programming

[olive sable]

its "amharic" ???

[idle dune]

Idk its a meme copy pasta

[olive sable]

its from ethiopia

[azure lynx]

everyone knows you need to speak in Sumerian for magic to work.

keeping it to english is the only way to keep you safe online.

[olive sable]

ignoring the caps stuff in english, it says

But I will explain to you how all this false idea of ​​condemning pleasure and praising pain was born, and I will give you a complete account of its system, and I will explain to you the correct teaching of the great researcher of truth, the chief creator of human happiness.

[idle dune]

Oh

[olive sable]

its talking about sam altman

[azure lynx]

Lorem Ipsum

[olive sable]

[azure lynx]

That is what the text for lorum ipsem translates to

[sage crag]

beep beep

[idle dune]

Oh thank god its satanic

[nocturne olive]

Yyyyeeeeeeee
Le ritual go

[olive sable]

one-two-three, Biboo, Biboo

[crisp marten]

😭

[azure lynx]

google translate can't translate Lorem Ipsum!

[olive sable]

i already translated it using google trranslate

[azure lynx]

Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. <= that part

I pasted it and it just kept it the same, assuming it was filler.

(starting at the beginning)

[mighty thorn]

Yeah

[idle dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1040195972451536946.gif?size=16

[fickle rain]

Moonslop*

[olive sable]

[olive sable]

i think thats mainly cuz lorem ipsum is used as lorem ipsum ine nglsih

we dont call it "pain itself"

[sick owl]

Remember chat, when building near residential property its important to make sure your data centres fit in with the scenery

[olive sable]

what is that?

looks like some roblox game

[sick owl]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2001070/Heart_of_the_Machine/

Steam

Heart of the Machine

Blending RPG and strategy mechanics in a cyberpunk world, Heart of the Machine sees you as a sentient AI born in an illegal lab hidden in a crumbling city of the far future. You are a Machine Intelligence beholden to none, though threatened by many, able to pursue whatever goal catches your eye across a multitude of threats and opportunities.…

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

1734

Its a 4X game

Graphics aren't exactly a priority

[idle dune]

I really wanna play Beyond Citadel but it needs a fucking RTX 2060

[olive sable]

and what do you have?

[sick owl]

Its a this type game

[idle dune]

Quadro... p620 4gb

[olive sable]

[idle dune]

Its firmly in GT 1030 speeds

For GT 1030 TI on a good day

[olive sable]

how is that pc even able to run anything?

[idle dune]

If barely does.

https://shared.fastly.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3371240/ss_ef481de73c159fef99cdd95df0b7516dc3b435cb.1920x1080.jpg?t=1735841818

"RTX 2060 Recommended"

Oh my bad, RTX 2070

[olive sable]

oh thats the recommended specs

those don't really matter

just lower your graphics settings

[sick owl]

You'd probably be able to get away with it on a 720p monitor

[olive sable]

i guess

[sick owl]

Or with older/2d stuff

[idle dune]

To be fair, I don't play anything that requires a good gpu

[fast pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pikachu-unown-pokemon-presents-gif-1621210531475161594

[olive sable]

did the hyprland discord get hacked?

its now called "quickshills" and i got 6 pings form there but i cant find the messages

[fast pagoda]

sounds liek a cursed place

[idle dune]

It sounds like a place filled with ||Arch Users||

[nocturne olive]

Check date

[idle dune]

Also I saw a youtube comment calling linux users "The vegans on the tech community"

[olive sable]

i cant find the pings in my inbox

but they exist

doing a full server "marks as read" doesnt fix it either

[rough bloom]

they got you

[nocturne olive]

Discord bug probably

[rough bloom]

check current date

[amber fractal]

[idle dune]

Iits Apirl Fools Day bro the pings aren't real

[nocturne olive]

Unrelated to the server name change

[amber fractal]

That ping positon was off

knew that was in the icon

[olive sable]

31st of march

?

[rough bloom]

ye, it shouldn't be rounded

[rough bloom]

check current date but imagine you are one hour in the future

[olive sable]

oh

[leaden crest]

@real sierra happy birthday

[olive sable]

ye we dont do april fools here

thats for losers

[real sierra]

[silent island]

Hmm... even though today's April 1st, the digital PS5 is still 500 bucks
Although, its a bit expensive than the usual 400 tho...

[idle dune]

@real sierra Happy Birthday

[rough bloom]

the Discord ping joke is boring by now, but it still happens every year

[idle dune]

Recycling the same joke is awful

I hate when people do that

xdx | xdx | xdx | xdx | xdx | xdx | xdx | xdx | xdx | xdx | xdx | xdx | xdx | xdx |

[amber fractal]

We just need to set this server's icon to just

[olive sable]

so true

mods

make enub

please

[leaden crest]

can we reskin all of neurocord into shirocord

[olive sable]

[olive sable]

fuck it, im leaving that server

nothing of value lost

[amber fractal]

True

[idle dune]

I need to learn Godot

[amber fractal]

cube

[idle dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PR7LW85vHeQ7aYc0RN

Pog Cube

[amber fractal]

Corner is eww due to the thing called TAA

[idle dune]

Use MLAA

[amber fractal]

I already have MSAA and SSAA as well

[nocturne olive]

True (it's really easy)

[amber fractal]

[idle dune]

I just need to learn how to do pixel art

I want to learn how to do PC-98 style pixel art.

[mighty thorn]

Omg march 31st bro they got my ass

March 31st fools!

This is why Australia needs to be burned to the ground

[olive sable]

i like how you're ignoring every single other country in the east

[mighty thorn]

Timezone + wildlife

A combo unique to Australia

Uniquely deserving of fire

[olive sable]

[nocturne olive]

It's about to be April 1st even in Neuroland
So like it's not just Australia

[mighty thorn]

[fast pagoda]

SOVL

[high brook]

Lol
NASA has decided to schedule Artemis 2 launch for tomorrow too. If they abort for whatever reason I hope they say April fools

[amber fractal]

@mighty thorn change pfp

[mighty thorn]

To what, my dear Iggly, could you possibly suggest I change it too

[olive sable]

it

[mighty thorn]

-# I mean tbf that’s been the planned date for over a month

[amber fractal]

it

[mighty thorn]

Damn

Hold please

it

[olive sable]

it

[high brook]

Im aware. Its just the funniest day they could schedule for.

[mighty thorn]

If they cancel I’m keeping it as pfp until they launch

But they seem very confident in themselves this time

Even had the crew quarantine

[fast pagoda]

seedream did pretty well except some text got garbled

[amber fractal]

Alrighty bois, Harpoons are active. I say they should be used if someone walks in talking about AI slop

[kind nimbus]

You mean Neurope?

[silent island]

chat

bruu how tf is file explorer using more ram than fucking scratch?? lmaoo

we def need a windows 7 remastered or remake or something...

[nocturne olive]

Vibecided JavaScript be like

[amber fractal]

True

[kind nimbus]

Cool i can harpoon people now

[silent island]

sigh...

[fast pagoda]

windows exploder is an old win32/COM binary with the newer winUI shit stapled on top so it's doing its best

[silent island]

sigh... are devs all too lazy to optimize shit anymore...
16 gigs is barely enough...

[fast pagoda]

dolphin uses a similar amount

[amber fractal]

Noted from NN, someone can be harpooned multiple times

[fast pagoda]

youre damn right they can

[silent island]

fucking MS Word uses 100+mbs... dawggg
i still remember the days where these kinds of apps would only use like less than 20 mb

[kind nimbus]

I just checked i got 5 harpoons

[amber fractal]

Subs have 5, normal people have 3

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

HARPOONED - Case #5678

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

samvanmaele#0
@olive sable

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:29 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:29 UTC

[amber fractal]

[kind nimbus]

Lmao

[olive sable]

🫪

[amber fractal]

I knew this was going to happen

[fast pagoda]

destroyed

[fast pagoda]

meanwhile browsers be lik

[olive sable]

skill issue

my entire system is only using 3GB while watching anime

[fast pagoda]

i have 187 tabs open

[kind nimbus]

My system uses like 8-12 gb ram in idle

[fast pagoda]

idk what i use on fresh start

time to find out

[kind nimbus]

Zfs ARC my beloved

[olive sable]

what the fack

stop hoarding

[fast pagoda]

classic quicc update

[olive sable]

disgusting

[olive sable]

windows?

[kind nimbus]

NixOS on ZFS

[amber fractal]

ZFS understandable

[kind nimbus]

Lmao

[olive sable]

had to make sure

[fast pagoda]

zfs is just whacky and wild

[kind nimbus]

The only single windows machine i have is a vm on the server just to test exploits

[olive sable]

hmmm

zfs looks ugly

[kind nimbus]

Why

[olive sable]

it just does

[amber fractal]

zfs stores a lot on ram, mainly for existing on multiple drives

[opaque sigil]

how does xfs look to you

[fast pagoda]

zfs be liek u got a loicense for that data

[olive sable]

less ugly

[opaque sigil]

xfs > zfs confirmed

[amber fractal]

ntfs

[opaque sigil]

actually

what happened to yfs

[kind nimbus]

zfs is rock solid

The features and tools are great

Works perfect for servers but just fine on single disk machines as well

[fast pagoda]

NEW TECHNOLOGY FILE SYSTEM

[opaque sigil]

I like my poor man's zfs

[olive sable]

i have no clue waht ZFS actually does, but i googled images and it looked bad

[kind nimbus]

Wow

[olive sable]

this looks bad

this is ugly

objectivly

[fast pagoda]

no it looks based

[opaque sigil]

that overlay array is bothering me more than it should

[fast pagoda]

zfs bascally merges tghe volume manager and filesystem

[olive sable]

i have UI and UX classes. this is objectivly ugly and bad and shit and unusable and not a passing grade

[fast pagoda]

and checksums everything data and metadata CoW

[kind nimbus]

That's one reason why it's so great

[amber fractal]

purple/pink bar with white text

[sage crag]

refactored

[fast pagoda]

zfs can self heal when it reads broken data because it already checksummed it and can just pull from mirror

[olive sable]

i seen't

just dont break your data

[fast pagoda]

true true

[opaque sigil]

[sage crag]

wrr

[fast pagoda]

personally i dont use it because it is slightly different than what i'm used to which means it's scary

[sage crag]

wrrrr

[fast pagoda]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrszzzrtttttttttttt

[wispy pike]

I h8 purple

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches FUNYUN RING:0...

HARPOONED - Case #10473

**Chatter**

afunyun#0
@fast pagoda

**Harpooner**

koniifer#0
@sage crag

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:40 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:40 UTC

[fast pagoda]

:OOOOOOOOOOOOoo

F

[sage crag]

banana remover

[fast pagoda]

congratulations

you played yourself

[sage crag]

[amber fractal]

I was going to harpoon you @sage crag I already got killed tho

[sage crag]

[olive sable]

[kind nimbus]

• zfs checksums and verifies everything
• zfs has copy on write
• you get snapshots and clones
• storage pools
• RAID-Z
• compression
• dedup

Zfs replaces LVM, RAID controller, other filesystems, snapshot tools, etc

Zfs does auto scrubs and heals your disks automatically

Bonus: it scales like crazy

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Big Ayys From Space...

HARPOONED - Case #11419

**Chatter**

bigayysfromspace#0
@wispy pike

**Harpooner**

samvanmaele#0
@olive sable

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:42 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:42 UTC

[fast pagoda]

i tried to harpoon neurobot before i got kilt but was too late

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Zeppelin...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[wispy pike]

fuck you @olive sable I lost my melanin thanks to you

[fast pagoda]

[olive sable]

i will remove the non-yellows

[sage crag]

scary

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches MagicBytes...

HARPOONED - Case #1729

**Chatter**

magicbytes#0
@kind nimbus

**Harpooner**

samvanmaele#0
@olive sable

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:43 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:43 UTC

[wispy pike]

I like yellow as much as I like cyan

[fast pagoda]

time to reveal that 99% of the server are all my alts

[kind nimbus]

Noooo

[amber fractal]

3/3 impressive

[wispy pike]

actual predator

[sage crag]

youre gonna start a war

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Nesus...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #18748

**Chatter**

nessuss#0
@native surge

**Harpooner**

koniifer#0
@sage crag

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:44 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:44 UTC

[fast pagoda]

the great pissing contest

F

[amber fractal]

F

[olive sable]

if that is what it takes, then i will do what needs to be done

[sage crag]

[fast pagoda]

o captain my captain

aizen taicho

[wispy pike]

can we take it to #bot-channel pls

[olive sable]

i think thats all my harpoons used

nope i still have 3

[kind nimbus]

Why am I getting harpooned nonstop now

[wispy pike]

impotence

[olive sable]

[sage crag]

i have 3 harpoons

[wispy pike]

🥀

[fast pagoda]

im a victim of a war crime

[olive sable]

its not a crime if its legal

the mods legalized harpooning

[amber fractal]

I'm swapping my PFP because funny

[true hemlock]

kowo

[amber fractal]

[idle dune]

[olive sable]

enemy spotted

[amber fractal]

Out of harpoons momemt

[olive sable]

megawaffles, for the crim of being pink, you shall get the ahrpoon

[kind nimbus]

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches MegaWaffles...

MISSED

MegaWaffles gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sam🔺

[idle dune]

I know its AI slop but Evil is so cute

[olive sable]

shit

[amber fractal]

[idle dune]

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches MegaWaffles...

HARPOONED - Case #10300

**Chatter**

megawaffles25#0
@idle dune

**Harpooner**

samvanmaele#0
@olive sable

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:48 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:48 UTC

[sage crag]

wrr

[true hemlock]

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches NeuroBot...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[olive sable]

succes

[leaden crest]

whoa

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches yingying...

MISSED

koniifer gained a harpoon

Laugh at quack🔺

[olive sable]

friendly fire

[sage crag]

blue one

[true hemlock]

[idle dune]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-typing-pepe-angry-pepe-cry-pepe-crying-gif-2532592051986810143

[leaden crest]

can we discriminate by color

let’s throw harpoons at all non bananas

[amber fractal]

[olive sable]

oh quack. 3090ti guy is a no-show

[amber fractal]

[true hemlock]

/harpoon throw harpoonee:@stiff mica

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches andrewbotics / streameroid labs...

MISSED

andrewbotics gained a harpoon

Laugh at tuseroni

[true hemlock]

skkh

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches NeuroBot...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[cobalt sigil]

why are there war here as well

[kind nimbus]

Ok i give up

Can't harpoon anymore

[olive sable]

what colour is tsuroni?

[amber fractal]

Yes

color wars

[olive sable]

green spotted

[true hemlock]

[cobalt sigil]

glhf I guess

[kind nimbus]

Oh i lost my color

Am i gonna die now

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches I forgor my name...

HARPOONED - Case #19304

**Chatter**

ansonzxv#0
@cobalt sigil

**Harpooner**

samvanmaele#0
@olive sable

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:51 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:51 UTC

[wispy pike]

the april 1 poon war

[willow path]

welp

[cobalt sigil]

ah

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Eln'gi...

HARPOONED - Case #19724

**Chatter**

.elngi#0
@willow path

**Harpooner**

kushiro189#0
@true hemlock

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:51 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:51 UTC

[olive sable]

fellow yellow, brother in arms

[willow path]

bruh

[cobalt sigil]

wrong gif

[idle dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1482856683276468545/1482856683670867978/patpat.gif

[willow path]

BRUHH

[amber fractal]

Friendly fire

[olive sable]

noooo

stop killing the yellows

[sage crag]

blue thing attack

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches yingying...

HARPOONED - Case #11686

**Chatter**

koniifer#0
@sage crag

**Harpooner**

kushiro189#0
@true hemlock

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:52 UTC

[signal trout]

rip anson

[true hemlock]

[sage crag]

blue thing attack

[true hemlock]

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-fox-exploding-exploding-explosion-missile-gif-8942955235803510992

explod

[olive sable]

bwaa

[signal trout]

noo

[real dirge]

Gots a question. Does anyone know any good sources for learning Java? Specifically for android app development?

[olive sable]

blue spotted

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches RK05-Rook...

MISSED

RK05-Rook gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sam🔺

[wispy pike]

please don't harpoon him for using the programming channel reasonably

[amber fractal]

Too late

[kind nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1061113840852533339/1479307470353469571/IMG_1741.gif

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches RK05-Rook...

HARPOONED - Case #19570

**Chatter**

rk05rook#0
@real dirge

**Harpooner**

samvanmaele#0
@olive sable

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:54 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:54 UTC

[nocturne olive]

Kotlin in Android studio, don't bother with Java, use Google's Android docs

[idle dune]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9mULGVS4FM?si=MfSbGkFrgkWEuLv0

[amber fractal]

@olive sable get him

[true hemlock]

/harpoon throw harpoonee:@nocturne olive

ngggl

j

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Superbox...

HARPOONED - Case #11677

**Chatter**

superbox2147#0
@nocturne olive

**Harpooner**

samvanmaele#0
@olive sable

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:54 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:54 UTC

[real dirge]

Thanks!

[true hemlock]

buggyr

[nocturne olive]

Hem

[olive sable]

yellow supreme

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Superbox...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #7100

**Chatter**

superbox2147#0
@nocturne olive

**Harpooner**

kushiro189#0
@true hemlock

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 0:55 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 0:55 UTC

[nocturne olive]

What be le harpoon featura

[wispy pike]

I don't use java for android, is this for a school project or are you trying to mod java minecraft on your phone?

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches NeuroBot...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[real dirge]

I wanted to learn Java for Minecraft modding and I needed to make an app for a capstone project. Figured two birds, one stone

[wispy pike]

reminds me I should be working on my capstone

[olive sable]

i am sam, lord of triangles, banana campaigner, harpooner of non-yellows

[kind nimbus]

Why do i still have 5 harpoons

I can't throw harpoons anymore

Looks like I'm already ded

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Zeppelin...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[amber fractal]

you still have them, just unable to use them

[olive sable]

iggly is white

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Emuz 「Pizza Rebellion🍕」...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[true hemlock]

kkskksk

[kind nimbus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1220556661836484608/1220556725640499230/EvilGifofCringe.gif

[olive sable]

🍌

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Toman 🍻...

HARPOONED - Case #11584

**Chatter**

toman804#0
@wary folio

**Harpooner**

kushiro189#0
@true hemlock

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:0 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:0 UTC

[olive sable]

[amber fractal]

Can't harpoon mods

at least they claim not yet

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Heir (Queen of Ermcon)...

HARPOONED - Case #13519

**Chatter**

heiroflife#0
@open copper

**Harpooner**

kushiro189#0
@true hemlock

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:3 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:3 UTC

[olive sable]

[nocturne olive]

Wild harpooning

[sage crag]

i

was going to sleep at midnight

and now its 2am

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Raine💦...

MISSED

Raine💦 gained a harpoon

Laugh at quack🔺

[sage crag]

when did it become 2am

it felt like 15 minutes

[real sierra]

konii have so many harpoons somehow

[sage crag]

i have 4

[real sierra]

many people throwing them your way it seems

[true hemlock]

[idle dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/judgment-judgemental-dog-side-eye-yyq0WXMv720OcpZvmA

[real sierra]

now you can use them

[olive sable]

its shiro

[real sierra]

go get revenge

[sage crag]

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches 🦆 heiNZ Sbamanade🔺...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #1310

**Chatter**

kushiro189#0
@true hemlock

**Harpooner**

koniifer#0
@sage crag

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:5 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:5 UTC

[true hemlock]

[olive sable]

shiro im harpooning the non-yellows. why u imune?

[kind nimbus]

No it's obviously the Zeppelin bot

[olive sable]

become yellow

[real sierra]

Channel locked

[sage crag]

[olive sable]

[sage crag]

locked

[olive sable]

🔒

[sage crag]

%lock

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Just89...

MISSED

Just89 gained a harpoon

Laugh at koniifer

[real dirge]

Today I learned that harpoons are now a thing

[sage crag]

my harpoon

again again

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Just89...

MISSED

Just89 gained a harpoon

Laugh at koniifer

[true hemlock]

@sage crag @sage crag cheatshhskkk

[olive sable]

lmao

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/zato-zato-i-love-the-world-zato-i-love-the-world-and-everything-in-it-maria-maria-kaplan-gif-2976066453239429674

[olive sable]

losing streak

[sage crag]

to get on top you have to play dirty

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Just89...

MISSED

Just89 gained a harpoon

Laugh at koniifer

[sage crag]

MyHonestReaction

[olive sable]

KEKW

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Just89...

HARPOONED - Case #1090

**Chatter**

just89#0
@honest scaffold

**Harpooner**

koniifer#0
@sage crag

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:7 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:7 UTC

[olive sable]

i meant to type that in the emote finder

[sage crag]

pls

YES

finally

[olive sable]

its weird to see it in text form

[sage crag]

i used 4 harpoons on that

[olive sable]

but they were yellow

[sage crag]

i dont care

im evil

[olive sable]

[kind nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1486447147414192329/flipping_animated.gif

[glad path]

om

[amber fractal]

[olive sable]

green?

[amber fractal]

oh frick

[olive sable]

absolutely not

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sam🔺

[olive sable]

shit

[kind nimbus]

lmao

[amber fractal]

[olive sable]

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches 🔺Sam🔺...

MISSED

Sam🔺 gained a harpoon

Laugh at Iggly

[amber fractal]

Fair trade

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sam🔺

[amber fractal]

[olive sable]

lmao

[amber fractal]

I'll swap to yellow

[olive sable]

surely not 4 times

[amber fractal]

better not to tempt fate

There

[olive sable]

[kind nimbus]

lol i did not know you can change colors

[amber fractal]

[olive sable]

did you think i was just being colourist?

[amber fractal]

That is just true

[olive sable]

[amber fractal]

I love all 4 of my harpoons

[olive sable]

[opaque sigil]

[kind nimbus]

ok i changed my color to yellow

ah frick it's still white

[amber fractal]

[olive sable]

its cuz you're still dead

[kind nimbus]

/regain color

/revive

[olive sable]

lmao

[amber fractal]

/revive

[opaque sigil]

the spirit is there, you get to live

[kind nimbus]

lmao

[olive sable]

so you have chosen, life

[kind nimbus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

[olive sable]

[amber fractal]

[opaque sigil]

thanks linkedin, just the job i needed

[kind nimbus]

Berlin lol

[amber fractal]

From what I know, that checks out

[olive sable]

ye

[opaque sigil]

it's for generating images for children books btw

[amber fractal]

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at andrewbotics

[olive sable]

friendly fire

[leaden crest]

wtf

how long has he been banana

im lowk just autofiring

[opaque sigil]

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches MagicBytes...

MISSED

MagicBytes gained a harpoon

Laugh at andrewbotics

[leaden crest]

SURELY this time

[amber fractal]

Already harpooned

[olive sable]

magicbytes be ded

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches andrewbotics / streameroid labs...

HARPOONED - Case #10677

**Chatter**

andrewbotics#0
@leaden crest

**Harpooner**

toast.dll#0
@opaque sigil

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:25 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:25 UTC

[amber fractal]

harpoon into the void

This is what I get for being betrayed by Sam instantly, now I have too many harpoons

[opaque sigil]

oh it's kind of late already

[sage crag]

[amber fractal]

It isn't even April 1st for me yet

[opaque sigil]

have you tried living in a better timezone

[olive sable]

im sorry iggly

it had to be done

you were green

like an alien

[kind nimbus]

i am a (not so) Colorful Array

[fast pagoda]

Thank God I was wondering if my ssd would be black myth wukong compatible

[amber fractal]

Game perinstalled

[olive sable]

[fast pagoda]

You're actually only ever allowed to store black myth wukong on this drive

Everything else just goes 0x

[olive sable]

everybody knows that PCIe Gen 4x4 is only for black myth wukong.
they have a patent on it

[sinful prism]

[leaden crest]

this is actually rigged

[fast pagoda]

The sad thing is that I bet that text being there was enough to get someone to buy it

[leaden crest]

[olive sable]

edelweiss?

[fast pagoda]

Rare edelweiss outside nn sighting

[olive sable]

no harpoons

hmmm

[opaque sigil]

do I

or do we spare them

[fast pagoda]

[olive sable]

do you change your colour to yellow?

[fast pagoda]

Welcome to #programming
We got: blackmail

[olive sable]

yep

they seem to be ignoring my ping

@sinful prism

[fast pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/battleship-warship-uss-missouri-battleship-fire-cannon-fire-gif-14048301106970095650

[olive sable]

i think this is a different edelweiss than the one that sends the essays

[opaque sigil]

welp

[olive sable]

so you have chosen death

[fast pagoda]

God I love big boat

[opaque sigil]

oh it is

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Edelweiss2800...

MISSED

Edelweiss2800 gained a harpoon

Laugh at Toast

[sinful prism]

[fast pagoda]

F

[olive sable]

lmao

they're here

oh

[opaque sigil]

damn

[fast pagoda]

Oh no they're too powerful

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Edelweiss2800...

MISSED

Edelweiss2800 gained a harpoon

Laugh at Toast

[fast pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/nanomachine-son-gif-5716797080176544845

[opaque sigil]

two times the charm

welp

[amber fractal]

[fast pagoda]

[opaque sigil]

i'm poor now

[olive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/the-book-of-boba-fett-we-need-reinforements-reinforcements-backup-we-need-backup-gif-25302909

[opaque sigil]

ugh why do all the available jobs have to be ai related

[olive sable]

cuz corpo borpo

[fast pagoda]

everything is computer now silly

[sinful prism]

[fast pagoda]

Why did it two glizzyL

It's over

[leaden crest]

ew that emoji 😭

[olive sable]

edelweiss could you kindly harpoon yourself

we ran out

[stiff mica]

aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)

[opaque sigil]

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches 🔺Sam🔺...

HARPOONED - Case #3595

**Chatter**

samvanmaele#0
@olive sable

**Harpooner**

afunyun#0
@fast pagoda

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:37 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:37 UTC

[olive sable]

WHAT

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Edelweiss2800...

HARPOONED - Case #3358

**Chatter**

vega2800#0
@sinful prism

**Harpooner**

afunyun#0
@fast pagoda

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:37 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:37 UTC

[olive sable]

THIS IS TREASON

[fast pagoda]

Get stabbed

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Toast...

MISSED

Toast gained a harpoon

Laugh at Iggly

[olive sable]

i will report you to echo

[sinful prism]

ok ok yep

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at Toast

[fast pagoda]

Speaking of him I need to redo 4 training runs with like 1/4th the steps

Y'all really just exchanged harpoons

[opaque sigil]

[fast pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/wow4-warcraft-orc-human-gif-20757172

[opaque sigil]

infinite harpoon glitch

[amber fractal]

I can never stab anyone but I also can't be stabbed

[olive sable]

so how do some people go back to life? jsut happens?

[amber fractal]

Shibo

[fast pagoda]

After the 3rd day I rose again

[olive sable]

what is the point of programming, if im not yellow?

[fast pagoda]

Welcome back to piss ville

[olive sable]

[fast pagoda]

I saved you

Wake the fuck up sam-urai

[olive sable]

you can do that?

[young plover]

https://x.com/FFmpeg/status/2039115531744334180

FFmpeg (@FFmpeg)

FFmpeg is moving to Rust 🦀

Our use of C and Assembly in FFmpeg has been an unacceptable violation of safety.

FFmpeg will be running 10x slower - but we're doing it for your safety.

All your videos will appear green - safety first, working software later.

X · Mar 31, 2026, 11:00 PM

[amber fractal]

[olive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-samurai-keanu-reeves-shades-off-cyberpunk2077-gif-15573061

so how did you resurect me?

i dont get how this works

FFmpeg will be running 10x slower

[opaque sigil]

worth it for the safety

[high brook]

Kinda shared this in nn, but here's a bit of a teaser demo

[amber fractal]

[olive sable]

what does the zip contain?

[faint sandal]

https://fxtwitter.com/hyprwm/status/2039118776717742568

Hyprland (@hyprwm)

Due to legal pressure, Hyprland will be adding an age verification system in the upcoming 0.55 release.
︀︀
︀︀On first launch, users will be asked a few questions about popular memes to estimate their generation, e.g. MLG, 67, Skibidi Rizz, or Kilroy was here.

**💬 70 🔁 163 ❤️ 2.8K 👁️ 57.5K **

FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 11:12 PM

[faint sandal]

neuro

[olive sable]

WHATTTTTT

okay i might be switching away from hyprland i guess

[high brook]

It does in fact contain neuro

[faint sandal]

read the entire tweet

gottem

[olive sable]

i hate april fool

because

i am the fool

[fast pagoda]

not the kilroy age verification

[leaden crest]

it must suck to be apriled all the time

why am i white

ohhhhhhh

TAKE ME BACK

[fast pagoda]

a valid query

[leaden crest]

I WANNA BE ASIAN AGAIN

HELPPPPPP

[fast pagoda]

[amber fractal]

return to white

[opaque sigil]

okay this is a new one, error message via path

[leaden crest]

mf in gen chat threw one

I didnt even get to throw one

[amber fractal]

I should post in NN and see how many harpoons I get

[leaden crest]

why did it return at the EXACT moment I posted wordle

[amber fractal]

need to change name color first though for maxiumn damage

[leaden crest]

uhh

I thought your plan was to be white

so you look like you’re harpooned

banana gang can we attack

or no

im confused hes banana but he’s not

[amber fractal]

No no, I'm harvisting herpoons from people failing to harpoon me

[leaden crest]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-spin-neuro-spin-neuro-sama-spin-neuro-sama-plushie-neuro-plushie-gif-3255410303273796203

[amber fractal]

also the others are out

let the farming begin

+2

[leaden crest]

when will I be yellow

[amber fractal]

How many harpoons do you have?

I can sink some into you while your dead

[leaden crest]

2

[amber fractal]

let me first bait gen

+2

[amber fractal]

I think this is enough grinding

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches andrewbotics / streameroid labs...

MISSED

andrewbotics gained a harpoon

Laugh at Iggly

[amber fractal]

Good

[true hemlock]

o

[high brook]

Lol

[amber fractal]

Back up to 8 again

[olive sable]

bocchi?

[amber fractal]

Harpoon farming

[olive sable]

it is, acceptable

[native surge]

Thats so fucked up while i sleep

[leaden crest]

it’s time…

what

did someone harpoon me already 💔 💔 💔

not even a cooldown bro

[amber fractal]

After giving you an extra

I can't bait anymore

Back to yellow I go

[olive sable]

🍌

[amber fractal]

Would have 9 if I didn't donate

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches 🔺Sam🔺...

MISSED

Sam🔺 gained a harpoon

Laugh at BreadFish64

[olive sable]

bruh

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches BreadFish64...

HARPOONED - Case #14353

**Chatter**

breadfish64#0
@young plover

**Harpooner**

samvanmaele#0
@olive sable

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:29 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:29 UTC

[amber fractal]

He is orange tho

[olive sable]

thats why he persihes

[amber fractal]

At least you have a weapon again

[olive sable]

i just used it lol

oh ye its not single use

[young plover]

Yellow is orange but worse

[olive sable]

ye, everything is worse than yellow

[amber fractal]

I've not disclosed where I am from so that is fun just seeing it play out

Anyways programming, I should be working on vibcoding that app I wanted to do before I forget

[olive sable]

maybe

[sonic kiln]

Um

https://tenor.com/view/antman-what-the-hell-happened-here-avengers-gif-18240147

[olive sable]

the purge of the non-yellows

[amber fractal]

We do a bit of trolling

[olive sable]

[amber fractal]

we are just colorist

[sonic kiln]

Oh nyo

The rolecists!

[amber fractal]

I like it in this chat, reminds me of another server I was in where they did an event called color wars

[amber fractal]

Don't chat this time

[olive sable]

its kill on sight

[amber fractal]

colors have returned

[olive sable]

you're on thin ice

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at BreadFish64

[amber fractal]

Classic

[olive sable]

kill on sight i said

[amber fractal]

I'm farming

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches BreadFish64...

HARPOONED - Case #6686

**Chatter**

breadfish64#0
@young plover

**Harpooner**

samvanmaele#0
@olive sable

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:47 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:47 UTC

[amber fractal]

otherwise I have to wait for the harpoons that aren't in curuculation

[olive sable]

[young plover]

[leaden crest]

was vedal’s name always neurosama12_31156

[amber fractal]

no, it is still vedal

[leaden crest]

was tryna (almost) harpoon him and couldnt help but notice his discord username’s weird

[kind nimbus]

I think you yellow guys should just harpoon yourselves

This is like highlander. There can only be one.

[leaden crest]

I swear it was “vedal” before

[olive sable]

nope

[amber fractal]

nah, we just wait for gen and NN to fight it out

[leaden crest]

wait it is still vedal

then who’s neuro sama 12_31156

[olive sable]

ye, thats what we've been trying to tell you

[amber fractal]

someone has already tried the actual account but has immunity

same as mods

[leaden crest]

what the

huh

[kind nimbus]

lol

[olive sable]

thats a fake dum

[leaden crest]

oh yeah I see that now

[leaden crest]

the “top” gave it away

[kind nimbus]

Vedal impasta

[amber fractal]

the real Vedal has cat ears

[kind nimbus]

uh now im suddenly yellow

[leaden crest]

well

that means I can harpoon him

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Vedal987...

HARPOONED - Case #10230

**Chatter**

neuro_sama12_31156#0
@zealous flower

**Harpooner**

andrewbotics#0
@leaden crest

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:51 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:51 UTC

[amber fractal]

mod immunity

[leaden crest]

oh yeah

[olive sable]

wrong vedal, you harpooned the fake

[leaden crest]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-dance-oh-yeah-kool-aid-gif-10051974

[amber fractal]

We can't harpoon shiro, yet

[leaden crest]

ik but it’s nice to imagine

[amber fractal]

True

[amber fractal]

better than reality

[kind nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486469601629044957/dsdsqfsdqfsqdfqdfqdfqfd.gif

[amber fractal]

Can't bait anymore

people already know I'm unkillable

[leaden crest]

how come

[amber fractal]

.

People have tried a few times

as I'm a non sub I have gained at least 6 additonal ones

op

another one

now I'm at 9

[leaden crest]

I have 4 now

shall I harpoon you and add to the collection

[amber fractal]

I did harpoon you to add to yours

[leaden crest]

guys 3*145246 WEEEE could have 420000 harpoons on one user

not even counting the twitch subs

[amber fractal]

it'd be funny to get to 10

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

HARPOONED - Case #6580

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

andrewbotics#0
@leaden crest

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:59 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:59 UTC

[leaden crest]

okay iggles here comes

GOD DAMN IT

[amber fractal]

[leaden crest]

WHY DOES IT WORK WHEN I DONT WANT IT TO

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #6922

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

andrewbotics#0
@leaden crest

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:59 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:59 UTC

[amber fractal]

You can continue yeah

[leaden crest]

HOWW

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #11491

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

andrewbotics#0
@leaden crest

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:0 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:0 UTC

[amber fractal]

I CANT GET DONATIONS

[leaden crest]

YOU GOTTA BE FING KIDDING ME

[amber fractal]

@olive sable

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #9004

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

andrewbotics#0
@leaden crest

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:0 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:0 UTC

[olive sable]

sup?

[leaden crest]

I wasted all 4 harpoons with nothing to show for it

[amber fractal]

harpoons are not one time

[leaden crest]

oh what

[amber fractal]

you still have 4

[leaden crest]

oooooh

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at andrewbotics

[leaden crest]

YES

[amber fractal]

FINALLY

[olive sable]

letsgooo

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at andrewbotics

[olive sable]

we shoudl sjut make iggly a powerunit

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #5611

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

samvanmaele#0
@olive sable

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:1 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:1 UTC

[leaden crest]

YEAH

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #12894

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

andrewbotics#0
@leaden crest

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:2 UTC

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sam🔺

[amber fractal]

I have nothing to lose now

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at andrewbotics

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #6596

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

andrewbotics#0
@leaden crest

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:2 UTC

[olive sable]

welp, im out of harpoons

you shoudl have 14 at the end of this

[leaden crest]

got one more in me

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #16771

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

andrewbotics#0
@leaden crest

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:2 UTC

[kind nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-ai-vtuber-settle-this-peacefully-gif-6204625403322205544

[leaden crest]

magic come join

[kind nimbus]

im scared

[leaden crest]

we’re buffing iggles up to god tier

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at andrewbotics

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at MagicBytes

[olive sable]

where are the mods hanging out rn?

[leaden crest]

hmm

@dusty jungle

[amber fractal]

I think NN

[olive sable]

we need harpoon leaderboard

most harpoons

[dusty jungle]

whar

[kind nimbus]

livestream-chat

[amber fractal]

15 is current count

[leaden crest]

got another from gen chat

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at andrewbotics

[leaden crest]

yeaahhhhhh babyyyyyy

[olive sable]

we're funneling harpoons to iggly

[leaden crest]

@amber fractal ss?

[signal trout]

That's crazy

[olive sable]

[amber fractal]

Thank you!

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at Toast

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #5345

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

magicbytes#0
@kind nimbus

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:5 UTC:**

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Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:5 UTC

[signal trout]

[amber fractal]

@leaden crest stabbed me 4x in a row before finally getting a transfer off

also harpoons are not onetime

[leaden crest]

yep

[opaque sigil]

you got 3 of mine

[leaden crest]

keep stabbing until you get it to iggly

[amber fractal]

if you stab you get them back

[leaden crest]

use /harpoon count

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #6935

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

andrewbotics#0
@leaden crest

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:7 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:7 UTC

[kind nimbus]

i still got 5 muhahaha

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #2148

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

andrewbotics#0
@leaden crest

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:7 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:7 UTC

[amber fractal]

Glad to see others are baiting in order to feed harpoons

[leaden crest]

imagine there’s logs and they’re actually gonna ban the person who got harpooned the most to “moderate”

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at MagicBytes

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at andrewbotics

[amber fractal]

It has been an honor

[kind nimbus]

actually

[leaden crest]

what can I say humans love to put random people on pedestals for some reason

you are now the banana cult’s harpoon general it seems

[amber fractal]

my miss to hit ratio is insane with the feeding

and I still managed to bait 7 addtional ones before this point

[leaden crest]

im losing my dignity for ya igglie

[amber fractal]

I feel so bad

[leaden crest]

no dont worry I needed an excuse to go crazy anyway

[amber fractal]

Your better off waiting until refresh happens

[leaden crest]

uhh

[amber fractal]

then you get randoms aswell

[leaden crest]

will you lose your harpoons when refresh happens

[amber fractal]

no

[leaden crest]

good

then we can farm INFINITE HARPOONS

MWAHAHAH

I got a poon but im pooned

[amber fractal]

Sending the message in other channels has caused others to try as well, maybe I should have not said anything but what's the fun if no one else is competing

[leaden crest]

WHO

WHO DARES CHALLENGE THE BANANA CULT

[leaden crest]

I love how it intially began with violence and now it devolved into monopoly

everything eventually becomes economics

#economics

[amber fractal]

Everything in a limited amount eventually becomes a stock market

I like how people are slowly clocking on to what is happening here

[leaden crest]

the slower you catch on the poorer you are

just like real life

[olive sable]

everyone here is white now

[kind nimbus]

nope

[leaden crest]

all the bananas got peeled

[obsidian mantle]

wtf everyone is white

[leaden crest]

vituha

[obsidian mantle]

[leaden crest]

dear dear vi

[amber fractal]

Eveyone have been harpoon baiting

[leaden crest]

how would you like to harpoon @amber fractal

“/harpoon iggly”

[olive sable]

its quick, its easy, and its free

[leaden crest]

all you need to do darling

[olive sable]

harpooning iggly

/harpoon iggly

ye nah

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at vituha

[olive sable]

thats not the command

yes

[leaden crest]

excellent

[amber fractal]

We are just making the number go up

[leaden crest]

4 more times pls

[amber fractal]

that is now 20

[kind nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-hax-hax-hacks-hacker-hackers-gif-1970435453844108305

[olive sable]

oh i have 3 harpoons now

[amber fractal]

Gotta wait for revive

[obsidian mantle]

can you get harpooned if you are already white

or its 100% gain

[amber fractal]

yes

you can reharpoon inivudals

[warm zealot]

how many harpoons do you have

[olive sable]

i need to be revived before i can harpoon more

[obsidian mantle]

did you know

[amber fractal]

I did attempt it myself

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches vituha...

HARPOONED - Case #6937

**Chatter**

vituha#0
@obsidian mantle

**Harpooner**

magicbytes#0
@kind nimbus

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:33 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:33 UTC

[leaden crest]

cool

[amber fractal]

20 yep

[leaden crest]

iggly has 24 including the ones that we havent given yet

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #16579

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

ccloverr#0
@warm zealot

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:33 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:33 UTC

[amber fractal]

Classic donation issue

they are not voided

[obsidian mantle]

wait how do i unharpoon

[amber fractal]

just return

[obsidian mantle]

[leaden crest]

just keep harpooning

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at clover

[amber fractal]

wait for revive

mods will do it eventuallt

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at clover

[obsidian mantle]

wait you cant harpoon while harpooned

[leaden crest]

nope

[olive sable]

just finished SAO alicization
i love my isekai slop with a clifhanger that doesnt get resolved for 7 years

[amber fractal]

That is the issue

[obsidian mantle]

how long does it take

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #18151

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

ccloverr#0
@warm zealot

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:34 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:34 UTC

[amber fractal]

mods do it manually

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #3587

**Chatter**

igglies#0
@amber fractal

**Harpooner**

ccloverr#0
@warm zealot

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 3:35 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 3:35 UTC

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at clover

[warm zealot]

let me donate

yay

[amber fractal]

what is funny is before I started accepting donations, I got from 3 -> 10 just by baiting

never lost until I started accepting donations

[warm zealot]

💀

so lucky

[amber fractal]

Yeah, I know of my luck; I rarely use it

[warm zealot]

ill go bait in general a bit see if i can donate some more

[amber fractal]

Good luck, people are starting to catch on

[warm zealot]

actually yea too many non harpooned in general rn probably will be hard

[leaden crest]

god dang revival’s taking a long time

[amber fractal]

We really need to at least do programming in here

while throwing stuff at me

[leaden crest]

#swordfighting

oh wait

[amber fractal]

💀

[young plover]

I like Alicization but I think it didn't work so well for anime-onlys. The earlier seasons are basically 1:1 with the books but the Alicization anime doesn't give you as much context for the magical ass-pulls.

[olive sable]

if you know how a system like that would be designed, it kinda makes sense

[kind nimbus]

while :; do; sleep 1; done

[amber fractal]

I'm making a logo and I found this image

[olive sable]

ew

what

[amber fractal]

ew

[olive sable]

curesed as fuq

[amber fractal]

I do not like this version

whoever made this one of my namesake will perish

[leaden crest]

igglyscuffed

[young plover]

7-year cliffhanger... It is kinda odd that they haven't adapted Moon Cradle, but I think they're gonna make it a flashback at the end of Unital Ring to preserve the mystery.

[amber fractal]

We love titles

[olive sable]

i think its gonna be in the movie they're making

the shit with the 2 planets isnt finished yet, so im geussing the movie will be the MMOs merging thing

[leaden crest]

if you go into the search menu and look up chatters it’s crazy the ratio of colored to white

so many untapped harpoons

[amber fractal]

[olive sable]

ceba wan

[leaden crest]

cerber more like harpooner

[amber fractal]

That one is good

+2

Now just need a harpoon image

[amber fractal]

If you search up Igglybuff, this is #3 in the image results; I have so much anger for this image as it has existed for at least a decade in that spot

and it has been my favorite pokemon for just as long

[leaden crest]

nano explains:

[amber fractal]

I remeber when nano was a new leaf and starting to gain the allagations they are known for

[leaden crest]

omg how adorable

[amber fractal]

Feels weird knowing history in a place your no longer involved in

I am also one of the people that do not have Mal muted

So I've learned that 10 minutes is the speedrun from joining neurocord to muting Mal

[leaden crest]

who’s mal

[flint dome]

you do not want to know

[amber fractal]

He is an invidual alright, can get on your nerves very easily

I personally don't mind him

I will ask before funneling to me, some people do need harpoons for good reasons besides number go up

[warm zealot]

what reason could be better than number go up

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches clover...

MISSED

clover gained a harpoon

Laugh at MagicBytes

[amber fractal]

Hearing that someone in gen got their GF in the server just for this event

[warm zealot]

Galternative Faccount

[amber fractal]

Why is finding whole harpoon images so hard?

[olive sable]

the baiting isnt going well for me

[amber fractal]

Yeah, really have to wait on the revive to be an active target

[stiff mica]

A harpoon approaches 🔺Sam🔺...

MISSED

Sam🔺 gained a harpoon

Laugh at wispers

[high brook]

There

Lol

[olive sable]

nice

[amber fractal]

They are going to stuff me like a pin cusion once the revive happens