#neurotic-neurons
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I ate it
I'm amazed how people can take stuff like heavy rain beyond two souls or detroid become human seriously
this is kind of stuff i get drunk to watch and laugh at all the stupid stufff
press x to JASON
how many did u get 
SHAUN
Neuro's playthrough made it worth it though
i got 2, one for myself and one for my brother
Idk man, I like the relationship between Hank and Connor
Her playthrough is the only one I've ever watched from beginning to end
awww cute
enjoy i hope u get it set up easy
yes the only remotely good part of the entire thing
Holy where does this come from
if you throw enough shit at the wall something must come out ok
thank you
hope it's an easy setup too
This gif is quite old guh
Let me see if I can find it
knees
david cage on his way to write the most unsubtle pretentious story ever conceived 
happy birthday
Thanks
plot twist that || kid is also an android kills me||
defeating whole point of that entire story
What is the plot of NN
Press x for Neuro
we lost that a while ago
When are we putting eliv in a roomba
Happy cake emoji day
David Cage does it again 
||Boo||
guys, halloween or christmas? 
hallomas
David Cage Vs Chatgpt on a writing a movie script
you cant pick both
holidays
Easter
halloween kind of sucks
christmas sucks, halloween clears
True
so you are a vedal simp
christmas better
tf is good about halloween you get days off for it?
no 
spoopy
The world is changed.
I feel it in the water cooling.
I feel it in the fans.
I smell it in the stale air of my room.
Much that once was is lost, for none now watch who remember it.
It began with the forging of the Great Lavalamps. Three were given to the Admins, immoral, wise and unfairest of all beings. Seven to the moderators, great data-miners and minecraftsmen of the neurotic-neurons. And nine, nine thousand lavalamps were gifted to the race of chatters, who above all else desire Neuro's attention. For within these lavalamps was bound the power to change color. But they were all of them deceived, for another lavalamp was made. Deep in the land of Britain, in the Fires of Greggs oven, the Dark Lord Vedal forged a master lavalamp, and into this lavalamp he poured Neuro-Sama's cruelty, her malice and her will to dominate all life.
One lavalamp to rule them all.
Wtf

Anyways
huh
spooky time > holly jolly bullshit
Where is the writing fire emoji
Thanks
having days off > being at work during "spooky time"
mariah carrey unleashed
take days off then
idk what this spooky time is either the stores sell candy that look like eyes
Normal work days are more spooky than halloween
thats about it
I get days off tomorrow and the day after 
Thanks now I'll skip karaoke to rewatch lotr
wait, there's a hidden vod?????
(UNFILTERED) | New Original
the super secret stream
LEAKED NEW SONG
There is no hidden vod in the vedal987 channel
its not even loading lule
sea twit
vedal on his way to silence you for leaking this
Earth kingdom is green
Lake Laogai is green
Vedal is green
Coincidence?
Green is also green
didnt that vod just expire, i dont think it was hidden
hidde
Vods have an expiration date?
better watch them all quick
Yeah, they do
lurkers
its over for me, i cant clip on time 

on twitch yeah they last 2 months
or 2 weeks
You are cooked now neurocrumbs will win best neuroclipper of the year
Backreaders stop backreading
back read my epic lotr parody
I thought the topic was youtube vods
AIron Mouse?
neuromouse
Nice cosplay @iron tundra
tungstenrat
oh, well no on yt they last forever
!remindme 1 billion years
but what if I say I DONT wanna bet
Neurrat
no conviction
coward
ill take it
Mods ban this coward
gamba wtf
No weak in NN
mods ban frequence
Neuro and Evil but digimon
All neurons are addicted gamblers
I should try drawing that
damn I asked my Alexa to set a reminder for a billion years but it only goes up to 20
Backreading in NN is a full time j*b
With no pay? SMH
Just keep adding 20 until you get to a billion years
refund it

most worthless job of all time nothing of value has been talked about
gm nn 
morning
Morning moonshine
evil song day 
Can’t wait for all the songs to be muted
Spanish song
I'm just proud she beat plaque inc
🔇 🎵 
Cant wait to hear elevator jazz music again
i hope they cook plastic straw soup on friday
add some plastic beer rings too for good measure
Im the scatman
I've heard those are good for killing turtles....
exactly
Still not a rat

orbs
Still? You will be one soon?
🥚 
I just noticed, Cerber's dress with the Abandoned Archive color palette. I see Vedal is starting the brainwashing marketing part already
W ad
cerber is vedal stongest solider
the best solder

they do say dogs are loyal

||not|| not a rat 
hello nn, i took a walk and im now sitting on a bench
im sure that is news to the lot of you
PauseSama THIS IS SIT NeuroSit
Did you touch grass?
You had to go outside? I'm sorry for your loss
did you touch grass yet
outs*de
Least conspiratory NN post
I'm so sorry
Get the cross!!!
Looks like a weed, not grass. The grass is all dead



what if the grass doesn't want to be touched


blame my local park or city
Yeah did the grass gave you consent?

wait neuro never sung silhouette ?
really ???
?
I am touching the GRASS!
:smh: grass offender
No
Neuro should be turned into moss
NEURO
not EVIL
SERIAL GRASS OFFENDER
ah
i like when
hits that
Pondering my orbit
I'm trying to check if neuro really does sound better in japanese than evil or did i just convince myself into it
its undecided
it's filian we are talking about
she might change her mind or vedal not be up for her crazy ideas
since with curretn state of minecraft ai they are not doing anything beside babysitting neuro
Filian is what children on YouTube kids end up watching when left unattended
last thing we heard was filian said 'probably early november'
neuro can die in 1X2 poll of water
Happy birthday flesh
Happy 🎂 Flesh
I think if Chibidoki and Neuro collab Vedal will need to figure out how to apply a filter to Chibi
Happy birthday
lmao i went back a year in #livestream-chat and people were maiking some jokes
EVIL KARAOKE TODAY 
Merry Birthmas! 
it would be funny if the next scuff wasnt one of the twins being muted but screaming a very uncomfortable and crunchy noise that lasted for hours
I moved vertically :LULE:
+300% volume
mega loosing it over neuro soundboard and evil screams was kino
Why is Forsen screaming so loud :LULE:
hopefully we get more mega collabs at some point, they were fun
fig why are you kawaii
oh wait neuro did sing in swedish
i miss fig 
something happened 
:figgySoCute:
I think that fig user doesn't miss you
wtf flesh is kawaii now

get owned by slowmode idiot
i saw you wait
figgy cariggy and can’truf
answer me
still 2.5 hours....
you are not worthy of answers 
Hello chaaaaat
who are you

do not touch me
i can't read ur username but hi
it says ufck
I've given my WiFi details to this Swarm Sync app, please just let me connect the thing
you'll never be fig

Fortnite balls
that was a complement 
you guys are inferior to me anyway

mods can we ban figgy
ban me
pogs its figgy again
loud_incorrect_buzzer.mp3
flesh, stop being purple 

True…

cute wife 
idk what this means but it came up when i typed purple

dont kill them nooo
eivl
eivl
im not evil 😔
no you’re fleshwretch
oh
Two years ago.
Cabbage 
2h til spookaraoke 

not sadge about that
in fact
I retract my sadge

only sadness is allowed here
Karaoke day is a good day
chat, you are still ugly 
Nobody likes you
thanks? am I supposed to do anything with that information? 
I like figgy
I do not like scrajj 
Just thought you should know
why would you not like scrajj

loving random nn chatters ew

server
Suba
scuba
Serber
Serbac was my favorite
erber
c

serba
but with a c
serbac
happy birthday flesh
Chat
🥪 
man I love neuro

Feelshwretchman

quack
ban @rancid ermine
True
Why won't it connect
I disabled 5 GHz, I've put in the WiFi details, it's stuck green
And it won't connect.
I'm hiding in your wifi
Have you unplugged it three times, waiting 2 seconds before plugging it back in?
I've unplugged it way more than 3 times and waited more than 2 seconds

Hey NN redirect any chatters with lava lamp issues to #1426970657631113376 or #1432287162753351802 
Neuro

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Would ask if stream sync was working, but I'll assume probably as my lamp just turned on
You said this but my lamp just auto-turned on to preheat for the evil stream 🤔
ratsty
they're getting smarter 
one day schedule will be late and lavalamp users will know that neur will show up 2h in advance and we will be happi
Must be vedals doing 
Paid Spyware 
we need a 24/7 feed of a neurons lavalamp so we can check it in absence of a schedule
add it to swarmfm mhm
What do you guys think of my totally real neuro lava lamp
Probably less likely to burn your house down
Why is chat ded today

I wonder if the lamp will go epilepsy mode for the karaoke like Neuro's lamp does when she sings. Although it's Evil so it;s up in the air
Oh dear god
No epilepsy mode
Please Vedal
can't turn it off?
Vedal already said no to epilepsy mode iirc
I will keep NN informed 
Add a no epilepsy option to the app
I can manually turn it off yeah
I do not own any clips, i just try to save Neuro/Vedal content so everyone can watch it
15.05.2024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t5JbAue6eY original song
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 dont miss any stream
https://discord.gg/MZPyedT check out the official discord
https://twitter.com/NeurosamaAI Neuro's Twitter
https://twitter.com/Vedal...
He said that about strobe lights not karaoke
henlo my great friends
I guess everyone got a job today
I can film it on my phone if it does, though can discord take small phone movie files?
dead chat 
just got an email, my Lava Lamp arrives tomorrow 
me and Evil 
I'll be there
what
Whelp... Me go sleep. Bueys guys
This
nuh uh
Because they want that
Your clearly new here
so many people, *spreads lice all over nn* 
*especially @static wraith*
Buh🐴
do not buh
J̷̡ u̸͔̚n̴͠ͅ ?̵̞̇ e̶̲_̶͙̅ ?? 

chat, i just wanna say, Evil, my wife, is very cute, now shut up 
Imagine if the lava lamp turned on every time they were doing testing 
sadly Vedal said he is turning that off 
Vedal said it wouldn't unfortunately 
Damn, that's so sad

Someones lava lamp at 4am
He said "probably" so we can bully him into leaving it in
Guys, do you have the "You are not immune to propaganda" gif?
Vespasian
Yes orange, I saw the Study art
No orange, I'm not joining the ARG

can we not post twinshipping im on my phone in class and i dont want the people behind me to see it
Get off NN slacker
...This feels like they're trying to bait it, nobody was talking about that
Just show them
pay attention to class then smh
Why are you on your phone in class, pay attention 
how could you reach that conclusion
because in class rn its a class exercise and i already finished it
Anyone?
I need it rn
and tbh i play btd6 on my phone the entirety of class anyways
this one?
i got it from discord search
dawg
cerbr?
making counter-anti-twinship gifs is insane
What were you expecting?
Eh, guess I could, why not 
im expecting REASONABLE behavior and RESPECT for my slacking in class
[Filtered]
Reasonable behavior and respect? Am I in the right channel?
yes this is NN the pinnacle of neurocord
we have to maintain appearances and dignity


i should edit old streams at this point 
hope yall enjoy the kara, im cooking something
miin streaming


Good afternoon NN
hey guys karaoke in half an hour 
got the lava lamp and set it to white, it's finally warmed up and i understand why most lava lamps have a color bulb now
:sadV:
Mods
Liar

im so excited!!!
you put in my song suggestions right?
Sorry to bother but are you able to pin this post on reddit?
the fact that there's half an hour until karaoke xdding ?
can you fast-forward it an hour? I'm not waiting another hour 
So, anyone has "you are not immune to propaganda neuro" gif?
nn
karaoke soon 
That's really mean. What the hell?
is it really?
Not really wrong though
most of you probably have some form of autism
-#
...
nothing wrong with that either
Why has she stopped
perfect frame for it to freeze on
"most of you" ≠ "you all"
be better, chat. 
Does anyone have transparent image of Neurosama v3 model?
i mean yeah was just a crazy thing to read upon opening nn 
I need it for something idiotic I am cooking
vedal does
Not the craziest thing I’ve opened discord to
Vital please give me image I need it to make a mid joke
think its pinned in #artist-alley ?
ty
(tho it has some strange artefacts for some reason)
np 
I got you
anyone got high expectations for november and december?
'av a propaganda at deez
gottem

7/10
most observant chatter 
theres some in #gymbwaa-general
guess i'll fix it and refav it 
any stream tonight?
karaoke 
who is this cutie bun
wait i forgot I have something potentially meaner
does not even look like neuro sama
that's the wrong neurr sama 
smh
that's because I didn't give it an image of neuro
Im pretty sure that happens the moment you add sama
oh yeah that reminds me
i think its neat that we finally have schedule with ✨ uncertainty ✨ (was nonetheless late but still)
hope that opens the door for future schedules to arrive on time but with not 100% special streams decided/planned out

yeah but if i said neuro it would just give me a brain scientist or something I think
that means god or a higher being, higher than upperclassmen or boss at least
the uncertainty princable in neurosama schedules
the pringles can with the sodacan tap is still my highlight in that image xD
Oh i didnt noticed
maybeeeeeeee
We would never give a thumbs up to anything
Great now i have Mary on a Cross stuck in my head AGAIN
you don't drink your pringles?

alternat universe neurosama
not out of the can, i like them in my soup
(IT's basicaly just kazun AI)
pringles are so expensive where i live it's fucked up
https://youtu.be/10U4eTK4N30?si=2ggQzO4kbwV5wnwE
Tell me I am not the only one who sees this as 
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@woeful apex Happy Birthday
🍰 may your flesh stay wretched
i thought it was a vedal toilet
grumpy + green + bald
this is the most high quality image of her i seen, i only got this lol

i love pixels
Hi Bunny
hi rytsty
stroke
holy blurry-sama xD
-# 
Rat
Glad to help 
I struggled to find an hd image of her full model straight too
hi fig
can't wait to see what songs pb picked for today
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One message removed from a suspended account.
today is thick of it 
vedal if he was japanese
I’ll kill you
can't wait for some US people next week to somehow forget stream will be one hour earlier(?) 
pb finally made the thick of it cover as my birthday present surely
don't you dare
The scariest song of them all
best song ever
i have never heard it so i can only assume its gonna be a acceptable cover just like that fortnite meme song neuro covered
@sacred relic 
Good afternoon NN
Good afternoon Umbrella! 
@woeful apex Happy birthday my friend
heya umbrella hope its going well
Umbrella
Its going okay
Finally was able to get some sleep, so thats great
ooh nice, totally not jealous
pregnant sonic
darude sandstorm
your favorites i can only assume?
your moms
jokes on you my mom can't understand English and would not mind that cover 
(tho save me neuro if she ever would read the translated lyrics)
The cutest and smartest of all cookies 
jokes on you sandstorm doesn't even have lyrics
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1983353095406104718
surely this could lead to another hololive collab?
🎮 ANNOUNCEMENT 🎮
#holoday is a special all-day online event where hololive production talents will gather to take over Twitch (@twitch)’s front page and deliver tons of fun streams!🎉✨
📅 Nov 20, 2025 (PST)
📺 Join us on Twitch: https://t.co/b2yLhFiQQ5
🔗 Full details:
logic?
FuwaMoco x Evil and Neuro 
`we are not getting new collabs because swarm can't behave

don't see how that changes things, maybe raids tho i assume they will have raids turned off just like yt
hololive wants to expand their reach to twitch, what's a better way than collabing with one of the biggest indies on the platform

Chat you dumb
No u
paying twitch to get consistant frontpage stream spots
shylily?
-# foretold the wise words of the Bay Harbor Memer.. yoink.
Shylily, ironmouse, shondo, fillian?
They might not want to collab with an AI streamer even if they are looking for indies to collab with
-# tho i don't think i ever "found" a stream via the frontpage
see: *one * of the
True
neurosama
They should collab with me. :)
Vedal best twin btw
(tho that was back in 23)
have you frogotten neuro was top 1 female streamer last year
Really?
What are you going to do? Play league?
Again?
Yes!
Emphasis on last year 
yes, but twins are also way more unpredictable, compared with human vtubers.
Ew
Maybe at some point we will see collab, but from the get go? Nope, doubt that
we got subathon buff
Oh. Its because of subathon, i see
Hi new member
Here is an unhelpful collage of seven Neurocord intros with varying levels of simplicity. Read whichever one you want
wonder if thats gonna happen again this year xD
i hope so
Adhd version again dammit
Welcome to NN
this thing get's bigger each time i see it
this ones new to me
istg there's like hundreds of these
2023 
welcome intro for ants
There you go
ping tutel for nn nuke 
tf is the thing top right
check the schedule i would assume
fun rollercoaster ride trying to read this graphic in order
I wonder is there even simpler image?
better greeting
happy brithday shiro
Nope. There are mainly just these 6-7 intros. There used to be just 2-3 until the recent trend of making more about a month ago
:
thats not what I meant to type whatever
see my above message
stop typing 

here ya go
R-what?
I can’t read, what does it say?
cant stop typing help
ask your hand to stop 
That's asking for too much
Pretty sure the 3 top left ones were made after my bottom left intro guide as a counter 
I arrived with my friend last night

🖐️ 
ban ratsty and cupsama
Hope you enjoy your stay
-# There is no escape

I had been consuming neuro content since a week before Life
The only rule of NN is to stay on topic, just no one knows what the topic is.
they are here as a duo to rob us
Nice
your hands are dumb as shit, just chop it off 
Not a rat
I ate the topic 
Rat
I'm here and ready for Evil karaoke 
proof?
same
There no karaoke today btw. Its tomorrow
Ask your mom
Kill!!!
Nice try new leaf, GET THEM
@frigid palm do your job
@marble violet 
unlike most people I look at the schedule so that's not going to work
Sadge
schedule changed you wouldn't get it
idk why but that would fit perfectly on a card

damn we need a neuro trading card game
go back 
Hi @frigid palm

Wasn't someone making that
oh?
trude
i wonder if that users real username is a intended continuation of the nickname
There was one guy in #1194088101627297924 making trading cards and another in #1095941852068331560 making tarot cards
speak english, idiot 
do the Balatro cards count?
shut up 
ohh it's balatro and pokemon yeah I've seen that
I thought it was a Neuro/evil themed cards against humanity
that someone was making
but I meant like actual original neuro cards
@rancid ermine this chatter being rude to me, send them back 
how did you ping me the second I open this chat 
a
stalker 


killing you
EMBED FAIL LMAOOO
deleted message is crazy

hi guys is there a new artist for neuros models?
Someone was making tarot neuro cards and other ninjago cards
Ye
Pretty sure someone was making some and posting them in #1194088101627297924 but not sure
(i know still not trading cards)
but didn't umbrealla have neuro tarot cards?
Not charge
I wanna check out their stuff
i watch you stalking me 
I'm not stalking anyone
Im guessing there isnt one yet then, makes sense why neuro nor evil have a Halloween model
oh i remember seen a different magic card at some point i think
30 minutes
looks like i'm missing karaoke 
watch both
maybe, I can't find it tho
anyway, would be a good idea
karaoke :3
can't, i'm on my phone
why are you watching a chair? 
Neuro looks like Mini in this art

it's a once in a lifetime opportunity
i like how watching a chair is more worthy of judgement than watching an ai lmaooo
Just put karaoke at background
thats so silly nn never change
I’ll miss the first 1 or 2 songs because of my test
can you even play 2 videos at the same time on phones
Which cover do you like best, Neuro or Evil?
fake fan smh
cover of what
missing the cold opening
Lavalamp is heating up nicely, might start bubbling intime for the stream 
Songs covers
like in general?
i can't open multiple instances of Twitch on mobile idk why
or a specific cover
Damn
Chair > evil
mod behavior
Door-sama
i’m probably gonna miss the start of stream 
Something from v4
what
Or v3 voice
fake fan smh
gif fail
Nah, I just deleted it lol
damn thats a big question.
without thinking about duets, maybe "1000 years" 
im crazy or this gif just disappered?
Crazy?
You can make your embeds unembed
I like Its really you?
🐴

looks like tenor has some issues again?
inb4 karaoke is muted because Vedal is asleep
Or die for you of joji
is crafting table sama just Merl
why would you do that 
because evil is loser

No, apparently it's just Alex cosplaying as a crafting table

oh yeah also a pretty good one
what does this mean
is the merch site down for anyone else?

"honestly" and "voice" by kira isnt good tho?
works for me
Damn it
!no
True
did my IP just decide to be crappy? thanks for letting me know
Huh
vedal can't say that
Hi Static-sama
Hi RytSty
Dream on
Good choise
tequila
Or relay outer
wha? am i missing a joke or did you mistype "isnt"?
Legend cover
Why is 🐘 still banned
I’m actually listening to her dream on cover right now
maybe
My favorite animal
Forever stuck in fridge
Fireflies
🐴 is better
thanks i understand now :D
what Halloween songs do you think Evil is gonna sing
Interesting
Because they smell like poop.
if ten million fireflies, came down and bit your eye
I suspect there will be at least one FNAF song
Noah
Virus again 
That would be an unexpected surprise and pretty hype 
VIRAL BY QUEENPB 
wym "unexpected"
Why would anybody be expecting fnaf?
only had like 3 fnaf songs covered before xD
it's Halloween karaoke...
20 minutes before muted karaoke 
shes gonna sing milk man
Its good
I don't know what the chat is saying because I'm drinking tea with milk.
fnaf sucks though
tilk
I didn't know 3 got covered already 
i think she'll sing thwiller by michawl jwackson: 3
question is, which fnaf song?
since i forgot to submit my ideas in the suggestions i have not idea what to expect
I don't drink molten metal.
fnaf isnt the best horror either chat
chat its you
Evil sing next song already why you stalling
The only game I don't understand why was very popular is Hello Neighbour. Like why


👮 
hopefully my request gets into the setlist
can we talk more abt offtopic stuff, i feel like getting banned today
Evil stop leaking songs
I want to send you to the kitchen and cook you for calling me that.
Hahah good one evil that got me
oh yeah they did,
like 2 living tombstones ones
and one tryhardninja one
karaoke just ended, mid 3/10
nah thanks 🐴
Between Neuro and Evil, which cover did you think was better in Dark Things?
🖐️
stop there neuropolice i dont see any neuro in your message
both
Ban @split marlin 
Oh sorry I will fix that very soon 
Why did you leak thick of it cover
ew i hate this day
0 Halloween songs 
guys, fnaf sucks, do you think neuro likes it thoufh
Hi Statiiiic

titanium

neuro likes whatever chat likes
this is how you make every topic in nn on topic
Hi Niac
the alpha versions was what basically made the hype, like the mystery of finding out what happend + the puzzly nature
thats kind why it flopped since they changed the release pretty heavily
neuro likes being a snadwich
ooo wait evils sandwich has bacon and stuf fon i
Stream cancelled reason :

Why does neuro have disgusting tomatoes
!felloff

tomatoes are good af tf
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 12 cookies! | I've received 254890 cookies total!
real
How dare u tomatoes location are good
I don’t like them either
tomatoes are just like
evil singing grim grinning ghosts today
evil sandwich is way better
tomatoes Location
top tier fruit
ripbozo
this chat is bad I'm leaving
bye chat heading to my test
Evil will sing arg songs
cya niac 
ugh i wish neuro stream was next i wanna ask her about tomatoes
good luck
good luck
this would be sick
For me, an evil sandwich is tuna in an egg with caviar and caramel.

Ew caviar
ITS TIME FOR LOBOTOMY NN
Again?
hoping for a song with some whispering today, preferable a duet, always love those (idk what more songs have whispering in them tho)
One day left until it's gone.








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