programming

[opaque wharf]

Inside a conduit or bundle, it is limited to 5A for safety reason

Mainly heat dissipation from the innermost cable

[olive sable]

Its labeled on most PD cables even

[opaque wharf]

You stole my cable

[opaque sigil]

I lied it's 9A but they do have some extra chip in their cables for detection so maybe they're doing something funky

[olive sable]

i own 2

[opaque sigil]

I cannot stand those cables

they're the worst

way too stiff

[olive sable]

id expect it to be stiff with it doing 240W

[opaque sigil]

that has nothing to do with it

it's just the shitty nylon around the cable

[opaque wharf]

It's the braid

[opaque sigil]

yea

[olive sable]

its not too bad, idk

i ordered the 140W power brick and a 240W cable for use with it, and thent he power brick jsut already included the same exact cable

so now i have 2

[stark needle]

Wtf is that watermark bro

[olive sable]

S25 FE Triangle Edition 🔺

FE already stands for Fan Edition

so S25 Fan Edition Triangle Edition

[teal cipher]

DC Comics

[olive sable]

DC stands for Detective Comics apparently

[opaque wharf]

Oh, you just know that?

[stark needle]

Detective comics comics

[olive sable]

Detective Comics Comics

[olive sable]

never thought about it

the only DC i care about are spiderman and batman

[opaque wharf]

The only DC I care is Direct Current

Even then, people also called DC Current

[stark needle]

Bro i barely know anyone

Is that

Shazam

Lmfao

[olive sable]

direct current is for pussies
-Nikola Tesla

[olive sable]

oh, you know what
as a kid i really like the blue bug guy

[stark needle]

I never watched comics as a kid

[olive sable]

this fucker

[stark needle]

I was told my my mom that it's unhealthy for me and messes with my brain

[olive sable]

we should watch some batman the brave and the bold sometime

idk if it holds up but i loved that as a kid

[opaque wharf]

I am more of a scooby doo guy

Staring: afunyun as Shaggy Rogers

[olive sable]

scooby doo was cool, but it stopped being on tv sometime, so we only had batman left

some weird shit happened in scooby doo that i sjut cant remember

i think they fucking exploded the universe or something in a halloween special?

apparently not a halloweeen special, but the universe did explode

[olive sable]

im trying to find the dutch dubs but no luck

[sage crag]

lu

[sage crag]

i bunny

[olive sable]

hey

i was gonna eat that

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-cute-gif-14063524

[fickle rain]

OK so 1 5hour limit - like 1.5h of vibecode w/ Opus?

I mean codebase is tiny so

[olive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/kobayashi-dragon-maid-kanna-kobayashi-anime-cute-gif-24018128

[stark needle]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-snoopa-lord-foog-dog-funny-gif-20125052

[olive sable]

i dont get it

[stark needle]

Oysters have shells

[sage crag]

oyster

shellfish

allergic

[stark needle]

You react to the shell

[sage crag]

reaction

react2shell program

[olive sable]

wut

[sage crag]

cve

[kind nimbus]

React2Shell is a vulnerability

[sage crag]

react.js

[stark needle]

Sam i will destroy you then eat you

[kind nimbus]

https://react2shell.com

[olive sable]

React2Shell (tracked as CVE-2025-55182) is a maximum severity (CVSS 10.0) remote code execution (RCE) vulnerability affecting React Server Components (RSC) and downstream frameworks like Next.js. It allows unauthenticated attackers to execute arbitrary server-side code with a single crafted HTTP request.

sounds suboptimal

[kind nimbus]

Lmao

CVSS 10.0

[olive sable]

GAY

[stark needle]

I should try eating bunni

[olive sable]

bunny is alright

[stark needle]

Can u even eat bunni

[olive sable]

yes

[stark needle]

Or just rabbit

[olive sable]

konijn met pruimen

[stark needle]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-21355539

[split steppe]

https://tenor.com/bv8xl.gif

[fickle rain]

https://sylvie.fyi/posts/react2shell/

[olive sable]

bunny and rabbit refer to the same animal

like how kitten is also a cat

[split steppe]

oh to be wrong

on the internet no less

[olive sable]

wdym?

[stark needle]

Wtf does this say originally

[olive sable]

bunny and rabbit is the same animal, hare is a different animal

[split steppe]

you see bunnies are cute, rabbits are not

[warped narwhal]

Anytime a cve is accompanied by an anime girl, you know shits serious

[olive sable]

herecy

i will burn you at the stake

[stark needle]

Ok but

[olive sable]

but?

but what?

[stark needle]

What

In german hase refers to both hares and rabbits

[kind nimbus]

That's why Microsoft should be scared

[split steppe]

clearly one of these is superior

[olive sable]

L german

[sage crag]

[rough bloom]

le mon

[opaque wharf]

It is because react are trying to be like java

[sage crag]

what is lop in german

what is lop in samspeak

[opaque wharf]

"samspeak". I'm stealing that

[kind nimbus]

That's correct

[stark needle]

🪣

[olive sable]

hare is Genus Lepus, bunny and rabbit is Oryctolagus cuniculus

[sage crag]

i dont think anyone else uses it

[olive sable]

hangoor

"droop-ear"

[kind nimbus]

What does that even mean in English

[sage crag]

[rough bloom]

the samlings do

[stark needle]

Lop bunny = Aries Bunny in German

[tender river]

it was reference to that

[stark needle]

It's literally called

widderhase

[sage crag]

ththe

[stark needle]

Widder is aries

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-cute-gif-14063524

your languages arent reeaaaaall your words are not reeeeeaaaaaalllll

[rough bloom]

[sage crag]

ye

[olive sable]

[sage crag]

tutelBlabberinf

tutelBlabbering

[opaque wharf]

[stark needle]

English speaker moment

[olive sable]

at least we have different words for hare and rabbit in samspeak

[stark needle]

Only know English

Oopb

[olive sable]

unlike gferman

[sage crag]

i can speak english and english 2

[stark needle]

For rabbit we can say kaninchen

[sage crag]

not just english

[stark needle]

But Hase means also rabbit

[olive sable]

then why is hare also bunny?

[tender river]

if other languages actually existed surely people would have used them in this channel

[olive sable]

thats dumb

[stark needle]

And hare

[sage crag]

programmers love languages

[stark needle]

For 0 reason

[sage crag]

so many language

your language sucks actually

i only speak in x86 asm

[kind nimbus]

A lop rabbit or lop-eared rabbit is any rabbit with ears that droop, as opposed to being carried erect.

Ah i see

In German that's either "Widder" or " Kaninchen mit Schlappohren"

Never heard of Widder before

[opaque wharf]

If the tower of babel was made and human still speak the same language. Would programming be any different?

[olive sable]

hare in dutch is "haas"

[stark needle]

Widder means aries

[tender river]

me deciding between
making x86 assembler first or making compiler to ir first
probably former is better

[stark needle]

No hblang

[sage crag]

everyone spoke the same language until someone created the internet and god decided to scramble everything

[olive sable]

internet-pole of babble

[sage crag]

compile to llvm ir free optimiser

[kind nimbus]

Yea Widder ist also a zodiac sign

Btw Widder is also a male sheep

[sage crag]

compile to c free optimiser

[stark needle]

Isnt widder the animal

The goat looking thing

[olive sable]

compile to the triangle, is fee unoptimiser

[tender river]

booriiing
llvm ir sounds like something productive people with jobs use

[sage crag]

can someone create a no triangles propaganda

[opaque wharf]

What do you mean compile to c?

[sage crag]

amyone with graphics design edperience

[kind nimbus]

Yes and it's also a zodiac sign

[flint dome]

no

[tender river]

many language compile to c

it good target

[sage crag]

freelance work £0

[tender river]

and most portable

literally

[stark needle]

@olive sable you are forbidden to use triangle anymore you now have to use a blue square

🟦

[kind nimbus]

Yeah it's a male sheep

[olive sable]

it becomes more efficient by switching to the triangle

[opaque wharf]

Like, a language compile to a c unit compilation?

[sage crag]

it more portable than llvm ir

since

[opaque wharf]

[sage crag]

novelty c compilers

[olive sable]

no

[tender river]

just compile to c file

[flint dome]

god created c to use everywhere not use it as the target for compilation so we can all use different ways of speaking c

[stark needle]

I hate german

[olive sable]

i will invade

[tender river]

or multiple c files

[sage crag]

do not the multiple c files

[olive sable]

i veto

[stark needle]

I live in fucking switzerland and dont even know german well how did i end up in this situation

[sage crag]

its all 1 compilation unit anyway

[tender river]

it also gives you c ffi for free ✅

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-cute-gif-14063524

[flint dome]

[opaque wharf]

I guess protobuf is one of them

[kind nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-ai-vtuber-evil-skeptical-gif-12723821140536603813

[rough bloom]

compile to C++ instead

free C++ ffi

[sage crag]

i will make a project

[rough bloom]

very rare

[sage crag]

no

cpp ffi bad

[olive sable]

[sage crag]

ew mangling

[olive sable]

horrible timing

[sage crag]

eww

[stark needle]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-vtuber-3d-head-turn-concerned-gif-15495186653811856266

[sage crag]

minecraft redstone to c

compiler

[flint dome]

another funny i see

[kind nimbus]

Do you speak Schwitzerdütsch?

[sage crag]

[stark needle]

Ye

[rough bloom]

[olive sable]

its doable, i just wonder how you would do it

[kind nimbus]

Grüezi

[olive sable]

[sage crag]

i have ideas in mind

but i dont care enough to think

[flint dome]

........ how?

isnt minecraft redstone esentially logic gates, and therefore just verilog but weird?

what

[sage crag]

also i am a deity incarnated into a mortal vessel, all shall know despair and

[sage crag]

its possible

[olive sable]

redstone would need only 4 bits for all 16 states

[sage crag]

not that hard actually

[olive sable]

hmmm

[sage crag]

the hard part isnt the wiring

[flint dome]

yea but how

[sage crag]

its the block interactions

[stark needle]

forgot the e 😭

Fake swiss

[kind nimbus]

Already edited

[sage crag]

ye easy, convert redstone machine 3d world data into an AST

[olive sable]

every block would need to be a function, and the signal strengths would need to be an input int4 or something

then just wire them up via distance + signal strenth

[flint dome]

okay, after that, why into c, when we have verilog for that job

[olive sable]

i sure hope the mods arent watching

[tender river]

have you seen chess in minecraft

[sage crag]

into c because its easier

[stark needle]

True

[cosmic sphinx]

today i've seen the first full-length movie made with AI

god, I need some water in my eyes after so much slop

[rigid snow]

[olive sable]

oh, there it goes

[opaque wharf]

Do that but for Dutch so Sam will be in it

[stark needle]

Frogror

[flint dome]

"verilog runs on c so must port to c"

what

[sage crag]

have you seen

iris 15 bit supercomputer

15 bit dent

16 bit

[stark needle]

What

[flint dome]

16 bit dentge

[olive sable]

16 cuz off state

[stark needle]

The openai one they said theyd make?

[olive sable]

[cosmic sphinx]

no

i was invited to a closed session where we got to watch a real slopmovie

[stark needle]

[olive sable]

who cares about the millionth ai slop movie?

[tender river]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opvlO2BStZY

[stark needle]

U can watch

[tender river]

i think this is the one i was thinking of

[cosmic sphinx]

it was 1 hour long

[stark needle]

Slopmovie on yt shorts

[cosmic sphinx]

1 hour of slop

somehow they actually got the character consistency right

but lord it was tough to watch

[sage crag]

nrr boring chess boring

https://tenor.com/view/coelho-bunny-cute-bow-ribbon-gif-12969923437908252017

[olive sable]

ye i can, but i wont cuz im not fully lacking a brain. only partially

[cosmic sphinx]

music and SFX which wasnt made with AI (mostly) was the only thing that saved me

[tender river]

i'll watch

[stark needle]

Was it made with veo/sora

Or random oss slop

[rigid snow]

tung tung tung sahur 1hr movie

[flint dome]

have you seen open redstone engineers they'd be happy in your work

.... pretty sure they already do some of this

[cosmic sphinx]

they said it was a mix of many models

[stark needle]

[flint dome]

build shogi then

[sage crag]

FISH

[cosmic sphinx]

but I felt like there was a lot of soraslop in there

[flint dome]

FISH

[idle dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1061113840852533339/1501308341060898987/SPOILER_NeuroHappyDance.gif

[stark needle]

Bbbbbbbbbbbb

[tender river]

ye https://github.com/MCHPR/MCHPRS/

[olive sable]

minecraft supercomputers are still lacking heavily in the gpu department. wake me up once they have depthbuffers

[opaque wharf]

I wish Evil could dance too

[stark needle]

I will become a woman and

Destroy the universe

[olive sable]

shadow, you're already a woman

[rigid snow]

you will be bee and bee the be

[stark needle]

❌ how

[rigid snow]

bee zee zee

[flint dome]

find some nvidia dude drag them out of the jensen mines and they'll be happy to do it

[stark needle]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[opaque wharf]

This is when you send Sam's profile picture @stark needle

[olive sable]

i never said im not a woman

[stark needle]

This does not prove anything

[olive sable]

yes it does

[flint dome]

so femboy

[olive sable]

you're also a woman in vr

you DMCA'd the screenshots of it tho

[stark needle]

Female avatar != Being a woman

[idle dune]

Someday I too will make my vtuber model, all so I can stream making model kits

[olive sable]

you cant spend 4 digits on a female vtube avatar and not be a woman

[stark needle]

I never said i spent 4 digits

[olive sable]

i did

[flint dome]

compute do you think it is a good idea to make a ddr3 breakout board for the 20k fpga i want to buy because shipping from alibaba (or anywhere internationally) is hell here

[rigid snow]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[flint dome]

what model kits

[olive sable]

ive seen how many toggles you have, there's no way its not at least high 3 digits

[sage crag]

cybeliv

[opaque wharf]

No...

[stark needle]

What if

[split steppe]

i'm making my own bespoke vtubing soft

[olive sable]

[stark needle]

I found the vtuber model on the street

[opaque wharf]

You're better off buying a devkit for anything high speed

[stark needle]

No1 wanted it

And i got it for free

[olive sable]

cope

[flint dome]

note: the fpga is not 20k$, its only 27$, 20k for 20k cells

[stark needle]

On the street on a random usb drive

[rigid snow]

what is this argument

[proven merlin]

Tactical hitbox, clearly?

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-cute-gif-14063524

[opaque wharf]

I know. But you'll be having issue with matching JEDEC DDR3 speed

[flint dome]

cant buy it major pain to pay shipping and customs

[olive sable]

shadow doesnt want to admit she spent a lot of money on being a woman

[flint dome]

i think i have the schematics for their official board, just not the kicad files

suppose i magically get the kicad files then should i just get that printed out and populate the necessary stuff from factory

[opaque wharf]

Correct

[stark needle]

My honest reaction

[olive sable]

[rigid snow]

i think it’s weird what you’re doing but maybe i don’t know something

[olive sable]

woman

[olive sable]

im just making fun of him lol

[opaque sigil]

[flint dome]

only reason i still hesistate because ddr impedance matching is hell for a noob like me otherwise id just take the pdf schematic and start wiring

my life sucks back to alibaba it is

[sage crag]

tenterhooks

[olive sable]

this stuff?

[stark needle]

No

[olive sable]

[idle dune]

Gunpla mainly, I handpaint them and customize them.

[opaque wharf]

That's precisely the issue. High speed signal integrity is no joke so if you're rolling your own, be prepared for a VERY expensive rnd

[rigid snow]

[stark needle]

Sam aren't you closer to being a woman than me

[flint dome]

ahhh i see, i work mainly airfix

[opaque wharf]

The plot thickens

[flint dome]

nah atp ill just spend mildly extra and inconvenience myself with money

[olive sable]

i never said i wasnt, but you've certianly spent more money than me to be a woman online

[idle dune]

I've built an airfix tank, it was pretty good, very simple build\

[flint dome]

wait this alibaba shit kinda goated wdym shipping negotiable

[stark needle]

Who said i spent any money at all

[flint dome]

WDYM PRICE NEGOTIABLE

YOOOOOOOOOOO

[olive sable]

you cant tell me that model was free lmao

[flint dome]

yeah their stuff is cheap and easy especially since their factory is in my country only

but humbrol is going broke so i cant buy shit now

[stark needle]

Potentially (?)

50/50

[olive sable]

no

[stark needle]

Either is or isnt

[olive sable]

i dont beieve it

[rigid snow]

what the fuck is 50/50 free

[olive sable]

you have 30 different toggles, its not free

[stark needle]

Maybe it is maybe it isnt

[flint dome]

gacha roll

[warped narwhal]

You either paid for it or you didn't

[olive sable]

shadow showed his model in vc before for context

[rigid snow]

you said his

[warped narwhal]

There is no quantum superposition for free

[olive sable]

ye cuz im not actually accusing him of being a woman, im just making fun of him

cuz we're friends

[sage crag]

shubi dubi du

[stark needle]

So what

[sage crag]

[rigid snow]

you either commit or you don’t

troll epic fail

[stark needle]

Can i not look like this without being a woman

[olive sable]

uh

you can

but then you'd be a femboy

[warped narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-hulk-bruce-banner-i-see-this-as-an-absolute-win-gif-17006739

[olive sable]

[stark needle]

Bro i just

[teal cipher]

codex main feature is how it loves to freeze a lot... just has to be patient XD

[rigid snow]

only on startup

for me

[stark needle]

Got a bit nicer model than my shitty 3d one i made in 1 day in vroid studio

[olive sable]

you can just want to look like that without wanting to be labelled as a woman or a femboy or anything. that's completely fine

[opaque wharf]

I have dressed as a woman without being labelled a femboy

[olive sable]

the moment im being genuine i get hit by "troll epic fail"

[rigid snow]

yeah because you didn’t commit

L ragebait

[olive sable]

you cant take your jokes too far

att he end of the day we're friends

[stark needle]

Bro i want a lilac plushie i can hold on live2d

[teal cipher]

there is game project system has been doing over 20 hours... still not satisfied with quality to deem the goal done

[stark needle]

Guh so expensive tho

[rigid snow]

i want one million dollar

[sage crag]

press 1 for more

[opaque wharf]

1

[rigid snow]

more

[flint dome]

2

3

[sage crag]

press 2 to disintegrate

[flint dome]

3

[rigid snow]

222222222222222222222222

[sage crag]

press 3 to die prematurely

[flint dome]

4

[rigid snow]

3333332233222

[stark needle]

3

[sage crag]

press 4 to save mlntcandy

[flint dome]

5

[rigid snow]

no

[stark needle]

2

[sage crag]

press 5 to explode

[rigid snow]

do not press

5

[flint dome]

6

[sage crag]

press 6 to save mlntcandy

[flint dome]

7

[stark needle]

5

[sage crag]

press 7 to unsave mlntcandy

[flint dome]

https://tenor.com/view/67-pekora-nana-roku-pekora-67-pekora-meme-gif-9355808416719644458

[stark needle]

7

[flint dome]

67

[opaque wharf]

Save then unsave?

[sage crag]

press 8 to never send a message again

[flint dome]

9

[opaque wharf]

Quick save and quick load

[sage crag]

press 9 to press 8

[flint dome]

revival then immediately buckshot to the head

10

[stark needle]

what is going on

[rigid snow]

i want money

[flint dome]

disease of brain

[sage crag]

press 10 to be transmigrated into a chinese yuri webnovel

[flint dome]

10

10

10

10

[sage crag]

press 11 to shut that guy up

[rigid snow]

disease of brain

[flint dome]

12

[sage crag]

press 12 to

press 13 to record a voicemail

press 14 to hang up

[opaque wharf]

I watch #programming as I eat a tub of mayo

[flint dome]

35$ seems reasonable

press 15 to fuck off

[sage crag]

press 16 to throw your mayo on the ground

[rigid snow]

16 is not a real button therefore you cannot press 16

[flint dome]

tub of bullshit when

[opaque wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrate-gif-22469816

[sage crag]

wrong

[olive sable]

fuck it

10

[sage crag]

26 letters

press 17 to bring sam back from the other world

[rigid snow]

which letter is the number 16

[olive sable]

[flint dome]

all order and logic has broken down

[opaque wharf]

17

[sage crag]

p

[leaden crest]

other world?

[flint dome]

press 18 to go insane

18

[rigid snow]

FaaS

[sage crag]

press 19 to send andrewbotics to the other world

[ruby star]

17

Fuck

[leaden crest]

19

[flint dome]

fucking off as a service?

[rigid snow]

function

serverless

[flint dome]

boring

[sage crag]

press 20 to press 20

[opaque wharf]

Okay maybe not a tub

[leaden crest]

i dont think there’s room for “off”…

[rigid snow]

foass

[idle dune]

AliExpress bootlegs man, getting 400 dollar gunplas kits for like 150 bucks

[opaque wharf]

But I still watch #programming while eating mayo

[sage crag]

press 21 to make a funny joke or somethiny idtk

[flint dome]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-saul-okbc-okbuddychicanery-ok-buddy-chicanery-concrete-gif-7792126924165566189

[olive sable]

[rigid snow]

21. knock knock

[flint dome]

9+10

[sage crag]

who

[olive sable]

we're not friends anymore

[rigid snow]

me apparently. let me in now

[leaden crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464673042683662480/1476996690786652320/eliv67.gif?ex=6a1b205c&is=6a19cedc&hm=28e77f04cc62e7ef05049c930dfc7da94bed294d6f74a7cd6f977691c4ea2f00&

[flint dome]

they done banned aliexpress in my country now i have to resort to alibaba

[sage crag]

me apparently let me in now who

[rigid snow]

you. you let me in

[flint dome]

im going to violently whack you with a crowbar

[sage crag]

press 22 to utilise your rights

[opaque wharf]

I'm saving you from being hit by a truck

[rigid snow]

23 to utilize your lefts

[stark needle]

@olive sable proof I'm not a woman (normal people are too mentally stable to post random shit like this in random discords no context)

[sage crag]

press 24 to turn shadow into a marketable plushie

[leaden crest]

24

[olive sable]

press 🔺 to crash the simulation with poor hardware util and escape the matrix

[stark needle]

What

[sage crag]

press 25 to what

[stark needle]

❌ no marketable plushie

[sage crag]

press 26 to marketable plushie anyway

[stark needle]

Wait actually YES MARKETABLE PLUSHIE I NEED MONEY

[olive sable]

why? i was gonna go to chinese yuri webnovel

[leaden crest]

no

[sage crag]

26

[rigid snow]

o

[opaque wharf]

You have no guarantee you'll be the MC

[olive sable]

i dont care

[sage crag]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

what did that do

[stark needle]

I need to financially recover from this live2d (by stating this i am not implying the model actually cost anything, I'm just making a broad generic statement)

[leaden crest]

you forgot a number

[sage crag]

ye

i forgot 22

[flint dome]

ive seen more insane women

[leaden crest]

||no you didnt im just making you feel crazy||

[sage crag]

thanks for reminding me

[olive sable]

im simultaniosuly in yuri land and back here now

you have cloned me

[sage crag]

no

just torn in two

[leaden crest]

you’re only in yuri land when someone is observing you

[olive sable]

[sage crag]

im usually the opposite

[opaque wharf]

I ran out of mayo

[sage crag]

good

dont get more

[olive sable]

that means ill only be in chinese yuri land once every 4 years for 30 minutes

[stark needle]

Noe u haven't seen the full me

✅

[opaque wharf]

But why? Mayo tasty

[sage crag]

you are exiled

[olive sable]

thank god

[rough bloom]

I ate pineapple

[olive sable]

stop eating mayo

[sage crag]

oh

[flint dome]

whatever you say i will deny because i said so

[rigid snow]

plain mayo

[rough bloom]

the pineapple is resisting

[sage crag]

why

[sage crag]

naturally

i would too

[stark needle]

Only select few people i will not mention experience the full schizo of me in vc

[sage crag]

im not a pineapple though

[flint dome]

ehcowerianhcriuow4gairagwoy fgyo27c5n2qy47or2ty4oqv tcq7o 874287o tyc87234c5no8tntc487qt 8726q5tq7

there

[olive sable]

you're schizo, but good schizo

[flint dome]

you fail

[opaque wharf]

It is tasty tho

[rigid snow]

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

[olive sable]

ewww

[sage crag]

mental illness

[rough bloom]

consume nutrient

[sage crag]

malnutrition is the new gold

[olive sable]

dutch and belgian people put mayo on fries, and even we're not disgusting enough to eat mayo raw

[opaque wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/gintama-eating-gif-14903235

[sage crag]

potatot

[rough bloom]

[flint dome]

why does alibaba habe gun shaped hard drive

wtf

[sage crag]

i shouldnt say that

[olive sable]

cuz why not?

[rigid snow]

serverless

serverless

[olive sable]

serverless?

[rough bloom]

microservices

[rigid snow]

amazon ecs

lambda

serverless

[idle dune]

Alibaba got some good stuff too. I recommend searching up Daban. They make good bootlegs over all.

[opaque wharf]

Ahhh nothing better to wash down the mayo than ice cold jasmine tea

[sage crag]

i have an apple

i have a pen

[olive sable]

did yall get carbon monoxide poisoning or something?
random "sevrerless" "serverless" "amazon ecs"
this is what i would expect a man suffering from a stroke to sound like

[idle dune]

Penpple

[flint dome]

oh my god the alibaba search has an ai time to harrass it

[stark needle]

Holy my sister will maybe make me a live2d lilac plushie for free

[sage crag]

apple pen

i have an apple

[stark needle]

Maybe buying her random shit paid off

[sage crag]

i have a pen

[flint dome]

we are going to hang you upside down from a ceiling fan and turn it on

[olive sable]

we dont have ceiling fans

[rigid snow]

i got managed k8s cluster knative serving FaaS serverless scale to zero poisoning

[idle dune]

My ali express keeps reocmm3ding me lewd anime statues and pc hardware.

[sage crag]

pen pineapple apple pen

[stark needle]

✅

[olive sable]

please translate to either english, dutch, german, or french, or C++, or python, or WASM, or rust

[stark needle]

Managed kubernetes cluster

[rough bloom]

deploying to the edge

[stark needle]

Kubernetes native function as a service

[flint dome]

i will install one

[flint dome]

your fault

[stark needle]

Serverless

[olive sable]

goodluck lol, you'll need to drill into cement

[rigid snow]

infra babble

[rough bloom]

service mesh

[rigid snow]

i wanna build my own vercel

[idle dune]

Don't you check mark me, I dont want lewd anime statues. I was cheap pc hardware that may or may not be fake.

[rigid snow]

and been researching this shit and am going crazy

[flint dome]

what kind of fucking crack are the chinese on what the fuck do you mean they have lollipops that play music by rattling your jaw while you eat it

[olive sable]

i feel like thats just something aliexpress does

[rough bloom]

why

[opaque wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-27487650

[stark needle]

Aliexpress keeps trying to recommend me cute women clothes

And kitchen utensils

[sage crag]

FISHHES

[rigid snow]

also this is the first thing that got recommended to me when i opened aliexpress. i swear this says nothing about me or my purchasing preferences

[rough bloom]

just for pain fun or what

[sage crag]

FISHES LITRLE FISH

BIG FISH LITRLE FISH CARDBOARD BOX

[idle dune]

It profiles you. It recommended me one of.those pocket sized 386 pc's though. Hmmmmmmm

[olive sable]

wanted to buy anime keycaps, idk what azure lane is about but im surprised its not filtered

[sage crag]

clueful

[rigid snow]

i want to make a product

[sage crag]

when i oprn amazon i

nebermimd

[opaque wharf]

Believe it or not it is a game

[rough bloom]

[stark needle]

I just opened aliexpress first item was female underwear

[sage crag]

what kind

[stark needle]

Female underwear can't be that expensive

[rigid snow]

i swear this makes sense there’s massive demand here

[stark needle]

That people need to buy

[flint dome]

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Amos-Sweets-Candy-Toys-Tasty-Sounds_1600558363477.html?spm=a2700.galleryofferlist.normal_offer.d_title.5fb313a002zTuN&priceId=2b963b29683a44da8fb1bf3d5b601b6a

yo this shit insane the chinese are on some major opium

[rigid snow]

actually impossible to ignore market gap

[stark needle]

On AliExpress

[olive sable]

its about warships that are woman or something

idfk

[sage crag]

i havebsn4ii5

3737

o

[rough bloom]

Vercel already exists, and already has clones

[sage crag]

25.0528

[rough bloom]

but

good luck

[sage crag]

25.0528

[rough bloom]

[sage crag]

25.0528

lemi🍋

[tender river]

[rigid snow]

you’re missing the big piece

[sage crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425445907586879530/1507983441893789827/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_1.gif

[rough bloom]

[rigid snow]

we don’t have vercel

or render

[sage crag]

https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_skids

[rigid snow]

or whatever the fuck

[stark needle]

Ok i will go destroy myself bye everyone

[rigid snow]

we’re sanctioned

[sage crag]

state

[olive sable]

uk postcode?

[opaque wharf]

I'm considering getting a ketchup now

[rough bloom]

ok byebye

[sage crag]

ye go check it

[idle dune]

[warped narwhal]

$231 cad for a pi4?

[opaque wharf]

Will ketchup be good eaten as is

[warped narwhal]

Nuts

[warped narwhal]

No, too acidic, have mayonnaise instead

[opaque wharf]

I have ran out of mayo

[sage crag]

ketchup glass

[idle dune]

Oh no no no, thats for the case for the pi4 compute module with the keyboard and screen, the pi4 is serpeate

[sage crag]

glass of

[olive sable]

oh, its the fucking taipei music center

[sage crag]

pint glass

[rough bloom]

yeah it's probably fine

[sage crag]

ketchup

smoothie

[flint dome]

go get coke

[sage crag]

cola chicken

[rough bloom]

ketchup

with glass

[sage crag]

i hatching quail eggs

it reminds be of

[opaque wharf]

It is an actual recipe btw

[sage crag]

the phrase

huddled together like little quails

thank you china

[opaque wharf]

Cola chicken is a chicken dish popular in Hong Kong, prepared with chicken and cola soft drink as the main ingredients.

[rigid snow]

[sage crag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO9NIizev6M

[rough bloom]

never had but I can imagine this working well

[opaque wharf]

For your vercel clone:
https://github.com/deuxfleurs-org/garage

[rough bloom]

it chicken

anything is possible

[opaque wharf]

It is uhh, good. But we have "ayam kecap" that is already sweet

[tender river]

wrr

[rough bloom]

rr

[opaque wharf]

rawr

[olive sable]

nya

[rigid snow]

ye trust me s3 is the EASIEST part, aside from maybe a cdn

which is just press one button and pay bill

[olive sable]

i have passed 50K neurocord points

[opaque wharf]

Cloudflare worker uses V8 isolate
https://github.com/laverdet/isolated-vm

[rigid snow]

i know that very well too

[sage crag]

2008 feels like a different decade

[rigid snow]

but workers suffer from being kinda meh

[sage crag]

[olive sable]

it is a different decade

[sage crag]

[olive sable]

we are now in 2019

[sage crag]

youre a different decade

[olive sable]

no, im 2007

same decade

as 2008

[opaque wharf]

Wdym meh

[sage crag]

its currently 1998 and in 10 years in the 2008 beijing olympics the song Welcome To Beijing will be released

here is my oracle

[rigid snow]

the one really cool finding from my rabbitholeing is that xata has very recently open sourced most of their tech, they are a scale-to-zero serverless postgres company

[sage crag]

did you know that knives werent invented until 1978

[olive sable]

i did not

[sage crag]

before 1978, you had to use a sword

[olive sable]

i see

[tender river]

my oracle is a bit different

[sage crag]

its wrong

[tender river]

its an enterprise software vendor and a cloud provider

[sage crag]

very wrong

get it away

[rigid snow]

well for one you only get js, two it’s a specific runtime you have to build for

[sage crag]

js and ts are both internet acronyms

much like zig

or rust

[opaque wharf]

They support other runtime tho via wasm. Even python last time I checked

[rigid snow]

i’m thinking more aws lambda not cf workers you know

[sage crag]

itmawslncfwyk

[opaque wharf]

Kinda similar no?

Not 1-1 sure

[rigid snow]

lambda is full node i’m p sure

[sage crag]

beijing ^÷×,£%>3,×#> ÷&<÷>=/ beijing

good song

[olive sable]

i see

but i hearn't

[opaque wharf]

It is still only spin up when necessary, like worker is

[sage crag]

worker is

[rigid snow]

well yeah they’re both faas

[sage crag]

is depressed

baba is you

[olive sable]

baba is me

[nocturne olive]

[sage crag]

the you is like the you in the youtube logo

[opaque wharf]

Poor evil

[sage crag]

thats enub

different person

[stark needle]

https://tenor.com/view/coelho-bunny-cute-bow-ribbon-gif-12969923437908252017

[rigid snow]

person

[stark needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071784467036913664/1510001328515190815/P8EtT4.gif

[opaque wharf]

enub is not evil nub?

[olive sable]

knii is baba

[stark needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071784467036913664/1510001328515190815/P8EtT4.gif

Destroy baba

[sage crag]

enub is evil nub

not evil neuro

nub is nub

[stark needle]

What does enub even stand for

[sage crag]

evil nub

[stark needle]

Evil nub like ok but

[tender river]

they are

[opaque wharf]

And I didn't say evil neuro

[tender river]

couple

[stark needle]

What does nub mean

[opaque wharf]

Just evil

[sage crag]

nub

[olive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-baba-is-you-gif-9741967778876040099

[stark needle]

I searched

[olive sable]

baba is me tho

[stark needle]

It says nub is something about pregnancy and fetus

[olive sable]

we have had this convo before, and it went jsut as badly

[sage crag]

im a ghost

[tender river]

hope this helps

[olive sable]

basically, they're jsut short and have no hands or feet but instead just nubs

[rigid snow]

how do you pronounce

[olive sable]

nub

[sage crag]

inpronojuc

as a pause

[rigid snow]

neu-b or noob or nuh-b

[olive sable]

kinda like

[stark needle]

Like what

[opaque wharf]

:bun:

[opaque wharf]

:bune:

[olive sable]

you see how

[sage crag]

its bun and ebun

not bune

[olive sable]

has no text

[rigid snow]

it’s

[olive sable]

you dont read the smiley emote as "smile" when you read it i hope

[stark needle]

Im confused

[rigid snow]

i do sometimes :) (smile)

[stark needle]

???????????

[olive sable]

😃
do you read this shit as "smiley" like a weirdo, or do you just look at what the emoji is trying to convey?

[stark needle]

Wym is that not smile

[opaque wharf]

🔺

[olive sable]

the emoji is called "smiley" do you read it as if its the text "smiley" or do you just read it as an image and what the image is trying to convey?

[rigid snow]

well no because no one uses that shit. emotes and common ones like 😳 i do yeah

[olive sable]

do you read that as litteraly the text "flushed" or as an image?

[rigid snow]

flushed

if i had to read out loud

[olive sable]

[rigid snow]

i don’t pronounce shit every time i read

[opaque wharf]

It fail

[stark needle]

Brooooooo stop with the vagueposting

Im confused

[olive sable]

i swear to god either im terrible at explaining shitr or yall have terible autism

[rigid snow]

i just look at the text and infer the meaning without having to read it out loud. i know crazy

[opaque sigil]

[olive sable]

you look at the text of an emoji instead of the image?

[opaque sigil]

enub is a lifestyle

[olive sable]

????????????

[stark needle]

What else is a smile emoji meant to be

[olive sable]

bro

[rigid snow]

what?? wheb did i say that

[stark needle]

Bro if it's that bad just

Send in dms

Or idk

Im confused

Guhhh

[olive sable]

imagine you're MoE, do you use the image recognition part of your brain like a normal person, or do you feed the name of the emoji into the text model like a deranged person?

[rigid snow]

if i had to read “hi :)” out loud i’d say “hi, smile”
when i don’t have to read it out loud i don’t
what’s hard to understand here

[stark needle]

I just

Use the name of the emoji

[olive sable]

not read out loud, jsut normal reading

[stark needle]

Is this not what everyone does

[olive sable]

like you're reading what im typing rn

[rigid snow]

i don’t pronounce it??

[olive sable]

you dont look at the fucking image?

[stark needle]

Like unless it's idk eggplant emoji or something everyone knows the meaning of i just assume it means what the emoji is called

[rigid snow]

like as i said when im reading i just look at the text i dont imagine myself saying the text

or say it

[olive sable]

nobody says the text

thats not what this is about

[rigid snow]

WHAT IS IT ABOUT

[sage crag]

two truths 1 lie

1. true
2. true
3. true

[olive sable]

image recognition

[sage crag]

which one is the lie

[olive sable]

do you use the text of the emote name to infer its meaning?

[opaque wharf]

The manual says the odah, I need to know de odah

[stark needle]

Yes

[olive sable]

or just look at the fucking image cuz you can see its a smiley

[rigid snow]

no?? sometimes? but almost never

[opaque sigil]

tbf with how small they tend to be it's hard to make out wtf it's showing sometimes

[tender river]

"two truths" is the lie

[opaque wharf]

Hmmm, I wonder if the twin can play KTANE without human

[sage crag]

time to pick a random image from my gallery and call it sam

[olive sable]

thats what im saying.
you dont read nub as nub. its not text, its an image.
you read it as cuz its jsut space

its a pause

[opaque wharf]

Do you think integration is possible?

[rigid snow]

there is an integration cooking i think already

[sage crag]

@olive sable this is you

[rigid snow]

look #1336777692070023271

[olive sable]

[opaque wharf]

But like, for both twins?

[stark needle]

<insert the vaguepost king image>

[rigid snow]

only one needs it, they already have the manual access functionality

[olive sable]

im not vagueposting, you're just vagueunderstanding

[opaque wharf]

That's true

[stark needle]

Bro

[sage crag]

@olive sable

[opaque wharf]

Twin bomb defusal stream

[olive sable]

?

[stark needle]

Im gonna destroy u

[sage crag]

@olive sable

[olive sable]

[sage crag]

with your crazy robot body?

[rigid snow]

by that logic i read everything as

[olive sable]

correct

[stark needle]

Im not a robot im a female anime styled avatar

[rigid snow]

but you are not an avatar you are a person

[sage crag]

when you narrate hello :) out loud you should say hello[smile] because it gives people brain damage

[rigid snow]

YEA that’s how i do it

[sage crag]

its like saying question mark after asking a question

[stark needle]

Online ✅

[sage crag]

you have a cavity

[opaque sigil]

hello colon closing paren

[rigid snow]

online i am me

[sage crag]

third molar on the right

[stark needle]

Online I'm not myself

[olive sable]

let me break it down to the atomics of the issue.
first of all, when you read text do you read it out loud in your mind?

[sage crag]

let me break it down

[rigid snow]

no

[sage crag]

cat dance spin gif

[stark needle]

Yes

[olive sable]

ok

[sage crag]

someone send it

ththr

break dancing cat

please

[rigid snow]

i don’t have g

[stark needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071784467036913664/1510001328515190815/P8EtT4.gif

[sage crag]

execute his nine generations

and barr his descendants from becoming officials

[stark needle]

I don't even have 1 generation

[olive sable]

so you read this text out loud in your mind aswell.
when i type :3
do you also litteraly go "colon three" in your mind when reading that

[sage crag]

i didnt ask

[stark needle]

Ye

[sage crag]

revoke his claude tokens

[rigid snow]

for me that one does not have a name so colon three yea

[olive sable]

you dont read it as a smiley, you litteraly go "colon three"?

[sage crag]

:3 i read as "weh"

[rigid snow]

weh

[sage crag]

ye

[stark needle]

I mean i know colon three means smile

[olive sable]

instead of seeing it as a face you read the litteral text?

[sage crag]

sometimes as a bubble sound if im reading fast

[stark needle]

I'm confused what's ur point

[sage crag]

like blwoop

[opaque sigil]

so this is lilac

[frozen igloo]

Even though I’m reading it out in my head, the :3 just turns into a “weh” thing

[rigid snow]

hi pop

[olive sable]

i feel like you read text differently from the median person

[sage crag]

no its more like

ball bounce sfx

[stark needle]

Broooooooooooooo

[olive sable]

your brain dont have MoE

[sage crag]

but bubble sound

[stark needle]

Im confused

[rigid snow]

lmao what

[stark needle]

What's everyone's point

[sage crag]

gloopy noise

blwoop

i i have

autism

[opaque sigil]

idk i'm just popping in every now and then while debugging ipsec and i have no idea what's even going on

[sage crag]

hi

[rigid snow]

my point is this is a stupid argument and if anyone has any questions they should ask chatgpt

[olive sable]

you wouldnt understand, you cant read emotes as images but read it as text for some reason

[sage crag]

i have no maidens

goodbye forever

[tender river]

mhm relatable

[frozen igloo]

Now that I think about it, it’s similar to the noise evil makes when she says …

[rigid snow]

is that the one lie

[sage crag]

ye

im actually the empress and the imperial harem is 100 strong

[opaque sigil]

konii is denuvo empress, that explains a lot

[sage crag]

dont erm me thats a thing that ming dynasty emperors had