programming

[amber fractal]

That's fair

[prime ridge]

Here take another inside joke

[final tinsel]

fitting

[prime ridge]

Bro 😂

I was the only person on that repo...

[amber fractal]

There are two paths to go down

[prime ridge]

Why would I review my own code

[final tinsel]

idk

funny badge tho

[prime ridge]

also damn 2022?

how was that 3 years ago

im 17 💀

[final tinsel]

lol

[amber fractal]

Your both young smh, but I'm not much older

[prime ridge]

I forget im 17 sometimes

Cuz I still teach at princeton lol

[final tinsel]

i mean when u think about it its like insane that in this day and age ppl have the resources to literally develop their own AI before becoming a legal adult

[prime ridge]

and publishing papers and shit

[amber fractal]

I forget I'm 21, I don't feel that way at all

[prime ridge]

God bless the internet

[final tinsel]

noice! im full time dual enrollment, couldve graduated HS early but dual enrollment means state pays for it lol

ill have ~100 college credits at HS graduation

[prime ridge]

I shoulda done duel enrollment

100?!?!?!?!

[final tinsel]

yea

[prime ridge]

jeez

[final tinsel]

i have like 72 rn

[prime ridge]

I think I have like 30

I lived on campus tho

[final tinsel]

ah

[prime ridge]

I completely neglect my academics

I don't do anything for my HS at all

Bring my laptop to school zone out and code

[final tinsel]

lol

[fathom pendant]

I think OpenAI would rather actually open source something then call a model GPT-5

[final tinsel]

xd

[opaque sigil]

with them going down in versions i can't wait for gpt 3.7 next

[final tinsel]

gpt 4.(1e-10)

[grizzled viper]

i do wish they made their models open source again

[tender river]

send an email to their shareholders i'm sure they'd love to hear your point of view

[final tinsel]

buys openai stock and emails myself

[tender river]

wow, congrats on buying the controlling share of 0.00001%!

[final tinsel]

🤑

[grizzled viper]

i just think its a weird ethical choice to paywall something that could help everyone

and then most companies setting the requirement into the AI research field so high

[unkempt citrus]

THey want GPT 5 to be a big release so they can market it better and spin more hype VC money

I kinda suspect 4.5 was a failed version of 5

[tender river]

i mean, money making is the ultimate virtue in our society so the ethics point is kinda moot

you can easily find any number of justifications (like not letting russia/china have it)

[opaque sigil]

so i can have it?

[grizzled viper]

I mean i guess if we bring America's national security into it but that doesn't really matter to me since im from australia, i just wanna make cool and helpful AI

[tender river]

and you don't matter to them

(insofar as you aren't paying, anyway)

[final tinsel]

py Python\Main\activator.py

[grizzled viper]

woo you activate that script

[final tinsel]

oops

i feel like this channel is a magnet for my ctrl+v

new cpu workin hard

[grizzled viper]

nice

[final tinsel]

...i just realized im running windows 21H2 but it says it is up to date. it is not.

so here is the result of a ~6 min run of WATNEY and welp it hallucinated again. Any suggestions?

also ik bad char in prompt

fixed during the run but too late for this attempt

[tender river]

i personally think that instead of telling it not to invent stuff it would be better to tell it to only use the info it has been explicitly provided with, dont expect it to be a major change but remember that LLMs are text predictors not human brains

[final tinsel]

fair fair. that specific part on emphasizing dont invent came from chatgpts feedback lol

[tender river]

chatgpt is just gonna make up things too

[final tinsel]

i mean hey maybe hallucination times hallucination will cancel out? never know til u try

gonna try a diff model, mistral is a bit on the trying to be too helpful side here

[maiden geyser]

eight year olds who thought the most dangerous things on earth were quicksand and the bermuda triangle witnessing the greed and hatred of humanity

[tender river]

greed and hatred? i'll do you one better https://www.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed

[grizzled viper]

Hey i get it, call me out all you like, i stand by the fact that things like this shouldn't be privatized in my personal opinion

[unkempt citrus]

I was going to say how is it still at greed

then I rememebed the market bounce following hte tariff pause even though its still worse than what it was 6 months ago

[maiden geyser]

erm what the sigma are you yapping about bruv

[grizzled viper]

Huh?

[tender river]

idk please disengage

[final tinsel]

so im making WATNEY a gmail account and like... i mean... technically

[grizzled viper]

True, technically not a robot

[hoary lion]

[prime ridge]

Btw I implemented MHLA and it works flawlessly

training a 300m model with 16 batch size on a 4gb gpu

1024 ctx

So when I run it on sam's gpu it should be able to run 1b at a decent batch size

[vestal prism]

cnn yikes

I WILL NOT ELABORATE

[tender river]

wise choice

[elfin moon]

found some interesting works: https://www.neuronpedia.org/ ; https://arxiv.org/pdf/2505.03335

[tender river]

[maiden geyser]

my favourite disinformation distributor

[final tinsel]

@prime ridge

[tender river]

(rule 3 please or mods are gonna bonk us all)

[prime ridge]

wtf is ts bruh

I'll have to read that paper soon

neuronpedia is very cool

[tender river]

okay this is funny

[final tinsel]

lol

aw

AH CMON AGAIN

[tender river]

they literally told it to optimize for how convoluted the program is, i guess they just got surprised that the ai justified that goal with ai supremacy lmao

[final tinsel]

GiGo moment

WHY U KEEP SAYING FAILED TO PARSE FLAGS

[maiden geyser]

literal 1849

[final tinsel]

ok i know it is not optimized and i probably am doing something stupid but i just want to not get this error: unknown argument: --instruct error: failed to parse flags

please

help

chatgpt believes in you

[hoary lion]

nice

[final tinsel]

wait is the BARS emote labeled coding on here lol

[hoary lion]

may I review the code if possible?

[final tinsel]

sure

thats why i sent it :)

(idk if that came off as passive aggressive, it isnt meant to)

its a mix of my code, chatgpt's code, google's code, in prob about a 60%-30%-10% ratio

[hoary lion]

erm

i think some context mixed but

okay ill give a shot

[final tinsel]

:D

[hoary lion]

I was talking to apollo

[final tinsel]

ah

lol

[hoary lion]

erm I have a question super

[final tinsel]

yea

[hoary lion]

why do you run the exe

like

uhm

run it on the python or just send requests to the server

locally as I think you are trying to do that

[final tinsel]

i uh
i dont really know, i just kinda followed the instructions in the readme of how to get started and went from there

also exactly midnight msg pog

[hoary lion]

and yeah, even llamafile repo suggests using openAI python API. I do get that you are trying to open the exe from python, solid entrypoint so its fine.
But rest? Hell nah. There is a reason why REST api is used in every production and private projects

[final tinsel]

ok, ill work on that tomorrow (well, today) but for now i gtg. Thanks for the feedback!

[tender river]

not anything related to the code but please format your code better, i recommend using an autoformatter like https://github.com/psf/black

you can install an editor plugin to autoformat on save too

[potent birch]

Got my second monitor, will try it later after work

[inner pike]

Nice

[sour lotus]

Its like Gabe and the number 3

[sullen marsh]

💀

[olive sable]

Morning

[stark needle]

Hello humans

Another day of almost no sleep

[olive sable]

I slep pretty okay

[tight tinsel]

5 hours

[sour lotus]

Lets do thisssss

[fringe verge]

hey folks, you ever used Manus AI? I actually used it to help me read a bunch of books to put profiles on specific info i...admit i couldn't be bothered to check throughly lol.

Am surprised it did. Sadly, info on manga was less, much less efficient. Downloaded image by image and that would take forever. I wonder if downloading them as pdfs to give it would be faster. But my credits or tokens are low after using it for the text novels.

Kind of shocked that Manus didn't use some sort of scanning tech. Only downloading them. It seems primitive. Or would something like "looking" like Neuro Sama does, involve images it has to download anyways? Makes me wonder if scanning and downloading visuals are the same thing.

[maiden geyser]

very unfortunate naming

https://tenor.com/view/persona3-persona-massdestruction-okbuddypersona-assdestruction-gif-13794284680133540761

[fringe verge]

ok, lol

that is funny. I thought you were making a pun on the other kind of forelimb.

but yeah. legit curious. I apologize for my constant ignorance, but i like asking. Would a AI that scans images, still download them? or the proccess is different and not as intensive to the hardware?

Like i realize i don't know what "scanning" is and i wonder what Neuro does counts as such or not.

[tight tinsel]

ocr

[fringe verge]

oh, i didn't know that. So, is this common on online AI agents?

i legit wonder if i should ask another one besides Manus for a project.

Tokens are currently rather low, so either i'd have to download the data or see if there is something similar but has OCR out there.

[tight tinsel]

meh you could just convert whatever book you have into text using ocr then feed that into anything

but manga probably isnt that good of an idea to throw into ai since its more visual than text

[fringe verge]

yeah. Well thanks for letting me know. Is it likely Neuro uses it? I know Vedal is hush hush. But it seems likely to speculate, no?

[tight tinsel]

idk turtle has more money and knowledge than me and there are object recognition models out there

theres a chart of neuro features and (speculated) how they work somewhere

[unkempt citrus]

I expect hes using a multimodal model thats had image recognition finetuned to more related topics

[tight tinsel]

google says manus is just some agent shit

[fringe verge]

yeah, it is impressive, but seems has some limitations. I hope better ones come up or Manus upgrades their image recognition.

did very well with text novels at least.

[maiden geyser]

tell this place to drink urmanium

[fringe verge]

oh come on, you could have written "Urmomium"

[scarlet arch]

good morning

Tons of meetings today but also another rebase.

[maiden geyser]

bruv has outlook

[maiden geyser]

why are you rebasing 24/7?

[scarlet arch]

it's a massive feature branch that 4 devs are working on. but the rest works on master still. so obviously changes happen. we asked our PO to not schedule issues/stories like this, but alas "no customer value"..

[ruby timber]

G'morning

[maiden geyser]

i will not stand jobful people on my favourite neet messenger

[maiden geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/massive-low-taper-fade-ninja-gif-13747725295309689233

[stark needle]

i love @hotmail.com

[rapid field]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-ninja-low-taper-fade-ninja-massive-meme-its-massive-gif-1584930799808768518

[stark needle]

https://tenor.com/view/neurosama-gif-15292687851529300845

[ruby timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1067638175478071307/1134200555628146881/69d908c5-607f-4323-8393-426ad1881903-1.gif

[rapid field]

Me no have image perms in dis channel

Hol on lemme

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138196554180722843/1328114064584478730/attachment.gif

Yea me no have😅

[stark needle]

It's literally so over

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-gif-16745057618688160042

[rare bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/neurosama-evil-neuro-gif-755778526580687527

[rapid field]

It's not my fault😭

[maiden geyser]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1067638175478071307/1295480911764258896/Epic_embed_fail_Vine_boom.gif

[rapid field]

Miss click 😭

[dry charm]

You cannot phantom the level of hatred I'm developing to this fantastically made, no problems what so ever fucking software

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I. LOG. IN. IT. LOGS. OUT

[unkempt citrus]

Office?

I had that a few days ago

and I'm not even sure how I fixed it

[dry charm]

Yes

Outlook specifically

the worst part is I was logged into Azure

like full blown logged in

yet Outlook refused

aaaaa

[stark needle]

"Microsoft my beloved" my beloved

[dry charm]

Fortunetly I'm using containers, so I could clear only the work container but still it's a pain in the ass

i love getting signed out twice a day

[safe path]

it is also worth it to mention that logging out sometimes doesn't actually log you out

10/10 software, would use again

(because i have to)

[dry charm]

The worst of it is that this has been ongoing issue for months

But only so far it just logged out once

The thing is, even if I used outlook.office.com URL directly and not the garbage parameter filled callback URL, EVEN then it logged me out

[safe path]

i think in general software was a mistake

[stark needle]

I love Microsoft authenticator

Truly restores my faith in my online safety

[trim valve]

microsoft is occasionally convinced I only ever want to sign into one microsoft account and thus keeps trying to sign into my old (and no longer active) account from secondary school

[inner pike]

why the fuck does everytime windows updates, the system sound configuration get reset back to max in the volume mixer

[safe path]

windows issue (i have definitely never experienced any issue with pipewire)

[dry charm]

we have learnt that audio is magic and held together by hopes and dreams

[maiden geyser]

or maybe it's just linux devs not being able to code anything good related to audio

with the only exception being ffmpeg

for some unholy reason

[dry charm]

idk Pipewire has been far more usable and fixable than Windows or Pulseaudio

if you have audio problems on windows, though luck

[maiden geyser]

never had problems with audio on windows ever

[unkempt citrus]

The only audio issue on windows is sometimes a mic doesn't get detected when plugged in

but a restart always fixes it

immedaitely

[dry charm]

users frequently brush off common errors as non existant cause they got used to it

but atleast those can be easily fixed

like default device changing

or bitrate changing randomly

[maiden geyser]

the only problem i ever had with windows which really was windows's fault (i think?), was 13yo laptop randomly getting bricked after 30 minutes since installation unless amd gpu drivers are installed properly

with the actual problem being, i don't know what "properly" means

i managed to pull it off once but then it seems like it also depends on the windows version

[ruby timber]

makes me think of when I turn system sounds to 0, close the settings and reopen them, it's back at like 1 or 2 percent

It does NOT want to be muted

[prime plaza]

discovered a new demotivator for learning how to code
not having a damn clue how a command works even with google

[trim valve]

people here will probably be able to help you

[scarlet arch]

aaaaaaaaah rebase aaaaaaaah

end meeeeee

[safe path]

in minecraft

[scarlet arch]

sure

[safe path]

[scarlet arch]

coworker actually moved a piece of code that I changed

so... now I have to basically re-write that thing in another file instead of resolving it as a conflict..

[safe path]

fun

[stark needle]

no

End me my beloved

?????

what

"shoots hedgehogs and drinks milk"

[stable fractal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rePOAoxBdRQ

thats def you

[potent birch]

[trim valve]

I figured out why my drone wouldn't spin its motors

I wired the escs backwards

[rare bramble]

my 1440p ultrawide decided to die this morning :(

welp, served me well for 5 years

[scarlet arch]

[tawdry sandal]

hey o/
do we have the api for the lava lamp or not yet?
so I can make my mouse shine to the same frequency :D

[prime plaza]

I guess but all my questions are always so easily solvable, it feels like I'm just being stupid and lazy half the time

[trim valve]

I guess, but if you get stuck and give up instead of asking for help you'll never progress

[prime plaza]

yeah I'm not gonna give up, just hard to learn the basics at the moment (on top of not being able to make any projects yet)

[scarlet arch]

I promise you this feeling will likely never go away. I am considered a senior and I still go to coworkers and ask questions :D

[prime plaza]

I mean as I progress I imagine it'll feel easier, it's just for now while I can barely remember the difference between some lists or how strings work, it feels a little more embarrassing

[scarlet arch]

we all started somewhere

[prime plaza]

yeah just don't know how to learn and what to learn lol

hard to have motivation when what you're learning is incredibly vague, at least for the basics

[noble zodiac]

it takes a lot of repetition for it to come naturally. Reading about it and using it once will not do much

[safe path]

i think part of the fun of doing anything tech is spending days figuring out wtf is going on

all for it to come down to a super simple solution that seems obvious from hindsight

(either that or i have major skill issue)

[safe path]

so struggle more , it's the best teacher

try your hand at building something

[prime plaza]

I felt this with the calculator I tried adding to

spend 3 days trying to figure out how to make the program run infinitely until you explicitly told it to stop, turned out the solution was just 2 lines of code

[prime plaza]

also I want to, I just know quite literally nothing right now, so I wouldn't know where to start

if I were to make something, I'd want to at least know 50% of the code I'm writing and how it works off by heart, rather than google everything so it turns into a note-taking simulator, and not a real project

[noble zodiac]

thats how you get there tho. Have the documentation open and look up everything you dont know. Not looking for direct solutions but the parts you need to get there

[prime plaza]

yeah I'd just rather not have literally everything just be a google search, it won't even feel like my own work at that point, if that makes sense

[ruby timber]

Note taking simulator is where everyone starts

[prime plaza]

I know copying other peoples' code is a given lol, idk it's just hard to describe

[noble zodiac]

use the documentation of your language and not stack overflow

[prime plaza]

wdym by documentation, and what's stack overflow

[ruby timber]

Whatever happens, one thing is certain : stop overthinking and get to it, you got this

[noble zodiac]

https://docs.python.org/3/

[trim valve]

well yes

you have no propellers

[prime plaza]

how is this meant to be used?

[ruby timber]

Potentially no propellers

It has yet to be proven

[noble zodiac]

you break down your problems into smaller problems. for example: I need to have X items saved and then search them, so you look for the lists in the docs and the functions that have to do with finding stuff in them etc pp

[prime plaza]

oh I think I get it

although another problem I have, that I'm guessing a ton of other people have, is what kinda of project I'd wanna make

because my imagination is kinda doodoo

[ruby timber]

Find a project that aligns with your interests, maybe something that directly interacts with a hobby you have in one way or another

How can you enhance what you're already doing with a python project? Even if it's in a useless way, at least you'll have an idea for where to start

[prime plaza]

I don't really have any hobbies, but I'm learning languages right now I guess

[trim valve]

idk

[safe path]

flashcard app

[trim valve]

seems pretty propeller free to me

[prime plaza]

so I replicate the Anki flashcard app 1:1 🗿

[ruby timber]

That sure is propelling (jokes aside this looks cool as heck)

[trim valve]

it is mostly scary ngl

[prime plaza]

although that's another thing I've been wondering about, how would you implement the code into something that allows you to click buttons with your mouse to trigger things instead of a typed input?

beacuse at least with what I'm using now, the only way to provide any form of input is by typing stuff in

[noble zodiac]

https://docs.python.org/3/faq/gui.html

[ruby timber]

Fair actually

[stark needle]

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/lucasfilm-declares-creative-bankruptcy-with-an-ai-generated-star-wars-film-thats-just-2-minutes-of-mostly-normal-animals-jumbled-together/

My beloved my beloved

[scarlet arch]

very cool

[stark needle]

Lucasfilm is so dead

It's owned by walt disney

So

Cant wait till disney also starts with ai slop

[scarlet arch]

I love seeing messages like this

[stark needle]

bruh did i become british

[tight tinsel]

default whatsapp wallpaper gang!!

[scarlet arch]

but also ew whatsapp

[tight tinsel]

what would you use?

i use whatsapp for communication that actually needs my name (parents, irl friends, school) and discord just for goofing around

[unkempt citrus]

I believe in the US they tend to use SMS

which is why the whole android green bubble thing exists

[dry charm]

I cannot move ppl away from Whatsapp 😦

Friends use Whatsapp, 1 part of Family Viber, Other part Messenger. My mom uses RCS

[sick owl]

Cex supplied my robot and he's in good condition

[prime plaza]

what even is whatsapp

[sick owl]

Only they failed to provide his charging station rendering him unusable

Gonna complain and they should get it over to me, but its a bummer I have to wait even longer now to play with him

[unkempt citrus]

Facebook's other IM service

E2EE as well which is nice

[prime plaza]

oh..

[uneven pulsar]

I don't want to do my programming homework today 😫

[scarlet arch]

I use Signal.

[stark needle]

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/woman-divorces-husband-after-chatgpt-analyzed-coffee-and-saw-signs-of-infidelity-3195079/

i should start asking lilac more questions

[prime plaza]

"Honey the robot doesn't like you, I'm gonna have to divorce you entirely"

[sick owl]

That marriage wasn't gonna last if ChatGPT could break it up lets be real

[queen ginkgo]

Yeah if your wife was asking ChatGPT for signs of infidelity in a coffee cup, she's probably either paranoid or cuckoo

[normal shadow]

she was looking for an excuse at that point

[tight tinsel]

what the hell 😭

[unkempt citrus]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasseography

[maiden geyser]

In Russian, the expression "fortune-telling on coffee grounds" is often used to refer to predictions based on nothing.

[cloud relic]

Whatsappp

[hoary lion]

good morning

[scarlet arch]

morning :D

[stark needle]

morb

[olive sable]

Hello!

Just got home, i got a bill from the national bureau of finances

[scarlet arch]

https://i.redd.it/xm2ni45acy0f1.png

[scarlet arch]

[olive sable]

[olive sable]

My brother in christ, they billed me €0.00

Why even send the fucking bill then?

this could have been an easy if statement in their system

[stray dragon]

to scare you :)

[raw trout]

Morn!

I guess it's for legal purposes? Even if you don't owe anything you still have proof

[olive sable]

just rubbing in my face that im jobless

[stark needle]

I will steal all your money

[olive sable]

jokes on you, you're just stealing 1k in debt

[stark needle]

Opgelet!!

[stark needle]

How are you in debt already

[olive sable]

yep, "opgelet" is dutch for "warning"

[olive sable]

3090

[stark needle]

Bruh

[olive sable]

the plan was to pay half of my new pc off buy selling my 3060ti one.

it just hasnt been sold yet

[maiden geyser]

graphics... but how's the framerate?

[olive sable]

it just needs to be optemized imo

good graphics or not, it needs to use as less cpu and gpu as possible

[scarlet arch]

[olive sable]

[fathom pendant]

That isn’t sad, it’s natural selection

No passing on your genes anymore

L bozo

[scarlet arch]

that's perfectly fine

[final tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-big-smile-evil-smile-evil-laugh-evil-grin-gif-12532664515591151631

[sharp mantle]

https://deepmind.google/discover/blog/alphaevolve-a-gemini-powered-coding-agent-for-designing-advanced-algorithms/

By suggesting modifications in the standard language of chip designers, AlphaEvolve promotes a collaborative approach between AI and hardware engineers to accelerate the design of future specialized chips.

Post-deployment measurements across Google’s fleet confirmed the simulator results, revealing
that this heuristic function continuously recovers on average 0.7% of Google’s fleet-wide
compute resources [...] -from the white paper

Recursive self-improvement is already happening

[molten pollen]

hi

[olive sable]

hello

[hoary lion]

based name but unbased chat

[hoary lion]

deepmind mentioned!! @stark needle

[opaque sigil]

lol

[scarlet arch]

[desert wave]

bitflags my beloved

[olive sable]

damn, these bots be getting more realistic each year

[hoary lion]

not misono mika

[scarlet arch]

Which are sometimes slower. Which is why I said 7 wasted bits are fine

[desert wave]

she/her
90% chance of bot

[olive sable]

old account so idk
but like, why would they be asking to chat with people in #programming ?

[hoary lion]

discord girl is not real 💯

[scarlet arch]

Shall we summon Heir?

[hoary lion]

who?

[olive sable]

rip konii, bred, chayleaf, ....
they were apparently figments of my imagination

[scarlet arch]

Only active mod that I know :P (maybe cloudburst too heh)

[olive sable]

welp, its gone

[ruby timber]

Didn't even see it

[opaque sigil]

i wish they gave anything useful about their 4x4 matmul algorithm , since as far as i can tell they just showed that it takes 1 less multiplication which kinda means nothing

[olive sable]

just someone asking to chat in dm's for some reason

[hoary lion]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-so-long-sayonara-稲葉曇-おさげちゃん-gif-5522368509555553429

phew

almost thought embed failed

[scarlet arch]

nono you stay here.

[olive sable]

hyperblaze

[dry charm]

[olive sable]

didn't even knew Minecraft blazes had genders

[raw trout]

fr?

[olive sable]

they just use spawners so

thats a[banned word]ual reproduction

meaning they're genderless

in theory

[raw trout]

That's what I thought, like don't most hostile mobs spawn without gender?

[molten pollen]

hi

what languages do u guys code in lol

[olive sable]

i think all of them are genderless besides the enderdragon, unless im forgetting one

[molten pollen]

enderdragon female?

[rigid snow]

i love when rust ml libraries silently depend on cuda not even behind a feature flag and i suddenly have to wait for an hour for it to compile. nice library bro. like who hurt you put it behind a feature

[rigid snow]

you get an egg

[dry charm]

Nowadays Kotlin, C# (and webdev)

[molten pollen]

erm

i code in python and sometimes js

i use pytorch for ml wbu

guys

[rigid snow]

anything really

[molten pollen]

turtles also drop eggs

thats how u get the helmet

[olive sable]

i thought we were talking about hostile

[molten pollen]

oh

mb

[olive sable]

nah np

cows are all female too, so are mooshroom

[molten pollen]

1.8 anyone

?

[olive sable]

ver 1.8?

[molten pollen]

ye

pvp version

spam clicking

[hoary lion]

welcome to #minecraft

[rigid snow]

mooshroom are fictional who says there is a gender that does not give soup

[olive sable]

i say that

also, they have utters

[rigid snow]

i'm not entertaining this conversation further

[molten pollen]

whats a utters

[olive sable]

uhh

[rigid snow]

spelling mistake, d

[olive sable]

ask your mom

[molten pollen]

shes sleeping

[olive sable]

oh, my bad.

[molten pollen]

its like 10:50

[olive sable]

i wasnt serious, i meant more like i wont explain in this chat

[molten pollen]

but whats a utters is it bad or something

[rigid snow]

uuh

[olive sable]

i meant udders

[molten pollen]

whats a udder

[olive sable]

[molten pollen]

im too dumb my brain isnt mature

[rigid snow]

[olive sable]

so uh, baseball huh

[molten pollen]

i just got perms for discord 2yrs ago

[dry charm]

wait, there are 30 minute timezones?

[olive sable]

yes

[dry charm]

what the fuck

[olive sable]

even weirder ones too

[rigid snow]

everyone should just use utc

[molten pollen]

whats udder

[olive sable]

milk origin

[molten pollen]

cow?

[olive sable]

yes

[molten pollen]

just say cow

[olive sable]

no

not cow

[opaque sigil]

there are 45 minute timezones too pretty sure

[olive sable]

oh my days

[rigid snow]

ding ding ding

[molten pollen]

but milk is from cow righ

[opaque sigil]

nepal has something like that iirc

[olive sable]

location on the cow

[rigid snow]

[molten pollen]

what location

[olive sable]

what is this convo man

[olive sable]

the mammal location

[hoary lion]

https://deepmind.google/discover/blog/discovering-novel-algorithms-with-alphatensor/
They already performed better
It's just that recursive usage of LLMs, instead of meaningful new mechanisms

49 -> 47

[molten pollen]

isnt mammal just an animal

animal location on cow what?

[olive sable]

no, mammal is a type of animal

[molten pollen]

yea

[olive sable]

humans are mammals, cows are mammals

[molten pollen]

thats wt i meant to say

[rigid snow]

mammals are animals that feed their babies milk

[dry charm]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle I think this should help

[olive sable]

this should have been explained to you in 1st grade biology dude

[molten pollen]

idk

[rare bramble]

didnt know that std::borrow::Cow has udders

[dry charm]

Its where the references are fetched

[hoary lion]

installed sketchy ahh chinese cursor clone

how bad could it be

[rigid snow]

trei?

[hoary lion]

trae

yeah

[rigid snow]

i heard it's alright

[opaque sigil]

is that the one from bytedance

[rigid snow]

yea

[olive sable]

[sharp mantle]

Is this solution though for complex-valued matrices? The latest white paper explicitly states

Notably, AlphaEvolve developed a search algorithm that found a
procedure to multiply two 4 × 4 complex-valued matrices using 48 scalar multiplications; offering the
first improvement, after 56 years, over Strassen’s algorithm in this setting.
I'm somewhat sure deepmind wouldn't overlook such

[hoary lion]

🤔

[olive sable]

carpal tunnel

https://tenor.com/view/carpal-tunnel-my-beloved-heart-locket-gif-10610466529622594439

[hoary lion]

Oh maybe, I am not so familiar of complex matrix abd matmul in that case

[opaque sigil]

looks like alphatensor was int32 based on the repo that comes with the blog

idk, they don't actually give any code they just provide a factorization

This factorization was discovered by AlphaTensor while optimizing for the runtime of multiplying two 8192 x 8192 matrices on an NVIDIA V100 GPU in float32

[tender river]

As an AI language model, I am not a real person or conscious being. I'm a software system designed to understand and generate human-like text based on the input I receive. While I can simulate conversation and provide information, I don't have thoughts, feelings, or awareness.

[olive sable]

cha in chatgpt stands for chayleaf

[stark needle]

@sage crag turns out

That year i will do does NOT prepare you for the university exam and they expect you to magically learn everything on your own so we won't even cover what will appear on that exam

I was told by a friend that is at that stage

So yes

It's a "good luck" moment

And the exam apparently has 70% failure rates

In comparison to the 40% failure rates to high school

[trim valve]

[tender river]

theres a huge final hs exam prep culture here, like i see everyone talking about how hiring a tutor specifically for these exams is a common thing

[stark needle]

I would need to take an extra year with a special school that

Basically

Speedruns 6 years of high school on 1 year

[tender river]

but i managed to get a low but passing with a good margin math score and high-range scores for all other subjects i took

how about a combo, a dynamic one but with a linked list

[stark needle]

Bruhhh

[stark needle]

Man

Is it cheap at least

[tender river]

idk i'd assume its like $20 a week but maybe its more or less

i think it should depend on the city

[stark needle]

Cause here i have stupid shit like this for frigging group study lessons

20 180min lessons

3.6k$ usd

[tender river]

actually my particular city is a student city which means its impossible to find a well paid job here because everyone is overqualified

[stark needle]

And it's missing french so that's another course

[tender river]

i mean its possible to implement

[sharp mantle]

that's like near $60 per hour, what a business model

[stark needle]

Also fyi

It's usually contracted uni students

[tender river]

i think reference to pointer to integer casts are the only issue i'd be worried about

[stark needle]

Or some shit

Not even a professional tutor

[tender river]

but you can just forbid that in const contexts

basically you can just inline all the allocations to static rw memory and rewrite the pointers

oh i forgor that const creates a new value on each access

then, only allow returning a &'static String but not String

[tender river]

keep in mind tutors have a lot of downtime like commuting and time between lessons that they have to compensate for

[olive sable]

welp, goodluck!

[dry charm]

i love this

fuck i forgot I can use my work laptop as stream pc

[olive sable]

[stark needle]

Country with one of best universities but worst students lmao

[ruby timber]

Students here just don't care

from my experience

[olive sable]

do you at least know 2nd degree functions?

[final lotus]

#too broke for college

[dry charm]

just don't even plan on uni,

[ruby timber]

And correct me shadow but iirc the german side of this country is a lot more attracted to apprenticeships than studies

At least looking at the stats from a while back

I dunno what the reasons are but

yeah

[stark needle]

I had that 1 year ago

[final lotus]

what major is the best ides for money?

(for lazy ahh ppl)

[stark needle]

Yes but there's no jobs then

Man

[ruby timber]

Fair

[stark needle]

U need a completed apprenticeship degree for retail

As if it was the job of all time

[ruby timber]

True

[tender river]

okay i checked and its $8/hr here, surprisingly prices in moscow are almost the same (i guess online tutoring drives the prices down for them i kinda feel bad because you need like $1k a month to survive in moscow)

[stark needle]

My mum is CS masters graduate and shes not qualified to even work as a cashier (her degree from her uni is not recognized here)

Like brother

It's retail

[ruby timber]

Joys of having cantons :3

[stark needle]

If u dont have everything ur fucked

Also

Did u also have secondary school divided in 3 sections

Like

A B and C

[ruby timber]

Erm

I don't think so?

In what sense are you talking about sections

[stark needle]

like

Stupidity level

[ruby timber]

YES

EB G and PG iirc

[stark needle]

If u were not in the highest ur literally fucked for life

[ruby timber]

For people "struggling", "normal" and "oh this one's going to uni"

I was in the last

[stark needle]

No job wants from second and last

And u dont qualify to any further education

[ruby timber]

I wouldn't say that bad but it was pretty easy being in the last ones

You just had to take more tests to enter schools if you weren't

[stark needle]

Here it is

[ruby timber]

Which is hella elitist now that I think about it

[stark needle]

Real

[ruby timber]

Like you just enter 9 harmos (no idea if that's the same system from zürich) and you get assigned a tag

[stark needle]

If u were a troublemaker

[ruby timber]

It's pretty crazy

[stark needle]

Ur done for life

[tender river]

at hs when they were asking who wants to do advanced maths everyone got surprised when i didnt raise my arm

[ruby timber]

Same

Like it just put weird expectations on people

Like for them I should have went to standard high school and go to uni or something (which is kinda what I'm doing now except it's not)

I went to economy school instead and it was fine

And now I can find work

People that get out of high school can't here

[stark needle]

Lmaoo

Inagine going to high school but not continuing

So ur in a weird limbo

[ruby timber]

(I got a federal certificate with professional maturity if you can figure out what that means in german shadow )

[tender river]

i entered uni hoping it would be a place for research but dropped out when i realized its just a place that prepares you for jobs

[ruby timber]

How to mess up your early life ngl

[stark needle]

Fachmaturitätsausweis or something

[ruby timber]

Probably yeah

You got it

But yeah

economy school was a cheat code

3 years of lazy studies

[stark needle]

Ash

Did u know

[ruby timber]

1 year of internship (paid)

[stark needle]

If u get accepted into cybersoldier in military

[tender river]

(i dont want to be forced to use visual studio as part of my curriculum tyvm)

[stark needle]

U can get a whole bachelors degree in cybersecurity if u do the exam at the end

[ruby timber]

Yes

It's such a cheatcode

But

[stark needle]

U can get a whole ass degree in 1 year

[ruby timber]

You have to get in for that

[stark needle]

Real

[ruby timber]

The army is actually so great in that regard

They'll pay for your truck driving licenses, literal education

Downside?

The army

[stark needle]

I mean it's not that bad

[ruby timber]

I dunno why I'm so scared of it

[stark needle]

At least we arent in conflict or something

[ruby timber]

Dad lore made me scared

[ruby timber]

True

[stark needle]

Also drill sergeants here arent even intimidating lol

[ruby timber]

I have a friend who became a sergeant

[stark needle]

They are suspiciously chill

[ruby timber]

Oh I just remembered the big downside to the army here

German

[stark needle]

I mean

Same for me

French

[ruby timber]

Unless they make a cybersecurity job that can be run with only french-

[stark needle]

Iirc all higher ups speak either french or german

[ruby timber]

True buuut german is most important iirc

I might be wrong

[stark needle]

Nah

Equal

[ruby timber]

That raises my hopes a little

[stark needle]

Cause u got mfs from everywhere

[ruby timber]

True

I'd be going at Payerne

I don't think they have the cybersecurity stuff though

[stark needle]

There was a list

Idk where

Otherwise

I can always grind up the mcdonalds ladder

[ruby timber]

True

I mean

I don't know how viable army careers are as an officer but I heard some good things

Dunno

[stark needle]

What is insane is

U pay no insurance

Or doctors

[ruby timber]

Makes sense

I suppose they pay for your AVS and stuff once you're retired

So you don't have to pay

[stark needle]

Ye

Bad side is u become a slave

To waking up at 5am

And 0 free life

[ruby timber]

My thoughts exactly

I mean, to be fair, the biggest gripe I have with the army is just being taken hostage for almost a year with almost no time to do other stuff during that time

[stark needle]

At least

U get paid

Also

U can scam the army into more money

[ruby timber]

Real

[stark needle]

Basically

If my dad hired me for 3months at his company

With 8000 salary

[ruby timber]

That would be the cheat code

[stark needle]

I could

[ruby timber]

So you get the gain loss allocations and just get paid real well during that time

[stark needle]

Get paid 80%

[ruby timber]

[stark needle]

For the whole period

Instead of the like

69.-/day

[ruby timber]

Mhm

[ruby timber]

Which isn't even that bad since no taxes

[stark needle]

There are

No?

[ruby timber]

I don't think army pay is taxable

Iirc

[stark needle]

Bruhhh

Insane

[ruby timber]

Mhm

[zenith furnace]

hii I need some serious guidance

[stark needle]

[zenith furnace]

I'm building a trade simulator

the backend is going to recieve data from the server. and process it. then it has to send that over to the GUI to display. all that in a manner such that the data processing time is as low as possible

[hoary lion]

[stark needle]

Hyperrrrr

[olive sable]

[hoary lion]

my beloved ones at #programming

[stark needle]

Hyper

I have been trying

[ruby timber]

Welcome to the beloved zone

[stark needle]

To generate training data

[ruby timber]

Where we only have programming discussions and no army related talks at all

[stark needle]

For my retrieval model but

I keep running out of vram

[olive sable]

[hoary lion]

lets download vram

[olive sable]

i wish lmao

[woven temple]

how about we discuss conciousness in AI instead?
pls don't

[olive sable]

no

[stark needle]

buy me

I need

Vram

[olive sable]

[hoary lion]

https://downloadmoreram.com/index.html#download

I will make downloadmorevram.com

because why not

[stark needle]

As a biased disagreeable individual, I believe my prompt has achieved sentience and i have data to back it up

[olive sable]

just use the shared mem at that point

[stark needle]

WAIT

NOT LIKE THAT

[hoary lion]

👀

[woven temple]

that is barely an achievement

[stark needle]

Not buying me😭

[hoary lion]

buy shadow

profit from models

[olive sable]

then wtf did you mean with "buy me"??????

[hoary lion]

[stark needle]

I MEANT BUY ME SOME

[olive sable]

ooooh

[stark needle]

OR TJAT

Look konii is literally the smartest alan turing genius ahh mf i know and she gets it

[olive sable]

how much does 1 shadowlilac cost?

i might buy in bulk, does that give me a discount?

[hoary lion]

1 or 2 lilacs

[stark needle]

????

Who is the rest

[hoary lion]

me

all in

[woven temple]

as a biologist I see no flaw in that logic.
I once wrote print("I am alive") into a python file and now my PC is a living being. it even told me so!

[olive sable]

does the hyperblaze varriant cost less?

[hoary lion]

biggest brain in #programming

[stark needle]

Ye konii very smart

Probably everyone would agree

[olive sable]

too bad she's an ai chatbot

woman dont exist sadly

[hoary lion]

this

I have proved the extinction of woman in online space

[scarlet arch]

Is okay, we got femboys

[stark needle]

@ is this true

Car

Cars my beloved

[olive sable]

[stark needle]

I want car one day

[olive sable]

i thought that rendering to only one colour channel would be easy.
apparently openGL fucking hates it sadly

[hoary lion]

who tf has https://downloadmorevram.com
someone definitely bought the domain and forgot

😠

[stark needle]

Not me

I have

Bwaa.moe

[olive sable]

bwaa.moe is currently unable to handle this request.
HTTP ERROR 503

[stark needle]

Bwaa

[hoary lion]

too many redirects

liar

[stark needle]

Cloudflare

[olive sable]

i mean it does work for minecraft

the domain

server isnt on rn tho

[stark needle]

It is

[olive sable]

it is?

[stark needle]

I forgot password to

Cloud

[hoary lion]

[olive sable]

damn, you should have told me

[stark needle]

Bruh

[olive sable]

i could have been playing modded mc this whole time

i dont think ive played ever since getting the 3090

vice-president's-server

[stark needle]

I have been getting this every day

Free money

[olive sable]

did you ever tunr it of or?

has it been on the whole time?

[stark needle]

I said i forgot

The password

Lol

[olive sable]

rip your wallet

[stark needle]

I have to find my old phone for the authenticator

[stark needle]

Nah

Accidents are for google cloud

✅

[fathom pendant]

Certified o3 moment

[olive sable]

10m is crazy

[stark needle]

I love paying more back to google than i get

Infinite profit

I canceled my gemini subscription

I sint giving them even more money back

And i only ssk stupid questions

To gemini

[haughty briar]

YOU, programming creatures, what do i do with a random i think broken macbook air form 2011

was thinking of turning it a server of some kind

[olive sable]

we need to start funding shadow more.
its sad to watch.

[hoary lion]

'Buy' shadow

[stark needle]

WHY

[olive sable]

i myself would turn it into a media machine, or make an arcade cabinet with it cuz i really want one.
besides that just a basic server i guess

[stark needle]

2011 macbook air cpu is ass

My sis had one

Like

[olive sable]

should be able to run arcade games from 1980 tho

[stark needle]

Even safari would lag

When opening google

[hoary lion]

expose the motherboard

[haughty briar]

arcade cabinet sounds interesting, i do have a fighting stick afterall

[hoary lion]

crack it open

[haughty briar]

display it on the wall

i like your idea

[stark needle]

also is33 i hope ur doing well again from that time

[haughty briar]

i have survived

[small anvil]

How much are you going for

[haughty briar]

some higher up provided me with toten of undying for once

[small anvil]

I can spare a measly 2p

[stark needle]

0$ not for sale

[olive sable]

not for sale apparently

[final tinsel]

toten

[small anvil]

[hoary lion]

hmm

it seems like greedy cloudflare has hands on downloadmorevram.com

[stark needle]

🤤

[olive sable]

im missing the lore but from me too

[stark needle]

Cloudflare

[stark needle]

They ate lead or something lol do u remember

[olive sable]

oh ye

[stark needle]

At the end it wasnt iirc fortunately

[olive sable]

oh, good

[stark needle]

I have the urge of

Laying on the grass and look at the sky at night

[olive sable]

light pollution

[stark needle]

But I'm not allowed to

[olive sable]

"it uses less memory" well ye, its a fucking lavalamp

[hoary lion]

erm actually

[olive sable]

only veds lavalamp is gonna have ram

[hoary lion]

it is because the fluid movements of lavalamp is unpredictable in a reasonable amount of time

[olive sable]

you dont need to do actual image proccesing, it should be fine with an IR sensor

[stark needle]

Anyone want me to be their rng generator

[final tinsel]

can i install u as a python package?

[hoary lion]

tbh I should use lavalamp for my random applications

cause whynot

[stark needle]

No but u can hire me 24$/hr + plane to ur location + a hotel

[hoary lion]

it looks sick

[final tinsel]

mmmm not sure, would you work on embedded systems?

[hoary lion]

what if I go to you

[stark needle]

Where would u stay

[hoary lion]

streets

[final tinsel]

ur moms house

[olive sable]

pip install bwaadow
bwaadow.makeLLMpleasepleasepleaseplease()

[hoary lion]

I love how stupid that idea is

[final tinsel]

ERROR: No matching distribution found for bwaadow ```

[hoary lion]

cloudflare having 64 lava lamps on one wall

[stark needle]

Theoretically since our apartment is so small only choice would be sleeping next to me in my bed but that place is reserved already so no place

[olive sable]

reserved for who?

[final tinsel]

bolts bed outside window

[hoary lion]

https://tenor.com/view/little-john-home-design-galvanized-square-steel-eco-friendly-wood-veneer-expansion-screws-gif-6462874830135141495

[final tinsel]

THIS WAS THE VIDEO I WAS THINKING OF

LIKE LITERALLY THE EXACT ONE

[olive sable]

ah

[stark needle]

[final tinsel]

yk what based

[olive sable]

makes sense

[hoary lion]

lilac has dominance

[final tinsel]

demon core powered RNG

[tender river]

but is there a neuro geiger counter? dont think so

[hoary lion]

lmao

[tender river]

hence, lava lamps are superior

[hoary lion]

use radiation to create randomness

[final tinsel]

ah but that doesnt have the chance of death

[final tinsel]

this is unironically something my uni cubesat team is considering

[stark needle]

chicken pressure plate rng

[final tinsel]

exactly

[final tinsel]

nono

bat

[stark needle]

Yes

My beloved

[hoary lion]

I think the emoji is not pixelated enough

[stark needle]

WYM

[hoary lion]

can we go back to lava lamps

[final tinsel]

room of bananas

[warped narwhal]

Hey! did you know that you just lost this thing called...

-# The Game

[olive sable]

did you know

[stark needle]

[final tinsel]

pip uninstall your_life

mods, twist his balls

[hoary lion]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-testicular-torsion-lowtiergod-fool-gif-17829099525522895736

[olive sable]

this is a pg13 server

[prime ridge]

I've not even seen any mods here b4

unless they just are lurking

[hoary lion]

vanor will come and get you

[stark needle]

What 😭 😭

[final tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-animated-just-some-plastic-gif-17666538621633829096

[olive sable]

vanorsigma, vani, heir, ... have all been here this week

[stark needle]

@

[hoary lion]

Couldn't upload even more accurate representation of 3d animation of balls spinning

i think I would actually get my balls twisted

[stark needle]

What

????

[hoary lion]

phew

[olive sable]

what?

why?

oh

[stark needle]

no one will hold or touch my hands anyways

[olive sable]

damn

brutal

[hoary lion]

[stark needle]

Yes

[final tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-emotional-damage-steven-he-emotional-damage-gif-23428142

[hoary lion]

hand virgin

[olive sable]

lets change the subject

[hoary lion]

okay

have anyone tried contacting cloudflare like this

to buy domain

[final tinsel]

ok. any idea how to fix the error of error: unknown argument: --instruct error: failed to parse flags when running a llamafile with openchat 3.5 Q4_K-M as the model?

[prime ridge]

has anybody used the url bar to search for websites?

[final tinsel]

using llamafile-0.9.3.exe

[olive sable]

yes, that used to be the only way.
next question

[stark needle]

Let's ban konii from this Server because she reached the yearly quota

[olive sable]

it would be funny to have this on starboard tho, just saying

[stark needle]

What is this game about anyways? u keep mentioning it

[hoary lion]

let's gooo

[prime ridge]

Cards

[stark needle]

Is this game something lilac could play

[tender river]

is a big thing in this server's osu! community don't take it from us

[stark needle]

What can RL not solve

[hoary lion]

lilac loves doing smart but dangerous move

probably

[tender river]

balatro is just poker roguelike

[opaque sigil]

adhd poker

[stark needle]

Ok so

Not too bad

No?

[tender river]

it has jokers with special abilities and cards with special abilities

and stuff