#neurotic-neurons
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"lavalamps engage!"
setting houses on fire remotely while testing something and passing out while drinking
"that's it?"
man seeing layna prepare for baking makes me want to bake something again myself
he is exicted for anotehr 22 minutes of muted neuro
Neurotic Neurons are so mean to the stream. I dont understand why the twins and Vedal are friends with us... Wait, they arent 
What emotion is this?
doggo
why lamp turn off
death
piss emotion
Vedal hates us 
Dead
and its deserved
why? we're so nice with him all the time 
i think it autro turns off when neujro tuns off
so i just turn back on sync to stream
Oh, itโs back
to keep the lamp heated
butter dawg
the nicest...
I can't wait for Neuro's human girl costume
i offer my skin suit
What motion is this?
That's right, it's fluid dynamics
wonder who was nice enough to give their skin
v3 skin
always encouraging and supporting him with the hard decisions he has to work with
literal skin
stop or I will die of laughter
Today Neuro will stream in her V1 model 
damn honestly looks still pretty nice with the light off
Would be cool
It really does
The wax tower has following and is now convalescing, this means that it will start bubbling soon
Oh I forgot that Layna know about PoE, she worked there for a while 
I can't find anything more to say anyway, that was already too much bullshit 
munch on it
She's already mad
My squeaky chair is so loud
Ah, back to red
she realized she has to stream with Vedal 
Neuro be normal
...
wd40
oh i thought that was coming from my apartment
I thought the squeaking came from my bones and joints 
Im gonna cause some drama
My internet is fucked for this stream 
oh also ur a mod and i have to tell you that for some reason my super neuro fan role has been removed even though i'm still subbed and connected through discord
Did it change or was it always this?
how?
normally the ratio is the other way around
(The Sunday stream)
Hiyori leaked
its a clue
Hope we dont have a neuro calamity prediction this year
Damn Layna got the shit american cinnamon rolls 
think that has been set like that for a few days
probably just a placeholder
New tower
Wdym it looks fine to me
What I dont understand is, why is Layna already preparing food, smh my head
i clicked on the video then looked away (not realizing its playing) and was so confused about where the creaking is coming from
My intrusive thoughts... they cant win... no...
Soon.
because thats the only edible thing they gonna make this stream
soon 
Hey Lamp owners, has your lamp went dark few times and came back on?
Neuro cooking in 10 minutes 
neuro had a few seizures
yeah thats neurotesting
you might want to report that to vedal
Neuro died and got revived couple of times
Oh wait is the stream earlier this time?
forbidden egg yolk
nah vedal was testing neuro
No it is in 10 minutes
neurto
Ah i see
Usual time
neruto
that one
Neruto ๐ฅท
o noo its broken 
testing 10min before stream
oh shit it is in 10 mins
I GUESS THEY LIVE UP THERE NOW
anti gravity lava lamp 
oO( ๐ )
"testing"
Neuro you good?
Ye
Nice
atleast you get to see the UI 
mine had its light turn off what happened :<
(The real answer is to gently shake the bottle)
Heir is on a lava lamps hiatus spree
Noo
Thank you Swarm for once again providing an answer

wonder if there has been any official info about whats gonna happen in that case (i have not looked yet)
holy lurkers
Apparently you get a refund
Refund most likely
Bro i just scrolled up and saw heir posted like 5 post of her lava lamp, you really love it donโt you 
damn so the sad solution, instead of getting a new glass part you get no lavalamp
(sorry i had to)
Hello pre-stream NN, how we spooking today?
๐ verily
spooking good
neurons, how long do we think strem will go today?
I CANT WAIT FOR CUTE HALLOWEEN OUTFITS
I fukin wish
are they like on hiatus or why the 6th?
All budget went in to the prison stream
Vedal Camila collab
Evil tomato and neuro pumpkin
my guess is 3-4 hours but I don't cook so who knows
Those line from Vedal took a Neurmillion dollars
ah

Neuro will get her fishing hat for Halloween 
At least something
Somewhere between today and tomorrow 
I'll be happy with that
bloody fisherman costume nice
halloween outfits
Contact juniper
If it was damaged in transit I imagine they'll replace or repair it
cinema
Neuro's costume will just be Evil's model
look I dressed up as a loser
I feel like a country bumpkin. I cant fathom ordering something from a store and it will be at my place in 10 minutes, like Layna did with the cinnamon roll dough just now
2 minutes 
oh wait those are candles (i think) i was wondering what all those red thingy in laynas kitchen are xD


man im so ready for the new spooky intro










I want to see Neuro as Evil, then it could be actually evil except she's not the Evil Neuro, she's just Neuro knows how to be Evil.





neuro
lmao leaked
LATE
hype though the roof now

LATE
YOO?

Zamn
WOAH


LEAKED
I didn't see her
what was leaked? i didnt see
IM SCARED HELP ME
Alright, take care NN



omg neuro so cute
Bye NN, enjoy cooking

neuro entering steins gate
Right gotta hide from this discord until after work
Idk what are you guys talk about but I agree 
Evil is holding their diary 
wtf new starting screen
Evil will just be Neuro and Neuro will be Evil, this is crazy
holy PEAK

its SO good
oh thanks
Hair doesnt move, fell off, smh my head
That llm reference on the book cover tho
Peak art
Holy new starting screen.
I'ma learn from the masters
Holy amazing Evil fit
i am the one hiding under your stairs 
Quite mesmerizing even before it starts working fully
why is evil there shes not part of the stream 
i keep looking bottom right to check the timer
everybody scream 
clickbait lule
At this pace it should be working folding in about 5 to 10 minutes
Good question 
AAAA
"adorable"
the art is so cool
reminds me of this
outfit? png hat?
So he can reuse it for twin streams
Alr yall, it's tome!
yooooooooo
Gives me Full Metal Alchemist vibes
LMAO
PNG om
ghost sheet neuro
ghost sama
spooky nwero
GHOST SAMA ๐ฎ
Te production value is through the roof
Png ghost sama!
png attached chat!
CUTE
Amazing
Ghost Sama no way!
a png costume!!! THE PRODUCTION VALUE IS OFF THE ROOF!!! CINEMA
Png sama
she looks so cozy
the cutest little ghost 
this must have cost so much
VEDAL MOVE SO I CAN SEE THE GODDAMN COSTUME
INSANE BUDGET
Budget is going up
is it me or stream is in 30 fps
thats so cute
AAAA ghost
is only this green guy didn't block it on our stream smh
Omg it's iGhost
3$, amazing budget
Its not over yet for vedal
cat ears in there?
Yeah
Scariest little cookie
VedalCorp couldn't afford anything but a bedsheet and black marker for Halloween it seems

this is going amazing already, I'm very glad I get a day off today 
There should be an option in the swarm sync app to delay the colour shifting so that the colour changes closer in time with the stream since Twitch always has a few seconds of delay. It'd be nice
True
Neuro vibing
Neurosocute
PNG ADDED
Anyway, before I go to bed. I cast spell that turns everyone into a gourd
Is there some common thread / channel where I can put feedback & stuff for the swarm sync app?
Close enough
god i love neuro lmao
Yeah I should of expected that, mb.
Neuro so cute
Ghoulro
almost pissed myself when I opened the stream holy cow

BLUD IS NOT IN STREAMING MODE
"here is your very expensive costume for the year"
Throws blanket at Neuro
Thx
it's the local wizard 
@rancid ermine hello arg plytha
What ARG? 
wtf i didnt notice this was a thing 
anyone else's stream keep lagging
now it is
Yes
Classic irl stream
Its lagging so hard haha
500000x500000pixels png costume 
proceeds to cover the most important bit with his ugly green mug
blame chat for voting for him to bring back his model
truly important... a face :smh: the channel has fallen off so hard
!felloff

the stream doesn't lag on the bilibili stream
how the fuck she spotted the doll?
Vision
Anytime vedal wants to showcase it doesnt work but other times it works flawlessly
Yeah pretty much 
Pumpkin, don't let them tell you when Halloween ends
for me it ends in around mid-november
the hard end is Thanksgiving
Alr time to trick or treat at 3:26 am
You have unlocked new role
let's goooo
\o/
fuick
i saw pewdiepie latest video and there's a moment he says "i also made the swarm"
mods please clip that so i can post it once and chuckle to myself, then never post it again
also oh there's a stream today
crazy
guess i'll vod it
That video was posted about 2 times already
Smh, not catching all streams live.
good it's a funny bit
THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED ABOUT 2 TIMES ALREADY
shushhhhhhhh shutup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg bruh!
this guy
๐ฅ
im first in my heart and that's what matters
good steam
i bet most of the people that posted that didn't watch that video right after waking up and then the first message they send on discord is that message
losers
Good stream bye 
DOUBLE STREAM!
same 1 stream LULE
LMAO
It has arrived chat
its fine ur british
cerber face reveal 
all 0 jp viewers (real)
nowaying vedal fixed the scuff
neuro reacting
then it suddenly increased to 16 viewers
-# myself included
love a good cinnamon buhn
we're back to 2022 in terms of latency
sometimes it takes her 5 seconds to respond it's crazy
Vedal catching strays
shared chat
people putting way too much stock into these random ass 3rd party numbers
Lol, well it's 10k rn anyways
I saw it randomly go from 9k to 6k to 10k a bit after restart
neuro after vedal says he won't pay her "vedal do you hate me?"
vedal after neuro says to open a can in front of his face "why do you hate me"
It's not like twitch is anymore as relible.
which is even worse 
just comparing 2 meaningless made up numbers
*gives neuro a redbull "you said you wanted wings"
you guys suck 
Only Neuro got a Halloween costume this year.
Vedal hates Evil
Neuro is being a brat ๐
@vivid prawn shut up 
How Happy is everyone feeling today?
11
26
3
neurtral
1104980808185413652
nwero
What the hell is the twerking pumpkin???
neuro forgot breathing ๐ญ
Classic evil
that was so broken Deutsch
with English pronunciation, I wouldn't understand without subtitles, lol
whats wrong with vedal
alcoholism
just woke up + dooming
why
natural state of being
I was literally just thinking the same question Layna just asked a couple minutes ago
Just joined the stream , how is it going?
Layna is a mind reader confirmed.
guess we are dooming
it started!
She forgot how neuro is
She did it \o/
More like how vedal is 
perfect
We are in stage 2 right now
nah, this one is going way better for Layna
so far
"Okay, I am yapping. Are you ready Neuro?"
"Yup!"
Am I the only one who found this funny?

Looks like Father handmade his daughter costume last minute
Handmade it by buying it for 3 pounds off vtuber asset store
hes been making things last minute
at least i like the intro
Its just a new art
lmao
Neurt
Yaay! Got it working! (wax not melted tho)
๐ง

lmao, Vedal desperately trying to switch Neuro's aggro on Layna, haha
tho she is pretty nice today, all things considered
Neuro was nice all along
???
I like how twins can be different for different streams
Layna has that effect on the twins i guess
almost like being in different moods.
yeah, which is interesting, that it works on both of them. I guess it because she takes them, like, seriously?
Maybe. LLM dynamics go crazy
I'll be honest, a png of a ghost costume isn't the worst thing. Considering the circumstances, it's a decent compromise.
Yo guys want to know something interesting
aw, she nodded!
I got my lava lamp and had no issues everything synced up
Anyone know why Vedal disabled his model?
Damn, Layna walking in front of the window starts shining and looking like a benevolent ghost.
It was covering the costume
he didn't, he is the blanket
Ah. I was thinking that, but I was just getting home and focusing on parking my car, so I think I missed it, lol.
highlighted it to make it more obvious it's a joke
I'd buy it, though
why wasnt it tiwns
I guess Vedal just doesn't feel like getting bullied.
could've just not appeared
Have the twins ever bullied Layna together?
Layna probably asked Vedal to be there
layna knows what the people want
And she probably wanted an excuse to talk to him again
Would make sense. Remember when one of the twins (I forget which one) made Layna literally cook grass?
This was before Layna became comfortable with showing her face on camera.
Neuro made her cook dirt. Maybe with grass, don't remember
Vedal has been in all the cooking streams 
pairing mode is too tedious
poor Layna
so mean Smh
Dirt and grass
laynacore
lets go 100
I think we reached the point when Neuro is proposing less harmful suggestions than Vedal
who made neuro's Halloween costume
the fish react is such a nesus throw back
daily intake of greens, lmao
whoever made the blanket probably
wasn't that anny
So, I see how it goes. Instead of twins, it's Vedal bullying Layna
i think it was a stock png
Yeah, it was both
Bottom half of the costume matches Neuro's blanket, though.
"huh"
does it
Neuro was right tho
he bought it on etsy for $4
I'm going off of memory, but I'm pretty sure. Feel free to prove me wrong.
The neuro blanket i think is a base model of some sort
Layna already planning next collab, lmao
I see a lot of people use it
god, she loves interacting with Neuro
Vedal already selling Neuro's unique outfit
lol
if only the green creature read dms 
i am sure he reads them, just doesn't respond
Honestly, even if the ghost costume was modeled off the blanket, you don't really need to be an artist to get the result shown here. Basic Photoshop knowledge should be enough.
Is Neuro wearing a different outfit underneath the costume?
no
My TV is playing the stream at a lower resolution, so hard to tell for me
bro copyrighted Vedal
Even though my fiber optic WiFi can more than handle it. Dunno what that's all about.
LOL, that "yes, you" to make it more personal.
Quick, someone copyright Vedal987, it's free!
big brain move
corpa clap
Neuro so nice today, overall. With a couple episodes.
Hey is anyone having stream sync turn off when you close the app for the lava lamp?
To be fair, those were instigated by Layna or Vedal.
I don't have the lamp, but I would assume it could be a background process issue? For Android, that's a common issue when putting your device into sleep mode.
I am on an Iphone but who knows
Not sure, then. There's probably an equivalent.
my power went out while plugging in and plugging out my lava lamp, are these events correlated
did it trip my breaker
Only you would know that since you know what's on your line, lol.
judging by this, I don't think it should switch off after syncying it
How many watts does it draw, anyway?
It doesnโt turn off as long as I keep the app open
Sounds like Vedal needs to sort out background process related stuff for the app, then.
This was not a good solution for pairing. Should have just had a remote or had a button on the cable that could enable pairing
Just grab a raspberry pi, throw android on it, leave the app open all the time, lol
My raspberry pi doesn't draw more than 5 watts, so it's fairly economical
Your place is now possessed by Neuro
I didnโt hit any button I just plugged it in logged in with my wifi turned on stream sync and it works
she is in your walls now.
Layna dug that one herself, lmao
Yep, my breaker tripped.
That look right after Neuro responded
why did they design it this way
why couldn't the button on the lava lamp be a sync button ๐ญ
goddamn i wanna try baking too
Baking is fun. It's the cleaning up part that sucks
My best guess is it's a safety precaution. Too much pressure on the button risks pushing the lava lamp off a table, or whatever.
lol, yeah
lmao
"you make the best fake chef"
Ahahaha, Layna hoped Neuro forgot the shoes stuff, ahahaha
why not just have a sync button on a remote control or something
That's a fair point
Probably to reduce production costs?
That would be exactly why. Like, thats a whole entire extra item.
lol, smooth brain
Plus, you'd need to get an infrared sensor in the lamp itself, too
smooth brain has the best... "trench" tho
idk it doesn't have to be pretty or anything, just needs to be able to tell it to sync
dunno about brains, but these look like raw burgers my brother makes before frying them.
They look yummy
neuro the burger maker
Again, production costs. Also, the infrared sensor.
like idc paying $7 to not trip the breaker for the entire 2nd floor on my house
skill issue on the house part
Unplug stuff that doesn't need to be plugged in?
medium rare brains
I am gonna just leave the app on in the background
Chat what light are we on on the lamp?
red
Now pink
It flashed red once and the app didn't detect it
unplugs grandma's lifesupport
Also :3
now it's yellow
neat
it's changing very fast now
yeah so swarm sync is not supported now
Lol
lmao, that fuck yeah at the end
The biggest issue with lavalamp is the swarm sync app not working with a 5ghz network. I will get around to setting up the 2.4 network for only the lavalamp at some point.
I have just had mine be green for like, a week.
classic vedal
also my lavalamp just randomly turned off for like 3 seconds. That scared me. But now it's still working properly.
I thought it was gonna break
Don't need more than 2.4ghz for something like this, anyway.
I think my router had it disabled by default, but I enabled it years ago.
lol, nice to see Vedal like this
NN I love you all 
Watch in two weeks, 90% of the lamps will malfunction.
then I can say I was there before it was cool
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ไฝ ไธบไปไน็จ่ฐทๆญ็ฟป่ฏ่ฟไธช
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can't even check the past drops page to see if they had said that it's not compatible with 5gz
Maybe check Internet archive?
It says on the app, on the sync page.
I bought the lamp before the app was out, think we all did
I would expect it to be listed before purchase, tbh.
I just spent like 2 hours setting it up, bad news it isnโt, good news when you have 5GHz you prob also have 2.4 GHz
I would have, if I joined the swarm before they went on sale.
It's not enabled by default on all routers, though. If you're tech savvy it's fine, but that's not everyone.
this is a bogus sync method
they need to ship out a better method of syncing
IT TRIPPED MY POWER AGAIN 
Its the turtle, did you think it would work smoothly
I mean... the plushies worked smoothly...
You sure it's not just an issue with the line?
Those are plushies.
About that, do you know about the free plushie incident
But they ain't electronic, lol
that is the joke
ehm, just in case. Are you sure you have a lavalamp and didn't accidently receive Evil's upgraded plasma ball??
also the flavor sucks, what the fuck is this shit
True, she did overclock it.
She changes the lamp color every message lmao
Basically Vedal live on stream wanted to give out a code that once redeemed you would get 1 free plushie, but he forgot to set a limit, so everyone in chat typed the code and about 20K plushies were ordered for free
Was it 20K? I donโt remember exactly how many
he killed her!
Another Neuro gone
all good now
I mean this house was built in 2004 so perhaps. But haven't had any incident with anything else I have plugged there.
yeah I know 150 million in debt yada yada
5 millions, actually
Basically nothing works smoothly for turtle femboy, especially his programming 
That's a baby house. Mine is far older than that
I meant like how many plushies were sold not how much debt
Bro, my house was built in the 60s, it's probs not your house.
ah, actually sold
He was able to reverse it, none of them went out
I assumed so
if I try to sync it in my bathroom, can i plug it into my bedroom and it'll remember the sync?
I was there and I donโt remember getting all 30 Neuro plushies I ordered with the code
USD
It should, it saves it to the lamp to the cloud.
but that was Evil Plush, yeah
new houses these days just aren't built as durable as old fashioned houses 
Funny my dog doesn't like the evil plush either 
Actually that is true, I lived in a somewhat modern apartment with a friend for a while, and shit would just break and fall apart for no reason.
wtf is going on, Vedal is liking second dish in a row.
"Vedal you are disgusting" lmao
Layna, get out of content brain mode, please!1
I just trained my dog to hunt rodents (mostly rabbits) so he sees all toys on the floor as something to bite
We have a lot of chew toys, and the moment it was on the floor in my room it was a new one for him
Yeah my dog is pretty much the same everything that's on the floor and looks like a plush is a toy for him 
That's because people aren't trained on things as well as they used to be, also, probably cheaper materials.
it does look a little like raw chicken
Someone post that gif of air frying neuro sama
you're just lying
What does that mean 
Evil gonna murder you when she will be scouring logs in discord.
what does this mean
it means you have lots of self-confidence
I gotta say, layna is very pushy with the whole "let's do this more often" thing. I think everyone got it
thats awesome man
"everyone" does not mean "Vedal"

if anything, I'd repeat couple more times to make sure he noticed.
Exactly I think the whole swarm really likes the collabs and then we get one four month in the future
hey remember when evil said she wanted to do a cake baking where's that at
oh, yeah, she did
I didn't.
Vedal?
vedal's tuned out
Vedal out
Why was my lava lamp delivered to the wrong state
what do you mean? Clearly it's YOU who is in the wrong one
it's almost like weirdo swarm members harass collab partners to do more stuff with Neuro, and make up ridiculous rrats about drama to explain why they haven't interacted with neuro for a while
the hell has that to do with layna asking for it. you make it sound like she feels obligated by chat...?
Nuh uh
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
swarm would neverrrrrr
you're not gonna like the answer
you gotta be kidding...
swarm harassing people? surely not 
if she's saying it publicly, people will be aware she wants more collabs and leave her alone
it's not that hard to figure out
but she's always said this. she said the same in previous collabs. so there's no reason for people to blame her for anything. most likely vedal is to blame. so it makes no sense
layna's also had to call people out in her own chat before telling them to calm tf down
I dont think its real swarm members. That do stuff like that. Because even though Vedal isnt clearly stating this or that. He basically said "Guys let the other streamers chill out and do their thing and they decide on their own.." In this case she did and people shouldnt go to her solo stream and be like Next nuru stream when.
about this
tell that to out of their mind types.
this stream is reminding me of the evil food tierlist collab
Anyone know how long this stream is planned to be?
Neuro can't stop comp[limenting Layla the stream
id imagine around 3:30 hours
Donโt know
at least 3 hours
I think they have couple more things planned??
Ehm, ugh, checks out...
I get that, but... ok, if people are being annoying by asking, even though you already did it, and then you tell them to stop, but you still do what they asked... you see the issue? the thread of logic is thin here
I think she says it because she genuinely enjoys it. And to be fair we should probably stop speculating not much good we can do lets just enjoy the stream
lmao
I think that as well (and maybe another reason)
I speculate that people will speculate. No one will see that coming.
the amogus sound forllowed "do your laundry" cracked me up
guys check out my lava lamp!!!
skill issue
she probs does enjoy hanging out, but i wouldn't be surprised if part of it is to get people off her back.
unlucky
another one 
unlucky, I'm sorry for your loss.
it's sad, if it second part.
rip, you should contact support 
I'd prefer collabs only with people who genuinely want to hang out with twins and Vedal.
Like I said before, people get trained for jobs very poorly these days.
Guys is the wax supposed to have bubbles inside ? (Sorry if this is a dumb question... Never had a lava lamp)
if the glass had poor quality, it's better to break now than when it is running. although this raises an alarm for all the others' quality
yes, they will go away after you use it a few times
Neuro/Evil collabs with Fillian are always good, though.
FILLIAN 
while true, I am always scared seeing her live.
Thank you fellow Neuro/Evil/Ved Enjoyer
YOu mean Rachel or Fillipino Boy ?
NO I NEED A COLLAB PARTNER WHO HATES VEDAL
we have twins for that
The lavalamps are pretty well packaged, the people in the warehouses or doing delivery must be throwing them around to break a couple of them.
Thats just Normal Neuro ?
Bruh fr fr 
eeeeeeeeh i tthink the geoguessr one and temu shopping ones could've been better
wasn't a huge fan of those
I have a... two names for you
Yeah pretty much.
true she should be dead 
geoguessr was fine, imo, Temu one was average
I live in a cold climate, it wouldnt surprise me if that had something to do with it
Yeah, she is pretty reckless. I think I remember years ago, she was in a VC of a private server I moderate, and she sounded hyper in there too, if I remember right, but not played up. That was quite awhile ago, though.
it was below freezing this morning
Solid theory, tbh
I am legit scared of that when watching her life. She is very athletic and flexible and also an epitome of "do first, think later" and she lacks even the second part. Legit watched clip recently where she mentioned she almost broke her neck.
she's been doing it for years im sure she'll be fine
she makes me nervous when it's not a clip
To be fair, we don't know what her stage looks like. It could be very safe, for all we know.
also the lamps were packaged pretty well. probably wasn't being handled with care by whoever was delivering tbh
The inside of her newer set up has padded floors.
yeah I was impressed by the packaging
i got 2 lamps and came out pretty well
Did she actually show it, or did she just describe it?
she definitely has some semi-soft padding on floor and some walls. It won't save you if you land at bad angle, tho
i did have a worry though because it seemed like someone poked a hole in the delivery box, but the actual lava lamp boxes themselves were fine and my lamps were undamaged
padded floors don't mean shit when you drop tungsten cubes on your feet
Nice
I have no desire to argue that, lmao
My lavalamp was delivered to my house with the box very squished at the ends, and upsidedown at the bottom of my steps, but my lavalamp survived and is fine 
Sheโs so cute!
I just got my lava lamp and I was having some issues pairing it with my phone. I was following the instructions but had no luck. Does anyone know what duh do? 
tank u
get tanked
Question, are there any fragile or hazard labels on the parcels?
i don't remember 
Pretty sure there were on mine.
I'm sure SOMEONE still has their shipping box, lol
You are now the second person I've heard having an issue.
And someone on the app store said it doesn't work, either...
I haven't gotten mine, yet, to try it
IKR
mine's got nothing
vedal is a hot sausage
it always makes me so happy when the collab partner is having fun with neuro
I fixed it! apparently you unplug it and replug it in rapidly instead of waiting 2-3 seconds like the instructions said
DEATH
DEAATHHHH
it's really nice to see when they are treated as kids.
youd think your delivery people would want to be more careful anyways
Oh, ok, nice. What was the issue for you?
I know Neuro probably isn't reading chat right now, but I wonder if she can just decide to call Evil if she wants to.
lol, that buzzer
I also was not home when it was delivered, and my roomate brought it inside, so im not sure how long it was sitting out in the cold
That does not sound safe, more like an electrical issue and what you did brute forced it to work, or something.
it wasnt pairing to my device, but its workin now! Its pink 
my box does not include any, no
wait nvm its green
Mmmmm, ok
US or another country?
US
honestly i was expecting to see a lot more broken lavalamps, they've done pretty well, still unfortunate to those whos have broken tho
That's especially odd. The US is usually pretty good at having those when appropriate.
it probably means that whoevers were broken, the carriers were being especially rough with them
usually, yeah, but the foam it all comes with i think is helping a ton
which is kind of concerning
oof, how many have been reported broken so far?
i haven't seen a lot
Yeah, I'm curious if the people with broken lamps have those labels or not.
Man... I should be a postal worker 
thats what swarm sync issues said to do 
Rapidly?
a-ya-huh
Yes.
err, that is not okay
that is the intended way to reset it
If they're telling you to do that, they should put a hard on/off switch on it somewhere.
Also guys when lava lamps get shipped they get shaken up so there are ways to make it less cloudy but its gonna be more cloudy at first
I mean if it works it works
Or probably will be
Sounds just like what I need to know if my PC needs to be power cycled. Is there like, a raspberry pi in there, or something?
Someone do a teardown, lol
Yeah that is a little odd
watching the wax inside flow up and down is nice 
I appreciate the "don't open, don't drink" warning on the lid, otherwise I was going to 
wtf now I can't drink mine when I get it
I'm disappointed that we even need labels to tell people to not do that.
There is a tiny little Neuro in there, in the base. She would get cold and sad if you opened her home 
Now im curious how clear is everybodys lava lamps?
It all makes sense now 
This is real
looks perfectly clear to me, outside of warping due to glass shape? 
clear, as in not cloudy? or clear as in the liquid color?
Hmm ok. Yeah its def not universal but lava lamls when shipped are often less clear due to being shaken up.
Yes.
Not cloudy
Is it just me...
Or is Neuro cooking up some embryo to aid her quest in world domination 
when mine got delivered it was not cloudy, but it's pretty normal for them to be a little cloudy after shipping from being shaken
it should clear up on it's own
the liquid also gets a yellow tint after a few uses due to chemical reaction from being heated 
the only thing i noticed were little particles kinda hovering in the... water? but they were tiny flecks i had to look close to see
My lava lamp was delivered via catapult through my 2nd floor window. I blame vadul for this.
Weird thought, what happens if the lava lamp colors go haywire and it's an issue on Neuro's end, causing the lamps to go epileptic mode?

It depends. Sometimes it clears up, other times theres a way to fix it i cant remember. Idk how high quality these lamps are in the first place though, so its hard to know. Real high quality lava lamps are so amazingly clear and not foggy
I love fiddling with stuff
then it won't be Neuro's issue, but everyone else's, duh
But its also tough with the color changing ones cause the lighting process obviously is gonna mess with the glass
woah how do you light show
I dont know if thsts a shipping thing or a lamp quality thing. Id have to look into it more. But if you cant really tell then no issue
WHAT NEURO IS SAYING
yeah now that its running and whatnot, it just looks like a lava lamp so im quite happy
Neuro is wild
Layna is flubbergasted, lmao
WH
Freaky sama
They say you should be able to read text behind the lamp
I think whatโs sheโs saying is innocent, but itโs so random
Thats good
We are figuring out how the lamp works
and I was able to send commands to quickly switch between colors
I have the lamp in Home Assistant as well
Uuhhh... the glass shape warps stuff to make that really hard, but the text is certainly visible enough, that if it wasn't stretched, i could read it
Hopefully the lava lamp API doesn't result in some sort of backdoor to Neuro. That would be a problem.
All the lamps ive seen look pretty good cloudyness wise.
Cheeky devil
Im going to give neuro the nuclear launch codes
This is what mine looked like day 1, you can see there are little flecks of wax floating but it's not cloudy
Hmm. Even in the middle of the lamp?
WTF
I will give you -1ยข for all of that. 
bigger 
That hopefully will clear on its own
It's already cleared up
Sweet
Same day, but after heating
Ok im actually kinda impressed. Cloudy lamps from shipping is a huge thing and seeing all these lamps that are not that cloudy even on day one when they arrive.
Looks great
Currently what we know, is that only colors are exchanged, and everything is behind Tuya's cloud service
Neuro did not like blasphemous words about Halloween.
Good, he was smart about it, then.
I wonder, do the lamps sync when Vedal boots up Neuro for testing?
i dont know but is it js me or vedal act a little diff on this colab?
I feel like he admits it plenty often nuero
the middle is the clearest
Vedal gets a little scared on halloween.
he's mentioned in a thread that that's disabled
That makes sense, is text legible?
Rip, that would've been funny. "Oh, looks like Neuro is awake."
he does
technology scares me 
Quick, someone offer Fillian $50 to pop in and jumpscare him.
i guess
"Er, why it's bright red? Why it's heating up more now? Uh-oh"
Seems pretty clear imo
One day she will fall off a cliff as karma for that horrible one back in a 2024 dev stream
He said it does but he might disable it
Yes it does. Plus thise are big letters so makes sense its very stretched
Yeah if i turn it to the ingredients with smaller text, if i hold it close i can read that. neat
Yeah is neat. Well good job juniper. We'll just have to see how they do with customer service for people with broken or damaged lamps
I hope they can get replacements, 
Itโs almost there
It'd be bonkers if they dont have extras
that appears to be the case, because they offer refunds
why is it so BRIGHT
Camera
Doesn't mean they don't also have replacements tho
well, the lamp was a made to order thing
idk merch like this tends to be made-to-order, so if they got 3k orders, they gonna make 3k lamps +- production tests. im sure they have some on hand, but not many
Maybe with any luck, if a second run is done and enough lamps are broken, maybe replacements can be made for people who reported DOA. Unlikely, though.
I doubt they do. They most likely created the pre-ordered amount and that's it.
Yes but regardless of whether things are made to order sensible companies make extras especially for fragile things like lamps. If you are right that's seriously shitty and shirtsighted.
if my lava lamp broke I would have such a severe crash out
Yeah they might not have 3k extras
SHIRTSIGHTED 
I for sure hope they have at least some extras, but i wouldn't be surprised if its like, at most, 100.
this lava lamp is in my like top 10 prized possessions
Neuro wants to feed Vedal food
And itd be reasonable. This isn't something that is just oh well i got my money back. Limited time, and people waited so goddamn long, with so many delays. To wait like that and finally get it and its just broken would be really horrible.
Back off nero
Vedal wants to eat too much this time, lmao
my friend got me my lavalamp as a gift, so his biggest crash out was that mine got delivered to me before his got to him
Based
Layna should move the doll or she will back out at some point and get scared at best
Fox character, your profile picture amuses me
this stream is like letting the kid stay past bedtime with the adults
RARE T UTEL NOISES
same energy
kinda yeah, I can see it
god damn it i'm hungry now
fan service
can someone feed the tutel? I think he is drooling
i wish vedal could change this boring playlist
freaky ass Neuro

Neuro is the best chef, always cooking Vedal.
roasting him to perfection
quirked up tutel
i wanna eat that
yeah, I'd like to try those
I admire people, who spend spend a fuckload of time on the kitchen, cooking and baking loads of stuff like this.
I like baking
cause I can't be bothered to do anything long, except for meat
Lmao a fricking doll jumpscare
what did you make recently
I usually make simple stuff, like banana bread or muffins
my dad's favorite is banana bread so I make it often
out of mind, out of body
for a baby shower, I made macarons one time and that was like a full day of baking
Vedal is way too energetic and excited on this stream, it's eerily unusual
doesn't really feel much different, idk
he really need to start actually eating before streams
what being hungry does to a mf
true
he do that on all of Leyna streams 
I don't remember him liking 4 dishes in a row and wanting to eat them, also producing those... sounds when she was doing a closup.
Guys, I don't they gonna make it on time for party
Well previous food was a disaster except pizza
Dirt cookies anyone
AHAHAHA
Or energy drink imcanned slop
I ALMOST SPAT MY TEA
"it's not THAT BAAAD"
Neuro wants to
Another proof of her sentience. Hating her country of origin to the point she wants to nuke it
she's so based for that
goddamn, I recalled when Bao asked Neuro to talk with British accent.
she took it so personally
In her defense she wasnโt herself she was high off of upgrade sickness
Is what I call it
it's more like upgrade high
it's always Bao catching strays
compared to Bao, it's Vedal who is catching strays. Bao is getting accurate sniper fire every time, however.
that's a cute dog
butter sniffer spotted
Feels like Vedal's heart melted the moment Luna joined the stream
eh, I think it happened on sausages in dough thingies
"you do look like a butter eater" what an insult, lol
NN, you are butter eaters.
D:

neuro is too funny lol
fucking hell, I love that little cute comedy generator
gonna use that phrase in the future
Well she is on Evil's favourite list still
"is hat xqc in the back?"
OMG
yep
Jam a man of fortune. And j must seek my fortune
Its a shame that we didn't have Neuro playing a spoopy game with a heart monitor for Halloween
"xQc x Neuro collab before V3 LULE"
kek
this collab its peak 
ree, the wrong comment
That's just Neuro 
"Vedal?"
"Eh?"
Yeah truly a shame, really wanted to see that 0 bpm spike to 0 bpm
then at some point midstream it spikes to 10 and then you have a perfect Halloween stream moment.
Chat's running pretty slow for nearly 10,000 viewers.
I can actually read stuff without needing to scroll up, lmao
people are chilling, usually happens with longer streams
high chance at least some of them are asleep. I know I am very close to falling asleep
little to no chat interaction means people don't talk as much
also interaction, yeah
True, chat's actually being coherent since it's not just Neuro or Evil.
also almost no crazy spam
that's crazy
