programming

[clear sedge]

i have a huge blocklist for anything relating to ai

[trim valve]

i dislike that blocklist

[rigid snow]

just move to huge city
is what i was about to say but for me it says my fucking zip code there which can be used to pinpoint a 1km radius

[trim valve]

my uh

[rigid snow]

why does google even have that

[tender river]

[trim valve]

you can figure out quite a lot from my ip

[clear sedge]

my ip is 127.0.0.1

[obsidian mantle]

wtf

mine too

[clear sedge]

what

no way

[obsidian mantle]

can you disconnect from my router please

[clear sedge]

no i like your wifi

[olive sable]

ok i give up, gatekeepers win

[trim valve]

god bless uk universities

[clear sedge]

you can figure out my general area with my ip

but that's pretty useless because you can social engineer my exact address out of me if you really wanted to

[trim valve]

[olive sable]

google thinks im in a different province so im good

[rigid snow]

oh ok yea just have my home address ok sure google

[tender river]

internet speed graph

parametric equation

[sage crag]

infinite spee
d

[olive sable]

[obsidian mantle]

so this book wants me to make programs in C and run them on linux, compiling with gcc.
are there any downsides on using wsl for that

[rigid snow]

upload jitter so small it switched to microseconds

[tender river]

finite speed me pay for 100mb and go over ipv6 tunnel to germany and then wireguard vpn to a different server so pretty good

[olive sable]

[clear sedge]

idk if wsl supports wayland, that's really the only thing

also don't use wsl 1

wsl 1 is ass

[tender river]

i liked wsl1

[trim valve]

lol speedtest has way funnier numbers for me

[tender river]

understandable they got rid of it tho

[obsidian mantle]

i have wsl2 ready and set up i think

i have no idea what kind of programs they will need me to make

what is wayland? ui engine?

[olive sable]

ye but our isp sucks so i cant get thatmuch

[clear sedge]

you should probably be fine with compiling on ubuntu but i'd go with fedora as ubuntu is moving to non-gnu tools

[obsidian mantle]

i got ubuntu in wsl yes

also this book looks much easier to read so far (compared to sicp)

somehow

[clear sedge]

it'd be a slight bit less of a headache when debugging because the commands might have implementation specific arguments

[obsidian mantle]

the way sentences are structured

[sage crag]

where bred

[clear sedge]

but it's probably fine

[sage crag]

also

do you have

200 mile fibre optic cable

[olive sable]

[trim valve]

will 2km suffice

[clear sedge]

ui "api" basically, technically a protocol

[trim valve]

[sage crag]

hm maybe

[clear sedge]

contrasted to x11

[sage crag]

will have to ask r&d dept

[trim valve]

[obsidian mantle]

how heavy is 2km optic fibre cable

several tons?

[sage crag]

about as heavy as 2km fibre optic cable

[olive sable]

surely the uk is less than 2km wide

[clear sedge]

the uk is 3 centimeters wide last i checked

[olive sable]

was that not the height?

[clear sedge]

the height was 300cm

[olive sable]

[clear sedge]

everything above that is just fog

[tender river]

smog

[rigid snow]

more like

[clear sedge]

yes smog

[tender river]

🐸

[rigid snow]

100g maybe maybe more maybe less

[clear sedge]

🐸

[olive sable]

the one time i went to the uk i went to some failed art project that got turned into a big slide

[trim valve]

this is just 1.2km

[sage crag]

apparently the drive from the northernmost to southernmost point is 1300km

[rigid snow]

ohhh cable

[clear sedge]

1.3 kkm

[rigid snow]

not just the fiber

[olive sable]

[rigid snow]

just the fiber weighs nothing

[trim valve]

sadly like 300m of it is broken in one direction

[sage crag]

1.3 mm

mhm

[clear sedge]

makes perfect sense

[sage crag]

1.3 Mm

[rigid snow]

megameter

[sage crag]

Mb

[olive sable]

Megametre

[trim valve]

send one of these bad boys

[rigid snow]

when begabeter

[sage crag]

mega betre

[trim valve]

konii would you accept an internet drone strike

[rigid snow]

i beat you konii

[sage crag]

wrong

you said it wrong

dum

[clear sedge]

that's one big water bottle

[sage crag]

me order 4000km fibre optic cable

make worldwide isp

undersea cables

i will also hire

shark

[rigid snow]

sorry you're british

[trim valve]

shark based firewall

[olive sable]

shark bodyguards

[sage crag]

no you said it wrong

[olive sable]

family business

[sage crag]

bega ❌
mega ✅

[sage crag]

me think more like

shark based cable eater

[clear sedge]

how many mebimeters

[olive sable]

lets make both parties unhappy, bmega

[sage crag]

i do not know how to respond

[rigid snow]

this made me happy

[clear sedge]

no

mbega

[olive sable]

fuck you

i wanted to see what is between m and b, i have decided against such

[sage crag]

there's probably a vocaloid song about this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1374684508674330684/1374684509072658442/drumsevil.gif

[rigid snow]

c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l

[clear sedge]

there is one song about sharks i recall

not by a vocaloid though

[sage crag]

[olive sable]

not on the alphabet lmao

[clear sedge]

https://youtu.be/2vVQYdG0YlU

[sage crag]

between m and b

is b - m

[clear sedge]

it's n

[sage crag]

wrong

b and m are vectors

[trim valve]

shoe reveal

[olive sable]

you make a good point

no

[clear sedge]

even so you can define n = b - m

[sage crag]

bred wear 1.2km fibre optic cable

[rigid snow]

do we put the english alphabet in a latent space to solve

[sage crag]

well i didnt

[clear sedge]

skill issue tbh

[olive sable]

you make a good matrix?

[trim valve]

true

[olive sable]

2 vectors

[sage crag]

2 vectors arent necessarily a matrix

they are

two vectors

[olive sable]

i couldnt figure out a good math joke

[sage crag]

figures

[olive sable]

😭

[clear sedge]

array of vectors

[sage crag]

vector of vectors

[clear sedge]

vec-ception

[sage crag]

no.

[olive sable]

a vector of vectors looks suspiciously like a matrix to me

[sage crag]

you look suspiciously like three letters and a red triangle

[opaque sigil]

[clear sedge]

i'm losing braincells

[olive sable]

you look suspiciously like konii

[sage crag]

that unsurprising

me evil clone

[tender river]

vector of vectors can have vectors of different dimensions

[olive sable]

oh no

[sage crag]

you never knew original

me been evil clone whole time

[olive sable]

makes sense

[clear sedge]

my brain is actually dying

[tender river]

konii NG_0.0.1

[trim valve]

i have nothing to lose

[olive sable]

explains a lot actually

[sage crag]

please replug

hard drive failure is dangerous

[rigid snow]

my brain is thriving

[clear sedge]

yeah let me just rip my heart out and plug it back in

[rigid snow]

thank you konii for chip

[sage crag]

i thought you brain die

[tender river]

my brain is in

[sage crag]

not you heart

[tender river]

normal condition

[sage crag]

welcome

[clear sedge]

heart restart is like a power supply restart

[sage crag]

me have more chip

[rigid snow]

insert more pls

[sage crag]

[olive sable]

then make some shaders for me
i need the brainpower

i should invent gofundme for braincells

[sage crag]

me bone saw ran out of bones

cant use anymore

need to get more bones

[clear sedge]

i have bones

56 of them

[tender river]

bone saw not saw for bone but saw of bone

or

both

[olive sable]

still

[sage crag]

you think so

you would be wrong

[clear sedge]

yeah i counted them all

[olive sable]

56?

[sage crag]

or, you would be as of 5 seconds ago

[clear sedge]

i have 56 bones

[sage crag]

check again

[clear sedge]

wait

[olive sable]

uhm

[clear sedge]

where'd all my bones go

[sage crag]

nowhere

idiot

[olive sable]

like fr 56?

[sage crag]

how you misscount

[clear sedge]

57 bones

[olive sable]

[clear sedge]

i'd be dead if i was fr

[sage crag]

it both

really should be called

[rigid snow]

maybe no teeth and no limb

s

[sage crag]

bone bone saw

but

i ran out of bones

so it just bone saw

[olive sable]

i thought you might have just been missing 2 legs and an arm

[tender river]

[clear sedge]

and that brought my bone count down by 150

[olive sable]

ye

[clear sedge]

i am practically missing a sternum though

[sage crag]

sternum is that thingy on ships

[tender river]

number number

[olive sable]

each leg has 30 bones, an arm has 30 bones too

thats like 90

honestl yidk where the other bones are

does the spine count as individual bones?

[clear sedge]

i count two bones

[sage crag]

bone reduction surgery

who do you think took your bones

noooooooooooooooo

[rigid snow]

easiest thing to lose here is teeth i'm telling you

[olive sable]

oh teeth are bones

[sage crag]

me need sleep

[clear sedge]

do teeth count as bones

[sage crag]

sam clueless

[clear sedge]

they're just fancy hard shelled things

[olive sable]

thats been the theme of this entire day

[sage crag]

teeth

enamel -> dentine -> nerve

no bone

[olive sable]

i see

[rigid snow]

ye not count

i checked already

<- stupid

[sage crag]

jlpt nminus4

[olive sable]

then if 120 bones are in the limbs, where did the other 86 go?

[sage crag]

out of the limbs

[clear sedge]

they got 86d

[sage crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362755858353885195/1367975291019989083/ElvynNyaFix.gif

[rigid snow]

sacrifice

[olive sable]

okay

[rigid snow]

ritua;l

[clear sedge]

reminder that the skull is multiple bones i think

[olive sable]

only 5 or so no?

[clear sedge]

idk i never counted

[sage crag]

chip

replace bones

potato sturdy

[clear sedge]

crunch

[olive sable]

22 apparenly

[clear sedge]

then the rest is vertebrae and ribs

[rigid snow]

there's all the facial ones and the ones making up the skull itself

[clear sedge]

and your hip bones i forgor what they're called

and the sternum

[olive sable]

while the core skull is 22 bones, the total with ear ossicles and hyoid is 29
wtf are ear ossicles?

[clear sedge]

they're popsicles in your ear

[rigid snow]

the stuff inside your ear you hear with

[olive sable]

oh its the ear hammer thing

[rigid snow]

ye

[olive sable]

bones are weird

[clear sedge]

fun fact i can oscilate it manually

apparently not everyone can do that

[olive sable]

idk what that means

[clear sedge]

means i can drum the drum

i can drum my ear drums manually

[obsidian mantle]

oh i thought its much thicker

[clear sedge]

you know when your ears vibrate sometimes

i can do that on command

[olive sable]

no?

[clear sedge]

[olive sable]

only the normal amount to hear

[clear sedge]

are you human?

[rigid snow]

ye i'm not getting it either

[tender river]

i can kind of do that by manipulating air pressure in ears to make a sound not sure if it counts

[olive sable]

e i can do the pressure thing too

[rigid snow]

it's not like there are muscles attached to those bones

[olive sable]

but idk about moving something that i dont think has a muscle connected

[clear sedge]

your ear literally involuntarily does it when you hear a loud noise

i can just do it voluntarily too

[maiden geyser]

that's infaccurate

[olive sable]

i dont listen to many loud noises so i wouldnt know

[rigid snow]

OH

i know what they're talking about

[clear sedge]

you guys have weird ears

[rigid snow]

no idea how that relates to the hammer

[trim valve]

I mean

it depends on the cable

this is just 2 fibres in an insanely heavy duty cable

[rigid snow]

ye i was thinking seems like a bit too much for 1km

[clear sedge]

it's called the tensor tympani

[trim valve]

it's ex military fibre so it makes sense to be overbuilt

[olive sable]

damn, we have tensor cores in ears now? is that how human STT works?

[trim valve]

the manual describes its strength with the amount of times you can run a tank over it somewhere

[rigid snow]

if you cant use it as straps to crane lift the tank i don't want it

too weak

[trim valve]

sadly it is too weak for that

[olive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/apes-together-strong-monkey-weak-apes-alone-weak-gif-16849178

use 2

[rigid snow]

loop around 10 times

[silent cloak]

How many tensor cores in ur brain?

[tender river]

NaN

not have brain

[olive sable]

in ear

1 per ear

grand total of 1.99 on average

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-gif-24525483

[tender river]

ears amazing iirc they basically do fft-like frequency decomposition

[sage crag]

mrrr

[olive sable]

konii werent you going to bed?

[silent cloak]

Sleep mode

[olive sable]

i have no right to say this im still fiddling with shaders

[sage crag]

uuh

i dont remember saying that

if i did then i didnt

and you misheard

[olive sable]

[olive sable]

i guess you never said you would sleep

[silent cloak]

Shadertoys?

[olive sable]

blender

[clear sedge]

https://youtu.be/SiHZbnFrHOY

[olive sable]

i was tryng to find a screenshot i can send but i cant be bothered to edit the image to make it safe

check #1336984748882399242 and scroll up a bit for the model i guess

[silent cloak]

Most of my recent shader work is just for my game engine

SPIR-V carrying

[olive sable]

this is kinda also for my game engine, except that this is mostly for the game in said engine

[silent cloak]

I recently switched to dynamic rendering

Killing off render passes

[tender river]

Dynamic rendering was a workaround and not a long-term solution for problems with JavaScript-generated content in search engines. Instead, we recommend that you use server-side rendering, static rendering, or hydration as a solution.

[olive sable]

hydration

[opaque sigil]

react hydration error

[rigid snow]

you have no idea

[tender river]

<-

[olive sable]

ill remain clueless

[rigid snow]

can we have like

[clear sedge]

hydration

[rigid snow]

100x less complexity

on the web

[tender river]

no web dev have to live with consequences of their creations

[olive sable]

i still want web people to update webgl, but i think it will jsut remain broken forever

[rigid snow]

too bad i'm the first in line to get replaced by llm

[clear sedge]

let's all just collectively agree we need to go back to basic css-less js-less html

[rigid snow]

robot will have to live with consequences of our creations

[tender river]

my brain keep generating 15 puzzle gameplay on autopilot

[rigid snow]

fortunately this ain't happening

[tender river]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1390096933460250736.png?size=160&name=where+is+my+ball

[true hemlock]

reject all sorts of front end programming

[clear sedge]

"where's my girlfriend"
'who do you think took your ball'
"NOOOOOOO"

[true hemlock]

return to animating ascii

[tender river]

wait till you learn about

react for tui

[clear sedge]

REACT

[tender river]

https://github.com/vadimdemedes/ink

[clear sedge]

FOR THE TERMINAL?

WHAT

WHAT?

WHAT?

i'm so done

i'm so done with life

it's not worth it anymore

[true hemlock]

react

[rigid snow]

then someone will have to render actual images, then someone would abuse that to render prettier graphics, then someone would need them to be more dynamic, etc.

it's the web all over again

but worse

[tender river]

react good imo but could be better if js wasnt such a bad language

[true hemlock]

i prefer node

but either are shit

[clear sedge]

react is inherently ass by virtue of being a javascript framework

[rigid snow]

https://github.com/Roblox/react-luau my beloved

[olive sable]

the problem with blenders' node system is i keep making spaghetti

[tender river]

wdym

nodejs not ui framework so you probably mean something else?

[rigid snow]

react js runtime

[true hemlock]

for js in general

[clear sedge]

maybe they meant node.js vs frontend js

[true hemlock]

i never do proper front end myself though.... hence my absolute obsession with TUI

[rigid snow]

virtual abstract syntax tree (VAST)

i like this

[tender river]

react and node.js completely different thing node.js = js runtime, react = ui library

[true hemlock]

fair

[tender river]

yee same not need gui for most thing

[true hemlock]

im still not touching JS with 30 foot pole

[clear sedge]

apples are cool but i think oranges are the better orange

[rigid snow]

js good language trust

[true hemlock]

holding the holy cross rn

[umbral thorn]

jay ass

[tender river]

me think react is good js is bad react worth knowing as ui paradigm

[clear sedge]

is holy c++ called c cross cross

[true hemlock]

dont you dare diss my beloved see cross cross

[clear sedge]

c cross cross for me would be c++ with try-with-resources replacing destructors

and better rng

[tender river]

how me do raii in c

func1() {
  thing = get_thing();
  func2(thing);
  free_thing(thing);
}
func2(thing) {
}

this just

monad

but bad

[umbral thorn]

wtf

[rigid snow]

genuinely i like js it's fun because it allows me to do one thing in like 100 different ways. same thing with react it's an extension of that

if you don't like that very understandable

go write go

[clear sedge]

ngl

[rigid snow]

speaking of writing go i should go do something

[clear sedge]

i'd love c++ way more if it pushed for value-oriented error-handling

i still love c++ and i can still do that myself

but exceptions being treated as just things that can be thrown by default instead of handled explicitly is weird imo

[rigid snow]

lang for u

[tender river]

hot take but me think exception good unless your language has monads or effects errors as values very clunky

[clear sedge]

exceptions are fine i just want them to be treated like java treats them

[rigid snow]

i kind of agree so not that hot

[clear sedge]

i want functions to need to declare what exceptions they throw unless it's an exception that should crash

[tender river]

smh expecting safety from c++

[clear sedge]

rust handles error handling way better imo

still not gonna use rust for most of my programming

but it's just better in that regard

[tender river]

have its own issues like no stack trace

[rigid snow]

-500 .unwrap()s

[clear sedge]

stack traces are nice

java exceptions are a nice balance

[tender river]

used to think i dislike how clunky rust is but then me realize i just dislike how clunky systems programming is gc make me happier

[clear sedge]

i almost love rust

almost

i just don't think it's convenient to program in

[tender river]

rust makes me more confident because i can write stuff with ungodly complicated borrowing

[tender river]

example?

[clear sedge]

eh, there's small things here and there i just find stupid

inferred types are dumb most of the time and add developer comprehension time when thinking about types

i like thinking about types

rust wants you to not think about types in a lot of scenarios

[opaque sigil]

did we use the same rust

rust has me thinking about types 100x more than c++ ever does

[clear sedge]

idk, i never use auto in c++ if that's what you mean

[opaque sigil]

the type system in general

[tender river]

sound like skill issue

anyway lsp have inlay hints

[clear sedge]

the reference system is also hard to get used to

[tender river]

me only issue with reference

encapsulation

&mut T hides that you might not need entire T but only some fields or that you wont invalidate other references borrowing from T but only change some values

[opaque sigil]

when in doubt throw a trait at it

[tender river]

na wont help

[opaque sigil]

i would like to write more rust but alas there is no usable gpu programming in rust

[umbral thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324872678791975004/1370117663556108348/does-this-turn-you-on.gif

[clear sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/marmota-cooking-hold-up-gif-5382607284931131048

[tender river]

ironically me current langdev project written in c++ need circular references and super complicated runtime

[olive sable]

elvy im not sure you're allowed to post that here

[clear sedge]

i had circular references in another project of mine

but that was because it was poorly produced while i was sleep deprived

[maiden geyser]

mods i spil my jice mods help help help

[olive sable]

i had a circular inheritance once cuz i cant read well

[clear sedge]

circular inheritance sounds like hell

i've never had to deal with that

[olive sable]

it crashed before even getting to that point so i didnt have to deal with it either

[clear sedge]

checks out

[sage crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1374684508674330684/1374684509072658442/drumsevil.gif

[opaque sigil]

how would circular inheritance even work

it by definition has to be a tree

[sage crag]

a is a and therefore it a

[tender river]

easy to abstract away with just

struct Handle<T>(uint);
struct Arena<T> {
  data: Vec<T>
}
fn add<T>(arena: &mut Arena<T>, val: T) -> Handle<T> {
  arena.data.push(val);
  Handle(arena.data.len() - 1)
}
fn get_mut<T>(arena: &mut Arena<T>, handle: Handle<T>) -> &mut T {
  &mut arena.data[handle.0]
}

struct Circular {
  other: Handle,
}

[tender river]

infinite superclass chain

[olive sable]

i made a class have a property of a class, and that class was inherenting the first class

[tender river]

easy to make in js probably 🤔

[trim valve]

important c++ feature discovered

[opaque sigil]

oh that's different then

[clear sedge]

class A {
  B b;
}

class B extends A {}```
?

[olive sable]

ye something like that

but in C#

[tender river]

in c# should be fine

[clear sedge]

class A {
  B B;
}

class B : A {}```

[olive sable]

i mean, it would creat infinite copies of itself as a propertie of its inhereted class no?

[tender river]

no

[olive sable]

im bad at C#

[clear sedge]

it'd be a null reference by default

[rigid snow]

only if you initialize it

[tender river]

var x = new B();
x.b = x;

[olive sable]

oh true

i forget im not doing RAII

[opaque sigil]

c++ brainrot has kicked in

[olive sable]

[tender river]

systems programmers unable to comprehend cycles

[rigid snow]

system programmers when they have to do chaoses programming

[tender river]

gc programmers unable to comprehend values

[olive sable]

i dont even know what chaoses is

[tender river]

plural of chaos

[clear sedge]

if i do both does that make me doubly stupid

can't comprehend values or cycles

[tender river]

depends

[clear sedge]

[rigid snow]

i don't think that word exists

i made it up

[olive sable]

i do 1 thing in programming, and i do it good [to an acceptable degree sometimes]

[clear sedge]

i'm a jack of all trades and a master of java

[olive sable]

im not a jack

im a sam

[clear sedge]

lame

[sage crag]

false!

[olive sable]

bwaa

[sage crag]

it like fish and fishes

[tender river]

does the following scare you

let x = [ 0, 1 ] ++ zip(x, tail x).map((a, b) => a + b)

[olive sable]

yes

[sage crag]

fish is plural of fish, but fishes is plural of different kinds of fish

[olive sable]

you edited it, but still yes

[rigid snow]

true i suppose

[sage crag]

chaos is not plural or non-plural, but chaoses is multiple kinds of chaos

[rigid snow]

chaoses programming

[sage crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1439744591837266041/autismu.gif

[olive sable]

why is konii so smart

she needs to stop

[rigid snow]

she just speaks english natively

[olive sable]

you make us look bad

[sage crag]

the truth is

english have no rules

[olive sable]

oh, ye that probably helps a lot

[sage crag]

[tender river]

me implement english rules

under me tyranny

[sage crag]

pleas dont

[tender river]

no english allowed

[clear sedge]

class Me implements EnglishRules {}```
![mhmYes](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1292813938710286368.webp?size=128 "mhmYes")

[olive sable]

nederlands dan eh

[rigid snow]

me jksdfhdkfsajgh hfigjdha the fsgkjhdlf fldkjghdsfaklj is 32047 ✅ right?

[sage crag]

ye

plimp plomp

[olive sable]

gnome plop

[clear sedge]

gnome?

[sage crag]

what if you fell off your chair

and then

you fell off your chair again

and then

[clear sedge]

damn

[sage crag]

your chair ran away

[rigid snow]

dementia

[clear sedge]

do you really hate gnome that bad

[olive sable]

dutch dlc, you wouldnt get it

[sage crag]

no

it a question

serious answer only

[rigid snow]

i would catch the chair probably

[sage crag]

with what legs

chair have 4 legs you have none

[rigid snow]

with my own

what do you mean none

[tender river]

me chair not have legs easy to catch

[sage crag]

it will have legs

in fact, it will be class as arthropod

[olive sable]

arms are just less evolved legs, lemme use those

[sage crag]

biped in leaf case

[tender river]

biped chair

[rigid snow]

bipedal chair in leaf case

[tender river]

ye not need

[rigid snow]

[sage crag]

if you think you can outrun six legged chair and then catch it

[tender river]

can run off not care

[sage crag]

it biped because

it stole leaf legs

[olive sable]

you're first mistake was assuming i think

[sage crag]

[sage crag]

your*

[olive sable]

fuck

[rigid snow]

does leaf have legs to steal ion the first place

[sage crag]

ye two

[rigid snow]

prove it

[sage crag]

i have confirmed with sonar

[rigid snow]

sonar ...

[sage crag]

ye

fishe

[tender river]

need install jammer

[clear sedge]

🐟

[sage crag]

dont install

cant detect incoming leaf with jammer

[olive sable]

minor spelling mistake

[sage crag]

[olive sable]

not you,me

[sage crag]

true

[rigid snow]

youoeur'ereou'e*

[sage crag]

pronoun put in bin me refer you as ohh pronoun out of bin

[rigid snow]

[sage crag]

[tender river]

not worry jammer room only portable too expensive

[sage crag]

[rigid snow]

pronoun put in bin, me refer to you as ohh . pronoun out of bin

[maiden geyser]

*you'dn't've

[rigid snow]

you would not have

ez

[sage crag]

pronoun put in bin; me refer to you as- ohh , pronoun out of bin

:smog: 🐸

[rigid snow]

🐸

[sage crag]

me not have to explain further

[tender river]

why is it called pronoun when you of in noun of out pro eat pronoun

[sage crag]

ye me agree

wrr

man door pro hook noun door

pronoun -> noun
programming -> gramming

profession -> fession

[rigid snow]

promise -> mise

[sage crag]

proselytise -> selytise

procure -> cure

[obsidian mantle]

Because hes not a noun but works as one. His profession is noun

[rigid snow]

protect

[maiden geyser]

crasty nation

[obsidian mantle]

Wait how did "programming" word appear

[sage crag]

pronoun have pronouns

pronounception

idiot, you made recursive datatype

[obsidian mantle]

Program

[rigid snow]

is this why it's actually called that i can't tell

[sage crag]

no

pronoun -> proper noun

[rigid snow]

isn't "proper noun" a completely different thing

[sage crag]

no

[obsidian mantle]

We call it "takes place of noun"

[rigid snow]

more like

"place taker"

[obsidian mantle]

[rigid snow]

"of noun" is implied

[sage crag]

profession -> a field of work
profess -> to make claim/confession
professor -> academic rank, or person who professes

[obsidian mantle]

Ok what about this

[sage crag]

programming proper gramming

obvious

[obsidian mantle]

What is gramming

[clear sedge]

do you know what a grammy award is

[sage crag]

pronoun -> noun
programming -> gramming

[obsidian mantle]

Yes but what is gramming

[rigid snow]

why you confuse me proper noun IS what i think it is

[obsidian mantle]

What does it mean "to gram"

[rigid snow]

and it's not pronoun

[sage crag]

me know

[clear sedge]

weighing something

[sage crag]

proper noun is

name

[rigid snow]

ye

[sage crag]

of person place

pronoun is when the noun in out oven of the hot food

[clear sedge]

is this 1st grade again

[sage crag]

this is advanced science

[obsidian mantle]

Proscience

[sage crag]

ye me steal

leaf joke

:smog: frog

[rigid snow]

you didn't even try this time come on

[sage crag]

prosmog profrog

[obsidian mantle]

Did "program" word exist before computers

[sage crag]

yes

[obsidian mantle]

Why

[sage crag]

well, depends what you class as a computer

[clear sedge]

if schools organise something it's called a program

[sage crag]

ye

[obsidian mantle]

They invented the word for the future? In case computers get invented

[sage crag]

[clear sedge]

now you're being silly you silly goose

[trim valve]

smh

[sage crag]

me invent word now

[trim valve]

programme is not program silly website

[sage crag]

quantrofification

invent word

will have meaning in 50 years

[obsidian mantle]

oh i see

[olive sable]

class tomorrow mornign is canceled yippee

[trim valve]

windows however disagrees

[clear sedge]

imagine having school

loser

[rigid snow]

only in british

[trim valve]

ok but

[sage crag]

true

[obsidian mantle]

Work not cancelled tomorrow

[clear sedge]

top 10 reasons why windows sucks

[trim valve]

programme specifically refers to like, timetabling

[rigid snow]

ye

[trim valve]

top 10 reason why windows is based (hating the british)

[clear sedge]

i don't have work tomorrow loser

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-gif-gif-25597112

[sage crag]

windows mandates you must say erb

[trim valve]

ebr

[rigid snow]

how bad is it that i know exactly what every abbreviation means

[clear sedge]

THEY'RE GAINING SENTIENCE

[sage crag]

it had to open 14 websites to understand what you meant

[obsidian mantle]

Yc is youtube channel?

[rigid snow]

specifically the yc part

[tender river]

aa me spend so much time try find tumblr post not find it

[rigid snow]

y combinator

[olive sable]

imagine having a job

[clear sedge]

i don't have to imagine

i have several

[olive sable]

[tender river]

y combinator as in startup not thing for self reference

[rigid snow]

right

vc firm

[tender river]

not me random screenshot

[clear sedge]

can't believe being on the grindset is seen as laughable by the youth these days smh my head

[tender river]

llms will revolutionize education

this is so easy to understand

[sage crag]

wth

[clear sedge]

i don't understand a single word of this

[rigid snow]

konii will NOT be hired at openai

[clear sedge]

CHECKING IF THE GROUP BECOMES A GOOD GIRL?

[sage crag]

[sage crag]

me not hirable in general

hireable

hirable

uuh

[rigid snow]

ye silly you tv and jobs are for people

[olive sable]

im a gamedev, i wouldn't be paid much eitherway. so i see no reason to get a j*b

[clear sedge]

i'm being paid pennies on the dime

still work

[olive sable]

idk what that means

[clear sedge]

need money to fuel my monter energy addiction

[sage crag]

giv me question for me to ask lobotogpt

[obsidian mantle]

To pay rent and buy food

[sage crag]

[sage crag]

pls me out of questions

[olive sable]

i odnt pay for either

[olive sable]

uh

[clear sedge]

i swear i've heard it as a phrase before
tl;dr i'm being underpaid and overworked

[olive sable]

ask it what it thinks of jjk

[sage crag]

do i have to

[obsidian mantle]

Does blackhole have vacuum beyond event horizon

[olive sable]

no? you were askign for questions

[sage crag]

wrong

[clear sedge]

throw it away

[clear sedge]

the way your chat gippity generates text makes me want to die

[tender river]

OOOO ME FOUND IT

[obsidian mantle]

True story

[rigid snow]

irrelevant already

[clear sedge]

a real generate

that's amazing

[rigid snow]

took too long

[tender river]

i saw it 2 months ago give me some credit for finding it at all

[rigid snow]

as opposed to being elevant

[sage crag]

mented n fective omg yes

[clear sedge]

kill me

[rigid snow]

this makes me feel things i don't want to feel

[sage crag]

[clear sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/abysmal-dogshit-absolute-cinema-a-guy-gif-7719966734167801090

[sage crag]

[rigid snow]

classic chatgpt

[tender river]

u use yomichan?

[sage crag]

nrr

[tender river]

uh not yomichan now yomitan

[sage crag]

not either

[sage crag]

me browser extension is only

proton pass

[tender river]

yomitan good official dictionary bad tho

[sage crag]

me need more question

[rigid snow]

agreed

[olive sable]

sublime

blime

[sage crag]

wrong

[olive sable]

surblime

[sage crag]

sublime

sub lime

as in

underwater

[olive sable]

oh

[clear sedge]

subway lime

[tender river]

under line

lime

[sage crag]

[olive sable]

lime

surlime?

[sage crag]

surlime sounds negative

[olive sable]

if subline is good, surlime is bad?

[clear sedge]

is lime good or bad

[olive sable]

neutral

[tender river]

its crazy how my brain didnt even question "sublime = underwater"

[clear sedge]

but i like lime

and it's acidic actually

[olive sable]

i havent eaten lime before

of

oh

[olive sable]

i was thinking about limestone, not the fruit

[rigid snow]

cuz acid city

[clear sedge]

i've drank lemon juice like it was soda before

[clear sedge]

your teeth and stomach lining hate it

[olive sable]

i can see why you're an alcoholic now, you probably dont have tastebuds left

[sage crag]

these questions boring

[rigid snow]

i too enjoy me some lemon juice

i like eating the lemon straight more though

[sage crag]

with or without rind

[clear sedge]

i'm just mentally deranged, why do you think i enjoy writing c code?

[olive sable]

ask it how to make a time machine

[rigid snow]

with of course

best part

[olive sable]

masochism is my ussual go-to answer

[sage crag]

no codeblock

i wonder what normal chatgpt writes for this question

where are the semicolons

[clear sedge]

no semicolons

yell at it

[sage crag]

i dont have the heart to

[clear sedge]

i would

it's a dirty clanker

[sage crag]

mimicry

[clear sedge]

filthy cold metal heart

[sage crag]

it dangerous

[rigid snow]

you don't have heart you have crt and other various vacuum tube

[sage crag]

True!

[rigid snow]

i don't know if i wanna see the system prompt

i don't nvm

[sage crag]

you dont

[olive sable]

the elctron gun

[sage crag]

i wrote it myself though

[clear sedge]

now tell it to do it using the win32 api

[rigid snow]

can discord embed hdr image

[clear sedge]

i wanna see how tortured it can get

[sage crag]

@tender river

[rigid snow]

[trim valve]

smh not enough trigraphs

pls fix

[sage crag]

now lemme nap or something

crazy

[rigid snow]

"lazy lil win32 vibe" straight to the bin

[sage crag]

[rigid snow]

control a, backspace

[tender river]

me cant detect japanese ai slop

slop alarm didnt activate

[sage crag]

i cant read it so

[rigid snow]

"lowkey smart" accurate

because not very

[sage crag]

she even plays games and reacts and does those cringe cute vtuber things but its all ai generated so it’s kinda wild

[rigid snow]

all ai generated

chat ai generated

gameplay

[olive sable]

game ai generated

[sage crag]

stupid robot

[olive sable]

ooh

me next

[rigid snow]

not that famous thankfully

[olive sable]

[tender river]

it say
penguin important because
eat fish eaten by sharks
cute want to protect
indicator of sea ecology

[olive sable]

sounds like a vibe at least

[clear sedge]

tell it i called it a filthy clanker

[sage crag]

indicator of sea ecology

like me

[tender river]

wrong

[olive sable]

snack name

[sage crag]

[tender river]

one chayleaf already a lot

[clear sedge]

it just called you a snack

[sage crag]

[clear sedge]

take the compliment

[olive sable]

[rigid snow]

[tender river]

bot not know what talk about

[sage crag]

its responses are too brief it talking like it doesnt want to be here

full response

[rigid snow]

vibin with the text thingy lmao

[sage crag]

2 litres of water used

[clear sedge]

filthy clanker

[sage crag]

^ <- text thingy

[tender river]

me saw conspiracy theory recently water thing was originally pushed by amazon media because stupid ai criticism easy to discredit too lazy to fact check

[clear sedge]

i've seen sources that state that the water used is a steady stream of filtered drinking water

[rigid snow]

like amazon pushed the idea it's wrong or it itself

[sage crag]

[tender river]

seem good

expected

llm reasonably good at tl

[sage crag]

[21:32] chayleaf v1.8.9: My chair has no legs, so it's easy to grab.
[21:32] konii NG_0.0.1: It'll grow legs.
[21:32] konii NG_0.0.1: It'll be treated as an arthropod.
[21:32] Sam🔺: Arms are like vestigial legs, so they'll be used.
[21:32] konii NG_0.0.1: In the case of bipedal leaves.
[21:33] chayleaf v1.8.9:
[21:33] chayleaf v1.8.9: It's a bipedal chair.
[21:33] mlntcandy: In the case of leaves, it's a bipedal chair.

put through mtl

[rigid snow]

chair

[sage crag]

in the case of bipedal leaves

in the case of leaves, its a bipedal chair

[clear sedge]

breaking news: language model good at being a language model

[sage crag]

me asked it to give synopsis of shuukura and it have no media literacy

also it referenced sources

[olive sable]

it made me sound so smart

[sage crag]

[olive sable]

giving me too much credit

[sage crag]

that just how mtl sounds

stinted

[rigid snow]

my message makes the least sense

[sage crag]

True!

[rigid snow]

me dum

[sage crag]

could be

[olive sable]

i like the last 4 lines

[sage crag]

@tender river

[tender river]

true!

[rigid snow]

@ grok generate a bipedal chair in a case of leaves

[tender river]

or main = getExecutablePath >>= removeFile

[olive sable]

in the case of bipedal leaves
its a bipedal chair ☝️
In the case of leaves, it's a bipedal chair

[sage crag]

= <- haskell operator

[tender river]

= just and_then/bind

[sage crag]

ne

it

haskell brand operator

[tender river]

ye monad copyright by haskell curry

[sage crag]

[tender river]

monad curry brand

or

curry restaurant

[sage crag]

it answers too boring

me ask "what is monad" and it tell me correctly

just be lobotomised

[rigid snow]

tell it to have a crazy typing quirk

[sage crag]

i think it has enough typing quirks already

[clear sedge]

tell it to have even more

do it

[olive sable]

you lobotomized the worng part

[sage crag]

lobotomy

[clear sedge]

hey i like black coffee :(

that's black coffee slander

[sage crag]

you are diametrically opposed

opposite poles of a magnet

[olive sable]

i like a bit of sugar in the coffee. the weird starbucks combinations are nice and all but not for everyday

[clear sedge]

i can't handle super sweet caramel lattes

[sage crag]

coffee not tasty me prefer

just drink the caramel syrup on its own

[rigid snow]

you are crazy

.

[clear sedge]

same kind of vibe as assembling a sandwich in your mouth

[sage crag]

no.

just the syrup

[olive sable]

you act like this is new info

[rigid snow]

it is

about the syrup

[tender river]

you are wrong

[sage crag]

you are left

[clear sedge]

never change, you're our favorite deranged tv head

[sage crag]

me always changing

[clear sedge]

then you're no longer our favorite deranged tv head

you're boring now

[sage crag]

true

[clear sedge]

boooooo