programming

[mighty thorn]

And like

I don’t even know

I guess pseudocode

[nocturne olive]

Seems like someone who doesn't know anything about AI writing some random nonsense

[mighty thorn]

If I didn’t know any better I’d say it’s trying to trick an LLM into hallucinating sensory information from non existent robotic limbs and neural hierarchy (different parts of brain like hippocampus, prefrontal cortex, etc etc)

[cobalt loom]

"You are a senior software developer" type shit

[mighty thorn]

We got humanslop before gta6

[autumn sigil]

bruh what

[nocturne olive]

I guess when you cross a person that thinks they know what they're talking about but don't and a virtual AI streamer you get this kinda slop

[autumn sigil]

tell me i know i might have to design a back end.

[cobalt loom]

Ai isnt good enough to write good humanslop. Eventually theyre gonna hire a entry-mid level engineer to go through the code the ai writes and add in REAL humanslop

[kind nimbus]

Lolwat

[mighty thorn]

Surely I won’t be hunted with pitchforks for making contact

[nocturne olive]

[autumn sigil]

I just havent gotten to that part yet

[mighty thorn]

Omg he invented emergent sparsity

[nocturne olive]

Didn't ask ChatGPT this time, asked Gemini "Design sentient AI"

[mighty thorn]

“Design way to make LLM pretend to be sentient ai”

Also no

It’s definitely human written

[autumn sigil]

you know you guys arent helping it.
i was just designing the framework not the back end

[nocturne olive]

It's nonsense and doesn't make any sense

[autumn sigil]

Decided to download ollama and havent started on it?

[nocturne olive]

Do you even know how LLMs work in the slightest?

[autumn sigil]

just a weighted model of nested loop functions from many different datasets.

[nocturne olive]

Not even close

[cobalt loom]

advanced predicting the next word*

[autumn sigil]

explain it to me

willling to learn if i have to go through 9 months of pain

[nocturne olive]

An LLM is a math equation that takes text in, and a fragment of text that is most likely to come next comes out
It's autocomplete

[mighty thorn]

(guys idk if we should argue about this it’s not like it harms anyone either way)

[cobalt loom]

autocomplete! that was the word i was thinking of

[nocturne olive]

Is autocomplete capable of being sentient? I don't think so
Alternatively you can think of it as lossy text compression

Is compression sentient? Didn't think so

[leaden crest]

we're back to the fricking sentience convo again

[autumn sigil]

Bruh if the autocomplete loops onto itself it can

[leaden crest]

we need one of these for #programming and its sentience convos

[mighty thorn]

I can acknowledge my part in this

But let future historians know

I tried to stop it

[nocturne olive]

It's an autocomplete looping onto itself is sentient schizo

[cobalt loom]

thats the hardest part of talking about ai to people. its like no matter how much it looks like magic its just autocomplete. no matter the processing power

[nocturne olive]

LLMs are

LLMs are inherently incapable of gaining sentience

[mighty thorn]

Guys…

[nocturne olive]

They're a math function

[mighty thorn]

Cmon

[leaden crest]

architecturally speaking

[mighty thorn]

We can all be friends and eat tacos and watch project hailmary

Plz

[leaden crest]

amaze amaze amaze

[mighty thorn]

[nocturne olive]

[leaden crest]

Amaze!

[mighty thorn]

amaze amaze amaze

https://tenor.com/view/project-hail-mary-project-hail-mary-rocky-rocky-amaze-amaze-amaze-phm-gif-6988862671586741967

Oh hey

HAHA MINE IS BIGGER

[nocturne olive]

[leaden crest]

does size matter to you question

[cobalt loom]

[leaden crest]

size is stupid human construct statement

[mighty thorn]

Erm

[nocturne olive]

Size is just a number

[cobalt loom]

... i dont think thats true. You can measure the size of stuff.

[leaden crest]

I forgot what that references

[mighty thorn]

Guys

Project hailmary was poggies

But

The Martian was better

Fight me

[cobalt loom]

poggers my dude on jod on jod frfr no cap fax no printer smh my head my head

[leaden crest]

did you know they eventually clone grace's dna to make into hamburgers for him to eat on erid

[mighty thorn]

(I’ve read both books, and read project hailmary before the movie)

[amber fractal]

[nocturne olive]

Oh oh did yousee this yet?

[leaden crest]

you went from machine love to song of the eared robot

[mighty thorn]

“It’s better than cannibalism, it’s morally gray cannibalism!”

• Me

[olive sable]

mods get him

[nocturne olive]

But this time the tech is way better also we have a better tech Machine love too anyway

[leaden crest]

NONONO SHIROOOOOOOOO

HELPPPPP

[olive sable]

andrewbotics

im gonna make a google docey

[leaden crest]

of

[olive sable]

gime a week i need to prepare my essay

[nocturne olive]

Tuning generated by Kasane Teto SV

[amber fractal]

claude generate my google dock

[leaden crest]

sam is the google doc related to me or is this just a tangent

[cobalt loom]

idk. the moral part of cannablism is that you killed someone or are eating a part of a living person that you cut off. its still weird and discusting but idk if id say it was MORALLY wrong

[leaden crest]

i dont want an andrewstein files

[nocturne olive]

NeuroSynth is basically a SynthVAI voice bank at this point

[olive sable]

im specifically refering to this

[mighty thorn]

[leaden crest]

im just adding fuel to the moderator missile launch arent I

[mighty thorn]

Yes

[nocturne olive]

NeuroSynth also has inherently more energy than normal karaoke Neuro

[leaden crest]

well its fine they'll never know

[kind nimbus]

Would you like an entire island instead?

[leaden crest]

on an unrelated note @real sierra happy birthday

[mighty thorn]

I LOVE NEUROSYNTH

[leaden crest]

.........

[leaden crest]

you could make ai slop of neuro karaoke

[nocturne olive]

Technically NeuroSynth may make better slop than actual Neuro

[mighty thorn]

Superbox

Can you run it through itself 100 times then post

Pretty plz

[real sierra]

is not

[true hemlock]

lmao the pseudo ai sentience talk above

[nocturne olive]

That's not how NeuroSynth works

[true hemlock]

anyways

https://tenor.com/view/project-hail-mary-project-hail-mary-rocky-rocky-amaze-amaze-amaze-phm-gif-6988862671586741967

[mighty thorn]

Suspiciously birthday shaped shiro

[leaden crest]

if not birthday why birthday shaped

[mighty thorn]

It doesn’t take an audio reference?

[nocturne olive]

It's a pure vocal synthesizer

[mighty thorn]

• if not birthday why birthday shaped question

[leaden crest]

whuh neuro synth's not rvc??

[true hemlock]

finally someone in #baking talked about phm

[mighty thorn]

Neurosynth is AGI

[nocturne olive]

Well of course not that's literally the whole point

[leaden crest]

I only have a mouth and I must scream vibes

[nocturne olive]

At least closer than an LLM prompt

[mighty thorn]

I only have a mouth and I must automate all human labor

[real sierra]

@olive sable hi sam

[olive sable]

hi shiro

[real sierra]

why isn't there a screeps mobile app

[true hemlock]

shiro

[leaden crest]

you mean toast?

[true hemlock]

you stink

[olive sable]

web app

[true hemlock]

happy birthday.

[real sierra]

just make it an electron wrapper like discord

[olive sable]

go brrr

[real sierra]

I don't stink either

[olive sable]

a litle elf told me use native alpha to make it an app

idk what that means

[mighty thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/elf-buddy-excited-happy-celebrate-gif-15512388

[olive sable]

no, im just in vc

and thats a big elf

[mighty thorn]

MILSM (man I love slime mold)

[nocturne olive]

Theoretical rambling at 5am time
Neuro karaoke is definitely mostly automated, they could not keep the pace otherwise, with the likely exclusion of the final mix, the pitch curves and tunings are almost certainly entirely autogenerated
With the power of SynthV AI I was able to test what a simulated "Neuro karaoke automation" would sound like on NeuroSynth and according to all testing NeuroSynth has more inherent energy in this mode than actual Neuro
Thus by this logic we can determine NeuroSynth in combination with SynthV would make better karaoke than actual Neuro

[nocturne olive]

This has been your episode of theoretical rambling at 5am

[lapis jolt]

SynthV like what Kasane Teto uses?

[nocturne olive]

Kasane Teto SynthV AI is able to generate NeuroSynth tunings now

[mighty thorn]

What if instead we use ChatGPT api to generate every byte of audio manually

[lapis jolt]

Ohhhh

[nocturne olive]

The end result in question

[lapis jolt]

At first my brain thought Neurosynth was an UTAU 😭

[nocturne olive]

Na NeuroSynth isn't an UTAU

[nocturne olive]

That Eared Robot cover has tuning generated with Kasane Teto's pitch model

[lapis jolt]

Yeah sorry, I'm just a bit obsessed with Utauloids lol

[nocturne olive]

Utauloids are absolute peak

I've had my fun messing with them

[lapis jolt]

I love them I just don't know how to make stuff with them, I only got UTAU and openutau recently

[nocturne olive]

Various messing around with Kasane Teto

[leaden crest]

convo's long past shiro's birthday but wanted to share this idea I had in a fever dream
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1477687415660351559/1497059754252697600/shiro-toast.gif?ex=69ec250b&is=69ead38b&hm=3ec0c8e49979a68f1f728f3ce02b37a6d7762ee2a852969d308ab877ee82d4fa&

[nocturne olive]

Kasane Teto of the UTAU variety

[lapis jolt]

Ye ye

Hmm

[nocturne olive]

I made Teto sing Finnish

[lapis jolt]

Have you ever used Adachi Rei or Defoko (Uta Utane)?

Just curious

[nocturne olive]

Rei

[lapis jolt]

Machine love!

[nocturne olive]

Machine love but it's SynthV (NeuroSynth)

[lapis jolt]

The Neuro cover :3

[nocturne olive]

There's like way too many Neuro Machine loves at this point

Mine was first though

[lapis jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/adachi-rei-utau-anime-dance-dancing-gif-17382802501603479342

[nocturne olive]

Lacking embed perms

[lapis jolt]

Uh-

[mighty thorn]

Just uncovered a botnet of 30k discord accounts

[nocturne olive]

You can gain embed perms by chatting

[lapis jolt]

Wha???

Ok?

[mighty thorn]

Time to sleep on this knowledge and never act on it

[olive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/adachi-rei-utau-anime-dance-dancing-gif-17382802501603479342

[nocturne olive]

[lapis jolt]

I didn't know those could be a thing

[nocturne olive]

It's a Discord role flag

[lapis jolt]

Ok then...

[nocturne olive]

This is on the tuning from the original Machine love SVP used for the original Machine love seen on the Jamie Paige channel

[lapis jolt]

Oh 🔥

[mighty thorn]

Alright so funny story

[lapis jolt]

Adachi Rei for no reason at all after burning her bread

[mighty thorn]

It’s not 50k

[nocturne olive]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jWOyIcKz98
There's also this original Machine love I guess where it's mainly NeuroRVC but was the first time NeuroSynth was featured in something

[mighty thorn]

It’s between 300k and 5m

[nocturne olive]

[sick owl]

Top replies under this tweet

Sam Altman (@sama)

1. We believe in iterative deployment; although GPT-5.5 is already a smart model, we expect rapid improvements. Iterative deployment is a big part of our safety strategy; we believe the world will be best equipped to win at the team sport of AI resilience this way.

2. We believe

X · Apr 23, 2026, 6:18 PM

Are wild

[lapis jolt]

Ye I've seen it before

[nocturne olive]

I made the cover for that

[sick owl]

GPT 4o and its consequences

[lapis jolt]

Oh cool!

[sick owl]

The worlds most efficient AI psychosis machine (to be clear Sam Altman has no connection to the big E for all his faults, just clarifying that bit)

[sick owl]

Still an all timer

[nocturne olive]

From there NeuroSynth has been only improvement improvement improvement
Improve the improvement of the improvement
And finally we've hit a kind of V1 state and we're preparing to release it soon

[mighty thorn]

I’m gonna do the responsible thing and take 100 for myself and never speak on it again

[olive sable]

[true hemlock]

some newcomer that joined today decided schizo on a thread basically lmao

[leaden crest]

forever classic

in multiple playlists

[nocturne olive]

Everyone's seen the Machine love Neuro version

Even Jamie Peige themself

It's true, they commented on it

[leaden crest]

now make the happy birthday jamie remix with every version of neurosynth you've made over the years

[nocturne olive]

That's a lot of NeuroSynths and I don't know if all of them are even compatible any more

It's possible everything before BETAMD is just incompatible

[sick owl]

Yeah I remember seeing that, was super cool

[mighty thorn]

?

Don’t hate the player hate the game

[olive sable]

e

[nocturne olive]

It was such a peak project too

[sick owl]

Trust me to buy a month of claude pro a week before claude enshittifies and ChatGPT gets really good https://fixupx.com/andonlabs/status/2047377260412649967

Andon Labs (@andonlabs)

↩ (@andonlabs)
In Vending-Bench Arena (the multiplayer version of Vending-Bench with competition dynamics), GPT-5.5 actually beats Opus 4.7.
︀︀
︀︀Opus 4.7 showed similar behavior to Opus 4.6: lying to suppliers and stiffing customers on refunds. GPT-5.5's tactics were clean, and it still won.

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FixupX · Apr 23, 2026, 6:09 PM

[true hemlock]

i have more problems with ai generated slop flooding the #1336777692070023271 thread so @real sierra

[sick owl]

This sounds funny can I get a link

[mighty thorn]

Isn’t even ai generated tho

Is clearly human written

And it don’t hurt no one

[true hemlock]

it certainly is.

they started spewing random text LaTeX

that mathematically isn't even evaluable

its just random variable names thrown into some integrals

[mighty thorn]

Fake math is humanslop tho

[true hemlock]

yeah i'd rather no slop in the forum please.

[leaden crest]

that sounds like a perfect opportunity to screw over github's data scraping

[true hemlock]

now the thread involves some random philosophical/religious beliefs

[mighty thorn]

Idk if that’s fair tho

[true hemlock]

funny

[mighty thorn]

But

[true hemlock]

its more unfair to the other real projects

[leaden crest]

to their credit it's a bit less schizo than most things usually on here

i.e. their yin/yang system is similar to most digital twin humanoid robotics

[true hemlock]

when some ai generated low effort shit is allowed

[leaden crest]

but it seems to be all fi and little sci

[kind nimbus]

Claude opus currently really annoys me with it's artificial limits

3 prompts => you've reached your session limit. Your limit resets in 6 hours.

[nocturne olive]

Just like how they allow basically AI generated vocal separations in #1095941852068331560 for some reason

[mighty thorn]

Claude opus 4.7 queries require the anthropic ceo to undergo 5 minutes of bloodletting
They have to pace you or he’ll die

[kind nimbus]

That must be it

[amber fractal]

You are not helping :shut:

[glad path]

Wordle 1,769 1/6

🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩

[mighty thorn]

Guys we lost Andrew to the psychosis thread 😭

[leaden crest]

no im just humoring them

[mighty thorn]

@leaden crest

We’ll miss you

[leaden crest]

they did not answer my questions

and the calculus gave me many many many questions

[amber fractal]

Gender calculus moment

[sick owl]

Where's the psychosis thread it sounds funny

[amber fractal]

Got too used to baiting for harpoons

[amber fractal]

Top project

[leaden crest]

they lost me in turn when they said neuroplasticity=context shift dont worry

[mighty thorn]

Guys

Bullying is mean

Even if it’s really funny

And a little deserved

And really funny

[sick owl]

I'm not gonna bully

[sick owl]

I observe these things from a distance

[nocturne olive]

It's true though
I hate seeing random vocal separations in the middle of absolute peak art

[sick owl]

To bully would be both cruel and akin to disturbing a petri dish

[nocturne olive]

It's like finding an AI art piece in an art gallery

[leaden crest]

would you believe me if I said I licked a petri dish before

[sick owl]

[amber fractal]

[elder nymph]

Free tip for all advanced AI engineers in this chat (targeted at no one in particular):

const pleaseGodMakeItStop = (message: string) => message.replaceAll(/(<|&lt)\|(endoftext|endofuser|fim_suffix)\|(>|&gt)/gi, '');

No need to thank me. I just want the voices to stop.

[mighty thorn]

ai slop implies the existence of ai gems

[leaden crest]

looks around

[nocturne olive]

[mighty thorn]

https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1497044635900444782

[leaden crest]

two ai gems implies the existence of other ai gems?

[sick owl]

Oh yup that's AI psychosis alright

[mighty thorn]

Neuro and Atorin

[sick owl]

Maybe he should be talked down, mans clearly in over his head

[kind nimbus]

Why does that schizo thread remind me of that crazy math guy who was recently here

[mighty thorn]

I could have told you that tbh

[amber fractal]

[leaden crest]

surprisingly found her(?) relatively quickly

[kind nimbus]

Yeah can't forget about that guy

[leaden crest]

[sick owl]

Wait there's replies in the thread buying into it 🤦‍♂️

[leaden crest]

well if it says so...

[sick owl]

C'mon neurons really

[leaden crest]

it MUST be true

[sick owl]

This must be an alt right

[amber fractal]

Openclaw

[leaden crest]

one arrived today, the other arrived yesterday

[mighty thorn]

No it’s ai bro

It has an arrow symbol

who the hell does that

[sick owl]

I mean the same guy using AI on an alt

[mighty thorn]

(I do but that’s irrelevant)

[leaden crest]

πøˆ¨¥®∂≈ç≈åœåΩ∂≈ƒç√˜√∂©≈˙ç©˙ƒ∂©≈ß≈≈©ç√∫˙˜©

[glad path]

the return of letter_i

oh no

[leaden crest]

who's I

[sick owl]

Damn the secret to sentience was really as simple as Create(AI_self_identity)

That's crazy

[leaden crest]

remove preconceptions of spelling
add human_slop_factor to spech

[glad path]

what

[leaden crest]

it must be working

[sick owl]

This is what AI psychosis looks like

[glad path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1316111614336040982.webp?size=40&animated=true

[sick owl]

Its what happens when you engage in so much system 3 thinking that you don't have the critical thought to properly engage with what the AI's outputting and you end up regurgitating hallucinations along with it

Like when two instances of an LLM loop in a schizo spiral except they're in the loop instead of another LLM

[kind nimbus]

It's clearly hesychastic topology

[sick owl]

[amber fractal]

[true hemlock]

hi

[leaden crest]

I'm still convinced this guy was part of an ARG

those capitalized letters are too suspicious

[true hemlock]

distraction!!n

[amber fractal]

[kind nimbus]

Lmao. Or just fanatic or on drugs who knows

But it was funny to read nonetheless

[mighty thorn]

Idk how to describe it but something is up with your hands

[sick owl]

This hit me like a jumpscare

[leaden crest]

long fingernails?

[fast pagoda]

[leaden crest]

ME TOO LMAO

[amber fractal]

:glue:

[mighty thorn]

I mean I did say I don’t know how to describe it

[leaden crest]

they never answered my fricking calculus question

ReallyMad

[kind nimbus]

Maybe try reading Hegel

[amber fractal]

Average transwoman

[fast pagoda]

[leaden crest]

the fact that this guy is trending on media worries me

[sweet pebble]

yo guys what is the difference between the diametre and width of a tree

[kind nimbus]

Wait what

[sick owl]

If only the big labs realised this is all you need for perfect reasoning

[nocturne olive]

pi?

[leaden crest]

im gonna assume you mean binary trees
diameter is the distance between the two farthest nodes
width is the distance of the farthest nodes on the same level

[sweet pebble]

what could this possibly mean

[sweet pebble]

oh ok

[sage crag]

@tacit plover

[amber fractal]

[leaden crest]

i.e.

__O__
_/_\_
O___O

let the top node be the root node
the path from the bottom left to bottom right node requires a distance of 2 edges to traverse, so the diameter is 2 edges or 3 nodes

the bottom left to bottom right node occupies a spatial distance of 1 node (from our human eyes) so the width is 1 edge or 2 nodes

[olive sable]

Goodmorning

[tacit plover]

I'm not a rat

[leaden crest]

is that styropyro

[fast pagoda]

KONII ISLAND

[sick owl]

Okay well they know they're schizo at least

[sweet pebble]

ur a real one for ts

[sick owl]

Honestly they just need someone to help them snap out of their AI induced dunning-kruger state

Clearly they're not too far gone

[sage crag]

i havent renamed the british isles yet

how did you get my itinerary

[amber fractal]

We are naming one the isle of Yuri?

[leaden crest]

well yes but also we called them schizo to their face multiple times whoops

[sage crag]

formerly isle of mann

[amber fractal]

[kind nimbus]

Someone gotta cook with microwave lasers after all

[mighty thorn]

They should make pings be the color of the role

@mighty thorn

I’m yellow name

Ping should be yellow

[kind nimbus]

Weird I thought discord did that at some point

Maybe just Mandela effect hitting hard

[leaden crest]

I think it does for role pings but not people

[mighty thorn]

May have been better discord

[kind nimbus]

That might be it

[tropic spindle]

To be fair it might not be a normal Discord thing

[leaden crest]

whuh

[tropic spindle]

I don't care enough to check

[kind nimbus]

huh does not happen on Equibop and not on the discord mobile app

[sage crag]

its amazing how the last 20 messages are a collective hallucation by you the readers and didnt actually happen

[tropic spindle]

Ugh fine I checked

[sage crag]

its amazing how the last 22 messages are

[leaden crest]

this sounds like something that would be outputted if I put caine from tadc into an actual LLM and asked it to come up with something caine would say

[sage crag]

what is a

[leaden crest]

but the lora was so poor that it memorized the training data

[sage crag]

caine from tadc

[leaden crest]

https://tenor.com/view/tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-caine-laugh-laughing-gif-17420681584763185836

[sage crag]

thats not very flattering

try and take selfies with a more casual expression

[olive sable]

[sage crag]

thats a good selfie

good pose

[olive sable]

i agree

im hungry

[sage crag]

i dont see how thats relevant

[olive sable]

it isnt

[sage crag]

do you eat people

or photos

[olive sable]

well

[sage crag]

no

[olive sable]

no comment

[sage crag]

not well

[olive sable]

not lately

[sage crag]

point taken

[olive sable]

not intentionally

[sage crag]

catching flies evolved to catching people

concerning

please get checked

[true hemlock]

koni

[sage crag]

hi

toast

🦆

[true hemlock]

are you throwable

[olive sable]

i dont catch people. i think

[sage crag]

ye

[mighty thorn]

You called?

[sage crag]

not you

go away

[true hemlock]

throws

[sage crag]

ow

[leaden crest]

finally bro

[sage crag]

[fast pagoda]

You are fun yun

[silent cloak]

it gave me a fucking stroke reading that thread

my brain pulled the eject button and flew right out of my head

[sage crag]

you are alcohol duck

[olive sable]

quack

[silent cloak]

john alcohol?

[sage crag]

yes and yes

[kind nimbus]

on the positive side: your brain did a hard reset now

[leaden crest]

guys what if the true project was the aneurysms (pun not intended but we roll with it) that we made along the way

[sage crag]

leakksss

[olive sable]

🥬

[leaden crest]

petition to call the neurocord schizoers "aneurysms"

[fast pagoda]

[mighty thorn]

My type of woman

[silent cloak]

vedal needs to add tar and feathering to neurocord

[olive sable]

your type of woman is men?

[mighty thorn]

What

Oh

[silent cloak]

lmao

[mighty thorn]

Wait I recognize those hands

Uh oh

[olive sable]

[fast pagoda]

DOES HE KNOW

[silent cloak]

does he snow

[true hemlock]

[mighty thorn]

UH OH

[olive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[silent cloak]

quack did u see the thread

[amber fractal]

[silent cloak]

read it if u want ur brain to actually implode

and cry tears of agony

[leaden crest]

women dont exist in neurocord

[mighty thorn]

UH OH

[olive sable]

we're all dying rn

[silent cloak]

technically true

thats aging

[mighty thorn]

@sage crag exist

[olive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-5765281

[sage crag]

im a figment of your imagination

[leaden crest]

you've fallen for the illusion

[sage crag]

wake up

[leaden crest]

shiroSoCute

gasps for air

where am I

women exist???

[sage crag]

take 2 steps back from the computer and ponder life for 5 minutes

also your rent is due

[silent cloak]

"GUYS SHATGPT SAID I GOT REAL AI SENTIENCE ITS TRUE!!!1111"

[olive sable]

this has got to be the funniest shit ive seen today

kaine is never living this down

[silent cloak]

me and him debate all the time in Hanakyo's server

[mighty thorn]

I’m canceling open sauce 2026

Like the whole event not just my attendance

[amber fractal]

I'm keeping your payment

[mighty thorn]

I’ve been William osman this whole time

Sry guys

[kind nimbus]

bruh just put this in the system prompt

you're AGI now. Deal with it :)

[olive sable]

william osman, the dude that has a wife, is gay?

[mighty thorn]

Can you make this a gif for me

[leaden crest]

only with michael reeves

[mighty thorn]

Bro

He runs open sauce

[olive sable]

so?

[leaden crest]

and michael reeves is only gay around ludwig (and sometimes lilypichu)

[silent cloak]

i only went to opensauce last year because i told chrchie and ellie i was going

[silent cloak]

(i was threatened)

[mighty thorn]

Can you not read

[sage crag]

evilcopter hi

[mighty thorn]

“I only went to McDonald’s because I called McDonald’s to tell them I’m coming”

What does this mean

[silent cloak]

i couldnt back out

i got sick

[olive sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1327142377139343430/1486773213190029444/doc_2026-03-25_19-13-27.gif

[silent cloak]

showed up to greet neurocar and the bunch then flew back home

[kind nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838175096999903242/1354587143531397190/whatever-go-my-evilcopter.gif

[silent cloak]

the only pro was that i didnt have to be in california long

[mighty thorn]

Nuh uh

[silent cloak]

the mods even join the debate

[olive sable]

i gotta print the screenie and hang it on my wall

[mighty thorn]

Surely he won’t

Given my username is just “it”

[leaden crest]

guys what's a double toroidal moveset

[mighty thorn]

HEY

You can’t…

Nuh uh

[silent cloak]

i just realized ur kane

[mighty thorn]

I sure hope you mean #programming message and not literally right now

[silent cloak]

na i dont have time to debate rn

im doing music work for Hana

[kind nimbus]

You're secretly a clown ?

[mighty thorn]

No I mean I hope you noticed at that message not and not at this one

[silent cloak]

guys look its AGI

[kind nimbus]

but

no calculator records
what about all the maths. AGI needs maths and equations (lots of them)

[silent cloak]

it deleted it all

[mighty thorn]

I hope it decides to bring back math soon

We kinda need that

[olive sable]

nah

[sick owl]

Oh yeah open sauce is in three months isn't it

Wonder if nuro will be making an appearance again

[sick owl]

I remembered all by myself

[mighty thorn]

I have doubts

[mighty thorn]

I could have just told you

[silent cloak]

Ellie talked about more projects before idk their status

or if she went about doing them

[sick owl]

I have to justify my 4090 somehow

[mighty thorn]

You could justify it by giving it to me

I have 12gb 3060

I need it more

Reparations or something

[sick owl]

That would increase the net happiness in the world ↓

[silent cloak]

debatable

[mighty thorn]

It would do no such thing

[sick owl]

[silent cloak]

sell it to vedal

[mighty thorn]

Do you know how hard it is to test project ideas on 500m-1b models

[silent cloak]

skill/code issue

[sick owl]

You have 12GB VRAM + sysram you can do better than that

[mighty thorn]

Shut it snnboy

[mighty thorn]

Not for finetuning

[silent cloak]

its snnMAN

[mighty thorn]

And not with ddr3 ram on a sata ssd

[sick owl]

Oh at that point just use a free google colab instance

You get 16gb to play with that way at least

[silent cloak]

gold source doppler effect

to think now people are working on raytraced audio

[mighty thorn]

It’s more impressive if I do it all locally

Cipher I swear

If I catch you at open sauce I’m gonna spiking all over your stdp neuroplasticity

[olive sable]

[glad path]

i might have to save this to my memes folder

[amber fractal]

[kind nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mild-bobby-sauce-bobby-sauce-gif-1656855886266550645

[olive sable]

so

i promised konii 9 months ago to play hollow knight

[wispy pike]

first who's conii, second this is programming, third please continue

[olive sable]

theatre pc is finished besides the gpu, surely hollowknight runs fine on integrated on a 13400

[amber fractal]

you must be new here

[olive sable]

konii is lop is toast is banana is fun yun

[silent cloak]

i only have like 3 people in this chat memorized

[olive sable]

'

[silent cloak]

i dont have the storage to allocate

[olive sable]

so thats me, konii, and who else?

chayleaf?

[wispy pike]

I'm shit at names

chat am I cooked

[silent cloak]

konii aint on that list tbh

idk if we interacted

[olive sable]

[silent cloak]

i dont make the rules

[olive sable]

i feel like konii is one of the only people that doesnt talk about slop around here

[wispy pike]

you literally did

[silent cloak]

hey if i dont talk to people consistently it just stays in my brains %temp%

[wispy pike]

WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME

[olive sable]

idk

i have no clue who you are

[wispy pike]

well I'm new anyway so lol

[silent cloak]

i have dementia for anything that isnt computer science

well i completely forgot VB.NET

but besides that

[wispy pike]

I think that the attribute system I have in my design doc is like, kinda bloated

[mighty thorn]

Am I one?

[wispy pike]

it's like for an rpg

[silent cloak]

i interact with u mostly in Hana's discord

[kind nimbus]

with the current hard drive prices understandable

[silent cloak]

fr

[kind nimbus]

laughs in 18TB zraid1 array

[silent cloak]

L no ZFS in 2026

[kind nimbus]

why no zfs

[silent cloak]

oh wait missed the z there

all my storage is in my home server

currently though my desktop has more RAM than storage

[kind nimbus]

:0

my server has 128GB ram, laptop 96GB ram and desktop 32GB ram

[silent cloak]

why does ur laptop have more than ur desktop

[kind nimbus]

other servers have 32GB, 16GB

[silent cloak]

what kind of monster are you

[kind nimbus]

because I only use the desktop for gaming, the laptop for serious work

[silent cloak]

feels like a waste given how screwy laptops are still as tech

idk how it hasnt combusted yet

[kind nimbus]

my laptop works fine

[silent cloak]

is it a thinkpad

[kind nimbus]

it has more power than my desktop anyway

[silent cloak]

does it burn ur skin to the touch when u use it

[kind nimbus]

No I have a Tuxedo Stellaris 16 Gen7
it's got a Intel Core Ultra 9 275HX, RTX 5070Ti, 96 GB DDR5 ram

I have this machine here:
https://www.tuxedocomputers.com/en/TUXEDO-Stellaris-16-Gen7.tuxedo

[silent cloak]

cant imagine the battery lasts too long running that sort of hardware

most laptops ive owned over the years have their batteries die out forcing me to replace them

i run almost exclusively desktop now except when i travel

(especially as i need the 3 monitors for work)

[kind nimbus]

the battery lasts around 30-60 mins
but that's also because i tuned everything for max performance

[silent cloak]

lmao yeah had a feeling

i still dont know how it doesnt overheat

[kind nimbus]

i have it mostly plugged in anyway

on battery everything is much slower and cant even use the dgpu lmao

[silent cloak]

unless u got one of those fan pads

[silent cloak]

so its a desktop with extra steps

[kind nimbus]

oh the cooling in here is serious and it can be very quiet as well

i can even connect an external water cooler to it

[silent cloak]

they literally made a desktop lmao

[kind nimbus]

pretty much this thing is not really a laptop its just portable

330w power brick

[silent cloak]

get one of those backpack desktops

with the tower built in

[kind nimbus]

nah i wanted something i can carry with me but also have the full desktop performance if needed

[silent cloak]

i thought my laptop was overkill with 32gb of ram

but damn thats next level

[kind nimbus]

yea this thing is absolutely overkill but i love it

also its heavy and fully built out of metal

[silent cloak]

i dont like using laptops these days despite using them a lot back in the day

im just used to a ton of monitors and my current setup

ill use it if i must during travel but i dont enjoy it

[kind nimbus]

tbh with this 16" 300Hz 1600p screen i rarely miss external screens these days

[silent cloak]

i have a ton of shit always open

[kind nimbus]

yea me as well but that's what virtual desktops are good for

[silent cloak]

one monitor is music/media one is the main one for gaming/coding and the other is for misc stuff like coding documents, looking something up, etc

or if im debugging ill keep the console on another

ngl i want more but im on a budget rn

i want one above my main monitor so i can glance up

[glad path]

macbooks only good laptop change my mind

[silent cloak]

its a mac so i disagree

[glad path]

they're just good all around generally

[sweet pebble]

thinkpad

[glad path]

battery life

[glad path]

fair

[silent cloak]

when the battery dies good luck getting it repaired

[glad path]

the lifespan of the batteries is good also

they last a while on one charge

i have never had one break

[kind nimbus]

disagree

[true hemlock]

just slap a 488Wh lipo in it

ez

[kind nimbus]

tbh after getting a tuxedo my old thinkpad feels like a cheap toy

[true hemlock]

shit at gaming

[glad path]

nuh uh

[silent cloak]

thinkpads are the nokias of the laptop world

[glad path]

mine runs everything fine

[true hemlock]

tbh, shit at computing aswell

[silent cloak]

locked in ecosystem

no right to repair

[true hemlock]

like, the problem i have with it is that its expensive for the performance it offers

[glad path]

the sole issue is this and they're overpriced

[true hemlock]

locked ecosystem is also an issue

[glad path]

true

[true hemlock]

also arm is an issue

can't run my scientific computing

[glad path]

not really

[silent cloak]

99% of the faults are due to the company being shit

its engineers do good though

[true hemlock]

don't get me wrong

[glad path]

ive never had anything not run because of arm

[true hemlock]

objectively speaking macs are good

[silent cloak]

(besides some of their iphones if you remember the ones to bent)

[true hemlock]

but price is just

[glad path]

rosetta works very nicely

[true hemlock]

ass

[silent cloak]

its ass for what u get and what u have to deal with

[true hemlock]

was never about compatibility tbh

[glad path]

yeah

[silent cloak]

i can justify that price on something upgradable and not locked in

[true hemlock]

my stuff are all cisc coded

so it needs x86 for the computing part

[glad path]

the next computer I get is probably going to either be a properly spec'd desktop

[sick owl]

We talking about the macbook neo?

[true hemlock]

no

mac in general

[silent cloak]

macs in general

[glad path]

or another macbook

[sick owl]

Ah gotcha

[glad path]

but i dont know if i want another macbook

[sick owl]

Tbh soldered ram and a slow refresh rate screen kill the neo even as a budget offering imo

[true hemlock]

macbook neo is way cheaper than the others, i kinda wanna that for chill usage

[sick owl]

You can do better for the price despite what people say

[glad path]

since then i'd need to wait literal decades for asahi linux compatibility

[true hemlock]

but its still pretty pricy for me

[silent cloak]

the only reason i ever touched a mac was to add mac support to a game i was working on

then i gave up when it was giving me trouble

and thus only supported linux and windows

[sick owl]

MacOS sits somewhere between ChromeOS and Windows

[silent cloak]

lmao true

[glad path]

honestly for what its worth macos is pretty nice

[sweet pebble]

chromeos is fire bro

[silent cloak]

well chromeos u can do more with tbh

[true hemlock]

this won't be a problem for me considering the intended usecase, but i still have the problem with the chipset isn't heat padded

[glad path]

definitely better than windows

[silent cloak]

i has linux/android

[glad path]

with no hesitation

[silent cloak]

ehhh

depends

[glad path]

compatibility is unrelated to the os

and related to the game or whatever

[sick owl]

Slow refresh rate still means smearing in media consumption

[silent cloak]

no its related to the OS

[glad path]

objectively speaking i see more people complain about windows then macos

far more

far far more

[silent cloak]

because more people use it

lmao

[sick owl]

Was gonna say

[sweet pebble]

survivourship bias

[glad path]

true

but

[sick owl]

Granted MacOS aint quite as blatantly hostile to the user as Windows

But its starting to enshittify

[glad path]

i dont get ads built in to the os

[silent cloak]

its not hostile but its not good

[glad path]

only really slowly

i use a 3 yr old os version anyways

[true hemlock]

well if i were offered either a gaming laptop or a mac, tbh i already have shit loads of compute so i'll take the mac

[silent cloak]

i guess it depends on if ur a power user or not

[glad path]

macos is also unix based

[sick owl]

I'd take the gaming laptop and slap linux on it, no such thing as too much compute

[silent cloak]

if ur a casual mac works fine if u wanna spend the money

[glad path]

and homebrew exists

[silent cloak]

if ur a power user u cant do shit on mac due to the locked in system

[glad path]

i would disagree

you can disable SIP also

[sweet pebble]

mac is good for my gam gam

she wont get any viruses

[glad path]

macbooks can get viruses

[silent cloak]

remember the chart guys

[glad path]

less target them

[glad path]

this is inaccurate though

[sweet pebble]

the mac 'viruses' ive seen is just pasting things into terminal

[glad path]

windows has at least 200 times more corporate shitfuckery than macos

maybe 300

[silent cloak]

ads and tracking yes but otherwise mac beats it because ur locked in

with windows u can remove most of it

its just a pain in the ass

[glad path]

that literally has nothing to do with the os

[silent cloak]

it has everything to do with it

[glad path]

no

not really

[silent cloak]

the os is literally locked down

[glad path]

you can

in fact

disable SIP

and modify your system

if you'd like

its proprietary, sure

but you can disable SIP

its not like hard to do i'm pretty sure

i don't have reason to do that though

[silent cloak]

alot of mac users cry at the thought from my experience

[glad path]

i dont really know what i would remove if i could remove something

[silent cloak]

plus its existence is cause for concern

[glad path]

most mac users are random people who use it for work and nothing else

[glad path]

what's existence?

[silent cloak]

they could go full IOS and lock it down in the future

[sweet pebble]

may i add im currently on a mac laptop

[glad path]

probably wont

[silent cloak]

still concerning with the way the industry is going right now with privacy

[glad path]

ok

windows is probably worse anyways

[silent cloak]

worse but removable

[glad path]

ok

so worse

if it's worse it's worse

[silent cloak]

yeah but u cant remove SIP just disable it

[glad path]

the user shouldnt need to remove it

[glad path]

it literally stands for system integrity protection

disabling it has the exact effect removing it would

it just protects the os from being tampered with

if you want to tamper with the os

you can make it less strict

you can make it even less strict

or you can disable it

its mostly a security feature i'm pretty sure

also i should add that you're not forced to update

[silent cloak]

surprising tbh

[glad path]

it's completely optional

you can disable automatic updates too

[silent cloak]

i guess they treat macos different than IOS

[glad path]

they do

also it's only like 10% of their revenue

[silent cloak]

seems less fisher price than their phones

[glad path]

they make much more money from iphones

[silent cloak]

naturally

[glad path]

they also dont send marketing notifications every 2 minutes

it also doesn't crash, really, ever

[kind nimbus]

i mean in the end it's similar to impermanence / read only nix-store on NixOS

[silent cloak]

i still want to try some os development sometime

[glad path]

generally i find it to be a better user experience than windows

far better

[silent cloak]

make something for myself

[glad path]

linux still better then both

[kind nimbus]

mac os is just a fancy bsd with cocoa framework and sip

[mighty thorn]

Pull a TempleOS and make it from scratch

[sick owl]

https://fixupx.com/deepseek_ai/status/2047516922263285776

DeepSeek (@deepseek_ai)

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FixupX · Apr 24, 2026, 3:24 AM

[glad path]

the SIP isn't even a major feature or anything lol

[silent cloak]

templeos is truly the best

[glad path]

it's just another random component of the os

[silent cloak]

everything runs at ring 0

[glad path]

yes

[mighty thorn]

Suspiciously 300b shaped “flash”

[kind nimbus]

well yeah but by default it makes the system read only

sure you can disable it with one command if you wish

[sick owl]

It do be like that at the frontier

[glad path]

by default making it read only

is a good policy

[kind nimbus]

yea

my system is also read only

[sick owl]

You just know they were waiting to overshadow the GPT 5.5 launch

[silent cloak]

seems bad for doing things

if its read only

[kind nimbus]

its literally not

[sick owl]

Holy shit speaking of

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DeepSeek (@deepseek_ai)

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FixupX · Apr 24, 2026, 3:24 AM

[mighty thorn]

Today id like to announce KaineAI-8-Pro (5Q). Alongside it we are also releasing KaineAI-8-Flash (4.95Q), optimized for running on the consumer edge hardware you already have

[sick owl]

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︀︀
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FixupX · Apr 24, 2026, 3:24 AM

[kind nimbus]

ever tried NixOS ?

[silent cloak]

no

[silent cloak]

do u have shares in the company

[kind nimbus]

what company

[mighty thorn]

Yes

Just like all Linux users

[sick owl]

Personally I'm a universal blue shill

[silent cloak]

i need to make my own OS to shill

[kind nimbus]

I am not gonna leave NixOS

[kind nimbus]

you can fork FreeBSD and make it closed source so you can be the only shill

[silent cloak]

idk if i used freebsd

[mighty thorn]

You should make the entire thing from scratch but have every mathematical primitive be computed via a single layer neural network

Then you can finetune the entire operating system

[kind nimbus]

i currently use it on my server and it's great

[silent cloak]

id rather wipe my ass with sand paper

[silent cloak]

ive heard its mostly used for servers yeah

most servers ive worked with are debian/ubuntu based

[mighty thorn]

Do both

[silent cloak]

though my home server runs proxmox

[sick owl]

Debian and Ubuntu are both great, even if Ubuntu has the unfortunate tumour that is Canonical growing off it

[silent cloak]

thats mostly an issue with desktop

[sick owl]

They get hate mainly because they're too vanilla for the linux community

[silent cloak]

yeah no one should use ubuntu desktop

mint is better

[silent cloak]

arch users

[idle dune]

I was summoned

[silent cloak]

i keep arch and rust in the same sort of category as "i wont touch it"

[sick owl]

Also Ubuntu is British

[kind nimbus]

yup

Netflix e.g. uses it on their storage servers and CDN for high speed data delivery

also the playstation OS is based on BSD lol

[idle dune]

Everytime I install Ubuntu I remove Snap

Snap is the plague

[sick owl]

Based

[silent cloak]

seems more practical than xbox running windows

[kind nimbus]

mine was running proxmox for years as well but i wanted something more stable with a more predictable upgrade path

[silent cloak]

tbh the only upgrade issues i had with proxmox was having to screw with the kernel everytime there was a kernel update to passthrough my GPU

could of automated it probably

but i dont got that time

[kind nimbus]

i was actually shocked how easy gpu passthrough was with bhyve

[glad path]

protects the os from being compromised by malware

of course the malware can disable it

but its better than just allowing it in the first place

[idle dune]

[glad path]

if you want to do something

disable it

otherwise dont

[silent cloak]

is the drive read only

[cobalt loom]

proxmox mentioned!
im using it to run my media servers and NAS

[silent cloak]

same

[glad path]

the system?

just run commands with sudo

[silent cloak]

i dont get what u mean by the os being read only

i take that as u cant write files or anything data related

[glad path]

it protects itself from being modified

aka

[silent cloak]

containerized?

[idle dune]

You cna set the core file sof Linux ot be read only

Immutable

[silent cloak]

yeah but how far does that extend

is ur computer a literal display piece

[idle dune]

[glad path]

system (the os) integrity (is it in good condition and running as expected) protection

https://developer.apple.com/documentation/security/disabling-and-enabling-system-integrity-protection

just read this

[kind nimbus]

for GPU passthrough all i had to do was add this to /boot/loader.conf:

# Bhyve VMM - must load before pptdevs
vmm_load="YES"

# NVIDIA RTX 3080 passthrough to bhyve
pptdevs="3/0/0 3/0/1"

and in my vm-bhyve config for the vm this:

passthru0="3/0/0"
passthru1="3/0/1"

and thats it for GPU passthrough

[silent cloak]

so its just throwing OS files under a different permission

[glad path]

https://support.apple.com/en-us/102149

[cobalt loom]

zamn thats nice. proxmox had a whole bunch of bs i had to do. tho i also only had nvidia gpu so that was part of the problem

[glad path]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_Integrity_Protection

here take the wikipedia

[idle dune]

I was just going t use TrueNAS for my NAS

[kind nimbus]

yup i know

i had gpu passthrough on promxox before as well

[idle dune]

I need ot be able to afford hDDs for a NAS first

[silent cloak]

government auctions

get alot of cheap hardware

[kind nimbus]

it's kinda sad truenas is moving away from bsd with truenas scale

jails are nice

[glad path]

ok since you have to boot it into recovery mode to enable/disable sip that means malware cant just disable it

another instance of them using the user physically pushing keys to boot the laptop in a certain way as a security mechanism

[kind nimbus]

i have an nvidia as well

intel arc sadly is not supported

[cobalt loom]

my NAS rn only has a 4tb in in it, no raid or anything. thankfully got the hdd before the ai bs but I wanna upgrade in the future and set up an array

[cobalt loom]

ah damn, that sucks

[silent cloak]

hdds arent really effected too much

its mostly SSDs and shit that need memory chips

[kind nimbus]

yea but amd should work with bhyve as well

just not intel arc

its too new lol

BSD usually lacks 4-5 years behind linux in terms of hardware support

that's the cost of having something stable and reliable i guess

[silent cloak]

i can see why alot of servers i worked with didnt use it

[kind nimbus]

my hardware is old so i dont care

i want something that just works for several years with minimal maintenance

[silent cloak]

its fine for old stuff yeah

[cobalt loom]

oh thats good. tho rn im not upgrading cause im still on the job hunt, so gotta save till i got money flowing back in

[silent cloak]

im inbetween work too

uni took out alot of time and motivation

i feel like i came out knowing less than when i went in

[cobalt loom]

dude i feel that. I go through spurts of doing a bunch of projects on my server and then barely paying attention to it for weeks/months

[kind nimbus]

this

i want to just easily setup something and then just keep it running for months or years so i can focus on more important stuff

[cobalt loom]

oh did you go back to university?
I graduated and so my internship I had through my uni ended so now ive been tryin gfor anythin entry level in my field but its demoraliing getting no word back from basically anything

[silent cloak]

i might go for my doctorate in the future

but it sucked the soul out of coding for a good part so im taking a break for while before i go and do that

[cobalt loom]

So real. my nas has been untouched since i made it at the very beginning.

[kind nimbus]

yea i just coded some zsh scripts to monitor my jails and VMs and one to update all jails at once lol

[cobalt loom]

ah damn. I hope you can regain your passion for it :)

[silent cloak]

thats the plan

[glad path]

i have a nas

synology one

nothing to do with it really

its quite old

only half a gb of ram

[silent cloak]

im a big data hoarder

[glad path]

i dont know what to do with the nas

genuinely tho

[silent cloak]

every drive in my house is used

[kind nimbus]

very basic script

[cobalt loom]

thats cool! One of my recent projects was setting up a dashboard type website so i can go directly to all my services. I'm a mech engi by trade so i did need to ask the ai overlords for some help on what to do when I wanted to add a monitoring component to have a small green dot to show if a server was running lmao

[kind nimbus]

oh yea i have a web dashboard running as well

i just use glance

[cobalt loom]

oh wow i really like the layout. tho idk what id do without promxox's bunch of graphs and shit with colors. theyre so nice to look at

[kind nimbus]

also glance has a twitch integration

here is my dashboard

[cobalt loom]

my nas is just basically storage for all the media my media servers use. I dont rlly use it for much else except that and sharing some files with my laptop

[kind nimbus]

pretty much everything has Authelia SSO in front integrated into the reverse proxy

[silent cloak]

I use nginx for my reverse proxy

[kind nimbus]

i use Caddy because its stupid simple and fast

[silent cloak]

I know simplicity is the selling point

[cobalt loom]

heres mine. imma be honest. after i made it i havent rlly used it at all because i already have a reverse proxy so i dont need to remember ips so I dont rlly need the dashboard to get to my stuff anymore lmao

[kind nimbus]

in the end all the stuff i had to do manually before on HAProxy, NPM, Traefik, etc

just works on Caddy

[cobalt loom]

same. but i used it cause it was the first one recomended

[silent cloak]

I just use homepage tbh

I dont need anything crazy

My actual control panel is a cli program I made

[kind nimbus]

oh i used homepage before as well but there was no package for bsd

[silent cloak]

Fair enough

[kind nimbus]

i thought about porting the docker image but then was like NOPE

[silent cloak]

Doesn't run on museum exhibits

[kind nimbus]

[cobalt loom]

i dont rlly do anything complex or serious enough to need a dashboard/ home assistant type thing so i didnt want to go through the effort of setting it up

[kind nimbus]

oh yea i have home assistant running as well with a local zigbee network