programming

[kind nimbus]

Do it

[olive sable]

Depends mostly on if you need any apps that are windows on´y

[fiery canopy]

im on arch

lol

[olive sable]

Adobe, office, or games with easy anticheat are the big offenders

[olive sable]

Ah

Ok sure then

[fiery canopy]

I mainly am griping cas I got a specific script Idk if I can be bothered to rewrite

cas I run a coding course

and I host that shit myself since where I host the infra is shit

[olive sable]

Nixos is the natural next step up from arch. I think

[fiery canopy]

mostly

for me rn its the effort am I awake enough to do it lol

tbf good thing abt it is that Its hard to fuck up because I am just copying configs

from laptop

pc

fuck

fml

I cant type

laptop to pc

there we go

[olive sable]

You could have just eddited the message

[fiery canopy]

ye ik, my brain is not braining. I have been awke 18 hours barely 2 hours of sleep

was not the most meta experience in the world as I think you could imagine, I forgot I had stuff which required me to be alive early hence me not sleeping till 4 when I have to be up at 6

[olive sable]

Your name is Don

Which do you prefer? Don sir gaming, or Don jawline?

[fiery canopy]

😭

[olive sable]

Dont bother googeling this nonsense, its a rabbithole

[fiery canopy]

I am passively aware of it

[olive sable]

[fiery canopy]

tbf in all reality it would be as simple as me plugging in my USB drive, running the installer , rebboting pc. Git clone , run script reboot

[olive sable]

Straight back to pc stuff

[fiery canopy]

we do not worry abt it

Do I feel like rewriting multiple scripts tonight

tbf I dont have to tonight

I wont need till either later this week or , next week so technicalkly I have like a solid 4 - 7 days,

[olive sable]

[fiery canopy]

tbf in all logic I should probably just do it to make my life easier so I don't keep trying to do nix stuff on my pc and arch stuff on my laptop when brain decides to disable functioanlity

[proven merlin]

Kinda yea.

[kind nimbus]

Next and probably last step

[kind nimbus]

Just use a simple bash wrapper that directly installs your flake from GitHub and formats the drive

[stark needle]

Hi

I'm ming

[olive sable]

Ming who?

[fiery canopy]

I basically have that tbf

Its just not straight from intsaller

I have to boot but after that it does it

cas it installs hypr and stuff aswell

[warped narwhal]

there is one of two correct paths after arch.

the first is gentoo, if you are a software pureist.
the second is nixos, if you want even more control

if you tell me you switched to LFS instead, I'm calling the police.

[rare bramble]

oh damn, I have a simple tokio + reqwest program deserializing json from rest endpoints, decided to try out smol + surf and it's like 50% faster, somehow?

to be fair, it just sends a couple of requests per call, it's not high throughput

but still

[kind nimbus]

ain't nobody got time for emerge -uvDNa @world

[warped narwhal]

I don't use gentoo, but I'm guessing this downloads and builds every package in existence?

[stark needle]

https://tenor.com/view/tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-ming-gif-14203961406168005794

[kind nimbus]

it rebuilds everything that needs to get rebuilt

Basically what you need for updating your gentoo install.

[olive sable]

[proven merlin]

I might be skipping LFS after moving to Arctix.. whoops

Might just go in without a handbook.. what could go wrong

Tbf id love to write some minimal linkers but i know Jack shit about toolchain work.

Imagine a ld where you can keep multiple versions of idk, any lib, lets say openssl, and force any app to use any other version simply with some config files-

If projects follow propper versioning, it would even allow for partial automatic updates i think

[stark needle]

toast

[olive sable]

Toast

[warped narwhal]

is 8 network interfaces too many interfaces?

[kind nimbus]

nah

my server currently has 10

❯ ifconfig -l
em0 em1 lo0 bastille0 em0.20 em0.99 vm-iot vm-home tap0 tap1

[stark needle]

Install docker and random other junk that makes up more interfaces

😭

[warped narwhal]

I just install docker in a different namespace to avoid that

[olive sable]

[frosty summit]

[fiery canopy]

I have returned from the ventures of installing nixos and for some reason me having to rewrite my hyprland display config 8 times because it didnt like it

I had stuff to do tongiht

I need to do that still

I am now not going to get to sleep early like I wanted fml

[lean bluff]

Have you seen the caveman thingy?

[mighty thorn]

Staring contest

[lean bluff]

https://youtu.be/L29q2LRiMRc

[warped narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[kind fable]

looks like normal youtube to me ?

[patent shard]

it's a joke

[kind fable]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-missed-over-your-head-gif-8604199

it's a meta-joke

[patent shard]

mhm

[tropic spindle]

Funnily enough, the embed isn't showing up for me

[warped narwhal]

So I decided that I hate myself, and I implemented a brainfuck interpreter in raw assembly

https://gist.github.com/an-inconspicuous-semicolon/e421e0a796f48c3c58326cf27f211abc

but hey, it works

[jagged turtle]

Are you ok?

[warped narwhal]

no

writing a program that is too big will crash the code apparently

the worst part

it's faster than the bf interpreter I wrote in C even when compiled with -O3

[opaque sigil]

that's just noise

i'm sure a sufficiently smart compiler would fix this

[tender river]

bf interpreters are boring

make a bf compiler

idiom recognition, jit, optimization passes

surely it will be fun

[willow gale]

Then write a C-to-bf compiler to see jit power

[bitter phoenix]

@maiden geyser hi

[dull egret]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2043756177083826377

https://github.com/weave-logic-ai/weftos

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.21852

ksa 🏴‍☠️ (@kosa12m)

Best paper I've read so far this month:
︀︀
︀︀All elementary functions (sin, cos, tan, exp, log, powers, roots, hyperbolic functions, π, e, and even basic arithmetic) can be generated from just one binary operator:
︀︀eml(x, y) = exp(x) − ln(y)
︀︀…plus the constant 1.

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FixupX · Apr 13, 2026, 6:20 PM

[amber fractal]

AI Disclosure alert on the paper, claims are real but the code might not be up to par

At least if it is to be believed

I'm reserved in my opinion so far

[dull egret]

I'll take a better look at it, after I finish eating.

But it sounds like the kinda thing I'd be looking for

[amber fractal]

@real sierra kill

[real sierra]

[dull egret]

SKULLGE_SUPREME

[amber fractal]

Let me know what you find, I'm also interested in what it is doing

[jagged turtle]

who did we execute

[amber fractal]

Create AI app here with link

[jagged turtle]

straight to the AI black hole for them

[patent shard]

my ssd from 2012 may have died
idk, got a massive amount of paging errors in event viewer and it feels warm

[glad path]

rip

[patent shard]

I never really used it anymore, anyway
and it was only 240gb (which was $250 back in the day, oof)
I don't know what I had on it but hopefully nothing important
really need to back up all my stuff

really should of checked it sooner, I think it had been having issues for like a week now
possibly just running some endless loop of whatever

[kind nimbus]

I remember paying 500-600€ for a 1TB SATA SSD back in the days

[patent shard]

yeah, I did too

except USD

240gb obviously didn't hold me out for long and I ditched hard drives right when I got that ssd

[faint sandal]

I paid for 250gb for 150 back in 2013

[patent shard]

and then 2tb got down to $63 and 4tb down to $150
dang you, discord.. need to resub to that channel to get that emote back..

[kind nimbus]

SSDs for operating systems were probably one of the most significant speedups in computer history where you can immediately feel the impact

[glass jetty]

no toasts

[vague sonnet]

was asleep

jumps out of toaster

[kind nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/toast-gif-23358366

[stark needle]

Toa

[sage crag]

[tight tinsel]

went to assist a robotics competition again this year and one of my juniors caught the top school cheating in broad daylight

still won first place after literally fully swapping out their robot

[obsidian mantle]

How did they cheat?

[tight tinsel]

they had a performance where they would do a "magic trick" with their robot behind a curtain and during that time they completely swapped out their robot for a new one

only reason they could even pull this off is because reputation and also because their school genuinely has infinite budget

[obsidian mantle]

Damn

But how was it caught i assume both robots look the same otherwise there is no sense

[olive sable]

Goodmorning

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-boom-thoughts-anime-girl-boom-thoughts-gif-3847619567883703209

[tight tinsel]

they did it in the open hidden from the judges but my juniors were recording it all

welp the competition has basically no prizes and its only used for their portfolio so not that big of a deal

[kind nimbus]

Go sleep

[olive sable]

No

I have to go to Amsterdam

This thing arrives today

But im not home till friday

[amber fractal]

Free wifi card yoink

[olive sable]

I need this to make bluetooth work with E r P

[amber fractal]

interesting acronym there

[olive sable]

Energy-related Products

I know

...

[amber fractal]

Haha

[idle dune]

I need to get a card like that for my Thinkpad

[opaque wharf]

Toast!

[opaque wharf]

Enterprise Resource Planning

[jagged turtle]

Economical RAM Pricing

[real sierra]

computable_fn

[jagged turtle]

hi shiro

how's your birthday today

[real sierra]

hey hey ktrain

i wouldn't know, no birthday today

but if it were

it would've been a good birthday

[jagged turtle]

[real sierra]

headed to bed shortly

[jagged turtle]

[real sierra]

just doing a quick walk-around of the server to make sure everything is in order

[opaque wharf]

Don't worry. Next time you wake up the whole server would be toast

[jagged turtle]

don't check #neurotic-neurons if you don't want to stay up later

[oblique verge]

happy birthday and good night shiwo

[sage crag]

@rare bridge

[jagged turtle]

what happening

[true hemlock]

https://wccftech.com/intel-nova-lake-core-ultra-series-4-desktop-cpu-die-skus-detailed/

The new Socket, labeled as "Socket V," is not only next-gen CPU-ready, with reports claiming Razor Lake, Titan Lake, and Hammer Lake, all landing on the same package, but will also make it easy for DIY users to reuse existing coolers without needing to change their cooling solutions.

[maiden geyser]

who are you

[true hemlock]

okay, imma just list it all
(eq means full core equivalent based on 2e ~ 1p)
also bLLC is big last level cache so huge cache but apparently not stacked like amd so its a 154mm² tile instead of 98mm² tile. probably for the better TBH allows for us xOC people to have fun with lower thermal density overall

Core Ultra X(?)

• 48 core - 2x (8p+16e bLLC) - (32p eq)
• 40 core - 2x (8p+12e bLLC) - (28p eq)

Core Ultra 9

• 24 core - (8p+16e bLLC) - (16p eq)
• 24 core - (8p+16e) - (16p eq)
• 18 core - (6p+12e) - (12p eq)

Core Ultra 7

• 20 core - (8p+12e bLLC) - (14p eq)
• 20 core - (8p+12e) - (14p eq)
• 12 core - (4p+8e bLLC) - (8p eq)

Core Ultra 5

• 18 core - (6p+12e) - (12p eq)
• 8 core - (4p+4e) - (6p eq)
• 4 core - (4p)

Core Ultra 3 (i felt bad so i'll actually include lp core this time)

• 6 core - (2p + 4lp) - (2p eq)

[idle dune]

intersting.

[true hemlock]

yes i ignored the lp cores most of it

because i don't consider them compute core they're more like i/o cores residing in the i/o tile

[idle dune]

I wonder how they will perform.

[true hemlock]

i just need more info about the pcie but i haven't gotten time to look into that

but well

also, i hope they bring back SMT

[idle dune]

I forget what SMT is

[sage crag]

simultaneous multi threading

can have benefits on compute workloads that fully utilise all the cores you give them

[true hemlock]

hardware level thread concurrency

so it switch between 2 threads per cores

this have benefit

[sage crag]

but can have negative consequences on some latency sensitive single core tasks, typically the tradeoff is good though

[true hemlock]

if your first thread is doing vector heavy compute

it can do it while also switching to the 2nd thread

so you can get overall more multi threaded instructions executed

[true hemlock]

usually minimal tbh

i never feel any difference between SMT on and off for single thread programs

but it does feel different on multi

so i just kept SMT on all times

[sage crag]

ye, on my context switching interpreter, which is pretty much the worst case for smt, the difference in runtime is about 15% at most

[true hemlock]

also SMT doesn't waste space its just extra registers and pointer hardwares and switching module

maybe some predictions component aswell

[sage crag]

in some games i get worse jitter with smt enabled but not noticeable.

if i have a lot of programs open, its actually preferable to have smt enabled, which makes sense i guess

oh right, triangle was one with big performance impact of smt on vs off

[true hemlock]

hm?

right i haven't done triangle for long

[sage crag]

i got much higher fps with smt disabled on triangle

it pins one core to 100% usage and has another thread doing who knows what

the fact i dont have a dgpu may be related

[opaque wharf]

Does this mean intel will support multiple cpu gen with the same socket?

[true hemlock]

yep

[opaque wharf]

They finally realize the error of their ways lol

[true hemlock]

lga 1851 is ass

[idle dune]

Now what does AMD have to fix

[true hemlock]

extreme oc people still prefer 14900KS for core oc

but ig they prefer 285K for mem oc

[true hemlock]

ass pricing on the x3d chip

[opaque wharf]

Their price

[true hemlock]

im so glad i don't rely on x3d chip

[opaque wharf]

AMD hardware is still good

[true hemlock]

and preferred high core count

[opaque wharf]

Just not budget friendly

[true hemlock]

amd has the best balance with efficiency btw

5.2ghz avx512 all 16 core at 179W

but their power state suck

[opaque wharf]

Why do you even hit that

[true hemlock]

absolutely trash power state

can't go lower than 30W

[opaque wharf]

Did you hit that poor CPU on a regular basis?

[true hemlock]

meanwhile my intel

0.9W

power state wise is far superior

but shit efficiency at high load

because it pulls 270W

for the 5.2GHz all core

...on avx2

:(

[true hemlock]

that's nothing tbh

frog hit 800W on her threadripper 3990x

[glass jetty]

0.9W

[true hemlock]

i think just recently 920W after we uh, mess around with the OCP a bit

burst though

that much through only 2* 8pin eps is 🔥

[true hemlock]

they can handle it fine, just not ideal

[true hemlock]

without this ocp trips

[opaque wharf]

That's insane thing to do with expensive HW

[olive sable]

[opaque wharf]

Optimize it further

We demand optimized triangle

[olive sable]

[olive sable]

[opaque wharf]

I misread that as One Prick

[olive sable]

[amber fractal]

I did not expect to find another chez viewer here

[ivory plinth]

[true hemlock]

creature

000 - 5v
001 - 15v
010 - 5v
011 - 9v
100 - 5v
101 - 20v
110 - 5v
111 - 9v

i think im dentge

[glass jetty]

what a weird

[amber fractal]

I'm feeling dentege as I'm attempting to deal with the EML thing

Currently it seems like I can't do it in raw python because mystical things called errors

and the other versions seem to disallow the error checking

[willow gale]

Have anyone tried both gemma 4 and gpt oss?

Can you give me some recommendations? The online one always throw me to paid tier (im poor)

[amber fractal]

one round of dentege later, and I can confirm the paper's contents are actually real

[olive sable]

[stark needle]

Gemma 4

Gpt oss is old

[sage crag]

its a known fact that all of these functions can be calculated using exp and ln

its not very useful though

for cheap computations, there are often better ways than using the exponential form of the functions i.e. using polynomials

theyre accurate and much faster

[amber fractal]

Makes sense

[sage crag]

analogue circuits can also be used to compute them, so the eml function is a bit useless there too

plus with things like floating point, exp and log have such huge error margins for certain values

[sage crag]

especially when ln is computed as eml(..., eml(...)) or something

the function is literally exp minus log, why would you want to calculate a huge value and then subtract a tiny value from it if you value accuracy

[amber fractal]

That I did pick up on early. I feel like the only useful thing might just to take advantage of the composition, but even then there are surely better methods

[sage crag]

the composition is actually a flaw rather than a benefit imo

[amber fractal]

I can see that as well

[sage crag]

its like adding unnessecary polymorphism to a programming project

you dont need to use this function to calculate other functions in a worse way than just calculating those functions straight up

for simplicity of implementation sake it could be considered useful i guess

[amber fractal]

The only way I could see it being useful is if on the silicon there was exactly this one op for floating point and it just attempts to use as many copies of it via some pipeline

[sage crag]

the point of the matter is, exp and ln are nontrivial functions, with exp creating huge values and ln creating small ones, so not only is the computational cost high to do in software but the accuracy is awful

[sage crag]

i'd say having an exp and an ln instruction would be more useful than an eml instruction

[amber fractal]

Agreed there

[sage crag]

fused ops like fma are useful for improving pipeline efficiency, but i doubt such a huge instruction would be very efficient anyway, it definitely wouldnt be a 1-cycle op

i can see it being useful in certain asics, but they probably have more specific needs that can be catered to more directly

[amber fractal]

I'd say the only way it works is someone is insane enough to all in and bruteforce it being useful. Aka composing all other ops as said eml functions.

[sage crag]

its cheaper to just not do that

[amber fractal]

But even then, not the most useful

[sage crag]

[amber fractal]

It opens an interesting door only in terms of thought and not much else

[opaque sigil]

reminds me of how flash attention uses an approximation of 2^x and ln(2) to compute e^x because just relying on the SFU for it is too slow

[amber fractal]

That thought being, just hardware support for fused opts in general. But that's far too complex to consider as is.

I'm not the most invested in it, I just thought it was a interesting idea. But clearly it isn't that easy otherwise it'd already be done

[glass jetty]

guys what is possibility that it is lldb fault? i found no any issue, it is single even never repeated, and it is completely inside trt10
logger do literally nothing btw

[trim valve]

[glass jetty]

that is literally it
as narrow as possible
there literally nothing else done with trt before this call, it is first trt call in entire application (only getter cuda calls before)

[glass jetty]

my reaction to this sigsegv

[trim valve]

do you have more context

[glass jetty]

no, that all
since it is literally first trt call there no any other context to provide

i still have it in debugger btw, if some one have other guesses

fck that was 3 hours already wtf
no way i already spend 3 hours for this

[trim valve]

it's a bit inconvenient that there's no symbol names

[glass jetty]

nah it is expected
it is .so (obviously with obfuscation)

[opaque sigil]

tried with cuda-gdb?

lldb is kind of useless for cuda libraries

[trim valve]

my only guess is that somehow your logger is messed up

but I don't touch cuda much

[glass jetty]

i not doing cuda code, i only use what libs already provide
most low lvl is just memory reordering, only task for gpu here i neural network so
there 0 cuda code and i prob can compile app without any cuda binary in path

that is cursed
that absolutely random 0x0 address

[trim valve]

doesn't tensorrt require cuda to build

[opaque sigil]

you don't build tensorrt

[glass jetty]

build what, it may be require some binary but prob that should be only .so lib

all cuda, cudnn and trt goes already compiled obviously

[opaque sigil]

and you're 100% certain that the logger is the problem?

[glass jetty]

in that case it would show trace to not only logger overridden function but also qt inner and custom handler

[opaque sigil]

surely they wouldn't send you a nullptr message right

[trim valve]

I mean a nullptr message should be valid

[opaque sigil]

idk how qt handles that

[trim valve]

https://docs.nvidia.com/deeplearning/tensorrt-rtx/latest/_static/cpp-api/classnvinfer1_1_1_i_logger.html#adfa61040aec4c1ce70b729de238fc5d3

wait no

lack of brain is hitting

a null pointer message isn't valid, I'm stupid

[opaque sigil]

the only other thing i could think is that somehow the logger reference gets invalidated by something by the time it's trying to be used but surely that can't be happening right

[trim valve]

what does your logger implementation look like

[glass jetty]

i just send above just in case

[glass jetty]

this is absolutely valid, every variable match and logger itself is nothing but overridden class

so only field in logger is vtable ptr

[sage crag]

wrrr

[tender river]

wrrrr

[trim valve]

idk exactly how it works, but have you tried throwing in debug prints

because at the very least, a printf("log called") might be a good idea at the start of the log function

[glass jetty]

erm log works perfectly it only broke now
and since i for the first time released debugger and tried to restart...
that is fucking weird shit:
runs perfectly all the time in main application
fail always in automatic test executable

so i may want to try look at what i linking now

btw idk what have changed but not error is even more ridiculous

[lament igloo]

wait a minute... 👀 this layout looks familiar

[kind nimbus]

Not responding

[glass jetty]

guys that how my reset looks like
and somehow only reason i see why it breaks is model being swapped
it is only cause, cuz init apparently called for every single slot controller receive, just cuz there will always be error about no such file
but changing model so fast can cause errors inside trt
just weird fuck idk guys that shit is cursed
it is only way i see it happens
i can show test case that cause that (since previously there was no way to swap file naturally cuz i used run() function instead of object-in-thread, so i had to wait for last model to generate, now it happens automatically just because signal which trigger model name change can happen only inside thread that either idle, or already run model, gen or inference
literally only reason i see is swapping name too fast
but i have no idea how it would cause memory errors
and btw no its not threads issue with race on model name

[olive sable]

Im on boat

🛥️

[glass jetty]

test case that cause error
open model operate in special mode that allow from code change instead of messing with DE native window
remove here additional two clicks and there no error
-# (actually there error but not trt error, just wrong old test condition)
I GOING FUCKING INSANE

[glass jetty]

nice

[glass jetty]

bullshit
i found an issue
but that bullshit
some check in completely different thread btw
it cause exit.c and therefore error in different thread
that fucking awful, i debugged that for entire day
any with all other cout noise i just havent noticed this cout for this whole time
just figured out that it is weird one, removed all other couts i added temporarily, and searched for cout/cerr in entire app
only then i found this one
that is fucking awful
that is complete shit
I HATE DEBUGGING

    std::cout << __PRETTY_FUNCTION__ <<std::endl; \
    std::exit(1)```

-> 284 if (not QFile(filename).exists()) { testing_abort(); return; }

[vague sonnet]

nowadays I only really debug because someone else's code doesn't do what it says it does

[sage crag]

i prefer to use __builtin_debugtrap (clang only) and __builtin_trap (gcc and clang) for exiting in debuggers

it doe

[glass jetty]

i indeed use it

[sage crag]

ud2

terminated by SIGILL

[glass jetty]

i mean that "abort" was written long ago, i forgot it is exit and not common abort

nvm

[rare bramble]

did some digging and benchmarking, turns out that surf::get reuses the same client under the hood, while reqwest doesnt. stashing a reqwest client to a oncelock and using that solves the issue

[nocturne olive]

Kasane Teto vs genuine FINloid Aino Erufu, Cha Cha Cha

[glass jetty]

it was my code from long ago
anyway that code actually do what it designed to - exit with 1 that cause auto-runner to propagate error
just only wrong thing here is that it cause other thread to error in sigsegv

[nocturne olive]

-# Taking a detour from NeuroSynth to explore Finnish vocal synthesis

[vague sonnet]

if it causes an error then it's either not a complete implementation or the inerface isn't clear enough to avoid misuse

[glass jetty]

it cause error cuz it is error (surely abort is error)
me from that long ago wasnt aware that for debug i should only use aborts and not random exit

this line is 2 years old looking at git

[tender river]

buy more ram

[olive sable]

[glass jetty]

6 magnitude amount of ram

[silent cloak]

Download more ram

[alpine cloud]

oops.

[upper igloo]

This now works only with play money instead and everyone is given 500 nEuros to click stuff
Also no need in any wallet extensions, no need for email too (when signing in click "Guest").

My last update as there's no interest, onto my CV as a pet-project it goes

https://reyvon.gay/

[stark needle]

Bro there's no way

At my new job

Literally the entire source code is dumped into the root folder

I'm not even kidding i could share my screen in fucking video call😭 😭

They use folders just for extra artifacts that isn't code like configs or images or other data

Maintainability is gonna be so friggin ass

[silent cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/what-ill-the-puke-sick-gif-20637274

[stark needle]

I found out why

I stalked linkedin

Seems like the main current maintainer had 0 experience or education in computer science

She has a masters but in linguistics

And somehow then got software engineer job

[rough bloom]

linguistics

[stark needle]

She earns like 2x my salary rn btw

[rough bloom]

[stark needle]

Also the other new hire was doing something and i was like ??????

He was trying to ssh into the prod db server and set it up as a vscode workspace via ssh

[nocturne olive]

That seems very stupid

[stark needle]

Trying to launch a vscode server on a prod server

Cause he said he did it at his previous company

I literally must be dreaming

[rough bloom]

worst possible server to do that with

[stark needle]

There's no way this is real

[stark needle]

Yeah

The entire infra is living by hopes and dreams

[rough bloom]

at least if it was some random app server with nothing saved locally it'll probably get obliterated as part of some big upgrade anyway

but the DB lives forever, now with that guys VS Code setup

[stark needle]

The 10 year legal data retention server is living on fucking hostinger ssd with no backup

It's literally a dump of zip filed csvs

Via FTP

[rough bloom]

that seems... somewhat reasonable at least
other than the no backup part

[rough bloom]

I can totally believe this btw

[stark needle]

no cold storage cloud bucket on tape with data redundancy

????

[rough bloom]

no

you could, but the main advantage of cold storage is lower cost, if you're willing to pay for it to stay on an SSD then whatever

[stark needle]

It's a 1tb ssd and they said they don't know how to handle future data anymore cause it's at 850gb full

[rough bloom]

ideally you'd have some proper archival system but if not then I think putting things on some random host and not letting anyone touch it is reasonable

if it had backups, that is

[stark needle]

The host has public ssh password login

U can literally ssh into it from anywhere

[rough bloom]

see

now that

is bad

[stark needle]

And the password is stored in a shared teams chat

[rough bloom]

[stark needle]

I don't know wtf this company is doing fr

This literally can't be happening

[rough bloom]

I'm happy that my workplace usually doesn't do bs like that

acquisitions are a different story though

[sage crag]

cheese.toastie

cheesi

[rough bloom]

koniitoast

[sage crag]

recognised from

username font

[rough bloom]

distinguished

[sage crag]

and poghd usage

[tender river]

i have

fonts disabled

double disabled

[rough bloom]

random Linux 2.6 hosts with 3 years uptime and no backups my beloathed

[sage crag]

i dont on my phone

[tender river]

i know

[stark needle]

Toast

[rough bloom]

[olive sable]

Toast

[kind nimbus]

[bitter phoenix]

Someone who plays Minecraft

It said on a sign to ping you

[sage crag]

NOT toast

[olive sable]

Toast?

[opaque sigil]

you called?

[olive sable]

[mighty thorn]

Wonder if I can run a model on my 1928 adding machine

Wait

I can’t help but notice

I feel as though something is amiss here

If I didn’t know any better

I’d say a majority of recent chatters had been converted into a heated crunchy bread product

[tender river]

what are you talking about

[warped narwhal]

Clearly they're having a mass delusion

[faint sandal]

https://fxtwitter.com/peach2k2/status/2043872366984400913

peachey2k2 𔐓 (@peach2k2)

do gnome devs really deserve basic human rights

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https://fxtwitter.com/Malix_Labs/status/2043875648226173427

𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘅™ (@Malix_Labs)

@peach2k2

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FxTwitter · Apr 14, 2026, 2:15 AM

[vague sonnet]

good thing you are not forced to use gnome and can switch to normal UI

[patent shard]

Idk
Shouldn't everyone have basic human rights
That is silly, though

[kind nimbus]

KDE masterrace

fim_suffix

[faint sandal]

define normal

[azure lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1si1y5lvkk This is awesome. How to make HTTPS not secure. (Do a packet capture of https://tom7.org/ to see it in action. See that it says "Connection is secure". ]

[vague sonnet]

like, usable

I'm not a linux user but considering it for my next pc
and I've been mostly recommended kde

[faint sandal]

I mean gnome is technically usable

[vague sonnet]

idk I don't like gnome

got to use it at work and uni but it's bleh

[olive sable]

I think you might be getting delussions from hunger

[olive sable]

[fickle rain]

Gippity is manly and looks at stolen code?

[kind nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1486586726012026920/1487184110874136626/Evil_3D_What_The_Fuck.gif

[fickle rain]

Kewl

[sage crag]

gnome is technically usable like magma is technically a drink

(minor exaggeration)

[faint sandal]

banana bread is technically not toast

[sage crag]

azaka is technically not toast either

but you dont see anyone complaining about it (right now)

(you will later) (its how they operate)

[faint sandal]

that's right I do not wish to be toast

[sage crag]

[faint sandal]

I will eat them instead

[sage crag]

no azaka foodpost for a long time

[faint sandal]

because they're posted in general

[sage crag]

ohisee

this is #baking but cooking and restaurant meals are also welcome

just dont post like, a plate of half eaten toast

[faint sandal]

what about buns

[sage crag]

unrelated

[vague sonnet]

bnuuys?

[faint sandal]

bun

[vague sonnet]

bnu

oh I'm toast so people don't see I'm rabbit

[faint sandal]

yes

[vague sonnet]

might be time for pfp change

[warped narwhal]

Do you guys dip your ram into a drink before having it? Or do you have them dry?

[fiery anchor]

deep fried between two sticks of butter.

[tender river]

british

[shrewd cloak]

give it to me before you dip and i will give two cookies for one stick

[maiden geyser]

insane how this took months before first ping

[opaque wharf]

I think putting up a sign in minecraft is even more insane lmao

[fast pagoda]

make sure you toss it in the dishwasher after this

[opaque wharf]

The RAM or the mug?

[vague sonnet]

it's equivalent to asking "would you wash the toast or the plate"

[opaque wharf]

Have you seen the episode of hells kitchen where the lady wash pasta from the trash can?

[warped narwhal]

You don't handwash your toast before eating?

[vague sonnet]

british cooking at its finest
ngl it probably at least has some taste after sitting in the bin for a bit

[warped narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/scotland-forever-gif-1469023208301646087

[vague sonnet]

oh fuck I forgot to buy fish
was gonna make some fish and chips this friday

[wispy pike]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

how dumb is that cook oml

[olive sable]

[fiery canopy]

I had the random instinct to rewrite a very ineffeicent back end service in one of my apps in Go

Will I regret this decision in future , hopefully not, am I fucking my sleep schedule more , defiantly

[opaque wharf]

From what language tho?

TypeScript? Then probably not regret it that much since MS is also doing that

[fiery canopy]

Typescript [idk if this was a good decision but I made it]

gg

Bro guessed

I wrote it in typescript then about a month later am regretting it after seeing the usage

I also just realised I meant to go hunt down my phone like 30 minutes ago but got sidetracked

its so jover

[opaque sigil]

I should use go more but it's so boring

which is a good thing but still

[fiery canopy]

tbf I have not been using it for a similar reason

and partially cas I lowk forgot abt it for a solid while

dont even ask me how idrk, then I was like how tf am igonna fix this then I was like oh wait I just write it in go, that owuld make alot more sense

I also found my phone

finally

It had somehow eneded up under the middle of my bed I am still unsure of how that happened

[opaque wharf]

Who knew AI company would hype up their AI
https://blog.robbowley.net/2026/04/14/ai-watershed-moment-or-expensive-pen-tester-the-aisi-mythos-data/

[fiery canopy]

ehh

[rigid snow]

sounds like a skill issue to me

[fiery canopy]

tbf it is

its called laziness

lol

[rigid snow]

i mean if you're gonna rewrite regardless sure, do in a different lang

[fiery canopy]

that was the plan

figured Go would probably be a better option

[rigid snow]

riir

[sick owl]

Its an expensive pentester sure, but the significant point is that its an expensive pentester with no steadfast will of its own

That makes it more or less a vending machine for zero days

[warped narwhal]

for finding zero days.... right?

[sick owl]

Depends how malicious you are

[opaque wharf]

As you can see, the problem is variance. Out of all the 10 run, only 3 managed to actually solve the 32-step benchmark. And that benchmark has a lot of caveat that real world software wouldn't have

[tulip cargo]

Y'all! I wanna make a video game, so I can study for my NREMT is a new way! 😄

[opaque wharf]

Plus it is indeed an improvement but not the watershed moment that they hype it up

To expect one successful outcome you’d need 3-4 runs on average – and each run is likely comparable in time to the Opus 4.6 runs.

That’s approximately $2,900-3,500 per successful outcome.

A human expert completing the same range: 14 hours, once, reliably. At $125-190 per hour (UK rates) that’s $1,750-2,625.

Meaning you're better off hiring people and buying exploits like every government has been doing

[sick owl]

You're missing the point a bit here

You don't need to be a government, and you don't need to be accountable to anyone if you have an LLM with those capabilities

And the classic saying of "this is the worst it will ever be" feels more relevant than ever

Even open weight releases will catch up with this in time

Sure it might not be a financial improvement, but its accountability and not cost that makes this significant

This is of course also probably the most expensive this level of capability will ever be

Its also very good at picking out exploits humans miss, that Linux privilege escalation zero day was like 27 years old

[lucid forum]

I'm not sure where else to go with this, I'm looking for anyone who's familiar with complex information systems or HCI as it relates to alignments. I'm not knowledgeable and I could really use some help figuring out what I'm calling an anti meme.

[warped narwhal]

I may be misunderstanding, but how can a zero day be 27 years old?

[glass flower]

a zero day just means it has not been found before and its been in the code for 27 years.

[warped narwhal]

Doesn't that mean that every exploit is a zero day?

[lapis swan]

I am currently making an AI

[glass flower]

no. since some exploits get introduced with new features and such

thats atleast how i would describe it. zero days are usually old bugs that have never been found

[lapis swan]

hypothetically, is there a way for me to make three mobs in minecraft to become truly sentient without LLM but with Javascript/node.js and make them able to read the chat?

Something like Neuro-sama?

[glass flower]

normally since the first release of a program

[sick owl]

If found in live software when the vendor isn't aware then yes

[jagged turtle]

what

[sick owl]

The "zero day" moniker refers to there being "zero days" left for the vendor to put out a fix

[lapis swan]

what I mean is if there is a way for me to make an AI just like Neuro

[jagged turtle]

yes you use an LLM

[lapis swan]

oh

[jagged turtle]

ig so, to me it makes more sense by framing it as "zero days' notice to vendors before wild exploitation"

[lapis swan]

can you help me with it?

[jagged turtle]

why

[warped narwhal]

Someone post the gif

[lapis swan]

Because I need help with it.

[sick owl]

That's a better way to word it actually

[jagged turtle]

what specifically

[warped narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071784467036913664/1467611407171457155/FAQ.png?ex=69dfef22&is=69de9da2&hm=e3fb8d11e7c6f9b6bda300f66fbba92fdf4d9fd687ea9b4dd9a6564f8d25f872&

[sick owl]

Since it remains a zero day once responsibly disclosed but with no fix available, your framings clearer

[lapis swan]

Half of the coding

[jagged turtle]

no

[lapis swan]

you didnt let me finish

[jagged turtle]

the answer was always gonna be no anyways

[lapis swan]

Okay but atleast let me finish

[fleet torrent]

ill help you

[lapis swan]

thank you

[jagged turtle]

fine

[warped narwhal]

"hey can you guys just do half of my project for me for free"

[sick owl]

I'd argue Whisper is far from the best option for asr these days

[lapis swan]

notlike that

the AI is meant to be a personalized AI

[jagged turtle]

it's the OG so there's a lot of resources for it if you need help

but yeah maybe not the "best"

[lapis swan]

One that studies human phsyce to change the said game or behavior

[sick owl]

Also, for native voice input + output in an LLM you have the Qwen 3 Omni series and for just native input you also have Voxtral and Gemma 4 E2-4B

[warped narwhal]

Please refer to the "just works":"all of it" box in the table above

[jagged turtle]

I've sat here for the past couple of minutes trying to decipher what "human phsyce" even means

[warped narwhal]

I'm assuming he means a soul

[lapis swan]

I forgor how to spell somehow

[sick owl]

Quantise a tiny model to 2bpw

Sovl

[warped narwhal]

I mean, I suppose a model that spews random garbage could be considered some kind of soul

But I'd just call that a very inefficient random number generator

[jagged turtle]

basically yeah

[sick owl]

Is joke innit

[coarse holly]

ur 14 just go back to school

[summer swallow]

Hey i was wondering if someone knows what TTS programm Vedal uses or has he created his own?

[glad path]

neuro's voice is one of the microsoft azure ones but pitched up i think

evil's is more complicated than that

[summer swallow]

do u know if he uses an API? I realised that atleast the websites i checked are hella expensive

so was wondering if there is a better option

[tropic spindle]

inb4 sued by Macroslop for v3

[glad path]

not sure

[summer swallow]

Thanks btw

[glass flower]

i think thats just the one its based on. but it isn't actually microsoft azure that is being used

[glad path]

is that so?

[jagged turtle]

probably not, it seems slightly too fast for it to be a remote server

[glass flower]

have you heard microsoft's tts? its not even close to as good as neuro

[summer swallow]

hmm makes sense

how the helli do u create a local tts tho...

[leaden crest]

I assumed evil’s is some sort of rvc but maybe im confusing it with smth else

[jagged turtle]

using a tts library

[glass flower]

there are a bunch of tts that can be used

nowadays llm based too

[summer swallow]

tbh im kinda dumb for not even searching up anything about local tts :/ thanks 😅

[leaden crest]

might wanna look into kokoro

if it’s your first tts

[summer swallow]

yea that was the first thing that popped up

[glad path]

"# PyGame is a team management system designed to extract data from a large text file and save it as a JSON object"
- deepseek-r1:8b, completely unprompted

[glass flower]

[jagged turtle]

[summer swallow]

kinda yea tried using elevenlabs while expirimenting with stuff but after i saw the price tags i preferably wanna switch lol

[glad path]

i toldit to monologue about lua, back in august

and it didn't stop

and degraded to madness

[jagged turtle]

Man, Pygame is so heavy for a glorified data extractor library

[jagged turtle]

what am I reading

[glad path]

madness

[amber fractal]

Dent

[glad path]

"I need to write a code snippet of 1088-bit floating point number"

this is my favorite quote

[amber fractal]

Reminds me of needing to update the FAQ

[glad path]

what's a 2018 Forda shortstory

[jagged turtle]

dentge

[dull egret]

https://youtu.be/8Ppw8254nLI?

I don't have the energy, rn, to come up with a sarcastic enough comment, that is any form of concise, so I'll just drop a TL;DR:

Not that surprised.

[fleet torrent]

how do i kill john connor?

[amber fractal]

[summer swallow]

uhm does anyone know how Vedal managed to make Neuro and Evil so "realistic" i highly assume he uses an ai like llama or gemma right? or did he somehow make his own?

[prime ridge]

wdym

[leaden crest]

wheres the chart thing

[summer swallow]

They dont sound like AI. They ask random stuff they learn they sound more "human" if that makes sense.

[leaden crest]

they were trained on more human sounding data simple

[wispy pike]

I can tell they are AIs though from how they talk...

[leaden crest]

gemini claude etc can sound human but it’s a corporate decision to be more neutrally sounding

[summer swallow]

that.. actually would make sense

[leaden crest]

search up character ai

or smth like that

[prime ridge]

ah hell nah

[leaden crest]

other ones exist but theyre mostly filtered bait

[summer swallow]

Do yall know if u can "train" any ai or only specific ones?

[prime ridge]

what do you mean

[leaden crest]

wheres the CHAARTT

[summer swallow]

As he said the ai vedal uses has trained on human sounding data. can i train an ai like Llama3.1 Darkstorm Aspire 8B the same way or are only some specific ais designed to be "trained"

[prime ridge]

Any neural network can be trained

In the context of what you are talking about, it's called "fine tuning"

[summer swallow]

huh Thanks a lot man il look into it 👍

[summer swallow]

where the helli did u find that

[rigid snow]

pinned

[summer swallow]

damn

[prime ridge]

The technology itself is extremely simple, the hard part is the human element of designing things to be cohesive enough to be interesting

[rigid snow]

tell your gpu how simple it is

[prime ridge]

who tf wrote "Object detection" for vision 💀

Not how VLM vision works lmao

[rigid snow]

yeah i pointed that out here

[prime ridge]

Not difficult, just time consuming

Even high school students can multiply matricies

[rigid snow]

i'm joking around

[prime ridge]

who isn't 🧠💡

[leaden crest]

hey you’re k0ntrol guy right

big fan

[prime ridge]

Yeah lol

Thanks ❤️

[leaden crest]

was looking into that because ↗️ reason

really cool

[prime ridge]

Yeah thanks! It's a very enjoyable project to work on

I gotta get the website up soon for people to help collect data

[leaden crest]

always data with these dang ais

[prime ridge]

It'd be really cool if Vedal looked in the K0NTR0L chat because he could implement some of those methods to improve 3d

Everytime I watch the stream I am SCREEMING to myself because I know how to fix it to be more natural. Although... it is very funny to see them make nonsensical movements

[leaden crest]

im sure he’s lurked at least once

I think he said he likes the jank on 3d

[prime ridge]

Yeah

[rancid ore]

do you know why this happens

[leaden crest]

whatever that means 🤷‍♂️

[prime ridge]

Thing is, I can reduce L*tency too

[wispy pike]

she looks like she's trying to frown

[rancid ore]

this is in between two normal frames of her just smiling

[summer swallow]

Since u said it is extremely simple do u mind helping me out a sec? 😅 i dont exactly train AIs on a daily basis lol.

[prime ridge]

Do you know Python?

[summer swallow]

My gpt does xD

[prime ridge]

Bro 😭

[summer swallow]

i have a hole setup already

[wispy pike]

then it's the worst twitch ever

[summer swallow]

its just the personality thats kinda... ruff on the edges lmao

[prime ridge]

You won't be able to easily finetune an LLM without knowing programming

Def a skill worth learning

[summer swallow]

im working on it... lets just say py wasnt on the list yet

Dont worry about the coding i got that

[prime ridge]

You will hate ur life if u try vibe coding it

Do not do this to yourself 😂

[summer swallow]

i know some people :D

[summer swallow]

i genuenly dont have anything better to do with my life

not even close

[prime ridge]

Then learn programming lol

[summer swallow]

I work at IT so its in training :)

i just need to know how i can "teach" the ai. The way i imgain it is making it read thro a crap ton of conversations but i feel like im wrong arent i?

[leaden crest]

ais arent really taught anything they’re all just good at probability

more data better probability (not necessarily)

[rancid ore]

they'll also take any and all shortcuts they possibly can

[summer swallow]

Makes sense

[leaden crest]

better data is better than more data

[summer swallow]

But how do i feed them the data 🙃

Do i have to manually paste conversations to it or can i "automate" it

[prime ridge]

I know the answer but you won't like it. It's not easy

I worry I will only mislead you

[leaden crest]

is your answer lora my answer was lora

[summer swallow]

uuh

[leaden crest]

you really should learn python before you fiddle with any packages though

[jagged turtle]

you should learn programming before touching any packages

like, all the basics with modular programming

[prime ridge]

LoRA/Q-lora yeah. You can use unsloth to automate it a little better. q-lora is better than standard LoRA because 8-bit weight and a sufficiently large rank will consume a good deal of VRAM

[summer swallow]

i got plenty... maybe

[prime ridge]

💀

No you don't

[leaden crest]

a neuro clone really shouldnt be your first project

[summer swallow]

luckily i upgraded from my 4060ti 8g lol

[prime ridge]

You are gunna need a 5090 or enterprise

unless you use like a 1b parameter model lol

which isn't going to be very good

[leaden crest]

my 4090 trains 8b just fine

[summer swallow]

i got 24gb vram il install a second gpu soon that has to be at least a bit right?

[prime ridge]

that's pretty nice

[summer swallow]

:)

[prime ridge]

probably enough for a small model. That being said, as KTrain said. It might not be a good idea to do this as your first project

you might get more discouraged

and confused

starting small builds more confidence

[leaden crest]

not to mention the ai hallucinations

[summer swallow]

Im a quick learner :) trust me

[prime ridge]

I'm all for full sending it... but this stuff requires a lotta background knowledge

[leaden crest]

“quick learner” should justify learning programming more no?

[prime ridge]

^^^^

Basic scripting isn't even too hard to learn tbh

[summer swallow]

its a work in progress

[prime ridge]

I highly suggest learning it

Not only will it help with LLM projects but also a great skill period

Even though it's less "exciting", it's good to have a solid foundation

[summer swallow]

I mean i can reat py i just dont write it. i man html css and js so i have a good understanding of what does what
I can read it but cant write it. that makes sense right?

[amber fractal]

I can train 10M at decent batch on 6gb. Do I recommend this action? Hell no

[prime ridge]

I understand. I still stand on what I said before

[prime ridge]

Lol I trained a 30m model on 4gb

bs=1

pretrained 💀

[amber fractal]

I think it was batch 256, the vram optimization strategies went crazy

But also slow

[amber fractal]

Nowaying echo

[prime ridge]

💀

The voices!!!!

1+1=1 :pepe_nocomment:

[leaden crest]

9+10=21 computation

[prime ridge]

kinda real

🧠💡

[amber fractal]

not online

[amber fractal]

The 2+2 example lives rent free in my head from that one chatter

[prime ridge]

A lotta chatters may as well be llms lol

[amber fractal]

My man was more stupid than an llm

[prime ridge]

a 10m parameter llm 💡

[leaden crest]

ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE THIRD TIME ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE FOURTH TIME ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE FIFTH TIME ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE SIXTH TIME ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE SEVENTH TIME ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE NINTH TIME

[prime ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1457548910552682568/5sgk5hL.gif

[amber fractal]

Idk the 10m at least makes sense

Sometimes

[leaden crest]

an llm who generates all the time has nothing to think but hallucinations

[prime ridge]

nah u can't be leaking my chats

[prime ridge]

that's just a normal llm

[leaden crest]

ik it’s a spinoff of that one meme

[prime ridge]

pure hallucinations

[amber fractal]

Where is the gender calculus post I need to grab my laptop to properly search chat history

[leaden crest]

what

I need to see that once you find it

[amber fractal]

It was during the harpooning I thought you knew

[leaden crest]

I was too focused on getting intentionally stabbed

mb

[amber fractal]

Makes sense

Gotta farm

If I wasn't dead I would have unloaded until that man was harpooned

mr beast scam inbound, chatter got hacked

[prime ridge]

breh

Also, I got my hands on a robotic dog

[amber fractal]

[prime ridge]

so I could lowkey do sum Neuro stuff with it

NeuroDog 2.0 😭

[leaden crest]

to the ellie ver

[amber fractal]

Are you sure you want to
#programming message here's the start of the day

[leaden crest]

what the

hell

[amber fractal]

this went on for 4 hours

[leaden crest]

I dont trust those random capitalizations

either they’re being intentionally sarcastic or its part of the neuro arg

[amber fractal]

True

in: programming from:braintemple for your own search

let me find the 2+2 post

[prime ridge]

I was just reading a paper yesterday about using purely monad algebra homomorphisms instead of Geometric representations

[amber fractal]

that is defently not this

[prime ridge]

no yeah ik

[leaden crest]

too smart what

dumb it down

pls

[prime ridge]

Too dumb to dumb it down

I don't understand it well enough to explain it lol

It was a very short paper too

[leaden crest]

maybe they dont understand it either

[prime ridge]

Well it was a position paper

which means they didn't prove anything

[amber fractal]

peak humanity

[prime ridge]

they just states their opinion

[leaden crest]

math paper without proof?.?

[prime ridge]

yeah it's a position paper

[leaden crest]

most definitely an arg.

[silent cloak]

Trust me bro citations

[prime ridge]

It says "Our opinion is"

they never claimed anything

so they don't need proof

[leaden crest]

like a… conjectureeee…?

[prime ridge]

it was just an idea

[leaden crest]

not even a conjecture

[prime ridge]

not even

Literally an opinion

[leaden crest]

what is this philosophy major 💔 💔 💔

[silent cloak]

If researchers wanted to hear opinions they would just make Twitter accounts

[amber fractal]

my position paper is that NNv5 is real and is not a figment of my imagination

[prime ridge]

They just guessed that using monads would be a more interesting and useful way to understand deep learning compared to geometric manifolds

[amber fractal]

[prime ridge]

I don't know if I agree or not really

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2402.15332

Funny to see catagory theory applied to DL

"1.1. Our Opinion"

[silent cloak]

Its up there with the old 11D hypercube for AI models paper

[leaden crest]

The references take up double the actual paper

on a math paper

its so neurover

[prime ridge]

There are barely any references in that paper

[silent cloak]

Ai generated

[leaden crest]

oh whoops ur right nvm

[prime ridge]

Not AI 😭

[amber fractal]

#programming message
No one tell them who sent in the report, despite quack openly saying he was going to report it

[leaden crest]

I looked at page 9 and didnt scroll down lol

[prime ridge]

I knew it...

[leaden crest]

@real sierra happy birthday here’s a math paper, thoughts?

[amber fractal]

[prime ridge]

Ah hell nah

🪦

[silent cloak]

Math proof to show its always his birthday

[amber fractal]

[real sierra]

better be a good paper

[prime ridge]

Sorry to disappoint

it's an opinion paper

[amber fractal]

mabe for entertainment

[prime ridge]

kinda funny tho

if u find monads "funny"

[real sierra]

oh god

monads

[silent cloak]

Transformer based ANNs innovation challenge impossible

[real sierra]

i knew someone who would preach monads

[amber fractal]

TRUE

[prime ridge]

Woah woah woah. Dw we aren't that cringe

nobody here is glazing FP

[amber fractal]

[prime ridge]

Procedural programming only 💡

[silent cloak]

Event/signal based models are the future

No FP

[prime ridge]

We only code in assembly

[rigid snow]

i only code in llm prompts

[silent cloak]

Which assembly

[prime ridge]

6502

🤤 🤤

[silent cloak]

Damn the museum called

[prime ridge]

I really enjoy 6502 assembly

[silent cloak]

It wants its exhibit back

[prime ridge]

less bloat

[rigid snow]

aint that the

nes arch

[prime ridge]

8 bit is nice cuz then you never need to confuse a word and a byte 💡💡

yeah

RICOH 8 bit cpu

[silent cloak]

U can build those in Minecraft now

Very easily

[prime ridge]

I mean yeah cuz the assembly is pretty intuitive

only what you need

10/10 ISA

[silent cloak]

8bit ALU used to be the limit back in beta

But we have surpassed that now

[prime ridge]

128 bit adder 🤨

I played a lil with armv7 assembly too

kinda cool

anything but x86_64

[silent cloak]

Write bare metal

[leaden crest]

@real sierra’s birthday is known to be some day this year
there are up to 366 possible birth days in a given year
shiro is a person online and thus he could be lying about his true birthday
we use 366 iterations of shiro assigned to a different day of the year
and by the pigeonhole principle at least one of those must be correct, where the pigeon is the true birthday and the holes are the days

alternatively going off the assumption that shiro could be lying about his birthday
say that in a given year there is a 1/n chance that we correctly guess his true birthday
by wishing him a happy birthday every day of the n day year, we will have an expected value for the correct number of birthdays as 1

holdup im cooking more

[prime ridge]

holy drop

[silent cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-finally-food-meme-gif-25605149

[prime ridge]

References, lemmas, results, methods? Not seeing those sections buddy

[rancid ore]

it was his birthday a few days ago

[amber fractal]

also needs examples of usage

[rancid ore]

like actually

[prime ridge]

Latex formulas only

[prime ridge]

experimental applications and future work

[silent cloak]

If its his birthday everyday does that mean he just has one big birthday or multiple smaller ones?

If so when does one end and the next start?

Does it depend on timezones?

[prime ridge]

Well his birthday isn't everyday, it's just today

xdx

[silent cloak]

So its constantly in the present

[prime ridge]

the present is always the present

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[silent cloak]

thats why he wants gifts

[prime ridge]

‼️

well he already has the present

because the present is his birthday

[silent cloak]

Wait a second that was his birthday gift

He wasnt given a present he was given the present

So his birthday is always

[prime ridge]

but note lemma 1.1:

present is the present for all real numbers

[leaden crest]

let the set we use for birthday be called \mathbb{B} = {0, 1, 2, … 365}

let today be day t \in \mathbb{B}

the sequence
t, t+1, t+2, …, t+365 \pmod{366} will include every day once

let b equal his true birthday
the sequence
t-b, t-b+1, t-b+2, …, t-b+365 \pmod{365}

will also cover every day once

by the pigeonhole principle if we choose one birthday b to be is birthday b \in \mathbb{B} then exactly one value in the sequence will be 0 \pmod{366} , regardless of whether it is in front or behind. Every value in each sequence is unique, so we are again guaranteed to hit shiro’s birthday once if we choose 366 pigeons into 366 holes where each pigeon occupies one hole

[leaden crest]

I gotchu

calculus version incoming

[silent cloak]

LaTex my beloathed

[prime ridge]

well LaTex can only be as good as the notation math uses

which is kinda...

[silent cloak]

For math and research i do prefer it over word or the others

Mostly due to formatting options

[prime ridge]

Whiteboard clears obviously

unfair comparison tho

[silent cloak]

I think i learned it originally back in a linear algebra class in uni

[prime ridge]

ah yes, great times