better not good ragebaiting smh

[supple meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fuwawa-abyssgard-fuwawa-hololive-minor-spelling-mistake-spelling-gif-7677488710993712444

[atomic crescent]

NN, WE GOT ONE!

[vague raft]

human slop🥀

[grave wagon]

NOOO FUWAWA

[vagrant kernel]

Ragebaiting more like telling the truth

I've literally never lied in nn

[atomic crescent]

only spitting fire and rapping bars

[modest salmon]

you guys trying to ragebait nn?

[grave wagon]

Real I have literally never lied in my life

[lone orbit]

That is a good lie

[modest vortex]

i like neuro more than other vtubers cuz she's not a real person

[supple meadow]

What else would they be doing

[vagrant kernel]

Give me one lie i told in nn

[grave wagon]

And erm I say that NN are dumb stinky poo poo heads that watches a chatgpt streamer

[modest salmon]

You guys gotta up your game. Let me show ya hows it done.

[cold matrix]

i hate vtubers

[vagrant kernel]

Yea just like ur friends

[lone orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/vsauce-michael-or-is-it-gif-19808095

[cold matrix]

imagine being so ugly you have to hide behind a virtual avatar

[atomic crescent]

We are outider normies who came from reddit and twitter to banish this AI slop

[modest salmon]

How many of you didnt get the emote?

[atomic crescent]

[vagrant kernel]

Damn ur mom should work on that

[modest vortex]

i don't even have ai friends

[grave wagon]

I literally hate neuro so much I have both of those emotes

[acoustic coral]

i saw that and there really cute
but i m also confused i always thought u get them if u were in the stream while the record gets broken
but do u only get it if u helped with the subtrain?

[vagrant kernel]

Yea cus all ur friends imaginary

[modest vortex]

sorry forgot about Tony

[grave wagon]

Oooohhhh

[lone orbit]

#neurotic-neurons message

[grave wagon]

Tell em john

[rose temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838175096999903242/1363689904357249176/burn-coal.gif

[modest vortex]

I have no imagination

[cold matrix]

no wonder your name is coal, your yo mama jokes are just as unrefined

[hot spire]

The answer is yes

[modest salmon]

You only get them if you helped, I'm like, 80% sure.

[grave wagon]

Vergil why would you do that to the truest person in NN

[vagrant kernel]

Damn bro can't even find a single lie

[acoustic coral]

ooh that would make sense cause otherwise i should have atleast 2

[cold matrix]

fuel

[atomic crescent]

At least i have a life unlike you watching ai slop

[hot spire]

[modest vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1061113840852533339/1456314196655472843/SPOILER_NeuroCuteJogInHerRoom.gif

[rose temple]

Because i want it

[hot spire]

Tupid january

Where is my vedal hype train emote

[modest vortex]

i'm also listening to it

[supple meadow]

!bwaa

[ionic holly]

[grave wagon]

/uj how long do you think we can keep spewing ragebait until rule 7 is broken

[austere plinth]

Twitch really gave us 2 emotes

[modern wraith]

[lone orbit]

I c

[modest vortex]

facinating

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1461468437753626811.webp?size=48&animated=true

[vague raft]

shouldicelebrate

[atomic crescent]

Move: [Ragebait] was super ineffective!

[rancid cypress]

They did it today?

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1461471209588920350.webp?size=48&animated=true

[vagrant kernel]

Oh sorry sir may i need to speak formal sir oh apologies oh my oh unrefined oh

|| SIX SEVEENNNNNN ||

[modest vortex]

I'm dead serious

[modest salmon]

You know what my favorite moment of the vrchat with neuro was?

[lone orbit]

Todayy

[woven oriole]

I feel like cake has been hibernating all this time

[atomic crescent]

thats why ragebait was ineffective

[lone orbit]

this wayy

[hot spire]

[modest vortex]

all of it, I hope

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1461482264578756629/attachment.gif

[modest salmon]

I really liked when Camilla said "You're so loving" and neuro said "I learned it from you."

that was very cute

[lone orbit]

Aaaaaaaaaa

[atomic crescent]

i mean theres a reason coal is burned and turned into ash
ur a classic example

[lone orbit]

Damn itt

[fallen stump]

you cannot fool me

[remote topaz]

so if u dont like neuro or evil then what are ur thoughts on vedal?

[modest vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1348694718057287702/Neurohandheart02.gif

[atomic crescent]

nice try

[rose temple]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-slap-nikke-meme-gif-14576689295330248960

[vagrant kernel]

And I'M STILL STANDING

[woven oriole]

I can't find that one coal gif

[atomic crescent]

glorious masculine king

[near widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1461483117150863410/TwinsJAM-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[modest salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1461524475249037332/TwinsJAM-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[modest vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1461483117150863410/TwinsJAM-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[hexed quest]

so we need a vedal emote next right?

[grave wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[atomic crescent]

world's coal reserves a dwindinling, mining u next

[woven oriole]

Top 3 Streamers, Rock Climbers, Fathers and Fashionistas of all time

[modest salmon]

he'd be so mad lol

[atomic crescent]

Yep.

[modest vortex]

next subathon we'll get a vedal one

[void fractal]

e

[modest salmon]

I can't wait for him to be so salty over that lol

[hexed quest]

january 2027, vedal and a 2nd evil emote

[lone orbit]

https://youtu.be/5Ls1soHM6Fo?si=ZCZv7CtyfNSDSPdD

[hexed quest]

🙏

[atomic crescent]

guys league is better than osu osu sucks aha

[royal raft]

Wasn’t square, am poor

[woven oriole]

At this point we can probably take the entirety of twitch if we make the right moves

[hot spire]

We should have gotten a Camila one she did more for the hypetrain than vedal did

[royal raft]

No emote for me

[modest salmon]

Grow stronger for next year soldier.

[vague raft]

-# What's the image

[vagrant kernel]

Isn't that true, at least with league people can be social unlike osu

[autumn timber]

Chat

[vagrant kernel]

[long lagoon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DefISHb1DCk

[fallen stump]

gn neurons

[tulip jay]

hi chat I saw a YouTube post about the two hype train emotes

[royal raft]

Yes Sir/Mam general

[tulip jay]

[modest vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1461483117150863410/TwinsJAM-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[unreal hedge]

cry about it

[uneven nest]

bwa

[tulip jay]

these two are infinitely better than ShouldiCelebrate

[grave wagon]

[tulip jay]

thank you twitch

[modest salmon]

they really are but shouldicelebrate is iconic

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1461468632235118593.webp?size=48&animated=true

[tulip jay]

wait are these two synced as well

[supple meadow]

!bwaa

[ionic holly]

[near widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1461483117150863410/TwinsJAM-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[hot spire]

Maple you changed

[vale pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1461468632235118593.webp?size=48&animated=true

[grave wagon]

Idk the background is really tacky and shouldicelebrate is really iconic and grew on me

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 7 cookies! | I've received 273325 cookies total!

[lone orbit]

WAIT are you telling me that evil singed a red vox song??

[modest vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-ai-vtuber-3d-smile-gif-15215700446144366197

[modern wraith]

One day, there will be nothing but Neuro emotes here. They will stop being Hype Train emotes and will become Hype Neuro emotes

[vagrant kernel]

singed

[modest salmon]

I like the music twitch had for the announcement of the hype train being broken.

[rose temple]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-zenless-zone-zero-hoyoverse-nuh-uh-zzz-gif-13074252805747367964

[iron tundra]

[unreal hedge]

would be worse if i stayed the same

[modest vortex]

[supple meadow]

Rat

[tulip jay]

may I have a link to that announcement

[hot spire]

the old you was better

[knotty storm]

the vedal camila hopecore videos are actually healing

crying laughing rn

[vagrant kernel]

Maple is an open veedlet now

[modern wraith]

New goal

[cedar orchid]

Maple syrup becomes more yummy😋

[modest salmon]

well this was the first part:

https://x.com/Twitch/status/2011930297198166030

Twitch (@Twitch)

ok deal

X · Jan 15, 2026, 10:35 PM

[royal raft]

Was that what Neuro said when we hit the record?

[hot spire]

the old maple at least ragebaited his veedlet stuff now its boring

[royal raft]

NeuroJam

[modest salmon]

And this was the second:

https://x.com/Twitch/status/2011930604250476614

Twitch (@Twitch)

All aboard! Again! 🚂💨
@vedal987's community didn’t just break the Hype Train record, they smashed it TWICE by hitting levels 123 and then 126.

Two record breaking runs = two new global emotes on the way. You earned them. 🫡✨

Who wants to challenge the champ? 👀

X · Jan 15, 2026, 10:36 PM

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1461468437753626811.webp?size=48&animated=true

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1461471209588920350.webp?size=48&animated=true

[modest vortex]

you guys think vedal & Evil will beat hollow Knight?

[modest salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1461524475249037332/TwinsJAM-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[austere plinth]

Triple global emote spam will go hard

[vagrant kernel]

He never ragebaited tho vedal is simply peak like that

[wraith herald]

2027 :D

[modest salmon]

Yes, he's actually pretty good at the fighting. Well, average enough at least.

[hot spire]

i need to burn some coal

[keen cairn]

first bad end maybe

[charred prism]

@hot spire go to sleep unc

[hot spire]

no thanks lilbro

[charred prism]

[keen cairn]

i was using the hypetrain emotes in warframe chat i was the only one im so special

[wary sleet]

the B2 is now playing videos on the restream

[modest salmon]

Actually, i should do a thing

[kind pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/my-back-spiderman-spider-man-tobey-maguire-bully-maguire-im-back-meme-gif-24569145

[atomic crescent]

B2 swarm coping better than us

[quartz prairie]

My nüro plushie will arrive after the new customs changes, so I'll basically have to buy one for the state too.

[split marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1264292838804422716/Nwerosu.gif

[wary sleet]

(now looping CFRB now)

[vagrant kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1451194393817256067/neuroSUPREMACYgif.gif

[vague raft]

imagine being a b2 swarm and twitch swarm at the same time

[naive bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/jam-ghazzy-ghazzy's-jam-gif-15859170509808565679

[modest vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1456664526685605908/SoraEvilSupreme.gif

[charred prism]

@hot spire @surreal needle @proud cliff

[vagrant kernel]

Yt swarm>

[naive bronze]

im having jam for breakfast damn

[grave wagon]

Terminal ragebaiter recovers from illness, medical miracle

[charred prism]

Fuck you i clicked

[modest salmon]

Alright, i turned the video into something copy and pastable.

[wary sleet]

I ended up being more of a B2 swarm than twitch swarm somehow

[chrome solstice]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hear-miyabi-im-all-ears-cute-4eCW5emOv74uxgWU6h

[modest vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1458616486913376276/i-love-money.gif

[vagrant kernel]

Lmao who the hell likes evil

[modest vortex]

everyone does

duh

[woven oriole]

Like Father Like Daughter

[vagrant kernel]

No one does

[hot spire]

[vagrant kernel]

They do it for the bit

[naive bronze]

evil is the best when getting booli

[modest vortex]

idk who No one is, but that bro is ded

[atomic crescent]

Who the hell likes neuro, vedal is clearly the better female streamer

[wary sleet]

(had 2 hours of streams watched during December, it was low)

[vagrant kernel]

Can't argue with that

[split marlin]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-nqvG9bMAErPUT.gif

[cedar orchid]

Bro revealed himself as imposter of Evilist swarm

[grave wagon]

Terminal ragebaiter contracts ragebatitis for the second time, medical industry in shambles

[knotty storm]

LOL

[wary sleet]

colourful array

[modest vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1458622863992160387/evilNeuroUi.gif

[atomic crescent]

like NN's mental state?

[vagrant kernel]

Search how many times i said i hate evil

[terse gulch]

epic

[terse gulch]

couldnt pp farm, so had to lash out on evil

[cedar orchid]

Tsundere