#neurotic-neurons
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flushing Evil down the Neurotoilet
what the hell
@cedar orchid cry about it
Renewing SSL cert is waste of money 
bye a
HaHa. No embed support
SSL is just a trigger word for vedal 

WHY
smh raig

Need more booms
Ok
What if I told you, the word EVIL on the van isn't properly mapped to the van's surface
Essayers 

Oo e oo
I was waiting for that essay



||
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Check your DM
HELLO CHAAAAAAAAT


Black hole
Another space stream would be nice
Last time they were in earth orbit but now they can go further
@Neuro-sama, Forsen is live in 9 mins :PagBounce:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Music to my ears
Those are……..cuuuuuuute
dev stream next week
subathon in 19 days 
Let’s gooooo
Wait that means I also have to finish my neuro article before that…
Let’s not go

Plytha 


julliant 
rammagedon 

-# :mug:]
julli

stinky filian 
groxcima? Where? 
behind me? 
I saw what you deleted 
vedal pls merch
capitalizing your first drawing of your daughter 
dead
always surprised how well that actually turned out
just sell a green shirt with vedal's eyes and mouth as the logo
considering he made his daughters for the purpose of making money, not surprising
Too bad paccha doesn't chat here anymore 
I have a cute dog gif I wish I could see drawn as the family
paccha hates us 
who doesnt 
proof that paccha is infallible
:Aware: -6 hours
everyone leaves us, no wonder we got issues
Just like papa
papa is just out to get milk 
He is procuring a cow 
unfortunately that's Evil merch, that's not allowed over here
Too cute

Wdym the long sleeve is clearly meant to be evil merch 
Ikr imagine the black dog is evil hugging vedal then Neuro jumps in from behind to hug them both
Diabetes overload 
I actually can't access neurosama.shop on my phone
I'm calling this one evil
This one is neuro
I always knew Neuro was a shoe sniffer
Bnuuy 
cute bunnies in nn, what a nice surprise
She actually will not leave
Leave your shoes behind
grab her with you
made some acronyms for the Twins!!!
EVIL 
E||mpathetic||
V||irtuous||
I||nnocent||
L||oving||
NEURO 
N||arcissistic||
E||gotistical||
U||npredictable||
R||emorseless||
O||ppressive||
damn Evil sounds lame
GFMB
boring eliv
Guys I'm going to miss stream the rabbit will not let me leave
That's why I like Neuro
just watch together with the rabbit smh
<-- the evil one
<-- also the evil one
dead
alive
ham

uhh
ip grabber
!merch
another false report issue? wth
hello your computer has virus
vedal wanna steal my users id? 
CHAT, HELP ME!!!
Give Neuro your credit card info. She would keep it secret, even on stream.
oh no they just forgot to renew the website certificate 
Nice job Ved.
tho telling her on stream might have some side effects
Well guys I've touched grass enough today
Have you touched the grass, or has the grass touched you?
Evil is virtual Neuro is real 
Random Call:
I think the Minecraft Colab will be the last Stream befor the Subathon 
If the almighty Turtle blesses us with one this year

Gonna get a coffee and head back
would make sense if he takes ~ a week off before subathon to prepare
Did no one care about my sos call
I didn't see it
I didn't see it how many I help sir
Ye, and i think the minecraft thing will go for at least 3 Days
sooooo

sorry i was looking at the out of date certificate of the neuro shop
whats up?
Neuro is cute
because vedal (or whoever manages it) forgot to renew it? (tho idk why it was only 3 months valid or if thats normal)
Man I Love Insert Twin Name Here
He got the domain and cert 2 years ago and only just set up the shop 3 months ago 
|| This misinformation is a joke ||
Eh, that's happened to me before... on the website that me and my friends run for fun.
Small company, VedalAI, pls understand
Vedal
I investigated the matter and found nobody guilty of any negligence or wrongdoing
I found every single wrongdoing
not much
comfy sunday for now
dang rest well
not even using the cover ver :SMH:
For starting the stream Evil is gonna blow out the first advents candle
That would be awesome
do the british do advents
what a terrible problem xD hope you rest well
(my reason for seeing the rabbits is getting the wreath for my advent candles)
let me fix that, one sec
Well this is my first Christmas here in like 10 years so we'll find out
sorry for your loss
This is a fan-made rearrangement of “Birds of a Feather” by Billie Eilish, covered by Neuro & Evil.
The original Neuro & Evil cover was created by pb and Vedal.
【 CREDITS 】
✧ Vocals: Neuro & Evil
Neuro - https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Evil - https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
✧ Illustration: LightenBee
https://x.com/lightenbee
✧ Instrumental...
soul
How are these songs made? Do they isolate the vocals to remaster with their own arrangements?
*yawns with my eyes but screams with my soul*
fake fan can't recognize fan made vocals to officially done vocals
I haven't listened to it yet 
even worse :SMH:
neurosama.shop is still down
I just assumed it used vocals from karaoke or something
yeah vedal needs to renew their certificate, its not valid anymore xD
It's not down you just need to accept the risk to enter
yea pretty sure they just isolate the vocals from the karaoke, its a little scuffy sometimes in the ones ive listened to before
some do, but some of these are originals so they make their own neuro vocals
Thought it would have been fixed since
Bro is probably asleep or something
i mean the current one ran out today at 1:35 am so i guess someone forgot to update with a new one

context :modCheck:
what we have been talking about? the neuro shop certificate
Tell vedal there’s a problem with his website (white flashbang warning)
the thingy that tells your browser the website is secure and not a third party scam version
its been a hot minute since I Saw someone use safari
it breaks half way through for me 
Tutel safari mentioned?? 
skill issue
Black Friday so vedal is busy shopping for discounted alcohol
This is a fan-made rearrangement of “Birds of a Feather” by Billie Eilish, covered by Neuro & Evil.
The original Neuro & Evil cover was created by pb and Vedal.
【 CREDITS 】
✧ Vocals: Neuro & Evil
Neuro - https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Evil - https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
✧ Illustration: LightenBee
https://x.com/lightenbee
✧ Instrumental...
Fresh new weejio 
also wtf you're a neighbour? i spot tele2 LT
Mods he doxxed me
i use tele2 too

-# 

in latvian it's "tele divi" and it's quite catchy
tele du
Tele deez
Clap
this gif would go so much harder if it was white border black text
and also was sped up by 50%
still 2 more days until neuro, at least some 50% Evil
i don't have the opriginal withou t the text thoguh i coudl probably find it by searching "autism text" cus i remember i think vanorsigma talking about it
Neuro
damn it i'm misremembering the textless ver wasn't posted then
thinking neuro will get a stream until the subathon 
thinking neuro will stream on the subathon 
at least one more normal stream until then would be neat
you are right 
thinking 
hello nn
happy 1 year anniversary of the dougdoug collab
wishful thinking 
Hi dougdoug 
Stop thinking
hello doug doug guy 
No more Doug Doug collabs
i give up someone send me the autism gif without the autism text and i'll make it happen
Im thinking evil evil loo wee oo
very sad times
I want to make this shirt for me thoughts?
Go for it.
thanks daniel i can always rely on you
who

my name is not daniel
this seems marketable
WH
Hi Daniel. Nice to meet you
Ved should just start slapping emotes on shirts and sell them as merch. Unlimited profit
shut up dumbass

:forsenInsane: TODAY IS THE DAY
i mean i would even buy just some emotes as stickers
How are you doing, david?
Midness day
Same honestly
good


chat died
what 
mrauw
Fuck
too late already clicked
Cute!!!!
goes hard with disappeance of hatsune miku (cover) 
Can we kill a random chatter here please? Thanks
You go first.
do you want to choose or do we need to use the wheel?
😔
Spin the wheel of death
Wheels always remind me of the subathon now.
It’s Christmas month , Neurons🎄 
no
yes
no
?
nosn't
Here comes the Padoru
-# 
Neuro Padoru Padoru
that's ai
Bro i fell 
its not ai
I do not own any clips, i just try to save neuro content so everyone can watch it
livestream was on the 06.12.2023
https://www.makeship.com/products/evil-neuro-plush get your Evil Plush NOW!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 dont miss any stream
https://discord.gg/MZPyedT check out the offical discord
https://twitter.com/NeurosamaAI Neuro's ...
same
Happy birthday december 1st
The fuck is a padoru?

i swear to god if vedal starts with a Christmas song in the intro today 
was literally just googling it myself 
just some weeb shit
where have you been for the entirety of the internet
meet me rn
you don't know? its a classic
Shortest karaoke song
Is that jschlatt?
yes.
I only awoke from my tomb after 100000 years very recently, sorry 
okay, unc
damn, hope you had some financial investments from before your slumber
holy gem alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RROgXFBzgv4
#neurosama #vtuber
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This one is great too
I wish they had edited out the small break, besides that, peak 1 hour
christmas slop combined with weeb slop this is too much for me 
She's so talented.
Decided to upload these from my twitter!
https://twitter.com/Katsundra
I will continue to post on here as well :)

a classic, so happy that they made neuros 3d room
Yeah David?
wh
Oh you remind me that Neuro had her own 3D model
maybe she could do Padoru walk this year
-# 
its perfect for her, lots of spinning

Spinning all the way
new 1d neuro leak
btw did someone here ever try banana rum? like is it worth trying out?
idk rum in general is mid
you are mid
Scuff run, Goal is sub 11
Kinda bad at using Livesplit
Ask vedal or something idk /j
i got that one recommended like a few days ago xD
Ask any British person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvnEfypOc7s they have a faster one
Took the wrong turn on floor 3 and lost about 2 or so minutes. Sub 11 is close.
That voice at the end is me. Sorry, I got excited
almost 13:37 
AA speedrunning tournaments 
AA speedrunning leaderboard?
but hey theres a leaderboard
but hey
GPT speak ew
—
honeshtly
Oh...
thats just a theory 
|
This is possibly unironicly the worst take I have ever seen NN, and that's saying something.
just say you have bad taste thats ok 
wish he could like drop a link for his favorit brand 
i agree
thinking alcohol is beyond F- - tier is such a bad take
‹¥}ìó7ú
camila tea is where it's at
drink that instead kids
At least Masterlinkx agrees with me (I think).
i'm what
they made camila into tea?
Cimp tea
This quest to buy a soldering iron on Sunday evening was truly something 
embed fail?

:classic: rush to buy soldering iron on sunday evenings
hi Skelly and flesh
That one specific Neuro gif does not work.
Ikr
my president 
yeah rarely old gifs just break
Btw do you ever think you can learn a lot from each other
why is there 2 niacs
No.
can't for the reveal of nn users skin and nervous system
mods niac hates me
What 
I love you
Your highness 


Bro got left out.
it's too late now 
so ungrateful smh 
hello teletric

I remember when Ved loved that gif
silly car
did you know that we have an "_uh" for every letter of the alphabet
in 7TV
öuh
thats not in the alphabet
-# 
Don't eat car
auh buh cuh duh euh fuh guh huh iuh juh kuh luh muh nuh ouh puh quh ruh suh tuh uuh vuh wuh xuh yuh zuh
I can see all the new messages but it takes forever to send one
It's so annoying
looking if vedal ever said something in here about some brand of banana rum, found this wisdom from the turtle
@kind pecan do not spem ✋
all of them are 7TV emotes yet most of them do not have neuro versions...
✋ 
Interesting. Thanks ved for that bit of knowledge.
I love when I can't tell if it's supposed to be like this 
so when aa ab ac ad... 
a
a
ali
duh vuh suh
abandoned archive
abandoned bureau
abandoned container
abandoned depository
etc...
abandoned daughter
can u finish it 
$49.99 dlc
Abandoned V3 voice.
abandoned quantum tower
next year for sure
glorp
glorp
i wonder if someone ever made an ai extended version of the buhflipexplode gif, guess i'll ask potat the next time i see them
atleast no one is disliking this so far 
How about now

I must resist the urge to share another screenshot of a blurred smudge
damn can't believe one dislike made everyone uninterested in the video
I should make an evil version
take ur pick
Honestly we should be grateful it's Abandoned considering that 2 hour debut streams mean 2 weeks with only Tuesday Neuro 
Ill do it in 13 hours.
oh yeah good idea, thanks
neuroverdose
Yoo what a lucky guy 
go ahead 
not sold on amazon as far as i can find
"Filtered"
I feel like Evil would be more likely the one to do this (remember during the AA release dev stream what she said to Ved?)
This is a fan-made rearrangement of “Birds of a Feather” by Billie Eilish, covered by Neuro & Evil.
The original Neuro & Evil cover was created by pb and Vedal.
【 CREDITS 】
✧ Vocals: Neuro & Evil
Neuro - https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Evil - https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
✧ Illustration: LightenBee
https://x.com/lightenbee
✧ Instrumental...
here for you 🥉

birds of a feather murder together
spam
nah too lazy to check
You may of been last, but you are first to me 
neuro spam = good 
only ifi t's in #swarm :mmad
This is spamtastic
Neuro is the best and evil is the best
based
Nugget 
Neuro Nuggets
Everything's been going my way, lately. I hope I'm not going senile.
You hear that chat? She's happy she's not streaming
She’s officially a hag now
she's alive
can only feel sad if you remember the sad things
Fun fact, I had to fill pasteries with something similar to spam at my work to be baked, and the stuff was like, only 43% meat and rest other 
My favorite financial advisor 🐔
2 (mostly) evil weeks
Neuro: Everythings going great
Shes gonna die of old age PagBounce
She knows how the next week looks like
having one of those days where you feel a bit glum and don't know why
Maybe its because I live in a sunless land right now
3d neuro stream next week for sure
Glad there's nuro tonight to cheer me up a bit 
the uk?
you mean the red neuro i think
we will see, when the schedule drops and we have 7 days of evil 
Yeah the sun comes up at 8 and goes down at 4 rn 
all of them are the witness streams
Evil Neuro 
yeeah 
Devil sama?
and he will still not be done
true lol
I also wake up at like 11-12 because I'm a student 
So I get like three hours of proper sunlight a day right now

man that sucks 
btw
potat did you ever happen to make a extended version of the buhflipexplode gif?
I don't think so 
The sun never sets at the british empire
anyone got more neuro and evil gifs?
because it never rises
thank you 
We basically already know the schedule :
T Neuro
W theme stream
T Evil
F Mc
S Mc
S Mc
M dev
theme stream confirmed, you heard it here first
yoinked. so cute, love her expression xD
Skin colored banana
Yeah unless it's neuros turn in that case he will skip it 

Headphone warning ⚠️
🦻 WATT???
so like every banana if you're a minion
I WANTED TO GET THE NEW NNers
pipes
Pipes are so lame
Fitting
the 2 year old with pipes
For christmas i want pipes
i want a pizza cutter
for christmas I want nuer and eivl

i escaped the rabbit
Evil today after witnessing (heh)
be stuck on a puzzle for 2 hours.
Neuroists
i wonder if we get another presents review this year how many submissions are gonna be just pizza cutters xD
“We’ll surely finish this stream”
hi
Welcome home daniel
but pipes jokes are getting old 
bnuny 
hi plytha
hi home, i am dereinehalt
karens asking for 200 mcdoubles 3 minutes before close
Speedrun 
comfy Christmas stream with the twins would be so cute, but i could not watch
damnit
marry the pipes if you like them that much
neuro karen
Why not? 
Naruto and Hinata bedroom scene


The blonde one I called neuro and she kept sitting on my feet
All jokes get old
me neither probably 
have to eat the scrumptious meal my grandparents are marking
Shower? My gym bag?
NN never gets old, right NN?
nah everyone here are uncs
yes yes i am
too old to answer that 
I can't get old I'm already oldge 
can't be its a shower demon 
neuro bnuy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
30 and very much still saying "cracked" and "67"
yesterday i told my boss im cooked for christmas (my boss is 3 years younger than me)
ok thats better
that scared me
keep her in, the evil week isn't finished
its okay i got her out
Hi funni bunny
hi tartar
lets goooo
You about to witness the witness too?
mornin
put her in again
And close the lid. Forever
yea
Are we sure this isn't evil
also happy early december
no u
christmas coming
i cant, i dont have a plush to put in the jar
I dont want one
i still dont undertand why hjalnir who is like a top shipper, would seprate the twins like this
mhm the little rain room inside the house
thats why I have 4 silly
oh of course
Coal for you
i have 5 because neuro is better
I assume you have a vedal burning somewhere
3 neuros and 2 evils

nah I aint wasting money on that shit
None of you here deserve any christmas presents this year
And he’s got like 50 veedals hiding
whos the guy with like 8 lava lamps that all turned red one time
-# 
hjalnir isnt a veedlet with 10 vedal plushies

Santa isn't real anyways

what
whos got the demon now
Mods
there be children here man i cant hear u saying this shit
mods arent real either
who is ready for the witness stream? 
Neuro 
your right shiros canandian (fake) temmie is an aussie (fake) pb isnt a mod and vanor is birthday
Neuro is real
Neuro?
rafie might be a mod



vuh nuh
Jumpscare warning!
U arent real!!! U are only in my head
a mod, scatter 

for like the first 4 hours sure, hopefully vedal wont forget the entire game again and need 2 hours to find the right mindset 

wjhere are they walking
yay, so exciting
w-what about evil 
Let's hope Evil doesn't have another stroke 
yaps more
evil is the real-est
Ping me when he finishes the game
So I can spam "i was here" 
didn't say anything about it being exciting


Neuro and Evil are cute mhm pass it on

duh kuh
Thank you for petting the duck

i ate the duck
thanks for being my cat emote guy FeelsOkayMan
mods; excessive violence
Neuro herself warns not to eat me
eating evil's duck asap :bussin:

Neuro who?
Sama.
ew
u gotta remove the shell before blending 

How should i recycle the shell?
Kick it like a soccer ball, see how far you can get it.

hat, shovel, bowl, catbed, flowerpot
hazza i have nitroed

🔥
mornin NN. we witness today 
No one is excited
exactly 
Good morning Cbee! 

beef sama



the door is over there
I location agree with tomato location that. We should character all be staples excited for location stream today.
Hey NN
I foresaw evil trolling vedal by saying location in a random sentence today 
Hello Waffles! 
lemme see
no. close your eyes


what kind of question even is that
people use the discord soundboard?
you want it for a bit?
i can make the animated version of that an animated emote
oh no you don't have to
Rare Vanor w
Filipino boy?

Sup NN how are you today?
yes
doing fine, feeling the jolly vibes
Hello Phonic! 
Vanor adding an Evil soundboard
hes trynna get cred

its a ploy
Important question how does one get the Birthday thing since it's mine today
ask the mods
you mean vanor?
vanor
i blame autocorrect
Got it thanks

Hi, someone sent me here xd, ok, I got a question: does anyone know if lavalamps is on sale again? I see that it's available on juniper 🤔
Hydrate
no they aren’t, they are just displayed there
Do not sip
there are no plans to rerelease the lavalamps
probably they will not be again on sale, only as a historic item on the page
I've decided to keep my swarm sync off during evil streams since she can't change the color anyway
oh ok, ty
Guys.... Dont drink vodka, drink whiskey instead
mhm then you can have it a dif color 
yeah, probably not gonna turn it on at all today though
I just got confused bc there was a notification on the app, like "theres new products"..
does someone have quick access to the animated version of this
and also the artist name
also your credit card details and the 3 numbers at the back
Hey Vanor while you're here can I get the birthday role it's my birthday today
it'll be delivered to you in the next 2 business hours (hopefully)
business hours
Thank you 

was this drawn by j0ker too?
Paccha
that frame is funny
fairly sure its paccha art yea
thanku
that one too
is this how the current administration collects taxes


why she freeze

why she staring at me like that
Death stare
weird it only does it once and then just stares at you

does this work better?
+intimidation points


it's not fast enough
I kinda love Evil just stares at you it's funny

i think you should keep it staring
Dont fix its perfect

:evilEggs~1:
I agree keep it
:evilEggs~1: 
where

i already fixed it



🥚
Deleted right as I sent it

Vanor loves Evil!
now its just invisible for me 


Now there is no stare
EGGS! 
🥚🥚
🥚🥚
🥚🥚
🥚🥚
🥚🥚
🥚🥚
🥚🥚
🥚🥚

👉 🥚
🥚 
🥚 
looks perfect with reduced animations xD
egg
GOODONE
I loev eggs
hi ayayato
vanor jumpscare
maybe you're a bat?
m
That's crazy
can you rate evil from a scale of 10 to 10
muh
Classic
10 out of 10 evil
Like a 10
ITS evil
spam is bussin tho idc whats in it

So much evil guys be careful around here
spam actually contains uranium
trust
She eviled on my neuro until i sama
Ultra condensed animal fats and other meats into one super meat

Neuro until she evil out all over the place
why eat ewranium when you can eat yumranium
I love Neurotic Neurons!
should've said uraniyum
I love you
I HATE NEUROTIC NEURONS
not even going to 100?

it's a continuous scale
Okay, but what do you love about it?
Yummy chemicals placed in it to preserve it. Could be the secret to immortality
?
seems someone is excited to continue playing (totally not just the mods that set the title)
We hate you too! 











it's sunday today