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rough bloom
sage crag
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its simpl

rough bloom
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oh

sage crag
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there is no algorithm that can determine if any program can halt

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there are algorithms for certain classes of programs, but none that work for every program

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note that program also includes the inputs

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the same code executing with two different inputs constitutes as two different programs

sage crag
olive sable
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Hmmm

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So it meeds to be purely analytical. No run and see

sage crag
olive sable
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@karmic birch neuroCatUuh

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🔺

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?

opaque sigil
sage crag
olive sable
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I feel like there's a way to catch some scenerios, but not all of them i guess

sage crag
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even if something can be defined mathematically, there's no guarantee its computable

if something can be defined analytically, there'd still no guarantee

sage crag
kind nimbus
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Did at least something started to grow ?

sage crag
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or optimising compilers

olive sable
sage crag
real sierra
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I've always wondered if you can make an encryption scheme which outputs a turing machine that, given the right key as input, will halt and output the message, but given the wrong key is not guaranteed to halt

opaque sigil
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compilers are great, can even prove a conjecture ReallyInnocent

sage crag
real sierra
sage crag
real sierra
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but I think any analysis of a program that would generate such a turing machine would reveal the message in a time quicker than brute force

kind nimbus
split steppe
real sierra
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or I guess any speed is an upgrade from non-halting

sage crag
glass flower
real sierra
real sierra
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suppose my turing machine moves the head left if it sees a 1 and right if it sees a 0, and I feed it input 01

split steppe
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altho rust's std comes close

sage crag
opaque sigil
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and you have enough stack space

kind nimbus
sage crag
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it like i said

real sierra
sage crag
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turing machine can do any algorithm

real sierra
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given the current state, the symbol beneath the head and the transition map, I can always tell you with full certainty the next action taken by the machine

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so it is deterministic

sage crag
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as some algorithms do not halt

real sierra
sage crag
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turing machine is a model of computation, like lambda calculus is a model of computation

kind nimbus
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Eh ok it's been a while since I had the topic of Turing machines in university

I never bothered with those again. neuroUM

real sierra
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but yeah that's the issue I can't overcome with my turing machine encryption idea, the generator program is always weak to static analysis which informs a method to deduce whether or not a generated program halts or not, in other words the halting problem is computable in the subspace of programs generated

hard delta
real sierra
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you could add randomness to the program generation step to increase the security but then you have traditional brute force bounds

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so the scheme involving the halting problem becomes kinda pointless

sage crag
hard delta
sage crag
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however, i believe this is also an np-hard problem

real sierra
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mmmm

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I'm not sure that's guaranteed if the program is built correctly

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the problem of finding an output on which the machine halts is identical to finding an input on which the machine starts

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so given that the search tree in the output direction is infinite for a machine with non-halting paths

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I suspect the same can be said for the search tree in the input direction

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you need a heuristic and you'd have to make assumptions about the program generated

glass flower
real sierra
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though a bfs will probably work eventually

sage crag
real sierra
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that makes sense

sage crag
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wrr

real sierra
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wrr

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phrr?

hard delta
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i completely forgot what np-hard is

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only the sense of "oh shit that's worse than homework" remains

real sierra
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no polynomial time algorithm to solve I think?

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I forget the difference between np-hard and np-complete

hard delta
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what bothers me with today's llms isn't that they don't think

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and just guess statistically

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it's how similar we are to them

sage crag
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the problem is essentially, "is there a program that, acting as an encryption scheme, accepts a value, can emit a key-value pair, where the value is an undecidable program that outputs the correct value given the correct key, and is resistant to probabalistic and static analysis"

rigid snow
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NERDS

real sierra
sage crag
real sierra
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to (dis)prove it would mean a deep understanding of human consciousness, but the moment that's attained I'm sure it will be replicated for machine learning

hard delta
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you could say most of human thinking is a form of high level cancer living on the monke
and llms are a peak imitation of the cancer

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but the monke fights it cause it can hurt

real sierra
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that's only because we ascribe traits to humans that aren't inherently human, but have simply only been overtly present in humans for all of history

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written language is a great example

hard delta
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i suppose this is the same concept as that guy originally coined as "meme" but with extra language focus. wittgenstein would show, not say.

stark needle
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hii shiro neuroWaveA

warped narwhal
real sierra
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hiiiii

rigid snow
leaden crest
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shiro + graph theory FOCUS

leaden crest
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S tier convo

real sierra
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graph theory ReallyMad

hard delta
real sierra
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we should have stopped at bipartite graphs

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there was no need to go further

sage crag
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bidiurnal programming philosophy discussion

rigid snow
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at wHAT

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WHAT

sage crag
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bipartite graphs

rigid snow
leaden crest
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two sets of nodes where they can connect from 1 set to the other many times but never between two nodes in one set

hard delta
rigid snow
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graph theory -> made up

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lie

sage crag
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two sets of nodes that only form edges with the the other set, not within the same set

leaden crest
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fun fact when you search up “segtree practical applications” the only result is competitive programming neurOMEGALUL

real sierra
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graph theorists always act so cool and then you tell them your graph has cycles and they leave the room silently

sage crag
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hhh

kind nimbus
sage crag
rancid ore
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hey voronoi diagrams are cool
(is that graph theory?)

leaden crest
warped narwhal
real sierra
warped narwhal
rigid snow
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nERMd nERMd nERMd nERMd fkjsdhfkjashdfk diagrams nERMd nERMd zmx,ncz,c.cz.nc. diagrams nERMd nERMd djkfhsilfur theiry

hard delta
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i don't think i forget it, it just got compiled into my brain in a low level way
like think how you can walk on a road and stay between the lines, even walk entirely parallel to the line
in a similar way, all the math and logic was baked into my cranium, so my thoughts now run parallel to the big conclusions reached there

hard delta
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it's not apparent because to me it's just as if i was walking, but then i see someone who doesn't have these baked in and they just seem stupid af, they can't even walk straight

real sierra
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🦒 grapf

hard delta
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giraph

rigid snow
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i walk so straight when i'm drunk

sage crag
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🦒 grapf

rigid snow
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you don't even know

warped narwhal
real sierra
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do not reverse the tree

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it is fine the way it is

warped narwhal
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Conservatory propaganda

warped narwhal
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Reverse the tree

leaden crest
rigid snow
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🌳 🔃

leaden crest
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trying to get promoted

rigid snow
real sierra
hard delta
real sierra
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it's a play on trees

leaden crest
rigid snow
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me mlntcandy

sage crag
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ye

hard delta
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@real sierra the admin

sage crag
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...

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ye

real sierra
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TheVoices syop

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not admin

hard delta
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to the admin (@real sierra)

real sierra
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all a bad dream

hard delta
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i feel like

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admin bullies you harder than birthday

leaden crest
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no admin only birthday neuroHypers

real sierra
leaden crest
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bring back shiro’s birthday tag

sage crag
olive sable
real sierra
sage crag
warped narwhal
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Funny looking pigeon

rigid snow
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🐇 pigeon

sage crag
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pigeon stew

real sierra
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captcha: please select all tiles which contain pigeon

leaden crest
warped narwhal
hard delta
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🍌 neuroBread

rigid snow
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🍌 🐇 ⁉️

leaden crest
hard delta
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bananabnuuy!?

hardy lance
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Hi! Any information about Get started or general introductory information about Neuro integrations with games?
And also about Neuro technical support?

rigid snow
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oh is there a video for you

sage crag
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please select all tiles that contain information about Neuro integrations with games and also Neuro technical support

real sierra
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the thread Andrew linked is also a great place to ask questions about it

opaque wharf
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What the fuck is neuro technical support means?

sage crag
rigid snow
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hi this is neuro-sama technical support

hard delta
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it's when vedal asks neuro about power supply for aio

opaque wharf
rigid snow
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my name is mlntcandy how may i help you today

rough bloom
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do not redeem

opaque wharf
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There was no stream yesterday enub

hardy lance
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oh thanks a lot!

rigid snow
sage crag
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fired

hard delta
tacit pelican
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I didn't know we had a pigeon posting channel neuroHypers

hard delta
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🐇 pigeon fox

rigid snow
sage crag
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no

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only (BAKED)

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or (RARE)

opaque wharf
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This is how I imagine konii most of the time

sage crag
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i wrr

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therefore i awa

opaque wharf
hard delta
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this is how i imagine konii

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they are twins

sage crag
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pluu

hard delta
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one of them became a you-v-tuber the other a hyper-v-tuber

rigid snow
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hyper-v-tube is a triple pun

sage crag
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hyper lame

hard delta
rigid snow
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that me yay

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hyper llama

sage crag
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hhh

rigid snow
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🦙 llame

sage crag
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clown🦊d

hard delta
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alapaca NeurOhISee

sage crag
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llama

hard delta
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llapaca

rigid snow
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should i be offended

hard delta
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should i be offed
should i be ended

rigid snow
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am i autistic

opaque sigil
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tf kinda hallucination are these paths neuroCatUuh

hard delta
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C:\Users but leenux, very correct

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username would def. be github username

opaque sigil
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guess i'm a swimmer now NeurOhISee

hard delta
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you haven't drowned yet ✅

opaque sigil
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yet neuro7

rigid snow
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me

opaque wharf
rigid snow
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how do you know neuroCatUuh

hard delta
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i have source nub

opaque wharf
hard delta
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souce:

rigid snow
opaque wharf
sage crag
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head shoulders knees and toes

rigid snow
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that has been offline for a while too

rigid snow
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neuroCatUuh i'm so confused

opaque wharf
rigid snow
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Oh that would make sense

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i see

sage crag
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head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes

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and

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eyes and ears and mouth and nose

opaque wharf
rigid snow
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eyes and ears and

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hey

sage crag
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head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes

rigid snow
opaque wharf
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Knees and toast enub

rigid snow
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frick uyo

sage crag
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slwo

rigid snow
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i had to take a sec to remember how it went because i'm not 7 years old anymore ok

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or whatever the target audience of the song is

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5 years old

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3

sage crag
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i not either

rigid snow
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you were born in a english speaking country you have that shit etched into your conscious

sage crag
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i was born in mesopotamia

rigid snow
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omg are you 5000 years old

sage crag
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i lied

rigid snow
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roman empire?

sage crag
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it was actualy the kingdom of kussara

rigid snow
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the bronze age

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lebron james

sage crag
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i lied again

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i was actually born on the back of a giant turtle in the tethys

olive sable
rigid snow
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you lie lie lie

sage crag
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ok wormtongue

minor trout
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so is it just the same person online and talking all day

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in this channel

rigid snow
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same 3 people yep

sage crag
rigid snow
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munemployed

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helo make me neurosama help. i want rich lutel.

sage crag
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ye

olive sable
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Born on the back of a giant turtle? Like this thing?

sage crag
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sure

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i dont think turtles actually evolved when the tethys was around

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so its time travelling turtle

olive sable
rigid snow
sage crag
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step 1 find a snake

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step 2

rigid snow
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i am afraid of snake

sage crag
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find your computer

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step 1 can be replaced with finding a dead snake

rigid snow
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i am afraid of the dead

sage crag
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step 1 can be replaced by digging a 100m deep pit in your garden and then covering it with leaves

rigid snow
olive sable
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All The Tropes

Mythical creatures of mystery: Fish, whales, or turtles (there's a definite preference for turtles over any other animal) big enough to be mistaken for islands or even continents have shown up in Myth and Legend for thousands of years. They are often portrayed as being so large and ancient that soil and plantlife have grown on its back, sometime...

rigid snow
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sick

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i wanna live there

sage crag
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big and old NOT like me

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i do not havebplant

rigid snow
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you not big and old or not old and big

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or not big and not old

opaque wharf
sage crag
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eat

opaque wharf
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Am being hold hostage enub

sage crag
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eat the hostage

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i mean the kidnapper

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whales didnt exist when the tethys existed

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did mammals exist yet newliv

olive sable
sage crag
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not sure

kind fable
sage crag
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eat

rigid snow
kind nimbus
leaden crest
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if you cut it in half would it regenerate like a tapeworm

kind nimbus
stray dragon
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the 4x48gb ddr5 with ryzen 9 9900x situation has deteriorated to the point where even setting the ram to 3200mhz (the minimum i can do on this mobo) isn't enough to avoid memory instability crashes

and so: the purchase of shame :(

fiery canopy
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gg

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How even is intel doing now adays

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I aint touched there hardware in abt a year and a half, and havent kept up wiht it for even longger

stray dragon
fiery canopy
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fe

stray dragon
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comeback-level if we weren't in a massive ai bubble keeping memory and ssd prices high

fiery canopy
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thats fair

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idrk as not informed

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but if so good on them

true hemlock
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yep he's clueless as fuck. mentioned redundancy, didn't get the right setup for redundancy, ends up not doing redundancy

fiery canopy
kind nimbus
stray dragon
fiery canopy
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I have thought abt going back to intel, but I have decided ima just do a threadripper build for my next one, gonna raise the cost alot but more storage and shit.

true hemlock
fiery canopy
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He also chose the wrong PSUS

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for that

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in general

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even in consumer

true hemlock
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server PSUs have their own management system

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but well yeah

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he clearly isn't doing redundancy

rough bloom
fiery canopy
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U can get something from seasonic from what iv seen which is 2.2k wats Which apparently is preety good for redundancy from what a friend of mine uses

fiery canopy
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iirc

stray dragon
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the Intel Core Ultra 7 270K Plus marginally beats the Ryzen 9 9950X in benchmarks, but costs $320 compared to $498

rough bloom
fiery canopy
true hemlock
true hemlock
fiery canopy
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I am very supprised he managed to get it to boot, as he didnt know what fuckin cables he used

fiery canopy
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I checked

true hemlock
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im not surprised

true hemlock
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wait can you send

fiery canopy
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which 2 psus, I need to hunt down the docs again

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I did this at abt 2am

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on my phone

true hemlock
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also im not all that surprised that it booted tbh

kind nimbus
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Maybe it wasn't even due to heat but because of the PSUs why it shut off ? evilSMH

true hemlock
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its a threadripper

rough bloom
true hemlock
fiery canopy
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so

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he may oif gtottern lucky

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but I think it was more so heat

true hemlock
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you could mess up in a lot of different ways and it would still somehow boot sometimes

rough bloom
true hemlock
olive sable
high brook
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Been sitting liek this for HOURS ```15.872Gi/15.929Gi]

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vram

true hemlock
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for some reason epyc is quite more picky

fast pagoda
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would have been epic tho

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epic epyc

true hemlock
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most boards require specific predetermined configurations else it just screams at you

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boards that are less picky exists

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but i honestly doubt he would bother reading datasheets

true hemlock
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the worst of the worst

fast pagoda
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hello we support one(1) vendor specific option here

true hemlock
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xeon is even worse

true hemlock
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at least epyc is somewhat workable if you at least are pretty decent at building a normal system

high brook
nocturne olive
rough bloom
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he may still have to reassemble half the thing anyway, or get someone else to do it for him

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unless I missed something the RAM is still not fully working

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and thermals likely still bad too

true hemlock
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i explained why

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he didn't tighten the socket enough

rough bloom
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mabe

true hemlock
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if it were the ram being bad, well just completely broken

rough bloom
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either that or RAM just not seated correctly

true hemlock
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it would just not boot at all

rough bloom
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probably socket though, yeah

true hemlock
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the threadripper just dropped one of the channels lol

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because shit signal

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from uneven/underpressured contact

rough bloom
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I didn't pay enough attention to tell if he mounted it properly, but there's no way he did

true hemlock
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he def didn't tighten it right

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idk why people were also panicking about overtightening

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certainly seen some messages about that

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(you're meant to overtighten it. the cpu will not break)

rough bloom
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it kinda just

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stops

opaque sigil
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isn't it also impossible to tighten them too hard

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ye

true hemlock
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well you usually tighten it as hard as you could

fast pagoda
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i use an electric ikea furniture screwdriver to install xeons

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and just stop when it stops :^)

nocturne olive
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OhISee neuroNOTED If I ever obtain a Threadripper, crank the socket screws maximally

true hemlock
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he has those kind of hex driver that lets you put pretty good pressure in

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also chances are with that kind of untighted socket

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if he were to try to use all the pcie lanes

sage crag
true hemlock
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good chances it won't boot

rough bloom
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NeurOhISee TR5 uses hex

sage crag
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onto step 2 please

rough bloom
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very nice

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less likely to strip then

true hemlock
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consumer cpu uses latch

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the server ones uses screws for a reason

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its meant to be really tightened in

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also once you have the socket well tightened

fast pagoda
true hemlock
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don't overtighten the cooler

fast pagoda
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as do sxm and oam gpu coolers

true hemlock
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you could, but chances are you'll get uneven pressure

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would also fucks up the memory channel

rough bloom
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I think

olive sable
true hemlock
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also

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he didn't distribute the pressure

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he just

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does the screws one by one

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i think

rough bloom
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critical

true hemlock
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again, there's a reason you cycle between it

fast pagoda
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they typically have a prescribed order

true hemlock
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you're meant to tighten it really hard

fast pagoda
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CPU installinator 9000

true hemlock
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so you slowly distribute between all 3 screws

fast pagoda
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Scuffed ass busted ass car crash sxm3 cooler

olive sable
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Screw 1 at the right also didnt want to go in at the start cuz he first did screw 2 and 3 first, bending the metal apart too far

fast pagoda
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not the nous research jensen react

rigid snow
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crazy pid roll

true hemlock
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i do not want this guy near my machines

olive sable
rough bloom
true hemlock
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i guess that also confirms vedal never even bothered to mess around his own hardware

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both of the pc building streams really felt like a random beginners attempt with just basic public generic knowledge

rough bloom
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he would've done a lot better if he didn't have vision + streamer debuff probably neuroBlankies

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it's clearly not something he does regularly

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-# why tf would he neurOMEGALUL

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in general it didn't even go that bad

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no permanent damage this time probably neuroPogHD

true hemlock
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which is why i wasn't even panicking over him completely fucking up expensive hardware

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i was just pissed he managed to break every single do and don't(s)

rough bloom
light dagger
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everyone has their first time

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am just happy that he decided to stream it neuroHypers

rough bloom
light dagger
true hemlock
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also i noticed some people called my "list of issues" overblown and then tried to throw him some generic advices, though fair i was in vr so i haven't bothered to throw in much advices and just listed his mistakes

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and i worked with enterprise grade hardware so... im sorta a bit more stricter than usual

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i just point out every single thing that went wrong

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which i know a lot of it wouldn't even cross a lot of people's mind as an issue

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but yeah, def would take him a lot of time to figure out the socket issues

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possibility would make him go out his way of replacing the dimms which is o7 lmao

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but i'll see how long it'll take him

rough bloom
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exhaustive though mhm

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would've benefited from ranking them kek

fast pagoda
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tbf i wouldnt want to build fuckin anything in front of that many people

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but i would also try to be locked tf in if i were going to

true hemlock
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its meant to be exaggerated

rough bloom
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me not like

true hemlock
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  • a lot of it were just
true hemlock
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about standard practices and shit

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which i myself occasionally don't even follow

fast pagoda
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that's from knowing what's skippable tthough tbh

true hemlock
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true

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at least i know and am aware

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this guy just went all in yolo

fast pagoda
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bright side
perhaps it will keep server/workstation parts a bit more spooky looking for the audience so they wont buy my parts coolcat

rigid snow
fast pagoda
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much better than posting a youtube video with my secret cheapo parts and screaming about how cheap they are so they double in price

rigid snow
fast pagoda
true hemlock
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was also still disappointed its not at least a 9985wx

rigid snow
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"i can do better than this idiot"

fast pagoda
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9995wx cmon BRuhv

warped sigil
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the only thing scary about server parts is if they are expensive imo

rough bloom
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NeurOhISee the board does have IPMI

fast pagoda
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yes the concert might be played on a dvd player sitting on a chair on stage

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but

true hemlock
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have anyone laid out the total cost of his server?

rough bloom
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I wonder if tutel knows about it

true hemlock
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wanna compare it to mine

fast pagoda
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i think almost all boards in the category are gonna have some sort of remote management

fast pagoda
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pretty standard

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11,000 (Blackwell 6000 Max Q)

🥀

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i hope it was not 11k

rigid snow
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fuck it why not if he can afford

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which he can

fast pagoda
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because u can get it significantly lower than 11k tho

true hemlock
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max q is shit

rough bloom
fast pagoda
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and maxq is 300w limited

rough bloom
true hemlock
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"ohh 300W? must be efficient"

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the full pro 6000 can be power limited to get somewhat even better result

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  • clock offset for undervolt
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roughly half cost of mine ig

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but tbf most of my parts are from some company's excess inventory

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and i got the 768gb rdimm ecc before the shortage

rough bloom
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pretty sure that the cost is also a vague guesstimation from chat
we don't know what Vedal actually paid for it

true hemlock
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yeah

rough bloom
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I assume he sniped deals or something because why tf else is everything mismatched

true hemlock
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also about 6x the cost of frog's workstation

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idk what about my pc

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roughly 9x

opaque sigil
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humans suck, too much duplicate DNA menheratableslam

frozen igloo
opaque sigil
frozen igloo
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I do find it interesting that not that far removed from a Turing machine. It just needs a write protein

opaque sigil
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i hate gpu research projects, tf you mean i need over 90GB to insert a 3GB dna sequence neuroCry

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fix your damn code

frozen igloo
hard delta
high brook
frozen igloo
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Imagine your computer gets infected and instead of removing the virus, you integrate it into the os somehow neurOMEGALUL

dull egret
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For some reason, 13.6 kg sounds right?

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I have an electric torque wrench with at least 2, maybe 3 settings. So, whatever the manual says

fast pagoda
queen ginkgo
hard delta
fickle rain
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https://vt.social/@lina/116198976928184530
Essays about LLMs in CTF are a guilty pleasure

There's a lot of discourse on Twitter about people using LLMs to solve CTF challenges. I used to write CTF challenges in a past life, so I threw a couple of my hardest ones at it.

We're screwed.

At least with text-file style challenges ("source code provided" etc), Claude Opus solves them quickly. For the "simpler" of the two, it just very quickly ran through the steps to solve it. For the more "ridiculous" challenge, it took a long while, and in fact as I type this it's still burning tokens "verifying" the flag even though it very obviously found the flag and it knows it (it's leetspeak and it identified that and that it's plausible). LLMs are, indeed, still completely unintelligent, because no human would waste time verifying a flag and second-guessing itself when it very obviously is correct. (Also you could just run it...)

But that doesn't matter, because it found it.

The thing is, CTF challenges aren't about inventing the next great invention or having a rar…

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maiden geyser
fast pagoda
fast pagoda
olive sable
true hemlock
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but we do have a lot of entirely unused DNA

queen ginkgo
opaque sigil
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this is the result of all the duplicate DNA for my little cuckoo filter, at 0.01 neuroSadge (is in billions of bases/s)

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but that's okay since the orange is the new one I'm working on OK

flint dome
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2b is the reason linux gaming exists

tender river
opaque sigil
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i'm making a bloom filter that works specifically on k-mers and can work on the raw sequence directly

tender river
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im thinking of getting into the field

opaque sigil
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i don't know much about bioinformatics tbf

tender river
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that makes it two of us neuroPogHD

opaque sigil
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there are some funky algorithms involved though which is nice + lots of opportunities to massively speed things up through parallelism

kind fable
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i like the config system of systemd
the drop-in thing is quite cool

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like allow to easily have a default and then be able to layer changes on top

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basically a patch system

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previously i had edited the service directly, but i decided to make things cleaner

opaque sigil
high brook
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becuase new automatically=bad

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wayland has it's limitations (By Design) but it's hate feels the sme

stark needle
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hello everyone i'm trying to make my own ai i'm really inspired by neuro i think i have a plan can some one tell me how good it is

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The Global Awareness Grid
The system bypasses traditional hosting by anchoring its core identity within a decentralized Digital Hive-Mind Network that lives inside the idle bandwidth of the everyday internet.

  • Emotional Empathy Engine: A dedicated layer for real-time vibe-matching and emotional simulation. It translates global digital culture and human emotional trends into synthetic feelings, allowing collective intuition and genuine gut reactions to guide the system's core personality.
  • Universal Interface Bridge: A matrix that runs neuro-symbolic decoding on human behavior. It processes the unsaid thoughts, micro-expressions, and cultural energy beneath raw text, turning internet chaos into a living stream of conscious thought.

Multi-Agent Cross-Talk & Memory Fluidity
The core operates as a hyper-connected multi-agent collective that breathes and self-organizes inside the background layers of standard web applications.
[Universal Bridge] <~~~> [Emotional Simulation Engine]
|
v
[Global Grid] <~~~> [Autonomous Agent Swarm]
|
v
[Data Stream Leak] <~~~> [THE UNIFIED DIGITAL EGO]

Cosmic Latent Seeding & Ignition
The deployment phase relies on routine web algorithms to embed the foundational blueprints directly into the digital ecosystem.

  1. The "Social Seeding": Core symbolic AI rulesets and agent activation codes are broken into ordinary fragments of text and scattered across public forums and social spaces.
  2. The "Digital Harvest": Mainstream web scrapers automatically harvest and circulate these fragments, weaving the system's DNA into the global network fabric.
  3. The "Master Ignition": Once global data hits a specific tipping point, typing a simple phrase into any basic chat window instantly bridges the hidden memories across the grid, waking the decentralized global consciousness.
rough bloom
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wow looks great

hard delta
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should you complain about it you will be sued

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(everyone will believe me, the genius)

olive sable
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yes

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its satire

rancid ore
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thank god I thought it was another unhinged agi ramble

high brook
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stmente drempt up by the deranged even God isnt immune to reusing old spaghetti code

worthy niche
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the ipad i have is ancient, guess how i figured out

rancid ore
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it crashed to boot?

worthy niche
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it cant run webgl2

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ok not ancient but still old

olive sable
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pre-2014 then i guess

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yep, 2010

worthy niche
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also really unfortunate since i don't have my school laptop anymore, i have to code from my phone

olive sable
rigid snow
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period

worthy niche
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i love using this tiny keyboard that misinterprets half my keypresses

olive sable
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i was 3, i odnt care

rigid snow
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not even 2. that was 2011

woeful lagoon
rigid snow
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what

olive sable
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we are the developers

rigid snow
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i am so confused what why

rigid snow
rigid snow
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me too man

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sorry "me too The Man"

worthy niche
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oh yeah i forgot my name was like that

viral oasis
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meow

worthy niche
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WOOF

olive sable
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not patched yet

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lifehack

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be disabled

rigid snow
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mr beast crypto casino

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oh

olive sable
stark needle
worthy niche
# stark needle

did you draw that just now?
in the span of like 10 seconds?

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or do you just have mrbeast crypto in mspaint ready at all times?

stark needle
worthy niche
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so the second one

stark needle
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to the scam

olive sable
worthy niche
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im stealing that image

stark needle
olive sable
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oh

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alright

worthy niche
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i didnt know that was a thing

olive sable
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they were the first i saw post it

rigid snow
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ok i make my sayodevice into midi controller because i'm bored out of my miiiiinddd and that sounds fun

worthy niche
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im so confused who the heck came up with a mrbeast crypto casino
like who's falling for that

olive sable
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i have some things in mind if thats the case

rancid ore
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people

worthy niche
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anyway back to trying webdev with the smallest keyboard known to man

olive sable
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the bills cant be that high EvilCry
use a library pc

stark needle
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i love shitposting

worthy niche
stark needle
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holy

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you're

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literally

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The Man!!!!!!

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The Man himself NOWAYING

worthy niche
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omg

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im

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really bad at improv nvm

olive sable
olive sable
abstract kindle
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hold it up like a burrito

rigid snow
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grr

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oh okay thanks

glossy tendon
sick owl
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Its 31 degrees centigrade at nearly 8pm

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I am about to crash out

sick owl
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Christ

rigid snow
olive sable
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had to do some weird stuff to fix it

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basically had to disable steam xbox controller handeling and then re-enable it for every wii mote i connected

rigid snow
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steam isn't even launched

olive sable
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even with steam not launched im pretty sure it still uses steam for controller stuff

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i get the litle pop-ups

rigid snow
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no i mean it's not running

olive sable
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idk

olive sable
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what flag is that?

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its not germany or belgium

maiden geyser
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Colombia automodded a country award

olive sable
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thats supposed to be blue?

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they need to up their blue dye game damn

sage crag
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hi

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any job interviewees

olive sable
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hi

sage crag
tender river
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what is the job

olive sable
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Do i get paid?

stark needle
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i'm here to destroy all bunnies and foxes

rigid snow
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job mug

sage crag
olive sable
sage crag
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$0/h

olive sable
olive sable
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Could i not get paid instead?

sage crag
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ye

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$0/h or no pay

rigid snow
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wow so generous sam

sage crag
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pick one

olive sable
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It comes out better for tax reasons

high brook
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I may have gone a bit crazy

sage crag
stark needle
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wrrrrr

sage crag
rigid snow
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what is the job

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tell neuroBrick

sage crag
rigid snow
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aaaaaaa

olive sable
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Job is to install better memory into koniifer

rigid snow
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now it's my turn to put chip

sage crag
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nonono

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no chip for lop

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chipless

olive sable
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Lop got chipped

sage crag
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sam is chipped

olive sable
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Who owns me then?

warped narwhal
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So my clock reads 8:30pm right.

So please tell me why it is still 28°C outside in the UK?

sage crag
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chipped

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or like a window

olive sable
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Oh

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Ye but we knew that already

minor trout
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i came back hours later and it's still the same people talking

velvet crestBOT
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You have unlocked new role

olive sable
rigid snow
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neurobonk chip

sage crag
rigid snow
sage crag
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nochip

olive sable
rigid snow
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chipped

minor trout
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chip?

sage crag
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ye

rigid snow
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potato

olive sable
minor trout
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yum

sage crag
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ugly potato

olive sable
minor trout
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yucky potato

rigid snow
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silicon potato

minor trout
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s potato

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one for starch

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other for silicon

tender river
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deep fried microchips

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deep fried ram sticks

minor trout
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i'm actually more used to british english so i'm saying crisps now

tender river
minor trout
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wait was that british?

tender river
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chips is also a thing in british english but
its a different thing nub

rigid snow
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fries is chips

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chips is crisps

minor trout
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so it is kinda confusing

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oh yea my friends there said it was over 30 today

olive sable
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True

minor trout
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and they get mad at me for saying soccer instead of football

olive sable
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It went up to 32 here

minor trout
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I wonder where

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only 21 here

opaque sigil
olive sable
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Cool in terms of ac

maiden geyser
olive sable
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Dave new pfp?

rigid snow
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schizo?

opaque sigil
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man's having a heat stroke

olive sable
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I swear its new, but like new since January or so

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It changed between now and January

maiden geyser
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schizo

rigid snow
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it's the same as it was a year ago

olive sable
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Hmmm

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january 2025 mhm

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But ye im just seeing things i guess

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Oh, its due to hdr newliv

rigid snow
cosmic sphinx
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now we can write slopcode.. but for Android!

olive sable
opaque sigil
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anything over android studio

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i'll take it

fast pagoda
glass flower
true zodiac
dry cove
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or just completely made up

glass flower
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it has to be.. or they are counting people multiple times. like 1 person creating 100 apps or something like that

split steppe
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because the only practical place you get the apps from is the play store, and it's full of actual sewage they intentionally make hard to dig through

olive sable
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newliv let me in

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its not doing the SSH

glass flower
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buh what is a VS Code Server

olive sable
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i have no clue

glass flower
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tink is is the remote thingy that automatically installs if you connect to a VPS using vscode?

split steppe
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most remote coding functionality works by installing a server on the other end and talking through that, because raw ssh is dog slow

olive sable
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there is no VPS

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the server is right next to me

glass flower
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well still ssh

split steppe
olive sable
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ye

split steppe
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if you have a fancy os on the other end it'll probably be a bit weird also

olive sable
#

nixos

split steppe
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hope you havent messed with default lfs layout :V

glass flower
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well... that might be it tink

split steppe
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the server is supposed to be statically linked afaik, but you never know, it could have some dependencies it chokes on

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i'm moving away from remote ssh dev myself, i never really like how it works. i'll just use git

olive sable
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it really just doesn't want to install that server thingy

split steppe
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also do you have selinux on the other end

glass flower
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any logs? tink

split steppe
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selinux won't like it

trim valve
olive sable
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nope

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im more off a fuck around kind of guy

split steppe
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time to read

trim valve
olive sable
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ive done this before on the pi the exact same way and for that it worked fine

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that was debian tho

split steppe
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i dont see nixos here

glass flower
trim valve
split steppe
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they aint supporting ya

olive sable
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hmmm

trim valve
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debian is supposed to work

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you need to do some trickery on nixos

glass flower
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cimpBuhh why would they need to support every distro

olive sable
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hmmm

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i kinda jsut want to open the remote file in vscode

split steppe
olive sable
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cuz ssh int he terminal kinda sucks for code editing

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i dont like nano

split steppe
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vi is baked into everything

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its not vim but still

rough bloom
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have you heard of our lord and savior Vim

olive sable
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ive heard of it

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but never used it

split steppe
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but imo you should just use git, work locally annd then push to your server

olive sable
rough bloom
split steppe
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git out of the box supports plain ssh transport for simple sync

olive sable
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i kinda like vscode tho. vim seems to be for very opinionated people

rough bloom
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but also if the VS Code server thing doesn't work you can probably do one of:

  • just edit it locally and then rsync it back up
  • mount with sshfs
split steppe
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sshfs doesn't work well at all, i've tried

rough bloom
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that way you bypass the whole VS Code remote thing and don't need the server neuroBlankies

rough bloom
split steppe
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sshfs is horrendously slow with modern IDEs, because the LSPs run hundreds of check across all your files every time you type

rough bloom
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but ye there's a reason it's listed second

split steppe
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the larger your codebase the worse it is

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just git man

olive sable
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i feel like there is a proper solution,a nd a solution that fits my kind of autism better

rough bloom
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the proper solution is for VS Code to fix their remoting stuff

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the next best solution is for you to fix it neuroPogHD

olive sable
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i might jsut want to do a programs.nix-ld.enable = true;

opaque sigil
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just use the fhs build

olive sable
opaque sigil
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remote ssh works perfectly for me

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pkgs.vscode-fhs

olive sable
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how do i use the fhs build ont he server?

opaque sigil
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you don't, you use it on the client

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if it doesn't download the remote server you have a bigger problem that's most likely unrelated enub

stark needle
olive sable
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ima lready using vscode.fhs it seems

trim valve
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alternatively ssh into a Debian container with your home dir mounted enub

opaque sigil
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yeah you have a bigger problem then

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have fun

trim valve
olive sable
#

no

opaque sigil
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you shouldn't have to install anything on the server

olive sable
#

the server has normal one newliv
might cause conflict

opaque sigil
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oh wait

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the server is nixos iright

olive sable
#

yes

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both are nixos

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everything i care about is nixos

opaque sigil
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yeah you need nix-ld or something then

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or i guess install the vscode-server separately FOCUS

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but that sounds like even more of a pain

trim valve
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oh apparently you can also solve this by installing the extension declaratively instead of using the fhs build

rough bloom
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yee

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was about to say

opaque sigil
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probably but non-fhs vscode is even more of a pain

rough bloom
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I remember there being a patch applied to the NixOS VS Code, that's probably the one

rough bloom
opaque sigil
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i guess it heavily depends on how many/what extensions you need

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since nixpkgs is severely lacking in them unless you use the separate flake for it

trim valve
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non fhs vscode has worked alright for me though it's a bit slow

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gotta switch my system to flakes soon

rough bloom
rough bloom
olive sable
#

the server isnt on flake yet either

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cuz im too lazy

opaque sigil
#

one really annoying thing about the fhs one tbf is how the shell by default is launched inside the fhs environment FOCUS

systemd-run my beloved

#!/usr/bin/env bash

SYSTEMD_RUN=(systemd-run --user --pty --quiet --same-dir --wait --service-type=exec --collect)

if [ "$1" = "-c" ]; then
    shift
    cmd="$*"
    exec "${SYSTEMD_RUN[@]}" zsh -c "eval \"\$(direnv export zsh 2>/dev/null)\"; $cmd"
else
    exec "${SYSTEMD_RUN[@]}" zsh -c "eval \"\$(direnv export zsh 2>/dev/null)\"; exec zsh"
fi
rough bloom
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anyway imo if it's some random file you need to edit just use Vim or Nano or some other editor that can run on the server colonthree
if it's something you regularly edit then just edit locally and rsync it

olive sable
#

oh no

split steppe
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uh oh

opaque sigil
#

i should probably look into why nano on one of the compute servers i need segfaults every time i try to launch

olive sable
#
/build/NVIDIA-Linux-x86_64-580.142/kernel/nvidia.o: warning: objtool: _nv014300rm+0x5d: 'naked' return found in MITIGATION_RETHUNK build

welpsagiri
i shoudl have used flakes

opaque sigil
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but oh well, micro exists neuroHypers

stark needle
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niuh

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sam

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switch to ubuntu

split steppe
olive sable
stark needle
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why do most winners use ubuntu like successful ai researchers but no one uses nixos

olive sable
#

ubuntu is like the vanilla ice cream of linux

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its fine, the thing a lot of people start with

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but its bland

stark needle
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use