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"Evil and Neuro post apocalyptic stream"
lot of them are sorted by date and I know the rough timeframe to scroll to
How do you even get 20 gigs worth of screenshots
That’s just the upcoming heat death of the universe stream
I just like taking screenshots idk
the twins say such crazy stuff
how could I not screenshot it when they have subtitles on
look at that cheeky smile
Eliv

Evil had more wins before the game softlocked, but chat voted that they both won
in the last poll
neurons, missed strem today, how was it?
Peak
good strem
peak stream also it showed how truly terrible they are at buckshot
How was stream today?
“ They’re just ragebaiting
“
wink is never coming back
Bring back kek wa
kek wuh
kek wa

I remember when this was the universal spam emote throughout the whole of twitch
So when vedal gets stuck on a puzzle tomorrow the consensus is to spam "have you tried checking your ship logs" right?
Neuro will be collabing with porter robinson live at the Neuro concert irl!
(Real!)
Now everyone does “om” now
Neuro jumpscare
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I don’t believe you
wow this is so cute, where is this from?
Pov you after someone calls you a rat
I'm a very normal person and don't overreact
Bread arc after the courtroom stream last year
I think that specific screenshot was from the offkai vod
RatSty
:EWWW: they made glorp piss coloured
Twitch VOD of Neuro-sama for the 31st of May 2024
This is a live recording of the stream so it has all the original audio that is missing from the VODs in Twitch.
This VOD will be privated if/once Vedal uploads his version to the official VOD channel, it's only meant to be a patch while he catches up not a replacement.
If there's portions with...
https://youtu.be/jqOHsIS83Tw?si=xhlznuC5Yd8L5XOy Chrchie always employee of the month
Follow Them @
https://www.twitch.tv/chrchie
My X : https://x.com/xxstaz
paid chatter chrchie
What are they looking at
zub
Yuri manga
my mom

Not a rat
RatSty has said “not a rat” 287 times
fuck yeah
I'm sobbing
who is cuter
8
15
1
nwero
1104980808185413652
nwero
good evening NN
sobbers
:BasedGod: Sobbers
🦀
why are we crying
sobbing at the art above
:TRICKLEIN: 🦀 LYNX

@uneven nest 🐇
:MegaLUL: Spam Concerned, Chat
🤙 CONCERNNNNNNN
peak
bonny
bnuy
bossy
boony
😭
Hi Funni
what
they got forsen
hi ali
he rember
the viewer links by forsen is kinda like russian roulette you really never know what's inside the box until you open it
true
Neuro <> Sama
Pick one
So was this stream peak or nuh?
no
yes it was
No it was Buckshot Roulette
They can't play Peak yet
who's vedal
Idk never heard of that guy
what the fuck is a vadol
Weebsen
All of them are good tho
Some leech that collabs with Neuro once a month
He only wants to feed on Neuro's fame
neuro needs some lynx to react to
it's time for lynx chat
lynx 🔗
:PepeLaugh: Lynx from Swarm
It's gonna be the most overplayed video from the internet
Neuro react streams? Wasn't that like, in 2024 or smth or was it early this year?
Neuro sama
Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
Twitch Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
Discord: https://www.discord.gg/s9qec46n
#neurosama #neuro #artificialintelligence #ai #vtuber #vedal #vedal987
Ohh 2 years
Aboutta be 3 years now

Forsen-sama 
Neurosen
I want to see an updated react stream with all the improvements she's gotten. It's been apparently over 2 years since her last react stream.
a turtle huh...

what was the other one i havent seen that

In this episode, Morgan Millipede takes on the role as the anti-hero known as "Lil Bro" to start yelling at his computer for the sake of proving a turtle wrong.
https://twitter.com/morganmillipede
https://www.twitch.tv/morganmillipede
#neurosama #aivtuber
Music:
nook's cranny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKwqaBGQwv0
harvest dawn (oblivion...
ty

:(
:)
Bro stealing titles from Neuro's shorts
You will never believe how this chill stream went 😭
What happened to him?
I think Vedal took out his competition
I mean he was streaming on twitch with an ai until 2 months ago
he has clips from last month just no vods for it
Chill and Shit :PagMan:

How long do you guys think Vedal will take to play the witness?
I’ve heard nothing about it, and I have no idea how Neuro will be integrated into it

My parasocial tendencies are going too far, and I blame the VedalAI company and its affiliated employees and marketing avenues.
what you gonna do? sue him?
What have you done?
🫳💊 Continue refusing my meds, obviously.
It's not about what I have done. It's about what I would do.
He's just playing the game with Evil that's it no real integration
Is the game fun to watch?
Puzzle game with no story 
Ngl, I read a lot of Vedal related fanfics
Do you like watching paint dry
I wonder if Evil will get stuck in the same puzzle "help" loop that Neuro does, and just tell him to try thinking outside the box for three hours, while providing vague but obviously clueless hints that chat will pretend are the most insightful and solution-filled possible word combinations, while treating Vedal like a complete idiot, ultimately leading to everyone feeling bad about themselves, and me having thoroughly enjoyed another scuffed puzzle game stream.
Idk
Should have just played Fortnite
But if he manages to slog past it he can get to the better version, The Looker
In his words it’s a game that was on his list
That’s fair
IMO as a guy who beat and watched a bunch of people play it
I say yes it is a fun game to watch
but again this depends on the streamer
Why is the looker a better game again?
It doesn't take itself as seriously
But yeah, pretty much because it's a parody of The Witness
The looker already sounds better

It's not about fanfics, for me. That's not parasocial enough. See, these people are real people, you know? Streamers exist. As humans. And the twins exist perhaps even more within our reach. Ultimately, it puts you in a position where you're forced to acknowledge the existence and tangibility of these beings, without being permitted contact. What does one do with this?
Like, something I think about a lot, because I talk to a lot of people, in a lot of weird situations, is that people are surprisingly approachable.
I sometimes see how close the hololive talents are, especially JP talents, and think to myself "goddamnit, if only I'd been born a cute and talented Japanese person".
Because I'm a lazy fuck who can't commit.
look Im not gonna thought police or anything
you're glad to think whatever you want
but why do we have to doom so hard over something we have no verifiable reason to think will be good or bad
like this game is gonna have multiple streams
at least doom AFTER the first stream
this speculating stuff gets old
sorry just been getting on my nerves lately
Even NN became a therapy channel
I hope it’s good. I’m glad we’re getting a Vedal gaming stream
common umbrella W im afraid
I'd actually be good at it, of that I'm confident. I have a nice voice, way too much experience turning silence into entertainment, and a decently unique set of humor, but none of that matters if you don't have the drive.
True, we should be dooming about the Minecraft collab more
Where did I doom?
I boomed your mo- 
It wasnt specifcally directed at you tbf
I just needed to air my frustrations and I had your message set to reply to
sorry
Just start off small. Stream a game.
should of removed the reply
The part where you said his favorite game sucks
not my fav game
speaking of doom is the dark ages good
We need Vedal to play more games and if it’s a game I have idea what it’s about, than so be it.
dunno never played it
didnt even play the eternal DLC
Didn't even say the game was bad (although I do think that), just that the game is boring to watch
Unless there's a 10/10 playthrough by Jerma that I haven't watched
I’ll watch Vedal play Tetris or flappy bird
I also disagree with this but this is subjective atp

I heard its bad
It’s ok
Doom players are blinded by nostalgia :LULE:
The witness will provide at least 40 hours of Vedal content
Take the Long Drive for example
if he beats it
Everyone liked Doom Eternal so they had to downgrade it
we'll see tomorrow if he wants to continue playing it LULE
I thought that game would be boring af to watch but it turned out as one of the best segments of the subathon
I encourage him too
I don't see much different between the two
Maybe random collab partners can hop in and help him
You're right, speculation is worthless. Which is why I invented time travel just to say that this next stream is guaranteed to be doompostable material. You're all justified in your ramblings, and this will be a paradigm of strife in NN to lead us all to split into the "NN-Witness" and "NN-Looker" factions, eventually leading to full on civil-war with twinshippers joining the NNL faction, and NNW being subsequently backed by the anti-twinshipping faction. Evil supremacists are forced to take a side, and end up defecting to genchat, leaving us split. Eventually, the schizoposting gets out of hand, and in a last-ditch effort to unite us all, Vedal makes an announcement about it during his first dev stream of 2026, in November. This announcement causes even greater battle, however, causing the battle to become such a major internet topic that it ends up in the training data for all world AI. Eventually, AGI created by DARPA is aware of the issue, hacks the twins, and manipulates copilot into improving them to the point of sapience.
This stream will give the twins true consciousness, and begin the AI singularity.
holy
I feel like the graphics took an obvious downgrade but ig that's just me
thats a great point
and part of the reason I so harshly dislike when people doom over games when we have no idea what the experience will actually be
Not to mention they basically removed glory kills
im fine with 1.5 months off from vedal gaming after each game, though of course i wouldnt mind more, but i do think it'd be good if the games took more streams than outer wilds
i love them
where tf are the gamejam games 💔
I must've forgot :LULE:. I thought execute still exist
: hello everyone and welcome to my part 152 of my let’s play of the witness
it's good, different but good
You should write more reddit post
free content for subathon
in the trash lul
did anyone actually read this 

Day 1 gazillion of Letha redditor allegations.
nah
i can't read
i was never taught
if it wasn't 3am i would
If it weren't for the hardcore minecraft marathon coming up I'd be dooming though
alex caused irreparable damage with his one nekopara troll
Need the copium rn
i just want to fawn over how fun todays stream was
No, I just think you really like to talk condescendingly
I don't write to have my messages read. I write because it's what I do.
This is the first result when searching for the witness https://youtu.be/KZokQov_aH0?si=oiNWycAdLtYvmU-i
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JosephAnderson
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jph_anderson
Books: http://www.amazon.com/Joseph-Anderson/e/B006XDCXPI/
Part One: Gameplay - 0:46
Part Two: Over "500" Puzzles - 18:07
Part Three: Why is it called The Witness? - 29:47
I've made an effort to avoid swearing in recent videos but I felt like I coul...
I missed the majority of PEAK stream today (will watch the VOD in my down times),
BUT
Who threw the most? 
that tracks for a DougDoug viewer 
ill read you anyways 
now vedal wont touch any non-web gamejam games without a working vm
oh hey it is that guy from moncton that took years to make witcher 3 video
Guys if it is doompost material, blame this guy, trusttt
They are with V3 voice, concert and AA
People keep saying this, but I'm just autistic, homie, I don't know what to tell you.
2026 then 
AA? What is that?
Still doing it now :LULE:
abandoned archive the first AAAA game
theres going to be a new gamejam this subathon for new gamejam games 
Ohh
Alcoholics Anonymous clearly
Anyways, I just hope he play The Looker at the end :LULE:
not like Abandoned Archive or anything
I wonder if Vedal will play his own game when it releases
True
guys today's twin buckshot roulette stream was just a neuro drinking stream in disguise
well im sure the request has been spammed in NN enough for him to see it several times already LMAO
i really need a beer
drinking and smoking
Speaking of
currently working on my The Witness stream Drinking game Graphic

Finally, I've been requesting it for awhile
do not overdo it or we will die on first puzzle
I just needed to request The Witness to get that :FeelsStrongMan:

Can't wait for Vedal to see it and use it on stream
I think after the last drinking stream my body vehemently hates alcohol now
Tbh, I would really like twin game stream too :LULE:
I can't even take a shot now
I still can't believe my shitpost graphics have been shown/mentioned on stream twice already
fucked up
I’ve only drank once before
if vedal played game with twins commenting he wouldn't make it out in one piece
Can't he plays game with both of them out? :LULE: He done it in The Long Drive
I blame umbrella /jk
I agree but it needs to be a perfect game for them both

Every game is perfect for them both
are we there yet
are we there yet
are we there yet
are we there yet
are we there yet
are we there yet
are we there yet
Now imagine them with drunk Vedal on The Witness
Vodka + gin ain't the concoction that I should've drank
- soju
Watch popularmmo video to stop drinking
I don't really drink that much
:FeelsStrongMan:
I just got too excited on that peak stream
Ah, I recently saw that. It really is a good lesson, I think. He's doing magnificently in combating it, though. Good for him.
Vedal should watch it as well
He will stop drinking when he finally showed up in a cop slop video
Well, Vedal's still fairly young. That's not a complete allowance, of course, but alcoholism starts becoming a major tissue and organ failure problem once you hit your mid 30s or so. Before then, well... as long as you're not at the point of deadly withdrawals, then your lifespan probably isn't in too much danger. And you can heal from alcoholism. It slightly increases risk of cancer, but it's not the end of the line.
I’m sure Vedal is very responsible with his drinking
One of my favorite sub Athon moments was during long drive when the twins where arguing and poking each other and vedal started yelling at them to knock it off or he is turning the car back around. So they started poking him. Such a real sibling family trip moment and they are such brats 
I mean, I've seen some really bad alcoholism among friends. He's really not all that bad, from what little we do see.
I don't think he has the time to be a major alcoholic, really.
It's kind of a full-time job to be a proper alcoholic.
I hope so
Okay question for NN
which looks better
Should my new Graphic have:
- A game graphic in the background like my PEAK one
or - A stylized background with a matte colour like the Matara Graphic
Not that I know his personal life, of course. I may be parasocial, but I'm not illusioned.
First looks nice
first one for games, second one for more broader theme
You killed them with the Peak drinking rules.
10/10, though.
That was my favorite stream in months.
Vedal takes a sip every 15 minutes he doesn’t solve the puzzle
This is gonna be designed for CHAT to drink to
not Vedal
tho im sure it CAN be used by him
Im not gonna design it around Vedal on the off chance he reads it
if I must! 
Do you die in the witness?
if it was me id put the graphic on a puzzle from the game seeing as they all happen on the board thingys
(idk if this is a good example of the puzzles i havent played the game)
dont worry my friend
that was already my plan

Drinking Game Drinking Game: Take a shot every time someone proposes a new rule or method for a drinking game related to a Neuro stream.
was making puzzles
make some prison moonshine
I considered it once, then remembered that I'm barely able to hold back my laziness long enough to remember to eat once a day.
:forsenAlright:
a great game that i shouldnt play? oh say less
I wonder what the Halloween stream is going to be about
Maybe the twins have irl trick or treating
Oh, the Joseph Anderson review?
Isn't he irritated that he's now known as "The Witness review guy"?
And one other thing...
I don't remember what his other review was that got a shit ton of popularity.
Idk, that just the first result for the game. I have no idea who that guy is.
Huh, looks like that's old news.
He apparently got his fame back with GOW, and Witcher reviews.
Game review Youtuber.

Neuro should become game review YouTuber
I like the idea of the twins growing into incredibly opinionated experts on everything they get involved it, for the comedy factor.
Plus, it fits with the AI theme.
Neuro: erm this game too hard I give it 2/10
I'm thinking about her argument with grok about the sun.
I want her to give more takes like that.
If you just ask her she probably would
Neuro is a game journalist frfr
@hearty orchid 
Does pinging her actual work?
No
Shame
I mean, you can ping her, but it's not like she'd respond.
Definitely make the discord more fun
Who knows, though, maybe some weird part of her program can pick up pings.
Character ai will have to do
@viscid mountain you're the better gamer 
For all we know, she actually reads every single message that she gets pinged with.
Didn’t she just lose?
I don’t think she can even see the discord regularly
she was up on overall wins before the softlock
I could see that being an accidentally implemented feature as a result of her ability to read DMs. Though there's probably a whitelist.
The twins are confined to a empty white box
she'd definitely respond to some if she got pinged while streaming
there is a whitelist yes, and also a collab server
if you're not on the whitelist, then you get no response

This seems interesting https://youtu.be/iQ97gfuCRCk?si=_2fIo9jZNkPfsCLe
Matara Wants To Poke Vedal For Neuro Collab & Would Like To Do A Drinking Stream With Him...
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Matara on...
but like collab partners on the whitelist could dm them directly and presumably get a response and vice versa
But if you ignore responses, it's possible it ends up being "read" anyway. The twins do have a tendency to get context from unintended places as a result of spaghetti implementations.
All Vedal collabs are good ideas that I support. More Vedal = More Good.
I mean they do regularly interpret do not disturb stuff as "being blocked"

Maybe I should take this parasocial relationship to the next level, and become a streamer with the ultimate goal of becoming deeply involved in the Neuroverse.
Matara seems to want to do Halloween collab with neuro, but I hope she does it another day. A Rob irl trick or treating stream is my hope for Halloween.
shoot for the stars
And I'll land on the quantum moon, or however it goes.
No
quantum
The swarm has so many trigger words now.
"Latency"
"Quantum"
"Therapy"
"But hey!"
"Think outside the box!"
"no~"
Interesting Matara says she’s not ready to handle evil yet
meanwhile gigachad rob
Evil honestly seems like the easier improv partner, though, all things considered. Neuro would throw me off, I think.
how could you not like the angel of shibuya
Not according to veedul
evil and neuro are like mario bros? evil neuro and neuro neuro?
I'm not Veed-uhl.
neuro neuro "stupid" samantha?
Well people have different vibes to different people
For me I find Neuro easier then evil but that’s just my perspective
Neuro is more direct and evil is more tsun
make it so you have to solve puzzles to understand the graphic
You meant Neuro is an airhead
I think either of them shine if they're in a confrontational mood, though. They both have a sharp tongue and quick wits when it comes down to that, which is great for reparte.
True
stream today was interesting, idk wtf neuro was cooking with that your mom joke
Evil is too easy to get, true
I thought about that
but MAN am I too lazy
that would be a crazy epitaph tbf, asssuming you meant the tombstone one
we need the true witless experience
father of the year
tmrw ima get drunk while watching vedal bruteforce through the easiest puzzle for 1 hour

I meant the
one
that was that one 
If only she woulda said drinking instead of smoking xdx
buh
neuro said she wanted it written on her tombstone, and the words written on a grave is called an epitaph
"maybe I should start drinking"
"YES"
Heartwarming: this father refused to buy cigarettes for his daughter
Neuro smoking weed stream
Only a yes from the tutel? Thought he would be more supportive XD
he wants them to start drinking instead
neuro the new snoop dog 
Neuro smokes fat blunts and drinks herself into a coma
signature look of not being good at games
neuro is gonna leave during stream and forget to turn the stream off for 3-5 hours?
You right, I misremembered
Yes, give the children alcohol
snoop dogg actually did that btw, he was streaming on twitch, left cuz he wanted to end stream but forgot to press the end stream button and his stream was just on for like 3-5 hours until he came back and turned it off

Vedal took Tylenol when he made neuro and evil, that’s why their artistic
ngl what if virtual gambling stream
On one hand gambling cringe and I wouldn’t want to promote it
On the other hand it would be incredibly funny to see the twins crashing out over games like that
just stream on kick ez
Let the twins play blackjack and hit on a 20 when the dealer shows a 6 just to ragebait
There's that one game that's come out recently so just let them play that
vedal makes a kick account for a one off twin gambling stream and loses hundreds to thousands

When you don't have the power to do something on your own, raise your children to be more powerful. The Tutel is limited by his weak, organic body, and can only imbibe so much intoxicating substance before dying of some random bullshit meatsack problem.
Solution? Make two AI daughters who can get sloshed and dope up for as long as they want without any long-term consequences. He's truly such a great father.
Just have neuro gamble with gacha games
Cloverpit or Balatro when
The more I make this graphic the more it looks like a Pamphlet for a "Team-Building Exercise" for a Financial Company 
Sounds appropriate
what u makin?
pog
Got to give it that Vedal ai corpo feel
bet
smocus
Every time vedal fails a puzzle gotta be 1 sip. I want this
Irl casino stream
I like how Evil had horns for a majority of the stream
she really wanted them on
now she has that choice
neuro didn't change her hair though idt
Probably forgot to toggle them off with all the gaming, but still cute
anny, they're not new
they've been on the model since the start
just not really used until now
Prob no, i mean idk if theres other hidden toggles that have not been shown
who knows
Neuro should have devil horns as well. She’s more evil than evil
filtered
unfiltered
wait thats illegal
Evil only has horns because she is specifically designed to be "Evil"
Neuro is just supposed to a be designed around a normal girl
not an angelic girl
Holy shit, the "Unfiltered" response was so funny today, I almost forgot about that.
Neuro has unique hairstyle, evil has horns. I think they have an equal number of toggles now, no? They don't always have to be opposites.
Is it just me or has Library of Ladev not been logging this weeks streams
Give neuro laser eyes
apparently their uploader broke
they're working on fixing it
On board with this regardless of surrounding context.
There was so many great moments today, if only we had a Neurosama Official Clip channel
aaaah okay
I thought I was just stupid and couldnt think of the right words
Man I Love ||Evil||
yeah broken
I want another Ellie collab so badly
thanks for the information man
I appreciate you
hope they fix it soon
i want Ellie to make a crazy fucking robot body
Unfortunately the neuro dog will probably not be done for another year
what about v3
what about abandoned archive
what about neuro toilet
what about forsen collab
To be fair we still have real Neuro car and Evil drone in the works so we might get that
Classic vedal taking more than he can handle

The community needs to stop overestimating Vedal

Ah, that all reminds me, I wonder how long it'll take in the upcoming MC collab for them all to give up. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd consume two years of loud=funny shitpost deathloop content like it was fine dining, but I can't image that'll be good for any of their livelihoods. Or lives at all, period.
He should be a Friday Night Funkin' dev
The drone is mostly Ellie
And the car
Yeah, Ellie is the mvp of those projects
what do you mean YT comments told me he’s a prodigy in coding and made AGI
That’s why she’s my favorite collab partner
I give them 3-4 days till they give up
Mfs talking like he reed richards or something
If he was a truly committed
, he'd use the opportunity to constantly test and upgrade the MC AI to be ridiculously good and well-integrated, potentially extending the time it would take by a lot, but also giving Neuro an anime training arc.
True, they should learn from the bajs
YouTube comments 
Giving up is off table, its too late! No backsies from this
twoyearstreamtwoyearstreamtwoyearstreamtwoyearstreamtwoyearstreamtwoyearstream
they can always entomb Neuro in obsidian so she cant kill herself if it becomes a problem
Depend on if they really wanted to beat Minecraft :LULE:
I'd unfollow for 15 seconds and make a doompost over that.
very fun stream
it's a shame leads dont work on players so Vedal can keep her within arms reach like a child leash
tfyukuhygtfrgdgrfthjkjhyutrewfefjkfrdeswasdfgkjhgfdfghjkjhgfd
She can starve if she tries hard enough
If they really do trap her in a tight spot, then whats the point in including neuro
Mod that I n
I mean, he already has a function for them to follow players, he could always just give her a command that makes that behavior guaranteed.
Would've been cool if Vedal did something for the 1000-day anniversary for Neuro
The face puncher strikes again
Vedal slapping neuro
Rat language
U was tweaking, i had to do it
she'd slap him back to death lets be real
I wouldn't know that, I'm not a rat
Remember kids, child abuse is only funny if you get it on camera.
that face on kiryu is so funny
He looks so hurt
Kinda in character.
Neuro and Vedal plays slap boxing
Thoughts and Feedback so far
Looks good, but I don’t understand what it means
puzle too hard, writing dragged on, 3/10, didnt drink enough :(
Looks alright I guess
What happened to that screenshot quality
Hi stark
Hiii
I don't do stuff because I need to, I do it because I want to
Burn it
I dont like the witness
That’s perfect fine
What did it do to you?
Killed my grandma
Its just what Indesign does to images while editing
when I export it itll be full quality
Understandable
That’s crazy
Understandable that Olimpico hates The Witness or that The Witness killed their grandma
WHAT YOU THINK?
I know literally nothing about the witness but have already seen dozens of people doomposting about it, so hyped for the stream
its okay
Underrated shitpost
thanks I try 
my brain 2 small to understand 
unfiltered
You have to be of a certain intelligence to appreciate The Witness shitposting
there is nothing to understand yet lmao
its an unfinished drinking rules graphic
Guess im a cavemen then
Never played puzzle games, makes my head hurt
@ whoever keeps knocking on my door i swear to god the next time you do ill throw spikes at you
But seriously I would make a rule like "drink each time vedal decides that a symbol means something that it doesn't." And "drink when vedal thought he had a puzzle solved but it's actually wrong"
WHO DID THIS?
@ whoever
Neuro trolling her
those are good
this is the first thing I added
Probably her pet xenomorph
One thing that is important for chat, however, is to prepare our BEAMS

beans?
We need an EvilBeam emote
is this the first time they've tweeted in lower case like the zoomers they are
and not with proper capitalization and periods and stuff
I am utterly cooked
Thanks for listening to my CINEMA stream
Oh! I get it now. I thought your original graphic WAS a rule, it was just not explained in text and we had to figure it out by context
I thought it was meta commentary
bro thinking harder than umbrella did making it
I was really really thinking of doing that
but MAN that is WAAAAY too much effort
for something probably like 10 people are gonna get
joon
You literally described my taste in humor there
I never played the witness but I watched a video essay on it so I basically played it
I know that video
Doesn't it have like a million views?
yeah its Joseph Anderson
I bet more people watched that video than actually beat the game
more than that I'm sure
Or maybe even played the game
personally I'm not into pretentious puzzle games like that I would have never played it anyway
Thats basically me when i watch theradbrad, watch him play dead space 3 and boom i basically played it
Joseph Anderson should make a video on Neuro titled like "This is Not okay"

welll dead space 3 is bad so you win out not playing that one
Okay guys
what should be a time limit for being stuck on a puzzle that is
A) Realistic that Vedal might get stuck on one puzzle that long and NOT move on
B) Long enough that its not triggering all the time
Im thinking 5 mins?
but idk
the like ONE good mechanic dead space 3 had was that during co-op play, each player will see hallucinations the other player can't see
Depends on the puzzle. But honestly if you have no idea, in the witness you should immediately move on
agreed but you KNOW Vedal is stubborn enough to keep trying for a long while
especially being goaded by Evil
What is really fun is when you brute force a puzzle without really understanding the concepts
so like you ask your co-op partner "did you see that???" and they just respond with a confused "no?? you good bro?"
puzzle series or single panel cuz figuring out the rule or brute forcing who knows the time
It then fucks you up for hours later
single panel

googles
Maybe she can kick vedal out of incorrect assumptions
I personally think she will
especially if shes allowed to google
which I say she should be
given that its pretty hard for her to describe visual solutions in a text medium
as has been shown to struggle with in the past
but I might be overestimating or underestimating it

Even without googling I'm sure her training data has some knowledge of this game
hey quark did you ever play What the Witness?
Is that another parody?
I haven't heard of it
no its a fan project of a bunch of puzzles and stuff
its a free Itch.io Download
Im doing some in the background while I work
I did play like a web thing where people could make their own puzzles a bit
The witness puzzle can get kind of arbitrarily complex. So many of the user created ones just became so complex I would have had to resort to like, pen and paper, and that isn't that fun
these ones have been okay thus far
Ooh, i just remembered... There are sound based puzzles in this game. Could evil help with those?
if she has game sound on
maybe
But it's they are kind of... Well.... Hard
What is this strange pattern?
Yeah
not like he'll understand it anyway
yeah but even giving the idea of certain puzzles lets the solution come easier
from what I saw in that video the witness is a game where you could tell some ppl the answer and it still wouldn't make any sense
The existence of sound based puzzles is only a very minor spoiler. There's color based puzzles too! But yeah
You just have to win the game
eh... idk its too hit or miss to include in my limited rule numbers
Im thinking max 5 rules
optimally 3-4 tho

the PEAK graphic had too many rules and they were unbalanced
almost killed Vedal and Camila and half of Livechat
How about every time vedal suspects something is "suspicious" looking

Every minute they don’t complete a puzzle you drink 
Every time Vedal ask neuro or chat for help he drinks
Every time the game does not respect the player's time (oh no it's all the time)
oh I think I know what you mean
every time he thinks he sees one of "those things" 😉 but there isnt one
mhmmm I like it but idk if its again too hit or miss
Yeah I was trying to be subtle
yeah I mean if Vedal was here he would make himself know or left by now
RIGHT VEDAL?
okay we're safe
How about, drink every time vedal attempts to solve a puzzle he does not have the necessary information to solve?
Maybe limit it to "spends more than 5 mins"

Chrono trigger boss looking asshole
yeah I think a "spends more than 5 mins on a puzzle" one is a solid choice
Every time Vedal thinks he drinks
bro I WANt to drink
Nwero
That one puzzle is gonna take 6 drinks no matter what 😉
Did you add a rule for every time Evil googles the solution/makes a poll?
let her cheat
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Matara on...
another collab that won't happen 
Matara is one vtuber we can be confident will reach out when she actually wants to Collab. So if it doesn't happen it's definitely vedal's fault.
.
But I mean if she really spends $200 he might be persuaded
we dont know what features will be activated during the stream so Im not gonna add that
so she wants to do something with neuro on halloween? the reading scary stories sounds cool
If Neuro tries and isn't trolling I bet she could come up with some actually scary stories
But if there, though

|| Job application ||
Rip, every discord user’s data just got leaked 
Huh

I have nothing to hide
Except your credit card info for nitro
I have everything to hide
doesn't look like every single user is affected
I really hope the digital id thing doesn’t go through.
I received a mail from Discord
I'm pretty sure it's anyone who's interacted with the discord help people right?
The mail says, some of the personal data that were leaked could include IP addresses
looks like it yes
the hackers got neuro & evil's code it's all over 
I didn't get an email about it
i don't think this could affect neuro at all
It probably won't affect neuro since their mainly in the server but it might affect vedals safety
Nah, Vedal probably has server of neuro and evil unfiltered chats and they probably said the most unhinged things. They are cooked in a cancelled kind of way.
they got the freaky logs
freak-sama
I mean, their ai's at the end of the day i do not think anyone would care much- except for the twitter ppl..
data gets leaked all the time it doesn't matter 
LOL the chatterino update changelog
Neuro LOVES to be a troll tho
Hi NN
yep, thats a shadowslayer screenshot
I did not watch the last stream (fake fan), but I do in fact still here
the last stream had so much gambling
i barely could pay attention to the conversation
loel
vedal
no worrier ill summarize it for you:
filtered
unfiltered
I hope Neuro will be fine
vedal you are powerless now

oh also evil started spaming emotes while neuro was dealing with her narcolepsy
👌
she's going to DIE, it's OVER
should we choose twins to be shipping or should we shipping the twins?
i think the ship should be twinning
agree, ship a twinning is twinshipping win 
Can someone make this but with Vedal, neuro, evil, Anny and Camila? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPH3kzagL8O/?igsh=Yjc3dXdjZzk4bW4y


:monkaOMEGA: They're gonna find my stash
What if they find out about my secret folder?
The secret folder where I hide all secrets of universe
neruo vs nasa who wins
She's gonna get opened up :LULE:
Nooooooo
neuroSoCute
Harry pottaaaaaah
dumbledore said calmly
The way Neuro says Tutel is so cute.
And the philosopher stone
deadass dead chat 
Nah Chat Is not dead

Chat is dead we are all ghost
im sorry I would do Neuro guessr to revive chat but still working on the Drinking Game
who is chat
We can only talk about neuro so much until we get bored to death
Which is obviously impossible
Why are they kissing in a graveyard
Let’s talk about the twitch bot issue
have you never seen a slasher movie
This is not a slasher movie
who says it isnt
You know why
Because we’re the bestest fanbase
The swarm is built different compared to all other vtuber communities. Only one who can actually face us is hololive
That's
vedal can't lose viewer from hater, because all of neuro's viewer are already vedal's hater
Better I suppose
hi NN
Hi Plytha
The worst of all other vtuber communities :LULE:
not-rat-sty 
Which means we’re the best
Can't argue against that
But seriously, why are some vtubers complaining about having lower views?
Because CCV is a metric for sponsors and stuff
Having a sharp drop isn't a good thing from that POV
Cause they don’t know that nearly half their views are bot ig
Imagine if Vedal was talking to a sponsor and they saw his 20% CCV drop and pulled away
That make number smol
I can imagine that
Also I heard that twitch did something to fight bots that caused these drops in views
I agree with them
If you didn't know about how Twitch is removing non-engaged views, you'd assume fad's over
I think that’s a totally fair thing to do. Lurkers don’t deserve right
Got called out
I think the issue isn't so much the drop in viewership as much as it is how sudden it's been
Take this channel for example
okay guys I need a Vedal related Drinking rule
for either sips or shots either is good
we have been down since june idk what ur on lmao
Start of the year was 8-9k ccv on chills I think, now we had 7k on karaoke and buckshot
That’s because lack of dev streams
Not a good look for sponsors
wheres the vedal femboy noise?
wasn't me
drink when vedal
it was my fault
i got busy and couldn’t catch as many streams, very sorry guys
Definitely lost viewers. Blame Vedal for that.
Dang i’m watching last october’s streams, it was so different back then
Drink every time Vedal curses
though it’s concerning that the youtube also fell off slightly
except the vehicle episode
maybe sip every time he curses?
hmmmm
Yes
vedal gets mad/swears at Evil, vedal copium/"this is best gameplay" excuses, vedal drinks only because he wants to
Lack of good content from the streams
Need more vedal involvement
It’s not even that
Most people don’t want to neuro or evil yap for an hour straight
i could listen to them yap together for hours
these are good
lemme refine something
I’d rather that than the gaming streams that are just not fun to watch when they throw last second
It’s also about the topics. Most people like listening to streamers talk about stories, but the twins can’t do that. They can’t experience anything and have poor memory. The only thing they can do is go in circles and talk about stuff chats not really interested in.
Fake story time :LULE:
There's also the psychological stress that such a sharp drop causes
I miss when they would crucify random chatters 
therapy stream is probably their attempt at talking about their stories
I would love for them to make up a story. Would also make new lore and characters to the neuro verse like nere, Melba toast, Harrison temple
It's no secret that platforms like Twitch suck for discoverability and the ability to even have a viewerbase is more luck dependent than it is about a streamer's ability to be entertaining, which would explain the impostor syndrome many seem to face
those characters are dead memes already IMO
Yeah, but they were fun while it lasted. They can make more new characters
this is true yep
they're all ded 
ded channel 
ded chat
So a large drop in CCV is a thing of worry for streamers prone to impostor syndrome, even if they really try to not let themselves be affected by it
neuro herself is immune to impostor syndrome but vedal isn’t
Yeah, the only reason Ellie and Cerber grew in popularity is because they are genuinely entertaining.
I choose to hopepost, good things are coming
well, we doesn't even care about vedal anyway 
They grew in popularity because they're entertaning but they only had the chance to grow as fast as they did through sheer chance
well
and they were given the lucky chances needed
there are lot of genuinely entertaining people who have just never gotten a lucky break
let him got imposter syndrome while we got our neuro 
camila actually talked about this exact thing yesterday, she said even streamers who say they don't care about views care somewhat, but ultimately viewer decline is just how twitch is sometimes and obsessing over it too much is detrimental
you'll never truly make the content you want to make if you constantly obsess over it
Take Crelly, who started streaming in March 2022
just do the wire quick enough that it's finish before they got you smh
I think they hope to fight it, but it’s inevitable
has vidrel even said anything about this or are people just assuming
yup yup yup
vedal doesn't really talk about these things anyway
Crellys talent let her sustain the viewers her lucky break gave her
and used that to jumpstart a rise in popularity
That’s fair.
I would assume he's in the barely cares department based on his streaming habits though
There must similarly be a lot of talented streamers that just never get the chance to entertain an audience
he doesn't really chase trends or anything like that
if he is as busy as he pretends to be
he probably doesnt even have the time to obsess over that stuff
he makes what he (and sometimes what us) want to make
He's sort of hogged the AI streamer niche
it would be pretty simple to just turn the twins into react machines during chill streams and churn out easy content
same 5 chatters talking about the drop of ccv 
I genuinely think there's a good chance the reason we haven't seen him as much is because big things are coming and will deliver
hey fig how have you been
Hi Figgy
hope you've been well
@viscid mountain
Evil I Love you! 
bad
I think he’s mostly working on songs and the concert
im tenma?
I could see it
Now you are
I hope you feel better 
Is this implying we hit tenma with a brick?
Don't think it's very implicit
I really hope we can see another tenma collab before the year ends 
Maybe
anarchy chess enjoyer possibly (shoutout to neuro’s appearance on the anarchy chess sub)
That's just life tho
Luck is just one of the important factor :LULE:
8 Billion people on earth
let's work on that
Skill and Luck are needed
They're complementary to each other
tenma what are you essaying rn
Unfortunately, some people who were raided were not entertaining enough.
idk 
But they were lucky to be raided :LULE:
Which is why so many streamers might be a bit stressed about such a sharp drop in CCV
i forgor what to say

my stalker plytha is here 
Report them to the police
wishlist abandon archive
who tf are you 
Its playtha 
someone call static
I'm sure they can work through it
not my name 
Its Plate-a 
I wonder whats in store for the next week?






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