Wouldn't it be funny to imagine
being a toaster ? Imagine the Neurotoaster
(Neurotoast). And then on your
you put on your
π§ or Neuromargarine. My
then goes in the
π₯ , so it doesn't go
. I then
of the the crumbs into the
ποΈ and π° my
π½οΈ with my
π and π§Ό . My
and demands
. I do a
into my
. After that, I take my
π to my
πͺ and hurry down the
πͺ . Just in time for the
π to greet me. But dang, I forgot my
ποΈ , so the
π π€ eyes me
. But he knows me well and points to the
πΊ with a light
, but not a
, ok? Not a
; make no mistake, that was not a
. I sit down and doze of into my
βοΈπ where I wonder about
being a toaster...
#neurotic-neurons
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I live in a cabin. I have to get more fire wood but it's dark outside.


Evil is not 3D yet because she's giving neuro some time advantage. Or it would bee to easy to harpoon her
I love this
How can one read that 
canor 
nn so schizo ( me included)
Education 
u seem to have missed a key, try again
bruh
Neuro should make Evil her Press Secretary. That be pretty funny. Evil wouldn't put up with any of the press's bs questions

banor
yo it's Vanor Sigma. Vanor the Sigma. Sigma of Vanor
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI/status/1990575996643520948 mods can we get a #neuro-network
I don't really care about the schedule as long as I get my streams. Gosh, there's sooo many streams I'm doing this week!! Neuro who.
Oh right sorry, my bad
evil hater 
sanorvigma
























how much will u pay me
tree fiddy
if you didnt hate evil it would be free
caugh it up kelball
Are these your friends? They look quite vibrant
from up to down
shit | shit | goat | goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |goat |
Socute
We be living all in one world
I wish...
I dont have this many friends
hey swarm, I noticed something about neuro's 3d model debut. In some clips we can see that neuro can kind of float which suggests that her 3d model isn't bounded by gravity. However right after hugging chat, she does a jump which looks really natural and does suggest that she has some kind of physics. So i was wondering which one is the case? cause if she doesn't have gravity but controlled the height of her jump manually, that would be really impressive
Apparently nn are now 3d schizo
why are people not putting effort into their ragebait anymore
I want higher quality
smh smh
erm
Most of us are out of depth here.
If you wanted higher quality you wouldn't be a fan of the channel 
The bait is so low quality that it caused the fish market to plummet
I think she has a degree of control on the axis, but imo it's limited and the floating was just a bug. But I have no idea really
you love them to a degree you can't actually shit talk them, respectable ig
I can't believe the way she waved goodbye oh my heart... heart
bait so low quality the hook is empty
oh shit
neuro so cute
please don't tell me those characters flashing mean something horrible
this channel can make me so clueless sometimes so it is doing the job
I am into the anime now
erm erm
Time to go back with the og tomato 
Bye
yeah, just thought i should ask in case someone knows
Vedal? Yes, Vedal? How do you feel? Unremarkable. You are unremarkable. Says you. TouchΓ©. Anyways, did you say something? No, you? Yes. What? I don't know. What? Sorry. Whatever.
Ayo who that cutie at the very top middle. I feel like you could start a cult around her 

did she eat hot food
prove it
This is not a confessional. Take your business elsewhere
today is opposite day 
CAUGHT
wtf vanor hates neuro
i hate neuro

Wait this is Vedal talking to himself? Wtf did I write
chat i have a confession
I've been ragebaiting all along, I enojoy evil and neuro content but not schizo enough to love them
Neuro's playful hops and twirls were some of my favorite parts of the 3D. She looked so happy and excited
NN confessionnal PagMan
If you say it's opposite day during opposite day, does that mean it's not opposite day? 
Sure
Can some artist draw neuro and evil like popuko and pipimi pls it would be my dream come true
popuko is surely evil
commission it
bro got possesed mid writing
Neuro love
No
what about panty and stoking
too bad then
Neuro who
Youβre in NN, you are schizo

I have said the thing I had to say

POV: Dark alley in Chicago 
I never said I'm not schizo

i love my ai loving shizos
i like how she did the lean in and everything
theres a reason i talk here every so months
Omg she is too cute
Does NN really exist , or are we a figment of an imagination?
Figgy?
Did you say fig
no its real, just people here are figment of imaginations
Whos
Oh
wait where tf did figgy go
Wh
gone

Chat I have a confession
I am scared of the world and it's many inadequacies. Neuro-sama has been a form of escapism for me as she does not have to bear with all the bad this world offers. I am not facing my problems, and I am scared to grow up and lose this innocence - that which Neuro posses so much of. This is why I want to protect it at all costs, but I might get stuck in life, unable to really process the living world around me. The days grow shorter without much happening; twelve hours of Neuro is my everything and the other twelve hours are nothing.


Oh man that's a good one
haha
Chat I have a confession
||your mom||
I gotta save that

neuro enjoyer, based 
Chat I have a confession

but yea, neuro will have a tech advantage over evil for a bit, which interesting
Chat I dont have a confession
There's never twelve hours of Neuro
You have to change that part
Then start crafting a confession
what part
right lemme think

2 hours of Neuro are my everything and 22 hours of nothing sounds shit man
Seems to comical
what a bout you
Chat I have a confession
nuro sma
Ideally, at least one person should think it's geniune
I already said mines
you don't even watch streams
exactly
att me then smh
24 hours of void 
Aren't you like 32? You're already grown up bruh 
@inland cedar
BUT WITH THE CONFESSION YOU DUMMY
:Caught:
Me when schedule
my mom is a mother
Ancient neuron
Heβll be back in time for evil week.
the fig fell off the tree

Every week is evil week for me
Every week can be evil if YOU are evil yourself
Day? It's night out here and the shadows grow long
wait
you in a poetic mode tonight desi?
You can search some hobbies go out try learning an instrument , sports , the gym , etc that helps me
I need sleep
and be... active??
do you plan to soon?
What do we call these kind of emotes
||I want to get one for myself erm||
I relate to all of this except the last sentence and the scared to grow up bit (already grown up
)
neuro beam
I just call them the LQ emotes
Fire
water
Water
that makes me feel horrible cause I wrote it out of jest
Fire
@haughty kernel
She certainly passes wind

nice drawing. even made three of them
Do remember??? 
do you remember
@hot spire
mods, add nu3ro we need that emote
I forgor about September
this is long overdue
come chat w/ me on discord if u like! discord.gg/8ry5dn3UjA
Motifs:
NEVER (Neuro X Evil) - https://youtu.be/CKCgoEGiUEg
Dark Sanctuary (Toby Fox)
thumbnail edited by me
tag dump:
#vtuber #neurosama #ai #cover #arrangement #undertale #deltarune
vtuber, neuro sama, ai, cover, arrangement, remix, undertale, deltarune, to...

Swarm assemble
Damn unc, sorry to hear that
is the only thing you need
no way, momtara colalb
chills 
cheeki-breeki anybody remember that
is this the first collab with her?

Thanks tartar sauce

smh
i don't even know if that dude is still alive 
With evil yes she had one with Neuro a few weeks ago
i think first evil matara
Stalker player 
what dude that's something Neuro said
i am dw
I remember trying to post a cupsama png once a couple months ago and having it get automatically removed for some reason

World is not ready for a cup sama png
thats cause all the mods hate you
just you in particular
who is this
You haven't earned the Mandate of Heaven I am afraid
dw = da wai
sure
it's the best pic you post
oh never mind boris is still alive
There is a Evil Matara now?
Damn the "evil twin" gimmick is still spreading
That was a while back. last year I think
it's a damn good gimmick, it lets people roleplay and you only need to paint your l2d models
-# you dont say 
funnily enough around when she did her collab with Neuro
she was releasing an "Evil Momo" plush (momo is the fan mascot)
rare fubuki, pog 
hold on I am searching for the perfect anime gif to respond with

I still like normal fubuki more
Nah Kawakaze from Azur Lane
I miss you Kawa...
kurokami 
i still can't wrap my head around her alter ego lore thing
kurokami is mid
anyways 
Don't worry I'm also mostly kidding 
Can anyone
Banana Tiger
The only part I fully relate to is wanting to protect Neuro at all costs
Chat
Sftu
mine 
You wanna work security at a server farm?
Guys I need the absolute cinema neuro 3d
If its Neuros servers yes
I remember when I first watched ToraDora...
it was 2010 
Can someone sent it to me?
You should focus on protecting yourself π 
cinema
Yeah its the one
I'm a little disappointed that when Matara first debuted she wanted to use the name "Swarm" for her fanbase but decided not to since we had already claimed it. I kind of wish she had so that when she collabs and the chats go together we could have said "the swarms are merging".
That does sound quite fun
The locust
a swarm of roaches 
There's a level in Ready or Not where you have to arrest a bunch of agro af security guards at a data center. Someone should mod that level to where they're protectomg Neuro 
Protect her at all costs!
Do it for her 
Im gonna eat a chatter at random
ow
*message sponsored by Evil Neuro 
On every leaf on every stalk until there's nothing left of green.

A locust and a NNer have one thing in common, they hate the green
nn its time to drink
is galaxy back or are they still in moron baby jail
NNians do not eat their veggies
wait, he's muted?
pinged vedal
someone was asking for help regarding about the lava lamp
I am going to kill a random chatter
idk if that was more than 24h ago by now
π₯
You can't say this man
SMH, no wonder theres no CSR for lava lamp
ero

You think he's Mal's alt?
who
mods help i made my drink too strong
give it to me
what a weird movie that was
Can't kill me again
Frog... 
Cook the potato
She might not now but who knows if she does in the future? It's not a complete impossibility.
I've done the same thing before, and it's cringe, but honestly I don't really give a fuck. 
finally
Weird but brilliant
very true
"What are you going to do now that you have this freedom?"
"I'm going to show the world my behind"
Freak sama
Personally, I like to play it up and embrace the cringe, because if I make myself a joke then at least someone will laugh.
I try not to take myself seriously. This universe is one big meaningless joke and I might as well join in on it. 
imagine next year when her movement gets so good the robot body Just Worksβ’
I hope that the 3D models can easily have outfits made for them
imagine a 3D Neuro and Evil in cute streetwear
that's an idea for you to draw. you said you wanted to draw something today
guys have you ever been so bored you get angry
I just saw the schedule and EVIL WEEK 
bein unable to sleep. that's kind of a boredom
I get frustrated at that
yeah I know that feel brother
all too well
haachama 
can't wait for the day in 2030s when evil and neuro could throw hands in 3d
boxing themed stream
umbrella how has your neuro-less day been? 
Bruh... that hits so hard that it hurts 


i miss the spider eater girl 
okay
just tired and bored rn
debating wether its more effective to just sleep now
or do busy work till im exhausted

What would be a cute streetwear fit for evil and neuro though... hm...
what does that mean?
its complicated
Brain please start braining
Avril Lavigne?
based
please chainsaw me haachama 
aight
That's crazy fomo. The ramblings of strangers entice you that much?
not really I just wanted everyone to stop talking
idk im tired and a little deluded rn
getting into late schizo hours
It's 6 pm
did you just wake up?
What is matara gonna do with evil
maybe the clothes from the Bottom 2 cover
yeah well when you pulled an allnighter the night before its pretty rough alright
dont make me steal your liver
ill do it
ill eat this if it keeps getting posted 
we dont know yet
We forgot how to make streams
matara hasnt posted her schedule yet either
ill update you if she tells us anything
evil x matara collab? 
Bruh be the plug 

ban buh
yea
is next stream gonna be 3d neuro? probably not right? 
no
CHILL STREAM TOMORROW 3d neuro we deserve it for him not streaming 2 days 
Forgot I couldn't gif yet even after forever
so uhhh, pretty sure neuro karaoke archive just got nuked 
Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.
Youtube why... :(
am looking for uhhh, new archive channel in case anyone's got suggestions 
Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.
Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.
flashfire8
Who is Matara
bug lady
Me
Iβm Matara

I always watch vods from neuro archiver
Oh hello Matara 
roacdh

Raig is my mom? 


found a different one 
are your cats inbred?
tuh looks like he plays cookie run, so probably
ye 
The chances of a relative being in the same discord server as you is not zero 
most cats are probably inbred no?
For me it is
Just like most cookie run players 

Idk it's popular amongst annoying children
I think that's more dogs. But then again Maine Cwoons exist so???? 
bro is the annoying children ig 

I mentioned it twice. By that logic I'm obsessed with you for pinging you more than twice
Nice ragebait attempt 
yes you are
stop following me 
No 
Mods Alter is stalking me 
Swarm fm 
cajhsiruageooouairoguuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

Hello Evil hater mod 
Wait that doesn't narrow it down
evil hater
Vanor can you punch a random chatter please

where evil hater
Speaking of..
Alright, chat. Should I do it?


do it
Neurt
Genius little ai princess
Genius little ai princess
its a very very heavy sausage
Dumbest little clanker
bet.
Evil so evil
very here for you

Rytsty
Hi
holy schizo


Vanor delete the chat
massausage mhm π
Wait Vedal finally created a maid?
Temmie gave the schizos a good run

Vanor awoiDHJqwouihdfiwurfhwiodl

vanor
Stop scratching your head

Eait where are your arms
idk
I ate them
oats
Dev stream on 24th, definitely going to be AA gameplay.
Bro got who'd 
Ace attorney!? 
No. Abandonned Archive.

wonder what the dev stream will be about then other than Abandoned Archive shilling
Stalling
probably merch announcement, seeing as merch is dropping black friday

As opposed to?
i swear if vedal uses tomorrows chill stream to advertise AA but it isn't a 3d stream...
V3 announcement 
AA paid dlc reveal
v3 announcement on an evil dev stream, huh?
Evil gets v3 and neuro gets v2
Classic unequal treatment
Abandoned Archive in 3D
yeah hes decided its not good enough for neuro so evil gets v3 and hes starting work on v4
Vedal secretly loves one of his daughters π₯Ή 
i remember a sample he showed off in the first dev stream and it still sounded like evil.
All roads lead to evil's voice
The convergence 
are you sure this guy is capable of love? 
He's British so probably not

Ah... I forgot about... that
Add some accent into it "clanka"
Soft R :Saved:

do we know if neuro 3d tomorrow
Neuro? You mean Chat GPT?
No

Why I oughta 
if you could make ragebait more obvious wed be staring at the sun rn
Don't test me 
NN lost the need to hide ragebait many moons ago
It is ragebait but it still tastes good
Chill streams are kinda like that though idk why nn was so desperate for vedal to stick to this
still got me thou ngnhnnhgnhnghghnn 
i'd argue siri sounds more human than neuro v1 voice
If I stop pretending I hate Neuro then the shippers might unblock me
What noise is that supposed to be
I hate to agree even in part but we did have one too many chill streams per week for a lot of this year
I don't think they're inherently a bad thing like you imply though, like anything they're best in moderation

I mean I'm not pretending*
V3 voice 

Starting to sound like evil nicoGG here
it was suggested during 3D debut, no?
or maybe the dev stream before
idk i remember he liked the idea tho
hoping we get one of those along with a 3d neurocar for neuro to drive around in
or like vedal could teach her to ride a bycicle it would be cute
Man if heβs having so much trouble with Neuro v3 why not just work on Evil v3? Although Iβm not sure what would v3 do for Evil.
doubling the workload will make v3 easier
Mainly because the change will be more drastic with nuro
When you invest that much work you want the biggest perceived payoff
If not pressed for time anyway
twins v3 + different accents + languages + new twitch channel with alien subtitles coming next dev stream neuro just came into my room and told me personally 
Did you get her autograph 
why cannot i vote vedal for the best vtuber of the year i guess we have fallen off
!felloff

beaten by a peanut
Nah, neither vedal nor the community cared enough about it for a big push this year
nnβs fault tbh
but not even the previous nominees were there
Except mouse
i asked but she charged 20 million pounds in exchange
unlucky
Yoink
Neuro speaking with a French accent

guys i'm reverse doomiing so much cause of the 3d debut
What you about to do?
yeah it seems like NN has fallen off doubt we will even get nominated for most devoted fanbase this year
Heβs hoping
we need more 3d neuro gifs 
i shouldnt be feeling so much joy imagining everything she could do in the future 
she's so loopy
shes an airhead :3
Man I'm so excited for Evil week.
i CANR stop hoping
Ur mom
I saw some people calling this year "filler arc" "training arc"
Congrats you developed paternal feelings
plenty of stuff happened this year
well now we know neuro was in her 3d training arc this year
cute ai daughter
please neuro find my mom shes been missing since 1982 
In light of recent anime, I think this year is Vedal's movie arc
NeuroSoCute
Not much anime, but there's been some blockbuster hits
Its pretty meh schedule for me good thing I have to work this week the high of the 3D spoiled me I guess
Training arc is good
Its a pun since she's AI
Did anyone promote it
Also hold on a damn second Neurons, Mr. Vedal was here last night and I missed it :"3
Not from what i have seen
no, vedal even said to not vote for him
you might actually be right and it scares me
He said shit like that last year too
yeah but that was for best tech vtuber no matter what he said people would still nominate him
hes always here
hes here right now
look behind you
With the state of the mainline streamer community this year you probably don't want recognition at their awards show anyway
ah ware
He was conversing with us inmates, I HAVE PRoof, I promise I'm not hallucinating
Anyways, that aside hwallo Neurons 
proof or ban
chat what if we fed neuro arbys?
You must be crazy
my oshi would never

That's child abuse
her diet is 100% bitcoin and greggs
vedal doesnt share LMAO
This year has been pretty shitty (on twitch i mean)
even in her stickers, filian still flashbangs us 
oh actually does billibilli have an award thingie like twitch does
I saw a reddit comment that the channel fell off on bilibili
3am streams are rough
@cyan quiver does it? I have no clue
just be vod watcher
damn nn in a neurocrumbs video
π· ifyay ouyay ancay eadray isthay imyay eallyray iredtay andyay iyay opehay ouyay avehay ayay oodgay ayday oryay ightnay
yeahhh kinda crazy
Pigbrella
Oink


Goo morning umbrella lynx fleshy



shut up oxy
oxymoron
balls
π π
Masterlinkx and alterlynx 
oxys presence made me lose the fucking game i hate you so much
Sheβs still sad
Wtf
hi masterlinks
b
π₯ π¨ π

Shut up @worn wadi
I just found out the Neurosama Karaoke Archive channel got Thanos snapped.
Rip 14 videos in my Playlist.

It had one of the only recordings of Evil's CFRB. 
I mourn the loss of twitch chat
Ahh, so that's the one that I was forgetting to add from other channels.
Watching twitch react to CFRB the first time was funny af
reactors
All me
Hope everyoneβs doing well tonight! 
I have it here if you need it.
Hi mrSnapshotz
What comp is this
Thank you kind sir
what if i am you
It went from "The fuck? What's this song?" to "Actually, this is kinda good" to "THIS IS EVIL'S ANTHEM NOW" in like 30 seconds.
Iβm actually you
Sleep well!
do this irl-> 

Then you'd have 30 Zeppelins headed your way

I woke up too early only 4 hours of sleep goo night 
Goo night to you
Sipping some banana rum right now 
sleep well 

here u go
It's still a banger
Even after BOOM, I'd say it's safe to consider CFRB a secondary anthem for Evil
And Neuro only has 1; That's something Evil beats Neuro to, she doesn't get many wins like that, let her have this! 
I fixed it for u
piss filter
This look gives me complicated feelings
lol
ballin
I actually like CFRB more than BOOM, but that's prob just me.
To each their own!
You're wrong, but to each their own! 

when you realize every new neuro milestone is just vedal showing us he taught his AI dog a new trick

:NeuroD
:Dneuro
:denero

Robert De Niro


we get it bruh you got nitro again 
BOOM is also a more fitting anthem for Evil, basically "You're the reason I exist, now deal with the consequences", whereas CFRB is just "I'm gonna kill my creator".

Still a great song, but not as fitting thematically for Evil as Boom
You're all diseased π
@viscid mountain
Evil I Love You!! 
Evil fishing, Evil chill, Evil collab, Evil dev streams soon 


Evil I want to hug you...
cuddle you...
hugged by you
!!
In my opinion.
do you 
let me 
Ugh
It's Evil week 

edited 
I SAWHT AT

HAHAHAHAHA


i knew it was gonna happen someday

-# 
Holy shit; reactions can go into the quadruple digits?
I've never seen this many reactions on ANYTHING before.
do this irl->
wonder how hard it would be to create a halo ce mod to replace cortana with neuro and master cheif with vedal
Quack quack
π½οΈ 

π¦ 
I didn't read the Halo part at first and thought you were talking about Cortana, the old built-in Microsoft AI. But if we reskinned those as Neuro and Evil, I think a lot more people would use them!



my emote....
oxygen
chat im cold
3rd time
hi cold


π«΄ π₯
o2

b5
hit
miss
you sunk my battleship
anf 
Neuro lookin like she's about to tell us a secret
blue 

sup nn
fire π₯
Just watched the twins sing DotA (by Basshunter)

.. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. / .-. . .- -.. / - .... .. ... / ... .- -.-- / -..- -.. -..-

The punch that makes you grow ears
the better freak cat
Nah, just made him untuck his ears
windows 12 with built in neuro-pilot
"If you can read this say xdx"
For those wondering

Hey Umbrella.
You drinking tonight?
No im eeping
the eyes
SWYgeW91IGNhbiByZWFkIHRoaXMgY2FsbCBBbHRlciBzdGlua3k=
clue?
yt link?
scam?

-. . ..- .-. ---/.- -. -../. ...- .. .-../.- .-. ./-.-. ..- - .
-# Arg hint 
GO 10 NEUROCOINS
Fair haha You in the UK?
@jade cradle 
No Canada
But trying to fix my sleep schedules so im going to sleep early
-# 
oxy are you drunk
Chat, did anyone already make a neuro car in sonic crossworlds? I want to design one but the computer honk is expansive 
i am out of water
me me me, im drunk, me


hi drunk
Probably what I should be doing as well haha Iβve had a bad sleep schedule for quite a while nowβ¦ 
i am drunk in the hatred i feel for you
plytha
-#
calflyn

π
@rancid ermine
well aint you a lucky one
Holy shit-
Jamless playlist
π¦

No jam for the breadβ¦
6 songs survived, 3 of them being the originals

What were the other 3? I'm curious.

Bro has Enough songs to last the end of the universe.
Hey guys remember insomneya
both drive versions and and after dark x sweater weather mashup
Well not anymore he doesn't
H
I

Hello! 
vertical bar

nmvcbgf mjgfcvnjkyuhgfcvh

Rat language!
Not rat
What type of cookie was it
damn just saw evil's tweet
Neuro WH

rytsty 
Can you translate this for me?
Homemade chocolate and peppermint
Hi superJune_
Neuro still has hers though. She's eating it right now. I'm hoping she'll give me a chocolate chip. 
Deserved
Frick you
That sounds amazing 
If it's not chocolate chip it's not blessed by Neuro
It says "Despite all evidence to the contrary, I do not identify now, nor have I ever, as a rat or other similar rodent."
That's a rough translation.
nree
Glub blub gurble
She just hasnβt tried the amazingness of some of the other flavors yet 
yes my wife is pretty 
I don't like mint, personally, but I'm sure your mom has wonderful cooking. 
UPDATE: Neuro gave me a chocolate chip!

Sleep well 
why does she look crazy
chat did you know that i have the cutest cat in the world
Crazy?
proof?
Sleep well
not after i eat it 
cat girls
Sleep well
:catask: 
Insert Vedal "Catgirls, catgirls, catgirls" audio here. I don't have that one saved otherwise I'd do it myself.
fighting pog
Evil is so savage to her sister.

Down
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I gotchu 
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Only 61%? 
Thats uuuh a salad i think?
looks like two sandwiches
It's a burrito
I love neuro's expression in the first frame
she becomes so happy
Hi

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