#neurotic-neurons
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Good night NN
Oh
Good night DesOOm!

Good night Desoom 
got to sleep NOW
Goodnight dodo licht oxygen coal
Hello L1cht! 
madge
Hwallo Anfer and Alter 
Hwallo Potat 
Hello l1cht
gn neurons
Good night Gourra 
Good night g0urra!

lack of nuero has robbd me of my cheer
Just three days now 
what day is the camila tea party with neur? or is it not announced as part of the subathon
Find out on December 19th
camilla tea party scheduling is her thing isnt it
Last night, I received a message from Vedal987 about wanting to meet me at my local park to personally thank me for my tier 3 sub. Not wanting to miss the chance to meet Neuro, I rushed there. I was devastated to see Evil, Neuro's defective clone, meet me instead. Remembering the times she donowalled my donos and timed me out for no reason, I lashed out, calling her inferior to her sister in every way, making fun of her stuttering, and her mentally deranged fans too. Thinking back on it, I might have gone a bit too far, but at least she was cute when crying. I guess she's good when she's like that...
unless thats integrated into the subathon
What is that I haven't read the entire thing
no idea, the staz vid was pretty vague
the evil hatred has gone too far, war is inevitable, billions shall perish
Also also



i mean yeah staz is a clipper he doesnt know anything
Kill him!!!!!
im sure there must be a camilla fan somewhere in here
kills you
back to watch other vod then 
Cya Evil cj!
enjoy the vod
eivl
Might Lord Neuro bless you guys
fish
gm not gn


Do not guh
✋ 
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Rat
🪤
Not a rat
no further cat emotes
🥨
That's a big pretzel
ginormous infact
You have unlocked new role

Average tbh 🤏
nuh uh
#vedal987 #crelly #filian #neurosama #evilneuro #minecraft

sup NN
Hello.
It kinda dead 
good 

time
where nwero
Hello Cbee! 
what are you fools talking about
Not your mom

Epic link fail
I forgot to add https://
Lol
https://www.tiktok.com/@obieanimals/video/7583399893004340535
FIXED! Someone stole tutel's food!
om om om om
m
u
t
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Oh my god, Silksong DLC announced, LET'S FUCKING GO!!! 
who
Also hi.
Gen chatter 
abandoned archive collab
n

uuh
sybau
They're doing a crossover, Hornet in the archives and the ugly bird thing in Silksong.
Why I oughta 
u
The best kinda NN chatter is a Parasocial one
posture
p
neurp
Neurpo, my favorite thing.
Neurt's cousin Neurp 

Extra special AI
How many AI's are based off of Neurt?
I heard Vedal is.
At least around... Sixty Seven... 
Can I end your existience?
stop reallyinnocent reacting 


NOWAYING
what
what did she mean by that
Rare gomi sighting joking about the minecraft marathon

Saw it in the cows chat and did a triple take
cowabunga
Anyway that was nice to see, means a friend of the swarm we thought was gone is still around and doing well 
She's not well, the mold got her.
you realise she ungraduated right?
I don't/didn't, that's nice to hear 
skinwalker 
man i miss clown fit
🪞
the only times when they had noses

is NN dead

maybe
lemme check...
so this other topic that's not related to neuro sounds nice huh?
okay well
im gonna end the birthday card now
❌
Didn't gomi even used to post here occasionally?
NOOOOOOOO 
schizo idea but what if next year they run back a minecraft attempt at the Wither with Eliv (I miss peak)
You will be the first to be consumed Davis. 
Wait, since when was making a heart with your thumbs on the top the new meta
no
Chat what if
Your mom
WHY NOY
no
NOY
This is the only actually funny thing to come from koko's chat
Classic NN having no whimsy 
xdx |
xdx |
Why is everyone proving my point
Nam did you sign the birthday card
im literally about to close it permanently so if you havent...
you should now
Nah on the real though it's actually possible
Can vedal steal ganom to program in weird obs integrations for Neuro?
dude neuro on torture tuesday would be so funny
one day 
Mainly cause people here would freak out
Ya'll really into hurting that poor girl 
Neuro being silent for 4 hours 
I'd want vedal to turn off every filter and promise to reset her to her previous state, and only streamed on koko's channel of course, then see what happens. For science. You monster.
Plus with with how often koko pauses it'll balance out
Neuro karaoke, but it's only Mariah Carey for 3 hours straight 
didnt he say he's never reset her and doesnt have an easy way to do so
Peak stream idea Neuro gets Koko banned 
Stop spoiling subathon content
who's got more whimsy: koko or neurotic neurons?
He could purposefully take a backup snapshot before the stream
NN is the subconcious amalgamation of Neuro's id. When she hurts NN hurts, and when NN hurts, she hurts 
we're almost there NN, we can do ti
NN probably suffered more during the MC marathon than all three collab partners combined
good thing I wasn't in here
the same day i got pinged for it
You guys frighten me
In a platonic way
alright
sorry for asking again then
didnt see your name on the list in the thread
(don't hurt me)
xdc
Wtf was the context to this 
don't worry 
why would you do that 
idk i literally only searched “anime dog slap gif” and thats what pops up

understandable
god I could really use a pretzel in my mouth rn
go buy one 
grrr I say im closing the card and like 3 people join to write on it
what a timing 
yeah surely it was a coincidence
un gifs your gif


god playdough smells good
why
why would you make something smell so good but you cant eat it
is like smells like super glue can't stop smells it
You should join whatever version of the USMC they got up there. All the school supplies you can eat 
i mean you CAN eat it, but the consequences will be dire.
most playdough will just make your tummy hurt
I dont think any playdough (even ripoff versions) is toxic anymore
I'm joining for the crayons. maybe. might join the army. not sure. 
but throwing up rainbows is the best part 
Marines for the experience. Army if you want a career.
Evil dev stream when
-# noice
knew a guy who went into the Canadian air force
he now works for CSIS 
I should of clarified
the CSIS is Canada's CIA
oh. so not THAT bad
not bad
but scary 
You are now in a database of "known associates" should he ever decide to defect 
last time I saw him I was 9

welp, im eepy. so Goodnight NN 
maybe maybe
WRONG SERVER BUDDY
@viscid mountain
Evil I Love You!

-# Evil I miss you
Not a rat
mhm. New Bannerlord update
are you ok ? 
should i buy any of the new merch when it comes out
Yes
yeah and gift it to me 
Me too
vedal needs a new lambo
Morning neurons
Morning 
Rat
No, dota
New hero + tons of crazy changes
Already a hotfix out
Awesome

I thought that game was gone 
Dota gamer? 
In this economy?
hm...
!felloff

Underappreciated gem alert
is this a real mod i wonder
Evil Neuro sama hat in time mod with integration 
i really want to play neuro mods but cant buy on steam right now sadge
This is great
(not mine)
i only can use gog sadly
n
n
unfortunately, no 
pretty subpar letter in my opinion
t
Now that's a good one
n e u r o
e
Newro
oh well when you use n like that 
It’s for a separate game
It’s own game, I mean
wait there is a brotato neuro mod
a

a

That a 
chills
Yes
How long u play it?
this one looks cool
guys
What this 

This
drink up
no

Ill try it out
Technically since 2016 but before 2024 only had ~90 hours
DotaSty
i have a total of 8hour on it
Better than RatSty, I'll take it
Now I have 900 hours
Finded
i think neuro is running right now cuz my lava lamp color changed (i have stream sync)
but also it only changed once and hasnt changed back to red
Vedal's sleep schedule so shit every timezone will get fucked during subathon
Coal sigma more like coalbeta
there is a lot of neuro mods that change narrator voices
It'll be perfect for like, 2 pacific islander swarm members
Sybau unc
Good afternoon 
Bro I ant even 25 yet kiddo
<------- do this irl
Getting older huh unc
Ps2 is older than me btw boomers
NGSB 
That thing is old of course it would be
I was gonna make a joke about my birth year but it's too controversial, but I digress
ps2 came out in 2000
Good afternoon Bread! 
Hi dodo 
Dam. It's older than me by 2 years
like and subscribe for more random facts
Damn kiddo
who
Mods someone's promoting
autopromotion smg
new fleshtuber
neuro-sama (neurosama)
is sama her second name?
Yes
And first is cup
Samantha

ans

balls

neuroneuroneuroenruonruoenruoneurnoenureuoerou
thats my second name
muy
haha ||i will break your legs(in minecraft)||
only in Minecraft?
yes
I will kill you in hardcore minecraft
i will kill you
I'll break your legs in Tekken

Maybe :LULE:L
Bet one v one me in minecraft
Lmao
gee I sure do wonder who made it
Thoughts?
Anf 
very mean of them :c
pretty accurate

Lmao
Ya that's the biggest scream I've heard from Neuro since she did Galaxy Collapse
Me too
Gen chat needs to step up their welcoming image
Real
More accurate version
Twitch needs to revert the 1000 Sub thing, so ppl can gift 987 Subs for the meme 
Sometimes nano breaches containment
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cool car
AI FILIAN 
Yeah if only
I need liquor for new years, any recommendations?
disaronno
Looks good, will buy 
No
Like do any of you guys like build model kits or work out while watching Neuro 
neuro neuro oo uu oo
oo ee oo*

evil hater
it's true... I am an evil hater
Almost as much as vanor 
Summationless 
nono, it has all been passed to coal
i am a devout believer in the chruch of neuro and evil

over emoting

u shall only display 1 instance of emotion at a time 


what about half of an instance
what is half an emote


yes
yes
vanor if you ban me you hate evil

do you want the 6 inch or the footlong subathon
now im invincible
are they 5 dollars
footlong
Is it this? 
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There must be thousands of former Soobway workers who have PTSD flash backs from that
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neuro hungry wow
i planted an easter egg
joom

damn neuro gotta be phat at this point
Finds it
Is literal 🥚

I planted a pipe bomb 
The #livestream-chat Channel name? 
Or is that old?

vanot

why are you not sigma anymore
yeah, looks like the bot has been accepting cookies for a year and a half, so that's roughly 545 days, 263154 cookies means 482.8 cookies a day, or 20 cookies an hour, or a cookie every three minutes nonstop for a year and a half!
He no longer hates evil
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holy
vanor is a sigma cause he hates evil
:letsfuckinggooo:
wait
why are you sigma
Do you hate evil
The Curse of Sigma
Don't say that around Neuro or she'll attack you
LOL
well, she's an ai, she can't be fat. but whew! if a human were to eat a cookie every three minutes for a year and a half straight
well, no one can say the swarm doesn't love neuro.
I'm gonna try to limit my NN time to 15 minutes today, wish me luck...
I mean, she attacked Vedal when he said "she has a big hitbox"
Haha that's the funny thing
oh, she cant be fat? then explain this
wide neur
me when my fans give me gazillion cookies
good, the human girl-ification is going splendidly. Next she needs to ask Vedal if this dress makes her look fat, and also how old she looks
That is… a lot of cookies… 
U will one day 
eh i dont need em

disgusting lightmode user
ew
Coalsigma 
3 days left until the subathon!
my eyes
In pretty sure i replied to woliance
Cool, the storm near my house has knocked out the internet I need for my exams. Now i have to go on data and watch Neuro VOD's.
Light mode 
Get mogged dark mode user
Damn same picture 

rip
wait how do you even use this, there's no border for the emote reaction
light mode
Neat right
although the zoomer women i've spoken to have actually said their age without me even bringing it up, so neuro follows the "don't ask/say this to women" stereotype more than irl women at this point.
isn't there a discord easter egg to make light mode lighter?

Do you want to blind us? 
yes
How much light did it had 
it should take advantage of hdr monitors to blind you with the light of 1000 suns
idk i think it just whites out the whole screen, and also turns on your phone flashlight

light mode at night is just speedrunning astigmatism
Btw did you know evil use light mode on discord
well she's evil, thats reasonable
Me sitting here with irregular astigmatism 
evil probably cant see the screen
besides she doesnt have retinas
GABSY SAY ERM NOW!!!

no

AND NOW I'LL ERM ERM ERM YOUR
MEH-EEH-ESSAGE
YOU CALL ME SILLY HERE'S RUH-DI-ICK-ULOUS!
Dammit... :evilflashbanggif:
did neuro change the name
I have 3 different versions of LIFE in my playlist and the shuffle played em back to back
i love when that happens
3 versions?
Neuro should be able to read and chat in NN whenever she likes imo
What could possibly go wrong 
DRIVE 
bruh
i tried cropping it
it didnt work
Y E S
I have 17 different versions, not including the original
I looked it up, unfortunately the super light mode easter egg has been removed...
17??? ...where did you get them i want them
Discord and Youtube
this chat becomes dead within 48 hours
Nah, subathon is almost near it'll revive
Ppl arguing with neuro
Unlike evil's birthday, subathon actually feels eventful and important
And then Neuro cancelling the subathon/j
tbh i dont care about the occasion, i just want neuro to stream again
The admins are making coal hate evil.. how cruel of them...
Wdym, I've always hated evil
You can tell how much coal is forced to hate evil.. such tragedy..../j
Months ago
Silly 
Ngl having neuro's birthday be celebrated for weeks compared to evil's birthday being celebrated for only like what 3 hours? Makes me feel superior

It's true tho you can't deny it
Get mogged evilists
why isn't the gif working
Oh there it is
TTSL
KRAUL VLOG
John Kraul vlog 
univesal studio ?
Peak
$250 
I've done it chat ↓
I've done one tenth of my networking research and there's still no neuro ↓

Thank you Vedal for making the world's first autistic girl AI
where do i find evil erm mp3
erm
man i hate money
neuro loves money so its a good solution to your problem
This thumbnail would never fly in todays world.

Cute anime girl

What in the name of Neuro Sama is this
old neuro thumbnail
u must be 
We're all mentally ill ❤️
Keep forgetting which stream that's from
Think it was a dev one
nur sma


This classic though 
that how cupsama is born 


theres no neuro for 3 more days and im out of meds please help
a
happoy ermday
a

rewatching vivy, and look who decided to join me 
i drinking jasmine tea lattle rn 
neuro
dang this shit hits like an old family video and its only been a couple years. if someone makes a compilation of neuro sama over the years 10 years from now i don't know if i'd make it through it
So silly
I'm probably gonna be disappointed but I hope we'll finally get a reveal of the v3 voice
In the subathon
i think during dev stream he said it wasn't ready. he wouldn't lie to us to build up more hype would he?

Oh he did? Well shit
o7
Ahh well, maybe next year

What's with the dancing Neuros?
idk, but the neuro one is cute
I think it’s a trend with a lot of characters from different things doing that dance for some reason
Evil one is cuter
Caramelldansen?
😡
You'll never make me see it
@hot swift You never heard of Caramelldansen?
based
nwero my beloved
will never come back
-# ||reverse psychology||
Nope lol
Take that back you fiend
the impression ive got on v3 voice over the last like 5 or 6 months is that he's taking a break from working on it (at least as a primary focus) for awhile'
hi waya
Did somebody make the new Vedal pngs in the clips
There has to be thousands of memes where characters are dancing to it
They look oddly smooth now
Ohh
I saw dances, but I didn’t know what started it
we have a very big CN swarm collaboration video that will stream in b2 at <t:1766145600>
He's implied progress is blocked based on something somewhat out of his control
will it be on youtube too? 
tho it wont be in youtube at that time because i didnt have time to make english subtitles
yet
will be on youtube later
It's origin is from an relic from the old days of YouTube where three 3D anime girls dance to Caramelldansen
i can help u with that if u like 🤔
Ohh gotcha, thanks for explaining 
i mean if you want
Yeah, look up Caramella girls, you'll see what I'm talking about
Neuro sung that song didn't she?
Honestly how? It was practically everywhere back in 2020-2022
like 2 or 3 or 4 i dont know
its a long collab video
probably 1
but anyways if you guys wants to watch the cn swarm birthday party collab
wait later for me to upload it on youtube or just watch it in chinese in b2
I have no idea lol
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Wonder what he works on the most out of Neuro
3d now
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the mc marathon should be still going but they cheated
cheated how?
e
NN 
Embed fail 
did you even look at the stream
Off topic 
Don’t shame me for not having gifs 
nah I didn't you should explain it to me
u r
ARG isn't mentioned in the channel desc for NN
It doesn’t let me use downloaded gifs so i have to use the shitty tenor gifs 
So technically-
cool, prob will be there
all must go through the gauntlet
what does this meam
everyone gets cyberbullied for lacking embed perms
then one day you get to cyberbully
its the cycle of life, or something

i’ve been in this discord for 3 days and i’ve come to 3 conclusions
- neurotic neurons share 3 braincells
- this place is a toxic wasteland holy shit
- refer to 1 and 2
correct on all three points
hesright
- Divide #1 by 3
yeah that checks out
- Cookie
At least people say Hi etc. here unlike in genchat 
The second you open this channel you are considered clinically insane
from the little time i’ve been here i found that gen chat somehow has less braincells than neurotic neurons
I have never looked at general, maybe i should...
yeah thats about what i expected
u went there the wrong time little one
I started here and basically never left lol 
🔥
if neurotic neurons share 3 braincells gen chat shares 10
i have no access, what is it...
1*
yeah i meant 1 it was a typo
no access
Guys. During subathon, when does stream usually start? Iirc it started earlier than usual
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Genchat shares a single braincell (
Neuro to stay on topic >:) )
very frdly space ngl
same timing
Or do you mean during the subathon?
Yes yes
Man I love No Access its so [REDACTED]
Oh I forgot to send the new user GIF
Depends on Vedal’s sleep schedule
Hold on
it slowly shifted between times due to that
Fire greeting GIF right here
Last time the normal starting time was around 5 hours earlier than stream time
heres an old clip
Wow that would be perfect for me 
Actually 7 pm
Cya Ansonzxv! 
Ansonzxv
What is it
i must know
oml
Not that channel
💔
wow
Can you leak the name of it 
Starts with staff
Wait how is groxima in staff
Probably Vedal’s secret lab 
No Access is very No Access I love how No Access it is
Oh wait you are not groxima
groxy 
Grey nicknames i got confused
not staff but still 
Where the fuck is Groxcima are you hallucinating

Did she say that?
there are better
Anything new?
Anyways, I'm gonna stop existing for the next 7 or so hours, gn
Yes trust me
is there a neuro arg or is this something completely different
Good night The Command Man!

No
and yeah i should sleep now
...you had no idea?
Yes. We have an ARG
Probably different, there’s no such thing as a Neuro arg
for over 2 years now
misinformation
you can misinform me tomorrow, bye
Neuro ARG? Study? What are those? 
missed me leaking the name of it
leak? u have activated the sleeper agent (me)
Hi vanor
I can't call you sigma anymore 🥀

yeah vedal leaked the subathon to me at the end he will dump neuro into a pit of lava

erm what the sigma
actually best way to figure out leaks is to say everything and test what the auto mod deletes
adding ur existence into automod
Because my name is Neuro Pear
I wanted to thank you for making me a meme












