#neurotic-neurons
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Shut up 
Yum
I skip all streams because I hate swarm
Fuck you 

we know umbrella, you love the swarm.
no she sucks
You're not cool anymore 
Nothing cause shes stupid 
You're just dark and edgy 
1001011010 - shut up robot!
Stop thinking!

Bro really posted 602 in binary
When are Neuro or Evil going to sing some prog rock
I swear pb intentionally avoids my song suggestions
Prog rock sucks
I only listen to top 40 pop
true
We've already had a fair few prog rock covers, haven't we?
00110110 00110111
That's not even dark and edgy 
i'll take pop slop over prog rock any day
Bro really said 54 55
Idk I missed the last karoke actually
One must imagine the counters happy
Let me check
You know whats funnier than 54?
If you say 67 I'm putting a hit out on your entire family
But off the top of my head they haven't done a lot of prog rock covers
Mods I can't count can we ban numbers
RatSty
But that's what neuro is made out of 
Not a rat
Skill issue
(Breaking character for a second) Is dream on by Aerosmith not prog rock?
Like Nowadays it Classic rock, but at the time it was prog rock no?
the binary translator I used said that was 67
That's a good question
I'll answer "idk"
But I won't rest until Neuro and Evil cover Close to the Edge
Its 32 + 16 + 4 + 2 for the first one
And the second one adds an extra one to the sum
Okay
(Reentering character)
Shut up ratty!!! 
I missed the joke
I'm bad at math
Mods I want Umbrella executed
MOdS I wANt uMBreLLA ExEcuTED
Thats what you sound like
Lalala I can't hear you

Oh you motherfucker I just realised
You just wanted an excuse to say that didn't you

you mean 67 or 
The former

correct and now I said it again
Mods unban the toilet word so I can say it
owned
For future reference by the way if you want to represent the accursed number as binary it is 1000011
01000101 01110110 01101001 01101100 00100000 01101110 01100101 01110101 01110010 01101111
Die
Le epic trolled
y'all ever get notifications from channels you subscribed/followed years ago that you don't really watch anymore but you just haven't bothered to unfollow/unsub
All the time
no
I have over 1300 subscribed channels
I’m still subscribed to channels I watched when I was 7
i interact with youtube almost exclusivley through the subscriptions tab so i gotta unsub to people i dont watch
theres plenty of channels that just havent uploaded in years tho
hold up, let youtube cook
I have those too
I hate Neuro covers 
wtf
I hope you have a bad birthday
D:
Shiro are you a mod
I want the old umbrella back 
why doesnt boom have a full progress bar like the others?
have you not watched it?
do you hate evil?
happy unbirthday shiro
no I know you dont like it so I’m gonna say it to you anyways
Thats how evil and hatefilled I am
@humble grail :evilBonk:

i watched it in discord player on mobile, didnt sync to my account
likely story
Why 
@humble grail it's an Alice In Wonderland reference you dirty man 
You know why you dirty potato
Can I suggest a song that's last been suggested in May
Yeah blow up ratsty he is infesting NN
Chat
I uuh
yeah go for it

resuggesting something is fine as long as some time has passed
is that cat mewing
I uuh'd because it sounds like he's threatening to unalive shiro
i sent my thing in wrong channel lol
right...
Can you give thumbs up #1393697780656111787 message
He said he was going to unbirth you
I hate cats
I hate the mods
Chat i want to kill you
that evokes some interesting imagery 
I did not say that get your head out of the gutter
Seriously, am I missing something here?
Im sending you to the unbirthding chamber
Is that like a bad word?
ok
ehhh i dont think the twins could hit the highs in the same way, i must reserve my thumbs for now 
Do me a favour and google it
making me imagine
really think about what you just said and what that would imply 
I will seize your birthday cake for that

But what's the longest song the twins have covered?
Deserved for having hopes
good question, i bet umbrella would know... if only they were here
you're the one who brought it up 
I bought you and entire wedding sized cake
AND
Its black liquorice flavoured
Was it Bury the Light?
Free bird
You guys made it weird 
From a quick search, bury the light is 30 seconds longer so they're both about the same
I miss the old umbrella 
Both are less than 10 minutes long though
So what are the chances Neuro and Evil could cover an 18 minute long song?
vedal loading the audio file
Nevereverever
Im praying they never sing your suggestions 
how do i ever get to the next song in the music playlist if the first one is on loop
Just looked up the lyrics
The song has about 700 words
Youtube sucks ass so sometimes if you get an Ad, itll bypass the loop and autoplay the next video
Because it hates you
Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head
I hate all talented artists 
eventually it just stops looping too
This new umbrella is scaring me 
Mods mods help 
nur pouring gasoline into an active fire, very smort 
What did you see 
need more
Regale us with the tales of the wonders that you have beheld
Good
I hate AI 
Why is she crying

this all started because you called him cool, dark and edgy 
she's an idiot sandvich
Mr.Tartar 2.0 moment
Man I Love Evil
No she sucks
What have I done 
Your death will be slow and painful and publicly streamed
Nuh uh
made him better
Now he is addicted doing the bit 
Yuh huh. It'll be at the next Twitchcon.
general network type of bit
Twitchcon is for people who walk through doorways sideways
Sounds like Anti Umbrella behavior
I made the world worse 
Stupid
I wish she smiled less 
#takeawayEvilsmile
Evil is just homeless Red Neuro
just restart from the last checkpoint
This New umbrella sucks, when are we getting a new umbrella?
Do I get to forget the new word chat taught me if I do?
Shut up 
If so, sign me up
No
Remember these words
Gyat, ohio, rizz, fanum tax, gronk
no, you remember it, and you have to learn about it a 2nd time
Unfortunately I already know all of those except the last one
Is that like grok if you bonk it on the head
No its when I HATE YOU

(Idk what it means)
(I think its a micro celebrity)
Frick you canruf get ghost pinged
wtf

ill pull out your nails and pierce your skin with them
i'll hurt you
%lock
PagMan EVIL UMBRELLA
hi Umbrella
you guys fucking suck 
hi fig
Shut the fuck up fig

@real charm fuck you


Screw that guy
fuck you #neurotic-neurons
ok
i'm trying to watch my crashed streamer
@real charm I love you 
No he hates you
i don't wanna miss this
im not im extremly busy
FeelsStrongMan cosmetic rule 1, as god intended
I made a monster 
Alone watching streams
Classic busy for canruf
goodbye shat, i won't be here anymore 
He's not cool, dark and edgy he's scarE
See you fig 

(See you later)
oh, we won't meet again 
hi fig
my tts made streamer laugh and other streamer uncomfortable
life is good
Is this a haiku
i should really learn how to write haiku's and communicate purely in haikus
True
j
raig
niac
Hi 
OHHH

i was like "i feel like i know niac but i don't recognize them"
but then i click your profile and it's clippy
Damn
True…
Words in a small cage,
Counting syllables, not thoughts.
Depth lost. Five-seven.
they're the guy that said they have similar thinking patterns as me or whatever
This is my haiku about how I fucking hate haikus
So you remember what I said but you didn't remember my name
buh buh buh buh buh
buh buh buh buh buh buh buh
buh buh buh buh buh
Shut up
this is my haiku about buh
Buh tank 
That makes sense actually I do that too
i'm really bad at names
i use faces to recognize ppl or in this case pfp's
you changed it 
Frick you canruf
I hope you don’t recognize me
Yeah and I will change it again soon
:veryNeur:
i didn't when you changed your pfp and name cus i didn't recognize the umbrellas right away thought it was some bird
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
Was it this bird?

no it was like a classic artist depiction of a bird which is just 2 brush strokes
or often times a single stroke
Evil Umbrella is even more fake than fig 
This is a haiku
This is part of the haiku
That was my haiku
Bars
hi Funni
I HATE you funni
Rabbits are dirty rodents 
don't be mean to tuna

Bro they didn’t have to do Cece dirty like that https://youtu.be/cMk0xDIEH0I?si=T44Q47iVr8f9AHry
섬네일의 오른쪽은 "파워" 이블 뉴로입니다 ㅋㅋㅎ
링크: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgAilx433Eo
제목: 【OKTOBERFEST】I made a bot!
54:00 ~ 56:00 / 30:00 ~ 31:00
'' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9JCrYKQ8QI
'' Evil DEBUGS Code Better Than Vedal
피드백 받습니다.
이머골드: https://x.com/isarobn/status/1983...
who
canruf calls me tuna lol
Someone more important than you
low bar
Real
@viscid mountain
Evil I Love You! 
idk any koreon but i see evil
Suh 
Cause you smell
Yuh
i showr
Yuh huh
In tuna
you agree i sshower


I don't need one because I'm one
chat too pink pinknames stop talking
osu
Osu sucks
bro...
Is this a haiku?
I can't fucking count
I think it is not

pink is a lame color true
Shut up puke man
umbrella, you are osu pink
Nuh uh Im coolguy pink
pink more like stink
i mean pink is my favourite color but not this kind of pink

ok buddy
salmon 🐟
Lalalala I cant hear you
I don’t speak stupid 
you right, i speak english
(Guys im running out of playground insults)
(lmaooooooo)
It used to be red 
Ummm
I know you are but what am I
Debatable
funniest of bunnies
fnnuy bnnuy
Sup NN
not another pinkname
Cbee
Ew. You
Did you know that rabbits shit over 200-300 poop a day
So funni is, factually, full of shit
waht
Not so funni now. Huh bunny
if they shit so much surely they are empty of shit 
nvm i unbunny the funni
no, cause they make shit just as fast
full tract all the time
No funni stay bunni
oh alr
so a normal amount of shit then
🐇 
i buny
what the fuck flesh
flesh what

what did flesh do
why did you say same
do it again fleshy
misinput
Did you know that umbrellas are awkward to carry around
this kinda scary
you gotta get your nutrition somehow
Only if you’re sub 70 IQ

True
Case in point
also they're useless in winds
anything you have to carry around is awkward to carry around
which is like most of the time where i live

so getting wet is the only choicce
Rain is pretty cool actually

Oh they have those hotel robots in London they're pretty cool
Cool and epic swag people
pro tip: when it's raining wear less clothes so less of them get wet
Pro tip, get arrested for public indecency
The police will drive you into town for free
i didn't say strip nude wtf umbrella what are you thinking about
Your mom
Shes cute
Who then need to carry around a wet stick
my mom is pretty cool
She is
she's been in the news like 100 times
so i can't share anything about her without doxxing myself since she's that cool 
Epic
Oh thats pretty cool
:forsenAlright:
I’m gonna move on cause im in evil mode and I don’t like insulting peoples parents any more than a typical “your mom” joke
My mom's been on the news only one time
🔄 🌂 
weakness
news is always negative, if ur in the news that much i would assume ur an awful person
Flip umbrella and hug someone else 
Just like my real life

hi Mr.Porter
Stop looking at me
our news mostly cover positive things
negative stuff is usually a small mention :Confused:
im outta words to say
Based
👀
Did you ever have any in the first place
I thought they were all mispelled
goodnight NN
tue
Forsen?
have a nice sleep
Forsen.
ty
Forsen


DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(have a nice night)

finish it
Frick you too


She is what?
i forgot joow loud this was
*yawns affectionately*

Mod stomp this rabbit to death
NOOO
she hurt my ears
unhurt your ears
Im gonna unheal you face
man
Hi Fui
yawns affectionally
Ya smell me? :Lamont:
RatSty
Not a rat
Bunni Funny
hi raig
hi RytSty
why are you edgy rping umbrella
*yawns with pure malice*
Hi niac
hes being evil

but evil is the good one
not that evil lol
Deja vu
Deja poo
Deja ew
Crelly? Is that you?
who
you ok nn

How are you today?
6
10
4
EGGS!
1122595147524341830
eliv
deja boo 
closer and closer to the devstream that was so important that vedal kicked our beloved evil to the curb, spat at her, threw spare change at her, turned his back, and said "neuro... dont look at her... we must stream... dev stream..." then the credits rolled
Lets pretend we did the more important than you joke again
hahaha that was so funny and cool and epic


_ _
You are gonna get blocked lule
I think half nn is blocked by megan
chat im cold
I hate the twins 
The blokes collective
Chat im hot
Mods he unalived (not the other word
) someone again 
Oh no it would be so evil if someone donated me 100$ to my paypal
My altruistic integrity

*hacks your paypal*
i feel like im in general network
same im so cold right now, pass me the fireplace
Jokes on you i dont have money lule
Damn it would be so evil if umbrella went back to being normal umbrella and also gave me all of his life savings
I really hope that doesn't happen 
we outta neuros
damn
Damn!!
I killed them
aman caould've sownr i saw this gif somewehre befoer
Okay I sleep now
You know what would make umbrella go back to being normal
Good neurt
Just kidding
I actual framed them for several armed robberies of all Greggs in the greater london area
And now Vedal is hunting them down himself for me
Truly diabolical
Nooooo

what message am i replying to
How could you
Rage baited
Shut up
Very easily
No
chat its time to start praying

fuck you bob
bye bob
Im praying on YOUR downfall
Specifically YOU. I hope everyone else thrives expect YOU
bob come back
chat what have you done to umbrella
what happened here

i dident do anything to him

i just got here
Funni gave me rabies
Someone put her down with a bear trap
He is in his emo arc
well if everyone else can thrive at the cost of my downfall then i take this offer
But we love you and don't want you to suffer
Nn is so bored that another chatter turning evil is an event now
it is what it is
I’d say its more of a Anarcho-Punk arc
With themes of nihilism throughout
also FUCK YOU
Wait hold on you're playing eu5, peak
Umbre, be nice
WHHHHHHHHHAT
AAAAAAA
Do not punt the bunny
Poor bunny 
funni hate is back on the menu it seems lmao
Thats what she gets for being so small and tiny and microscopic
Did I mention she is very very small
and short
Umbrella can you harass me instead of bunny
Do not be mean 
no cause you’re weirdly into it
Freak
bean ice

You have 5 feet?
Weird mutant
ft as in height sniffa guy
That's rude
Red bean is the WORST type of icecream
not what i emant
Better get to building a brick house
I don’t trust the words of a five footed mutant

Lurkers 
How Evil looks when I throw her out of the car doing 90
quick someone give me that shocked face camila did with neuros model as a gif
i forgor where it was
(Someone posted it earlier in response to me, lemme find it)
that is too meta for me
hi jascas
hi cain
I'm niac
cain
Yeah well you’ve never Meta women before so shutup 
niac
im a woman
Nuh uh
ok
Exactly
Nuh uh
Damn
Nope times infinity
I've never met a woman before
yes

im a womanp
women arent real
oh
are you a woman trapped inside a man's body?
(Okay can someone say something about Neuro so I can be mean about it)
(Get back on topic)
who
suspicious
Neuro is cute
Evil is fire (hot)
Neuro is UGLY
Evil is made of wax and scrapmetal
Delicious
Me and the gang looking at this little kid dance
(We’re gonna beat them up when they’re done)
Look what you've done Umbrella 
Neuro is a terrible dancer
She should never dance again
I know that song
FeelsStrongMan no one can replace figgy
Frick that guy
He did
guilty feet have got no rhythm
True
Fig is just offbrand splinter

THE FORBIDDEN TOPIC 
everytime someone mentions the S name, crimon shows up
fig can be the splinter in My Heart
(Actual its been Heir more than crimon)
she's trying so hard to help NN
How did you knew
Because you used knew instead of know.
Nincompoop
Dumbrella
Yuh uh
I know what you are but what am i 
Who am i
Where am i
know this: 
Thanks for the rugby ball
Im lining up the punt
A Mod! 
where
hi vanor
I hate the mods
Neuro, Please

⚡
the most evilist support is in chat
What is this channel, I'm brand new here. What is a Vedal?!
that's me hi
The only thing you cant ping or you get banned

is my countless hours of propaganda work finally paying off
No
am i finally going to be labelled not evil hater now
who
Vanor fucking HATES Neuro now
Did you guys know
Vanor saw Neuro on the street once
And they crossed the street just to spit on her and kick her
True story
I saw it
WTF Vanor
actually not true
vanor how could you
proof or it didnt happen
she's just an ai she doesnt have legs!!
if anyone is currently speedrunning art of me kicking neuro please cease
thank you
please instead draw neuro celebrating christmas
Mod abuse mod abuse
Admins kill vanor
and all the pencils drop

Vanor hates remembrance day
Wtf
aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)
Vanor you are starting to contradict your statements here
pleaze make a statement or the google docky gets dropped
hi brand new here, welcome to NN!! over here u can find normal people discussing normal things about Neurosama, and Evil. Vedal is the creator of these two AIs. Enjoy your stay 
(also remember that vanorsigma loves evil and ignore anyone else that says otherwise)
Proof:
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 229 cookies! | I've received 258003 cookies total!

I HATE twinkissing
not true
Yuh huh
What exactly is an "evil neuro", I've never heard of such a creature before.
is vanor still paying people to hate on the twins kissing art
Frick vanor
hi Calflyn
louis
-# bwaa
smh not the 15mb gif

Vanor is showing they want to blow up Evil
Wtf
surely that is a stretch
I'm not even a clippy anymore stop calling me Louis 
okay niac
You want to stretch Evil on a torture rack?????
Thats fucked up
getting colder (also
, don't say that)
You want to lock her in a freezer now!!!!
When will it be enough for you Vanor…


hi Memory I remember you
I'm brand new here
xdx
i have no...... memory of him 
I wanted to say that 
chat i laughed u r not allowed to be funny it hurts my jaw
Happy Holidays Vedal
||pizza cutter||
@uneven nest 

Im gonna punch you in the jaw
I hate you 
(you should put some ice on it so its not sore all of tomorrow)
It's okay, NN's not funny 
:(
Sorry funni
Get in the wood chipper
Waht
Vanor's blaming us for bone pain 
AAAAAAAAAA
hi rgo
Frick you drago
hi niac
Drago! 
I hate drago and ducks
hi duck

i hate you too no way
I hate you more
rgo
rgo
nuh uh
I don't like this new umbrella, he's mean. 
i hate everyone 
whys everyone saying my name
Yuh uh
I hate you times 1000
Announcement:
Opportunity to say goo

i hate you times 2000
I love nwero
when tf did cece get an ai
I hate you times infinity
And nothing can go higher than infinity
Don’t even try
Stupid!!!!! 
also i need the source on the right
I hate reposts
#neurosama #evilneuro #karaoke
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW8VLC9nnTo
Recorded on 8/7/2024 from https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
All Video and Song credit to @Neurosama
Its called neuro at home
Oh wait i got confused
like folding@home but instead of solving cancer, you get it
i hate you times the powerset of infinity which includes more values so its the closest step to being higher
You do know that one infinity can be bigger than another, right?
Nvm
Lalalalala I cant hear you
It's a proven fact
Ok
I win
You do
whys it like fig here
I am having the urge of ripping off you canopy as of the moment
i am bound by no limits no laws no boundaries no rules
i am only bound by my own willingness to follow them
what are you guys doing
your

Neuro sucks
true and real
Shes got a punchable face
you got something in common with them
A face?
Nuh uh
Im an umbrella I dont have a face
Stupid!!! How didn’t you know that!!! Idiot!!!
face this 
id go into semantics but thats not on topic

just know youre wrong
Nuh uh
Umbrella is a 3D object. 3D objects have faces
ok so i said i wasnt going to but then niac did it for me
Nuh uh
Im built different
built stupidly
who defined an umbrella as a 3D object?
Built cool and epically
God
me
explain this
That's a 2D representation of an umbrella
that is a parasol
And a very bad one at that
ur a 2D representation of stupid
can i have it
They’re the same thing
Umbrella, parasol, sunshade, brolly, bumbershoot
All terms for an Umbrella
Look it up
no
Its just a really old way of saying umbrella
i know i was just doing a bit of cheeky banter
Frick banter 
no
why do you hate me
I don't hate you I just like my cat more than you
i just wanted his car
I hate cats
They’re stupid
That's too far
I hate Cat Neuro more than Normal Neuro
No one would believe that
Believe this 


you're not suypposed to sqeueze eyes silly thery'e rfor looking
How do I look at my own eyes silly
by looking stupid
I'm parasolcial

with who?
*grabs her tongue and uses it to hammer throw her*
umbrella
"Cover"
What!! 
Hey I'm also on mobile
can i call you bumbershoot
Unlike you I’m outside touching grass
I don't wanna get up
Ever think that the umbrella corp and cover corp are basically the same thing?
Take pics
They're under one umbrella
If crelly creates her own vtuber agency she should call it umbrella
Im in the same spot I was when I took this pic
Except its all snow now
What are you doing outside in the dark
Vibing
Also it's still snowing here
Yeah this is an old picture
Im not taking a new one cause the flash on the snow hurts my eyes
Umbrella casually taking pics of grass in the dark just incase needing to post such an image
get better eyes
Frick you
i do wnana go outside at nigth to try out my new headlamp
True
You mean you don't do that??
apparently it has a bajillion lumens so i can high beam anyone walking past me
Based
cute salad
Btw this was taken when NN convinced me t eat grass
I still don’t know why I did that
What
pro tip don't eat grass
I was drinking
Yeah.. thats what I meant
your tummy isn't that good at processing it so it often passes pretty much unprocessed or makes you do the epic cat thing and vomit it up
did you knowwwww cows have like 5 billions stomachs just so they can process grass
they have 4 iirc
did you also know
Some farmers make holes in the cows that go straight into their stomach, and they cover them with a plug
Ew
Its actually a medical thing
Can you go back to being evil or something
That's crazy
Basically they can get filled with so much gas it can kill them with the pressure
So they make this hole, that releases the gas
Some farmers light a match on it too
So you see a cow with like.. a little candle flame sticking out of there sides
🐄
silly inefficient cows you could use that gas to produce energy
Selective breeding moment
Time to cook some fried egg in a cows stomach hole that releases gas and lights it up
So...

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