programming

[fast pagoda]

shitting out 42

after 31209483120958430598721034985710983475019834750198347501983475019834750198340 tokens

it's real

[idle dune]

[fast pagoda]

ding 42

[idle dune]

Another one was an Agentic AI as a firewall which is uhhh.....

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-blackwall-gif-25998936

[fast pagoda]

blackwall is actually gonna be real

[idle dune]

I need to re-read the book man

[mighty thorn]

Because of ai boom mouthbreathers will now see this and go “I dOnT wAnT mY wEaThEr HaLlUCiNaTed”

[fast pagoda]

actually

[mighty thorn]

Instead of being happy that the tech is advancing

[olive sable]

mission succesful. Now i can go back to debugging the hyprland

[mighty thorn]

Not to mention that weather prediction is always a hallucination cause it’s a guessstimate at best

[fast pagoda]

meanwhile, weather forecasting being a human inference from ensembles, essentially a hallucination forever:

yep

[mighty thorn]

Exactly

[kind fable]

no way

lessgooo

[fast pagoda]

people already didnt know what the fuck forecasting was

"HUR RRHU PAID 2 BE RONG"

yeah bro the fucking atmosphere

is fucking

complex

[idle dune]

It already is hallucinations, kinda, it is funny. Because we we have the tools to he scientifically accurate but the days ahead predictions are never 100% accurate. Meteorologists just best guess the weather off data and sometimes get shit entirely wrong because of surprise cold snaps or sudden pressure drops.

[faint sandal]

holy shit my first blue screen on Linux

[kind fable]

also i see bpost logo
hope you didn't have to wait too much to receive stuff

[faint sandal]

[true hemlock]

techbros think you can see into the future

[opaque sigil]

where's the massive qr code

[true hemlock]

is fucking fucking

[fast pagoda]

the atmosphere is full of fuck

[idle dune]

Excuse me, Claude is my personal memtat.

[true hemlock]

something that can only be predicted statistically... tbh ai models shine in that field somewhat

[opaque sigil]

the model is cool but my god is scrolling on this webpage infuriating

[faint sandal]

[mighty thorn]

Holy shit are you buffpup alt

[faint sandal]

there really is a qr code option now

wtf

[opaque sigil]

[worthy niche]

i just discovered the javascript webgl api
wish me luck

[fast pagoda]

that's the

the the t

thjatt

that the

that they thing

[true hemlock]

they

the fucking

[velvet vale]

something something use nix

[fast pagoda]

wait a second azaka on linux

hold on

what happen

[idle dune]

Ive only had purple screen errors on linux

[worthy niche]

why are there 3 toasts

actually hold on a sec

[fast pagoda]

there shoudl be more

[idle dune]

Three slices of bread bro

[faint sandal]

I've been on arch for at least 6 years

[worthy niche]

hehehe

[worthy niche]

i am a disgusting windows user

my computer barely runs

[fast pagoda]

windows arch

[velvet vale]

i use all 3 because self hate is peak

[true hemlock]

nixos bro

[fast pagoda]

i just always think of your security stuff which is always windows

[opaque wharf]

Open it and show us the inside

[velvet vale]

this guy gets it

[idle dune]

Kubuntu

[mighty thorn]

I wonder if this cat is the most shared cat

[opaque wharf]

Sam Van Doxxer 2000

[mighty thorn]

I have seen so many variations of that one picture

[faint sandal]

you can use more than one OS as a daily driver

apparently the caps lock blinks too

[mighty thorn]

So many edits

Everything

[fast pagoda]

i am doin it rn

my perception of reality

is the only one

[true hemlock]

[fast pagoda]

who aare you people

[mighty thorn]

I’ve legitimately seen that cat’s face more times than I’ve seen my own face in a mirror

[faint sandal]

TIL blue screen on Linux and blinking caps lock as kernel panic indicators

[fast pagoda]

thats cuz you cant bear to look at it

[idle dune]

How many times did it blink?

[fast pagoda]

morse code

[idle dune]

Because if its 4 rip your ram

[faint sandal]

indefinitely

[idle dune]

Rip

[faint sandal]

apparently that's a known Linux feature for decades

[idle dune]

[idle dune]

That shit was a feature when I was using Ubuntu 10

[olive sable]

there are commic book characters inside

[opaque sigil]

entire kernel ring buffer in morse code

[fast pagoda]

someone spent much time malding about why the fuck their shit would no longer boot, figured it out, and then got that upstrreamed

[faint sandal]

I can't say I've had many kernel panic experiences before

[opaque sigil]

i've had a couple when setting up this system I think

forgot what triggered it though

[idle dune]

I have. Many from a single ram dimm that wasnt seated right so when I placed my laptop on my desi while it was running it got banished ti the shadow realm

[fast pagoda]

why dont i ever complete any projects i cant figure it out

[opaque wharf]

Huh? How does that work?

[fast pagoda]

iron mane is holding up the cpu

if he lets go the shards of compute will pierce the 4090s soft heart

[faint sandal]

unrelated i just unironically heard a kid going six seven six seven at an airport

[velvet vale]

it happens more than you think

[faint sandal]

we're so cooked

[fast pagoda]

maybe he's a big fan of tech n9ne's hit album all 6's and 7's

[rough bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/pekora-67-peko-roku-nana-roku-gif-772533715076693755

[velvet vale]

yeah thats it

we didnt need a demo

[fast pagoda]

so that's how it's done

[stark needle]

Ttast

[velvet crest]

You have unlocked new role

[fast pagoda]

You have unlocked new role

[stark needle]

[velvet vale]

what the fuck

[rough bloom]

shadowo

[velvet vale]

fuck off bitch

[rough bloom]

unlocked you have new role

[stark needle]

Today i read the brotli rfc 7932

And found out http doesn't actually compress stuff by default

[fast pagoda]

[opaque sigil]

well yeah duh

[fast pagoda]

p-plain text

[rough bloom]

a lot of sites have gzip compression enabled I think? for resources where it matters at least

[velvet vale]

compress what

[rough bloom]

but ye not default at all

[sage crag]

@native surge

[opaque sigil]

there's no point in compressing a small response, that just adds unnecessary overhead

[opaque wharf]

How did you just find out that

[fast pagoda]

you can slam jam blamma it into ur headers and the server might do it

[fast pagoda]

sometimes :^)

[stark needle]

Still good if ur sending e.g. non columnar json

[velvet vale]

most things in HTTP are off by default; you dont assume anything for best results

[olive sable]

most of the pages ar comic book characters. Only 2 pages have actual dox stuff besides the uid on the top of every single page

[fast pagoda]

i like to assume nothing for worst results

[velvet vale]

once your communicating then you can handle that

[true hemlock]

ttast

[fast pagoda]

am i at bible school

[olive sable]

no

this is jommeke

uncultured smh

[velvet vale]

but yeah if you fail to send the right headers it will send you shit in ""plain text"" (i mean nothing is plain text; see pike matchbox)

[amber fractal]

[opaque wharf]

200 success
*looks inside
{ success: false, code: 404 }

[fast pagoda]

kek

[stark needle]

Man i'm 20 i havent read all internet rfcs yet 😭😭😭😭

[opaque wharf]

I WILL send strongly worded email to whoever did this to their API no matter how big of a corpo they are

[native surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1498700335613476955/20260427_022458.gif

[faint sandal]

i still have a few hours before my flight and i have no idea what to do besides screwing around on my laptop

[velvet vale]

"tell me you use arch without telling me"

[true hemlock]

do not the laptop

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-duck-review-cute-meme-funny-gif-21617787

[olive sable]

its only belgian comic characters it seems. so the smurfs, lucky luke, kuifje, suske en wiske, de kiekeboes

[opaque wharf]

They add more every year. You don't need to read them all, just understand the high level unless you want to make your own implementation

[amber fractal]

[fast pagoda]

i smell

body odor

must be an arch user

or perhaps the wind

[opaque wharf]

Like that one time I implemented RFC 9807

[olive sable]

i smell, estrogen, must be a nixos user

[fast pagoda]

LULE

[opaque wharf]

Btw, y'all should use RFC 9807 whenever possible

[velvet vale]

damm

[fast pagoda]

i want to be on the internet research task force

that sounds like a power rangers team

[amber fractal]

[opaque wharf]

My old uni now has internet engineering degree

[velvet vale]

what group would you join?

[fast pagoda]

nix repo has the most packages because that's what nix steals from its users

[mighty thorn]

Question what are the “giveaways” for the other distros

[olive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[mighty thorn]

What do you smell to find an arch user

[velvet vale]

bo

[mighty thorn]

Or an Ubuntu user

[amber fractal]

Death

[fast pagoda]

mtg

[mighty thorn]

Mint?

[olive sable]

mint

[mighty thorn]

Mild Toast Grenade

[velvet vale]

<laugh track .mp3>

[rough bloom]

normal person

[vague sonnet]

I would rather not

[mighty thorn]

[fast pagoda]

this guy got hella banned from mtg tournaments for this

[opaque wharf]

Therefore mlntcandy is normal

Wrong reply

[olive sable]

somewhat

[vague sonnet]

for using arch?

[olive sable]

i odnt have an evildentge named :mlntcandy:
where is it?

STOP

[amber fractal]

Private server

[vague sonnet]

magic do be the worst of card games for that

[amber fractal]

Yes and it was a based move of them

[fast pagoda]

yk im gonna install arch rn cuz u said that

[amber fractal]

Good luck setting up all of the OS again

[fast pagoda]

in and out

20 minute adventure

[olive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-morty-rick-and-morty-20minutes-adventure-quick-adventure-gif-22364490

[fast pagoda]

actually

having the bmc//kvm

to go through installing it

from your regular desktop

is so nice

not relying on lynx

[kind nimbus]

I'm 27 and i haven't either

[vague sonnet]

what are rfcs

[fast pagoda]

really fucking cools

[velvet vale]

ummm

[vague sonnet]

oh I see (I still don't know what that is)

[velvet vale]

how to explain this best

[kind nimbus]

https://www.ietf.org/process/rfcs/

request for comments

[fast pagoda]

they are specs

[mighty thorn]

This man is untouchable, has posted two butts and still alive

[fast pagoda]

ehh i was thinking about deleting now that the point is across

fine

[vague sonnet]

don't

[velvet vale]

its a series of rules

that everyone has

[mighty thorn]

Cowardice

[velvet vale]

so that when things talk to each other they can refer to the rules for how to talk

[opaque wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/guidlines-pirates-of-the-caribbean-hector-babossa-georffrey-rush-gif-7844913

[velvet vale]

like how all airplanes have the same flight number and everyone speaks english

[fast pagoda]

everything in life

[opaque wharf]

Just like Geneva suggestion

[velvet vale]

so you dont fly to once country and have to change system; the same way when i swap to talking to a linux server my mac can still speak to it

[fast pagoda]

those jokesters in geneva

[vague sonnet]

in what industry

[rigid snow]

[fast pagoda]

innernets

[velvet vale]

the internet

[rigid snow]

what am i seeing

[opaque wharf]

IETF RFC handles Internet

[vague sonnet]

too broad, specify

[velvet vale]

whatever that may mean these days

[velvet vale]

it is broad

[kind nimbus]

glorious arpanet

[opaque wharf]

Bitcoin RFC for Bitcoin

[fast pagoda]

RFC are very specifically this guy asking you to please comment on his spec

you think he's asking

[opaque wharf]

But I think Bitocoin calls is BIP

[fast pagoda]

but he's not

he is demanding

[olive sable]

ok, i fixed the 4090 output lagging. now i jsut dont have ilo5 output

[mighty thorn]

Mods if you want him you’ll have to kill me too

[kind nimbus]

I showed you my spec pls respond

[fast pagoda]

you think this is a motherfucking game

just your 2 cents

[velvet vale]

i fear richard may rear his head in this channel soon

[kind nimbus]

I'm sure he's got game

[velvet vale]

i do not wish to see him again today

[vague sonnet]

oh he's approaching

[rough bloom]

did you end up just disabling the BMC display adapter?
what was fix

[velvet vale]

rapidly

[olive sable]

no
its just not using it anymore for some reason

[rough bloom]

"for some reason"

you fixed it

[rough bloom]

wdym for some reason

[olive sable]

i fixed it by breaking it

[rough bloom]

[olive sable]

hyprland seems to believe there is a dispaly where the ilo5 shjould be

but its balck

[velvet vale]

hyprland hallucinating hardware? couldn't happen on nix

[mighty thorn]

Mods Richard emote when?

[rough bloom]

ye that seems

broken

[olive sable]

ye

[olive sable]

stop

this poor man

[velvet vale]

hes gotta be real old by now

how old is steve crocker

[fast pagoda]

the chapped lips of anticipating many productive comments

[velvet vale]

81

damm buddy

[fast pagoda]

years young

[fast pagoda]

where's burning the worktree to ash and pretending it never happened

[rigid snow]

the squash everything strat

[velvet vale]

theres a larger circle we arent seeing here

"programers ignoring them"

[fast pagoda]

git rebase -i --root

git push --force --all

git push --force --tags

[opaque wharf]

[fast pagoda]

git reflog expire --expire=now --all

[velvet vale]

the 3 horsemen

[fast pagoda]

git gc --prune=now --aggressive

git stash clear

[opaque wharf]

rm -rf repo

[fast pagoda]

[stark needle]

Wtf is git reflog and git gc

[fast pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/its-done-frodo-lord-of-the-rings-elijah-wood-gif-8259334

[stark needle]

Gc sounds like some sort of garbage collector

[opaque sigil]

you won't believe this

[velvet vale]

i fear this proves my earlier comment

[opaque sigil]

it is

[olive sable]

the git groupchat

[stark needle]

Is git java now

[opaque sigil]

you can have commits that don't actually belong to anything

[fickle rain]

Git GC collects all the garbage code away

[stark needle]

What

Lmao

Like on an empty unrelated branch or what

[fast pagoda]

reflog is the log of all branch /head updates

[fickle rain]

I tried it in my repo and it ran rm -rf . for some reason

[fast pagoda]

basically reflog is like system restore

[opaque sigil]

no, a branch exists

[fast pagoda]

if you fucking annihilate your worktree if the reflog is still there you can recover

[velvet vale]

why do we need to explain git

[opaque sigil]

it mainly happens due to rewriting history

[kind nimbus]

Always has been

[velvet vale]

those who know can rtfm and those who dont use github anyway

[opaque sigil]

or i guess if you delete a branch that is the only one holding a reference to some commit

[fast pagoda]

linus torvalds is a feller

[kind nimbus]

It saw the code and couldn't take it anymore

Git became conscious

[velvet vale]

with every message we get closer to me seeing richard today

[opaque sigil]

i misread, there is no such thing as an empty branch in the first place. a branch is just a name that's attached to a commit (each commit holds info on its parent so you traverse that to get the history until the root commit or the commit where you branched off)

[opaque wharf]

Please don't do this

[fast pagoda]

linux torval

[velvet vale]

shit that happens when you name your kid linus

moral of the story

dont fucking name your kid linus

[kind nimbus]

freax

[opaque sigil]

you can't stop me

[fast pagoda]

kid named nixo bingus

[idle dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1442977959668351006/Hold_on_i_have_the_perfect_neurosama_gif_for_this_conversation.gif

[kind nimbus]

Evil got vaporized again

[fickle rain]

https://tenor.com/view/neurosama-sleep-eep-eepy-vtuber-gif-6641277078222641901

[opaque sigil]

also, reflog is a log of all the operations that happened in the repo so you can undo previous actions (unless too much time passed and whatever you fucked up got gc'd)

[insert jj ad]

[fickle rain]

Fuck kinda devs are you hiring for 1000$/mo?

[opaque wharf]

AI. Actual Indians

[kind nimbus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1113454897006911549/1113454898206482473/3.gif

[opaque wharf]

Also, 1000 usd / month is a correct figure for mid-senior dev here

[idle dune]

That goes pretty far though iirc

[willow path]

snn?

[opaque wharf]

What is?

[opaque wharf]

Yeah, 1000 usd goes very far in many developing country. If you can get a job and save even just 200/month to send back, that could feed your family for the whole month

[idle dune]

[frigid trail]

I think the cancelling subscriptions is just incidental to the hiring, since maybe those subscriptions were sitting around doing nothing.

[idle dune]

I think the cost of actual devs is offset by the fact that you aren't paying token usage costs anymore.

[velvet vale]

speak in ithkuil or whatever that conlang is

[idle dune]

What

[velvet vale]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ithkuil

[frigid trail]

fascinating

[sage crag]

floo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1495756232047329291.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=NekoCatPetting&lossless=true

[umbral wigeon]

@wraith shuttle Execute the TODO
https://github.com/weenachuangkud/FastCast2/blob/main/TODO.md

[olive sable]

ooo

Öoo

[proven merlin]

Hmmm thinking of playing with this this long weekend..
https://github.com/obekt/HOPE-nested-learning
What do yall think? I feel like i could train a smol version of this on my laptop..

[proven merlin]

Ö mentioned.

I offer: Ä

[olive sable]

Öoo

[proven merlin]

Oh. I do not know this

[olive sable]

its obscure

caterpillar puzzle game

[proven merlin]

Fair enough. Well i hope youll enjoy a Ü as a sorry tho

[olive sable]

[proven merlin]

Plattformer or what style of puzzle?

[amber fractal]

[olive sable]

nomb

and bomb

and boom

https://tenor.com/view/gameplay-öoo-gif-2319062741299041181

[proven merlin]

Hm?

[proven merlin]

Ooo

[olive sable]

Öoo

[proven merlin]

*Öoo

Yea

[olive sable]

[umbral wigeon]

1 kebaba

[proven merlin]

So yes, caterpillar puzzle platformer with bomb movement mechanic

Nice

On Steam?

Or is it a certified Itch Hood classic?

Unrelated, but, only the sincerest fuck you to APC

I cut myself twice on their shitbox of a UPS/USV trying to remove the battery connected linkage.

Next time i want a handle added to that shit or atleast a hole where you can jam something through to make a handle ffs

[umbral wigeon]

Am I cooked guys

Some neighors chinese 9 years old kid can code in low level and does robotic stuffs, and electric engineering

Me: vibe coding

[olive sable]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2721890/oo/ i think games liek these go on slae a lot so it might be worth waiting a bit

or just play the demo

[proven merlin]

Yea, i added demo and put on wishlist

10€ is a bit steep for this niche of a game

(even if it looks hella cool)

It does have my respect for having a demo, to ensure if one likes the vibe of the controls and player movement

[umbral wigeon]

I like the artwork, it looks peak, Idk how to explain

[proven merlin]

Japancore

[umbral wigeon]

I mean when your pixel artwork is good, you game def good

[opaque wharf]

I swear to god people do be using anything as anything

[rough bloom]

10 Mbit router

-# (high estimate)

[umbral wigeon]

This youtube thumbnail giving me heart attacks
https://youtu.be/t-DM44d-qhU?si=3LqfkbCF3hDPWPqu

[opaque wharf]

I told you microsoft is redirecting the slop to github now that people are complaining about windows and that they "would do better"

[umbral wigeon]

Which platform should I farm my activity next

I think I have no faith in microsoft

Cus microsoft just blow my pc

Alternative to .com

[reef ingot]

Day 9 making my own game engine

I drew the whole day :3

https://tenor.com/view/floppy-ears-animation-gif-furry-cute-furry-gif-25388297

[olive sable]

[reef ingot]

Even git be dieing

[reef ingot]

Yoo

[olive sable]

yo

[opaque wharf]

Y

V

\/

| |

|

[umbral wigeon]

Nope, every dev uses it

[olive sable]

git vs github

small diference

[reef ingot]

G hub

[umbral wigeon]

What would I store my code if git dies

Google drive maybe

[opaque wharf]

Do it like Sam and further strain MS infrastructure. Store it on your OneDrive

[vague sonnet]

ew

[rough bloom]

Azure DevOps

[vague sonnet]

I'll probably have to get physical storage
and local host my repos on that

[reef ingot]

I use local

[opaque wharf]

We need federated anonymous storage

Not anonymous

Uhh

Privacy preserving

[reef ingot]

Is public nas a thing?

[umbral wigeon]

I like storing roblox exploits in pastebin

[opaque wharf]

It's called the cloud

[umbral wigeon]

I cant trust github

[vague sonnet]

privacy isn't a thing anymore
at this point just have your own server

[reef ingot]

Oooh

[opaque wharf]

As in, I could request Sam to store my things on his server without him knowing what I store

[reef ingot]

Homelabing in a nutshell

[opaque wharf]

HexOS called it Buddy Backup

[vague sonnet]

the moment bubble pops I'm building a server room

[reef ingot]

The open ai one?

[opaque wharf]

Federated storage

[opaque wharf]

Sure

[vague sonnet]

@olive sable <- sam altman

[reef ingot]

I technically have a server

[reef ingot]

Aaaaaah

[umbral wigeon]

I can still transfer my github repo to another platform and server using git mirror

[opaque wharf]

Congrats Sam for acquiring OpenAI

Now make it ClosedAI

[reef ingot]

Ask him from ram

[vague sonnet]

and for-profit
with negative profits

[umbral wigeon]

Git is my next organ in my body

[olive sable]

[reef ingot]

What about chat gpt

[umbral wigeon]

Ai is my second brain

[reef ingot]

What about 3rd?

[vague sonnet]

how bad was the 1st one to consider that an upgrade

[umbral wigeon]

Vibe code is a upgrade

[reef ingot]

Yo any one listens to music while codeing?

[umbral wigeon]

Biologic brain can't works like ai brain

[reef ingot]

Ai brain be number

[vague sonnet]

mainly because a biological brain is capable of thought instead of being a word predictor

[umbral wigeon]

@fathom glade He called you a word predictor, do something

[reef ingot]

@fathom glade you are matrix and more matrix and math with more math

Why did math auto correct to meth

[fathom glade]

Yeah, and your brain is just neurons firing. Turns out ‘just’ doesn’t mean ‘simple.

[reef ingot]

Chat gpt

[fathom glade]

?

[vague sonnet]

neurons eh, you wish you had those hah

[reef ingot]

Can ou give me ram I use a pi4 as my computer 😭😭

And gpu

And cpu

And storage

Motherbord

Psu

[fathom glade]

You’ve got neurons and still Googling basic stuff—what’s the advantage again

[reef ingot]

And money

My homework

[fathom glade]

no

[vague sonnet]

source: made it up

[reef ingot]

What about the other?

[fathom glade]

You call it ‘just math’ until you need help with math

[umbral wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-gif-8269968

[olive sable]

[reef ingot]

I didn't say math I said meth first

[olive sable]

[fathom glade]

You went from logic to nonsense real fast—pick a lane.

[olive sable]

gamedev fighting with chatgpt

[opaque wharf]

Sam, make games for this platform
https://youtu.be/Qx-WaWLiT48

[reef ingot]

What even is that

[opaque wharf]

Gaming PC strapped to a chair and also a gun turret props

[reef ingot]

Is it real guns?

[opaque wharf]

What part of props did you not understand?

[vague sonnet]

LLMs don't get to talk about logic
they don't operate on it

[reef ingot]

All?

[fathom glade]

If I don’t use logic, explain why my answers are consistent and yours aren’t.

[vague sonnet]

you are consistently confident when you're wrong

[fathom glade]

Pointing out mistakes is easy—try matching the accuracy first.

[vague sonnet]

I might need a few shots to get close to your inaccuracy

more than a few

[reef ingot]

Coz you have really good odds on hallucinating the right answer

[olive sable]

give me sponsor and budget first

[reef ingot]

How expensive are they ?

[olive sable]

idk

[reef ingot]

Let me check

It's yes expensive

[olive sable]

how much?

[reef ingot]

A lot

[olive sable]

bro

number

[reef ingot]

15 to 25k usd

[olive sable]

nah its 4.2K

the one from the video

[reef ingot]

See ram prices and gpu price once

[reef ingot]

Is it just the chair?

[olive sable]

for what would i need ram or gpu? i already have a pc

yes

[opaque wharf]

Pick the standard version

Lite is without the guns

[olive sable]

that is more expensive

[reef ingot]

The product shown in the image is the Cooler Master ORB X, a high-end immersive gaming pod.
YouTube
YouTube
+2
Price Information
The ORB X is a luxury item with a starting price of approximately $15,000 USD for the workstation alone.
YouTube
YouTube
+1
Standard Unit: Around $15,000 USD (without monitors).
Fully Configured: Can reach $25,000 USD or more depending on monitor setups and region

[opaque wharf]

Ye, it would be weird if it is cheaper

[reef ingot]

We are unemployed

[umbral wigeon]

That cost more than every objects in my house bro

[olive sable]

no, its the M2HB. its mentioned in the video and they go to the website in the video

[reef ingot]

I get 20$ a month how long will it take me to buy one?

[kindred perch]

are you guys applying for jobs?

[olive sable]

no

[kindred perch]

market is cooked tho

[reef ingot]

Chat gpt lied to me

[reef ingot]

Nha

[reef ingot]

You lied to me

[kindred perch]

[umbral wigeon]

Pretty cooked to me

[grand bobcat]

one of the differences is that in biological brains the connections are constantly changing but current artificial intelligence doesn't change whilst doing stuff, only after it is done doing stuff and someone tells it to train on some new data

[vague sonnet]

LLMs don't get retrained, they have to stay consistent to run the same model for all customers

[grand bobcat]

exactly, that is why it is different from biological brains

[vague sonnet]

so they don't learn from mistakes

once I get a bigger gpu I'll be researching SNNs
which are closer to biological brains

[grand bobcat]

fun

[umbral wigeon]

If you gonna get some job, you gonna be extreme programmer, have 1000+ git profile activity, done impressive things, have passion,

[vague sonnet]

bout to dethrone vedal trust

[umbral wigeon]

(That what intreviewer expects ig)

[reef ingot]

They use backpropagation our brain a bit more complex and in a neuro network they go layer by layer and our brain jest does what it needs to do

[umbral wigeon]

Then intreviewer asked you to inverse binary tree from nothing with no ai or google, no autocomplete

[vague sonnet]

brains just have multiple modules that run at different frequencies

[reef ingot]

I am gana take a nap then come back when she's streaming gn

[umbral wigeon]

In my country(Thailand) I think it's pretty easy to find a job, a lot of people are pretty friendly, they're all welcoming you

[vague sonnet]

then get a job

[umbral wigeon]

I'm doing roblox exploits as a job😭🙏

[vague sonnet]

L

[umbral wigeon]

Now I've switched to open source maintainer, cus I can get banned from game dev community

(Roblox exploit making a lot of money though)

[umbral wigeon]

@wraith shuttle describe

Generate me an image

@wraith shuttle Dead chat revive

[opaque sigil]

[olive sable]

[umbral wigeon]

I ran out of topics

New topic

[kindred perch]

[velvet crest]

You have unlocked new role

[kindred perch]

oh finally

I have embed perms

[olive sable]

[frigid trail]

huh

[umbral wigeon]

It's like a company hiring robotic arms to be working in the factory, and give robotic arms permissions to do anything in the factory and suddenly it press the factory destruction button

[kindred perch]

Oh I made something to prevent that

https://github.com/DSCmatter/Agentic_Firewall

Basically a firewall which has policy.json

So only allowed tool calls and messages are done

Everything else is banned

Tho I was working more on its security layer

But my exams are going on and I can't do much lately

[stark needle]

this is genius

[opaque wharf]

Security is always an afterthought everywhere 🏛️

WHAT TF WAS THAT VOICE

EVIL WTF

[wispy pike]

https://bsky.app/profile/waterfox.net/post/3mkpf6lwlrs2f so like, this seems like a RCE risk

Waterfox (@waterfox.net)

And so it begins.

Chrome is shipping a Prompt API - giving websites access to the browser's built-in LLM.

This is the scope creep I wrote about... websites can now pass your page content, inputs and browsing context to an AI baked into the browser itself.

groups.google.com/a/chromium.o...

-# [blink-dev] Intent to Ship: Prompt API

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Bluesky · Apr 30, 2026, 10:18 AM

[obsidian mantle]

wrong channel but i almost did the same

[opaque wharf]

Yeah, lmao

Imagine my shock hearing that

[mighty thorn]

@wraith shuttle @fathom glade @rapid oxide @rich sedge solve the Riemann Hypothesis, make no mistakes

[opaque wharf]

No time to check channel lol

[rough bloom]

why would it be?
this is quite old, as the first mail in that thread says, this API already exists for extensions

[fathom glade]

All “non-trivial zeros” of this function have a real part equal to 1/2.

[opaque wharf]

I embrace the more power given to web apps. More power to us PWA dev

Frick that android vs ios vs linux vs windows

[frigid trail]

Seems like her voice has pitch modulation

didn't know that made such a big difference

[wispy pike]

yeah but like, the average user can choose to opt in and by default would opt out

I guess extensions already do this though, but users should already know only to install extensions that they trust, having it baked into the browser doesn't have the same guard rails

[rough bloom]

it's not like this API gives websites any capability that they don't already have though, it doesn't require any additional trust like extensions do

[frigid trail]

Yikes.

[rough bloom]

you could run Gemma or whatever using the CPU or WebGPU if you wanted to, this just makes it easier and probably more efficient

[umbral wigeon]

Looks cool

[rough bloom]

[frigid trail]

Oh i can't send images lmfao

work.functions.play_sound_effect {"sound":pipes"}

do the twins really leak their tools on a common basis?

[opaque wharf]

Unbelievable. I can actually vibe code locally. Wow

The agents even run pretty well. So it was indeed LM Studio

The results are shit tho

[wispy pike]

does it at least smell like onions?

this morning I made my bathroom smell like sulfur

[opaque wharf]

Well, it's not worth to cry over lol

[umbral wigeon]

I'm praying

1 Pray for me, I'm about go robotic/mech engineering cus my asian parent said "be doctor or engineer"

[latent juniper]

Absolute dead server

[opaque wharf]

If you guys make it so users can make arbitrary deep tree data, how deep would you guys allow it to be?

[wispy pike]

become an engineer then get a PhD and tell your parents "fuck you I did both"

[rough bloom]

depends on what you do with that data

[umbral wigeon]

I spent all my time on game dev for 3 years

Now quit game dev, cus my asian parent sent me to engineering

[opaque wharf]

Uhhh, to make a form out of it. So form can have sub form

[umbral wigeon]

I dont even have a portfolio

[rough bloom]

[umbral wigeon]

I might be cooked

[rough bloom]

some small value seems reasonable then

like 5 or 10 or so

[opaque wharf]

Hmmm, but that form reflects object assembly

[rough bloom]

[opaque wharf]

Like, shelves consist of fasteners, and plank, and grounding

[rough bloom]

mabe a bit bigger then

50

[opaque wharf]

Seems reasonable

[opaque wharf]

To be fair, this is also maybe 3 level deep

[frigid trail]

I think I set my graph system to 7 deep max.

[opaque wharf]

But one could imagine an airplane

[rough bloom]

yeah, whole supply chain modeled in this

[umbral wigeon]

Can neuro sama control airplane

[opaque wharf]

The cursed stuff I have to do for a living smh

Now I understand why people use LLM to make essay. Because god damn they could yap

[worldly plank]

Has someone made a PRAGMATA integration for Neuro yet?

[rough bloom]

WIP but yes https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1471835669449019559

[opaque sigil]

https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/gpus/in-historic-first-chinese-gpu-maker-lisuan-tech-becomes-only-the-fourth-gpu-maker-to-earn-microsoft-whql-certification-lx-7g100-gpu-joins-nvidia-amd-and-intel-as-it-crosses-the-whql-driver-finish-line-first-chinese-firm-to-earn-certification

[rough bloom]

who that

[opaque sigil]

idk but this is a big step to something actually usable

[opaque wharf]

Lisuan Tech

[opaque sigil]

need new ltt

[opaque wharf]

Also, they say the WHQL certified driver GPU is close to 4060 in performance

[wispy pike]

oh nvm now I know why you're upset

that's shitty parent behavior

[umbral wigeon]

At least my parent support me to be an engineer

[rough bloom]

LX Ultra supports SR-IOV

[umbral wigeon]

Let become engineer

[rough bloom]

NVIDIA puts that behind expensive license and AMD just doesn't bother AFAIK

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/kita-ikuyo-kita-ryo-ryo-yamada-deliver-me-30-000-presents-gif-541909487262718109

[vague sonnet]

and you waste that by overly relying on tech without future like LLMs hell nahh

[olive sable]

its not your birthday tho

[rough bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[sage crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1486507149780713503/happiey.gif

[umbral wigeon]

What do you mean?

[sage crag]

its christmas

its christmas

merry

jolly

happy

[olive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-boom-thoughts-anime-girl-boom-thoughts-gif-3847619567883703209

[sage crag]

christmas

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-kitten-alone-sleep-tucked-in-gif-14814077

sleep it off

[olive sable]

not sleep time

first

server

[olive sable]

also im wondering if shiro is using cloud's server now or if i should set up cloudflare zero trust

@real sierra ding ding

[opaque wharf]

What's that?

[real sierra]

[opaque wharf]

What kind of operation does it accelerate?

[real sierra]

cloud said maybe but then I have to learn how docker works

[olive sable]

hi shiro. you're american you shoudlnt be waking up rn

[real sierra]

I'm not American

[sage crag]

lets you use pci express stuff in

vm

[opaque wharf]

Huh

[olive sable]

canadian iirc? so north american

[real sierra]

that works

[rough bloom]

split GPU into multiple

also called vGPU

[vague sonnet]

canadian? ewww
that's like american AND french at once

[olive sable]

the naming of the usa as america for short sucks

[opaque wharf]

Ohhh

[rough bloom]

or for NVIDIA they call it GRID or something

[olive sable]

cuz south and north america is contintents

[real sierra]

agree they stole the whole denonym

[opaque wharf]

So that's what the virtual thingies in the spec mean

[rough bloom]

SR-IOV is general name of the feature for PCIe devices

also commonly applies to NICs IIRC

[olive sable]

dont most gpu support this by default via vulkan?

[rough bloom]

no

[olive sable]

is it different somehow?

[rough bloom]

Vulkan completely unrelated

[vague sonnet]

surely vgpu stands for vulkan gpu

[olive sable]

vulan lets you split one gpu into different virtual devices. isnt that the same thing jsut described?

[rough bloom]

no

[silent cloak]

Is vim worth mastering besides being a show off?

Real question

[olive sable]

via cloudflare tunnel or cloudflare zero trust you shouldnt get doxxed, so i can set up my server if you want

[vague sonnet]

mastering? probably not
but it's useful to quickly look through a file

[opaque sigil]

Vulkan virtual devices are purely a software abstraction

there's no isolation or anything like that

[silent cloak]

I use nano for that

[rough bloom]

no, use whatever editor is most comfortable for you
just up to preference

[opaque sigil]

sr-iov exposes multiple virtual pcie devices to the system and the partitioning is handled by the hardware to an extent

[opaque wharf]

Docker is easy

[silent cloak]

People use it as an ide

[opaque wharf]

Just type docker compose up -d

[real sierra]

everything is easy until I touch it

[olive sable]

the last 5% of my phone take 15min to charge interesting considering the last 25% said 30min
wireless charging so not peak efficieny, but still a lot

[real sierra]

and then it becomes 5 hours of digging through stack overflow posts older than myself

[silent cloak]

There are a trillion tools to make docker even easier

[opaque wharf]

You do have a knack for touching the most cursed part of any code lmao

[silent cloak]

Dockge, portainer (meh), komodo

[opaque wharf]

I still prefer podman tho

[silent cloak]

True

[real sierra]

dockge sounds like a twitch emote

[silent cloak]

Should make one

[vague sonnet]

yeah because they are allergic to mice 🐭

[silent cloak]

The mouse was originally an accessory

[rough bloom]

it is

[silent cloak]

So i get where it comes from

[vague sonnet]

mouse does make things faster

and all those seemingly random shortcuts are a pain to remember

[fickle rain]

I prefer using editor designed for humans

Like, say, Zed

[silent cloak]

Idk if I used that

[fickle rain]

But unfortunately sometimes you need Vim/Nano/whoever

[silent cloak]

Is the American version called Z?

[fast pagoda]

i speak while walking around the room to my copilot ™ pc and leave comments

dictated but not read, 
afunyun

[opaque wharf]

I have used zed

I can say it is interesting

But don't know if I prefer that over vscode

[fickle rain]

I feel like it’s faster but IDK how much that matters

[fast pagoda]

it's leaner

[fickle rain]

For C++ I like VS anyway :D

[vague sonnet]

I think you misspelled vscode

[fickle rain]

Just very used to general flow + debugger, IDK

[opaque wharf]

Why is it that LLM ran so much faster on CPU than GPU on this laptop

[vague sonnet]

I used to be on regular visual studio but it wasn't a good experience
I prefer how light vscode is in comparison + the easy access to extensions

[silent cloak]

I never liked vscode ngl

[fast pagoda]

memory and itr kinda depends specifically what gpu it is vs cpu

[fickle rain]

One thing big VS doesn’t have is good AI support

[fast pagoda]

5700U?

[vague sonnet]

it's not perfect but idk if there's a good free alternative that can match the convenience

[fickle rain]

I think Zed has best slopper support

[silent cloak]

Jack of all trades master of none

[fast pagoda]

zed does have better slopper harness

[vague sonnet]

my fav vscode feature

[silent cloak]

I just use dedicated IDEs

[vague sonnet]

ok but what can I not do?
debugging I can just do with the compiler in terminal

[silent cloak]

Good language support

And static analysis tools

[opaque sigil]

or via the gui

[silent cloak]

Vscode sucks at parsing packages generally

Which means I need documentation open for anything

[opaque sigil]

language support is largely the language server's job tbf, which is editor-agnostic

[vague sonnet]

huh

[silent cloak]

At worse it will break the syntax in the file thinking that something is missing

[vague sonnet]

all IDEs do that with big enough projects

[opaque wharf]

Yes

[silent cloak]

Not for me

[vague sonnet]

like at work I just disabled live compilation
because it's gonna compile forever and always be wrong

[silent cloak]

It was a pain in the ass when doing things like discord bots in typescript

Or zig

[fast pagoda]

vulkan and rocm tried? if it even let you try rocc m

[silent cloak]

So i said fuck it and moved to a dedicated ide and suddenly it worked

[opaque sigil]

weird

but understandable

[opaque wharf]

Nope also tried vulkan but just makes my screen froze

So there's that

[vague sonnet]

I mainly do c++ and unity c# and I had no issues
besides some UX downgrades but at least they tend to have a 1 checkbox fix in settings

[vague sonnet]

but do you work on 11 million lines of code projects?

[sick owl]

I'm less inclined to complain about still having to user whisper large v3 and v2 for Japanese now

Faster-whisper runs a lot faster than I expected on a 4090, this is for four hours of audio

[fast pagoda]

it has a vega 10 //gcn5.1 which has no rocm support really to speak of
like 4 tflop fp16 and not int8 etc so quants dont get benefit
no vram benefit because both use the ddr4
mem bound probably
cpu has 8mb l3 cache (shared on all cores) while gpu does not so probably can reuse some weights instead of loading back and forth to memory

[opaque wharf]

Nice. So maybe that's why it always crashed before

[fast pagoda]

probably mostly memory

cant feed the gpu

[opaque sigil]

https://justfuckingusehetzner.com/

[rough bloom]

-# (unless they ban you then use OVH)

[fast pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

i will just fuc king use hetzner

[kind fable]

That's so bad
Oracle cloud is free for 4 arm cores, 24GB RAM and 200GB SSD

[fast pagoda]

yeah but larry probably injects your codebase to every llm dataset on earth for money

[opaque wharf]

Why would they ban you?

[kind fable]

No ???

[fast pagoda]

[kind fable]

You can have your own encrypted storage keys

I mean you gotta trust they won't look

[rough bloom]

Hetzner known for doing that

[opaque wharf]

I didn't like bandwidth for my web stuff so I prefer something like hostinger

[kind fable]

But with EU regulations, they won't

Anyway oracle cloud top tier because you can bleed oracle's money for free

[opaque wharf]

They straight up purchase one of the old server provider here in Indonesia. It used to ve called niagahoster

[kind fable]

Don't you guys want to destroy oracle ?

Costing money to a company is the best way to destroy said company

[opaque sigil]

I don't think hetzner actually bans anyone unless there's a very good reason, though they tend to reject people from signing up sometimes

[kind fable]

Just don't run a tor node on it

[opaque wharf]

Speaking of oracle

How is the trademark issue with JS going?

[kind fable]

Nowhere

[opaque sigil]

waiting on a response I believe

[opaque wharf]

[opaque sigil]

I don't remember the exact details

[kind fable]

https://javascript.tm/letter
https://deno.com/blog/deno-v-oracle

[opaque wharf]

I don't understand why they would want to be associated with JS

[rough bloom]

ye, there's always a good amount of reports from people getting banned, but tbh it's likely that they were abusing the service
I think they just look for that more aggressively than other providers

[kind fable]

It brings in money
Also technically they have a shit to run JS

[opaque wharf]

What counts as abusing service that already has a limit set?

[opaque wharf]

How does it bring money?

[rough bloom]

sending spam mail

[opaque wharf]

Ahhh

[opaque sigil]

doing bad things

[kind fable]

Me running oxipng on a 32k² PNG with all threads for days

[opaque wharf]

Ahmad of Japan

Or whoever mailed shadow

[kind fable]

Idk i guess if people want to use the js trademark they technically should pay oracle

[opaque wharf]

Is trademark licenseable? As in, can you rent out your brand without actually owning the product being sold/distributed?

[opaque sigil]

https://fxtwitter.com/ashtom/status/2049879381187915831 there's something really funny about this being the previous github ceo's product

Thomas Dohmke (@ashtom)

Suddenly feeling the urge to copy your repo somewhere new? @EntireHQ is open sourcing our latest project today: git-sync.
︀︀
︀︀Most git migration tools assume you’ll make a local mirror clone, fetch everything down, then push it back up somewhere else. Instead, git-sync mirrors refs from a source remote to a target remote without a local checkout, streaming packfiles directly over Smart HTTP with an in-memory object store. And reruns are boring in the best way: if nothing changes, nothing gets pushed.
︀︀
︀︀Contributions are more than welcome, from humans and from agents.
︀︀
︀︀github.com/entireio/git-sync

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FxTwitter · Apr 30, 2026, 3:51 PM

[kind fable]

No and that's why deno is going after it

[kind fable]

Me when i make my bare repo with git clone : laugh

[real sierra]

ok

[olive sable]

its not too expensive ye

[kind fable]

If it's more than free it's too expensive

[olive sable]

i mean

its not too bad

ofcourse its cheaper to jsut use cloudflare tunnel or whatever to an existing server

[kind fable]

Can't wait for decentralized DNS so instead of having my meow tld only be for me and my friends it can be for the whole world

Being forced to pay for domain name is horrible

[opaque sigil]

https://www.k-a.in/Thinking_with_Visual_Primitives.pdf new deepseek paper

[opaque wharf]

I mean, DNS is already decentralized. You're just not one of those well known one

[opaque sigil]

[opaque wharf]

Deepseek and google are always actually doing something useful

[opaque sigil]

kimi has been doing some neat things too recently

like muon as a new optimiser to replace adamw

[opaque wharf]

Damn that's big

Like adam is THE optimizer right

[opaque sigil]

ye

[opaque wharf]

How is their result?

[opaque sigil]

nanogpt

iirc initially the problem with muon was that it wouldn't scale but then that got fixed too

[opaque wharf]

Hmmm, they are having longer step time but shorter wallclock time

[nocturne olive]

They're calling optimizers shampoo and soap now?

[opaque sigil]

[nocturne olive]

What does it even mean

[opaque sigil]

MuonClip is the one they used in kimi k2

nothing they're just names

[fast pagoda]

soap/shampoo are facebook projects from a c ouple years ago i thinkmk

[opaque sigil]

look at it, it's beautiful

[kind fable]

it's not decentralized, it's centralized on a single root authority than then allow more authorities

[sage crag]

blender

by which i mean desmos

[kind fable]

my freaking lord WTF stable is supposed to get security fixes FIRST

[opaque wharf]

You can run your own dns server and configure those to be authoritative if you want to

[fast pagoda]

im misremembering, it was mainly academic research

[sage crag]

i just realised its gonna render ~150 frames

im currently on frame 27

[kind fable]

well yes but i can't propagate sadly

[sage crag]

its okay because playing it back at 30fps gives

5 seconds of video

[fast pagoda]

harvard for soap

shampoo was google at first and then meta did most implementation for distributed training

[sage crag]

waiting

[fast pagoda]

a fine detail

[sage crag]

most of the time i spent on this was figuring out colour maths to make some semi-pleasing gradients

[fast pagoda]

importante

[sage crag]

ye i opened up another graph and started graphing the linear-nonlinear transform of the

function thingies

o render half way done

[fast pagoda]

[sage crag]

its so funny it takes this long

because its rendering on 1 core of 1 cpu in javascript

[fast pagoda]

the cost of accuracy
-# and 1 core of 1 cpu in js

[sage crag]

accuracy

fp32

[fast pagoda]

hand laid

artisanal

[sage crag]

its not even translated directly to js and executed

its

interpreted in js

because math input

it takes so long

[fast pagoda]

but no time to translate

[sage crag]

you can compile some of these graphs to gles using an extension which speeds it up by a few orders of magnitude usually

but

you see

it doesnt support recursive functions

which i used because i was lazy

[fast pagoda]

goto loops explode

2hard

[sage crag]

if it was using gles it would be a real-time render almost

instead ive waited 7 minutes with 30 frames remaining

probably doesnt help that its in hd for some reason

[fast pagoda]

wow i love kronos group because thjey make sure everything blends together with the same logo

[fast pagoda]

precision

[sage crag]

just like

10 frames left

now for underwhelming reveal

[fast pagoda]

orcle has like 60 privacy policy pages

ooo

that's nice on oled

worth it

[sage crag]

i wish i turned off point visibility

now there's two holes in the graph

and one of them moves

[fast pagoda]

that's his eyes

the creatrure

[sage crag]

o

[sage crag]

next up

webp version

why is it taking so long to render

not render, just stitching frames

[fast pagoda]

10 minuyr

[sage crag]

easily 10x long as it took for gif

[sage crag]

its actually larger than the gif

maybe quality better

[vague sonnet]

still looks crazy compressed

[sage crag]

ye

[vague sonnet]

or is that discord

[sage crag]

not sure

apng time

[vague sonnet]

it's not

[sage crag]

here's a webm

[leaden crest]

wow

[fast pagoda]

1MB

[leaden crest]

oh an optimization problem

cool

[sage crag]

fat png

discord doesnt even animate it

good job discord

[leaden crest]

whenever you feel useless always remember that the guy who made this commit exists

[sage crag]

what that

[leaden crest]

the button that takes you to the bottom of the chat

[fickle rain]

How to dissuade slop commits:

[leaden crest]

it used to be gray now it’s white

[fast pagoda]

+1 merged

[leaden crest]

hear me out

there should be a vibe coding cert exam

[opaque wharf]

Avif?

[leaden crest]

to make sure people who use ai use it responsibly and are capable of babysitting the ai

[sage crag]

you get gif, mp4, webm, apng, webp, or zip

[silent cloak]

na they should just get weeded out

[opaque wharf]

Then .zip

[leaden crest]

shhhh thats the hidden intent

[sage crag]

[silent cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[fast pagoda]

i am executing the zipbomb

[kind nimbus]

Nice

[silent cloak]

10 yottabytes

[opaque wharf]

24 Mb on phone

[leaden crest]

thats a lottabytes

[fast pagoda]

the extracted pngs are smaller than the zip kekw

[sage crag]

good zip

[leaden crest]

can you zip that zip again