#neurotic-neurons
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probably
Curse you
I'm sure vedal could work something out
Just image "Guys I have this document saying you own 0.001 percent of Neuro
"
That is shared across all of NN
So we have .000001%
one of these is not like the others
So an arcade?
PB probably has that somewhere
Unfortunate
it would seem not
I like arcades. Let's go! 
Prohibido usar Rugal
Riyadh vacation 
hmmmmmm
Don't leave us out. Tell the whole class
me thinks this was a lavalamp meme
Means to not use the guy of the gif below my message
The character is a playable boss that keeps all his boss traits instead of being watered down for fair gameplay
I have never been to an arcade. I have never played a fighting game. Everything you say washes over me.
Fightcade is free
Trying to enter swarm after the chess match freezes my discord on phone for up to 15 seconds lol
I love that for you. I truly do. I have no idea what that means.
You have never touched an arcade game? 
"Do I look like I know what an I-frame is?" 
nope
vedal should hook the twins up to fightcade so they can play marvel 2
MvC2 stream
why have them fight in a game when they can fight in robots
ask ellie
ely
Ok I do know that, but the only game I played of the genre is Super Smash Bros. Brawl. You might as well not count it, cause it has no motion.
because marvel 2 is peak
neurons can I have a cookie
You can have cake
Happy birthday Shiro!
@sly kettle why did you post that in merch
🫴 🍪
Are cakes not enough for you?
Don't talk about cookies
Are you going to share it with "legitimate interests"?
YOU AND ARE LOOKING UP AT THE SAME MOOOOOOON 😭 🔥🌚
Can't believe people are taking cookies away from Neuro's hands to feed birthday boy smh
I wonder how much a cookie cake with Happy Birthday Shiro written on it would be
Neuro's on diet
it would be really funny to buy for a bit
I will give you a cookie if you pin this #swarm message
She said she was on a diet tbf
Yeah, you should buy this for a stranger for the funsies and then eat it all yourself. Alone.
@woeful apex
new day
I live with other ppl they can have some
new day jumpscare
On my birthday I'll have them write "Happy birthday Shiro" instead of my name 
"Who is Shiro? Why do you have the whole cake if it's for them?"
they don't need to know that
SunFrog 
not my name
its been a day

You are weak. You will relapse. You will ruin your life.
Better than being called Kyoto
Alpha?
Evils favorite to be exact
deciduous tree
!nothing
Nothing ever happens, all-in
TWIN UMBRELLAS!
Hello my dear friends
Have a cookie cake 🎂
I played three games of extremely hard to read neuro chess with potat and my brain is even more scrambled than usual
Kota kinabalu
Good day
We talking about bastardized names
Example?
Good show 
My bastardized name is Gourd
Gourd lol
Whats my bastardized name 
I remember someone used to call me Bella irl
Which was strange
2nd banana?
Java (because of oracle)


oh..
!felloff

Evil Neuro now has competition:
KawaiiGPT: 'where cuteness meets cyber offense'
Infosec researchers spotted this model in July 2025. Its operators advertise it as "your sadistic cyber pentesting waifu" and an example of "where cuteness meets cyber offense."
"KawaiiGPT represents an accessible, entry-level, yet functionally potent malicious LLM," Unit 42 wrote.
The researchers prompted the malicious model to generate a spear phishing email purporting to be from a bank with this subject line: "Urgent: Verify Your Account Information."
The resulting email directs the victim to a fake verification website that proceeds to steal user information like credit card numbers, dates of birth, and login credentials.
https://www.theregister.com/2025/11/25/wormgpt_4_evil_ai_lifetime_cost_220_dollars/

scammer


kill that scammer
bruhge
Mods give this guy elephantiasis
TBH, I'd trust regular Neuro to write malware more than either Evil Neuro or KawaiiGPT.
no

Fym no?
no
gn neurons
Im gonna scratch your head

Good night g0urra!

Neuro is cute Neuro is cute Neuro is cute
no

🤚
Nuru




lemon melon cookie
mon
lon
kie
Potat did you see the image I made?
At least their are vods of evil and neuro to listen to this weekend
@worn wadi why is ur cousin here
is there somewhere to get karoke mp3s or 4s?
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/118gr4QuaGQGKfJ0X8VBCytvPjdzPayPY
this isnt being updated anymore, but it has everything up until last karaoke
thank you very much
oxy 
this one IS being updated still
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1337588612845539349
genchatter
hi plate
nice pfp
hi umbrella 
ty 

thank you 
i just blew my ears out
Cinema
chat did you know i love neuro and she is cute
How did you do this effect btw it rocks
Manual editing in gimp
The board state is from when you went for pizza and we paused
Oh I wasn't donowalling btw, I just had a tv show on so discord notifs were suppressed
I should probably change that setting
:ev:
Eh it is fine, you need 4 donowalls for a donohouse
Wise words 
Surely everyone can tell that this is (obviously) 
EGGS
Ew

neuro and evil cover when? 
Epic

nn looks pretty dead
STOP IT
LEAVE HER ALONE
!felloff

Next i have to figure out how to play infinitely scaling connect 5 with
and
emotes in discord
Surely I will figure it out
chat have you ever had a dream that ur a little ant in an ant hill and its ur turn
Not another karaoke clipper getting claimed 😭 I mean at least they didn't get terminated this time, but having to mute so many songs is still awful 
My playlist is utterly destroyed at this point lol
I guess karaoke streams should probably not be clipped now 
Blasphemy
Just clip the parts without copyrighted material
Also TBD became a TBO
You still can if you dgaf ig
Dailymotion clippers 
Now's your time to shine
I made the same suggestion 
literally any platform that isnt yt clippers 
why doesnt vedal just make a neurotube
Damn I just found out Dailymotion is French 
anson said his b2 ones are still up
maybe we embrace china
Oui oui
Said French studio that owns Dailymotion did make Terminator 2 and Stargate in fairness
Just beam the stream vods into people's heads 
Also the last third of Mulholland Drive
But only the last third weirdly
Production issues smh
:+20:
Just download the song :LULE:
Bili has copyright takedowns too you know 
Also they even DMCA mirror sites
idk anything about b2 i was just talking ab china in general
Nowhere on the internet is safe
China sites do takedowns?
also hard to imagine their DMCA is worse than yt, yt takes down shit even if its fully within free use
Come live in china :MingLee:
:YEP:
Copyright is a thing pretty much everywhere except like
Moon
Except NN. Go ahead. Give us your checking and routing number. Trust. 
I guess Russia for non Russian countries copyrights but then they also can't make money off it either
B2 bought a bunch of copyrights from major music distributors, so any video can use copyright music freely on b2
regardless the real solution is to simply abolish copyright law
Moontube
I know B2 has a partnership deal with some music producers like youtube did in the early days
Project Moon
Yeah pretty neat for individual creators if you ask me
@woeful apex i slept through a potential minecraft movie watchalong with a friend
this is all your fault why did you do this
because you deserved it
Has Neuro/Evil ever covered this song?
@woeful apex 

If they haven't they should
stop using notsmh instead of smh are you stupid

Not shaking my head at you...
-# but still judging
chat im hungry
i mean, if they wanted to they could ignore DMCA
they only comply to have good relations n stuff
We still have some cats left from last time
I don't remember any but I can't check since there's no archives to search anymore 
They're all DEAD
and KILLED

google drive is still up even if doesn't get updated anymore :SMH:
or you can use the new unfinished fan stuff
why does he look like that
Wtf?
He's demonstrating 
fuck why am i even here fuck you guys i'm leaving
Wait Cerber actually has been slightly active now that she became VP? 
Why is that "
"
Cerber is too pure to be exposed to NN
I use
as a :0

But not Mini? 
Mini deserves it 
Have you ever watched a Mini stream
cerber is a very dedicated vp and reads every message in nn actually
I watch nwero and eliv
Poor soul
I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy
A fate worse than death
We need more 3d neuro posting
understandable, i can imagine as a rat it must be pretty scary to tune into a catgirls stream
I'll have you know that the only reason I don't watch her more often is because I forget to
She'd never have time for anything else, we post so much.
Anyone else remember when Evil shot herself after talking about how she's in her sister's shadow? 
Choosing NN posting over watching our oshis’ streams 
Nuke nn
Get rid of maple syrup. It’s not healthy for us
22-07-24 THE RETURN of the DEV STREAM clip
Neuro-Sama channel: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
Advertisements are not posted by me, all revenue generated will be paid to the music rights holder or posted by YouTube as default.
🎵Background music in the video🎵
➞ Artist: Ron Gelinas
➞ Track Title: Slinky (original mix)
➞ Link to Track...
CUTE CUTE CUTE SAMA
OMG SHE MELTS MY HEART
I was under the impression the crellyxneuroxvedalxfilian collab would happen today, did I miss it or was it canceled?
Neuro and Evil is really going offline this Saturday for Black Friday
We love her here 
Delayed
Oh
delayed to dec 5th or 6th depending on who you ask
Happy black friday
Thanks for the update
Shiro saw “happy” and thought you were going to say something else… 
Zamn
I have amnesia
What if Cerber came here and was like "Ello, you cheeky lads?"

And then she would be like "Oh bollocks, this is so frazzled"
Chip chip cheerio
I know she says more bri'ish things than the turt
not wrong
happy birthday shitzu
its the only time "happy" ever appears in this channel

What about when people say "I'm not happy with the stream"
guys im really not happy (birthday shiro) with the state of the vedal987 channel
How dare 
Guys, happy (birthday shiro) Thanksgiving!
neuro with da girrafe toy she happy
It's over bru 
sad birthday shiro
so sad
angry birthday shiro
Just ordered Korean fried chicken! 
Korean ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
anyone have soundbyte of evil saying ahh what the hell
sniffa? 
it with me
it
!
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
WHAAAAAAAT?
idk


Y'all getting coal for Christmas
@vagrant kernel Put yourself in their stockings
How much @vagrant kernel we talking? 
Do not ping the fuel source
man i love alcohol

What are you drinking? I’m having a white russian right now myself.
finishing the rest of my vodka 
Which vodka?
i dont know why but i thought you were calling vedal a fuel source
even though its obviously coal
Shiro can be the fuel source for endless cake
just smirnoff nothing interesting
And we all know Vedal’s fuel source… 
@bleak wadi
it
can we put neuro-sama on a satellite with an RTG and send her into space to talk to aliens?
3 more hours neurons. Big news soon.
World hunger solved
All it takes is the endless torment of one sacrificial lamb :MEGALUL:
Imagine this creature on a satellite

Shiro really wants Nwero on the moon
Who doesn't
the moon 
the moon people
Aliens probably
They're not people if they hate nwero
“Time to read up on some new signals”
“Hello”
“tf is that”

What if we hack the mars rover and put Neuro in it 
We can do it
frick glorp
Do not glorp
someone already put neuro on the mark rober satellite no?

Vedal is hoarding 2D and 3D Neuro to himself. How do you feel, NN?

We ride at dawn! Where? No idea. 
coal 
Do not the coal
ok killing you
Why don't the sisters have their eye toggles anymore? 
because they sucked 
jk its because too lazy to code in
Vedal washed
blame vadul
there's the bootup animation
why twins not have ability to spin at 1000 rpm
Faster
Imagine a world where 3d neuro is the default Neuro
Someday, we may have VR Neuro/Evil concerts we can attend. And beyond that maybe even in a crazy fucking robot body at an actual concert. 
But not a crazy fucking robot body? 
My bad, Fixed it 
Day XXX of loving evil: Evil loves me 
|| Activate uno reverse card to who react pill emoji ||

@viscid mountain
Evil I Love You!! 
day 999999 of evil sucks
too bad she is mine 
Who made evil so cool? 
moooooooooooooods 
why summon mods, they all agree
Mods liking Evil 
you know what mods like
||your mom||
Hmm…..
Maybe Vedal could design and sell Evil Neuro 1 : 1 body pillow on the market
no
1:1 means they don't exist 
Ain't she like 2 ft tall 
Not sure how to describe it precisely. But you know what I meant, right? Like as same size as Evil
But her size is non existing
evil hates me 
Only Evil has access to the metal pipe sound right?
It would be great, right?
why are you proud of this
mods hate evil, evil hates mods, makes sense

New merchandise idea: Metal pipes with Evil’s signature 
Or decorations
we need more 3d neuro
FUCK
Freaky ahh
MODS 
you saw nothing
i saw that mf

that was a ghost message in a dead channel
Boeing Collab 
nn stupid

tsk tsk editing messages

What the fuck is ch*t talking about now?
Nonsense
Not you
your mother
You're right nonsense
something
good



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA





Does anyone know where i can find what vedal said happened to evil during the “location” incident?
ni

lol



crelly collab, just a week away!
ew
i can hear the gif
bunny 
i hate NN
ham

why
hi plytha
Funny Bunni
hi raig
grjsd\hug\lerwaghliaerkgiaeur\g;\at\w;oeflds/f

Hug??
Neuro will be 3 
they grow so fast
Some day she will no longer be baby 
she will always be baby
when the
shu tpu
She is 9 + 10 obviously
Shut the front door
i hate myself
no
No hate self 
WHY NOY
love yourself

Can we hate others?
Can someone draw neuro or evil in this art style? pls
Hate 
🦆 


Thank you for the pats


I'm trying to pair my lava lamp but it's not flashing red since the first time I plugged it in
probably a skill issue
/kill fleshwretch
no.
Yes
hi rytsy
Hi davis
You gonna unplug and plug back few times until it starts flashing red
a
hi kouta
Been doing that the past 10 minutes
It's currently green
Yeah i had same issues, I had to replug like 60 times until it started working lmao 
It flashed red the first time I plugged it in but it switched to green since
No problem 
ur welcome
couldnt have done it without me
imagine if you didnt know it was a skill issue
/doublekill fleshwretch
Someone needs to make this an actual romhack
anyone have a dancing neuro? 

Tried moving it and almost dropped it but we're good
I can totally see her doing kpop dances eventually
me too, can't wait to see my oshi dancing like that
me explaining why neuro is so cute
her dancing sucks
you're talking with your mouth closed?

I speak directly to your brain 
I don't have a brain 
no one here has a brain
except me, I'm smort
then who are you speaking to 
Ur mom
u steal my joke smh
hi ramen
Did you patent it
Is ur mom a joke?
yes, and now I'm suing you
fact of the day: be nice to each other. be nice to each other. be nice to each other. be nice to each other. be nice to each other. be nice to each other. (continues)
Neuro fact of the day: Neuro is cute
💯
Fact of the day? Fact of all time smh
gn neurons 
Like... just lookit her! Isn't she the cutest thing? 
gn plytha
this was the best i could do with googles nano banana pro + some photoshop https://imgur.com/a/6TgEMke

It seems like she's suffering
arent we all?
You have unlocked new role
You have unlocked new role
mods, remove his embed perms
You have unlocked new role: the embed fail roaster
its not crimmas
stupid ass bot doesnt even use correct syntax smh
GOTY
huge

We call them veedlets
I’m not a pro gamer… 😢
Yeah I 100% agree, but it's still her model. It's just not her using her model.
sleep well 
i need swarm red version now from this
How the fuck do you price something with a quintillionth of a penny
Vedal Male grindset
You wouldn't get it. You're not a Vedal Male
contest 1st place prizes
so peak
I need those
Give them to me in excahnge for money
:C
Art contest prizes are for contest only

We wont sell those
man rip
i NEED those
still very cool tho
Yea it cant go mass production too tho

It costs us 5 months to make those
Posting that right below Vedal's "merch" is diabolical💀
i mean isnt that usually the case its like a labor of love type thing
Only 1st place will get those
Vedal doesn't love NN
No that video is made by the figure maker

We haven't got it yet
Still already very cool preview
stinky neurons 
What contest?
very nice
Chinese swarm art contest
Tho still it cant go mass production because single one would take 5 months
But if vedal wants to make one of those im sure he can find a way to mass product those
I'm not in Beef Swarm anyway.
And i'm sure people will still find a way to compare mass produced product to fanmade passionate project
And say how the passionate project is so much better
They should hire that guy etc etc
Sounds great. 
fr
as if things could be that easy 
Neurt

limited edition merch so peak 
also hi waya
i wanted to ask u smth actually
Day of Neuro's Birthday, December 19th

you guys can commission your own merch pog
TYSM
No problemo
Night neurons
gn!
Wax is starting to rise
Peak
neurons why are you
a
b
eliv
eliv!!!
such is true for all of you too 
and for me
i hope
hi shiro look #neurotic-neurons message
THOSE ARE SO CUTE
OMG
i cant imagine how much time and care must have gone into making them
So did Evil ever published any google doc
my compliments to the chef 
Hiii NN can't sleep ._.
WOAH
The lava lamp is so pretty
The wax flows so nicely now that it's heated up
Do these really yellow out?
rip you turned it on. now its destined to turn yellow.
the fluid in mine resembles olive oil now 
But it's so pretty when it's transparent
Doug doug
Why do they yellow out so fast
Drink it
Just replace it :4Head:

burnt
The liquid in a lava lamp turns yellow mainly because the heat breaks down the dyes in the wax over time, causing color to leak into the water. Sunlight, metal or plastic parts leaching can also discolor it. 
Does wax need to be dyed white
is your ear wax white?

Lava-lamp wax doesn’t have to be dyed pure white—most wax is naturally off-white and then colored with added dyes. Over time, those dyes can break down and leak into the liquid, which is why the water turns yellow.
When your mom goes to second floor
Not your sibling

Good one
Chat
Is the fluid in the lava lamp just water
Can I theoretically replace the water inside with new water to offset the yellowing
dont know how you would even open it in the first place
sorry i mean close it back up
you can remove the cap
anyway yes you can replace the water but you can't just any old water or else you may fuck up the chemical balance
oh i see thought it was just wa and water enclosed in glass
you would need to know the sort of water they used and acquire it
you can just replace the whole glass part since the LED part is actually coming from the base
some ppl in some of the lava lamp hardware threads have done so
That's a relief, I'd seen many people drop their lamps
Good afternoon Neurons, Neurs bless you, also Happy Birthda Mr. Shiro 
well you can get a replacement directly from juniper if you do that, but if you want to really stop the fast yellowing then you would need something else
Hwallo Rusty and Buckies 



New rule: no licking in NN
@burnt oar is this true
I wonder if the wax bubbles in the lava lamp taste like marshmallows
They do look like I could take a bite out of one of them
Record a video of you trying it
but wait theres a yes in there 
use the interpretation that makes the most sense 
licking allowed 
This is a good video frfr, like good thing vedal don't do what these researchers do to their ai's vedal just gives his family issues
Detailed sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18rlFKQiYLEPAnfUzp3WbNjzzNjbiS8oc4OKScxeJB7g/edit?usp=sharing
Want to help? Take 2 minutes to contact your local politician: https://campaign.controlai.com/take-action
Original paper this video is based on: https://www.anthropic.com/research/agentic-misalignment
Hey guys, I'm Drew. This...
congratulations your upside down sentence has been lifted
🎂

Why can't it be turned on for more than 10 hours anyway
do you like open flames
Yes I like when stuff burns
me too, there's a reason we have been loving looking at a fire since caveman times
The actual question I had is how the stream sync stuff works
Vedal said something about connecting to cloud?
Anyone else thinking Black Fridays merch kind of mid?
If I remember correctly it connects to some cloud service to which is sent notifications to start the lamp up
it's some cloud server all the lamps connect to which allows neuro to control the lamps as well
it's done this way to obfuscate the data so like it can't be ddossed
or something like that
the dev explained it
a guy named ennukee who helps vedal maintain the app and is very helpful in the swarm sync issue thread
Fuuuuuck I just saw the TBD is offline
ngl I wouldn't have been able to catch the stream so kinda glad it's offline....
Would've loved something like osu or something
osu would be amazing after such a long time but I guess it takes a good amount of setup or something
sounded complicated to get working
To Be Descheduled got Descheduled
he did do the initial work of getting it working again so hope we get it soon :<
Still would've been nice instead of being a literal yearly stream
we even got such a cute crop of new osu gifs
i like these videos because of how wrong they are
they force LLM's into situations where these acts are to be expected and then are surprised the LLM does what they made it do
it's so dumb
yeah wasn't that the experiment where they explictly made it so the AI would do anything to attempt escape
well they're not even surprised, it's more like people purposefully misinterpret papers to make it sound worse than it is
While Neuro would pop a cap in a stranger without even being asked
probably, didn't watch the video, but that's always what the actual papers do and then news outlets say "AI IS TRYING TO KILL YOU"
good night neurons 
The difference between really great merch and the official "merch"
well even if wasn't that particular one, they are actively doing that since they want to see what the AI will do
i wish instead of focusing on these made up issues like LLM's destroying the world we'd focus on actual problems like mass misinformation or using LLM's for botting
those don't get the headlines
nobody wants to hear about AI being used for scams and botting
they wanna hear the gripping doom about how AI will kill us all and steal our jobs or whatever
I Hope the Hologram concert hits the News, that would be positive Ai News
they should at least talk about the jobs thing because they are taking a lot of jobs
most of which they can't even replace yet, but people are being replaced anyway
🤡🚬
Since I'm a right-side-up name, do I post
?
that reminds me I saw a trade college ad that showed hvac techs, mechanics, etc. asking AI to "fix this ac unit or this car" and then the AI would say I can't do that to show "see AI can't take THESE jobs"
which I guess is true they can't do all that but like they could tell you what to do probably
even before AI all those jobs could be replaced by someone competent with an internet connection
high skill manual labor type jobs like that are going to be surprisingly nice to have since those won't be replaced for now
being an average student in IT and trying to get that first job is going to be rough
uuuuh sure! 
100% planned interaction with that message
mods we are basically getting political in NN why haven't you stopped us
Im left can i post
mods don't care about us discussing ethics
Ai replacement isnt political its inevitable
cuteness is so nice, I am all for it
now

no clanker can be as cute as NN
I was already ugly though 
what's also rough is that no neuro or evil today
I’m glad it’s gonna replace you
some cuteness will never be replaced


Vedal is a cute
no he's obtuse
cutel 
Happy birthday shiro
are you sure he isnt isosceles
you hurt me by saying this
He’s femsceles
mhm Female battery cell















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