neurotic-neurons

[narrow spade]

This is not confusing at all

[crude lintel]

Classic Vedal

Branding still leaves something to be desired.

[solar belfry]

indesicive ved

[steel zinc]

Indecisive

[neat sail]

twins having a beach stream again would be awesome

[narrow spade]

You think he learned by now

[neat sail]

have we even had a beach stream since the hiyori one

[solar belfry]

No, same for his sleep schedule lul

[crude lintel]

Probably not, no.

[languid narwhal]

Neuro beach episode :PagMan:

[solid lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1347726167679041638/neur-peephole.gif

[silk leaf]

i still remember someone made a neuro beach animation

[narrow spade]

There was supposed to be a beach stream last year but Vedal threw Neuro in the ocean because he had no swimsuit outfit for her

[solid lance]

i thought it was just more a different theme

[neat sail]

yeah it would just be a themed stream

but I don't mind that

[hot swift]

@neat sail Hi Shiro!

[solar belfry]

U know which stream we are never getting? neuro valentine stream

[narrow spade]

He even used the same background

[neat sail]

last time we got one of those I helped plan it

[cyan quiver]

[bitter flint]

wayaPeek

[neat sail]

hi!

[steel zinc]

Isn't that the stream where Neuro glitched and kept saying 'Vedal'

[cyan quiver]

peeking

[bitter flint]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231631731807883345/1231631732613058641/animation_1_1_1_1.gif

[neat sail]

what does 'Vedal' mean

[cyan quiver]

[cyan quiver]

Vedal

[steel zinc]

Coldfish

[languid narwhal]

The rapid

[cyan quiver]

[lunar canopy]

this thing

[narrow spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1349849036479533137/whenicatchvedal.gif

[unreal hedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1396305174158512178/1396305174624075907/IMG_2352.gif

[wooden dagger]

Chat

[hot swift]

He looks so pissed

[steel zinc]

Cube Neuro

[untold imp]

typical stinky #neurotic-neurons

[warm talon]

Damn when I thought Vedal couldn't be lazier, he hits me with the blandest shirt ever ™

At this point if you want Neuro stuff might aswell look into the CN community cause the official stuff is just depressing

[foggy moss]

[surreal needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1443315453287202947/1443315453601513705/Evil_Lonely_Dance.gif

[molten mica]

WWAYYYAA

[untold imp]

niac

[molten mica]

eggs

[worn wadi]

[molten mica]

shut up @worn wadi

[untold imp]

[worn wadi]

finally used the clipboard

[molten mica]

no I just typed it very fast

Thanks for finally showing up oxy

[untold imp]

stinky air

stop sniffing

why is goose eassaying

[turbid nymph]

....I'm really not sure what they were going for with these t-shirts. The logo is right in the center and very small. I can appreciate "Letting Neuro decide how it looks" but surely there were better ways to execute this.

[jade cradle]

True

[turbid nymph]

Check it out, I made it look better without even doing anything

[untold imp]

you finna be in another nn review video bro

[real charm]

merch dooming

[solar belfry]

New neurocrumbs vid, norc selling fakes merch

[turbid nymph]

Alright, alright, alright. I'll shut up before clippers see me

[real charm]

tho yeah personally those sorts of designs are lame

that sort of minimalist look is pointless, i'd rather wear a pure black shirt than a pure black shirt with a random logo somewhere or smtn

[eternal oar]

Nah this time he right

[unreal hedge]

Those aren’t Turkey

[eternal oar]

I expected more than just shirts with a logo

[sinful sparrow]

What does it look like?

[turbid nymph]

Seriously... here, check this out.

Just put the logo on the sleeve. All done!

10x better

[real charm]

i don't get why he's complicating things
make the neuro toilet it's much simpler

[eternal oar]

You might be cooking

[warm talon]

I dont get why we are still discussing in making shirts so bland and boring with how much they cost

[hot swift]

Too late…maybe

[sinful sparrow]

Nahh man it hurts to look at, too asymmetrical for the high contrast and it messes with my OCD.

[eternal oar]

Well the back has hearts on it at least

[warm talon]

Make it like the sports sleeve sponsor

[foggy moss]

yeah and a pure black shirt wouldn't cost me like 35€

[valid moth]

this one is not the merch where he's "Letting Neuro decide how it looks". that one comes out Dec 19th. this merch is ass tho

[frank lagoon]

Here is a logo on a shirt, that will be 50$ with shipping, thanks

But he doesn't want to just "peddle merch"

[sinful sparrow]

That’s it? That’s horrible wtf?

[hot swift]

Now, if it were glow in the dark…

[warm talon]

Meanwhile the Evil plushie is dead in the water and its been 2 years since the og run

[turbid nymph]

Black shurt, single logo on sleeve. But I can do it even better... hold on

[real charm]

a normal price for a t-shirt is 20, 30 eur idk why ppl find that to be expensive :Confused:

[warm talon]

Add the shipping

[sinful sparrow]

Hopefully Neuro and Evil get new clothes with actual art on them because this is just depressing.

[foggy moss]

were do you buy your shirts bro

[frank lagoon]

My shirts from an online store are 15$ and those are with full prints on the front

Dunno where you're getting 30$ shirts

[warm talon]

When I can go to fricking Primark to buy more interesting shirts than this I can tell you its a bad design for its cost

[real charm]

i mean that's legit a normal price
sure there's ones for less, but those are either discounted or low quality

not to mention actually good designs that aren't a random template on the front will cost extra

[untold imp]

make it smallest as possible

[real charm]

i swear people live off buying bum clothing and then being surprised it's cheap

[dull stag]

Better one

[turbid nymph]

LOL

[frank lagoon]

Not my fault you have some ass clothing stores in your country

[warm talon]

For the 30 euros I hope yours lasts a live time

[real charm]

they usually last 10+ years

[eternal oar]

Another L take from canruf.

[real charm]

well that's an assumption based on the fact my 10 year old shirts are finally dying, o7

[warm talon]

15 bucks last 10 here if you wash them the correct way

[frank lagoon]

Same here

[dull stag]

$49,99
Made from 100% recycled AI

[open cipher]

This is one of those shirts that have a tiny logo on the front and some huge artwork on the back

[valid moth]

just get a tattoo

[warm talon]

Temporary tattoo

[valid moth]

that'd be $50

[untold imp]

oh sick, a neuro tattoo?

[warm talon]

Would be more unique and fun than this shirt

[untold imp]

and an additional shirt too?

[dull stag]

Smh Vedal forgot Evil

[frank lagoon]

It's too much effort to put her logo on a shirt apparently

[warm talon]

He doesnt forget Evil, he purposefully skips Evil

[untold imp]

redston

[indigo ether]

dang what happened to the like keychains and reversible shirts

[frank lagoon]

That's on the birthday

[warm talon]

Redston time to change to Pinkston or Blackston to show your support for the new merch

[dull stag]

That’s the price of a lava lamp

That’s diabolical

[warm talon]

Changed to the birthday

[unreal hedge]

Wdym changed

[frank lagoon]

Will the clothes also turn into piss?

[foggy moss]

dont forget the tax and shipping

[boreal widget]

GODDAMN

[warm talon]

Oh fuck... that needs to pay customs too....

[indigo ether]

tbh it’s like avg merch price

[turbid nymph]

Honestly, they should just rip off people on etsy.

[warm talon]

But tbh the merch isnt even average

[dull stag]

https://neurosama.shop

[indigo ether]

logo on shirt, seems average to me tbh

[boreal widget]

But tbh the average isn't even merch

[unreal hedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1388961084723040298/ezgif.com-speed.gif

[frank lagoon]

I'm so glad that we have some artists in the community that I can buy merch from cause holy fuck, Vedal is bad at this

[warm talon]

The average merch has an art on it
Not a blink it you miss tiny logo

[dull stag]

Vedal said he didn’t want people to recognize his merch or something like that

[frank lagoon]

He said both

Before he said it was cool to see Neuro merch in public

[warm talon]

Vedal Just throws random stuff into the wall

He has also said that he hopes to find people wearing Neuro stuff on the street

[untold imp]

barely anyone recognizes neuro slop sama tbh

[warm talon]

If someone wears this shirt how can he tell without being like 1 m away?

[indigo stone]

i have converted most of my coworkers at this point

[boreal widget]

Fr fr who is even Neuro sama? Sounds like a sandwhich or something

[indigo ether]

I like discreet merch but i also like it to be cool

[indigo stone]

i think the reverable one will be the best for recognizing

[sinful sparrow]

Even I could do better.

[warm talon]

But the problem is that for Vedal discreet isnt discreet, its downright impossible to tell

[untold imp]

tbh, thats sick

[boreal widget]

I think I saw a shirt like that at Goodwill

[indigo stone]

well at least were big enough to have merch at all

[turbid nymph]

This is very well done. Honestly, this should be Neuro merch

[indigo ether]

what if he sells heart hairpins as merch (wouldn’t sell because girls don’t exist) but like itd be neat

[indigo stone]

i know at least 1 person who i could get them for

[dull stag]

Anyone can spare $100?

[warm talon]

What if he sells the Evil plushie that he had designed for her birthday and binned last minute... its been 2 years since its first run

[frank lagoon]

Just go to a local shop and have then print it at this point, probably gonna be less expensive

[dull stag]

I don’t want Vedal to send Evil to kill me

[indigo ether]

tbh id rather get a new plush design than another fumo. I love the fumos but like there’s so many ways to design a plush, we don’t need to basically re release the same one

[sinful sparrow]

Idk about that but thanks. I think just as an idea for something that's low-key but also interesting enough to be worth wearing. What I posted is a poor example imo, if it was a more distressed looking design I think that could look cool.

[warm talon]

Why arent the keychains here? They should be permanent merch not subathon merch...

[frank lagoon]

If Evil kills anyone, it's gonna be Vedal for refusing to do merch for her

[halcyon breach]

i was looking forward to whatever keychain it was gonna be but just gonna wait for dec 19 then

[covert gulch]

I'm a guy with a long hair, wearing all black and military boots and I would by pink hairpins for sure

[warm talon]

We already had the re release of Neuros and in 2 years the community changed a lot
There are some people that can only get that plushie if they buy it from resellers

[turbid nymph]

No no, I'm serious. If you put up your own shop and sold it as guerilla neuro merch, you'd outsell the official brand very quickly.

[warm talon]

And the plushies being the same but just with a different shirt is not more interesting than the plushies with their actual design

[indigo ether]

I’m not opposed to new plushies i just want different designs

[turbid nymph]

Honestly, if you just submitted it to Vedal as a replacement for the people he's using, he might switch

[boreal widget]

Just grow some cotton in your back yard. Harvest and process it into cloth. Sew the cloth into a t-shirt then print your graphic onto the shirt. Probably gonna be less expensive

[sinful sparrow]

I might work on it a bit but idk man. Thanks for the compliments though.

[frank lagoon]

Good idea

[warm talon]

He should have sold the witch outfit twins and the neurobread some time ago

[void drift]

i wish girls were real 😔

[eternal oar]

Well here’s my attempt not so discreet merch

[warm talon]

But now the prio should be rereleasing the OGs and then outfits

[warm talon]

Damn that actually looks cool

[covert gulch]

Why

[untold imp]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-neuro-evil-neuro-boom-evil-neuro-middle-finger-evil-neuro-concert-evil-neuro-singing-gif-9600157442611404464

[dull stag]

When nn designs better merch

[turbid nymph]

Quality

[halcyon breach]

i somehow missed the "not so" part and read it as attempt at discreet merch

[delicate osprey]

it won't be bigger L as last march right?

[hot swift]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-neuro-evil-neuro-hand-on-hip-evil-neuro-concert-evil-neuro-singing-evil-neuro-boom-gif-17275037553505836117

[warm talon]

What if he did a competition where artists designed merch?

[delicate osprey]

Size*

[boreal widget]

Might as well just sack Vedal from his own channel and take over all operations

[dull stag]

He wouldn’t

[turbid nymph]

You could actually make them on amazon for cheap

[frank lagoon]

Nahh, it's too time consuming to make this design unfortunately. Vedal is just too busy for that 🙁

[warm talon]

Make the mods work in his stead

[halcyon breach]

thats a good idea. so many creative people here, troll or not

[real charm]

here's my merch idea

[warm talon]

Even trolls sometimes can cook up ideas that more skilled people can twist

[dull stag]

I could get 10 shirts

Toilet shirt

[turbid nymph]

All with different designs too

[warm talon]

Sadly copyright wouldnt allow this peak

[indigo ether]

i never said a different shirt, i mean a different design. Like look at these miku plushies. Same character but completely different plushie designs. I think a different design, moving away from the fumo design, could make a cool and unique plush that feels different from the old one yet is still a neuro plush

[untold imp]

MIKU?

[dull stag]

Miku

[covert gulch]

Yeah, but its gonna be absolute shit quality for 9$

[dull stag]

[warm talon]

I said the different shirts cause its what was being planned for the subathon merch Redston

[boreal widget]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-kasane-teto-vocaloid-triple-baka-gif-17027462319645161853

[molten mica]

hi Ruffy

[halcyon breach]

i want a big neuro and evil plush that i could hug while sleeping

[real charm]

nuh uh

[turbid nymph]

Different material too. You could use some quality stuff

[molten mica]

I can't call you Ruffy?

[turbid nymph]

Its just one example. Amazon has plenty of venders

[halcyon breach]

exactly

[boreal widget]

I want a Evil bumper sticker I can put on my car

[real charm]

please call me "your highness" :mhm:

[molten mica]

hi your highness

[halcyon breach]

YEAH!! vedal can we have this

[real charm]

[untold imp]

your mom

[void drift]

CanRuf you forgot to put a closing bracket in your user name

[molten mica]

Are you really high tho?

[untold imp]

[worn wadi]

high up on a mountain of deez nuts

[candid hound]

Well... that is merch

[real charm]

i'm pretty high for my cities standards
5th floor

[candid hound]

That is certainly merch

At merch prices.

[molten mica]

Shut up @worn wadi

[untold imp]

so canruf is high

[indigo ether]

honestly tho just sell like evil’s jacket as merch. With like the pins and stuff

[real charm]

i want evils eyeball as merch

[primal current]

Happi eliv

[warm talon]

Its Evil merch Redston... not allowed

[halcyon breach]

is this why it wasnt advertised

[boreal widget]

They make those in mens' sizes?

[indigo ether]

neuro’s is too off of a color, wouldn’t sell well, but evil’s is a black jacket, peak merch opportunity

[eternal oar]

It is merch I guess

[untold imp]

why would vedal want to sell evils merch

[indigo ether]

regular jacket with evil design

[molten mica]

I would unironically wear this to college
I have a similar cardigan and it's pretty comfy

[indigo stone]

Yeah

[void drift]

why is the logo so small

[real charm]

i do like the back though
that's pretty cute

wish the front was different

[warm talon]

Add one more button on the top just so you can close it and make the pins removable (keep the "stitched part" and it would be great merch

[halcyon breach]

neuro toilet cover

[umbral depot]

🥚

[covert gulch]

It's better this way imo

[tranquil jungle]

Reminds me of

Something

[indigo ether]

dont worry if I ask enough we’ll either get evil merch or ill get promoted to chatter, both good outcomes

[eternal oar]

Why is NN cooking better merch?

[real charm]

slam her in the face every time you open the lid :CINEMA:

[indigo stone]

The split one was cool

[warm talon]

Cause NN is the target audience

[indigo stone]

I would take a second drop of those

[warm talon]

And the target audience knows what it wants

[turbid nymph]

Honestly, thats all you'd need.

[mental hatch]

I swear when i opened this channel i saw a neuro toilet

[warm talon]

Vedal is so disconnected from the community that he doesnt know

[turbid nymph]

And it would sell like crazy

[mental hatch]

But its scrolled up so far i cant find it

[indigo stone]

Why do u think he lurks in nn

Bros trynna connect

[warm talon]

Well there are still 5 months till her birthday so you need to start early

[void drift]

connect with this fuck you vedal

[warm talon]

He used to alot before
Nowadays I doubt

[indigo stone]

He wants merch people will wear in public so he can go and survey his local Greggs for fans

[eternal oar]

He refused to sell evil merch on her last birthday.

[boreal widget]

Fr fr. Who tf is even Vedal? I completely forgot. Get his ass outta here

[warm talon]

That plushie

[unreal hedge]

Weren’t people hating on it anyways

[indigo ether]

don’t worry he’ll drop the evil neuro x abandoned archive merch collab on evil’s birthday

[indigo stone]

Actually would

For a reasonable price

[unreal hedge]

LMAOOO

[boreal widget]

IT'D BE SO EASY. Stupidass Tutel take notes

[primal current]

That’s the biggest copium I’ve ever heard.

[turbid nymph]

NN needs a "Merch Comitee"

[bitter flint]

because NN is also disconnected from the rest of the community

[warm talon]

Sell merch to the youtube comments, surely it wouldnt be shipping stuff ir other streamers merch

[eternal oar]

I’m betting the community outside of NN would agree with NN on this merch

[urban marsh]

I promise I'm not suuuper disconnected

[tranquil jungle]

The community isn't connected at all 💔

[sinful sparrow]

I don't like the pink color. It's way too feminine IMO.

[eternal oar]

Scatter

[warm talon]

Damn still awake at this hour

[boreal widget]

mhm. Youtube commenters, clip only watchers, and twitch chat....

[primal current]

Sure buddy sure. Keep telling yourself that.

[turbid nymph]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[candid hound]

Good morning Vedal, did you sleep

[indigo ether]

[worn wadi]

[warm talon]

"In 6 hours"

[tranquil jungle]

Loud incorrect buzzer....

[bitter flint]

damn I didn't realise I had to be actively posting somewhere in order to be a neuro fan

[rare dune]

Dangit, I should've said hiii vedal, earlier, like I was thinking of

The joke doesn't work anymore

[warm talon]

No but the most dedicated are the ones that usually buy the merch

[sinful sparrow]

Happy Thanksgiving Vedal!

[boreal widget]

It's hard to get input from people who don't post

[turbid nymph]

This is true, but some people just buy things that everyone else is buying.

[warm talon]

Vedal out of curiousity how long did it take to design this merch?

[eternal oar]

Last minute design

[candid hound]

A lot of work, about 20-30 minutes on Photoshop

[primal current]

Probably just thought of the design while eating a Gregg’s chicken bake.

[hot swift]

Thanks for all you do!

[bitter flint]

vedal just say that neuro came up with it then we will all praise her genius

[warm talon]

Nice ping

[boreal widget]

bussin...

[indigo ether]

remember to turn your reply ping off

[covert gulch]

Vedal, if you're still here, what do you think about this for future merch

[hot swift]

Oh sorry!

[hot spire]

Sorry

[primal current]

He’s probably lurking somewhere else now

[warm talon]

hhmmm hammm hmm I dont hmmm want to uhhh promise uhmmm merch

[eternal oar]

@veedal please don’t make me wait till March for evil merch

[covert gulch]

Live turtle reaction as they say

[turbid nymph]

Vedal will not engage. He lurks, but he is too shy and introverted to have a dialogue. The best thing to do is respect that and let him watch the discourse.

[hot spire]

Evil merch is a myth

[warm talon]

Even that is not garanteed

[rare dune]

He has a shell for a reason mhm

[covert gulch]

Yeah, probably, but idea is theoretically pretty good and might also work as a content for a stream where vedal rates merch ideas like art review

[turbid nymph]

Turtels gonna turtle

[golden sundial]

[primal current]

that… would be interesting.

[halcyon breach]

have the twins join him and ill watch

[hot spire]

Remember last time didnt wanna farm audience

[indigo ether]

Tbh, with neuro being ai, vedal has a unique opportunity for digital merch. Like desktop pets that respond to how the neuros are feeling on stream or dynamic wallpapers that change expression with neuro

[hot spire]

But with this merch feels kinda eh

[warm talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ironic-star-wars-chode-gif-5274592

[hot spire]

Innit

[unreal hedge]

Sounds more complicated tbh

[warm talon]

Anything is more complicated than opening paint and copy pasting a stock image and logo png on your pc

[covert gulch]

Why tho? If he will approach this like a usual art review, seems pretty easy for me

[turbid nymph]

I considered this months ago. What if he put out a USB thumb drive with the neuro ogo on it, and inside is a text file with a unique message from Neuro? People would pay for that. He could charge $100/per unit and it would sell fast.

[hot spire]

100$ 5gb usb drive

[warm talon]

But then you get to the point of why?
Arent you watching the streams? Why do you need other things off the stream during said streams

[hot swift]

So true! Maybe even a smart watchface.

[boreal widget]

mhm Rootkit. Very nice

[unreal hedge]

Cuz he would have to make some deal with the artist

[covert gulch]

You don't need other things, it would be just a nice addition to your room or something

[tranquil jungle]

NFTs....

[indigo ether]

itd have to be an art contest, with rewards, contracts, commercial rights would be a hassle, especially considering different laws and all that

[hot spire]

We dont even get sub emotes

[indigo ether]

itd be neat

[warm talon]

We are talking about stuff on your pc tho
Not stuff like the lava lamp

[turbid nymph]

I don't know what the modern drive volumes are. I'm still living in 1996, but I'm sure he could buy them in bulk and keep the size low enough to mop up a hefty profit.

[boreal widget]

Gen chatter

[tranquil jungle]

Caught red-handed.

[warm talon]

I would prefer more stuff developed for the chill streams themselves than more keys dangling and shaking tbf

[turbid nymph]

Masterpiece

[tranquil jungle]

Except my hands aren't red.

[covert gulch]

Well, ok, I didn't think about this, but outcome would worth it

[boreal widget]

MODS

[hot spire]

Thats what i meant though, crazy profit that would be the exact thing he says he doesnt want

[turbid nymph]

Its fine if he doesn't want profit. We only offer profit because we feel bad about demanding he give us what we want in exchange for nothing.

[boreal widget]

We should have stopped at Windows 98

[turbid nymph]

At least make some cash

[bitter flint]

What about this but it can interact both ways with the stream? Like neuro gets feedback on how the virtual pets are being interacted with and can react to it in some way

[indigo ether]

vedal should let neuro send notification messages to people’s phones through the swarm sync app

[primal current]

[candid hound]

That would be funny

[warm talon]

Vedal should improve chills first then think of gimmicks later

[rare dune]

This is just like those little chat avatars that some streamers have wander around on the bottom of their stream, but more complicated.

[turbid nymph]

I think we might have the begginings for that with the Neurosama phone app. At least that gives Neuro a window into the environment of her fans

[turbid nymph]

YES

[boreal widget]

How much data are we trying to give this dude HOLY

[covert gulch]

But still, you don't need anything to watch the stream and enjoy it, all other stuff, merch, lava lamps and anything on your PC is just to immerse more idk the right words, I just don't agree that any merch is gonna be so must have at some point, so you'll have to spend money to start enjoying it. Or I just didn't understand your point right and talking about something different, not sure anymore, sry esl here

[indigo ether]

eh, potential to be abused. Better to have it one way.
Although, perhaps polls could be voted on through the pet or things like that

[primal current]

it’s gonna be 4 am soon ima go. (Might come back) cya NN

[boreal widget]

Goodnight Shadow-Slayer_IX

[tranquil jungle]

Mods they're violencing me.

[unreal hedge]

Why not lmao

[warm talon]

You just didnt understand what Redston said at all

They said that Vedal should sell stuff on your PC for Neuro to interact -> she can only interact when she is streaming -> it will work like a distraction like when you shake keys in front of a child
This would also take dev time that could go into actual good things, say a new game for the girls to play

[bitter flint]

yeah I don't think my specific example is that good, but something a bit more than just getting one-way feedback from streams could have potential

[zenith harbor]

Good night!

[boreal widget]

That's what happens when you walk into the wrong hood

[covert gulch]

Oh, right, mb I got you now, ty for explanation

[turbid nymph]

Would you agree that the phone app is the perfect vector?

[tranquil jungle]

Ts is so sad.

Can we get 5 big booms

[vestal hound]

desktop pets
#1338306467052392563 will become neuro merch
mhm mhm, piracy thread if tahts the case

[warm talon]

[blissful shell]

When are we getting Neuro winamp skins

[indigo ether]

It’s just a fun idea, and if it were to be acted upon (very unlikely), it’d most likely be a 3rd party making the software just using an api to connect to the twins to receive the data anyways

[warm talon]

The lavalamp was suppose to be like that too, yet vedal still had to do his part

Which took dev time away from other stuff

[hot swift]

Not to mention all the tech-support

[vestal hound]

https://snn.neuros.click/news/17622846396

[warm talon]

And we are talking about a feature great for those that bought and awful for those that didnt

"Why are people baiting Neuro to make the neurolings ™ jump?"

[halcyon breach]

damn

[indigo ether]

[halcyon breach]

my lavalamp is getting to that color soon

[warm talon]

Its almost beer coloured

[candid hound]

Website doesn't even have an article on the 3D. Drama slop site neuroSMH

[molten mica]

Beer 😋

[halcyon breach]

true i bet the color change is pretty useless too

[vestal hound]

i was busyyyy

[warm talon]

What if you fermented the lava lamp fluid?

[blissful shell]

Can you write an article to cancel random neurons with out of context messages

[vestal hound]

also anyone can make the posts, how is no one making them

[indigo ether]

Depends on how its done tbh, i was thinking less like shimeji and more like desktop mate, where the sync would mostly be shared emotions and stuff like that

[eternal oar]

start with vanor

[indigo ether]

although valid concern

[molten mica]

Lazy ass neurons

[boreal widget]

https://tenor.com/view/mushroom-doubleblind-shroom-fungus-fungi-gif-25084347

[blissful shell]

I think I'll try to contribute after I finish my thingy for reddit (don't pepelaugh)

[molten mica]

[rotund crag]

a

[turbid nymph]

I'm not looking to get sued by Vedal. If I even imply something I'm selling is Neurosama related, I could have the entire UK court system come down on my face.

[vestal hound]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1372928759463673907.webp?size=128&animated=true

[molten mica]

hi a

[hot swift]

The liquid in a lava lamp turns yellow mainly because the heat breaks down the dyes in the wax over time, causing color to leak into the water. Sunlight, metal or plastic parts leaching can also discolor it.

[boreal widget]

You're British?

[indigo ether]

i hate neuro sama and i hate evil and i love vedal and its not shiro’s birthday and I think evil should be named kayori and neuro and kayori should kiss

[turbid nymph]

I'm American, but I have business interests in the UK.

[rare dune]

Like this one?

[warm talon]

Damn Redston is a twinshipper

[molten mica]

Greggs?

[covert gulch]

That's craaazy

[blissful shell]

Ya know, it would be branding disaster but would fit Evil's personality to have a different name every month as she cycles through chuuni delusions

[turbid nymph]

....hang on. THATS HERESY!!!!

[indigo ether]

i also love nere

[eternal oar]

no wonder they been getting to comfortable

[warm talon]

Who?

[boreal widget]

Illegal haggis smuggling mhm

[turbid nymph]

lol I wish

[cyan quiver]

Me too

[covert gulch]

Filter-sama is nere

[halcyon breach]

[cyan quiver]

We now have twinshipper mods and vips

[warm talon]

[molten mica]

WAYYYAAAAA

[cyan quiver]

Hi

[warm talon]

Again... who?

[indigo ether]

[candid hound]

You're done

[blissful shell]

Redston wrote all that and study still wasn't mentioned holy ARG !felloff

[cyan quiver]

[warm talon]

Once again mods with offtopic

[molten mica]

orange in shambles

[indigo ether]

neurover

[indigo ether]

intentional

[turbid nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-so-you-have-chosen-death-chosen-death-lord-of-the-rings-gif-15767548

[eternal oar]

so will Evil ever get a chance to design merch or no? Cant be worse than what we got now.

[blissful shell]

If he remembers he could just flip the roles so Neuro goes Amazon shopping and Evil designs merch

[turbid nymph]

There is this artist on twitter who I think should be given the chance to design merch. She's really good and she has a lot of experience in this area. She is also a twitch vtuber as well. It probably wouldn't be a good idea to introduce her to Vedal but she could collab through intermediaries.

[tall crow]

I can already tell that neuros birthday will be a infomercial to sell more merch..
again

[turbid nymph]

Very. Talented. Artist. --- Familiar. With. The. Brand.

[warm talon]

Evil subgoal on Neuros birthday subathon? You must want to he hunted down
People were already pissed at Evils og last year

[candid hound]

God, I hope not

[warm talon]

She did, she is called Neuro

[bitter flint]

new content??

[turbid nymph]

She sounds VERY experienced

[boreal widget]

WH

[bitter flint]

it's so convenient that there are two twins so vedal can do the same thing twice and we won't complain about rehashing content (because he somehow still thinks that we hate it when any idea is done more than once)

[tall crow]

it's the only reason we have twins

[indigo ether]

true, we need another cave stream

[bitter flint]

3D cave stream is destined at this point

[blissful shell]

What if.. vedal makes a third twin, recolour her green in OBS, then recycle every stream from 2023 as 'new' content

[candid hound]

I actually remember arguing very, very early on that we didn't need a second Neuro

Neuro herself is good, we don't need another AI

[woeful apex]

gm nn

[boreal widget]

flesh

[blissful shell]

Goo morn fleshy

[candid hound]

I liked it as the gimmick stream, but I remember being against people who wanted a second AI because I couldn't see the point of it

[zenith harbor]

Good morning Wretchy!

[candid hound]

We have Neuro-sama, Neuro-sama is why we're here, why do we need a second one, what would a second one achieve?
I recall that's where my mind was for that

[indigo ether]

another evil was a mistake debate

[bitter flint]

personally I love having two chill streams a week with slightly different flavours of the same AI where nothing happens except a broken art review

[eternal oar]

1 person debating

[blissful shell]

We should streamline the two recurring debates into one

Evil should be renamed to "Mistake"

[candid hound]

Sorry, just recalling what I was thinking about back in February 2023

[tall crow]

True

[vestal hound]

evil stocks are growing

[candid hound]

I was anti-Evil before Evil even had a name xdx

[restive kelp]

Neurt

[indigo ether]

nah flip it around, whenever a mistake happens call it an evil

[boreal widget]

https://tenor.com/view/kagerou-project-mekakucity-actors-red-scarf-anime-ayano-tateyama-gif-2957527268759309532

[eternal oar]

twin stocks in shambles.

[candid hound]

To be fair, I'm more "anti-additional AI" than "anti-[character]"

I like Evil

[autumn terrace]

dude is the new merch for real

[indigo ether]

[candid hound]

Yes, unfortunately

[candid hound]

Want to pay $40 for that design

[turbid nymph]

Honestly, these are fire

[autumn terrace]

i can get something like these for < $4 with free shipping

[woeful apex]

finally some good doomposting material

[neat sail]

[fiery jasper]

Btw, do you have karaoke clips after sep 16th? Superbox backed up every clip from Neurosama enjoyer on his ftp server but they don't have newer than 2 month old karaoke clips

[neat sail]

we aren't pushing bootleg merch are we

[worn wadi]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01J5MNG97G000CCRB4T3Y0QZ4S/4x.gif

[fiery jasper]

Also hay nn

[bitter flint]

[lavish void]

guys i made some neuro merch you think it would belong on the merch store

[turbid nymph]

Bootleg merch from where?

[candid hound]

People push bootleg plushies all the time

[neat sail]

bootleg merch regardless of where

[indigo ether]

idk how long the tees are gonna last. Id like to wait until neuro birthday and order it when the rest drops to save on shipping but idk if they’ll be for sale that long

[zenith harbor]

Hello Sameer!

[candid hound]

These tees are the permanent merch, aren't they?

[turbid nymph]

We are discussing official brand merch and how to improve the current design.

[neat sail]

i misunderstood then

carry on

[indigo ether]

Are they? Then ill wait

[turbid nymph]

We'll forgive you because its your birthday

[lavish void]

yall got an extra $0.00000000000001

[warm talon]

Nah lets go with Evil name debate instead

[blissful shell]

For reference... Do feel very whelmed

[indigo ether]

we are pirating neuro merch via pngs and printing them out to tape on our shirts

[turbid nymph]

lol

[candid hound]

This merch is certainly merch

It's the merchest merch that ever merched

[eternal oar]

i would barely even call it merch

[neat sail]

as long as you're not like "hey if you want neuro merch but at half price you can go buy it from this person who is violating vedal's intellectual property rights"

[autumn terrace]

at this point b2 fans have made more and better merch than juniper

[turbid nymph]

I agree. Tee shirts are a bit too simple.

[fierce beacon]

I love you guys
Stop fighting
Byeeeeee

[candid hound]

I've played the word "merch" in my head so many times that it's starting to not feel like a real word

[boreal widget]

It looks like something I'd find at a clearance rack

[warm talon]

Just call the CN bros if you want merch tbh
They design stuff that I dont see Vedal ever bithering with

[zenith harbor]

Cya Umbrella!

[turbid nymph]

We would summon the mods if we saw some one doing that. Ideally, we are hoping to encourage the OFFICIAL merch team to take some of these ideas

[fiery jasper]

Is the new merch literally just some small text at the top of the shirt?

[indigo ether]

hey shiro if you want to buy neuro merch at half price i have this person you can go buy it from who is violating vedal's intellectual property rights

[warm talon]

5 minute Photoshop job :yes:

[neat sail]

i would love more official merch so i can totally get behind that

[candid hound]

Here's the entire design

$40 please.

[neat sail]

vedal more merch

[fiery jasper]

Bruh

[neat sail]

stop being so picky with ideas just do them all

please and thank you

[boreal widget]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-sad-cat-wet-dead-inside-gif-14354821180399429137

[turbid nymph]

Actually... not a bad idea. Whats the worst that could happen? Doesn't sell? Just keep the investment down.

[blissful shell]

if someone took 5 minutes to drag pngs into Photoshop I think AI is really bad news for them

[autumn terrace]

yeah b2 fans have already made nendoroid, tote bags, cushions, mugs, badges, key chains and what not

[warm talon]

Oh wait there is something on the back
I thought it was just the logo

[halcyon breach]

WHAT

[fiery jasper]

The back part is even smaller and barely visible from 10m away

[warm talon]

I was more pointing towards Vedal doing that design and sending it to someone else to finish it

[woeful apex]

idk considering this is the merch that’s staying up to buy whenever i think it’s fine, not like he hyped up this merch drop or anything either

[halcyon breach]

i would love a nendoroid tote bags cushions mugs badges and keychains

[neat sail]

actually wait

why haven't we made hair pin merch matching evil's and neuro's pins

that seems like a banger idea?

[warm talon]

And the stuff I have seen is HQ too

[sinful sparrow]

THAT'S SICK AF

[halcyon breach]

[slow void]

You're onto smth

[blissful shell]

Okay I'll play devil's advocate ...

I think the designs are completely fine to be like, the basic merch

[halcyon breach]

they got the good merchandise damn

[lavish void]

consider who the one pitching ideas is

[woeful apex]

like 3 people would buy it

[candid hound]

I've seen far smaller streamers with more merch and even figures

[warm talon]

Bro to the merch thread everyone already pointed that out

[candid hound]

Would you buy that?

[rare dune]

We did already talk about this earlier, btw

[boreal widget]

Cause your Boss is a tutel

[sinful sparrow]

Worked on my previous design a bit.

[blissful shell]

I have been asking for their pins and hairpins for like 30 years

[neat sail]

i think you would be surprised

[indigo ether]

Wait wait.. color changing mug that turns from neuro to evil (or evil to neuro) when it gets hot

[autumn terrace]

what if i have no hair

[slow void]

Wait nooo the fumo didn't rerun

[halcyon breach]

yoooo

[neat sail]

i didnt know that wtf

ruined my moment

[primal hazel]

Buying

[woeful apex]

which one are you proposing is the hot one

[halcyon breach]

oops sorry i forgot to remove ping

[slow void]

I remember being hyped about that

[indigo ether]

idk if this is possible but itd be so sick

[candid hound]

I have the original fumo

[neat sail]

Glue

[hot swift]

This!

[slow void]

Even had money set aside for it

[blissful shell]

Having Neuro and Evil's pins to attach to your bags and stuff is both subtle and obvious merch

[boreal widget]

I could put it in the cup I use to keep all my pens

[warm talon]

I think it might

[indigo ether]

Whichever one is more logistically possible considering color changing paints

[turbid nymph]

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY I GOT IT! Branded Neurosama (Or Evil Neuro, probably fits evil better) Sunglasses! High price, top quality.

[eternal oar]

3d lenticular posters that change from neuro to Evil

[slow void]

Can we get the twins as fumos in their black dresses?

[blissful shell]

Fuck it 3d lenticular shirts

[slow void]

Those were awesome

[boreal widget]

Overpriced just like Oakleys

[warm talon]

https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1386794619676917811

[sinful sparrow]

I would rather just give inspiration to Juniper. He's been working with them for a while and I'm not being paid to do this so it wouldn't really be fair tbh. I definitely wouldn't complain if I do see it released as merch though but that's probably not going to happen.

[turbid nymph]

Exactly! And it would be a status symbol! I could even wear them to work and no one would know.

[hot swift]

NN is now merch central

[autumn terrace]

thanks shiro

[blissful shell]

Neuro-sama branded keyboard macro to easily donate 5 gift subs

[indigo ether]

Most color changing mugs go from black to color, so itd probably be easier to have it be evil when it’s cool. Idk if there’s color changing paint that can turn from like red to blue tho

[slow void]

Perfect for rachinova

[turbid nymph]

That really falls into the realm of management. I mean I guess you could have a sit down with juniper and make it work, but I got no advice in that department. That is something Vedal would have to do on his own. Its really his call who he works with.

[halcyon breach]

kekbald

[sinful sparrow]

NGL dude, I know so many people who would wear this without even knowing who Evil or the Neuro project is.
I would 100% wear this.

[turbid nymph]

....would I have to shave my head though?

[warm talon]

The design is just good

[blissful shell]

I'm close to just finding a local printer and making the badges myself

[sinful sparrow]

Wdym?

[turbid nymph]

nothing

[woeful apex]

reminder that there are plenty of clothing printing services you can do for cheap online and you can just make ur own merch

[indigo ether]

Oh nvm seems very possible, one layer you have as the base, and then the other you have an ink that turns transparent with heat, revealing the color of the layer beneath.

[sinful sparrow]

I could, but I wouldn't use the same design that I made for Neuro's programming integration. That's what that symbol is.

[blissful shell]

I don't actually want or need more clothing, I'm more accessories person.

And having Neuro's badges on like a sling bag or something could be both subtle and obvious for any fans of the channel

[autumn terrace]

even the official b2 account has better merch

[warm talon]

Lmaoooo

Their drop this month was really cool

[slow void]

I'm actually in the pokeplush discord, I wonder if I get someone to make a plush guide for the black dress fumos, then have it given to the community (Or monetize it, idgaf about copyright, just let me have em before hand)

[autumn terrace]

a couple examples from the past 3 months

[blissful shell]

Anyway I'mma go touch grass before we get clipped "Neurotic Neurons has a meltdown over merch, discord in shambles"

[rare dune]

Hiii Youtube

[covert gulch]

fu YT

[slow void]

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-cooper-bbt-sleep-i-dont-need-sleep-gif-5115394

[boreal widget]

Happy Birthday Shiro 🎂

[sinful sparrow]

I don't care about whether or not it's subtle. I care more that it doesn't look like women's clothing.

[slow void]

Not my name

[eternal oar]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-gokou-vegeta-drawing-arts-gif-12611411

[sinful sparrow]

[eternal oar]

this but it switches between neuro and evil

[vestal hound]

Its raining today

[sinful sparrow]

Do me. I dare you.

[warm talon]

An example of cool CN merch everyone

[odd dirge]

i love buying clothes as merch my favourite thing is when the print immediately starts peeling off

[autumn terrace]

man i wish we could have this

[bitter flint]

I can't wait for my cats to tear holes into my neuro branded merch just like they do for all my clothes

[covert gulch]

Vedal please

[woeful apex]

i love taking part in merch discussions knowing full well there is no merch i would ever buy

[burnt pulsar]

Steal their ideas

[woeful apex]

other than maybe a figure i would buy that

[sinful sparrow]

This is sick but this is what I mean by looking like women's clothing. This would be sick as a gift though holy shit.

[slow void]

"shh, staff might be watching"

[burnt pulsar]

Gd NN

[warm talon]

At least you dont dismiss peoples points like someone did on the thread today
"IT MUST BE DISCREET.... yeah I wont buy it anyway"

[cursive frigate]

Good afternoon NN

I just done some abandoned archive gaming

(still haven't beat the game)

[sinful sparrow]

Did you draw this on a tablet?

[woeful apex]

i just lost the game

[burnt pulsar]

skill issue

[cursive frigate]

Absolutely

[bitter flint]

I'll buy any merch that isn't clothes tbh

[cursive frigate]

And also some uhhhh

Life osu gameplay

[burnt pulsar]

umbrella?

[autumn terrace]

sadecsss did this last year

[boreal widget]

https://tenor.com/view/angelgod-gif-26265748

[warm talon]

A Evil ver with some skulls, tutel soup and pippes instead of hearts, flowers and stars and no Evil would work great on that regard

[sinful sparrow]

BROOOOO IMAGINE NEURO WEARING THIS ON A ROBOT BODY!

[bitter flint]

I'll buy two

[covert gulch]

Eliv jacket would look good on man and women if designed right, we already talked about it earlier

[turbid nymph]

For Evil Neuro... an Evil Branded Harpoon!

[sinful sparrow]

Ooooh nice.

[burnt pulsar]

Neuro gun

[sinful sparrow]

Ah nice. You got an image of it?

[slow void]

I'd buy it if it was airsoft material

[boreal widget]

Neuro the Glock

[sinful sparrow]

Evil with her harpoons and Neuro with her twin glocks.

[boreal widget]

How would you catch fish then

[covert gulch]

I don't think we had an image, it was just talking about how cool would that be

[burnt pulsar]

Glock collaboration

[tall crow]

100 dollars for a pointy stick

[sinful sparrow]

Oohh yeah. I think both Neuro and Evil can have merch that looks good on men if done right.

[rare dune]

Good night, nn, it was nice to experience your craziness for a while

[turbid nymph]

Already spent that much for a lava lamp. When something is branded, it becomes more than just an item. It becomes a piece of history

[sinful sparrow]

GigaNeuro apparel would go hard AF.

[burnt pulsar]

The first Vtuber Arms Cartel

[covert gulch]

Well, for me it's kinda hard to imagine neuro's jacket looking good on average man

[boreal widget]

mhm... Like those collectable Presidental dinner plates old people used to buy

[indigo ether]

please no harpoon merch i don’t want to moderate people posting pictures of things they hunted with the evil neuro harpoon

[cursive frigate]

Evil will love these

[autumn terrace]

unfortunately there have been a few people in #1095948590947500113 who believe vedal can do no wrong trying to shut down every conversation

[candid hound]

Vedal, the logo is too big, it's not subtle enough

[warm talon]

Damn I am getting my hunting license right now, that would be sick

[turbid nymph]

Then give me my official Neuro branded sunglasses!

[sinful sparrow]

Well not that one, I meant that it's possible for one to be designed in a way that looks good on men.

[slow void]

Airsoft spear sword, if you don't think there's a market remember the moaning AK

[neat sail]

good night neurons

[warm talon]

Oh I know... I bloody well know
They will even twist hia words to make sure he is a genious

[warm talon]

https://tenor.com/view/sasuga-radamenthe-sasuga-rada-ssg-rada-gif-22254656

[indigo ether]

thats like literally asking people to dox themselves in #merch

[tall crow]

Breaking news swarm members dies in a attempt to fight a bear with a cheap harpoon
RIPBOZO

[burnt pulsar]

good night

[hot swift]

How about rum/whiskey glasses with Tutel designs? Here’s an example. Not perfect, but gives the general idea…

[covert gulch]

Gn shiro

[cursive frigate]

happi birthday Shir-
I mean good afternoon

[neat sail]

I'm really happy that neuro-sama has had the impact on all of your lives that she's had

[indigo ether]

[sinful sparrow]

Gn Shiro!

[indigo ether]

Gn shir

[slow void]

Gn birthday man

[rare dune]

Happy good birthday night

[slow void]

See you in 12 hours because of timezones

[neat sail]

it's beautiful to see the community that has formed around these silly AI girls and their green bald creator

you're all very special, never forget that

[candid hound]

Vedal design, immediate no

[boreal widget]

Green bald who?

[turbid nymph]

You mean the "Bald Turtle Puppet Master"

[neat sail]

you're special because you were here

[burnt pulsar]

󠄀

[neat sail]

[tall crow]

[indigo ether]

okay I should go

[sinful sparrow]

I wouldn't mind posting myself with Neuro or Evil branded sunglasses. Pretty sure I already posted myself in the past at AX.

[cursive frigate]

Chat this is

SoPeak

[covert gulch]

Stronge clap

[cursive frigate]

😭

[warm talon]

This sounds more degrading than you think

[slow void]

I didn't know i was in cerber's serber

The hopecore is crazy

[boreal widget]

GOODONE

[turbid nymph]

Accidently uplifting sarcasm

[hot swift]

[eternal crescent]

Merch is already out?

[warm talon]

I wouldnt call merch tbh

[slow void]

Yeah its just shirts though

[rare dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1329326976594481214/9gu8yf.GIF

[boreal widget]

Giving people hope... So evil...

[burnt pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1442626114873987103/sleep_bitch.gif

[slow void]

https://neurosama.shop/ <----

[covert gulch]

Man I love hopecore

[boreal widget]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[indigo ether]

this but green and it says vedal (bottleopener)

[halcyon breach]

that is soooooo friggin cute

[woeful apex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1360074839335108608/vedal-hope.gif

[slow void]

I feel disappointed that we didn't get fumos, I remember the idea was thrown up in the devstream that was suggested

[woeful apex]

dec 19th

[slow void]

https://tenor.com/view/hope-gif-19238353

[indigo ether]

guys new merch if arg is solved before dec 19th (real)

[burnt pulsar]

isn't NN already?

[slow void]

A clever way to rerun them would be those magnetic shoulder plushes

[burnt pulsar]

plush armor?

[slow void]

https://a.co/d/4yqcOkQ

Like these

[warm talon]

Not garanteed he can fence sit again and remove it from the package

[burnt pulsar]

meh

[indigo ether]

ngl you could get a cool design based on life with like a silhouette of neuro surrounded by a bunch of pure white screens

[slow void]

Gimme 5

[blissful shell]

I can imagine the meme of everyone standing in a circle while orangerobot is the only one digging out a grave

[vestal hound]

Ngl, even though i cant really buy official merch

The black friday merch release is too bland. A logo at the front and the icon on the back? Thats it? Its kinda generic and very similar to 90% of content creators merch

[deft vessel]

Yea no offense but those shirts are boring af...I want cute anime girls so outside people can laugh at me

[burnt pulsar]

yea

[vestal hound]

Very expensive too i better see tutels explanation bruh

[fierce beacon]

Osh my egod you guys are stull talking about this

Holy loooooooooooping

[woeful apex]

[fierce beacon]

[woeful apex]

it’s just a steady stream of people coming in and talking ab it tbf, expect it to continue all day

[deft vessel]

I just saw them

[blissful shell]

I think the apparel is completely fine to exist as like the basic tier... It's more disappointing that that is literally it

[burnt pulsar]

even first design was better

[vestal hound]

Third merch design is just gonna be something that i can buy at a cheap clothing store

[fierce beacon]

Saintamaria
This isent that merch

He dealyed the reversible shirt merch to Neuros birthday

[blissful shell]

A white mug that just says #heartheartart

[burnt pulsar]

saved

[covert gulch]

Basic all black shirt with pink pixel letsgooo

[blissful shell]

Now you can visit twitter and imagine your favourite fanart on the mug

[fierce beacon]

Istsw almost leike he said he wantted basic permamerch soppeople can always buy it

[deft vessel]

The og shirt with Neuro and vedal from last year was pretty good

[hot swift]

Well, it’s 4:52am here and I should have been asleep long ago, so goodnight NN!

[blissful shell]

Goo night Mr Snapshotz

[covert gulch]

Gn mrSnapshotz

[slow void]

How's this feeling?

[warm talon]

Discreet is not what I would call that merch

Discreet doesnt mean boring -> Discreet means something that you only understand if you are a fan

[burnt pulsar]

󠄀

[fierce beacon]

Did I uuse the word discreet?

[cunning frigate]

Thank you for the idea

[burnt pulsar]

Static-sama

[slow void]

I like that neuro in just 1 color looks discreet but still recognizable

[somber robin]

Oh right the new merch

[warm talon]

Thats what the perma basic merch is suppose to be
Thats what he wanted

[slow void]

||Until it rubs off like most hoodies do, its either plastic or leather||

[cunning frigate]

I must get study merch now

[blissful shell]

Real orangerobot

[cunning frigate]

Any artistss in chat willing?

[fierce beacon]

TIL basic means discreet

[somber robin]

Oh not for me

[eternal oar]

who?

[warm talon]

I think they would be if it was sonic oc

[candid hound]

Hm...

[rancid ermine]

merch of neuro studying or something

[candid hound]

You know what, why not

[eternal crescent]

5$ shirt that i can buy for 60 $ what a steal!

[warm talon]

"Vedal wants basic perma merch" which he himself said he "wanted to be discreet"

So yes

[fierce beacon]

No

lol

[covert gulch]

Holy

[warm talon]

And not only that you must wait for it to get shipped too

[deft vessel]

Yeah I'm just gonna save my money for the plushies

[slow void]

To those saying "It needs to be basic!" Nobody even comments on the coat till it lights up

[somber robin]

Wait wtf what's that

[tranquil jungle]

...It lights up?

[slow void]

Before I answer it was like 100$ at Disney world, don't

[somber robin]

Dw I don't watch disney

I thought twas a Neuro merch but I digress

[cunning frigate]

Sadly

[slow void]

Pretty awesome souvenir imo

[vestal hound]

People saying "it needs to be basic" are gotta be vedal glazers cus how do u justify an expensive shirt that looks bland and looks like every generic merch

[slow void]

EXACTLY

[fierce beacon]

Anwys im alittle drunk so its notr a fully formed opinion but

I agere that the merch is baland, but it’s literally jsut the first wave of merch.. idek why people are gettibg so peeved over it

Its like getting mad at a store for addung blue jeans as their first item cause its basic. Itse nto like they’ll only sell blue jeans

Thats alel

[vestal hound]

Im more angry about people saying it needs to be basic

[fierce beacon]

Seems leike you’re julmping the gun a bit

[slow void]

I don't want a tshirt that says "Neuro-sama" on it, I want the girls

[warm talon]

First wave?

So subathon
Evil s birthday (got cancelled)
Vedal plushie
This is the forth

[fierce beacon]

Respectfully, I haven’t seen a single person say that wherile ive been here

[rotund crag]

[static girder]

[fierce beacon]

They revamped the store?
Are we in a new timeline or something where that didn’t happen?

[dull stag]

[tall crow]

Don't worry I'm sure the Abandoned Archive merch will be better and not subtle at all

[fierce beacon]

Thsi is a verry milde take to get uspet over, ngl

[vestal hound]

Im scared of vedal getting oneguyed

[dull stag]

AA merch?

[vestal hound]

Let me be paranoid for once

[dull stag]

[tame mauve]

bro i aint paying like 45eur total for a black shirt with one word on it

[fierce beacon]

Thankfully, Nobodey is askneing you too

[dull stag]

https://tenor.com/view/tin-foil-hat-jabrils-foil-hat-put-on-a-hat-wearing-a-hat-gif-18223681

[fierce beacon]

[warm talon]

Will you buy it then?

Cause the feedback is good for future merch

[bitter flint]

I'm asking

[lone orbit]

Im also asking

[dull stag]

Merch its self is expensive, but this is way too much

[fierce beacon]

Did I say you cannt give feedback?

Don’t interpret pushback as censorship

[candid hound]

This has to be deliberate ragebait from Juniper at this point, it's not even for sale anymore

[tranquil jungle]

What is this spelling....

[tall crow]

On the back of the AA shirt is a QR code that brings you directly to the AA steam page

[tame mauve]

i would understand it if it was like a shirt with a print, but this is a black shirt with less print than a supreme shirt

[eternal crescent]

Costs less than a supreme its a steal

[slow void]

I hearby dub this wave

[vestal hound]

Not to be rude to people that try to defend vedal, but can we rant/criticize about it a lil bit...

[warm talon]

M8 as you said you are drunk, you dont are not even reasoning well, go rest

[bitter flint]

I love that Juniper is brining up the tutel toilet pin again

[candid hound]

Yeah, why

[warm talon]

Same level design tbh

[lone orbit]

Happy birbday

[oblique trellis]

The same as Vedal advertising lava lamps on every stream

[warm talon]

No only Vedal glazing allowed

[candid hound]

Genuinely, the thing that missed the entire point of the "toilet" thing and something Vedal very clearly disliked

[slow void]

Don't forget AA

[tall crow]

Should have made the Neurotoilet instead
Could have avoided all the drama SMH

[vestal hound]

Too much glazing can lead to "hey, nn is positive about this. Imma just not improve X for the time being"

[lone orbit]

True

[rotund seal]

I think it's a good permanent merch imo, reminds of the shirts we had back in the uwu market first batch, but better elaborated/quality ofc.
But yeah hopefully we'll get something more complex on the 19th

[oblique trellis]

AA is on sale, so its advertising makes sense, unlike the advertising of lava lamps, which is pure ragebait at this point.

[slow void]

I pray for fumo

[candid hound]

...Is it though? For the price it is, I don't think it's that good

[vestal hound]

The price tho...

[candid hound]

Maybe if it were half the price perhaps, but the design really is lackluster

[slow void]

AA was a "Maybe" project for a while, and Evil was proud of him for finishing it

[fierce beacon]

Oh eplease don’t misinterpret me

This merrch is very meh, and I really don’t care what you wannaseey about it

I’m just tieered of people acting like thiser is the only merch they’ll rlelease and forgetting that this ISNT the same meerch as the rversivle shirt that is coming out on Dec 19th

Also I’m very burnt out on this y’all have ben talking about this for nearly 4 hours

[vestal hound]

I dont like it

[warm talon]

Bro go to sleep

[slow void]

Go eep please

[fierce beacon]

Im not tired im buzzed y’all

[slow void]

This is simple debate my guy

[warm talon]

Thats why

You are drunk go rest

[lone orbit]

Ge tou slieeep

[fierce beacon]

And?

Am I not contributing

[slow void]

I don't like that tone

Quit trying to escalate

[fierce beacon]

Im sorry I meant it sincerely

[vestal hound]

Alrighty
If the next merch line is shit tho, vedal.ai might lose a huge portion of funding

Also if vedal is sticking to that perma merch, he better cut that price down or justify it

[oblique trellis]

thanks for discount Vedal

[rotund seal]

I mean, you can see it on the photos. Uwu market shirts had just print on it while here the logos are embroidered

[vestal hound]

LMFAOOO

[lone orbit]

Its a good discount tho

[fierce beacon]

Yeahe idk the logistics of merch sales so I won’t commeeent on pirce

[warm talon]

No you are not
Honestly to anyone else reading it seems like you are trying to make this conversation more toxic than it needs to be

[candid hound]

...Discount?

[fierce beacon]

I wasn’t
I was responding sincerely to your comment

[vestal hound]

Dude i can just buy a black shirt and slap the logo on it

[robust flower]

[vestal hound]

Thats how generic it is xd

[slow void]

Would probably cost less given shipping too

[robust flower]

he got you good

[tall crow]

Just make your own merch

[eternal crescent]

hesRight

[spice marten]

[warm talon]

Unironically CN guys do this and have made great stuff
Promote showed an umbrella from them like an hour ago

[fierce beacon]

[dull stag]

The shipping is $17 for me

[vestal hound]

Ill send it again

[bitter flint]

I'm gonna slap a neuro sticker on my car to make it officially neuro-sama branded

[tall crow]

damn that looks sick

[dull stag]

I’m once again asking for $100

[fierce beacon]

Its Literally the same as the Neurocar now

[slow void]

Oooof

WAIT THATS THE DISCOUNT

[deft vessel]

My whole problem with it is it's a vtuber / anime fan merch if I wanted discreet I'll by a 2$ black tee from Walmart

[rotund seal]

I'm not really fond of clothing anyways, my only interest are either figurines or maaaaybe keychains

[warm talon]

They should up the taxes so it matches the shipping

[fierce beacon]

Sell your car for $2,000,000

[slow void]

That's like 15% off at most

[somber robin]

Put it on business expense

[warm talon]

Really who is the target audience for this merch?

[fierce beacon]

Vedal

[deft vessel]

Def not me lmao

[dull stag]

Me

But you aren’t gonna see me drop $50

[warm talon]

Will you buy it?

[warm talon]

Then you are not the target

[glacial mortar]

This shirt is overpriced for what it offers in all aspects

[fierce beacon]

Okay anwyays I’ve said my piece

I shall now go barcrawling and tell strangers about Neuro-sama

goodnight

[slow void]

Yeah for that much I can get a pair of vans

Wait

[tall crow]

Infinite money glitch
Just slap a Neuro sama on something and the value doubles

[glacial mortar]

Its literally the supreme shirt meme

[deft vessel]

Wouldve been great if he got paccha or some other amazing artist to do an art for a shirt I would've def drop 60 on it just to support them but yeah nah

[slow void]

NEURO VANS SHOES

[warm talon]

How much was it

[glacial mortar]

14$ i think

[candid hound]

Triple the value of a shirt by slapping Neuro-sama on it

[slow void]

That's feasible for everyone

[warm talon]

So 3 umbrella for this shirt?

[glacial mortar]

Unironically yeah

[slow void]

Or eliv airsoft spear

[runic storm]

geez, looks like FlashFire's channel got nuked, I haven't even watched the latest karaoki, is there another channel that posts them?

[somber robin]

Goodbye umbrella, you will be sold

[warm talon]

Neuro archiver has the whole vod but the more risky songs are muted

[glacial mortar]

When will the nondiscrete merch come

[slow void]

Imagine on hit its like the lights lightsabers and you just hear "Get owned, BOOM!"

[glacial mortar]

Because this is just so laughably bad on my end

[woeful apex]

the reversible shirt is coming dec 19th

[slow void]

From evil

[deft vessel]

It came already last year kek

[vague latch]

Neuroclips, and they get permission from the artists so there is not a lot of chance they get nuked (but I don't think they have every song)

[slow void]

Or she just comments at random on your gameplay

[glacial mortar]

Thats the one they showed which was discrete or another type

[slow void]

(I would pay for this lmao)

[glacial mortar]

The one with ballons

[lone orbit]

"I ordered a special neuro t shirt but when i turned it on suddenly the t shirt exploded in pieces so vedal if you dont want me to sue you paypal me 10 million dollars"

[deft vessel]

YouTube is so ass

[runic storm]

which ones are missing?

[fierce beacon]

Wait I forgot to say something

I love youall
I have agreat tome talking to you all, and really enjoyrthis community

Okay bye fr fr this time
Goo-night

[warm talon]

You, sir, could just smuggle the shirt no?

[deft vessel]

I thought those channels were not monetized

Why nuke them

[glacial mortar]

Companies do what companies do

[lone orbit]

[warm talon]

Cause SME are assholes

[sly kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1439373101749239979/pathetic.gif

[deft vessel]

They are probably worried that an AI cover sounds better than the actual thing lol

[glacial mortar]

Even a neuro face shirt would have been better because it would have been funnier

[somber robin]

Pb ftw

[glacial mortar]

Like this face

[somber robin]

Neurowide tshirt

[glacial mortar]

Yeah

[slow void]

Just make it tiny on the right upper chest like most shoe brands like vans does tshirts

[glacial mortar]

Unironically would buy that if it were 20$

[slow void]

I came up with smth similar myself

[glacial mortar]

Just the face would be better

To visual noise otherwise

[tall crow]

Put this on the shirt

[glacial mortar]

My favourite daugther drew this not be mean

Thats what the caption could say

[rotund seal]

I think you guys are a bit mean tbh, right the design could have more complex.
But i think the prices are normal if the quality of the products of Juniper is good. And Vedal doesn't have the influence of a big clothes brand to change the price.
It's more elaborated than for example UwU market regular merch because they use a printer and use always the same format for every person they collab with

[slow void]

Bingo