programming

[tender river]

not a big secret

[olive sable]

im just oblivious then

[tender river]

i mean idk if she mentioned it here but i also talk in #gaming so

[olive sable]

ahh

i dont

[sage crag]

true

[olive sable]

im not that bad tho

[indigo mirage]

Anybody else tried claude code and similar?

[olive sable]

i consider myself pretty good these days

compared to shadow...

[desert plaza]

can claude code write machine code

[hoary lion]

yes

[tender river]

you weren't kidding the cookies are gone

[faint sandal]

I use Claude via perplexity

[indigo mirage]

tbh i have no idea. My answer would be probably mediocrely

[faint sandal]

it does a decent job

not perfect but decent

[sage crag]

thankies

[tender river]

enjoy

[olive sable]

3D modeling shit is so much work bwaa

im going to bed now

i havent finished the back even bwaa

im sure they wont mind if i keep the back blanc

[desert plaza]

gn

[tender river]

good night and please sleep soon too

[midnight sigil]

hmm what gamut is this

I wonder

[olive sable]

Its the standart vulkan triangle

[midnight sigil]

it's sRGB

[small anvil]

good morning chat that was a lovely 2 hour sleep

[desert plaza]

you slept?

i've been awake for nearly 19 hours

i need to get to bed

[small anvil]

yeah without realising my eyes started to close

[small anvil]

omg u need to sleep

19 hours is crazy

[desert plaza]

oh is it?

[small anvil]

in my opinion it is i think longest i’ve been up was for like 22 hours

[desert plaza]

you've never pulled an all nighter?

[small anvil]

i think i have i may be wrong but i keep going to bed right before/after it hits a full day

i have trouble going to sleep but never to the point where i’m up for a whole day

[desert plaza]

do you ever get nightmares?

[small anvil]

nah not really, just really uncomfortable when i try to sleep or i either just generally can’t

i have adhd (shocker) so i can barely get my mind to rest

[desert plaza]

i practically never get nightmares either, apparently uncommon?

[small anvil]

i rarely get dreams, or rather i forget anything relating to them when i wake up so i’m not even sure myself

[desert plaza]

i suppose being awake for indefinitely is a good way to get sleepy though

[small anvil]

last time i had a proper dream where i remembered most of it was a couple of months ago

[small anvil]

[midnight sigil]

[desert plaza]

yeah, i don't really bother trying to remember dreams either

i've purposely induced lucid dreams before though

pretty surreal stuff

[small anvil]

omg i was just gonna talk abt that

lucid dreams are super interesting

last time i’ve had one was like 2 or so years ago

crazy what the mind can do

especially while under rest

[desert plaza]

dude it's so surreal, but i had a hard time not waking up after realizing im in a dream

[small anvil]

ive had that problem too, but you just have to stay calm when that happens you’ll most likely wake up soon anyways

once you fully convince yourself that you’re asleep it gets exponentially harder to maintain a state where you’re asleep but you’re in control

from what i’ve experienced

[desert plaza]

it's a fun skill to have, but i can't be bothered to put in the effort

am lazy ugh

[small anvil]

it takes wayyy to much practice

[desert plaza]

so real

[small anvil]

ive only accidentally done it once

the luck was insane

you have to be really self aware before you start rem sleep

[desert plaza]

yeah, i got my first lucid dream after constantly doing reality checks while awake

[small anvil]

yeah the amount of reality checks are no joke

i also remember being in sleep paralysis once but my memory of it is pretty foggy

[opaque wharf]

You never experienced high school?

[small anvil]

well i wish i hadnt if that answers your question

[opaque wharf]

That's crazy. Usually high school is where all the sleepless days at

[desert plaza]

i think i experienced sleep paralysis once not too long ago, like i was trying to wake up but it wasn't working

[small anvil]

no trust me ive been awake a lot because of high school i’ve just been really careless about my future and always shrugged whatever i’ve been supposed to be doing off

i saved myself a lot of sleepless nights but it’s something ill never do again

i passed all (nearly) of my exams

only one i failed was stupid english

[amber fractal]

I think the longest I've been up is 40ish hours, overnighter and body refusing to take a rest.

[small anvil]

honestly scary though 0/10 will not try again

[desert plaza]

40?

[small anvil]

i think once you get past that point it gets harder to sleep because you’ve already forced the body past its limits

[amber fractal]

This was over the course of 3 days, I may have gotten 2 hours between some. But day 3 just seemed to reset.

[opaque wharf]

Yeah, same. Almost 2 days so I think around 40 hours too

[small anvil]

have you ever been awake so long you started to hallucinate?

that’s something i hear a lot

[amber fractal]

40ish, 2 hour? sleep, continue overnight into 20 hours.

Those 3 days were funnnnn

I didn't get any hallucinations, just tired (and weirdly energized on day 3).

[small anvil]

oh right

i can relate on the energised thing more closely to being hungry, once you start to not eat for longer periods it gets easier to not eat as you go on

[amber fractal]

What I do get now is lucid dreams that mask as hallucinations. I do not want to hallucinate a family member waking me up (any more).

I know they are not real as well

[small anvil]

i used to check if i was asleep or not by just trying to pinch myself

[amber fractal]

If my head is going to lucid dream, can it pick a better situation than scrolling my phone in my bed at the time?

[small anvil]

the scrolling dreams are real

i used to have so many of them

of just

me scrolling reels

[amber fractal]

I don't use any scrolling apps, that's the weird part

[desert plaza]

i don't use phone in bed or anything, but i've recently had dreams about twitch chat

[small anvil]

i don’t even use twitch that much i’ll be honest

last time i used it was an odd month ago

[amber fractal]

I don't use twitch directly anymore, even so I don't watch live streams almost at all.

I'm probably at 2-3 months?

[small anvil]

im usually too preoccupied with coding

[amber fractal]

SAME

[small anvil]

right now i’ve been trying to make a VM for a language ive been developing for the past couple of months

right now im creating the bytecode spec

and then actually implementing a writer

[desert plaza]

you're making a programming language?

[small anvil]

yesh

fun times

[desert plaza]

using llvm?

[small anvil]

well originally i was going to use llvm to translate directly to machine code but i think that’ll come later

i think it’ll be fun to make a JIT compiler

and to be honest it was a project i started specifically because of hblang, hoping to be able to make a target to compile to hblang bytecode

[amber fractal]

hblang mention in the wild, geez

[small anvil]

hblang actually goated

[desert plaza]

i've really never heard of hblang outside of this channel

[small anvil]

its got really cool syntax too

[amber fractal]

Yeah hblang has it's cult here and that's about it

[small anvil]

but my language is more a mix of typescript, c++ and c# so i have no clue how i’m going to make it in a state where it can be compiled into hblang bytecode with all its features too

i have a screenshot somewhere, im almost home

funnily enough, i switched the language of the compiler from C to C# cause im more proficient in C# and its easier to make a bytecode writer and parser, by the VM is made entirely in C++

switching languages was something i wasn’t proud of, but had to do or risk burnout

[desert plaza]

C is like my default language

[amber fractal]

I know earlier mentions of classes being possible in hblang itself were talked about. So at least that is in your favor.

[desert plaza]

i've been thinking of making a programming language too

it'd be funny if i made a compiler without llvm

[small anvil]

that would be really cool imo

i do think however it would solve all my problems to use llvm but i will not go down that route

i shall do things the hard way

[amber fractal]

I've pretty much offered my neck out for AI without torch/tensorflow. So not quite a programming language, but similar I'd say.

[desert plaza]

if i could bring myself to continue reading intel's manual and continue experimenting with the ELF file format i could potentially make a native executable on linux with a compiler from scratch

ig

[amber fractal]

About time I sleep, have a good time

[small anvil]

that too would be cool

[small anvil]

good night!

[desert plaza]

gn

[small anvil]

this is the abomination of a language i am developing

gonna work on an lsp once i get compiling sorted out

horrible syntax but we aight

[desert plaza]

we aight

welp anyway, i've been awake for over 19 hours, i need to sleep too

[small anvil]

good night!!

[desert plaza]

good luck with that abomination buddy

mimimi

[small anvil]

ill try xd

[small anvil]

[desert plaza]

[nocturne olive]

3090 took "cooking" a bit too literally

[tender river]

good luck, what are you using for the compiler?

[small anvil]

C# but thats only because thats a language im most proficient in, lets me create the parser and everything else easier
for the VM i am using C++ ofc

the speed to actually build the bytecode isnt bad at all

near instantaneous

[tender river]

i'm currently rewriting my language trying to put first class polymorphism in it

and making type inference undecidable in the process

[small anvil]

bytecode!!!

random op codes though

just testing out how the assembly works on a hollow shell

this is what i was planning to make it look like but things changed

@section ENTRY:
  0000:   JMP     main

@section TEXT:
    @label main:
      0000:   LD              "Hello World"
      0001:   CALL            print
      0003:   HLT

i also need to fix my syntax highlighter

it does not recognise hex numbers

[small anvil]

now with comments representing their hex form 😄

[tender river]

are you converting directly to bytecode?

because bytecode is kinda hard to optimize but i suppose compiling at all is a higher priority

[small anvil]

yeah, im converting the AST directly into bytecode then creating an additional intermediate file that isnt used for compilation but rather for debugging

ill have to work on optimisations but

shouldnt be too hard

for now all I have done was optimise NOP

incase some person decides to nop their entire code

xd

i suppose i could optimise it a bit more by making the literals not take up so much memory but

i could try to calculate the bounds of the value and then just encode it using those so they can be treated as an actual I8, I16 etc instead of an I32

[tender river]

eh code size optimizations mostly arent worth it

well, they can be

but there are much more important ones

[small anvil]

well bytecode or assembly in that matter isnt my strongest so could you perhaps tell me what i could try to optimise?

[tender river]

since its a stack machine i dont think there are that many opportunities, but if you make it a register machine you will immediately see some

[small anvil]

yeah i was actually thinking of using registers but honestly i dont see the point in it when i could just use a shared evaluation stack
ill still look into it though, seems cool and i could learn a thing or two if i do make it use registers

[tender river]

you could alternatively just compile to llvm ir and make llvm figure everything out

[small anvil]

ill probably do that for one of the targets facing actual machines instead of a VM

orrrrr

i could write a JIT compiler

[desert plaza]

yo wassup guys, i'm back from my slumber

[small anvil]

hello!

[desert plaza]

hey

making progress on your language?

[small anvil]

yes!!

im working on integrating database data for the types, fields and such

ive smoothed out most of the bytecode

[opaque sigil]

[small anvil]

i just need the VM to recognise that @Length is a method that accepts 1 method param which is Self

orr

i could probably preload the object in the stack

and just use that

[desert plaza]

what does this mean?

[small anvil]

basically when I define a type in the language, ill have the compiler visit every node that leads to that type and write a PDB which is just a database of all the types in the code and then integrate it into the bytecode somehow so I can lookup types that have to be created when the NEWOBJ op code is called

PDBs are really only used for debugging but i figured i could integrate a minimal version of it in the binary itself that contains no sensitive data about the binary

[maiden geyser]

i like how it's 5w away from hitting the absolute limit

[tender river]

i wanted to use [] for generics but now that i think of it its not necessarily that good of a choice since it conflicts with potential indexing operator and list constructors

ok easy solution dont have an indexing operator

[desert plaza]

i just had to look up what PDB meant because i don't use C#

[tender river]

its not only for C#

its a general windows format for debug data

like dwarf on linux

[desert plaza]

[tender river]

some of its parts are not even reverse engineered because its random parts microsoft made to support stuff like hot reloading in msvc

[small anvil]

    0000:   LDCNST    0x00000005    // 02 02 05
    0003:   STFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 62 04 CE 40 2C 2C
    0009:   POP                     // 07
@Length
    000A:   NOP                     // 00
    000B:   LDVAR     0x628F4909    // 03 04 09 49 8F 62
    0011:   LDSLF                   // 04
    0012:   LDFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 61 04 CE 40 2C 2C
    0018:   STVAR     0xD0C5966B    // 05 04 6B 96 C5 D0
    001E:   LDVAR     0x628F4909    // 03 04 09 49 8F 62
    0024:   LDSLF                   // 04
    0025:   LDFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 61 04 CE 40 2C 2C
    002B:   LDSLF                   // 04
    002C:   RET       0x00000001    // 51 02 01

almost able to return the field just gotta smooth some things out and optimize like crazy

just realised im doing a redundant POP at 0009

stfld should pop the constant by default

alot of seemingly redudant operations here

think its cause of the way i set up the ast

[warped narwhal]

how would this work with external calls?

[small anvil]

im still figuring that out but from what i can tell ill have a system where built libraries can come with a .lib where its basically just the pdb but accessible by the compiler, it'll be able to read through the .lib and find out what the application would need and then insert them into the applications pdb
thats what i came up with on the spot but ill probably figure it out

[desert plaza]

@small anvil so what would be the file format of your bytecode binary?

[small anvil]

not the best but theres always room for improvement

[small anvil]

.nxl

source code files are .nxx

they are, of course, both syntax highlighted too

    0x0000:   LDCNST    0x00000005    // 02 02 05
    0x0003:   STFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 62 04 CE 40 2C 2C
@Length
    0x0009:   NOP                     // 00
    0x000A:   LDVAR     0x628F4909    // 03 04 09 49 8F 62
    0x0010:   LDSLF                   // 04
    0x0011:   LDFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 61 04 CE 40 2C 2C
    0x0017:   STVAR     0xFC5A33D9    // 05 04 D9 33 5A FC
    0x001D:   LDVAR     0x628F4909    // 03 04 09 49 8F 62
    0x0023:   RET       0x00000001    // 51 02 01

001D isnt loading the correct var from what i can tell, gotta fix that
supposed to resemble

struct TestStruct {
  int field;
  int GetField() { return this->field; }
}

[desert plaza]

ok so what does the binary file actually contain? like just a sequence of instructions?

[small anvil]

yeah just bytecode, but its really only there for debugging
if i get the chance i might make a feature where you can actually write the human-readable bytecode and then compile it

its basically just the op code and operands as bytes

thats it

nothing more and nothing less, thats all I really need for execution

dont want to overpopulate the spec with unneeded junk

[desert plaza]

wdym your bytecode is "only there for debugging"?

[small anvil]

usually it wont generate the bytecode as a file, it'll keep it in memory and then compile it into an executable
but there are cases when i need to look at the bytecode, so i'll have a flag in the compiler to output the bytecode into a readable format

[desert plaza]

so you compile the bytecode into native instructions?

[small anvil]

not really, what im doing is i have a template for a C++ application that initializes the vm with the bytecode and whatnot then I populate that template and then compile it with either clang or g++

gApplicationByteCode is where the bytecode is stored

ill have a field for the pdb soon

[opaque sigil]

banger file name

[small anvil]

just trying to fix some odd bugs

[small anvil]

    0x0000:   LDCNST    0x00000005    // 02 02 05
    0x0003:   STFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 62 08 CE 40 2C 2C
@Length
    0x0009:   NOP                     // 00
    0x000A:   LDVAR     0x628F4909    // 03 08 09 49 8F 62
    0x0010:   LDSLF                   // 04
    0x0011:   LDFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 61 08 CE 40 2C 2C
    0x0017:   STVAR     0x628F4909    // 05 08 09 49 8F 62
    0x001D:   LDVAR     0x628F4909    // 03 08 09 49 8F 62
    0x0023:   RET       0x00000001    // 51 02 01

seems to be working

[opaque sigil]

[small anvil]

loads constant of 5
stores it in field 0x2C2C40CE

nop (gotta fix that)
loads local var (0x628F4909, ill rename ops for that to LDLCL)
loads self
loads field 0x2C2C40CE from application init
stores field into local var 0x628F4909
loads local var 0x628F4909 into stack
returns 1 value

alot of loads but im not sure if that can be prevented...

[opaque sigil]

[small anvil]

store operations always pop the values once its done

so you'll have to reload them

eh its whatever

the offsets are strange though
jumps from 0011 to 0017

wait no

im stupid

it does that because the op code offsets are sharing a buffer with the operands so it just increments based on how many operand bytes there is

[desert plaza]

cool stuff nex, also i just soaked my entire desk and everything in water

[small anvil]

how does one achieve this

[opaque sigil]

i've been there

wouldn't recommend

[desert plaza]

have glass of water at my desk + terminal clumsiness

i should really clean this up

[small anvil]

i guess thats me as well

[desert plaza]

instead of chatting on discord

[opaque sigil]

yes, yes you should

[desert plaza]

ok

[opaque sigil]

why does the mmu always have to ruin things
mojo's convenient way of mapping a gpu buffer into host memory is about twice as slow as just doing the copying yourself

where's the gh200 when you need it

[desert plaza]

my coins and old receipts became wet

[opaque sigil]

could be worse

[small anvil]

    0x0000:   LDCNST    0x00000005    // 02 02 05
    0x0003:   STFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 62 08 CE 40 2C 2C
@IsZero
    0x0009:   NOP                     // 00
    0x000A:   LDSLF                   // 04
    0x000B:   LDFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 61 08 CE 40 2C 2C
    0x0011:   LDCNST    0x00000000    // 02 02 00
    0x0014:   EQ                      // 20
    0x0015:   RET       0x00000001    // 51 02 01
@Length
    0x0018:   NOP                     // 00
    0x0019:   LDSLF                   // 04
    0x001A:   LDFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 61 08 CE 40 2C 2C
    0x0020:   RET       0x00000001    // 51 02 01

[desert plaza]

my poor digital circuits book from 1989 got a little water on it too

[small anvil]

woah

i used to have books like that

[opaque sigil]

[small anvil]

btw this is what the ast is looking like rn

optimized it tenfold by having a field reference instead of having to copy over the field into another part of memory

[opaque sigil]

that's certainly a tree if i ever saw one

[small anvil]

gotta start calling it abstract syntax monster

[tender river]

its very common to have code like that in parser tests

[small anvil]

now im thinking where to put all the struct construction at

cause obviously you have to call NEWOBJ to init the struct

but you also have to call a constructor

im wondering if i could just create a label then jump to it then bail out once its done

[desert plaza]

all these layers of abstraction are hurting my head

[small anvil]

exactly

orrrr

i could just let the user initialize it them selves

but

it would be nice to have both

where you dont have to but you could initialize it yourself

@TestStruct.ctor
    0x0000:   LDCNST    0x00000005    // 02 02 05
    0x0003:   STFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 62 08 CE 40 2C 2C
@TestStruct.IsZero
    0x0009:   NOP                     // 00
    0x000A:   LDSLF                   // 04
    0x000B:   LDFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 61 08 CE 40 2C 2C
    0x0011:   LDCNST    0x00000000    // 02 02 00
    0x0014:   EQ                      // 20
    0x0015:   RET       0x00000001    // 51 02 01
@TestStruct.Length
    0x0018:   NOP                     // 00
    0x0019:   LDSLF                   // 04
    0x001A:   LDFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 61 08 CE 40 2C 2C
    0x0020:   RET       0x00000001    // 51 02 01

created constructor label

i should also prefix the instance methods with the struct name

[desert plaza]

what is written in?

[small anvil]

C# cause im most proficient in that when it comes to lexing and parsing

VM is in c++ ofc

[small anvil]

prefixed with struct names now

gotta make a thing for entry points :)))

[desert plaza]

oh so you are writing the AST in a programming language

[small anvil]

yepp

[desert plaza]

is that how they typically do it

[small anvil]

uhh idk

im not mr. ast

i just thought this was the best approach ibr

[desert plaza]

me neither

[opaque sigil]

well you're not going to do it on a piece of paper are you

[small anvil]

not sure...

[opaque sigil]

there are languages that completely bypass the AST but that either makes things a lot more complex or hurts your ability to do optimisations

tcc for example iirc directly emits machine code while parsing

but i think it's more common for languages that use byte code

since you can always just JIT said byte code later on

[desert plaza]

i've never done an AST before, i just thought i would do operations on bytes from the tokenization process

[small anvil]

that would be traumatic

[opaque sigil]

you can but yeah it's not particularly easy

mojo apparently directly emits mlir in the parser which seems really interesting

[desert plaza]

representing the tree with C# is easier ig

[opaque sigil]

the tokenizer doesn't really do anything, it just handles syntax regardless of if it's correct syntax so doing any sort of logic at that step is quite wasteful

[desert plaza]

man abstract syntax trees are so abstract, i wanna understand them better

[opaque sigil]

i guess you could tokenize and parse in one go and then emit bytecode immediately from but that sounds very optimistic

[desert plaza]

aren't ASTs just tokens stored in a tree?

[opaque sigil]

oh look it's chay, someone who actually knows stuff about languages

[tender river]

clearly you should just write your compiler in lambda calculus and use beta reduction and partial evaluation to get a compiler that does everything in a single pass

[opaque sigil]

[desert plaza]

or just write the compiler in brainfuck

[tender river]

there are csts and asts, asts usually try not to store raw tokens to have better type safety (each node can either be a subclass, a sum type variant, or just an integer tag), csts on the other hand explicitly store every single token in the program in a tree so you can reconstruct a byte by byte identical copy of the program from a cst

[small anvil]

so it seems like im schizo and the jump instruction is not there even though im adding it to the start...

also gotta fix the offsets in the file wtf is this

it definitely goes past the array indexing cause i logged there but it just

doesnt appear ANYWHERE

okay nevermind i am just really really really dumb

no nevermind i was correct

FINALLY

    0x0000:   JMP       0x0029        // 40 0F 23 00 00 00
@TestStruct.ctor
    0x0006:   LDCNST    0x00000005    // 02 02 05
    0x0009:   STFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 62 08 CE 40 2C 2C
@TestStruct.IsZero
    0x000F:   NOP                     // 00
    0x0010:   LDSLF                   // 04
    0x0011:   LDFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 61 08 CE 40 2C 2C
    0x0017:   LDCNST    0x00000000    // 02 02 00
    0x001A:   EQ                      // 20
    0x001B:   RET       0x00000001    // 51 02 01
@TestStruct.Length
    0x001E:   NOP                     // 00
    0x001F:   LDSLF                   // 04
    0x0020:   LDFLD     0x2C2C40CE    // 61 08 CE 40 2C 2C
    0x0026:   RET       0x00000001    // 51 02 01
@Main
    0x0029:   NOP                     // 00

instead of having it just say Main ill make it point to the offset

to make it more coherent

ah there we go

making the vm is going to be one hell of a ride

finally got a full program

i feel much happier than i did 20 minutes ago

[dusty niche]

I love assembly

[tender river]

ddg broke

[dusty niche]

https://tenor.com/view/8086-assembly-x86-x86-assembly-8086-assembly-gif-8095595086549488321

[dusty niche]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-brainlet-microwave-smoke-dumb-gif-3026155548321433372

ee oh ef

[small anvil]

me too so thats why i decided to make my own programming language

[small anvil]

what you see here is my bytecode for it

[dusty niche]

What will you name it tho

[small anvil]

nxlang

extensions are .nxl and .nxx

[olive sable]

Goodmorning

7pm truely is the best morning

[opaque sigil]

can't have shit

[tender river]

caught my cup as it was falling

[nocturne olive]

With the power of 3090: EvilSynth

[olive sable]

[worldly plank]

What is wrong with C?

[olive sable]

new virtual sauce video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHd4zsIbXJ0

i have my bass set to +9dB so certan times in the video i can barley hear him

[nocturne olive]

That's a crazy bass boost

[olive sable]

i like it

[nocturne olive]

Well, I like this 3090 and its ability to make cool stuff happen

NeuroSynth's Evil twin exists now because of the power of 3090

[olive sable]

[nocturne olive]

And Evil was somehow better behaved in training, just like on streams

[rigid snow]

benefits of playing osu

(the only one)

[undone bramble]

strong encryption is unbreakable
it's much much easier to just destroy the key instead of wiping / destroying data

[hoary lion]

[opaque sigil]

emphasis on strong

[opaque wharf]

No, strong encryption is within a certain assumption

Take RSA for example

[noble zodiac]

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/security.png

[opaque wharf]

Government can store the data now, and when the technology is sufficient, the old data can be decrypted

Can't store the data if the storage medium is broken

[stark needle]

meow

[hoary lion]

human resource is the security breach

thus we should exterminate any employees that knows the password

[opaque sigil]

rsa doesn't count as strong encryption

[opaque wharf]

It does at its time

Same as 3DES

Hence why I said within certain assumption

Encrypted data, even if encrypted can be stored

[opaque sigil]

that's fair but rsa has never been safe

[opaque wharf]

Thus a storage that can remove the data entirely is a welcome

[opaque sigil]

it only works cause beeg numba scawy

[hoary lion]

hi shadow

[opaque wharf]

Dangit

[opaque sigil]

@rare bridge

[opaque wharf]

@rare bridge

or @cobalt vessel

Thanks

[opaque sigil]

[rigid snow]

real i liked it so much i got scammed 3 times i. a row

[hoary lion]

so shitty internet i cant even check the image lol

[opaque wharf]

But if big number scary, so does AES

[opaque sigil]

they used different images now at least

[rigid snow]

it’s a gambling “bonus” scam

afaik

[hoary lion]

gambling mentioned

[rigid snow]

like you get $3k credits but you have to deposit $100 to “withdraw”

[hoary lion]

what if I only need the concept of gambling

[olive sable]

again?

this seems to be becoming more frequent

[opaque sigil]

aes on its doesn't do much tbf so it depends on how good your key is

[opaque wharf]

Also the mode of operation

ECB is basically only good for one time only

[opaque sigil]

as far as i'm concerned aes-gcm is the only mode in existence

[opaque wharf]

I forgot what it was, but it is used in Mumble. It was patented and have since left to expire

It is AEAD

[olive sable]

do people encrypt their laptops?
like government laptops maybe but otherwise i dont think so

[hoary lion]

seen more discord accounts getting hacked recently

[opaque wharf]

I think it was OCB

[opaque sigil]

it's the default on most laptops you buy

[olive sable]

all the laptops ive had to far i just put the ssd in my pc and im in

[rigid snow]

macos at least encrypts either by default or shoves it in your face, can’t remember

[hoary lion]

if i get hacked execute me with magical girl beam

[opaque wharf]

If you use windows, it is highly likely using FDE

Called bitlocker IIRC

[opaque sigil]

Mhm

[rigid snow]

bitlocker is opt in tho no

[opaque sigil]

no it's on by default now with oem devices

[opaque wharf]

I think it's defaulted to on nowadays

It used to be opt in

[olive sable]

since wi11 maybe?

cuz even 10 i havent had it

[opaque wharf]

W10 actually

[opaque sigil]

no it's been a pretty recent thing

[opaque wharf]

W8 is still opt in IIRC

[opaque sigil]

like late last year or sth

[olive sable]

ahh

[opaque wharf]

Oh

[olive sable]

by oem you mean win11 pre-installed?

[opaque sigil]

yeah

[olive sable]

ah ok

[opaque wharf]

Coming back to cipher mode of operation, it is OCB
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OCB_mode

[opaque sigil]

also i lied i was talking about something else, clean installs of 24H2 have it enabled by default when supported now

[olive sable]

so my current pc might have it?

[rigid snow]

good for them, windows laptops/pcs were probably the last personal computing devices on the market without fde by default

[trim valve]

my W11 laptop had it on when I bought it a fair few years ago iirc

[tender river]

i do

[rigid snow]

do not turn on fde you have nothing to hide

[opaque sigil]

interesting

[olive sable]

i really dont, but i just wanne know if its on

[trim valve]

I'm mildly tempted to do it properly on my "next" laptop

[opaque wharf]

Yep. But I don't know how widely adopted it is currently

[trim valve]

but I fear I'd forget my password for it or something

[rigid snow]

doesn’t windows display a lock on the drive icon if it has bitlocker enabled

[opaque sigil]

i think it's pretty cool that we have the resources to transparently encrypt/decrypt everything on the fly

[opaque wharf]

Don't use a password. Use some physical key

[trim valve]

true ig

better yet both :3

[olive sable]

[rigid snow]

physical key with biometric second factor

[tender river]

you wont forget it if you have to enter it on every boot

[opaque sigil]

it does

[trim valve]

true

[opaque wharf]

Then you have lunatics that didn't reboot it for a month or more

[tender river]

biometric 2fa only protects against a random person stealing your laptop

its better to use passwords

because that also gives you the legal option to not cooperate with law enforcement

[olive sable]

also how the fuck do i have 800GB used on my ssd. where did that all go?????

[tender river]

in some countries you are allowed not to tell law enforcement your password

[opaque wharf]

node_modules

[tender river]

but usually they'd be able to forge your biometric identity

[olive sable]

node_modules?

[opaque wharf]

If you're using npm, the joke is that it duplicates a ton of stuff

Hence why people usually use anything but npm

[olive sable]

ye idk what that is

[opaque wharf]

Yarn pnp is a bit cursed too tho

[opaque sigil]

we don't talk about the new yarn

it doesn't exist

[opaque sigil]

js package manager

the "default" one

[rigid snow]

apple is on some crazy shit with this btw, if ANYTHING is wrong - say, i drop my phone or i fiddle with it or something it disables biometric unlock and asks for my password. i don’t actually know what triggers it but im like 99% sure it’ll do that if it’s in a new location and hasn’t been unlocked for a while. my macbook does the same

[olive sable]

ohh foretnite is using 100GB

why the fuck does it need that much?

it was only 60GB last time i checked

[trim valve]

android does it based off of time, and always asks if you reboot

iirc apple tracks how long you've been off network for, and if it's >5 ISH days it will force reboot itself

[rigid snow]

oh i know what else triggers it, if someone else that’s not you looks at the iphone while it’s locked

goated feature fr

[opaque sigil]

makes sense ig

[opaque wharf]

Isn't apple also require password to unlock again after some panic button combination?

[rigid snow]

spam the lock button i think

[opaque wharf]

Or is that some other OS feature that I forgot which specifically?

[rigid snow]

you’re right but i’m not sure on the combo

[rigid snow]

this is probably it lemme try

yes it is

[stark needle]

fortnite fortinet ✅

[olive sable]

my screeps keep destrying the roads bwaa

my builders dont repair them in time

[opaque wharf]

I wonder how efficient it would be to add another lane so it becomes 2 way street that the builder can repair while walk on the side

The extreme point is 4 way street, 2 for any other screep, 2 for builder screep.

[olive sable]

my neighbours setup is insane

[rare bramble]

holy

[olive sable]

@real sierra meta screeps strategy

in terms of other things their base sucks ass, but he does have lvl4 room controller

like an idle builder is blocking the 2nd source so no energy is going to spawn, but specifically this upgrader is peak

[glass flower]

maybe you should just murder him? run into his room with a single attack unit and claim the controller and then do the strat he is doing with his upgrader yourself

[olive sable]

it would be funny

[glass flower]

if the room wasn't so far away and with source keepers in the way. i would have done it myself

[olive sable]

lemme first fix my current room and then build a rampart

[glass flower]

i can also claim another room now.. but it would require major reworks of a lot of my classes

[olive sable]

i think mine are maybe fine for another room but idk

[glass flower]

nah for me. i doubt anything would function

[olive sable]

im wondering where i should build my tower

[glass flower]

since its basically like starting anew. and that is just something my code can't handle

[glass flower]

i don't think it really matters since they don't have a max range. only combat effectiveness gets lower the further they are from the target

[olive sable]

i placed it central

[glass flower]

well.. you need to fill it too with energy

[olive sable]

should be fine

[glass flower]

im gonna rework my code on the weekend surely nothing bad happens until then to my screeps

[olive sable]

surely

[nocturne olive]

Oh, playing that silly game for a change rather than developing game engine or modeling?

[olive sable]

its a quick break

or it was meant to be

[nocturne olive]

Silliness

[glass flower]

its not a silly game

[nocturne olive]

I wouldn't know, I can't play it because broke

[olive sable]

too bad your next paycheck will also be going to me

or well, you owe me like 65 bucks

[nocturne olive]

65 is pretty close to exactly what I make in a month

[olive sable]

are you enslaved?

[nocturne olive]

Though that doesn't happen during the summer so you'll have to wait until it ends

Nah, I just get student benefits, I have no job

[olive sable]

ahhh

[nocturne olive]

Getting job is hard

[olive sable]

poor superbox

[nocturne olive]

This year I was trying to get a job for the summer, but I failed to get the one suitable job I found despite overskilling every single other person they have in the company

[olive sable]

its my birthday in 6 days and then im 18 so i can leach of the taxpayers

[tender river]

sites that redirect you to a "please enable js" page after which you wont go to the original page even if you do enable js

[rare bramble]

started getting invasions today so I had to get my cannon logic working, at least now I dont get destroyed by single invading creeps

[olive sable]

there is a small flaw with my "if idle go to spawn" logic

if there is no room i cant spawn shit

agressive pulsing

[rare bramble]

they are just having a break there

[glass flower]

if i get invader my whole base slows down for a good 1000 ticks or something before it gets back to 100% efficency... those lvl4+ invaders are quite something...

[olive sable]

wait why are my builders even there???

they got shit to buid

[stark needle]

i feel that

[nocturne olive]

That's crazy

[olive sable]

my containers keep breaking

how do yall repair them? cuz it doesnt seem to be workign for me

[glass flower]

with a tower

[olive sable]

ah

[glass flower]

had a repair bot repair them before tho

should work the same as repairing roads

[olive sable]

the decay timer doesnt increase tho

[glass flower]

wdym?

[olive sable]

the hp fixes but the decay timer keeps decreasing

[glass flower]

i mean yeah. does the same for roads no?

[olive sable]

does repairing them not make them stay?

[glass flower]

decay only deals a bit of damage

that you then can repair

it doesn't completely destroy them

[olive sable]

oh im stupid, nevermind

i forgot how decay worked

[glass flower]

i think tombstone and spawns work the way you described..

where they decay and instantly dissapear

[olive sable]

[rare bramble]

testing out my defender code, accidentally made them a little too heavy

[glass flower]

honestly i don't think that would survive a proper lvl4 attack

they can be quite something....

https://screeps.com/s/XrakDT

[rare bramble]

I got invaded by these guys like twice, they just cleared my base from all creeps, despawned and I just regenerated my creeps like nothing happened

[glass flower]

thats one way to deal with them...

im getting closer to a pixelization

[opaque wharf]

So Sam, how quick is this Screeps break again?

[olive sable]

its been liek an hour already

i need to get back to work ye

i made new miner logic, instead of just spawning a miner at a, b, a, b it checks how many miners each source has now

is a bit of a mess but it works

[dusk sierra]

Is someone using Discloud?

[tender river]

google has a debugging position on their site

i thought the job title was a bit weird and then looked at the qualifications

[sage crag]

global debugging

did you see this strange bug with uninit memory commit

[tender river]

is it really a bug though

sounds more like missing optimization

[sage crag]

seems like it. a bunch of function calls were removed between these copies.

perhaps they were no-op

[tender river]

they were yeah

[sage crag]

it would be a bug for them to still exist i think

considering copy coalescing is already implemented

[tender river]

maybe pass ordering?

[sage crag]

im more curious about the st and addi64

[tender river]

probably function prologue but i'd have to compare against the other compiled code

[sage crag]

hm

cp $1, $0 just sets the return register to zero

[tender river]

maybe it had a bunch of stack allocations and they got removed but the stack frame remained? or maybe it did that thing so it can call the functions? hmm

[sage crag]

this seems like the most likely candidate

[tender river]

yeah it seems like that thing is used for calling functions, see deep dedup 1.txt

[sage crag]

hrm

yeah

i wonder why though

maybe its just some caller saved registers in the hbvm spec

[tender river]

254 is seemingly the stack pointer

[sage crag]

ive looked at equivalent x86 asm and it does appear to be stack stuff

[sage crag]

side note is

[tender river]

just making sure

it really really really has to be zero

but yeah this kind of missing optimizations is due to pass ordering

[sage crag]

if you have a really bad branch predictor this will make setting rdi to zero faster

rsp is a general purpose register, but i suppose this is also some systemv stack thing

[tender river]

sp does technically stand for stack pointer

like rip is the instruction pointer

you could use it for something else, but the cpu is optimized to use it for the stack

[sage crag]

dubious

[tender river]

[sage crag]

its interesting

appears to be correct, and i have no (major) reasons to doubt its correctness

[tender river]

no formal proofs so theres probably a billion bugs in the language, but tests pass so its ok

[sage crag]

no bugs, just adjusted expectations

if people audited me i would have a million bugreports by the evening

[tender river]

oh you expected this program not to segfault? thats too bad

[sage crag]

program isnt meant to do what you ask it to, thats too simple

[sage crag]

we can hence prove that machines are not logical

[tender river]

i have one more

from the same thesis

[sage crag]

numbers that humans use are usually integers

but most numbers arent integers

if a number is an abstract quantity, numeral based numbers arent even the most common kind of number

[tender river]

do variables count as numbers

[sage crag]

beetle

[tender river]

how big

[sage crag]

hmm beetle sized

[tender river]

mhm

[tender river]

i tried to find an answer on wikipedia

still looking

[sage crag]

surely a variable is representation of a computable value

[tender river]

okay so kinda obvious but variables arent by themselves numbeers but can be restricted to numbers

[tender river]

surely numbers are the only kind of mathematical object

[sage crag]

some subset of computable values are numbers

[tender river]

objects wth oop in my maths this cant be real

[sage crag]

gc in proof of riemann hypothesis

[tender river]

cut elimination

[sage crag]

but not all numbers are computable, so hence variables and numbers are a typical venn diagram

[tender river]

too bad variables are allowed to be uncomputable

[sage crag]

if a value has a valid representation then surely it is a "computed" value to the extent that the variable is involved

[tender river]

compute the abstract representation

[sage crag]

but like, for a variable to exist and not just be a label, there need to be types

[tender river]

reject types return to zfc

[sage crag]

x: void = {}
y := x + {}
return y == x

what is the point of types

i just want to add thing

[tender river]

{} is the empty set and you have added two sets

[sage crag]

void is a small number

mhm

sin(void) = void

[tender river]

konii the sinner

[sage crag]

awa

[opaque wharf]

You called?

[sage crag]

not you

[opaque wharf]

[sage crag]

i called for uncomputable_num

[olive sable]

[sage crag]

waterbug

[opaque wharf]

What is number but a domain of some function

[tender river]

same thing as water strider?

[sage crag]

can every number be mapped to the domain of a function though

its not well defined

[opaque wharf]

Well, we need a new axiom then

[sage crag]

possibly

[opaque wharf]

If we can have axiom of choice, why not a new axiom

[sage crag]

doubtful, its probably provable over complex numbers

probably doesnt hold for some weird exotic numbers though

[opaque wharf]

The exotic number in question: Busy Beaver

[sage crag]

thats not an exotic number, just a big number

[opaque wharf]

Then what would you call an exotic number?

[sage crag]

in fact its surely true by definition over complex numbers

[sage crag]

probably some funky things in ring theory

[tender river]

computable numbers, perhaps unsurprisingly, are enough of an object of study to deserve a wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computable_number

[opaque wharf]

Found some exotic number too
https://wbricken.com/pdfs/02teach/01foundation/26-numbers-complete.pdf

Number System tho

[tender river]

fuzzy numbers are probably the closest you can get to not being able to make it a domain of a function

they are still called numbers so surely it counts

[sage crag]

im not computable today

[tender river]

can you compute an approximation

[sage crag]

yes, but not an arbitrarily close one

[tender river]

so there's no iterative algorithm for getting closer and closer approximation

unsolved problems of computer science

[sage crag]

i am mysterious and enigmatic

[tender river]

i should look at my github notifications i havent looked at them in months

big mistake

[opaque wharf]

So, you're uncomputable function?

[tender river]

functioooons

why do computers have to compute

[sage crag]

dependabot alerts for
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[opaque wharf]

Make a new device called uncomputer

[sage crag]

its called a fire

entropy

locally uncomputing at least

globally im not sure

[tender river]

for bijective functions you can invert and uncompute them

then you can invert them again and compute everything back

[sage crag]

inversion is still a computation

[opaque wharf]

Bijective is 1 <-> 1 right? I forgot the term

[tender river]

not fair

mhm

[sage crag]

uncomputation needs to degrade the rigid boundaries of numeracy until the barrier between imagination and reality blur like some supercritical fluid of perception

mathmade horrors beyond comprehension

[tender river]

i'm pretty sure some mathematicians do that already

[sage crag]

what goobers

ice cubes

[tender river]

monstrous moonshine

[opaque wharf]

Not the monster...

[sage crag]

i feel like im missing out on lore

[tender river]

i don't understand any of it

but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monstrous_moonshine

the lore goes deep

[opaque wharf]

3B1B did a great video about it

And as all things cursed, it comes from group theory IIRC

[sage crag]

M

[tender river]

[opaque wharf]

I'm confusing group theory and set theory

[olive sable]

social media is basically a miniature akashic record

[sage crag]

consumption

[opaque wharf]

Let's do yoga all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey7ShoAWumw

Breathe in and out according to the beautiful prime timer

[sage crag]

thankfully the distribution of primes is roughly uniform and not in any way logarithmic

[olive sable]

The Akashic Records are believed to be a compendium of all universal events, thoughts, words, emotions, and intent that have ever occurred, are occurring, or will occur

[opaque wharf]

Suuuurely

[opaque wharf]

I will predict that Sam Game Engine will finish before the game jam

[olive sable]

its probably never going to get finished lol

there will always be new features id want to add

[sage crag]

i can also make this

[tender river]

i have actual humans in there

i should set up email notifs

[sage crag]

stream a random string

[tender river]

or maybe browser notifs

[sage crag]

why have you trapped them in your notifications

[tender river]

laziness

they walked in there and i just kinda forgot

[olive sable]

bruh

[opaque wharf]

https://primegap-list-project.github.io/

Mathematician and their love of prime

Fueling new Bezo's jet

[tender river]

project euler is such a great website

actually i just remembered how fun number theory is

[sage crag]

provided the distribution is uniform eventually it will be an akashic record

actually its probably gonna get there faster if it follows a zipf distribution

will still take infinite time tho

[olive sable]

eh

not infinte, the univrse will eventualy wipe us all out

[sage crag]

i think you have bigger problems to worry about frankly

[olive sable]

wdym?

[sage crag]

data storage

[olive sable]

just store the source code of your random string

[opaque wharf]

Funnily enough, the data storage needed to store the whole universe is not proportional to units of voxel, but surface area

[olive sable]

if you need data of a specific event then just generate the part with the correct index

[sage crag]

but then you have to wait infinite time again

[sage crag]

most streaming rngs eat their output as a new seed for the subsequent generation, so you would need to use a different rng method

[opaque wharf]

Which means, for evolving space-time, all of the storage is probably in the shape of a ball that will record the beginning-end

[sage crag]

also its the same problem, there are "infinite" events of note

[olive sable]

ahh

well fuck

[sage crag]

its still possible if you increment a counter, but you need a bignum, which will also eventually run out of memory

[olive sable]

if you're wondering why im suddendly blabbering about the akashic records, i justr watched an anime with that in the title and they mentioned it only 4 times.
so i googled what they even are and its quite interesting

[sage crag]

[olive sable]

chatgpt seems to know whats up about the plot tho, a shame they didnt include it in the actual anime

[opaque wharf]

Future's Diary

[olive sable]

?

[opaque wharf]

Mirai Nikki

[olive sable]

what?

[opaque wharf]

It got personified akashic record as one of the plot point

[olive sable]

the anime i watched quite literaly has it in the title

Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor

[opaque wharf]

Oh

Well, if you want more then there's that

There's also anime movie called Hello World with something similar but not quite

[olive sable]

well, this anime actually didn't have it as one of the plot points

just alluded to it

[opaque wharf]

So no "roll credit" points

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/osu-buzzslider-bocchi-the-rock-gif-27035235

[olive sable]

kinda.
the bad guy just said "welp i failed but next time imma kill u to get acces to the akashic records"
and then mc went to a bar, roll credits

[olive sable]

konii i have absolutly no clue what this means

[sage crag]

bzzz

[olive sable]

bzzz?

[sage crag]

mhm

[olive sable]

[opaque wharf]

Fun fact, KONI is Indonesian National Sports Committee

[olive sable]

ye i dont play osu

[sage crag]

many name thieves

[olive sable]

ive always thought of her as connie from steven universe

[sage crag]

i will destroy all name thieves

[tender river]

mcosu vr with headset guided cursor ttsg dt

[sage crag]

torture device

teto is real and also red

[tender river]

russian riddle, a pear is hanging down but you cant eat it, what is it (pretend that it rhymes)

[opaque wharf]

If you like some experimental story Sam, there's also 2 anime about parallel world

• To Me, the One Who Loved You
• To Every You I've Loved Before

[tender river]

correct

[olive sable]

is that the actual answer?

[sage crag]

-# pearto

[opaque wharf]

Bro the one who give the riddle already answered

[olive sable]

ye but i dont translate .gif files that well to dutch in my head

[sage crag]

water is so tasty but i think its bad for me

[tender river]

it is good

for you

it makes you stronger

[opaque wharf]

Caffeine is better

[sage crag]

caffeine makes me sleepy

[sage crag]

perhaps

my body is still recovering from 10 tonnes of soil and a wheelbarrow

[olive sable]

in dutch we have a saying that goes hottentottententententoonstelling

[sage crag]

fake language

[opaque wharf]

See what I meant when I said dutch language sounds funny?

[tender river]

rest well

[sage crag]

i associate it with wooden toys

[olive sable]

[tender river]

tentententen

[olive sable]

yes

[sage crag]

thats also english and japanese

[tender river]

the closest thing i have to that in russian is змееед

[olive sable]

you read it like hotten-totten-tenten-tentoonstelling

[sage crag]

dinky language

[tender river]

pronounced as zmyeyeyed, translates to snake eater

[sage crag]

language of wooden train sets

[tender river]

compound words can be silly

[sage crag]

glad we dont have any compound words in english

[olive sable]

nah

compund woreds are based

[opaque wharf]

I don't think Indonesia has many compound words

[sage crag]

new language innovation called a "sentence"

[olive sable]

no

i dont think i will

[tender river]

oh random fun fact about japanese, if you combine 高 (high) and 度 (degree) you get a word that either means altitude (the degree of highness) or high degree (of something) depending on the context

both make sense but why

[sage crag]

contextual language

convenience

[olive sable]

the longest compundword we have in dutch after a quick google is kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamheden

[opaque wharf]

If Dutch is anything like German, then the compound words possible is theoretically longer

[sage crag]

set theory

[olive sable]

idk how it works in german but in dutcxh there needs to be a certian style to it

[sage crag]

partially ordered set of words

[tender river]

i'm rethinking the design of erf from the ground up and i don't understand what i want from functions structs are so much easier

[olive sable]

i love how the duch word for compound word is a compound word

samenstellingen

[sage crag]

i am a gundam

[olive sable]

no you are konii

[sage crag]

dangit

[opaque wharf]

samvanmaele

[tender river]

havent seen a single gundam but ill get access to a projector tomorrow so it will be my first one

[olive sable]

i just didnt bother to put in spaces, it would have looked weird

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/gundam-aerial-witch-of-mercury-suletta-gund-arm-inc-gif-11711449341009809425

[tender river]

[olive sable]

i dont trust konii with a gundam

[sage crag]

im safe

[olive sable]

the day konii gets a gundma is the day i die

[olive sable]

ye im not worying about you

im worying about me

[sage crag]

you are safe now

[olive sable]

"now"

[opaque wharf]

Would you trust Neuro with a gundam tho?

[sage crag]

indubitably

[olive sable]

neuro doesnt hate me so i should be fine

[sage crag]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-neuro-sneeze-sneezing-evilsocute-elivsocute-gif-5972346260725813983

[olive sable]

gezondheid

[sage crag]

i want fairy cakes now

awa

[olive sable]

cupcakes?

[sage crag]

america

[olive sable]

is fairy cakes british for cupcakes?

i didnt even know cupcakes was american

[opaque wharf]

EvilSoCute

[sage crag]

so much regional culture lost due to global television

[opaque wharf]

ESC, also known as Electronic Speed Controller

[olive sable]

you're showing your age, i grew up with youtube

not television

[sage crag]

[tender river]

now that i think of it i probably haven't ever eaten a cupcake

[olive sable]

[amber fractal]

[olive sable]

hi iggly

i see you decided to crawl out of bed

[amber fractal]

Looks at time 20:30

[olive sable]

checks out

[opaque wharf]

10:30 here

[olive sable]

5.30

[amber fractal]

Nah, I've just been introverting

[desert plaza]

05:31

[olive sable]

we get this fun game of timezones again

[sage crag]

banned

[amber fractal]

I woke up at around 14:00 today

[sage crag]

go make some now

[sage crag]

i will teach you

[olive sable]

i woke up at uhhhh

[tender river]

dont have eggs

[olive sable]

hmmm

i cant rememebrr

brrrrrrrr

[sage crag]

download

[opaque wharf]

Are eggs that rare right now?

[sage crag]

mhm i slept for 6 hours and woke up at midnight

[olive sable]

7pm?

[sage crag]

[amber fractal]

The alarm I set to wake up at 8 VS using DND nothing mode
BEGIN!

[olive sable]

ye i woke up at 7pm

[sage crag]

i dont know, i have too many

[tender river]

not the worst time to wake up at if you slowly drift up

[tender river]

i just dont eat them

[amber fractal]

The alarm does not trigger

[opaque wharf]

Oh, so you're not eating any animal produce at all not just the meat?

[tender river]

my flatmate does have some in the fridge but i dont trust his general life competency enough to use them

[desert plaza]

we have the same timezone?

[tender river]

for all i know they could have been there since last year

[sage crag]

dangereggs

[sage crag]

put in water, check if floats

[olive sable]

iggly if you have a moment, could you check out some stuff i sent in my server?

[sage crag]

if it floats its bad or something

[amber fractal]

Not the kind of gacha pull I want to make

[amber fractal]

kk

[tender river]

i dont eat eggs because i dont like the taste

[opaque wharf]

[tender river]

cup sama

[sage crag]

this reminds me that when you crack a bad egg they have like a 30% chance to just spew rancid liquid

[opaque wharf]

Which reminds me, I should eat breakfast now

[sage crag]

this egg is actually a biological weapon

[olive sable]

all eggs are

salmonella

[tender river]

did you know people oil eggs in antarctica to preserve them

https://australyear.blogspot.com/2008/05/re-oiling.html

[olive sable]

people in antartica oiling up their eggs?

[opaque wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/144-gif-24759955

[olive sable]

no

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-do-that-here-black-panther-tchalla-bruce-gif-16558003

[opaque wharf]

To be fair, I thought the gif doesn't move

[sage crag]

awa

[olive sable]

awa

damnit konii

im not a sleeper agent

[opaque wharf]

The virus has spread

Biliions must awa

[olive sable]

i like when i turn on backface culling and everythin immediatly goes to shit

[opaque wharf]

Ahh yes, triangle winding

[amber fractal]

Also when I checked the chat I saw mentions tv broadcasting. Yeah I watched TV for a long time when I was younger as youtube didn't have many shows.

These days we no longer have it as entirety streaming

[tender river]

i spent most of my time reading when i was a kid

[olive sable]

i read about 300 volumes of jomeke

its a comic tho

[amber fractal]

I didn't read as much as tv or gaming (minecraft obsession) but I still did some reading from time to time.

[olive sable]

ye i spent more time on yt than reading too

but jomeke was peak

we have some stuff signed by the auther even

[opaque wharf]

It is almost lunch time, any idea of what to eat for breakfast?

[olive sable]

soup

[opaque wharf]

Hmmm, yes, very wise

[desert plaza]

you mean "jommeke"

[amber fractal]

milk soup

[olive sable]

i suck at typing

but yes

[desert plaza]

[olive sable]

A small collection

[amber fractal]

HOLY

[tender river]

let me give you a typing exercise

type this

(λx.x x)(λx.x x)

[olive sable]

i dont hae almbda on my keyboard

yes

[amber fractal]

great start :xdx:

[tender river]

trick question

this term diverges so its untypeable

[olive sable]

?

i dont get it

[olive sable]

most are battered up cuz this started publishing in 1955, but we have most of the old ones. after 300 we kinda stopped tho

[tender river]

i supposes you could just type it as bottom

[olive sable]

i dont know what you're even talking about