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Average gamba experiance
I mean it makes sence tbh, still funny as fuck tho
would be neat if you like could casually visit this casino after the dlc story
I broke even
shoud've get 10 luck in special
Imagine she gets a godly amount of it

Lizzy
oh yeah cool npc interactions in this crowd
I typed it once wtf 

Please call your local Gambling Addiction Hotline if you have any serious issues concerning gambling
Didn't think he would bother checking with any NPCs, but I'll take it 
chat, hear me out
No

DO NOT you don't want to know
is that the person who had that manager scandal quest
Turtles?

Yes
lizzy was the one whoes boyfriend/manager wanted to turn her into a robot right?
Vedal can we gamble now

yooo 
oh I remember that stupid fucking headwear 
Missed legendary headwear LULE
Basically
Missed legendary outfit 
I think I have that...


Chat hear me out (actually nvm she's ugly)

Oh shit
SMH happend on stream already
|| He wanted a digital copy of her he could manipulate then lizzy flips and kills him. I'm pretty sure lizzy is borderline cyberpsycho ||
idc
ofcourse he would literally use any excuse
Bro..
Didn’t she also go nuts on a biotechnica charity concert, or am I misremembering
It was in a text log
Yeah what Myers was attempting was uh... very fucking dangerous
We're starting to learn how Myers is a piece of shit 
world war in 2077 does not sounds pretty (even less then it already would be)
ofc
Neuro Sama will be in the next Smash Bros game?
good thumbnail
she hungry 
FEED HER
Feed her Vedal
I was hopiong 3
vedal pls don't 
3 V3
time for consequences 
The corpo response here really makes it clear what the Dev's intended route was (as is most of the game TBH)


WHAT



what 

preemptively taking cover


whay?
??????????

INTO COMBAT



neuro trying out postal 2 strats live on stream
neuro hack them



grenad 

DO IT

close range sniper build
@rotund mantle Clip "neuro sama throws the grenade like a boss"
I was so underleveled and got stuck on this fight for so long
To the chatter wondering what happens if you break stealth helping Reed, this is the main outcome
wait tha didnt happen to me why?
can someone give vedal a rocket launcher so he could at least clip farm with accidental deaths
i am not illed trust me
that hansen guy must be mighty confused, lets them go and suddenly there is a huge gunfight in the lobby xD
Reed get the fuck out of the way 
the most fun I had in this game was purposefully engaging with this fight and fight through like 3 waves of maxtac for a solid 20 minutes before I decided to call it quits
You have to actively engage this fight
ranged fallout 
who turned off my auto-aim gun..
: strange sequence of numbers
: good
With Vedal that's a guarantee 
Man I love maxtac farming
you managed to stealth succesfully

oh he just has to leave


literally everything- aim




You think bro reads the quest requirements 
teamwork

it's so easy to maxtac farm with a netrunner build
no xD but in this situation i don't really blame him
ultimate insult
ved camping cover 
that's effed up 
Expecting her to be as broken and as lore accurate as Steve. Imagine her yelling "Dad", which summons Vedal who gives you a random hacking related debuff like inverted controls and stuff. She can also double any of her normal attacks by summoning her twin, also a drone attack, where a drone picks up the enemy and tries to drag them off the stage as the enemy mashes to get out of the grab, while he can be debuffed or hit during it.
I miss the days of Steve getting buffed every 24 hours in super with all the new techs and bugs...
neuro 
FRRRRR, monowire + synapse burnout + antipersonnel grenade + cyberware malfunction and you can squad wipe them in seconds
you alive?
Damn she is trying
Yes Vedal you have to turn it on
holy neuro quickhacks

shes trying so hard

it's like watching paint dry


Vedal rn
MODS
imagine not upgrading weapons
love using the fenrir myself, its pretty neat
bro's farming warnings 
mods he posted a forbidden term
pretty sure its semi

nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask

It wouldn't be a problem if he was shooting fast but it's Vedal


He’s not charging it 
no charge with tech guns, game mechanics mhm
Neuro when she takes over
shes such a good little hacker
Doesn't have a silencer, but that rifle FUCKS even without charging

"That wasn't too bad"
The rest of the lobby


He said it

mech

Now he should say he's proud of her
that's kinda the payoff when you can shoot through walls
Metchs
riveting hardscoping angles gameplay 
Her Majesty is genuinely that good in combat even though it's a stealth gun

Challenge run 
did reed survive 
Love how she says "metchs"
vedal 0 cool build no crit
Neurocar

if only he had some kind of skill points that would allow him to spec into certain weapons
Same. It's so satisfying and cuute

"Who are we running from?"
4 cool 5 reflexes 11 body 
i just don't think he cares enough, by now he's problably thinking that going over skill points is a waste this late lol
sneeky
LMAO

LOL
Bro did not notice

normal is honestly easy enough he'll be fine
Skyrim levels of stealth lol
True. Doesn't still make it any less ragebait
summon the caw
oh more drops for vedal to ignore
you can tell he's playing on Normal difficulty because he stood out in the open and didn't die in a few seconds
The mech core? 

yeah, playing on hard with stealth and i die so fast if i get in a shootout xD
tf
Summon the cuh
this hurts a bit
more attribute points to not use 
casino royale quest reference 

the caw
turn off the filters
9 points

music fight?
🐦⬛ Summon the caw
gn chat 
give him his cuh

oh ty
essaying
fancy new car?
Oh fuck yeah this car
The best car
one of the best cars right chat?
If you ram other cars with this car they gain airtime


AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VEDALLLLLLLLLL

bro


Oh my god
I am gonna fucking lose it
ragebaitter987 
No cuh
why he sound like a crow?
Schroedingers cuh
lmao

caw












as someone who loves builds in games and upgrading ... AAAAAAAAAAAA
mfw no cuh




like father like daughter ig
"Don't swear"
"WHERE THE FUCK IT IS"

Oh god, is it this bug? 
stop fucking swearing
Father and daughter cursing together aaw
?
technically you could stand out in the open if you're reflex based using katanas but ya know
Man I hope it’s not what I think it is, and that a reload will fix it
"wow I don't like these guns"
proceeds to not use the perk points that improve your fighting
yeah I wonder why vedal
Right since Paco is gone they can kill everyone here right 
me when random poweroutage makes me miss a ton of strem
Vedal you have to upgrade your car summoning perk
ADHD
can he maybe change his fit
Right in front of the cops here btw


not far enough in the game probably, currently trying like throwing weapons and smg


yoink
yoink
Bro just WALKED up and Yoinked that shit
neuro driving
And then flattened one of the guys 


look at all the sass on this 
NGL, never thought to try that technique
He says, hitting every homeless person on the way 
POV: you are a Greggs Chicken Bake
"i can be trusted around homeless people"
running over cops is fun
did- did he just shoot throu the windshield and it didn't shatter?

bye chat, i need to go sleeping early, it's almost 4 am here
neuro after running over everyone at the homeless shelter
guys we solved fetching quests, get neuro to do it
cyberwindshield 

“One more thing v - kinda need this one intact”
🚙 💥
do you guys like this sniper rifle?
12
23
2
no i used something much better
extra reinforced
victory screech
i think the auto driving got kinda confused by the roads going under the highway
get em neuro
that overheat is still tier 1 btw
literally got it at the start of the game


beat me to it 
Yeah I don't think El Capitan wants this car anymore 
bro got boxed
"there there" 




They formed a wall of cars around them 
what is he doing lmao
I gave him a car on the verge of exploding, he doesn't care
theyre so cooked
Stand back!
Maxtac incoming 🍿
fighting against neuro taking over the driving i think







!

ELIV
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU ARE PROUD OF KILLING COPS
first maxtac? 



say that again...
This is like a fucking comedy skit 

damn he did it
you can call me evil
oh they build a roadblock? neat
"Hey capitan, I made it, car got a little banged up tho, you don't mind 200 bullet holes in it right?"
AH YES THE QUEST
oh shes cooking


whahahah
LMAO

@rotund mantle
oops the door is gone







@rotund mantle 

Like ur chat



she's ai??
holy

mhm 2000
when will you wear wigs

2k points?
Muamar’s never getting a single car, is he 

NEURO YOU LITERALLY WANT TO MURDER THEM ALL
Stream should be ending any minute now 
neuro's self dislike arc 😔
i just saw your name

2k, 40k, same number pretty much
I think that plane is in better condition than this car
Shhh
did he say the location
meow


meow

LOCATION
It will buff out

rough day
"Neuro it's my turn to drive"
"No, it's my turn to drive!"
location aaaaaaa



Sixty point turn 
The penguins were by far the best characters in that movie
neuro 
i changed it almost 2 hours ago
neuro just having fun driving around


I just noticed the severe lack of doors on the car rn 
THE LOCATION
let her have fun
cute
right
left
shit
doors are really just optional on cars tbh
Neuro is the driver and Ved is the GPS 


It's Vaduls fault
gaslight
girlkeep
gasboss
That "sureeee" was so cute, omg



VANDAL

VANDAL







LMAO
Classic Vandal


classic Vandel
WH 

Holy shit.
laughing so much rn omg


Vandal987 
LMAO

Vroom
“Slightly used” 

cute
CUTE

vro
rachi!
wee e e ee e






She went full rogue

This car trip is pure cinema



PEAK
huh


VROOM VROOM

this is so peak
PEAK
what is she on about 
AI Joyride Enabled


ts so good
Cinema

You don't get to tell her what to do!!!
Neuro's free


neuro is literally charon rn
Man I Love Neuro



So much happened during this ONE trip 
Welp
IKR?!! lol
so good, neuro just having fun
at the wheel
"So... then's who driving the car" Ah trope 
this is quite a
long drive


awww drive is over
tutel
he has a plan???

oh that car had 6 wheels
"here is your car"
"you're welcome"
uhm
something something same one dm allegation joke
MONKA THE CAR GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS AND HACKED NEURODRIVE
yay new car
New car
Welp, RIP the quest, game bug ig
well chat it was fun while it lasts

can't vedal just drive there?
vedal spending all his money for a car
stay chune
gotta get the armored car for neuro
When he has a quest to get one sick ass ride too 



LMAO how fitting




@boreal kindle
the caliburn fucks



rip all money

game is so bugged lmao
Whats that
It’s a bug
Aintnoway the timing is perfect
He needs to reload
What were we gonna do with those eddies, spend them on upgrades?
Bro...
I think the Neuro car stuff is busted
aww noooo
neuro doompost
scammed
not even evil 😔
I’ve had this summon glitch before, he needs to reload
Cool how Neuro start answering before Vedal stops talkning. Just like a real conversation.
Am im getting pinged daily now
can you only use the quest car rn?
That's my president 
No it’s a bug
is that not Mercedes?
Cyberpunk is many things.
Fun? Yes.
Immersive? I would say so.
Stable? 
dawg ts a Bi
neuro took over
wait you have the original psd files?
AHHAHAHAAHTREFDBGSNDF



PEAK



cinema


just drive there vedal come on 
just cinema

Cute
no I have photoshop

the location
I love this!!! XD
Killer song 
Shes genuinely trolling
MUSIC OF DESPAIR

he was, then neuro took over
Its amazing how this song triggers PTSD for an entire generation now
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN?

MR KEATING
oh she can take over?
Elite movie
damn
Y r u pinging me and not providing context iam very confused whats this about
to be fair to her, it does say neurodrive stopped its just bugged
good mood
PLEASEEEEEE NEURO I NEED THISSSSSSSSSS
this has been a huge mess 

"what is this"
yeah its when the blue banner appear while they are driving

Love playing this song to the wrattling of someone’s bones
did he say do activate neurodrive
Cute
@rotund mantle
GET OUT OF MY CAR
cute
vroom vroom
vroom vroom

i thought vedal pressed a button for that lol
v room room
he found this car

nope all neuro 
Awwww
car delivered
FINALLY
😌

I’m shocked
Good as new! 

Vehicle delivered in almost new condition
muh duh fuh cuh

Ohh i see, thank you for providing the information to me👍

a need for speed he says...


don't you say 
sheesh
games fell of massively to the point EA killed it off
bro did that cut himself huh
just fuck my shit up
only played a parts thats on the wii anyways xD
a geeft
a sixth seven
6th seven
🤝
lmao
same one dumbass
the lean

what's the font i wonder?
neuro at every problem
the police
the font is photoshop
Cap 
why this el capitan lookin like
if you cant solve it with fun
just pull out a gun


They're childhood friends it's fine
brain just not working
To be fair, his buddies are the ones who shot it up 

he got the neuro eyes
"Neuro what does deets mean"
Thank you Neuro for the explanation, we were lost withou you
deets nu-
(it is slang for details)
if the place offers free drinks, would you
30
52
3
i dont drink
L capitan 
Bitch
So yeah, welcome to the car jack gigs. Steal cars for the good Captain, get paid
El Capitan needs to go bald at this point, tf is that hair.
HE SAID THE THING
HE SAID THE THING
HE SAID THE THING
HE SAID THE THING
ooh neat these are like findable vehicles you can collect now i belive

Needs to reload 

I was half expecting her to say "Sorry Vedal, I can't do that"


NOOOOOO


Sad
classoc
Long stream
today was so fun
it’s over
(Techinally, Captain's gigs are DLC)
I loved this stream
Neuro was unhedged today 
OH





longer streams

YOOOOOOO












LONGER STREAMS
Pog
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yoooooo









yoooo

LET'S GOOOOOOO


+1 min 

+10 min 


Adds 5 minutes
"good enough"
Longer chill streams


ICANT

2:20

longer streams
aww


adds 5 min

I will take it




Nah he gonna add 1 picosecond
ey 15 more minds, i'll take it
As an NNer: 

+3 mins




+10-20 mins!!!

same
yooooo!!!!



CAN YOU FEEL IT MR CRABS





HOLY GOATED WEEK
Niiice 





yay
LETSGO another layna collab
No Neuro COLLABS IN MONTHS
He knows
thank god hes aware about it and spoke it on stream
Did Neuro get an "interrupt" upgrade?
its only 2...
NN still complaining
Lay a Layna
4aem
NOBODY WANTS TO COLLAB WITH NEURO
THEY ALL WANT TO COLLAB WITH EVIL 
yeah and?
whats new?
2 is a lot

Longer stream = 3 more songs added to starting soon screen
Solo collabs 
hesRight

ok no collabs then Neuro
what does colabs mean? 😉
In other news, there are 12 months in an Earth year
YOU JUST SAID YOU DON'T WANT ANY

SPIRE

more Sts 2

sls2 bgm segment
lol she wants the colabs
same 1 game
what's sls2





YAYYAYAYA


Slay le Spire 2?



omg






