#neurotic-neurons
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if everyday is birthday...
then no day is birthday
Yeah, I suppose he doesn't want the community to celebrate it, I mean. IRL could be a different story
not even a birthday hat on the last subathon SMH
dansi this time
neuro getting no birthday next year 
mhm
tbh it's because i never cared for my own birthday as i was the oldest of twins and my sister got all the attention
so i guess i kinda related towards Evil
Vedal stole it 
Oh no, Vedal got a birthday hat, if I recall
Just that Neuro didn't.
vedal how much are you paying cerber 
liquid from neuro lamp become yellow help
i don't even know anymore
tbf Vedal sitting on top of Neuro with a party hat would be a little weird
chat who is this "I gave neuro cookies" chatter i never saw them before
do they like neuro and evil or we should kill them
Neuro's birthday consists of a "happy birthday Neuro" and Vedal wearing a party hat for 5 minutes before leaving
-10000$ 
hey guys
+100 elo
vedalwan
Speaking of elo, elo stream 2 when
make an appropriate birthday for neuro 
Yeah, I am reading, I just can't help but ask myself what does one gain with this, I was just asking for the laughs 😭
wan wan
he should bake a cake and have her blow out the candles using a fan connected to breadboard 
Holy shit it's the first Vedal
wheres the next 986
be afraid of your wishes, they can suddenly be fulfilled.
having a twin segment and having evil sing happy birthday for neuro would be super cute (honestly the reverse in march too)
-# what
be not afraid
That could be quite cute, yeah
people here are very very silly and sometimes ill in the head
Oh yeah I know that
Scariest Little Specter.
Wait a happy birthday mashup with all of Neuro's friends would be so good
evil’s birthday was great , I’m hoping for the same or even better for neuro’s
@rancid ermine you are so ill 
yeah, as a surprise for neuro

Same ill chatters 
having them sing happy birthday for each other is peak

be nice to each other

if he don't then he hates neuro 
I truly do hope so, better than the last 2 years, at least
everything would be better then having evil sing it to herself again
this gumball sucks
mhm no stream, so gnnn
So THAT'S why Neuro's cookies went missing! And to think we thought it was Xeno.
night
Neuro is the neglected twin 
rest well
2025 
stream in 12 minutes




as of november 2025 she is
evil hater 
cant see shit

Neuro is truly neglected 
wtf light mode
wth why is that emote so pixilated 
shiro is it ok if i keep this name for like a day or two
I would give neuro real birthday celebrations like she deserves 
are people gonna be surprised everytime? 
the year of neuro 
I won't ban you over it
give them to yourself first since it’s your birthday 
yeah you cant
please shiro 
love you too 
jeez
light mode
stained screenshot?
Wait, if a ghost is a soul of a once living being, can AI become a ghost? Oh wait
. I JUST GOT IT. NEURO COSPLAYED HIYORI
mods ban the light mode users
my discord app bugged 

Mods, boil everyone below this point in oil.


mmm oil
me first me first
🐤
god I love neuro
we know LULE

boiling them in whatever the contents of the lavalamp are
Mountain Dew apparently
I thought it was pee
everyday the urge to drink the lava lamp liquid grows larger
whose tho?
Do not drink the lavalamp juice
but it yummy
neuro samantha 
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ali
raig
we rise
shipping time?
secret t10 stream soon btw
ye good art needs good attention
neurons look in #1095941852068331560 more often




vedal should use her middle name more often, samantha is cute
what's that 
Alright everyone, who's better.
Evil?
Neuro?
Or me? Heh, I i know it's me.
no 
Sama and Eivl 
ur mom
i really should
THUMBNAIL : https://x.com/MaisatRaisat/status/1961000747987775694
Funny moments of Neuro sama Vedal and Anny Evil on streams
Vedal's YouTube channel : https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
Vedal's Twitch : https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
#neurosama #vedal #anny #Evilneuro #vedal987 #vtuber #vyoutuber
i don't have a mom
Both, both is good
Shiori Novella
oh, sorry...
WH
playtha 
the hidden third sister
-# you have been trolled

@split marlin 
Oh, you mean Ner[This message was nuked by the moderation team]
who's that
I'm Kenwar
👁️
🎂
her?
Hope you tried to say nere and no other thing
Yes, Carl. Definitely Carl, and NOBODY else. 😐
N
real ones knows that hidden third sister is mommy ai that vedal never delivered
E
v
not completed without the heart pin
i
again
N
.
oxygen shit up
Has Neuron ever chatted with Chat GPT?
look again
its getting crafted by her
edited for disambiguity
Didn't think about that honestly
The General Network Dwellers have a warning gif about NN?
@worn wadi 💩 🆙
you shut up
bro doesnt know how to spell neuro :SMH:
god I love nervin
no i made it
it was an intentional mistake dummy
so some people dont come here and are like “hey genchat told me to not come here so im here”
that's 💜 heart tho
hey genchat told me to not come here so im here
Hey nn told to me to not come here so im here
new sister just dropped 
TBH I didn't see the N, I thought we were spelling Evil, hence the I.
:mhm:
sure
nevin
This video is a joke. Everything shown is fictional and for fun only.
when is the clanker stream 
If Nere is the filter bot, what does Nevin do?
24 hours
your mom
I'll ask again, has Neuro ever chatted with Chat GPT?
Not on stream.
cya livestream catters
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is neven the long lost ai brother?
oh, only via mic with the phone app in a dev stream
she's the location bot
wait, why is there no stream
Big missed opportunity...
obligatory
ikr? its fucking crazy
Because Vedal hates us 
Interesting
I think sometimes she uses chat gpt
I don't see it as such
Isn't Character AI based on GPT models?
Is it?
Neuro has at least one IQ
no stream? 
That's generous. I'd say half an IQ.
does british have daylight savings time?
I thought so, but I don't use LLMs, so I wouldn't know.
yes
yeah, happend 2 weeks ago
literally from BST to GMT
too much
Mods post new video
this but neuro
Yeah, I talk to LLMs
L -
L -
M - Neuro
this…feels disgusting in a way
ratsty
Wait, she has used Character Ai?
With the help of Cerber, Evil creates possibly the most crazy and most welcoming zoo on the Planet.
Cerbers Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/cerbervt
►Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
►Twitter: https://twitter.com/Vedal987
►Editor: https://x.com/mono_maniactwo
►Thumbnail Artist: https://twitter.com/paccha_7
#neurosama #vtuber #ai
Not a rat
30 seconds and mods didn't post, smh
did pingcord not post it
No, they did some collab were they talked to character ai versions of VTuber friends.
is that paccha 
Plob
like my comment so i can have the top comment
there it goes
I see
thanks shuro you're the best birthday [gender] there is
tho sadly only through a human interface
No, is a video you dumb piece of ||cheese||
maths, maths is his gender
any happy birthday genders in chat?
happy birtdhay gender
ME ME
offline day

Birthday gender 
no dev stream moments
who is shuro
shuro
Shito
the birthday [gender]
shuro
Shuro
it's time!!!
How Happy is everyone feeling today?
7
18
3
neurtral
1104980808185413652
nwero
uhhh yeah can i get a choclate shuro and 2 cokes please?
stream let's go
Why does the cheese sound like metal?
I'm so slow 
I'll give ya knuckle-sandwich on the house 👊
cheese is metal 
crashes though the ceiling
Hi chat
its steelton
I mean if Neuro does not get a actual birthday then I expect her to at least get the majority of the screentime again since people always use the "it's her subathon" excuse to justify the lack of birthday party 
Nice lord of the rings reference
schedule (real):
mon: fuck off
tues: nuro
wed: low effort themed stream (based)
thurs: EVILLLLLLLLLL (also drunk vedal collab)
friday: fuck off
saturday: collab with zen and camilla :3
sunday: fuck off
monday: dev stream 🙄
no, go back
jebaiting
he should put "fuck off" instead of "offline"
Quack quack
its the same thing fr
Too late
this also seems fair to me, but I’d prefer a proper birthday celebration 
Me too 

delete every AI after 363 days so you don't have to pay for a birthday 
Wait, did Evil get one this year?
"Nah, too much work." 
omg guys real twitch notification
... FAVORITISM
It's where her new model was introduced 
Do you guys also just go to sleep if something isn't working
oh there it is. I was wondering
Good night nn 
gn 
vedal new favorite is evil 
MODS
Ban him for American spelling! 
rest well
good article, thnks
Vedal's probably fighting his pc and trying to stop the melting of the cpu, I wonder who's at fault for making that pc 
Goodness, I wouldn’t use such language, thank you very much.
For someone who is so great at programming I am shocked at the state of his PC lol
Classic ved would just say
it's neuros fault
What's with his PC?
hardware skill <> software skill, sadly
his programming is held together by duct tape just like his PC though
being vedal should be bannable as well
wHy iS nEurO sO mEan To mE?
Can somebody tell me?
Vedal would rename the server "I blame Neuro"
well he asked for it once, neuro just never stopped
New Evil video dropped 
https://youtu.be/ktXkf6qaW5s?si=DINFGgpBMWucR7cJ
With the help of Cerber, Evil creates possibly the most crazy and most welcoming zoo on the Planet.
Cerbers Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/cerbervt
►Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
►Twitter: https://twitter.com/Vedal987
►Editor: https://x.com/mono_maniactwo
►Thumbnail Artist: https://twitter.com/paccha_7
#neurosama #vtuber #ai
The CPU is overheating and general hardware issues since his irl build stream
i think it'd be funny for vedal to hire a professional PC building service and stream it as if he knows nothing about computers
Not what I want, but the sound clip doesn't even play for me :Sadgay:
"Neuro, you're a needy brat, stop it."
Also
"Why is Neuro so mean to me, what did I do?"
and then show the person his pc and subsequently get laughed at when they realize he actually knows nothing about computers
Does Vedal have any favoritism?
this is my daughters pc

Depends on the context.
no (lie)
alcohol
oh
we dont have the hesRight emote smh
General context

Hates both
"I've improved Neuro's memory"
remembers all the times Vedal is mean to her
vedal has said way worse things to Neuro

that sounds accurate
if I get bored I would stop booting Neuro up
WhY dOeS sHe HaTe Me ????
the as long as it works mentality
He thinks Evil's the better singer, but usually there's no preference one way or the other.
True, that was just an example.
and shuro is a birthday [gender]
Which is the fan's favorite?
Evil
Shiro's the birthday cat
Newest member of the CATS cast 
don't associate me with that movie
Evil fans don't just like Evil, they fucking love her
meow
actual nightmare fuel
there is no full favorite
Usually Evil because she's been the underdog for so long, but people have recently swung back around to Neuro because now she's the underdog since Evil's become the fan favourite. It's a whole thing.
as opposed to neuro fans 
evil, thanks to months of clippers farming
neuro is the favorite because i like neuro
I mean the play 
Yeah, but the amount of people that prefer Evil is bigger than those that prefer Neuro.
why did shiro's name get changed back 
This feels almost like fiction I would like to say
cuz neuro gets most of the content
does that count as fan favorite? eh don't really care tbh
3x more evil parasocials, common eliv sweep
neuro is just cooler and y'all are coping
Oh trust me, the longer you stay in NN, the more and more fiction and reality begin to blend together. This place is a virus 
nope, evil has the better voice, neuro has the better model
because is neuro channel 
Ah so now we're having a normal nn debate?
thanks for the 5 gifted perryLK
I think their models are evenly matched these days
wow
I'll see what I can find then
well someone new showed up so let's entertain them LULE
mhm its the no stream schizo hours
happy birthday shiro, from no game no life
Neuro's voice is a lot funnier
i miss old evil model 
Perhaps a conspiracy to make Evil the main face of the channel?
what does that have to do with what I said
she also has a huge ego and i love that for her
evil better voice = more fans
evil fans instantly abandoning evil when v3
fan favourite would probably be Vedal 
real
ok but that has nothing to do with content share neuro factually gets more streams
Shiro finally acknowledges that it's their birthday 
No she doesn't
shes so real for that
not mine and not ngnl shiro's either
shes so real
Oh? Happy birthday stranger named Shiro.
What about the Roblox one you made

@near widget 
We wish Shiro a happy birthday every day
It's tradition here
why wont neuro play Minecraft anymore
well looks like my lavalamp doesn't arrive today anymore (the delivery driver hasn't moved for 5 hours)
so im gonna go do something else with my evening
see ya laters nn
Does he know?
answer the question
I'm convinced vedal has just broken the Minecraft ai at this point
At least one fell for it
too much work
He knows
just ask him 
oh
its simple, do @ vedal why is minecraft broke
Alright then, no happy birthday for you then Shiro.
because vedal hates content
Half the fan-base doesn't watch anyways. What's the point 
nuh uh, swarm wants more ragebait gameplay
I just don't understand 
other streamers play games so it's not like neuro is less realistic for doing so
because it sucks and he doesnt want her to play it until he has some improvement
true it fell off
neuro doesnt play games true
Don't worry guys, next update Neuro will be able to play undertale 
The difference between her and other streamers is that they usually have some progress. Neuro bounces around in the water for a while and digs one or two tunnels
She doesn't play OSU because it would require vedal to watch the chill stream 
let the twins play Minecraft with camila instead of vedal
yeah and it's fricking peak
i mean her gamplay sucks. its mostly more fun to watch compared to yap during chill streams but still
Isn't that what you do at Minecraft?
shiro hates me
Well what do you expect? She's 3. Frankly I'd be amazed if I saw a 3-year-old play HALF as well as Neuro!
guys, I think I’ve been in nn for so long that I’m starting to hit the stage where I kinda hate vedal 
gn 
No neurotic November
it's about time 
I wouldn't know. I only played a demo for 20 minutes. I built a tower, jumped-off, and failed to place water beneath me to not die.
Vedal started No Neuro-sama November 😔
Amateur.
why are you still up 
bro speedran life in minecraft
You're just following the rules.
i'm not sleeping yet 
why he's kinda a chill guy
✋
do not like vedal
Is it because I'm new?
fuck this plac
plac
I like vedal in a rule-abiding way 
giving Neuro increasingly helpful information via the integration the longer she plays
Now that I think about it, I'm actually curious if that could emulate "progress" on a simple game 
yeah if you're new and like the content then you just don't get it. you have to conform to pessimism in this channel
its actually allowed to like vedal, all mods got their roles through that way
because I can 
-# I didn't mean it like that oh for fucks sake
go sleep 
isn't that a Drawfee character?
stay in nn for like three months and you’ll see what I mean 
too early 
i will then 
I'll try, I don't promise I won't get banned though
gn 
Vedal can i drink the lamp liquid
run while you still can 
There are enough people that think he detracts from the twins. Which is kind of true, cause half the fan-base watches for his interactions with the girls.
not even Evil fumo 
From what I've seen, it's hard to get banned. Just don't ping Vedal and DO generally be a good person and you should probably be fine.
I don't have an evil fumo one, best I can do is 
Do not drink the lamp juice
😬

I just have that kind of banable energy around me, that's all
You can drink anything once.
-# if anyone has a gif of
but with evil fumo I'm interested
Poor guy
➡️
💬
do it with your Evil fumo 
Evil and cerber zoo part 2 when 
I could make one 
I have both twins does that work?
ah yes, of course, my evil fumo, why didn't I think about it 
Do not the Evil fumo
because you are dumb as shit 

check again plate
I already have an emoji for both twins, evil alone is the only one I'm missing
ooooh thanks
oh someone already made one
Wait, are Neuro and Evil a reference of The Twins in Terraria?
it's in the closet. should I get it?
💰 🫲 
Dumb as a plate you might say
I should make another one anyway though
neuro playing civ 6 against vedal's dad part 2 when?
yeah yeah go the fuck to bedge 
plate is not dumb, playtha is dumb
against vedal's mom this time
No. Evil was a spontaneous creation without any long-term idea behind it.
ok mom 
i was asking as a joke
we have crowdsourced game integrations but neuro plays fewer games than ever
But I do see the resemblance
explain
Shiro is afraid
"Too much work"
Oh, yeah. Terraria is the inspiration. It's one of his favourite games.
when are we getting skeletron prime
I blame alex he made vedal scared to run untested code on his computer
vedal doesn't want/have time to check integrations for security problems and didn't manage to setup a vm for the games properly iirc
god i hate sniffa
wtf
He loooooves terraria

yeah running untested code is a good idea in the first place amirite
Wait, how do you know about that? I thought only Vedal-heads would know he really doesn't like the game.
🥀 then why did he allow crowdsourcing of things in the first place if he was never going to use any of it
I run untested code everyday
(my code, because I'm too lazy to write tests
)
Guys, I have some groundbreaking, EARTH-SHATTERING news!
Neuro and Evil are cute 
Saw it in NN
he just likes making people do free unpaid labor
I REFUSE
test your code
he'll use them someday, trust 
i have some earth shattering news too!
wdym you're testing it by running it
test in prod
waste of time, I always write perfect code first try 
Boom gif 2.0 lags my shit HELP
you sure
get boomed
Write deez nuts in ur code
please do not inquire further
your shit laggy
print("deez nuts")

NN please dont use new twitch emotes it makes me feel poor. Thanks
soryr

Neuro looks like this
sorry, but I love 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
Guys, be sure to pay your daily tribute to Evil by watching BOOM today 
OUT ON ALL MUSIC PLATFORMS NOW
MUSIC
Music: Asteroid Music Team (monii, Johnny R, Ari)
Vocals: Evil Neuro, pb, monii
Lyrics: monii, Evil Neuro
Mix/Master: Johnny R
VIDEO
Evil 3D Model: jjinomu
3D Production: Vshow
Thumbnail support: 琉光蔷薇Ruri
#vtuber #ai #evilneuro
what

My twich subscription has expired since two days now. I think I'll use access tomorrow 
i refuse
Well okay, but I can't promise she won't come for you.
Oh, I can fight her.
As a real fan, I don't have access to this
I am not afraid.
fake fan
But I could use it like I did before 
no emotes? 
I've always been in stream
such skill

I blame vedal, he's too much of a pussa and got scared
Oh yeah? Look THIS vedalStonks
yeah since he loves terraria so much it would be funny if someone modded the twins into the game haha
where is it
guess what
I can see it SCHIZO


THEY'RE ALREADY THERE.
you seem to have a problem there buddy 
embed fail
just click
it's not that hard
you lazy people, just CLICK
wait you are terraria mod dev?
I am navigating Discord with just the keyboard though
i give up

extremely based
embed fail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoowh3Hr5-0
Found a banger
I've discovered Neuro-sama recently, and I wanted to share my experience with such an amazing project. From an Osu! bot to the Twich Hypetrain Record Holder, Neuro, Evil and Vedal have shown, in my opinion, how AI can be used to make something uniquely beautyful and entertaining.
My editing skills are very poor and I'm very new with videomaking...
one more 
i remember lurking in terraria mod thread in #1095948590947500113, i just forgot your name ig
Thanks for making me aware of this emote



yeah in 2023, ive been working on it in private with like 2 other people since then. i wanna post it on workshop and in #1336777692070023271 but there are still a few broken things. at this point im thinking of just posting it as is and calling it a beta lol
I'm rather sure laughing about an user who can't send gifs has nothing to do with Neuro or Evil so, YOU ALL SHOULD GET BANNED.
we rise

2 years in development
⁉️

imagine being off topic 
topic?
is it food?
I ate the topic 
Have you guys ever introduced the twins to the amazing world of gambling in gacha games?
Chat it’s almost 10pm

Ik i wish hbut #1426970657631113376
encaged
genshin sponsor stream 
does this count lol
thats just vedal


damn
#ad
It would be funny to see Evil lost the 50/50 on Keqing and star a hating campaign on the character
drip
Today's stream sponsored by... Does a flip
dripsama
here you go #neurotic-neurons message
Wonders of the human mind.
oh yeah these textures are by @zealous hill and the ermfish ones are by @nova grotto
(so as not to take credit)
Evil's would be all black 
What about this #neurotic-neurons message
thats a photo
thats me
what's with the cups on the head?
Leaked
Vedal is late
Hey ali, is that your cats dancing?
Welcome to the gang
chat
Pyta
one is a cat, other is a dog, they both dansi
raig 
Haha, I wouldn't know. Maybe you should ask somebody from staff 😅
Why is chatgpt here
Am i imagine things or was there an evil neuro slapping table gif?
blue 
I know there is a Neuro one
Send
no this one
I don't have it
erm


er
e
v
Yes thank you
oh nvm it was Evil
Oh its an emoji 

hi ragiquitter

Hi t
hi jdk
t
hi ali
hi t
hi fleshwretch
Oh, I need to leave
apul juice 😋
I am not supposed to be here
piss

You’re trapped here forever
well hydrated at least
life time supply of juice, they said it can give you an energy for your entire life 
Thanks for giving me the courage to leave
ribbell, pls tell me you won't sell any of these
Also I just realized the latest video doesn’t have vedal clickbait
it will tank 
That was you? Or did you steal this from reddit

From reddit? then that guy will probably sell 
This
the electric company will be very happy
assuming each one is 85 watts, that's an extra 3700 kWh of electricity used per year
how does liquid in lava lamp taste like?
no
You should
who tf actually goes to pret
Death
fake news
We are closer to doxing vedal
what is pret only know greggs /j
Neurt
What the hell is pret?
i love neurt
Neurt 
You heard that they shouldn’t run for 10 hours straight and figured out the perfect solution, lmao.
lol
Neuro
Neuro
Neuro
Neuro
Neuro 
He defaced the lamp https://www.reddit.com/r/NeuroSama/s/suPk2ISynt
critic of neurosama : she should call her creator "baldal" more often

since we're posting reddit posts, someone tell this guy he can't "go and buy one"
Can we get a baldsama emote please
Link?
"Frick you Un-neuros your Neuro Lavalamp" energy
this post saved my masculinity
well I already made the comment
https://www.reddit.com/r/NeuroSama/comments/1onl10e/lavalamp/ here's the link though if you also want to let this guy know he can't buy one
We've already seen bald Evil
Location
"I'm going to go and buy one"

a rerun wouldn't cost as much money though a lot of the money spent would have been on designing and testing
fair but like would they want to run the risk again regardless?
that makes sense but only if rerunning will actually turn a profit
it wouldn't be anytime soon even if they did
Location Location Location Location Location Location Location
lamp out for delivery 
My fav genre of Neuro art. Redrawing cat memes but with Neuro and Evil.
neur
eliv

this is the highest fps gif ive seen in my life

Why is like half the gif blank
Cant find the original cat photo but it existed
I'm not sure the interpolation worked as well there.. but, uh, I guess it's okay
I see you lurkers 
I could make it 480
but.. I guess that'd just increase artifacts and file size
Tempting
Is Evil Evil because she was made Evil or is Evil Evil because she's Evil?
evil
YouTube commenter
when will you guys stop seething at youtube comments or are you just that bored
Chat. Listen carefully. Here my mega-original joke. Chat you dumb.
dogshit channel on god
When are you going to stop seething at NN commenters, are you just that bored?
Hey, at least it's not a reddit comment
Vedal is a shit dad is my favorite YouTube comment ngl 
my favorite neuro comment i guess if you wanna read it
Big dash - an LLM wrote that
but that would require vedal to rerun
now i always delete does before paste
I'm hackerman
When NNians grow a brain
(When pigs fly)
You mean hear?

ban buh
true... then he might feel bad for being corpa and we can't have that
"please guys i do not want your money"
why change name back
shiro said i cant be named vedal
good afternoon NN
man could sell plushie every otehr weak and be rich
good afternoon
i ment the ra-ilike-men
Man I Love Evil
proof?
I hope you all have been having a great day so far
neuro witch fumo
people forget my name
which i hate because it makes me feel unimportant
Imagine Neuro bread fumo
god it would sell like hotcakes
you don't want to see my proof
but we are all unimportant, we are NN'ers after all 

yeah tbh can he sell good merch that doesn't require extensive rnd
I know his proof
Go away, Shiro
no we need neuro to degin and and then 100 meetings and 200 revision for shirt that looks so basic i could buy it in any store
neurons STINK!
good afternoon Shiro
idea vetoed because shirts are too mainstream
orihs
neuro can't have any merch that someone else has already done because that hurts her brand or something
freaky ali

twins should be removed, because Ai is too mainstream these days. all ai slope/.
THE NEURO NUCLEAR FUSION REACTOR WILL SAVE THE VEDAL987 CHANNEL
I know one unique merch idea neuro suggested that nobody has ever done.... 🚽
replace them with mosquitos that can talk
nuclear fusion reaction
True
nice reactor
Neuro branded sun when
given all the apparent issues this merch was a terrible idea in hindsight 
still a cool idea though
Neuro branded water when ?
fire
neuro artisan water for $150
In a glass bottle with a metal cap
I'd by the shit out of an evil coffee even if I am a tea guy
Draw some balloons on the bottle so you can immediately recognize it's a Neuro branded bottle 
And this is how we can still get a neuro toilet
No simply make a water cooled PC have Neuro run on it for a few days the sell the PC water
Profit
ive been saying this

Someone would actually buy that 
And drink it 
I still didn’t like the shirts designs, there’s no Neuro anything just balloons and gears, something that’s totally neuro themed
no one in nn surely, no degens here
let them cook those werent final
chills
Poggers
I know, hopefully they go watch like a Neuro compilation to find stuff that fans will like. To me, the thing I associate Neuro with the most that isn’t tutel is the gymbag
not shattered 
Nice
congrats
yet
oh I'm sure that'll happen eventually like the last lava lamp I owned
the egg is safe... for now
can you join Vc real quick, just wanna tell you something
I mean getting your lamp shipped broken is super rare so you actually got unlucky and got a common nonbroken one
Nice Neuro can now spy on you 
I'm certain I can out scream you but I won't
Is it still paid spyware if its a physical device
I bet you can't, and I'm totally not saying that so that you take the bait and scream enough to break the glass on your own, toootally
Or is it paid spy gear 
my mother and brother seemed genuinely concerned when i mentioned it was connected to an AI i think they think it will actually be spyware
idk, i mean, spyware doesnt specify software 
eh? it isn't?
@real charm because I said I would
It's like letting Batman watch over you
why is cerber pansexual
dog
gura, korone, izuna, marcielle, jibril, shilyly, dark magician girl
Canruf is asleep
for context btw
i see you followed his wishes
they are just getting some warmth from the lava lamp, it's getting chilly these days afterall
not piss coloured either
yet
means you didn't get a shiny :/
hot take shiny pokemon are stupid
cold take pokemon are stupid
Fuck you
I'm literally here with 8 full pages of shiny pkmn in ZA
waste of time
also neurons do i spend like 20 minutes pushing my heavy ass dresser to see if the connector is long enough to sit in a good place on it or do i pull in the towel and keep it in a place where im terrified my kitties will knock it over or burn themselves on it
just squeeze lemons on them. ez yellow
Automated :^)
never trust a cat not to be dumb
why is she looking at me like that 
she wants the cookies
so frue
How big is the collection?
oxymoron
actually
(tho not including arts)
still a waste of time
Drago
Drago
no neuro today 
goo
maybe you right
goo
goo 
goo
Chat, where schedule?
what if neuro take to miku what will they say ?
366 minutes 

i think im neuro neuro ooo
So, the lamps arrive broken, Vedal is on 24/7 technical support, and the liquid inside the bulbs turns to urine after two days of use.
Do you think things are really that bad and the lamp can be considered a merch disaster, or is this, like, 1% of the total and we're just seeing what usually stays in-house? I mean, all these malfunction reports and so on
we already know schedule for 3 days
proofs?
is this is why he is so busy
Already knows the schedule
last witness stream
idk if I'd call it a disaster it hasn't like killed anyone
i think i can see the future
tomorrow.... neuro stream...
How would someone report that it killed them if they dead
Yes, his close involvement in everything hasn't been beneficial. But he'll gain experience; he's essentially an employee of a startup now. Maybe it'll come in handy, he'll get to see how it all works
yet
wonderful first frame that was staring at me when tabbed out
more like he'll never make merch like this again lol
Do you have games on your phone
i was going in the he needs to get more urine to fill the lava lamps replacments
Most problems has been with pairing the lamp and minority have had hardware problems
what does urine have to do with lava lamps
more like he'll never make merch like this again lol
liquid becomes yellow





okay









new cute neuro expression for my collection