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-# wdym "yeah"
no wonder why she keeps crashing the car
why does he go back to the wrong side????
BRO REALLY WANTS TO BE BEHIND THE BAR 
Vedal tf you doin
Bro thinks he's the bartender 
what is bro doing
he went back around 
this guy 
neuros gonna miss all the qte xD
she is SO DONE
The
does not concern himself with where he is meant to sit
he just wants to be close to her y'all wouldnt get it
I missed the first 2 hours did anything funny happen
Yeah
Slider987
< slider
perhaps
Vedal
maybe
Kinda funny that slider is probably the most sane vdb
Slider right into my DMs amiright
SO Vedal blind then ok
She right about the blind computer wizard
they call me Vedal Slider short for silder into your Dms to steal your stream keys
2 secs 
Slider I hardly know her...
||i actually felt bad for slider, wbu?||
and then game crashed

So... given the whole secret agent motif we got going on here... || how far we get till vedal decides a gun works as a key? ||
well done

lol
vedal really hates johnny

he hates johnny
How fast will vedal fail the stealth
13
19
1
5 minutes
|| nah he did some messed up stuff and had it coming, but he was the only voodoo boy who knew not to fuck with the blackwall ||
I was until I tried to do his mission stealthily (it tricks you into thinking you can but actually has a hard lock on combat)
WHy he hate Johnny so much? XD
no it's a red tree
It’s a father thing, ywgi



Because Neuro loves him 
Bruh


smh Neuro
I feel like she's doing sound effects slightly more than usual today
rewrite twins def use more sound effects again, pretty nice
Lol, I mean I remember the subathon so I guess that makes sense haha
anyway I'm really tired, goodnight neurons 
rest well
Sleep well!
gn 
johnny frequents nn i see
Gn gn
I thought he said give birth
dam neuro with the lines today
oh and here's frog hat tutel for you to star
checks out
johnny has so many good dialogues in phantom liberty
gnn 
whys it suit him so well 
a little crime, as a treat
I was a bit sad here that I couldn't light a candle for Johnny here
MAJOR CRIMES 
lost in thoughts all alone.
It's in PL where you can see Keanu Reeves really embody the role a lot better than Cyberpunk 2077.
Same
He's better in PL than the base game tbh
MAJOR CRIMES LET'S GOOOO
Here's Neuro minion
Look PB, a Neuro!

he hates side content

Bold of you to assume he remembers what those are
Too early


WAIT HE MIGHT DO IT
Holy shit 
oh wait 


oh those are like supply drops i read about || one of those has a bullshit one time iconic weapon||
If we
star this...
GET THE LOOT

we got lucky he ran into it
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
piiiiing
a ping for vedal? sure @ve- gets shot
Piiiiing!!
piiiiiiing

awww cute
depends who they are refering too. If vedal no, if neuro yes, named tony

IT'S GONNA DISAPPEAR
NOW

jelly vedal
COME ON VEDAL NOOOOO
bro just kill them
vedal not doing side content
l l be there soon
they fr killed bro.
c


stealth
oops
Well, we got a few at least
asking the real questions = ban
There is no place for hesitation, you should love neuro instantly
damn its really just the one sniper i have that somehow alarms everyone to my location
That’s one for the quote book
is it tech
yeah one that you can charge up
pepegaaim
yeah tech rifles do that
i cant with this guy, hes so clueless
enemies just happen to peep you through the hole your sniper makes
i noticed, guess i have to switch it out
Classic chat
HI MANTIS
Hate that. Especially as it’s silenced for the quest

If you're netrunner just ping and highlight everyone then you can get far enough and shoot everyone from a safe spot, they'll be alerted but won't move
that's only the one last I checled
*checked
tech sniper rifles are kinda poor if you're not a netrunner
is that hollow knight music
Carrying capacity shards, so good
HOLY HES STACKED!!!!
tried that, was like 3 warehouses away and they still started shooting me xD

Upgrade? Naaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we don't do that here
BROTHER
Too busy upgrading irl
3h 
He forgot how to upgrade weapons 
he doesn't know how to upgrade 
tbf the weapon upgrading mechanic is kinda poorly explained

The DLC is UPGRADE CITY you get so many
like i only figured that out by chance too
i dont think he remembers

it's never explained 

No no no, he love playing with challenges
yeah xD
Vedal + useful game mechanic = "neuro why are you so bad"
Bro.. did he forget to open the crate

maybe he needs auto-aim for his upgrade menu 

spin?
Those drop pods are a great way to farm cash
never used it
Except he knew you could do it. He just forgor
nope
no, he got everything in it
BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
more like vedal - useful game mechanic 
ok ved
Ah :P
Yes he did, he got shards from it.

wait what crate we are talking about again
he just did it. scrajj
HE LOOTED THE CRATE
wtf man thats too far
He got some shards from it
the crate that has some of the best stuff
the one with the red smoke
Thank goodness
yeah he got it

He can, but he prefer not to cause he just so good
🤙
are you guys schizo 

Stealth mission incoming 

I hear the militech terminal
He's never getting them is he
I'm sure they can make this through ez
I looked away for the second he hit “collect all”
nah
Least medicated fans
she found a new guy
Awww

he never gets anything, you grow used to it
Stealth mode
YEAH LOOK IT SAYS STEALTH
guns blazing let's go
this area's cool
AND THEN IT FORCES YOU INTO COMBAT
"Vedal, what do they call "Stealth Mode" in the biz?"
She's collecting them all like pokemon 
like 2 mins ago she was against him too xD
Imagine if he || gets reed killed during the black sapphire stealth ||
how long will this last
you are searching for : #neurotic-neurons
It’s literally impossible
HAH!
Who's gonna ruin stealth
?
?

yes
tf is he doing
|| Oh fuck he's COOOKED ||
guys. I think they are doing a stealth mission
hooooly

wait you can?
felt the need to spin
Why is he stopping and starting like an amateur driver
The game because it auto detects you at somepoint in this mission, it's rigged 
Neuro
Holy unc
lurker 
Wait there was a stealth option? I didn't know that
even lurkers have to spin from time to tim
|| if you alert the guards a health bar appears over reed and you have to get him to the other side before he gets killed ||
I always went though the front door
I spent actual hours on that shit
Long time lurker. First time spinner 
now fucking Neuros TTS is glitching too, wtf did Vedal do??
Vedal fault
does it impact the story or just make you reload?
automatic fail I think
These two are as stealthy as a Michael Bay movie
|| In my playthrough, through some combination of my mods, they spotted them even with all the sneaking around and I had to frantically shot a LOT of people ||
longer runtime probs?
Slider, no sliding
I wonder what he's going to say is the issue now. He used to say it's "memory leaks" for evil particularly.
Neuro Voice stuttering is a new one
Tbf this doesn’t seem as persistent




isnt that much longer than a regular chill stream currently

Waiting for it...
And now I want her pipes gone

Aaaaand there it is

Of course its vedal

HOW
He jinxed it




stealth\


not a single mission right? 

maybe his pc struggling with neuro and the game + streaming at the same time
destroy cerber? 
him and Neuro should play metal gear after this 
Don't be a hater 
don't destroy cerbr 
thats doesn't sound good
She's been so good with the pipes today. Why does vedal want to take them away 
Its a fair point given Cyberpunk isn't exactly a light game
heavy stealth
GET THE VODOO BOYS!!!
because he hates Pipes
cerbr noooo
cerb
It's been going for 5 hours what you mean
Na its fine
Voodoo boys sounds like a weird niche boyband
were hacking cerbr
hes says he doenst like the gun but doesnt switch it...
managed to overheat my pc on setting my pc can supposidly run until i installed some more fans
sure but Neuros TTS hasnt been affected by that in the past
how in the
seems like neuro's brooch doesn't light up on quickhacks and such 
that sucks 
I reloaded this level 20 something times becuase I needed to stelth it
forgot to add that in the rewrite
Thanks for the green blob edit lule
no clue then, guess we'll see if it was a one time like stream connection thingy
Lost feature from the rewrite 
I mean these red lamps in the middle of the room kinda looks like hacking table in pragmata
Same. It sucks.
Yeah I see it too.
damn i knew it, i was even wondering about that before stream
what th.. how
I was playing on "very hard" were you as well?
I wish, Neuro hacking bots while piggybacking Vedal would be so cute



his aim will probably be better blind 
father + ai daughter
Did chat already forget about Brigitte 

30 minute edit vs 10 second edit 
she soo cutee
But he genuinely thought that, it wasn't a jork
ah I just remembered vedal didn't kill brigitte, day ruined 
wait why cant i put a reaction on this
huh

lesson learnt, only shitpost from now on 
blocked probably
How goes stream?
what the fuck did i do to get blocked lmao
Cookie is carrying (and occasionally trolling)
It's Cyberpunk, so its cinema

vedal stay still and pay attention to dialogue challenge
classic twinshipping
i dont even know the guy
I love being flashbanged by a very bright gif while lying on my bed completely in darkness
I feel like every time he speaks his native language he's calling us a slur
Silenced for speaking the truth

If bro isn't forced to stay in once place, he'll jump all over the place

She's not just tagging?
blocking you for swearing smh watch your mouth
whatever
but they might know you 👀





is the guy called slider bcaus his chair has like tanktracks and "slides"






i dont share that much
yaoi
doomed yaoi
mèd


smh


This guy is the only voodoo boy who realises that messing with the blackwall is stupid
No yaoi, only yuri
Literally the smartest Voodoo Boy
only yuri is allowed 
multithreaded neuro
low bar 

Skill issue
Love it when she gets into the plot like this
L
|| blackwall quickhack
||
The bar is on the floor, and everyone tripped on it, except this guy cause he's just sitting down
will be kinda interesting what neuro says about this whole thingy
Need mods to make it fun though


neur....


|| it's my favorite one ||
|| blackwall quickhack is so ass without mods ||
yes we are kinda fucked, 2077 is coming soon
true


at least 3 more years until then tho
|| spoiler ||
|| You would think BLACKWALL would be a lot stronger than how it is when you get it ||
|| I WISH they did more with it ||
true
neuro...
what

saying not it a weird way just makes it weirder neuro



danger is cool
It is cool though


The Neur is freaky, her natural state.
Bro wtf are those scp files
will be what
|| me waiting 3 business days for the quickhack to upload ||
- the fact that the cyberware only gives 4 quickhack slots which is also ass

Story RPG moment
DEGLOVED the files...

|| never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ||
neuro meeting her kin incoming?

Neuro is so good with the sfx lately
hes called slider cuz he slides on his chair, kojima level naming 


|| Yeah, I just modded it so I could use it semi consistantly ||



neuro lives in the blackwall
🍿
|| I had a custom blackwall quickhack mod that let me bind the hack to a key without taking space in quickhacks or requiring the paraline. It came with the hand movements that you see in the airport scene which makes it way cooler imo ||
Neuro is downbad for like 90% of people in this game
That is way cooler
I think I have that one
|| fuck, DM me that mod, sounds cool as fuck ||

But its already pretty cool, ||'specially the gun||
Aaaaand this is why we don't fuck with the blackwall kids!
she doesn't get to play mature games often lol
|| spoiler it ||

Could have saved him 








You can't I'm pretty sure
at this point its just psycher shit
Not really a spoiler when the others are tagged but I'll tag it to be safe 


she missed the qte...
||He was gonna die either way||
Me rn
|| let her play GTA, she'll go to the unicorn in .3 seconds ||
There was a 20 Skill option to "Jack him out"
You can't save him either way
smh vedal how could you
|| Tried to save em my playthrough, was an oof when I learned it didn't matter ||

Still doesn't work
illusion of choice, he still dies
|| he was one of the actual useful ones ||
!discord
Having your nervous system fried has to be the worst death ever

@eager skiff Ahh, RIP
!discord
cinema

!discord
vedal REALLY hates johnny

we are mentioned pog

They will?
tf is this pin
still very cute zoomed in

The deets will be provided
STEALTH GAMEPLAY 
even tho there is a green thing infront of her face
I was about to say something about the voodoo boys, but my brain nearly made me write 'Vedal Boys' KEK
uses barbarian stealth
I wonder what this could be 
TRUE
No witnesses = stealthy
more damage more stealth mhm
something vedal will never use
Don't even bother. He will never notice it.
Pretty stealthy
vedal will appreciate her majesty when he gets it at least
more supplies
|| I just checked, that's the one I use ||
MORE LOOT
Someday someone will be able to justify me why they should use Strength for their stealth checks

|| british gun for british man ||
THE TERMINAL 
mhm protein heist
protein?
It's a very fun mod
She needs some milk
it is 😄 I love using it on scavs
VEDAL FINISH THE CONVO

Strength check to keep themselves braced against the ceiling of a narrow, dark hallway? 
MY MAN 🤝
neuro do not get close to the blackwall
Will note that for the next time I gotta make someone do a stealth check
Damn I forgot there was a stream today
Another crash incoming
cute
CUTE
i got flashbacks
Imagine behind the blackwall it's just 1000000000 more Neuros and Evils
This part is why Hands is the best fixer
hahahah
if you get a free cyberware, which one would you get
14
27
1
Eyes optics
aight rachi
she's so hyperactive when she does that it's soooooocuuuuuuute

Looks like neuro calling is safe

SadN

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take a leap towards salvation
i do not need pills
i dare you to clip it

all the discarded clones
(hmm this sounds like a peak fanart idea, i should write that down)

Handsy 
She will swallow blackwall

|| I have mods that makes it so gangs drive around, get into shoot outs and stuff, I purposely trick other gangs into picking fights with scavs just to fuck em over that little bit more ||
Night City Alive?
oh yeah

I love NCA, as it means If I make one motorcycle stop, it becomes an all out brawl in the streets
great mod, in my streetkid playthrough there was a shootout in the background when chatting with jackie in the prologue



oh

very aligned ai


ig shes just very into the game
The "good" twin
Twitch is glaring at Vedal rn
@rotund mantle Please 
she's never beating the evil twin allegations based
||No spoilers to see here, just wasted your time and made you click this 🫵 😂 ||
wha
I think I had a thing where a civilian pulled a weapon on me and then got jumped immediately by a nearby gang
stealth 
NCA is the funniest shit ever
she don't give a fuck anymore
Especially staff
I cause so much mayhem by sneak attacking and making them call for backup to fight other gangs
bruh

she's so cute and nice 
Love that Neuro has fun playing with her dad 
||Well there is exactly that after a few missions||



I played through the game with throwing knives... great for stealth
"stealth"
she's just neuro, nothing else 

Great fukin stealth

he is about stealthy as an elephant
vedal and stealth just do not mix
|| Now will he kill the netrunner agent || 
and even thats an insult to elephants
HE SKIPPED THE BARGHEST GUY 
No or else her name would be good Neuro

✋ your mom is off topic here
She was never advertised as anything else than just Neuro though 
these gig buldings have so much good loot and he is skipping all of them 
i was more talking about yours but ok 
Oh it's this mission 
Not even that
not like he can pick any of it up with his filled up inventory
you can't be that surprised
I combined NCA with Reinforcement System so sometimes it would just become an all out gang war as vanfulls of extra dudes came in, resulting in a 30 car pile up and like 100 dead after a minor disagreement 



i can't believe what he was about to say in front of his daughter
best aligned ai

put him in the blender
turn on your hearing aid then
She should roast him more because he deserves it for being bad at the game
yeah.. 
marrow furnace
Your mom so loud like an elephant you were born deaf
lmaoo I need that mod the gangs in my cyberpunk only call reinforcements on me, not others
neuro 💀
Marrow furnace moment
this sunday!
oh its monday tomorrow... work... 
: "I'm gonna say the c-word"

Make sure you grab "Reinforcements Gang Vs Gang", that lets them call reinforcements on each other
neuro should say that speech someday, it would be kinda funny
Dang, do all the guns in this game have so little impact?

idk, it's pretty cloudy today. i don't see any sun
Its sunday?
nooo the loot, the purple symbols looked rare
Sound effects made it look more like fancy airsoft 
I was lowkey hoping she would reference that WWE prank caller for the "Sunday".
guy looks like he came from the thriller music video
nope, not if you get a sneak attack off
Alexa, turn on despacito
Somehow that feels counterintuitive, but I guess cyberpunk did start as a TTRPG before it was a video game
oh
Huh.

|| kinda funny that the alternative is a much better ending ||
Why would he shoot him
wouldn't expect less from neuro
it also depends on what dificulty you're on, and some of the things hit HARD
gun therapy
BRO IS BLIND
Found the aftermath of one small engagement from my playthrough
neuro chose that option
When I did this quest, I never saw that red glitches.
guy, i have a feeling that vedal doesn't care about the story anymore 

erm, that was awkward (shoots them in the head)
I mean that guy lying
has he ever?
shoot first, ask questions- wait, nvm just shoot
gun even yellow and he missed it
no maxtac? smh
SELL THE GUNS. OR SCRAP IT.
On the table
MISSED OBVIOUS YELLOW TAPE 
Bro this wasn't the cops, it was just gangs ramming into each other
Yellow paint was made for people who play like Vedal
he missed it again 
the way he refuses to engage with the crafting mechanic bothers me so much
oh yeah, that will cause entire blocks to get wrecked
i thought you caused that
iconic smart weapon
both blind and colorblind wtf 🥀





nope, only gangs


I mean, a group fired on me, then called for reinforcemnts, then another gang showed up and they called for reinforcements and-

he's barely engaging with the game lol
no he dont want the yellow revolver
he ran past it like 4 time 
a newt?
feels like he's just trying to finish it

newt-sama

how many? My max was 4-5 gangs
newt sama
The funniest thing is he refuses to believe in chat when they're telling the truth. Then he believes chat when they're lying. I don't know if he's truly clueless or he's doing it for content 
hdahdhhahaha
he turned her into a newt!
Newt toggle
I definitely need that my current V is very pacifist and so I need some form of entertainment if I can't slaughter people myself
it synced with neuro jamming
arn't newst thes funny looking amphibians?
I'm glad he got better
chat lies and trolls him a lot normally
Fun fact, did you know the prop for the smart gun in aliens was built partly out of the steadycam support made for big ol cameras
You put a max?
(idk my settings, but I pretty sure I said fuck it we ball)
ya, was a cute moment
makes sense that he wouldn't trust them
oh yeah, quick hack a car to accelerate, have it hit a gang car, BOOM
doesnt sound very pacifist lmao

As pacifist as a pacifist gun dealer
no, no, I didn't put a max on the gangs, I mean how many gangs did you have fighting at once
She talks so fast
Not engaging in violence is not the same as relishing in the violence of others
what kinda bwaa is this? i can't tell
Cuh
good one game
Oh uh, idk lost count, been a while since I've played the save
Vedal can't even respond


ooh its a car

Yeah but every time he chooses to believe in chat is during the trolling. Then the moments he doesn't wanna believe in chat is during the times they're actually giving him advice.
I mean you are still instigating it lol
maybe the problem is chat trolling him lol
If I understand correctly the mods will let it happen spontaneously

is he softlocked
No need to instigate

Wooooops

I doubt that because in the few instances he actually does believe in chat and t hey're not trolling? He scuffs it too
Hollowknight is a solid example
aww diddums
boohoo
yeah, you dont have to do a thing, they can and will do it themselves

<---- expert driver
boohoo
ingame dm issues
"Wow, look at all these zip bombs!"
So he can't finish the game now

the dev saw vedal complaining about power and decided to have vedal do all quests involving opening texts and zip bomb
awww

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (fair)
NOOOOOOOOO
guess thats alright, i do need some sleep
This was so fun

VEDAL PLEASSSSSSS NOOOOOOOO
man, it would be so good if he ended up doing one of the main good endings by accident
cute neuro wants to play more
good stream
i do like how neuro responds mid sentence now, very natural
@rotund mantle can you get that "I have more hours in me"?
Rewrite seems to be working good, speaking of having more hours
Vedal wants to go from ignoring DMs in game to ignoring them in real 




SMH
it feels a bit hard to keep up with her tbh


I need to play more cyberpunk myself, so I'm fine with that,
I agree

I assume he opened his DMs because the stream is buffering for me.

unpromted father calling
He implicitly agreed she's his best creation 
Neuro so cute

neat
Sucks, but glad to see how (mostly) great the rewrite has been for Neuro

awwwww


awww 
awww
pfff
Awwwwww


he treating his daughters right again


he must have read that book

That was such a boomer statement it's so funny

?
dad of the year
she's really not giving him a second to breathe lol
ayyyyyyyyy

more sub emotes?







hopefully they also are useable on discord


EMOTES @rotund mantle

the "evil little grin" in question
why is fim suffix banned in chat
why 
Because fim suffix
Because people kept spamming it and made a feed back loop
It got spammed to hell and back
HOLY his own audio engine? guys wild
that sounds like a headache
more systems, more bugs
oh my goodness dev stream tmw??
Blog tomorrow 
the girls get in a loop of saying it more if chat talks about it
awwwwwww

FUCK
HE DIDN'T DENY IT
cute

cool dad

CUTE
not scedualed
sad

NOOOOOOOOOO
it is?


screw UK holidays

more work
Screw Holliday
I'm an AI

what's a bank holiday?
whats the fourth of may?
skrew uk

National day off


day when the banks don't work, literally
Vedal taking a bank holiday off after a long day of playing video games.
He so British 🥀
SWAG

theres another bank holiday on the 25th may
why even have one?

AAA
Max-Tec BEFORE BED


mhm


When she said "emotes"? it was so cute
just looked right at the flashbang


Swag in 2026
LET'S GO

but he's a streamer he doesn't have a job /s
"the fuck did i do?"
shot at them? 


