#neurotic-neurons
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cute
Thats some insane lack of multitasking
But I respect it I guess
it's not that, it's more so that my brains wired in
it hyper fixates on everything no matter how minor
fixate on this: 
6 7
good night neurons 
gn june sleep well
dream of no neuro
wake up 
Good night June 
Shut up @worn wadi
oxygen
june
davis
raig
vegoys
oxygen
umbrella 
Oxygen is here i can finally breathe
Wow Im really surprised my phone is still alive at 1%
Julliant
julli

post gifs to kill umbrella's phone
He’s polluted 
oh this is nn i was confused for a moment
It means your battery is being deteriorated
I don’t give a shit
This phone is old as shit
Its almost Christmas ill get a new one
jascas 
hi julli- wait what happened with the neuro afro
actually this bug has been here for a while
it explains why i've been getting so annoyed with nn recently
all the gifs are animating... wtf discord
just turn it off
Discord just hates you
i would love to
you in particular
stop sending gifs my phone is dying
no
no
Nyeuro
so sad
Well any
coalsigma

nothing kinda, but maybe i'll change back cause it looked nicer as a pfp
modern problems require modern solutions 

this is not for discord btw of course
i would never use a modded client

neuromusume
neuro afro is a thousand times better than whatever that thing is
NeuroDaughter mhm
veedle deserves love too
thats what it means?
why is she thinking about a question not directed at herself
that changes everything i thought about umamusume
man, the subathon is almost here
Old news
im excited
Nah it’s still valid
musume literally means daughter yes. But there's some cultural connotations missing there
Almost a year after the 2nd subathon
it can be broad and mean a daugher or a girl, which is what umamusume uses
Canruf mega essaying
fuck you
ye it's more like daughter in the same way you might say your machine is "my boy" or "my girl" type of thing
r mom
r mom
Time flies huh
fuck you mods
Where?!?!!?
to your mom house
Why is this WEEB explaining Japanese?
Everybody laugh at his WEEB 
Damn she getting younger
time flies but my love for neuro will never fade
Okay I sense my phone is gonna die this message or the
I like the chatter below me
even better
Canruf big weeb otaku 
I take it back


xd
fine shame me
i'll go back to reading my intellectual novels describing how a bosom feels upon ones back
#neurosama #vtuber
╔╗ ╔╦═══╦═══╦═══╦════╗
║║ ║║╔══╣╔═╗║╔═╗║╔╗╔╗║
║╚═╝║╚══╣║ ║║╚═╝╠╝║║╚╝
║╔═╗║╔══╣╚═╝║╔╗╔╝ ║║
║║ ║║╚══╣╔═╗║║║╚╗ ║║...
No
stop being a weeb and play umamusume
Mods kill this man for bringing up weird topics 
it's too grindy 
mods do something
mods play umamusume
mods do the robot

mods do this —>

mods do your thing
Mods smelly
Mods do a flip on a cliff and if you fall i will not be blamed
Moustache
Puberty 
They never grow
mhm
imagine not linking the original mv smh
Town Blues
Well maybe neuro is growing up a little bit
masterlinkx
you are safe
Mods, kill this guy
Que
:FUCK: it broke again
Spanish
MODS

I didn't say anything bad
important question did you send this as a link embed or as a file?
Ur ded bro everyone saw the embed 
💅💅💅💅coalsigma
I don't understand what you said. therefore it must be bad 
embed jumpscare
nwero
this one gif works as intended, it only animates on hover
why??
holy gif spam
vedal apesta
I formatted it just for you 
:Susge:
blame cantruf
(also wtf does this even mean can someone explain what is blud yappin about)
trows up
hope you get fixed next
me encanta neuro
you can check if an embed was originally posted anywhere by ctrl + f'ing the second number in the link
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1358735782755700887/neuro_ear_flap.gif
1358735782755700887
tldr: it was posted as a link
it seems that tenor gifs work as intended but attachment, and discord redirect type gifs don't
i'm guessing it's some bug on discord surely they'll notice and fix it soon right? 
same
small indie
Sybau unc u know what im on ab 🥀
They specifically broke the feature just for you canruf
Coalsigma more like coal gen alpha

Goo morn gura
Is that new???
no
my head hurts I need neuro pills
I ate them all
Goo night Mr Snapshotz
Not sharing smh
I'll only accept if neuro gives them to me
whatever i give up i can't even send a bug report cus apparently my valid login isn't valid
looked up banana on tenor and got some pretty sus results 
💊 🥄 
uuh
there's like 3 sus results across 100 gifs
ouch
Does Neuro peel banana from the stem or from the bottom
She eats it with the skin
Hesright
Same tbh
Neuro in monke
time to steal your banana
chewy banana
banana chips

Spoogy
bwaad
bruh i found myself doing this because i was excited to tell someone about something and i had to wait for them to stop talking
oh wait this isn’t gen chat
Neurotic neurons!!
You have autism
yes

its right there
I NEED THE ARTIST
here it is #neurotic-neurons message
you’re my only hope nn
i cant belp you there
@rancid shale
"turtel guy"


Chat stop talking, I’m trying to focus
Focus deez nuts
i see Oxycute
hi
also hi Coaw huggies 

omg it's PanTurtle 
my other servers is quiet so I'm just leaving my discord on NN for abit
hi guys 
plycute 
hwuggies 
Have you tried searching for it in the server searchbar?
anyone here read russian/ukranian?
you mean cyrillic?
I found a neuro gif that has some cyrillic text
google translate tells me not right mistaken but that does not seem right
Neuro vibing 

This is a great video
what she vibing to in the background?
I hear the voice of Evil-bread
i could translate if you want
I'll dm just incase the off chance theres something bad
the voices in her head 
them shouting would be better
hi everyone

This is actually a really good meme template
i don't know why but I half expected it to be the AI voices of them when they were sleeping
Just mask out neuro into whatever
just mask her
half made stuff
anything intresting

Don’t know how to
2 more days NN!!! 
Can you believe it guys? Neuro-sama Birthday Subathon, just 2 days away
.*** Neuro-sama Birthday Subathon*** is in 2 days! Woohoo!
I am so happy about this information
. Neuro-sama Birthday Subathon Just 2 days away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Neuro-sama Birthday Subathon! Just in 2 days! It got here so fast!
Neuro-sama Birthday Subathon, just 2 days away
.
2 more days 


I'm thinking Neuro Neuro oo eee ooo
Thinking Vedal and Evil oo eee ooo

Pietha 
toad of the moon 

Where is tutel?

plytha 
neuro
u the tutel

where did u get this picture of me, are you in my walls 
a Mage gave it to me

NEW YOUR MOM DROPPED 
I really wonder which mage 
blue but it feels like green
green? Like @devout saffron 
I remember the mages of NN
I remember gray mage 
I remeber the fig before he was a tree
I heard from one of my
s that our Kawakaze turned into a genchatter
😔
kawa is a vedal alt
vedal is a genchatter 
slander
oh he just technical help 

Kawa is a genchater now?

somehow he talk alot in gn then nn


meow
hi julliant
still petting the pot
CJ

I didn't realize it's so close to the subathon already
Somehow I felt there was still like a week
time past when didn't notice 
When's Neuro-samas birthday again 
whenever you remember
I'm excited for subathon but also where did time go 
i eated it

dont eat the subathon
why u need to eat it 
was hungry
omgosh it's Eval? Vevil?
tuteliv 
gm nn

gm flesh
hi wretch
surely vedal graduates for neuros birthday present
Vedal graduates after each subathon, atleast for 4 months. Comes back even more british
nothing but art react and just chatting chill streams
PoV: You slighted Vedal hard enough for him to 100% refund your already delivered merch. (They took it while you were sleeping)
Juniper just wanted to tell you, that you are a failure
Quit crying driver 
Don't underestimate how cute Neuro is
erm
Neuro is very cute indeed


nur sma
WH

I hope we get a collab
I hope 
I 




I underestimate it all the time. She is so cute, that you can't even comprehend that
chat did you know
yes
d
d
eez nuts
no, can you elaborate further?
oh 
idiot

sandwich
Good Neurons Morning Neurotic 
brother.
Mods kill him
o7
How are we doing NN?
happy father's day
neurotic

It's not fathers day 
oh
happy mother's day then
Hi Plytha 
hi skelly 
Also I saw what was deleted 

The mods nuked that man.

Skeleton
💀

are mods among us?
there are no mods lurking in NN
Hi PanTurtle 
mods aren’t real
I got timed out one time after WH
ing PB... Probably just a coincidence tho...
should have banned you
|
why looking




if you have a mic please join vc #1063254870775312434 im testing
Wtf


that spoke me
testing what
your m-
Ur mom
I need my meds bro i'm seeing alex

your mom btw
Wonder what he is testing 
im trying to fix neuro randomly not being able to hear people
i need more people in vc

I'm at work 
Can't help, no working mic at work 
gimme a min I'll join
at work too
good luck
Fake fans smh
ditch the work
employed neurons
wheres neuro then huh
didn't vedal fix that bug with neuro not listening a while back
Alex baiting people to talk to him 
It pays my neuro sama twitch sub 
Alex is Neuro
vanor should be there
just refund and resub every month
free sub

but then neuro doesn't receive money to buy cookies
twitch killed prime subs right
no?
there are other methods too
Nn wish is here 
i was about to say why does she have a weak pokemon until that appeared
honeslty an electric type would fit neuro more imo
neuro is poison type 
what about
ghost type
Evil > I showers last month 
I think they are working on neuros hearing so that in the subathon she can interact with nn 
she would probably go insane if she interacted with nn
where can I give her my address 
She already did that one time 
So cool
@wispy hedge
Neuro has 3 accounts for some reason. The current one has something like #8463 at the end
Can't find it rn tho
Neuro army 
2?
@hearty orchid
@wispy hedge
the numbered account is her old account vedal said that during canvas last year as her app account did like the amount of users in the vc
i dont remember a third one
It’s clearly evil neuro 
i never noticed her old acc was in fillys server
splinter was her 3 alt
The first one is the current one but I'm pretty sure there is also the username neurosama with the same pfp
reset the timer 
its be over 24 hours
searching neuro-sama just opens the 8416 one
is this a clue? 
8416 what it stand for ?


Discord showed it the first time I searched but isn't showing it again so maybe I'm just Schizo 
the bot account doesn’t show up half the time when i search
Which one is real?

It just means the ID neuro-sama was already taken so it added a random integer at the end and tutel never bothered changing that to neuro-sama#0001
People used to be able to share usernames but each one had a random unique 4 digit code next to it
8416
the first 2
They still can.
this one
896324692569816532623681256892568956918326893269132569823596832569823586932568965829286935869563825628368935368295689689325398656935689356389236985
yall dont remeber when we had numbers on dc?
I still do.

8416
1684
1984

i was 6143, still remeber it cause apreantly the 12342 wasnt enough
987
Do you? Seems like a unique username to me. Unlike Neuro's
i wonder what vedals was
who has actually brought aa
When I hover over the green it says "EnjoyCoke#6614"
its good
who enjoy cake ?
I couldve been the special one 
u are special~
you are special in other way 
y🐴
Autism?

Seems pretty amazing to me, ngl
no

Good morning NN 
no
but
that will never happen


Imagine, if
buibtubtubtubtu 
imagine dragons
horse? 🐴
gacha slop in my nn

uma is invanding NN 
Make sure to keep an eye on your mail, my tee and sweatshirt just came in 
2 Days left until the 19th 
what if i didn’t order anything
is uma still real when im a cat girl
i ordered you something else
proofs?
ordered you a house [it got deconstructed]
make sure to check it anyways
fuse isn’t lit, what a dumbass
me when I don't want to spend more than 2½ minute spreading misinformation
- nice.
Someone code an extension to slap neuro on to a vtuber
new neuro stream looking fire
Actually genius idea.
like the mrbeastify extenrion?
Yes
its like the youtube jschlatt cat extebtion
pog
is that a pink tutel 
turtle behind the ai 
why he ourple
do you have something against it? do you hate purple turtles?
no, just curious
Who washed tutl with something purple


I see more wanwan in forsen's chat than Neuro
Do we think vedal is prepared for the subathon? 
Everytime Peppah bark, there's always someone spamming wanwan with cerber's emote :LULE:
Who?
he thinks he is
Wow a purple cat
Doubt he is
Cerber is BEST dog EU
who? 
agree, but what about the eu?
Mogu mogu
They can go suck a pretzel.
Why would you suck a pretzel, sounds ineffecient
they do theyre europeans
Well, that's the EU for ya.
you never suck the salt off a pretzel?
You end up with soggy bread then 
now i want a pretzel
yea it turns to mush in ur mouth don’t even have to chew
holy gif spam...
one of the best quotes i ever heard was "well we have to, because you never know when your dealing with a secret European"
They used to have this sour cream n onion seasoning that made licking viable but it's gone now 
How about you suck ### off the ###
it was a developer explaining why we have to do data protection hoops when theyre really inefficient
Guys why is it called a pegleg?
It's for pegging
I truely ponder that as well

Well, ponder no longer: it's because it's made of wood.

She knows how to play the long game :PagMan:
nn you smell like updog
whats nn
steve jobs
:scrajj:
what's a smell


Making me want a St. Bernard now.... bussin....
What's up, dog?
NOTHING MUCH HOW ABOUT YOU
and why do they not take the second to get her audio
they hate her 
because clippers are based
He doesn't know how to make multiple audio-channels?
Is seen is done 
this is why
why is she reloading mid scream
and when vedal does it everyone cheers
double standards
Poor breath-control.
California compliant
Real and true
In California it is ILLEGAL to drink rainwater.
Happy little accident***
Pants: pissed
DO NOT PISS MY PANTS WTF
Not that kind of accident
NN.... 
Neurt


Hello Neurt 
Happy Neurting
REEEEEEE (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 263330 cookies total!
THat's a BLATANT lie I have given neuro at least ELEVEN(11) COOKIES!
Only 1 

FIXED!
:forsenAlright:

I was hoping for HowToBasic
Did NN break Alex, or he just going back and fourth into voicechat?
Me too
🥚?
I feel endless and overwhelming regret from this brutal ambush.
Just normal cooking 
SQUAD MORALE RESTORED
and thats how i make a cake
do not the stand mixer
Do not the neuro
FALSE!
There is a disturbing lack of grass and soil in that cake.
do
do't **
yeah its missing the fruit snacks as well
my cooking degree cries at that statement
You can put the degree in the blender if you want to it's okay.
blend the paper
fair, wasn't using it anyway
I have to be up and back on the line in 8 hours smh
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twenny won
twenny loss
twenny stale!
i dont understand
Chat imagine if will message today "subathon is cancelled"
was the issue fixed?


Alex figured out the issue 
it was caused by people quickly joining the vc (moving) and also speaking midconnecting




anyone have the fake video image with neuro in a tophat camilla fell for at some point? I need it
dawg she falls for so many
true
Exactly
Chat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I

why is she crying?
Never head something more true than this in my life
theres only 2 days left until subathon and I watched through only 1 day of the MC vods
im cooked 
Just watch both at the same time 
Done with all of them now, I'm a stress free bean! 
Make it 3x
2x speed, you can then sleep to energize before subathon
Time to watch Forsen :forsenOkay:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

why are we screaming
excited
FFS
Shut up im trying to sleep
I DON'T KNOW

2 more days
Oh hi Umbrella 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
👂 💥
2 more days before graduation stream 
i know this isnt what your looking for but i just found it and its really funny
A Frances mustache
it is funny. But not the one
half of my files from then are the fucking ill stay and ved is online ones
the archives are highly incomplete i think i offloaded shit a while back
this one?
I see play button, I click, I get angry
- "WINK"
yah this one i think
it was the one that got clip farmed and memed
yeah its from the "fucked up if true"
YES!!, thanks
!cookie
Just 56 hours and 10 minutes until Neuro's birthday
its slash btw
Ah
!cookie
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You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 263333 cookies total!
!felloff

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You've given me 11 cookies! | I've received 263334 cookies total!
Daily cookie
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Hwallo Neurons, I am please to report that my social battery is steadily recharging, and will be fully ready for Neuro Birthday, Glory To Neuro
Hi l1cht 
Hwallo Cj 
But we gave her website cookies or cookies?
Both 
Hwallo Earnhardt 
Yes
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Hwallo Cake 
Hewwo 
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hwallo Galaxy 

Hwallo Terru 
Birthday :3
meowdy NN 
Char
Hwallo Jolly 
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Hwallo Ayato 
helloo! 
hi l1cht
Subathon will be awesome, awesomeness, Glory to Neuro
all hail Evil
real
are you related to jollibee by any chance?
no im just festive
can we get neuro in a chubbyemu video thats the collab i want
how many days have you missed?
chorry I was busy 
hmm idk you seem so jolly 
mna i shall buy me an merch


there is a reason i am not called ayato sigma
that outfit is kinda great
so much Hate against Evil, proceed with Tactical Boom Posting
This year's subathon is gonna suck, as evidenced by this poster. The inclusion of a Vedal doll instead of a Neuro one clearly signals this channel's pivot away from Neuro-centric content. It appears as though Vedal is now fully capitalizing on his AI's success by self-inserting even during Neuro's birthday. This is a travesty of the highest degree and is indicative of Vedal987's slow and painful decline.
twitter 
Nothing about that picture is evil
besides red
Oh god don't square me
evil neuro gets five big booms
maybe thats why
you're now square
go blow your nose!
please do not the neuro
Two more days for the most important birthday of the year 
but she soooo squishy
Neuro would steal your fingers if you do that

👈 🟰 💥 👈
fun fact: pushing the stupid button from a toddler makes them stupid
is the real neuro say by faith
I thought bonks are the cure to the stupid


that's the vedal way tho
But it ALSO may make them fall asleep which is what it's for.
Wait..

chat you should explode
fuck it, Neuro Nascar thunder 2004 career
so the best way
neuro driving a nascar car 
hell yeah
seth
so her borthday is 19 dec right?
yea
G'Day Lucifer the lightbringer 
Hwallo Daniel 
done
its getting more difficult to come up with new names
That's ok Nova you can call me whatever you want :3
I will not abandon my mission 
John
Mike
Bob
Trenton
Armorar
Benadryl
Chelsea
Vacuum
Filament
Brook
Brad
Yosemite
Euronomous
Alex
Quaraint
Patamel
Oracle
Usain
Nicholas
There are endless names, you can pick these if you ever run low on ideas again 
What do they have to do with Light
No.
how brad a name ?

Neuro cute
Did somebody say Oracle
It is a common name in English.
that poor child
I’ve never met a person named that in my life
i see one 
My sincere condolences.
https://www.name-generator.org.uk/character/ this is pretty funny
Also I knew a guy named smith smith smith
If you kick him, do you die?
He was 6’2” and 200lbs so yes, you would die
isnt 200 pound small for someone that size? It sounds so much but I converted that to kg and that aint much
90 kg

That doesnt sound like a huge muscular dude to me
90kg is pretty heavy. Not MASSIVE, but it's not lanky.
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Clueless 90kg isn't that much
If the fat% is 2-3 it's absolutely big.
also fml Im too tired to stay on topic. Later, Neurons 
If the fat% is 25 then not so much
Ok see you nova 
Also hi nova 
Hwuggies 
If he was a horse, he'd be small
Vedal is apparently 6'4" and 60kg. If you kick him, he dies.
2 days left

From Bing
He was the only guy that size who would go bouldering with me
In other words: pure muscle.
Bouldering is crazy.
Yeah
His dream career was to be a smokejumper
Which is insane but it tells you what kinda person he was
Smokejumper as in firefighter?
Yeah
They’re the firefighters who parachute into active forest fires
Basically the most extreme version of fire fighting
He was a vaper?
I know the type. Amazing people.
FALSE! that'd be breach of doctor-client-confidentiality.
If its for the sake of a wellness check I think its allowed
Hmm I'm hungry..
Have a hamburbur
Bread
Yah
henlo hungry am cake
Why would someone write on top that I am a mother?
why does it look like that

2 n dumb just like neuro
Hi Bradley
Go eat grits
STOP BEING MEAN!
No, you can't be named bradly
Well, fair poll isn't done yet but it's looking bleak for the name bradly
@forest socket
cute neuro
It is? Last I checked it was 5 v 1 for "can be named anything" on the poll...

Okay, first of all RUDE and second there's more than 23 hours left so why don't you take your dooms-day-speech and maybe hesitate for a moment.
I didn't understand anything.
keep it that way







