programming

[sage crag]

molte

[thorny marsh]

you eat lava?

smhhhh

[sage crag]

no

dent

[jagged turtle]

did you consume magma

[true hemlock]

i think i should really rebuild this on a soldering pcb

[sage crag]

ate cpu

[opaque wharf]

I can only watch as my 3 y/o niece mix and match my cable termination

[jagged turtle]

[sage crag]

deank 8 day expeiremd mil

eww

swap_remove

fresh mil

extreme science

i tardigrade

impressive

[opaque wharf]

Oh no, she found the hidden stash

Behold, her masterpiece

[sage crag]

eat

[opaque wharf]

Naah I'm good

[sage crag]

toucan play at that game

two player rage game where both players are toucans and the goal is to move things with beak

cooperatively

i genius

[opaque wharf]

[real sierra]

programmers

[thorny marsh]

hi shiro

[rough bloom]

shir

blur

[jagged turtle]

sayHi("Shiro~")

[vague sonnet]

not many of those

also happy birthday

[frozen igloo]

[opaque wharf]

"Science"

[trim valve]

accidentally set my pinecil to 450c

[opaque wharf]

Having a pinecil is a privilege already

I am still using lowly goot

[trim valve]

yeah but the poor tip 😭

[opaque wharf]

Naah, it'll be fine. If its carbonized just scrub it and re tin it

[olive sable]

Goodmorning

[opaque wharf]

Naah, it's night

[haughty basin]

something something year 3026, May 6th

[opaque wharf]

3026

How's GPU price in the future?

[tropic spindle]

knows best

[haughty basin]

GPU doesn't exist as a concept anymore, it's quantum string manipulation to achieve outcomes directly

just edit reality directly, no third-party broker required

[opaque wharf]

That sucks

Can't have escapism anymore

[haughty basin]

wrong

[olive sable]

Nah its 2pm and i missed all my classes

[opaque wharf]

That's not good lol

[haughty basin]

you just edit reality to make it an "escapism reality" 🤷

can clone existing one and branch out... experiment, whatever

git still stays in 3026, confirmed
but doesn't work on filesystem anymore as substrate
works on top of quantum string theory

[opaque wharf]

Don't make a habit out of that. It's hard because in uni you have to be responsible for yourself

[olive sable]

I procrastinated my work which took a while, and then i did my work which also took some time, and then i slept 11 hours

[opaque wharf]

At least there's a good news

[opaque wharf]

Yeah, you should find a study group if you can so you'll have some motivation to do the work

[olive sable]

The work is in unity

So im not doing that stuff on my laptop as it takes 10 min to load there

I also would def just sleep through study groups

[opaque wharf]

If your lecturer is not the kind that cares, then sleeping in class is preferred

I used to do that when I'm on the robotic teams

[olive sable]

If im in class i put the effort in to stay awake

But getting there is the biggest hurdle

[opaque wharf]

You can always asks for material to your friends after

I think it helps that my uni is not as free as others. Our class is always together for every lecture, we even have group chat

[olive sable]

The vtubers in my yt shorts saying "you've been working too hard" no mam i didnt do shit 😭

[sick owl]

https://www.cyera.com/research/bleeding-llama-critical-unauthenticated-memory-leak-in-ollama

Another great reason to use llama.cpp instead

[tropic spindle]

Isn't ollama literally just a frontend for llama.cpp

[sick owl]

No, its a weird Go based hybrid these days

[tropic spindle]

At least it's not Rust

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-kitten-alone-sleep-tucked-in-gif-14814077

[vague sonnet]

or just not coming if presence is optional

[opaque wharf]

True, but sadly it is not always the case

[trim valve]

diode obliterated

[sage crag]

[glass jetty]

what

[vague sonnet]

my uni is pretty chill so I'm minimising the time I waste there
I don't think I learnt anything useful there this semester lol

[fickle rain]

Why would it need extended thinking if it cannot make mistakes

[flint dome]

YIHUA FOR LIFE 💪💪💪💪💪💪I WILL DRAG THAT POOR THING UNTIL IT TURNS COAL BLACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[opaque wharf]

Lmao, I got too tired to replace them every so often so I got at least a good brand

Like, the actual shroud itself is carbonized for me

[flint dome]

I dont even replace them anymore I just keep sanding the old tip until there is not tip

then I put on a new tip

the vicious cycle then continues

[opaque wharf]

I wish it was just the tip lol

[flint dome]

I've got like 3 of those by now and its turned into a blunt rotation with those

[opaque wharf]

I really want to make a portable solder using one of those digital solder tips, but don't have the time yet

[flint dome]

I did end up buying a new one with some temp control knob

it has some decent tips atleast

[opaque wharf]

I know exactly the model that you're talking lol

But yeah, they are cheap and the tips are also cheap

[flint dome]

I may buy a decent one when I need it, but not now..... the steam summer sale calls to my wallet like a siren calls to the sailors on a foggy night

[flint dome]

atleast they're something compared to the 1.5 usd one i used to buy earlier

[opaque wharf]

Same. After I've finished my rnd I am now crimping stuff more often than I need to solder stuff

[flint dome]

for me its just more splice wires together and throw on electrical tape because who the hell cares about soldering

its just a jumper

[opaque wharf]

Yeah, can't really do that for panel stuff lol

[flint dome]

car

[fast pagoda]

NOT THE CAR

[sick owl]

Oh lets fucking go

Should be able to move up from E2B to E4B on my phone with this

[opaque wharf]

See? Somehow google and deepseek are always making actual improvement instead of bigger model

[fast pagoda]

actually wonder if this is in aicore yet

surely this is what's needed for cosmo to start working on device again

[flint dome]

google i trust because they have a really old team hammering away at it since more than a decade

deepseek is deepseek

they got that chinese vc funding

[opaque wharf]

I mean, compare that to OpenAI (not open)

[flint dome]

there was kimi too but alibaba killed it off

[fast pagoda]

wa

[flint dome]

atp they're just farming money lol

[opaque wharf]

Btw, where is the alibaba founder now?

Who was his name again?

[fast pagoda]

kimi (moonshot) is around still

qwen was who got le gutted

[opaque wharf]

Jack ma?

[flint dome]

oh yeah I got confused

my fault gang

qwen was the one that got shot dead

[sick owl]

Yeah Qwen 3.6 is great on benchmarks but kinda ass compared to Gemma

I will say MTP wasn't Google's innovation though so lets not give credit where it is isn't due

Its been a thing for a while

[flint dome]

when lead engineer makes a run for the hills one day before launch then that says something

[fast pagoda]

speculative decode was google tho

and mtp is just an evolution of that

[sick owl]

True, MTP came out of Meta FAIR though

That's the team Meta gutted unfortunately

[fast pagoda]

i dunno what the tf meta is doing man

they kill FAIR and then turn around and form other groups that still put out real research randomly

[true hemlock]

i want openai to die

[olive sable]

[idle dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-same-cat-same-smuko-gif-2272701177654208646

Not because I hate ChatGPT

I just wanna see Sam Altman FAIL

[dull egret]

https://youtu.be/olOCpdEwoj4?

(SPOILER [but not really a spoiler that matters]: It's NOT what he was looking for, but it's damn cool, and worth watching)

[fast pagoda]

https://github.com/z-lab/dflash separate mtp looks like, the block diffusion i kinda hoped mtp was at first

[opaque wharf]

Sorted again

[tropic spindle]

I thought those were 💊

[fast pagoda]

looks at definitely organized screw tray

[fast pagoda]

most stable #baking chatter

[tropic spindle]

SCHIZO

[kind fable]

easy today

[tender river]

ye

[wispy pike]

ah yes geek lego

[opaque wharf]

I need to organize a lot of stuff again too

Like, dang this needs some cleaning

[olive sable]

Baxter

[flint dome]

dawg why you got an entire carton of mi goreng

[olive sable]

what is that?

[opaque sigil]

i remember buying instant noodles in cartons for a discount, good times

[opaque wharf]

Baxter is medicine used to wash your uhh liver IIRC

[olive sable]

uh

why do you have that?

[true hemlock]

who doesn't

[opaque wharf]

That's just the box man lmao

[opaque wharf]

It's just the box. I haven't properly label it

[opaque sigil]

alcoholism

[opaque wharf]

I just know their content based on their position

[flint dome]

no man i make my mi goreng on my own with my own noodle and own kecap manis mix

much better than indomaret stuff

cheaper too

[opaque wharf]

You just got the export version

Come and have a taste of true Indonesian version

[flint dome]

one day... one day... when i go there, i will

Another windows 10 iot failure my hate for it grows unchecked

[glass jetty]

what ai did for me

i want to use opus to structure what i know so hard

i currently structured in text, and i bet if i will try to implement it i will blow up somewhere

i would like to use opus to check my understandings

before writing code

i bet if i will try any other llm they will make it worse, by exp

but there currently no free opus available

i need ai so rarely but that is where i really need it

gah
anyway
i will try to write it as is and will see

rust async system full of constraints

omg this text so big it want to send as file

[sage crag]

mug

[tender river]

[glass jetty]

leaf as actual leaf on tree
cuz it is future tree

[tender river]

]

[thorny marsh]

nur

[glass jetty]

why such reaction?

[flint dome]

:mug:

[glass jetty]

omg what is mug reaction, is this name for this emoji?
why it :mug: ; as i understand means not looks nice in first place

whats wrong with leaf name

i seen it multiple times

[flint dome]

@sage crag I feel you'd be better suited to explain the mug lore

[sage crag]

mug

[glass jetty]

[stark needle]

Why has programming turned into neurotic neurons

[sage crag]

:mug:]

^

originate

[true hemlock]

based

[glass jetty]

idk man

[true hemlock]

i liked the royco kaldu ayam

[sage crag]

original mug

mug evolve

[true hemlock]

used it to make noodle soup

[sage crag]

now mug guild tag

i dont know where mug base of operations is

rogue ai

https://tenor.com/view/cosmic-princess-kaguya-cosmic-princess-kaguya-yachiyo-gif-16298893631163188485

[stark needle]

What is mug now

New trend

[sage crag]

it emoji that

exist by mistake

[true hemlock]

why is task manager not as descriptive as nvidia-smi

or is it because vm kinda jank at reading pcie device name

[trim valve]

what kind of less descriptive

[true hemlock]

woulda expect at least like "NVL" or "SXM" after

[tender river]

upload by me ye

[sage crag]

✅

not name by you though

[true hemlock]

chayleaf isn't recognizable anymore

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/yachiyo-cosmiczc-cosmic-princess-kaguya-thinking-lunami-yachiyo-gif-2803855521302856332

[true hemlock]

damn

[sage crag]

recognise by nature

[sage crag]

you

recognisable

[true hemlock]

fuck toast

[sage crag]

[flint dome]

i can ask others if you want though we're slightly unhinged people

[glass jetty]

gah nvm

anyway good evening chat
bye bye

[tender river]

mean
my name is just fine

[tender river]

just89 people mhm

[flint dome]

yes yes the nutcase exactly

[nocturne olive]

Because Windows

[flint dome]

@sage crag do you want mug tag or are you good

[olive sable]

[stark needle]

Since when does h100 stay so cool 😭

Owait it's idle

Still 35 is crazy

[sage crag]

guild tag boring

me free like the wind

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1327142377139343430/1486773213190029444/doc_2026-03-25_19-13-27.gif

[flint dome]

fair

[olive sable]

i need guild tag

for

🔺

[sage crag]

aspect ratio

[fast pagoda]

Lmfao I don't know why it did that but it somehow improved it

[olive sable]

it fucked up the uvs somehow

[honest scaffold]

[true hemlock]

winter rn

[flint dome]

yo nutcase waddup

[true hemlock]

i could push power states and get it down to 22C but ehhhh

[flint dome]

if you are here in programming post programming stuff before you leave

196

[tender river]

[honest scaffold]

programming NOT real

[tender river]

i personally have never seen a program in my life

[olive sable]

what is xiao?

[flint dome]

why do you think I asked

so that i can larp better

[flint dome]

nuh uh get to it

or youre going to get the same fate as spud did

[sage crag]

it mean

little

[olive sable]

what is xin?

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/yachiyo-cosmiczc-cosmic-princess-kaguya-thinking-lunami-yachiyo-gif-2803855521302856332

i dont know

[olive sable]

[flint dome]

i think it meant the heart

as in the heart within you not the biological heart

[honest scaffold]

damn most of programming is still banana

[tender river]

can be "new" also

[olive sable]

lenovo litle-idk pad pro 2023

[opaque sigil]

2026 isn't over yet

[honest scaffold]

they added purple i couldnt resist

[flint dome]

so xiao xin would be devotion ig?

[opaque sigil]

[olive sable]

xiaoxin

xiaoxin pad pro 12.7" (2023)

with precision pen 3 and magnetic keyboard

[flint dome]

the filial piety laptop

final boss of all laptops

[tender river]

no

it just mean

small new

[olive sable]

so they named the tablet "small new"

[tender river]

chinese is very lore heavy

it could be a reference to something or a homophone

or, just "small new", ye

[fickle rain]

https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20060927-07/?p=29563

[olive sable]

google says small new ye, targeted at young professionals and students

[flint dome]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[maiden geyser]

dos uno

[kind nimbus]

Purple gang rise up

[honest scaffold]

you are pink

[kind nimbus]

Wait I'm not purple since when is there purple

[honest scaffold]

since a bit ago

[kind nimbus]

:0

[honest scaffold]

like a month or smth

exactly a month im so good at this

[kind nimbus]

Check again

[honest scaffold]

[kind nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071784467036913664/1500781848752554054/yesyesyesyesyes.gif

[opaque wharf]

I love the sound of click clack in the middle of the night

[maiden geyser]

TENS OF COLORS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything other than EMBED PERMS ORANGE

[thorny marsh]

SMH but is blu an blu is cool

[flint dome]

why does your relay run a 2 bit johnson counter in the middle

[opaque wharf]

That's me controlling it via the gui

[flint dome]

ah ogey can I ask why youre building it for

[opaque wharf]

Automation stuff. Anything that needs electricity can be connected to the panel

[fiery anchor]

ah yes, the pleasure of a dev making a led go bright and a relay go brrr

[opaque wharf]

If something needs finer control, I also have a board with analog output 0-10V

Basically kinda like PLC

[flint dome]

hmm home automation from self?

[flint dome]

it does count as one ig

[opaque wharf]

Ye, also I'll need a lot more space. I still need the power monitor stuff and this is only 8/16 output with 0/16 input

[opaque wharf]

It's not

[nocturne olive]

The thingy is doing the thingy

[amber fractal]

orange is useless compared to white which users get on join

[flint dome]

its not but technically if you were to go by semantics you could argue its a baby plc in the making

[opaque wharf]

True, yes

[flint dome]

must feed the child more relays

[opaque wharf]

And looks like one of the relays needs 24V

[rigid snow]

banan

gone

[opaque wharf]

Yeah, one of the crazy board got 256 input AND output

[flint dome]

blame kirchoff or vedal and call it a day

[opaque wharf]

So 512 GPIO in total

[olive sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1327142377139343430/1486773213190029444/doc_2026-03-25_19-13-27.gif

[flint dome]

mate are you building a relay board or a primitive relay computer atp

[opaque wharf]

I just love hearing relay click clacking

[flint dome]

not in the summer i dont

the children demand constant tabletop fan over them

[cosmic sphinx]

well that's exciting
anthropic finally gonna ease up on the ridiculous rate limits

[fiery anchor]

kinda good, kinda concerning

[vague sonnet]

always a W to see musk waste money

may he burn it all

[cosmic sphinx]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01K20N2EPB01R2KJMX2Q23VHGD/2x.avif

trust me, those people wouldn't be billionaires/trillionaires if they didn't know how to manage their money

if he sees that it doesnt profit him anymore and that he'll run out of money eventually, he'll just stop it. but if he keeps doing it, it's an obvious sign that he's generating enough revenue from it or from something else

[sage crag]

wrr

[opaque sigil]

keep in mind that's for the 5hr window only

[opaque wharf]

Well, whoever manage those inference farm would need to use them 100% (alright not really 100% but you get the point, has a leeway yadda yadda) too because otherwise they are losing money by powering idle machine

[olive sable]

the linux unity editor sucks

i have to constantly do ctrl+r to reload the scripts so it actually aplies changes

before anyone says godot

no

[cosmic sphinx]

unity

[olive sable]

this is for school

[cosmic sphinx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1458207023165607980/IMG_1187.gif

[nocturne olive]

[olive sable]

[nocturne olive]

School not using actually good engines

[olive sable]

the fools at GD have to use unreal

[opaque wharf]

Wait, are you not at GameDev degree?

[nocturne olive]

I got the thingies to do the things

[olive sable]

i am

but there are multiple majors

if i say the actual names of the majors id be doxxing my school

[opaque wharf]

Well, if I say game dev degree, there's only 1 in Indonesia anyway

[olive sable]

[opaque wharf]

Superbox finally pull the trigger to buy the game

[nocturne olive]

I had the game for like a week now just only now got to playing it

[true hemlock]

idk how's my progress in screeps i need to redesign the flow model/pipeline and recode the whole thing

[true hemlock]

only claude code bruh

the one that i don't even wanna use

nor is useful

i just like claude just to mess around a bit with chatting with it

[mighty thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-tont-stark-jarvis-squirrel-gif-3250516855489368721

[mighty thorn]

Idc about Claude code just increase general usage ffs

Literally the lowest, by far, of all the big 4

Claude is best for writing scripts based on an existing base, ChatGPT is best for bug fixes and general patching, Gemini is best for research and standard “normie” QnA, Grok is best for {REDACTED}

It’s that simple

[rigid snow]

meow

[olive sable]

discord ui margins ar ebut a mere suggestion apparently

[obsidian mantle]

why does nvidia gpu detects as microphone in discord

does my gpu have a mic they spying?

[nocturne olive]

HDMI outputs

[obsidian mantle]

[nocturne olive]

Displays can sometimes feature a 3.5mm jack

[obsidian mantle]

ohh

[tropic spindle]

:buh:

Since when

[nocturne olive]

Mine has one

[tropic spindle]

[nocturne olive]

They can also have USB ports

[obsidian mantle]

and hdmi just has it by default just in case

doesnt mean the mic is there

[olive sable]

since like 1980 i think

i think its mostly for audio out, i doubt mic in works for every one of them

[olive sable]

thats ussualy jsut a hub you connect with usb-b to your pc

i think the audio actually goes through hdmi or DP in most cases

[tropic spindle]

I thought DP supposedly didn't have audio support

[nocturne olive]

The Screeps client leaks memory

[olive sable]

i think DP supports the full 32 or so audio lanes

[opaque wharf]

Huh? How?

[nocturne olive]

I don't know but it keeps increasing

[olive sable]

he blames everythng on firefox and screeps and all his apps, when nobody else has these issues

so the obvious conclussion is its his OS

linux mint

[nocturne olive]

[olive sable]

actually

screeps just runs in a browser in the back-end

[nocturne olive]

[olive sable]

so its just your weird firefox

stop abusing youir firefox

[nocturne olive]

It's not using a Firefox backend though

[olive sable]

it is

screeps

runs in browser

the steam app screeps is jsut a browser in disguise

[nocturne olive]

Not Firefox

[olive sable]

wait

i think its a web wrapper on chromium

not firefox

NW.js

your memory leak issues seem to not be part of chromium or firefox exclusively

so i still have to conclude you fucked up your linux

[nocturne olive]

But what could even cause it? It was a thing on Windows too

[olive sable]

then idk

i guess update your bios or something

[opaque wharf]

This is crazy but what language did you set your installation to?

[nocturne olive]

How would the BIOS have any effect on userspace memory usage?

[nocturne olive]

[opaque wharf]

Like what language did you set your OS to?

[nocturne olive]

English?

[olive sable]

idfk, but obviously something is wrong

[opaque wharf]

Hmmm

I was considering l10n issue but seems not it

[olive sable]

seems to be 32 channels at 24-bit 1536KHz

which is quite a lot

[nocturne olive]

1536kHz

[olive sable]

you'd need a really crazy setup for that many audio channels to be saturated

[maiden geyser]

makes more sense like this

[nocturne olive]

How is literally anyone gonna hear 1536kHz

[olive sable]

i think its more about accuracy

cuz its in digital format

[nocturne olive]

The sampling rate is literally just how many samples per second which directly relates to the highest possible frequency, past around 48kHz there basically won't be any audible difference

[opaque wharf]

Due to nyquist shannon theorem, that is absolutely not true

You can perfectly reconstruct a signal with the sampling method

[olive sable]

idfk who that is

but google says its to prevent aliasing

[opaque wharf]

Yes, to prevent signals from being not reconstruct able

There's a reason why 44 something KHz is frequently used

Think of it this way

You have the highest targeted signal set (the human hearing range for example)

And you know that the signal would be a sine wave

[olive sable]

ye i know how it works roughly, if your sampling rate is half of the frequency you'll miss half of the peaks

[opaque wharf]

Correct

Not even half frequency

There is a chance that you'll sample at precisely the 0 crossing point

At twice the frequency

[olive sable]

17.5.10 Dolby atoms
that's crazy.
no person in existence needs more than 7.3.4

[opaque wharf]

So your sampled data would look like a flat line

[olive sable]

8.4.5 if you're feeling fancy and want a center rear and a voice of god speaker, and a sub per corner.

[velvet vale]

sometimes the display is the 3.5 aux

[olive sable]

that wouldnt explain the mic input tho

[stark needle]

My favorite song 😍 😍 🥰 https://youtu.be/f9GNkj-HZDM

[olive sable]

i cant believe you've done this

[stark needle]

Every nation should change this to their national hymn

[olive sable]

honestly i dont think anybody here knows our national anthem anyways. the prime minister sang the french one when asked.

[stark needle]

To express our gratitude to nvidia for their latest Nvidia Vera Rubin™ Platform, truly the chip for long context agentic ai that we needed

[stark needle]

Bro no one knows the swiss one either lmao

[kind nimbus]

I think i have more caffeine than blood now in my bloodstream

May be concerning

[olive sable]

https://web.archive.org/web/20041019013310if_/http://www.navyband.navy.mil/anthems/ANTHEMS/Belgium.mp3

welp, no embed

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

i just vaguely remember the first 10 seconds from memes

[opaque wharf]

That is wild lmao

[kind nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-embed-fail-gif-18136466908038157426

[opaque wharf]

To be fair, France national athem is rad

[olive sable]

its kinda mid ngl

[opaque wharf]

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions
Let's march, let's march!

If that ain't cool, idk what is

[kind nimbus]

There is nothing like the good old German marching song Erika from WW2 lmao

[opaque sigil]

the russian national anthem is probably my favourite
out of the ones i actually remember

[olive sable]

compared to that, ours' is terrible

[opaque wharf]

I always forgot that they just changed the lyrics basically

[flint dome]

yeah the soviets also had phenomenal propaganda

[olive sable]

[opaque sigil]

[opaque wharf]

My favorite folk song is kalinka

As the beat gets faster and faster

From German, nothing beats the classic Erika

[flint dome]

"Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose, but our chains!"

Now tell me that doesn't go hard, even if you disagree with the philosophy and overall governance

[opaque wharf]

Speaking of which
https://www.theregister.com/security/2026/05/04/kids-can-bypass-some-age-checks-with-a-drawn-on-mustache/5224601

[opaque wharf]

@olive sable you should try this

[olive sable]

i kinda dont need to

im 18

[opaque wharf]

Dang, 1 year too late to mess with the law

[olive sable]

belgium doesnt have these age checks anyways

thats a british thing

[maiden geyser]

what if ai doesn't think so

[olive sable]

then it can go fuck itself, i have other methods

detroit become human has raytracing you know

[opaque wharf]

Does that involve mustache?

[olive sable]

no

it involves hank

[opaque wharf]

I think inzoi is better

[olive sable]

InZOI is an upcoming life simulation game developed by inZOI Studio and published by Krafton. The game was released in early access for Windows on 28 March 2025

[opaque wharf]

Yep, that game

You can control your zoi (the sims) with a webcam

[flint dome]

Battotai was also pretty rad

[opaque wharf]

Like you can make it follow your facial expression

[opaque sigil]

can't wait for ai to learn my current face over time and when i inevitably have to shave the beard off things start complaining

[olive sable]

im gonna make agi to do my faceid

[opaque wharf]

Y'know what chay said about pfp. Yeah, I never imagined you have a beard

[olive sable]

face scan gonna get real confused when it realises i infact dont look like my pfp

[opaque sigil]

sorry to shatter your world view, i am in fact not the embodiment of war

[opaque wharf]

Just give them this as usual

[olive sable]

stop posting that

one day im gonna go to indonesia and nuke your pc

[opaque sigil]

idk what it is about the "i graduated!" but that sounds so funny

[olive sable]

thats from when i graduated, and computable seems to not be able to let it go

[opaque wharf]

Tormenting Sam with his cringe picture is fun

[olive sable]

its not even that bad

[opaque sigil]

they didn't give me a cool hat for my highschool graduation

[opaque wharf]

I know it is not that bad lol, I just find it funny to have the ai generated face slapped on top without context

[stark needle]

y'all graduated high school? lmfao

[olive sable]

shadow stop flexing your lack of education

[opaque sigil]

fuck it's been 7 years

ugh

[olive sable]

old

[opaque wharf]

Oldge

Even though we are peers

[opaque sigil]

surely i'll get a cool hat for my uni graduation

[opaque wharf]

You didn't get one for your undergrad?

[stark needle]

how is that a flex

[opaque sigil]

my official graduation consisted of me going to the faculty office and grabbing the 15 pages or however much it was

there's a ceremony at the end of the month though where i get to take my award

[olive sable]

its not

[stark needle]

yeah i'm stupid ass uneducated lmao

[opaque wharf]

Damn, I wish I could've done that tbh. Seems waaay simpler than the tradition here. Undergrad graduation is a H U G E event that could block roads

[flint dome]

my graduation was me going to collect the papers and accidentally breaking a toilet

[stark needle]

i'm just good enough in coding

nothing else

[opaque wharf]

Like, the graduating class is paraded on the street

[stark needle]

i'm not even good in computer science itself cause i fall apart on theory

[opaque sigil]

shadow pls refer me to daddy jensen so i can work in zurich and avoid taxes here

[stark needle]

bruh

wait toast in what country are u

[opaque sigil]

who knows

(i'm your neighbour)

[opaque wharf]

This is how undergrad ceremony is celebrated here usually
https://youtu.be/dj3eI_JeF9k

[stark needle]

french (?)

austria (?)

[opaque sigil]

ew no

[flint dome]

come to india we have a local nvidia branch here that'll be happy to take you in

Just be prepared to sweat buckets during the summer

[stark needle]

idk

italy?

[opaque sigil]

nuh uh

[stark needle]

germany?

[opaque sigil]

[stark needle]

damn

salary cant be that bad in germany

[opaque wharf]

Taxes

[stark needle]

are u entry level/mid level/senior

[opaque wharf]

From what Kurtzgesagt recent vid

[opaque sigil]

mid level i suppose

[opaque sigil]

it's kind of bad unless you work for big tech

[stark needle]

salary is ~60k euro afaik?

average

[opaque sigil]

give or take yeah, 70-80k is doable in munich but that's also a lot more expensive so

[flint dome]

dafuq

[opaque wharf]

Congrats

You managed to break google

[stark needle]

do u earn more/less than 80k euro

[opaque sigil]

i'm employed by the university

[flint dome]

I think searching fatass teto was a reason

https://tenor.com/view/fatass-teto-kasane-teto-sentada-teto-gif-17681029957442854492

[opaque sigil]

so no, i barely make any money atm

[stark needle]

wtf do i earn more than many people here?

[opaque wharf]

Also, I wonder how google foo.bar recruitment is now. I remember being selected during my uni days

[leaden crest]

is that actually what sam looks like

oh nvm im stupid

[opaque wharf]

Yes (headcanon(

[opaque wharf]

Yes

Very likely yes

[stark needle]

as reference

my salary is converted

~95-100k USD

[leaden crest]

[opaque wharf]

That's usually senior level

[stark needle]

bro i just joined 3 weeks ago

first actual job lmao

[nocturne olive]

[opaque sigil]

big salary doesn't do much when cost of living is pain tbf

[flint dome]

mf how you get six figure job fresh out of uni

[opaque wharf]

Ye, true

Cost of living is relatively low here

[flint dome]

havent heard of that in forever

[opaque wharf]

It's a cool easter egg

[stark needle]

i literally dont have uni

i dont even have high school

[flint dome]

how'd you get it anyways

[opaque sigil]

weren't you supposed to go to eth zurich or am i misremembering

[flint dome]

are you an eldritch entity

[stark needle]

fuck this shit im not staying broke

[opaque wharf]

It is chosen randomly when google are hiring

[stark needle]

for another 8 years

[opaque sigil]

understandable

[stark needle]

and im probably gonna be promoted to senior anyway soon

[flint dome]

didja not take it then

[opaque wharf]

See, the meta is to actually get your job to pay for your education

[opaque wharf]

I take it. It was a series of programming challenge that you need to solve against a test

[stark needle]

Education is 700 bucks per semester here

[opaque wharf]

However, being young, naive and stupid I was, I choose my gf at that time (now ex, and she is married now)

[leaden crest]

I just realized my salary is worse than the average janitor’s

[opaque sigil]

i think i paid 350€ for this semester

been going up slowly

[stark needle]

Average non us moment

[opaque wharf]

That is NOT cheap here

[opaque sigil]

i'm only enrolled so i can stay employed

worth it

[flint dome]

I pay TWO THOUSAND EURO EACH SEMESTER THAT IS CHEAP

AND I GO TO A DOGSHIT UNIVERSITY

[opaque sigil]

my condolences

[flint dome]

a good university is even worse

[opaque wharf]

This is the same as my tuition. But national/public uni are capped at this max and the tuition are actually adjusted to your guardians financial conditions

[nocturne olive]

Free education here

[flint dome]

well the best university is free so

[stark needle]

Damn insane

[nocturne olive]

Finland buff

[stark needle]

The real cost is cost of living anyway tho

[flint dome]

(obviously, I didnt qualify for that)

[stark needle]

The company I'm at might be shit but it's good for getting seniority fast

They literally just added micromanagement this week where u need to report all time on jira tickets themselves and it needs to match at least 95% of the time entered in workday

[tropic spindle]

Best way to do that is to make everyone else quit

[flint dome]

upper management must be sleeping with th devil

[opaque wharf]

Naah, they are the devil itself

[stark needle]

Our boss said "it won't be used for performance evaluations"

[opaque wharf]

Tbf, KPI for something non tangible are always hard to measure objectively

Unlike sales and marketing for example

[flint dome]

way to make it obvious what an absolute genius

[opaque wharf]

Or customer service

[flint dome]

that would be altman

[opaque wharf]

That man is worse than the devil

[opaque sigil]

seeing all the 4o people under his tweets has been kinda fun

[opaque wharf]

KPI for marketing and sales is of course sales quota. CS is customer satisfaction. Workshop is item quality and quantity. But programming?

[stark needle]

#keep4o moment

[opaque sigil]

lines of code

[flint dome]

its just his shadow army dont mind the gremlins

[opaque wharf]

Time to whip out the baseball bat and kneecap the person that suggest this

[stark needle]

Just add unnecessary yaml configs everywhere

[flint dome]

nuh uh you need the femur breaker

[kind nimbus]

Dafuq

For me it was around 250€-350€ each semester

[opaque wharf]

Yeah precisely. It just incentivized bad code

[flint dome]

yeah I pay 250 too

250+2000

[opaque sigil]

i think the actual tuition fees are 100€ or so, most of the rest is for the public transport ticket + a little for keeping everything on the campus running

[opaque wharf]

.sch.id is a powerful domain

Getting stuff for free just for using that email lol

Oh wow

Google is indeed having an issue

And on that note, probably discord as well

Alright, place your bets on which provider mess up this time

[flint dome]

our government only funds a few government colleges and nobody else hence the private university charges where it becomes a for profit business

those who do get the funding.... have access to a pool with a size of couple hundred million usd

[opaque sigil]

and this is why you stick to ascii for your domain

[flint dome]

cant be aws it was them last time

[opaque sigil]

discord uses gcp for a lot of things iirc

[opaque wharf]

I wonder how much google outsource some of their compute requirement

If any at all

[opaque wharf]

Then my bet is on google

[opaque sigil]

maybe for bursts

[flint dome]

maybe cloudflare this time or google themselves

[opaque wharf]

I saw what you deleted

[opaque sigil]

wrong domain

[sick owl]

https://fixupx.com/claudeai/status/2052060691893227611

Claude (@claudeai)

We’ve agreed to a partnership with @SpaceX that will substantially increase our compute capacity.
︀︀
︀︀This, along with our other recent compute deals, means that we’ve been able to increase our usage limits for Claude Code and the Claude API.

**💬 3.3K 🔁 7.0K ❤️ 83.0K 👁️ 8.63M **

FixupX · May 6, 2026, 4:19 PM

Claude is now Grok 2

[opaque wharf]

But why is status cloudflare can't be accessed lol

[flint dome]

im pretty sure they have the most amount of money to even have an issue with that

[flint dome]

I can

Weird

[analog shore]

I made my ai vtuber take an interview on coinbase kekw

[opaque wharf]

No I meant by toast

[opaque sigil]

because that's a non-existent subdomain

[opaque wharf]

Ohh right

It is cloudflarestatus

[opaque sigil]

muscle memory

ye

not status.cloudflare.com

because frick you

[flint dome]

didnt cloudflare also say they had issue with .de domain resolution

[opaque wharf]

To be fair, they do dns as well

[sick owl]

In less grim news, new model trained on a 100% AMD cluster built with IBM

https://www.zyphra.com/post/zaya1-8b

[opaque sigil]

shockingly not their fault

[opaque wharf]

So it may be because they are afraid if they dns is messed up the status page is taken down as well

[opaque sigil]

i guess that's fair

[sick owl]

Performs suspiciously well on benchmarks though

[opaque wharf]

German be doing anything to stay in the paper age

[flint dome]

im genuinely amazed they manage to out paperwork us

[opaque sigil]

dnjktctrtbjjsncmtrwrnnrjwffrwkvk.pdf

[sick owl]

This is how they claim it can perform so well with so few parameters, I'll believe it when I've tested it

[opaque wharf]

RSA. Really Secure Algorithm

[sick owl]

[flint dome]

markov this markov that markovnikov when

[sick owl]

Markovbaj 2

[opaque sigil]

wait so it's a 8B moe with 0.7B active?

[nocturne olive]

[sick owl]

Correct

Very suspicious given the selective benchmarks but I can't say I'm not interested given it does have quite a novel architecture

[stark needle]

what

prob some stupid bs like also that subquadratic llm slop trending on twitter rn

[sick owl]

Tbh the more interesting part is just that someone trained a model on a 100% amd cluster

[olive sable]

[stark needle]

hi evilnya

[olive sable]

hi ShadOwO

[opaque wharf]

If chay owns a car, it should be notluaaa

[sick owl]

Independent MMLU Pro runs placed it here

[sick owl]

Which seems more in line with expectations

[stark needle]

mmlu pro is a slop benchmark anyway tbh

easily benchmaxxed/optimizable

[sick owl]

Agreed

But in this case I think it lands around where you'd expect it to so I don't think this lab is dodgy per se

Just selective about the results they show on their model card

[stark needle]

yea obv

they just optimized for something else

choose your benchmaxx

[olive sable]

i hate merging shit

especially the unity side stuff

[vague sonnet]

that's on you for having more than 1 branch

[olive sable]

i didnt have more than 1 branch

[vague sonnet]

why are there 2 lines

[olive sable]

there's this thing called multiple people

its when more than 1 person works on it

[vague sonnet]

as someone that pushes to a project worked on by a few thousand
I can't relate to your issue

[olive sable]

if you cant relate to needing to merge stuff then you're project worked on by a few thousand isnt very active

[opaque sigil]

clearly you should use jj

[vague sonnet]

more like it's managed well enough to merge thing smooth

[olive sable]

this is unity

its never gonne be easy to merge

cuz unity sucks

.unity file

[olive sable]

aren't big projects like that ussualy a lot of separate files anyways where only a handful of people work on one, meaning the thousands of people doesn't really matter?

and they do shit like merge queues iirc

[opaque sigil]

github merge queue

[kind nimbus]

Now replace god with Claude

Lmao

[nocturne olive]

How do I clean up old screep memory in Screeps KT

[olive sable]

delete it

in the memory tab

[leaden crest]

DROP kick screeps WHERE stinky=1

syntax is wrong somewhere but idk I make a google search every sql query

[nocturne olive]

Oh hey I figured it out

It looks kinda stupid but I didn't find a different way

[glass flower]

wait what are you doing?

do you want to delete old creeps?

[nocturne olive]

Cleaning up unused memory?

[glass flower]

so from dead creeps?

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

i'm doing something like this in ts

idk if there is a way to delete a entry

in kotlin

[nocturne olive]

But no delete keyword in Kotlin

[glass flower]

surely there is a way to delete it...

[nocturne olive]

Wait did they make a delete() function specifically for this?

I may be stupid

[glass flower]

i just looked at the discord channel for kotlin... someone said they had to do this to delete it

[nocturne olive]

What does it mean

[nocturne olive]

It compiles

Why are none of my creeps moving now

[glass flower]

ingame error?

check the console

[nocturne olive]

I am stupid

I accidentally reversed the function

[glass flower]

to those creeps

[nocturne olive]

I deleted the data of all the ones that were in the game rather than the data that wasn't used

[glass flower]

guess those creeps are dead now

[nocturne olive]

They were automatically assigned as harvesters

So guess now I have 6 harvesters

[glass flower]

you can also manually change the memory inside of the memory tab to change the memory

you just need to apply the memory changes. because you are basically changing a snapshot of the memory so you need to write it back

[nocturne olive]

I see what it did

[glass flower]

[nocturne olive]

The progressing continues
However slowly it does

[glass flower]

you got a good room

is this on shard3?

or a private server

[nocturne olive]

So I didn't pick stupidly

[nocturne olive]

How do I know?

[glass flower]

send me the link

[nocturne olive]

What link

[glass flower]

you use the app?

[nocturne olive]

?

[glass flower]

idk how to do it on the app...

[nocturne olive]

It says on the corner

[glass flower]

good shard choice

otherwise you would get completely destroyed on the other servers

[nocturne olive]

I just picked whatever it defaulted to when I pressed the "world" button because I have no clue how this works

[glass flower]

i just checked my old room...

[glass flower]

[nocturne olive]

So I didn't end up picking stupidly then

[glass flower]

i think that room is good in the sense that you can explore the early game and just get used to how things work...

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

but you will struggle to expand since you can only go south for the next 36 days

and that is 90% swamp

[nocturne olive]

I have no idea what the ground type effects

[olive sable]

this is my main file for reference

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

actually looking at the layout... it isn't too bad.. the controller is next to the sources...

[nocturne olive]

Mine is total nonsense because compiled

[kind nimbus]

' OR DROP TABLE andrewbotics -- -

[olive sable]

this room i spretty good ngl. would move the wall 1 down on the left side tho to give miner more space

[glass flower]

my main file is 16k lines of code

[glass flower]

eh. you only need 1 miner so its actually fine

[olive sable]

eh

[glass flower]

superbox is gonna need to learn to fight early

[olive sable]

you need only 1 if you can afford making one with 6 works

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

or you do 2, 3work

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

superbox's neighbour only has 1 direction to leave. and that is the one below... so they gonna need to fight for that swamp room

[olive sable]

what the fuck did you do?

thats fucked

[glass flower]

you both only have this direction to leave

[glass flower]

compiled typescript

[olive sable]

does that really fuck up the ofrmatting that badly?

[glass flower]

i just used the starter template. i didn't really change anything

i'm not even minifying the output

[nocturne olive]

[olive sable]

to build a second base ye

[glass flower]

looking at your neighbour a bit more. they seem to only have started too.. so i guess its a race to see who learns the game faster

[nocturne olive]

Should I build more upgrader thingies?

Also I saw that the person next door has some "roads", are they any good?

[glass flower]

roads are good

[nocturne olive]

How do they work?

[glass flower]

what is that extension do there...

[nocturne olive]

It just exists there

[glass flower]

i think they remove fatigue faster? and also remove any ground effects

[glass flower]

you are the one who build it there

[olive sable]

if a creep moves on swamp they get 10 x their weight or whatever as fatigue, same thing with ofroad but x2, roads have it at 1x even on swamp

[nocturne olive]

(well the code did)

[glass flower]

well... fix your code.. that is a terrible place. because you need to fill it everytime you spawn a creep

[nocturne olive]

How is it a terrible place, should I put them closer to the resource?

[glass flower]

its just very out of the way i think

so making routes take longer for no real reason.

[olive sable]

i think people place them close to the spawn, but its probably better to put it close to a source while leaving space for screeps to move

i placed mine at the spawn

[glass flower]

people place is close to spawn because you can then better defend it too

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

also i think you need to prioritise fixing your source assignment system first.. all your creeps are at the top instead of the one right next to spawn

[nocturne olive]

I could put them here probably to get them close to the resources

[olive sable]

placing close to spwan is nicer when you have a link

[nocturne olive]

I was wondering why that was happening

[olive sable]

at RC5

[glass flower]

you are also kinda blocking your own creeps because you have so many at a single source

or your code is just broken.. because your harvesters are full but are just staying there

[nocturne olive]

They're just staying there because all the places to drop energy are full

[glass flower]

well... in that case the other creeps can't do anything

so you softlocked your base

until your harvesters die

you could transfer the energy to the other creeps

like if they are full and there is no place. look for the nearest creep and give that energy to it

[nocturne olive]

That actually kinda makes sense

[glass flower]

i personally like to have dedicated creeps that only do one thing. so a miner. only mines things. than a hauler comes and picks it up and then actually stores and transfers the energy

a upgrader would never mine a source in my code for example

it would take energy from the spawn or a storage container

but all this is something you need to figure out yourself and how you want it to work

[nocturne olive]

Why is my thing erroring now

I got the harvesters out of the way

[glass flower]

[mighty thorn]

Neuro… brown hair???

[nocturne olive]

[mighty thorn]

Revisionist history

[olive sable]

[mighty thorn]

[nocturne olive]

My code is certainly gonna need a lot of adjusting over time as I figure out how to do things here

Hopefully I now at least have something that doesn't get stuck

I managed to generate roads

Or at least road build positions

[kind fable]

#hotTake AI is just an attempt at ultra compressed database

[mighty thorn]

Not even really a take

Unless you mean like

For actual storage

In which case your wrong both practical and conceptually

Since LLMs are very hard to precisely edit and store information very lossily

And also historically since all of the papers on the first transformers models and LLMs are about generative / classification tasks, not compression

[frozen igloo]

How do you phrase reinforcement learning and evolutionary algorithms in terms of databases?

[mighty thorn]

I have the assumption that someone with a take like this thinks AI=LLMs and everything else doesn’t exist

[frozen igloo]

Even then you can still use those on llms

[mighty thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/jcsoos-gif-21682697

[frozen igloo]

Well evolutionary algorithms on llms might be a bit um

[mighty thorn]

Nah that got scaled up to practicality recently

[frozen igloo]

Ooo

[mighty thorn]

Source: I tink I rember

[frozen igloo]

Yah I saw a YouTube thumbnail about that but i didn’t watch it

[mighty thorn]

@frozen igloo

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2509.24372
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2305.17333

[frozen igloo]

https://openreview.net/pdf?id=B8DVo9B1YE0
lol we both went looking for papers. This one is about something unrelated that I thought was cool but I don’t understand everything going on in it.

I don’t really know much in depth about llms and such

[sand timber]

Since papers are being shared here's one I ran into

https://research.google/blog/turboquant-redefining-ai-efficiency-with-extreme-compression/

Well, more like blog post but still

[mighty thorn]

That caused a tiny market crash… like a month ago

Dinopilled uncslop now

[fast pagoda]

turboquant was funny because it had some sort of weird disinfo campaign associated with it where a bunch of shitty influencer accounts were spamming about how it was going to crash ram prices

and a bunch of actual sites picked up on this as if it were a real thing that might happen

and then you'd have like your grandma walk up and be like did you hear the ram is saved

???

[mighty thorn]

Nah storage stocks dipped by like 5% but recovered by like end of day

It did happen but nothing crazy like people were saying

Source: I tink I rember

[nocturne olive]

Why is it not using the filter??

[glass flower]

kotlin syntax seems so weird sometimes...

[nocturne olive]

That's completely normal, it's just an inline object that implements an interface

But why filter no worky

[glass flower]

that function seems a bit odd tho.... is a lamba just defined by {}. in most other language you atleast need to do () => {} for it to be a callable function

[nocturne olive]

That's completely valid for defining an inline function block

The arguments are defined by the type of the callable

[glass flower]

also someone didn't turn off ignoring terrain during pathfinding

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

you want to build roads over the swamp. not around it

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

but the default pathfinding settings will path around swamp tiles if it doesn't cost too much

[nocturne olive]

The pathfinder is annoying it feels like it has RNG

[glass flower]

there is a special pathfinder class that is deterministic.

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

you don't have to use a position directly

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

its just a* under the hood

iirc

and you can define your custom cost matrix etc.

[nocturne olive]

I'll figure that out tomorrow

Right now I just want my filter to work so I can sleep

[glass flower]

no idea why they don't work...

[nocturne olive]

Then who would know

[glass flower]

good question... my filters all just work so.. no idea

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

does it maybe have something to do that you are using the wrong function?

you are using FindClosestByRange

but didn't define a range

[nocturne olive]

[glass flower]

so it isn't finding a structure

therefore not needing to filter

[nocturne olive]

findClosestByRange just finds the closest based on raw distance

It was used in the tower tutorial

[fast pagoda]

the disinfo campaign was the crowd saying it was going to crash completely
5% in this environment is noise

[glass flower]

[fast pagoda]

amd went up like 20% overnight yesterday

[nocturne olive]

Like this is literally just the tower tutorial translated into Kotlin

Why no worky

The filter function isn't even being called

[fast pagoda]

kotlin

[glass flower]

is any of that function being called?

[nocturne olive]

It returns the closests structure to the searcher (which is a road with full hits)

[glass flower]