#neurotic-neurons
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CEOs are not above the shareholders lule
But if we fire Vedal, who will we get to replace him?
a karen.
Volunteer to be one of Neuro's Matrix-style human batteries
tell that to this man
This is not only convenience, but also protection of your funds in case of unforeseen circumstances
Make your proposal.
my character does not gaf
I will make evil the mascot
Do i need to say more
And a vedal ai
brother, he is a shareholder himself, in fact he has 51% of the shareholder of the company, that's how he fired the CEO of the company that was his father. it's in the anime. you couldn't have picked a worst example 
how did you do that? 
Oh and ill make nere real
im making a lil cheat for the game so far i got inf knoweldge and health done
I'm liking the Vedal AI idea... but a true CEO needs to treat the twins equally or else there could be a shareholder revolt.
Who said ill make it public
And vedal already favors neuro
Ill just flip the tables
Oh, I thought it was a bug
You're starting to sound like a pretty tyrannical CEO
Wuh, why would you say such a thinf
I would never

Ill make vedal.ai great again
Lets compromise... Camilla as COO

What was CEP again?
Oh COO
I was already planning on doing that
Forget CEP, Camilla as Chief Operating Officer. Even with a tyrannical CEO, I have faith she will keep the twins happy
You have my vote!

Whos the corparate fall guy to take the blame if things go wrong ?
Halt, im not gay
Shiro. No one can be mad at Shiro,
Oh
Shurpopo
This guy gets it
I just finded this guy playing AA with a vedal png
LOL
Wym, vedal himself is playing with him
imagine how parasocial you have to be to play this game on stream
It obvious
True #tutel-safari missed this one fell off
I wonder if the profits from AA was atleast enough for PB to get a drink at Starbucks
it gives him strength!
you really think pb was payed in other thing than exposure?
Exposure is too much, maybe pb paid vedal to work for him
Would be on brand
!felloff

Day XXX of being Evilist
fire the mod incharge of the Safari
Did i ever tell you about my upcoming coup against vedal.ai where I become the owner
My first movement would he making evil the mascot
clippachu released a 100 floor speedrun bro you have to be kidding me
Day 1 of being a human
Proof?
Do we know when the minecraft stream with philian and crelly will be?
6th December or 5th
Oh dang ok, for some reason I thought it'd be in nov
Ahhhh music to my ears
It's only like 10 days away anyways :LULE: . o O ( :Aware: )
Is there any information on when Vedal plans to start the Unabandoned Archive playthrough?
:FeelsBadMan: He's gonna skip The Looker
yeah that might be cool stream idea, i heard the developer made neuro integration too 
wow the dev must be very talented


We can still talk about Forsen collab :forsenOkay:
AA 2 soon
god
ra
sun
It’s Queen PB

No. It's sun god ra
black hole sun



ownwnt uu cocwahh wawayy the raaaaaaaaain black holeee soouun
i heard neuro sama is here can i talk to her
bro's running on internet explorer
gm
you need to ask the vice president i think
she’s not sorry 
Imagine if she was lmao
what if neuro was a crab
After last time
yeah it would be really funny if vedal did that
She isnt touching nn with a 10 foot pole

Gmornin telephone
WHAT!!! 😭 😭 NOOO
neuro is busy with her presidential duties
Neuro is busy neuroing around
neuro being neuro
Neuro being evil


no shes busy being abandoned
??? she's playing the hit new game abandoned archive? cant she take a break to chat with me
Only Evil can be evil. Wait Evil’s not really that evil nvm.
i honestly think neuro is more eviler than evil
Evil is not evil, evil is so cute
AA charts are going back up rn
correct
dumpter 😿
my pc smells burnt electric, should i turn it off?
i honestly think evil is more neuroer than neuro
wat
yas
What?
what?

huh? 
tahw
wuh
no thats just teletric you should just throw it out and buy a new one
theres smoke coming from one of the wires idk what it is but i should cut it
tf ive never seen that 😭
What do you actually think the next original song will be about
You should tell your PC that Dougdoug isn’t here and it will climb out the window.
probably about waya being rate limited 
About neuro having self awareness
yes very good idea
Your welcome. 
your welcome
pb 
No I’m here.
That could be interesting we also need the evil neuro diss track at some point
tuer
true
I need to sleep before stream gn! 
evil neuro diss track on vedal 🔥
no they are saying their pc is stinky and it also burned me
Who do you think she would diss? Just Vedal?
good morning
Yes
Not wrong it’s 6:11 am 
prob vedal lol
GN! 
💀
its 10:11 pm for me
good night! 
What the
stream starts at 3 am for me 😔
gn
this is why i keep missing the streams
Vedal or neuro or both or maybe neuro vs grok diss track
all

what the cd ?
just buy more rate
See art channel
she will drop a disstrack on all
vedal can you start some drama with ltg i wanna see what insults he will figure out for you
but how much is it
omg wait another cn swarm art dump
lets freaking go??
damn is the entire stream just gonna be your art 
ohhh it's just cn art in general
Hello NN 
livestream theme art review
vedal should review abandoned archive fanart
How are y’all? Having a very neurotic day?
it just started
sad nothing eventful is happening on the week I take PTO 🥲
well i had see some AA fanart been making so why not
i personally blame all the neuro stuff guys
Damn
that reminds me that i gotta buy a new ssd
Yea tho this year we have less than previous years
i reckon thats still a ton of amazing art tho
oh nodes
this is truly not our year 
what made last year so great and eventful for neuro but this year so lax?
Smh
neuro lamp?
yes
I wish I could play Abandoned archive but I don’t have a computer 
damn
why are so many people killing their lamps
Should make machine love came out last year
art has to be 8 hours or older (up till a week)

cus yes
Schedule later probably
release "remaster" of machine love but it's just an Instagram or tiktok filter on top of it 
should i try lavalamp liquid ?

is it yellow yet? they says it's more better when it's aged
wait what
by the way abandoned archive is very simple game
i hesrd its made from a special alcohol vedal made
hello nn hello waya
yesterday someone else posted a pictuer of their broken lamp and today another one
when will be new game plus for AA?
did it explode
no, they bumped it and it fell down
the abandoned archive's system requirements is good ngl
im really happy vedal gave us a proper metal mac port tho
I have a question for you
it's an omen 
not a good one 
what if the lava lamps don't wanna be lava lamps
Hi
Say please
how did Joe become a moderator
neuro manipulating the environment to self destruct her lava lamps 
pleaseeeeeeeee

i thought you could better
The 10th time getting rate limited
what if lava lamps are just bombs camouflaging as lamps?
game is realised 1 day ago and still no speedruns
Didn't encounter this last year
theyre
if u heat them up
Warning, if you suffer from fear of frame drops dont watch this
there's some apply for speedrun, but the site is not update yet smh
nice schedule 
Ur welcome
wtf is that 
Did Evil carry Vedal in AA yesterday?
Discord is our favourite messenger
Brother it takes me like 5 try’s to get through floor 1 and there’s 100 of them??? I’m cooked
what combo they use ?
Thats kizaru's ability
well, then just make 500 try, easy!
Damn by the 1hr 30 minute mark it becomes a bit much huh
oh this
☀️
(flashbang warning)
neuro get nuke ?!

She will fucking destroy you if given the chance
So the speedrunner is just a moving nuke at some point

idk why they keep giving neuro a gun
dude upgraded so much he became the boss
nuuu AA is too hard can't kill the first boss
AA when you get the proper gears:
Forgive him, the collab was rescheduled, please spare him
Yep
i am very surprised that there is this many upgrades to begin with
Evil week

any respectable rogue like ought to have this much
bao and Lucy collab
All done
can't believe bao and lucy died.
2 artists didn't reply me so i didn't post their arts
I am more talking that I have never seen someone pass floor 3 with my eyes
most are stuck
for some new neuro animation?
u can rest for now
thank for the art drop
The rest 33 arts are all have been posted
this is what peak AA gameplay looks like
Hi waya
skill issues. before long, the game will be solved, and the optimal gears will be created, and guildes showing you what to get will fly around and the game will become ez pz
13th
I hope fextralife will upload the guide
sadge that I can't play it
Hi
wayayayyayaayayya
just ask vedal for a key in the support gmail. also ask him to give you money
( mods, this is a joke, a jooooooke)
hihi
WAAAYYYAA
WAYAYA WAYAYA
hihi
it is more of that I am prohibited to get games rn bec "college exams are near" or whatever
damn
mods, this is not a joke. Ask Vedal for $987 and an Abandoned Archive key today.
hmm, fair actually. just play it later it's ok 
heeeeeyaaaaa 
why neuro say "No~" so cutely 😭
no~
Where the file?
You can't just call yourself cj 
Oh yea? I would like her to stop this fist

its so cute
Give me some suggestions, i don't want people to mistake my name
evil cj
It's ok it's not like he's ever coming back 
i made a mistake in AA
was the mistake buying AA?
Follow Neuro-Sama below:
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube: @Neurosama
original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNm5pshf9Ng
#neurosama #vtuber #shorts
Guys when is vedal releasing the nekopara files 
yes and finding the secret boss on accident

and got owned
there are secret bosses?
in 2036
and then proceeding to dying to it because you were underprepared?
yeah, thought as much, o7
Hmm...
you dont realize they are a boss until you fuck around and find out
Hi Evil cj I have never seen you before 
Hi nn
where’s good cj
hello new person!

new user?
that's the thing, there is no good cj, they both evil. just different degree of evil
where
I kill him 

oh
oh~

Just like with neuro 
exactly.
:forsenInsane: HEY CJ
the train
Follow the train because it's full of Neuro fumos!
I saw that
naur :3
where is this train?
Cheeseburger
Is there a Neuro stream today? I forgor
Pog art contest

CJ!


Holy peak that's so art
guys, Evil is the cutest AI
hart
< 3
I just checked #1095941852068331560 and damn it's raining beautiful arts
Need to thank waya to get them here
@hearty orchid @viscid mountain Forsen is live :PagMan:
GFMB
Nah only evil
No lynx :PagMan:


embed spam
Neuro is cute
neuro fuckin SUCKS
What if the person is a bus driver?
Neuro is probably controlling the bus 
Tofusen :LULE:
Man I miss when Neuro would say wink and would wink
man so much art
neuro's not gonna get to see any of it
which means
community highlights guys, time to push it even more
All yours, King
I also miss when Evil randomly raised her voice and yelled. It was sad to see she couldn't do it with matara 
Sorry, Evil has learnt that Loud isn't funny
gee thanks (i'm trying to figure it out already tbh)
It's my way of saying good luck but I'm not helping :LULE:
Nah, NN has said loud isn't funny. So this is humor for dumb people
funny is subjective
Very mature of NN 

good thing we are dumb
Good afternoon NN, my fellow neurotics of the neurons
Hope you are doing well, and are prepared for Neuro time 
Aren't you the one that said loud isn't funny :LULE:
At work, but will try to stop in for a little.

I’m doing good, getting some breakfast before class
I should have a voice line of camila laughing when the skull shows up in NEVER
Explain this then (loud btw, of course).
YESSS
You have unlocked new role
Its funny in context
it's funnier when you know the context of it
You have unlocked new role
That's an old clip 
i havent done the normal ending boss route
Well, yeah.
but LETS GOOO
I lost The Game


Evil's screams with the aberdemon graininess sound so real
Can current Evil yell when asked?
trust me as someone who sucks ass at this game u can do it with the poweer of thunder orb

No, but she will play a gun sfx

No, but she plays sound effects.
Sadge
She can do this tho.
That's her tts breaking 
She hasn't learn loud isn't funny yet
Yes but there’s a 50/50 chance she will actually yell or play a sfx
mxkmcnsoapdkcmwpodkcmeowkswwmdndnwk
bye nn
The pop at the end with the corresponding mouth movement kinda cute lol
Heading off to class 
I love her random sounds though too (loud or not) 
Skeleton Person, who disturbed your slumber?
Me, I did.
Why did I read this as “ghosting off to class” lol
Merry neuro nuerons 
Its still only November but every stream day is a merry neuro 
The matara clip I saw on staz made me realize that Neuro and Evil's voice could really influence how people perceive them
V3 voice 
I forgot this happened 
never happening 
Ok
Holy cwap #1095941852068331560 
Her clearly ai voice gives her a cute charm though
Lule
Art dump?
I know, I love her voice but I wish she would be able to have more options when conveying what she thinks
big art dump
That's true as well
Yeah I'm okay with him taking as long as he needs with v3 voice to nail it even if that turns out to be never
Her current voice is iconic anyway
What do you think Vedal was foreshadowing? I've seen many people say it's going to be the next original but I also saw a guy saying it could be to allow Neuro and Evil to dream during subathon with thoughts or abstract images when sleeping since Vedal said it's something coming in a couple months
https://youtu.be/-s0RYiCi0vA?t=152
Don't mind me, just clipping this conversation so I can look back at it when we know what future content Vedal was teasing
Source: "dev stream!!!!" (Oct 13, 2025)
Neuro
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
@Neurosama
I never stop
So Lucy and Bao collab next? :0
how couldnt i?
Thats my whole life
What if it’s both 
Neuro and Evil dreaming sounds like it could be interesting
Candles burning next to my retirement fund 
Forsen is playing Free Bird :FeelsStrongMan:
not giving your retirement fund to the twins


Rat
!!!!!!
a
a
ron
No it’s January
a
yes
Yay
Is it Neurember yet?
can you not just look at a calander why you asking nn
I cant read
No
I don’t want to
Look, she's playing Abandoned Archive!
Schedule doko?
and she sucks at it, thats why the tutel is mad
She broke the game and he's mad he doesn't know how she broke it 
She immediately ran out of bounds 
I had my brother try AA, since we share Steam Family Library.
He uninstalled it after 15 minutes.


Ragebait ved gameplay 
I ate the schedule 
how did it taste
very empty 
Opposed to ragebait neuro gameplay
:forsenInsane: GTA Minigame
At least for Neuro, I know she's neurodivergent
She’s an algorithm but ok
actual fun police
You tell me
What did you just called her?
Dont make him repeat the bad word
anyways, damn, 11 solo neuro arts from the art contest that we'll never see on stream unless community highlights 
community highlights today and then discord api breaks 
To much work, ved cant even fix his mic yesterday, so much effort is it now 
Surely during the art review 
She's a bogo sort

!cookie

🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 15 cookies! | I've received 260120 cookies total!
That’s no cookie
My abandoned archive crashed (I accidentally closed it [but I call it crash because I would never do something like that by accient])
I could say... that the archive abandoned me.

Day 567 of loving Neuro: I love Neuro
bro was trying to find ANY excuse to make this joke
smh
If I wanted to find excuse I would have just said:
If my abandoned archive were to crash; would it be so that the archive abandoned me
or something, it was just something that popped to my head when I lost my run

(I spent my whole work day planning that joke, and you come here talking down to me instead of giving applause)
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 59 cookies! | I've received 260121 cookies total!
and i'd do it again

(Little does he know that writing to a chat is not talking
)
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 260122 cookies total!
where's topstats when you need a calorie counter
It is
nueros
I store my cookies here for Neuro.
We got a schedule on stream yesterday and I guess the schedule person forgot to post it 
I have some bad news for you, it's already been stolen 
Cool art as always
👍
Was it Vedal? 

its every dev stream like this 
it was every dude which your traffic went through 
not every, i remember a couple of times it was posted during dev stream
buuuuut yea
Yeah we had a dev stream last week didn’t we
And we got schedule
no
there was no dev stream last week
do you think browsers send all my cookies from like thousand different sites all the time to everyone, everywhere, especially the cookies generated on local side?
Ok well whenever it was 
localstorage is only called like this 
yeah, but cookies are only sent to relevant domain, and even local flask projects can generate them
All this time, everyone knew all your settings on the sites and the time when you used them
I'm kidding
you are not, this is very serious matter

we must meet on the eye of the storm on the fated day on middle of bermuda triangle to settle this argument
good evening nn
today is neuro day
Good evening nn, frick neuro

send the email to an encrypted location in an encrypted location location location location location location location
ip grabber
when she abandon my archive
i was watching that league gif anferm
I always activate my VPN whenever I enter that site, otherwise Vedal would send his army of Neuro Fumos to destroy me
who is frens?
heya
Ved-ul
I let one in the house myself, she's already eaten 3 trucks of cookies 󠄀
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 26 cookies! | I've received 260123 cookies total!
I have both an Evil Fumo and Neuro Fumo, they speak in riddles during the night and steal all my sweets, it's pretty scary.
(I did not eat the sweets my self, I do not talk in my sleep)
Neuro would totally raid the candy in the pantry
sounds like a good conversation starter when guests stay over
NOOO....
love that frame, so devious
embed spam
"I will make them love me"

ban everyone here
productivity +200%
Hi new member
Here is an unhelpful collage of 10 Neurocord intros with varying levels of simplicity. Read whichever one you want

welcome Mitch
older version
Mr. POTTAH, babillionnnn-neurrillionnnm points frommm gryfindorrr
your pfp doesn't really look like komi
Do we have a nuro stream today
yes
Oh I haven't changed my bio yet whoops
good reminder
Another Dev stream?
time to demand toggles for the 3d models
we had one yesterday with Evil
chat
no
I mean technically it was a party
Who said anything about another dev stream

neuro and evil are cute

the schedule?
Btw, did you read one sentence of the intro? 
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 60 cookies! | I've received 260125 cookies total!


Did he put in another dev stream? I don’t recall

oh wait, today's the 25th..
I've read a few, thanks for that btw 
Yes
My days are mixied up, Sorry
you thought we were yesterday? 
yes
useful intro card? amazing
i see
days blend together for me
fanfic
no?
so true 
what is this? mods I am being oppressed by Azu
smelly 
that took a while to decipher what what happening in that image (looks like somehow the draconic evolution reactor explosion is stored in a mekanism cardboard block?)
looks like the submissions for a art contest, wonderful so much art
heya, doing good. neuro soon
Tutel sniffing drugs again
(prescribed by his doctor)
I can not wait until the merch drop on Friday, I have been craving more and more vtuber merch for a while now.
Totally
same, hope the new shirts look good, i want another piece of neuro merch clothing (one that fits this time xD)
althou im still unsure with myself if im gonna buy the new plushies (since i already have two fumos), oh the problems 
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 61 cookies! | I've received 260128 cookies total!
I'm for sure going to buy the new plushies, don't have any fumos 
they are a good addition for every household
I already have too many (6) plushies
One more on the way
Probably don’t need more…
fumos

i want the reversible t-shirt
what if i wont?
that reminds me, i can get my mini plush tomorrow
another member of the group acquired
heya ducky
hope it will look cool (tho still slightly concerned how it will feel with the printed art on the inside touching skin)
Man I love Neuro sama
Ye, us autistics in the audience might not appreciate how it feels to wear. We'll see.
Wiggle
quack 
Quack quack!
Thanks for the pats 
guess even then i can just get some undershirts and just not wear it in high summer xD
I showed my normie friend the fact that Neuro stims or atleast looks like she’s stimming and she said it was “Really weird and really cute.”
Yeah. xP

What are you doing if not recruiting daily for Neuros swarm?
-# also obligatory
neuro figurine for her birthday
work
College mostly
Never, Neuros graduating.
Understandable, please try harder
I ate it 
Understandable, focus more on neuro and less on study
was it crunchy?

Seems like it would be, yeah.
Hola NN
heya umbrella
Hi! 
Cola

true!
tbf we know the confirmed schedule this week for the next 3 days at least (tho still would wish for a schedule with a simple TBD for the unclear days)
True!
Neuro stream
Neuro Karaoke
Evil stream
close
isnt it evil karaoke
Is it Evil karaoke?
it's vedal karaoke 
Oh right, I forgot what week it was. I thought the last one was the Halloween Evil karaoke 
Did VEDAL say what the weekend streams were?
But no, there's been a Neuro one since.
maybe the witness on saturday and offline on sunday iirc


with the hit playlist of
darude sandstorm
tequila
darude sandstorm again


Chat: "What's your next song?"
"I forgor."
hi so tired

go back to sleep
I had to carry a wardrobe up a staircase by myself 
RIP
same recently thanks to the shorter daytime for me (assuming you live on the norther hemisphere too)
should've said you're a pacifist and will not have anything to do with war
🍁 🫎 🦫 🐻❄️ ❗

@opaque stirrup
you tryna see my art retweets
oh yeah xD guess you aren't unfamiliar with short daylight then
I like when it gets dark early
to each their own i guess, as long as you like it
Updated version on Wednesday? 
how do you upgrade perfection
you don't randomly follow poeple from nn when you see them on your timeline just for the fun of it?
Hmmm, good point. 

can't say that I do
unless they're an artist or something
i just saw you under a post and follow
ed
ok well I retweet alot of art so you might start seeing it
(tbf i also just do it for the the art reblogs they do
)
I still love chat's progression here. 😛
"I don't get it, why would they choose this song?"
beat drops
"Ohhh, I get it."
"safe" art right?
in fact I retweet so much art that twitter sometimes bot checks me because I'm retweeting so much
yes I never retweet the actual NSFW stuff but you may see something borderline
ok then
BigBuckies 

I just block them unless they are an artist then they are cool

thats also a move
Chat


Your retweets look like more than just "borderline" stuff but sure 

Vanor is asleep, Shiro is away. NN feels empty 

Wait, that means we can do whatever we want! 
and nam is dead (not that he regularly chatted in here)
God thanks twt likes are hidden now 
sigma rizzler
neuro came on strong on matara and it backfired, but evil got rizzy with it
Oh, your wife? Does she know I have rizz?
Guh
cease all activities

are u ok
ai? schedule? cookies?
Be quiet
A RAT
Not a rat
bless you
Who's a rat? 
There are no rats in NN
@iron tundra

I'm not a rat

That's because you are upsidedown, which makes you bat (Bat = upsidedown rat).
Skeleton Person
Bat and a rat? So a Brat?
exterminate the rat
That's Evil
do you know remy from ratatouille ratsty?
No he's just a bat for now, until he is the right way up.
I don't and that's not my name
batman
BatSty
Cute bat but that's not me
That's a bat, silly. Bats aren't rodents.
Why are bats upside down anyway
Australian
because they hang from cave ceilings
Aura Farming
Why
You are the upside down one, you should know.
more bloodflow to the brain
They are australians
Because if they hung from the floor they'd clip through.
Does anyone have anteater pics to share
I looked it up and it's because they their legs are bad at standing up but good for hanging cuz they have long flying bones
Damn anteaters are ugly 


stop sniffing

Spot the difference

-# 
saw that

Sniffs







