#neurotic-neurons
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Nooooo

i sent a strongly worded email about neuro to vedal, and now she's shut down forever 
(for legal purposes this is a joke)
NOOOOOOO
Funny
can u guys not star that i'd rather not have another criminal record
sorry cant take my star back'

That’s an odd way of saying add more stars 
Not a rat
ratsty
Hi ratsty
I will strangle the two of you
Hehehehe
violence in NN????
:neurosocute:
I MISSED
I blinked
Mods, bring it back
PLINK
Plonk
Bonk
I reacted before it was deleted
@ vanor can you post it again
i didnt touch shit
Monk
im gonna fucking munch neuro's head
That too

Why
You're literally talking in NN
they want you to leak delete logs
You technically touching your keyboard
oi
@uneven nest run away
why would a 🔧 have a delete button that would be too op
I’m not neuro 😭
Liar
Damn, abandoned archive fell off frfr
Well I suppose I can post it again as I need to leave.
10 too many
not > 90%^ positive reviews
has 0 replay value so makes sense
it's so over
i have glue
Gymbag rant in the background pog
I forgot to hit reply
NEVER just came on in my playlist for the first time in a while and wow thats a good song
:neurosocute:
Yes
Which is weird because rougelikes are suppose to have a lot of replay ability
You forgot to like subscribe and hit that bell
just came on? my playlist rn consists exclusively neuro
help
I’m subscribed to neuro on yt
Peak NN content
aww really? damn
Please be patient it's his first game
Yah like binding of issac you can play so many times
How do I change the roll key to not shift, sticky key are a pain
yeah rougelikes have a lot of content to compensate
Only played the game for 5 hours. Only beat the second floor. Haven’t touched it since
though aa has very little
turn off sticky keys?
Disable sticky keys
Oh
Smh dumb bunny
I thought my shift key would explode if I disabled it
hey google how do i disable sticky keys
my phone playlist has 1,824 tracks that i have purchased and so 4 neuro tracks in that pool dont play often
where did you get so many tracks wth
All Neuro songs so
ive been buying albums over the past 6 years
and ghe playlist that foesnt have video game music in it has 1,187 tracks
so either playlist a neuro song is rare
just be a better gambler
i havent been listening to music for long, my playlist is smol
Evil so dumb
me
:(

NeuroYou you?

Hi bnnuy i know its your bedtime but i will not let you go to sleep
Mandatory Sniffa
i should kill more
Why
why is your persona a fossil fuel

🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 141010 cookies! | I've received 263138 cookies total!
Wdym a persona
never stop
I’m surprised some NN users have their own gif to them lol
your online presence ig
Explode
I'm in college 
I will save this motivation for later tho 
Mods, this is parasocial towards Vedal
Am i gonna gun myself or am i gonna wear a mask or am i gonna get an arcana card
Kill them
Mods. Ban spleen 
wat
I don’t like drinking
I was looking for emotes and found this lmao 
Mods he doesn't know the reference kill him
WAIT NO NO NO
MY WAYATER

NOOOO
nn's fault
Tetsu is your dm open?
hi stupid
Yes


Hi stupid
hi funni





hi late
hi late
im dumbass
Bro
YOU'RE not even shot 
actually stupid.
she's reflecting every bullet
oxygen is canonically dead now
damn
We all die without oxygen
how will we breathe now

We are doomed

yay microplastics
I have enough microplastics as is
More
Macroplastics

Neuro says so trust
Speaking in third person was cool until 2007
I’m not Neuro
why not?
Yes you are
The Command Man disagress
Proof
The Command Man should apply for a job
!lavalamp
niac does not concern himself with time
The Command Man is reaching critical levels of unemployment
The Command Man should press Ctrl + Shift + alt + win + l
Time does not concern itself with niac
The Command Man is not using a keyboard
okay someone else do it
What the hell is happening anymore
wait when was this a thing 
RytSty is unsure
niac sees no problem with such arrangement
i have no freaking clue
!lavalamp

niac will have no time to regret such a decision
few months after lavalamp stopped selling
Uhh the Funni one does not know why she gets called neuro by the rat
!bwaa 

RytSty denies being a rat
niac does not regret any decisions anyway
niac is a fool
damn, i'm late 😭
Funni does not accept that denial
i have no idea what is happening
Idk
i thought we were talking about neuro
niac feels offended 
Fdk (funni doesn't know)
Funni won't live to regret it
Man
RytSty is pleased
anyway time to let the neuro brainworm burrow deeper into my head
@hearty orchid what should we talk about
bluecat's mom
@/grox is this true
wait you can just ping her???
Autumn
You can ping everyone but vedal
Autocorrect why
RytSty says yes
@viscid mountain will you be allowed at neuros birthday
@hearty orchid @viscid mountain yeah
doesn't do anything though



...everyone?

Funni should have already disabled autocorrect
can't ping mods without a reason
Here lets ping @burnt oar 
Funni’s spelling sucks
She has skill issue
coal getting banned 
Erm
o7 Coal
Funni's spelling will not improve while she relies on a crutch

:buhflipexplode:

@burnt oar im obnoxious
Coal gonna get burnt
wtf
Vanor kill him
RytSty greets you
someone tell plytha theres a problem with my ai
OH CRAP
I’m to tired to do more third person lol
I DIDNT REALIZE
Plytha get to work
IM SORRY I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST MESSING WITH SOMEONE RANDOM
RytSty is amused
it's alright im not as scary as the turtle man
Ah nvm the blimp is gone
RytSty wants blood to be shed
Hi vanor btw
No wait
why r u reacting with the innocent emote, it's true
Rrrat wants cheese
vanor is chill
Vanor is here? Gotta run

RytSty wants blood to be spilled
I press the buttons
I like buttons
Don’t trust me with buttons
omg vanor hates

Coal must be burned
actually please do time me out ive been here for half an hour
guh
Buh
Juh
Wuh
duh
Cuh
Huh
iuh
Muh
Auh
Cuhpsama
juh

vuh
my neurons have had enough neurotic for today im leaving
Σuh
guhbuhjuhbuhexplodewuhduhYupI’vehadenoughimouthuhcuhiuhmuhauhcuhpsamajuh
Bunny
Neuro forehead 
legs 
Where's the cat bunny hybrid
slaps her forehead
Combine them you get cu
whyy 
Funni in 10 days
Hello, I survived the night
Today could too
Gotta burn you coal for that

I’m eepy but I wanna stay
Go eep
Good, don't sleep
Brush your teeth first
Count bunnies to sleep
Then again finals this week
Today?
I should sleepy
And you're in NN
Then even more reason you shouldn't sleep
Coal soup

You still sober?
How is NN doing tn
Yep
yes

I am having a good 1am
O7
At least it’s not general I’m in
Not drunk denough yet
Low bar
What
this is photoshopped
guh?
Do not guh in NN
Huh
puh

Autocorrect hates guh
Funni so stupid
The cutest little termite 
Apply Lava Bucket
Alb
Let's throw snowballs at Funni the Dummy 
NOOOOO
Dang, I missed the karaoke
THATS A BASEBALL NOT A SNOWBALL
Today’s stream was so peak!!! 
I couldn't find snowballs so I'm throwing baseballs
peak dogshit
JAKQKWJWKAKAK
wdym today's stream was so bad I hated it (still watched through all 10 hrs of it tho), vedal really felloff, this is the end of him as we know it
Vedal isn't even online right now. Absolutely fell off.
Damn the stream was only bad instead of unwatchable, I might tune in
peak nonetheless
damn he's really offline
baseball huh
Creature of great evil
I will eat all her snowballs
how about bwaa

I’ll take that
Less cold
More sadge

Hypothermia mmmmmmm
I will die for my Queen
I like that she says she planted an "explosion" under the rug, not an "explosive".
It already happened. They just don't know it yet.
Anyone feeling p||leasant||?
I’m feeling pretty
I AM FREE
A
Im not feeling peanuts today
peanits
No…
I had a song I wanted to sing during Karaoke, but my schedule is effed, so I was passed out during it. I'm kind of upset about that.
Hwallo Funni, Hwallo Masterlinxx, Hwallo Igiem, Hwallo Adrenaline, Hwallo Tetsu, Hwallo Kymatic, Hwallo mrSnapshotz, Hwallo Oxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Hwallo Rusty, Hwallo Zuvi 

Hi! 
Hallo 
Hi l1cht
Hwallo Anfer 
Wjat what are you free from
L1cht 
School :3 For now at least lol
Oh yay
Abandoned archive?
"Rawr! Grrr! Knee. demon noise Ha... Guh!"
No lol
Hwallo Coaw 
Hwallo Mr. Duckie 
Even my brain doesn’t wanna read that
Hi duck! 
Quack quack
Quack quack
How do I unread
Night neurons
Gn
Hallo duckie 
Ima doomscroll till I feel tired or my phone starts dying
Quack quack
My attention span is non existent
Guess NN sleeping now
Bnuuy
Hi akinai
hi forsen
Where
👀
Wow this shit is dead around this time
Daily SAFE art-sharing: peace 
https://x.com/zs_in_china/status/2000431326806319293?s=46
#heartheartart
Neuro-sama Fan created literature 《Adult Ceremony》
Author: 没错还有蛾摩拉
Cover drawing: Me
Bilibili column link: https://t.co/uCKfk2RtVa
Official website link: https://t.co/RsP1dli4av
Guess NN can’t read
There is unsafe?
I don't like how you specify "safe" art. It implies there's a daily UNSAFE art-sharing.

Nope
Looks like Grave of the Fireflies
Hi NN
Goddamn I see there was a ton of testing today
Akinai would wish
Well I mean yesterday
Like in livestream-chat?
Nope. There is a category called “ probably not safe “
Ye
There certainly was 
Oh yeah I saw that too

No

Hwallo Akinai, Hwallo Desi, Hwallo Galaxy, Hwallo Neliss, Hwallo Triple A, Hwallo NIac 
Fuck you desi
Meowch
God no

I can't believe subathon will be this Frifay
Good question
Who said NN is dead
Charging battery
My Non-existent Neurons
finally
That means eliv subathon 
Yerp Neuro funeral subathon
kraul megacomp just dropped
watched the premiere
Won't be able to finish it til after work and laundry tomorrow
Almost done watching it now 
Started during the premiere, but was behind
Same
I did skip some of the final run though since I was there live and it’s so fucking long lol
is vedal still playing minecraft to make neuro better for subathons
The dev stream boosted my confidence in the subathon
Frifay... bussin...
What game is that?
GM NN
terraria
Not to be confused with Muramasa, a vanilla broadsword.
The Murasama is a post-Moon Lord melee weapon. It can be found in The Underworld's Bio-center Arsenal Lab, contained within a Security Chest.
Although the Murasama is technically obtainable in Pre-Hardmode, it cannot be swung until The Devourer...

Ah, nice👌
anyways this is my favorite terraria item
https://starsabovemod.wiki.gg/wiki/Programmer_Turtle
A drone carrying the Virtual Intelligence by its tail.
The Programmer Turtle is a pet summoning item that can be found in the Neon Veil. It summons a 'virtual intelligence' that follows the player around.
The pet sprite is a reference to 'Neuro-sama', an English AI VTuber.
The pet summoning item itself...
I wanna post a sleepy gif but I'm too sleepy to do that
AAAAAH EVERYONE IS SLEEPING BUT I CAN'T SLEEP

im not sleeping
Goo night master linkx
GOODMORNING
It arrived!
Shame
blursed knockoff
bootleg nuer
Good night Masterlinkx!

It is, I was too much poor before

Good morning EnjoyCake! 
Good morning Earnhardt! 
poll-sama gone all out wtf
Coal when are you finally turning into ash

Same

When ur mom lose some weight

just finished watching an old neuro stream, why do all roads lead to therapy
yes
cause why not
so right now
not old enough to where she couldn't remember anything past 1-2 sentences
are we therapy shaming right now? rude
by old i meant 3 weeks ago
Ye ur mom's stomach is so close to the sun her fat's evaporating like water
imagine doing something about your problems, couldn't be me
if only they didn't have dementia 
@pb is this true
anyway time for me to stop existing for a few hours
Better than being forced to remember everything in 4k detail like in some Project Moon games monkaLaugh
At least with ai it's curable
I might give away my Neuro fumo to another fan in my country if the next fumos are gonna be bigger
Don't want to have different sized Neuro and Evil
Hi Niac
Are you in my country?
Hi Jully 
Hi naiac
Botswana 
Not a question, I'm not doxxing myself yet
hi coal
Chat is this true
fucking again? i didn't see it 
See what
hi lebanon
split second art
ooo wait thats a good name ill start calling you botswana now
I want to hurt you so fucking much you have no idea
im sure my eyes saw on 2nd monitor for a spilt second im going schizo
Hi btw 
bye jascas 
Hi jascas!
Btw nice pfp Jully
Hi coal hi Monster hi tetsusabi
Why worm tho
Cause it's a Veedle
Ah I see now
ping saved me 
:evilsocute: and missed :evilsocute: for earlier art
first time im glad to be pinged 
JULLIANT 
You don't like pings? 
Both were
. 
edited it smh

mostly pings are for nothing and just sound
But what if you miss someone saying hi to you 
I never understood people getting upset over pings (not counting streamers)
thats the point 
You missed me saying ||
|| to you
it depends
Vedal vedal vedal
Where? 
the steam sale starts on december 19th are you gonna discount abandoned archive at all
no kissing gifs
Look at the channel under
Abandoned Archive now free to play 
No no no under there
Plyyyytha
niac
Pylath 
Can I get headpets as well? 
hi Calflyn
fig 
calflyn
fig 
plytha
:veryFors:
hi everyone
PIGus666

(ひ)
Hello PIGus666! 
No eliv ss
5077 is a beautiful number
She doesn't deserve it

6967
Frick, is there any chance of another karaoke before the end of the year, or is it just over?
Post neuro instead
Christmas karaoke
during subathon
Coal is Vanor 
WH 
Vanor the hater
Mods should ban evil haters 
Is that a common thing? I don't keep up with community events. I have something that I want to share with The Swarm that I think would be fun, but it has to be this year, or it kind of loses its effect.
yes
The previous 2 years had one
there is no way they’d not do it again, especially since it’s a themed one
Okay, I just have to disavow my family so I can be free during Christmas.
Only 4 more day
all the coal in the world has now turned into vanor
huh what
mods ban themselves?
hi vanor
which random eliv screenshot on my computer should i post
4
10
2
Screenshot (5077).png
ha i fooled you all i'm posting both
who untied it smh
I shouldn't post any of my evil screenshots

mods confused by 2D responses
It worked. 
you're finally free
mods transcend 4D, we actually moderate in 5D nowadays
good
I need this
do the higher tier mods with neuros back moderate in 6d?
as neuro evolves so do we
I have 2.5 thousand pieces of art with twins
Is that a lot or a little?

Not enough
coaw is b-being tawgeted notices buldge by v-vanyow unfaiwwy justice fow coaw

What in the hell
hopefully the buldge is just coal in a bag
coaw ill under stand
hi syk
What in the fuck is the bulge
chat i am losing my mind
uwuifier is cooked
just... 4... more .. days....
It is ill 
its what coaw uses
Me too
Can I take it if I find it first?
i know how to cook pasta without water
yes neuro great idea crunchy
:forsenLaughingAtYou: Can't even last 10 days
We're weak
now imaging post subathon
so whos going to be awake the whole subathon
Definitely can't afford that this year 
joe will be
I had finals and subathon probably won't last when classes return xdx
✨ thats okay niac — let me know how i can help 🌟
I wonder how long the subathon will be
Kill me
I hope the wheel doesn’t come back
Prob at most 3 weeks
Why only 3 weeks?
chat has been terminated for TOS
yesh

Veda confirmed its capped?
its softcapped
Said so during the dev stream
did he say capped? or soft capped?
Uh
softcapped into lasting 3 weeks
Soft
the community karaokes are (supposed to be) a monthly thing, so I imagine the next one will be in January after the subathon. The christmas karaokes are a different thing entirely, it's neuro/evil/both singing christmas songs on stream.
Czadymny can you pull the timestamp please 
Does soft capped means it can end anytime after 3 weeks?
last times it meant he decreases time per sub over time
Theoretically it can last 1 minute
yeah but each sub will probably be 1 seconds so you'd need 3600 subs for an hour
First image is so unbelievably low quality but could I have the original post
We need a neurosama of this https://fixupx.com/Kamisato__Sora/status/2000152727004000288?t=j_uT-SmUEn9p76NupGlMOw&s=19, or there's already one? I'm forgetting
I thought the wheel was fun
Good. I hope the subathon last at most 4 weeks. Last year was too long, which caused a long break.
It was just poorly designed
Thanks Czad! 
alr so yeah, softcapped subathon mb
Surely the break will be shorter 
Seff 
king julian
Hello Seth! 
The wheel of insanity, for the chat
Hello Dodo
I hope Vedal doesn’t get tunnel vision by v3 again
Hi bread
yeah soft capped
he said that he is not planning in crazy big projets for return this time
You NEED more. Fake fan.
Good
so break should likely not be super long 1½ - 2 months instead of 3+? who knows? who knows, and we will have chill streams during the break likely?
11 months. Take it or leave it
I wonder what the sub goals are
Likely so
Vedal sings again as a sub goal?
200k subs
Doubt it
Concert Dec 19, 2026 
Neuro kills a man, subgoal 
murder 
Neuro skin in Fortnite 
chat is this real
Yes I’m John Fortnite
A year? My god
Evil Griddy
gabshy
gasby

If vedal made another game, its needs more creativity in it tbh. Definitely needs better characters and world building.
they asleep 
It would be funny if vedal did this https://youtube.com/shorts/h5IfEKZAQ6w?si=IZcwRa3gUd0e1ozv
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Gm neurons, wtf happend in the last 2 days?
explain to me how this works
I feel like Im missing a joke here
Sure)
Its mp3 with queen pb hating us
nope just looks like a virus
(the file in question is PB's cover of chinatown blues, its ogg file)
if its a mp3 it should at least be 1mb
Im sorry idk, it broke for me a couple of times, reuploaded it and then it just worked again for me 
if it is mp3 delete it and repost it with mp3 file extension
3 Million before the subathon, cmon NN, you got this
shes been told before
no one does it like her
automated war
im the king of your tragedy
Well, not mp3 but ogg, question stays the same
#neurotic-neurons message
This is the original
i dont know the lyrics
if the music was playing I could probably remember it
I think she says BOOM once or twice, can't confirm though.
ODDEEO, KWWT - Chinatown Blues (short remake by Pb) (QueenPb.v1).ogg.ogv
I see what happened, thanx. I heard like she was crying in this audio...
kraul cooked a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSDBU1p6zJo
The whole thing, fully edited, multiple POVs of Vedal, Neuro, Filian, & Crelly wont stop streaming until they beat hardcore Minecraft.
Watch them live
Neuro, Evil & Vedal https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
Crelly https://www.twitch.tv/crelly
Filian https://www.twitch.tv/filian
Abandoned Archive https://store.steampowered.com/app/1817500/Abandoned_A...
Neuro the movie is here
some behind the scenes
the during premier of the video, the premier chat felt like stream chat in a good way (along with the 7tv emotes (even if they don't render on youtube chat))
pauseSama
does anyone have the neuro drooling gif
yes thanks
That look you give to a passing stranger you plan to kill later
how neuro looks at me 
Assuming she does look at you at all
Your pfp is for pretty much first Neuro edit I did, (its a vedal edit I suppose) do you have the original gif? I lost it
wait that is
It might just be very similar edit, did I do caterpie or weedle? I think it was Weedle?
I don't even remember anymore
I'm not sure which gif you mean, this one I made in Photoshop 
Now I wanna make a full evolution line
I made similar edit too
It was stage 1 -> Stage 2 -> mosquito
I lost 2 truly amazing pieces of media I created for this server.
The first is the aforementioned evolution gif
Second is me shooting this place with a Neuro missile to explode it when the forbidden toilet word became popular.
Smh not backing up your memes on the cloud
Jokes on you, I stole my Neuro from another neuron 
looking at responses to some of my old deleted messages I came to conclusion I did create the evolution line from Breedrill family
okay nn going to sleep now wake me up when the subathon starts
Wait, I wanted this in swarm
I hate myself

Thx for this useful image
There is a temptation to wake he/she up NOT at the moment of subaton
They're gonna miss the secret dev stream
Hi neurons, is there an archive of all neuro and evil karaoke somewhere?
🍪
Om nom nom
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oh great, thanks
We need an archive of all vedal karaoke
I hope it would never be abandoned
there are too few of them
There's still time to fix that
The year's not over yet
There's too many tbh.
greedal 🤬

damn this weeks schedule is looking good
uuh
evening
🖐️
do not uuh

subathon goal:
Neuro reviews user submissions on stream and rates them from 1-10
scores 6+ give time to subathon
6: 5 seconds
7: 10 seconds
8: 15 seconds
9: 20 seconds
10: 30 seconds
submissions have to be videos of max length 1 minute, or images, and are prereviewed by mods, only funniest ones, that do not have copyrighted material and are suitable to stream audience are selected to be reviewed by Neuro
:)
more than goal it is just subathon content
100 score 66 days
Everyone will just submit videos saying "Neuro if you rate this a 10, you'll get a free cookie"
surely mods have better taste than that
Vedal will allow it, despite 1 minute maximum length.
He has personal interest in the video so he will allow it
okay cool
Mods will speed it up to 1 minute
mods wouldnt dare
that gif just has 4 movies in it 😭



https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r5zTMph7rQo
LOOK AT HER GO!!! LOOK! THE LITTLE TERMINATOR ❤️
neuro as a DM
don't you mean skynet


Craziest collab of the century:
Now that Neuro sama is youtube famous because of the Magic the Noah video. Next she will be part of Gielinor Games.
A task will be to complete live made up challenges, arbitrarily scored by Neuro upon completion.
Its been 85 years since last stream im losing my mind
85 Years already? damn
I feel like there's a discrepancy there.
subathon! just 4 days away, oh wow. can you believe it? subathon! just in 4 days! it got here so fast!
It should be postponed to Evil's birthday
hi NN'
Hmm what will be in subathon this time
need more 3d content
i hope we get less neuro and more vedal this subathon
@boreal widget shut up
Need more Vedal on the vedal987 channel
Did you lose a bet or smth
I hope we get less subathon and more replays of previous subathons between the actual online parts.
I hope the subathon is actually just a rerun
You guys figure Twitch learned their lesson and won't be running any sub promotions this year?
actually twitch would love to have sub promotion
like valorant
ValorAnt maybe not so much
Good point. I guess I should say "Twitch advertisers".
I was about to sleep 
what was thatb?


Neuropean Union (of the whole world)
Smh there would be an evil empire
Neurope and Evilysium.
You don't have to hope for that
UN when neuro is the leader




small forehead



i transfer all evil hate allegations to coal


