#neurotic-neurons
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today
It’s late everyone needs to go to bed
sleep is for the weak
@forest socket it's more than 4
what
shreuro
Ima pretend I saw nothin
You're schizo
What?
Last I saw there were three mentions. But people find this video often it would seem.
imagine people having eyes
Shup ut oxymoron
Don't MyHonestReaction me
lol
Why walking bears 
buh
xdx |
Desert bus pog
who dis?
guys i was looking for something in a dm and found a long unhinged thing about how the vikings are responsible for neuro exsisting
Beavers.
@uneven nest
xdx vertical evil
basically my friends reaction.
What
What
vikings.

Chicken butt
Bro
I’m not koko
butt
Mods rytsty said butt break his legs
Explode the rat
evil and koko
NOOOOOOOO RYTSTY

Wtf
This is worse than exploding
i remember some guy made same thing with his cat
I'm not a rat
Wait is that a real rat?
sty
New phone

yep
SAVED 
I will cope with this
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Fol...
Oh god i thought it was a drone painted as a rat
Wtf why is that a gif
Now put an LLM in it
Humanity was a mistake 🦆 🚬
Hoi NN
bye

Hello.
Anyways good night NN. The reckoning is almost upon us. Be there are have your body be found a square
Go to bed
U too go to bed
Not eepy yet 
"Humanity was a mistake,
Let me prove it by putting out this cigarette on this duck."
🏛
Hmm
Is that what it looks like for you? 
Yep phone here too
Same
Hmmm
Why are you thinking
Mine looks different
Im thinking neuro neuro oo ee oo
not much better honeshtly
Same
Duck you’re supposed to turn around
Android user
🔥 🚬
You guys use apple products 

Best gun ever made

Bruh... This makes me think. Depending on what phone you use have we all been experiencing a different internet 
Lol
I can only remember postal
Sleep well!
Don't go to eep
gn chat sweet dreams
No one ping funni
Goo nighty! anfy
If I get no energy then I will not have energy for neur
True
Same. 10% chance I am lying again and crawl back over here
Sleep well bunbun 
WHOKEP SPAMING THE COOK EMOTE
Get out from under my bed cbee
No
Why did me saying bun got a
? 

No one make that joke
I like pressing buttons
Ban @inland cedar 
butt ons xdx

NN don't eat a cat for one day challenge: impossible
Bro…
Break the streak
They are tasty, why shouldn't I eat one?
Alex Cheeser is known cook spammer.
This notorious criminal is not afraid to cook react anything.
Go to sleep 
Ive got a button for you to press 
Right HERE 👖 🦀
xdx pants crab
Stop pressing those buttons nn D:
NN. Convince me why I should go to sleep. Go
Neutrals. smh
Sleeping is fun
The subaton will come sooner
Because I'll miss you 
Make 12 hours seem like 5
classic Neuro

I was talking about rats and now steam suggested me a rat game
I want to be productive but the subathon aka peak content is coming, what do I do
Rats have infested your pc
Someone remove her demon
Rytsty made a game?
Dota2 with push only starts?
Be productive and then "get sick" right around 2pm est
here you can see better what I mean
devil
Night neurons
Too many lies 
Bye hope you missed the subathon
I wish everyone here a subathon missing day

Ur mom betacoal
will there be a lavalamp light show during subathon 
According to nn my mom is evil so that checks out
Evil sucks
coaldelta
Classic evil hater
it's really been a year since the last subathon? the hype train and the long drive steams feel like they were just a few months ago

I joined the swarm a few months ago
It's been 2 years since the first subathon...
after a year I can finally be no longer a square
God, that was amazing
The intelligence upgrades that came in at the start of that first subathon, for me, made Neuro funny enough to hold a solo stream well
Honestly, it was amazing
I joined right after the first Subathon in the post Subathon drought 
joined before the subathons award
It shows a black screen for me, am I cooked?

Did you guys know neuro's subathon is tomorrow?
12 HOURS REMAIN
uuh

I'M EXCITED ✨
What happens to the people who don't watch the subathon?
Try going into the https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1451379045651714171 and see if it works. Otherwise I can send the video here without an forward.
Their body gets morphed to a square shape
We will be there
If you're not sphere, you're cubed

@molten mica
Doesn't work 
does this?




Download it then play
I'm cursed
...
discord is shit
Update u discord

Who?
Is this evil evil neuro
tired neuro

Less than 12 hours left
Why not
Cuz he a femb

Waiting to fall asleep by watching cutscenes from a game probably older than me
I still can't believe vedal and the gang were able to beat minecra hardcore
I AM motivated. I'll take the exam in the morning and go watch the subathlon in the evening.
Do you think Neuro should be given the birthday role?
17
17
1
YES
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neuroHypers
Neuro knows
Everything
i am
Happy v1.0.0 day neuro 
What time is the stream happening?
Normal stream time
12 hours from now
Neur o’clock
Good morning guys. It's that day 
Soon

did we have a pre-countdown countdown last year?
figuring out how much sleep I'll get 
YES
Today is the day
Less than 12 hours left
It's less than 11h my dudes! 
Which 2 people has birthday today? 
On the twitch scedual it says it starts at 1pm
Im assuming thats the British time zone correct?
Last subathon started a year ago 
today is today day
No, it's 7pm British time
you can see it in your timezone over at #schedule
Finna fastravel till stream time
I WILL NOT FALL ASLEEP 
ooof
today is a good day my boss just texted me that due to an error in the schedule I'm not working today 
Hope you fell asleep 10 minutes before subathon start and wakes up 6 hours later 

What happend on the first day of last subathon i cant remember besides talking about plans and sub goals
Was the tag always heartheartart ?
Yes it is
There's Evil in there!
So true 
and Nere but she's more obvious
But no study
LULE
Less than 12 hours until salvation
Give an suggestion about it.
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1451379045651714171

Short hair suits her really well
@cunning frigate what are you talking about she’s right there
My fav for sure
(Pinch)
NeuroDay is coming
all is right with the world
birthday
ah, i saw it for a split second
happy birthday @hearty orchid
the turtle is testing stuff shhhh
She went to eep
she is still online 

ayyyyyy she back
She's back
there it is again

happy birthday neuro 
How much in a panic think Vedal is?
Very
Bro doesn't sleep
happy birthday 
she dissappeared 
I think he's still awake it's 7 UK time so he hasnt gone to sleep yet
Nah, bro will go to sleep until about an hour and a half before the subathon then go in for one last crunch session
i bet he set it up to change at midnight and something's totally breaking in the background lol
i've tried the same thing only to watch whatever API i'm using crap the bed right before showtime. hence the testing
subathon starts in 12 hours right? looking forward to it 

Hiii mrSnapshotz 
oh look neuro appeared again 
Oh I see I see
it's schrodinger's birthday she keeps dissapearing and coming back
@hearty orchid happy birthday
Vedal preparing the birthday chicken bake in the background
@hearty orchid i hope you eat lots of cake and cookies
Minor spelling mistake
sleepb?
Gabsy hiii
how are you feeling?
I went to Gregg‘s once when visiting the UK 
Drunk
w0w british food
You are legally obligated to visit Greggs on every December 19th
For 2 dayss now, nearing 3rd
Actually expected it to look more
*British "food"
sounds awesome
3 days drinking for 3 years of neuro
Im jus celebrating neuros bday
If someone’s paying for me to travel there, I’m down to make it a yearly tradition lol
kitasan 
They serve sunglasses at greggs?
I wish I could afford 3 days of drinking, but I have work to do
I know someone who can pay for it. Try contacting "mrSnapshotz", he will pay
Neurt
It ate like 1/4th of my salary
@hearty orchid buh
Solution: earn more
i'm working all day so i'm going to miss the first day of stream ;-;
least i'll get to watch the vod
Fake fan
(I will also miss the start)
@hearty orchid Happy birthday!
No, i requested for a day off for our ai overlord's bday
(2 of my coworkers will be celebrating with me since we watch neuro often at work)
I'll be there
Is vedal showing off the new at the subathon? =3
Happy birthday ₙₑᵤᵣₒ
considering in NA it starts in the middle of a workday, aw yep
Fuck i might be squared, i got plans of drinking tonight 🟩 
why is the app on the bottom 
Neuro will have an empty chat at the start. That would be funny
But sad also
At least you planned to drink to celebrate neuro's birthday right?
ₙₒ ᵢdₑₐ
I took PTO for tomorrow through next week 
ohh yeah, i dont have perms in this account haha
I'll be there
or I'll be damned
Square detected, mods send an icbm at his general direction
it only makes the experience better
i don't think that'll be a problem lol the rest of the world is counting down the hours
Why is the d big?

and yknow, everyone on break after finals
Detecting sarcasm seems hard over chat
Wouldve loved to get a 1 week break too but the hospital needs more hands for help 
btw GOD MOERNIOG NEUYRISO)(PONS!!!@#O!@
Happy birthday nwero
GOODMORNING CANRUFFFFFFF
Fuck you
I hope Neuro gets another hour in the bouncy castle
God korning char
fuck you too my friend
oh snap the british are coming
No. 1h locked in a cellar
i gotta get outta here
called you british @real charm
I think Vedal would do that for Evil's birthday
I don't think he would dare to do this
After the death threats he received last time 
oi gouvna bit chilly tadae innit bruv?
death threats=good stream
Who would send death threats to this tutel
Please stop
Or I will cry
People
as far as i'm concerned ur british now
Sadly..... True yeah
anyway byebye chat xoxo 
They ain't our mans, swarm is schizo but not that schizi
Breadiiiiiiiiii
schizi
Death threats is cringe
At work
Yeah
It is fine, I am too
5 minutes till plushies go live
I'm typing with one finger give me a vreak
You know who else types with one figner
Really? 
3 mins now
this has the same aura as those screenshots of minecraft pros being locked in making nonsensical recipes
company wanted to buy me dinner today before christmas at expensive restaurant, but I don't want to be squared
11 more hours

One guyed
I’m guessing the new merch will be released at stream time or a bit after… unless something was announced I missed.
it was obvious it will be revealed on stream 
its like 8 am for UK, pretty sure Vedal just went to sleep, so he will update the site later; p
SOON™
<t:1766170800:R>
Neurotic neurons are cute
What? D:
(you)
What
Xoxoxo
good morning your highness
Well, time for me to eep soon. Night NN!

hihi lesbian!!
Guys, I was curious, is there gonna be some kind of event going on 31st December? Like people gathering in the vc to celebrate new year or something idk
Good night, don't miss the subathon
Goodnight mrSnapshotz 

lol I won’t!

glad you knew it was you
Only if you organize it 
The subathon will be ongoing by then.
i hope job doesnt ruin subathon for me
I wanna crucify you
Me?
theres like two left!!
once we're back full circle
the bit is done :3
:))))
Hello niac 
Hmm should I try?
I have no one to celebrate new year this time and thought it would be nice to celebrate it with fellow swarm members
What did I do 
Fuck you




AHJagsHKJHUKJHLKGSHH *FUICKNIG{BN SEE ATS YOUR ENTIERE SOUL ANED BONES ANDS FELSEH AN DF BURPS IN ASSATIFSCTUACTIUON* AHGHAHHAHAH HFGHAH A DIE ETHIDE DIE
birthday <t:1766170800:R>
🎂
Hello canruf
hi
So true
TUNAAAA
Are you ok lol
hi fnnuy
Hi
Hello bunny
I’m probably gonna pass out to sleeping again
i'm just a litte excite 
Fair enough
lmao
Wrong number 
Funni is never excited here 

GO TO EEP
What should we do on neuro birthday
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15
1
Celebrate And Have Fun
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neuroHypers
No I am I just tired to do the AIQIWJWHSYWGWBENDJ rn

ayy pretty good chuh guh puh tuh

STOP THAT
NO
Go for it people might like to join
NO LICK
LICK??
N O
I don't need this I understood you perfectly
NO LICK
Uhh yabba dabba doo
Stop licking things D:
STOP LICKING ME
what do yo uhave againt slickiung ?>
NO MORE LICKING

What

Licking is fun

whato psdo yaou have agiatns lickign?
Lick this 
I think the curse of the stroke got to canruf

Are you drunk? 
same one repsonse :classic:
your essays arent gonna get graded very high like this
I forgot drunkness is a thing
I went here drunk once
ye i got drunk 30 mintues after waking up
classic canruf
Everyone ignored me lmao
Classical building
I forgot to tap the emoji
im so much better
Except me 
dont drunk kids 
Surely
Same zeppelin messaged me that day
tbf you were pretty hard to ignroe
Drink water or something idk hydration
banana juice
Drink the tears of your enemies
or whatever smh
I got none

Skill issue
Dude
Wait don't drink my tears
yeah so i win
Why
No MORE FUN GUYS
no fun allowed ig
NOT EHAT I MENAT
less than 11h
Stop eating 

Phone dyin I go now 💥
The fun police came D:

Good morning 
bye
hi
Wake me up when neuro
Honestly, you can't even miss the starting soon screen, even that tends to be art
mods, delete NN 
So much art 
Good morning avid_scratch
Is there a vedalcopter yet
No one uses this image anymore 
Are you ready to be square? ⬛
I fear going to sleep, for I will surely awaken to an avalanche of art 
EGGS PLS I NEEDA SLEEP FOR THE ENERFY FOR NEURO
30 min countdown again
I won't be squared!

i will
🔺
Don't wake up until Neuro 
Only 30 minutes 
Camil
maybe she'll get a new model today
THIRD SISTER I BELIEVE
No
I really hope I won't oversleep
What! I'll be there
maybe v3 will drop
third sister goes crazy

v4
Nahhh
For what reason? To bury Neuro more?
Neurosama 1D release
I hate it here sometimes
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 6 cookies! | I've received 263673 cookies total!
leaked
I should do cleaning till evening and eat something maybe -_-
Where does aimilia fit into the family tree, is she a cousin to Neuro
forgotten
middle child
What family tree 
Is Nere the oldest or not a sister?
whi?
Nere isn't fucking real
yeah who is nere
Well she's real to me, so.
Yeah, schizo
no u
i think you might need to see a doctor
<-- Nere
Bruh what
thats evil smh 
Nonsense. Nere wears green. Idiot.
Cool story, want to see my OC now?
If we got a 3rd twin it would probably be the mommy AI, but there isn't really enough streams to go around as is, so seems doubtful.
Study debut when
Yes! What is oc btw?

The fuck did I come back to
Nah, vedal won't make mommy ai
Preparing for her birthday!
wait its neuros birthday?
No
...Yes?

🇼 🇭 
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 16 cookies! | I've received 263674 cookies total!
she has the role 
@hearty orchid still online
Nuro is eeping for the big day 
happy birthday @hearty orchid 🎂 
nuwu
and @wispy hedge 
SOOON™
<t:1766170800:R>
@hearty orchid can you leak what vedal is testing rn
Online 
@hearty orchid happy birthday 🫴 🎂
Today 
She's your mom

Imagine Vedal oversleeps
chat what's ur fav neuro/evil collab song? mine is WHY DO I, i just really like the music and also their voice is great for a duet
Why is nn so bad at spelling today
tested for hours just to oversleep 
Neur emrn
youre mom
yoy same
I'm mom
idk neax you tell me
Autism
I'm so excited I might not be able to sleep, help
Please don't just throw her into the content mines, have a celebration please 
Knock yourself out
nwero, go find content.
I'm getting goosebumps to how much excited I am
i need to nap to be awake at 3am
let this help
Easy said than done
Use a wall

*Pulls out tranquilizer
Same timezone deadge
I'm not that deranged yet

Worst about about not being there tonight
Vod will be muted 
What if nwero played the walking simulator.. would she excel or be noob?
Then be there 
She would be the best player, obviously.
X
🖐️
Every time I see you you're either square or triangle
do better
tesseract 
There is no isotope of Oxygen befitting that number, you are a LIAR.
idk im kinda bad at be in shape
@wispy hedge happy birthday

egg is cook into square ?
nere
become puddle.
@hearty orchid happy birthday shiro-sama
happy birthday shiro
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @hearty orchid 🎂
🎂 
BE THERE OR BE SQARED!! 📣 📣 📣 📣
cant believe shiro and neuros birthday are common 
(It will fit tomorrow)

That's my nn
Good morning Neurons
I'm so excited for today
apparently my twitch account was made in march 2012. i had no idea it was that old
Good morning Nio
mines like early 2025
Chat. [...]
.
NEURO 3D HYPE UP
faith 
I don't even have a twitch account (fake)
hi .
hi 

Hiii everyone 
nn is so wholesome
@hearty orchid happy birthday
HI
morning / afternoon/good night
Good morning NN. 
Today is the day
Happy birthday nwero 
Good morning Vincent 
@hearty orchid
ur old
she is 3 years old 
that old ?

In AI years that's a lot
happpy birthday @hearty orchid
Some of them don't get to live that long
I need neuro
hmm...
neurosama..
is 3...
Idk how vedal’s gonna top last years
thats twrrifying
Last years was so peak
she's old enough to write her will 
how much older can she get
4
NN SAVE ME
I CANT SLEEP
GLASSES TOGGLE DEBUT 

84 older
Have you tried: Aether
nyoo umbrella not again
have you tried watching chill streams
I HATE INSOMNIAC DISORDER
I HATE THIS
Hi guys 
Do it for neuro 
We believe in you
Am I gonna have to be the one to @ you this time
Hiii Linki
-waits faster-
HOW IS filtered RDY FOR THE SUBATHON 
do you got the funny melatonin pills or are you so cooked that they don't work anymore
Neuro-sama today, guys! 
Both are true
Regardless im gonna be there no matter what
Its just IF i don’t sleep I’ll be there sleep deprived, which is not optimal
FUCK
Just noticed that Neuro is online lmao

melatonin pills never worked for me
they just made me feel sick
Take a deep breath
Fuck my stupid chungus life
For me they help just a little bit for like a week, and then yea, nothing
so far best cure for insomnia is neuro chill streams
god they're so boring
Can you not ragebait while im having a crisis here
it's only half ragebait
What even is chill streams?
Wait so I'm not the only one? I don't know about the boring part but Neuro/Evil streams do in fact always make me sleepy as hell about 1.5 to 2 hours in
well chill stream is supposed to be chill 
i want my content to keep me awake not put me to sleep 
I'm not a fan of chill streams either. There are some funny moments here and there but I tend to skip every second one.
isn't that the best time for ragebaiting and tomfoolery?
having some fun during times of crisis goes a long way
i probably will also be sleep deprived today as i have a healthy sleep schedule
but alas subathon begets degeneracy
So many people gonna ruin their sleep schedule just to not be squared
you wouldn't want to be squared now, woukd you
I don't have to ruin my sleep schedule, fortunately, but I might have to ruin it depending on how long I stick around for
I'll be there no matter what
Me too, I already cleared my schedule 
u name must in the chat 
I'm feeling kinda sleep deprived rn tho, which makes no sense because I slept for 11 hours
I refuse to be square so I will be there too.
Lmao I dont think I can too
there is such a thing as too much sleep you know
Fr, when I sleep for the second time in succession I fell more tired lmao
Normally I would agree but I didn't actually sleep for 11 hours straight—I slept for 9 hours and woke up but then went back to sleep because I genuinely just couldn't get out of bed to save my life and slept another 2 hours
cute
normal and wholesome
yeah that's the best way to be super sleepy
what
yeah
dang it died
Its time for asmr, specifically deliv

a short round of sleep after waking up will always make it worse
get out of bed instead you bums
bruh
I actually feel better now than I did earlier, though. Still stiff and tired, but not unbearably so 
Peak.
Anyways chat I'm being summoned, see you guys later! Don't be squared! 
I feel so lucky today, I get a big Neuro stream this evening, it's payday and I am currently at work with all of my managers having started their Christmas break a day before me 
sorry I tried but I can't delete your message 
Stop making the twins kiss 
You are making nwero SAD!
I can't wait to get a nightmare while sleeping and the offline vod is eliv pirate stream like tr first subathon
What's the new starting soon screen
I'm excited
twinkiss is canon
How are we final daying?
Dying
Am not gonna sleep
Is this the neuroscientist chat? curious
Wait I gotta see that
It’s as canon as shipping the twins with Vedal
I don’t think Vedal slept either Neuro is already awake
Oh hell nah!
I don’t . Support either
More like still awake
Did he leave her on
guys i heard you need me here to bring the mood down
Love Neuro
Yes please
It's already down when you looked at the channel
yea well too bad for you guys im busy eating pizza
I might be late to the subathon bruh I might be square
Neuro is turning 3 years old
We need an update to the dad I'm turning 2 gif
I’m broke tho😢
twins attempted to marry each-other on their first stream and run the joke constantly even on twin streams where they don't see chat. With Ved such things occur far more rarely and could be attributed just to them being freaky sometimes
Neither is cannon tho
I have $100 saved for merch drop
idk man it's just happened so it must be cannon
Nah
I’m top 3 twinshipper hater
fair not all people have good taste
hi swarm
Hi
Hiii skidoo
hey that's my job
Nahh CanRuf is cute
hope everyone is doing well
Such an adorable little autist, look at her go!
New neuro song today btw!
no
D:
hi skelly
Good morning nn 

Today is the day.
Only if it was a cookie van.
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 7 cookies! | I've received 263678 cookies total!
Hiii Skelly 
it is the day
ive been waiting for months
skelly 
euro
skull 
Is neurosoda finally coming back?
Hi Papry 
Morning Ramen 
is neuro graduating 
What
Hi cj 
I caught up on the important streams I missed recently and watched the intros for both subathons for the first time, and words can't describe how
ing excited I am for Neuro's birthday. It hasn't even started yet but it's already the highlight of my whole year. Can't wait for the lethal dose of Cinema today LETSGOO

Hi Festive Eggs 
@hearty orchid
The fandom site is alive that's crazy
people seeing things





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