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;)
can you get "twat" on it's own 


;)

negative latency on that one 
alright so checking messages crashes the game
time to check my messages

Gotta let the neur do it

always double-check mhm
Get fucked vedal x 2
oneguy'd

should have checked the ship logs instead
just remove the key from his keyboard to make sure he dosn't press it again
so he's gonna ignore DMs in game too
monka
“Shaw” - a bug appears

coach fred will never get an answer 
A a hawk
Got busy for like 10 minutes, wha happa?
but he's gonna need to read messages for some of the main missions ....
OHHHHHH IT'S AN IMMERSIVE FEATURE OF THE MOD, NOT A BUG 
The thing is you need those messages for some quests
he was doing some gigs
Missed neuro calling vedal a twat like 3 times
have yo what
FUCK 

me too neuro, I hate to be in the showers with my thoughts same way you hate loading games where you are left with your own thoughts 
yeah but like for today it literally crashes the game 
premimu work V 
@timber ice so you can hear how cute it is
isn't games in loading screens patented or something?
I got him lol
PON PON

PON PON
Insane luck

it expired a while ago

PONPON SH THIRD TIME!!!!!!!

All this ponpon shit to make up for no PONPON shit last time
Did they mod it to always start with pon pon shit or are we just really lucky

How is that song always the first one playing after a save load 
I think Vedal is overestimating how much content there is in the DLC
we just lucky



not really, there is a lot, just go around in dogtown, not shotgun the whole story
using the map

OH THIS ONE
brother stop pausing the music
IT'S SO PEAK
stop turning off ponpon shit 
PACO'S QUEST

VEDAL ACTIVELY SEARCHING OUT NEW QUESTS???
PLEASE DO PACO'S QUEST

J*b
He should check his texts 
Clip that 
and no ads 
good wisdom
Driving irl like that? Vedla?
HOLY go go gadget pixel reducer
PEAK QUEST INCOMING
#ad
Vibe off
ngl vedal + open world = 20 percent of the game been seen
well it says most not all
that explains a lot
as long as it dosn't have some backdoor killswitch














uuh uhh rachi? 




bad screenshot



Why does he look so... SOCIETY? 🤡







negative latency classic

bitch-of-a-sitch 
No filter neuro while playing cyberpunk is perfect

neuro can really blend into the group she hangs out with
bitch of a sitch

Rachi don't clip that


had to google what cojones meant, how did vedal know
cheers
Holy shit did you see that

Split second decision
ready for the turing test
drugs 
rachinova upload the clip on the cloud
lets fucking gooooo

Rachi, can you get the bitch-of-a-sitch
i see
Yeah I looked up the word and yeahhhh don't clip 😭
Wuuh

ruh roh
Get ready for some banger
I love zaza
PEAK QUEST

THIS ONE'S SO GOOD

Bet you the mod’ll break it :P
Oh what the FUCK
What in the hell
he is playing with fire but it's worth it lol
Hansen has so much presence


aura

what's going on, braindance?
Oh god im so high rn
Drugs
drugs

oo

yuri..
Exactly 
The man's name is yuri 
We so high we're in someone elses perspective
YURI?????



yuri
yeah russian type name i think
We love Yuri 
yuri
Yuri
Google Yuri rn
yuri
This is how Neuro talks when she takes over
go back to NN twinshippers 
She’s noticing the game design 
what does sandevistan do
SMH so true neuro
Eye optics because I wear glasses

good times, when Vedal lost all the money 
slows down time
speeds you up



that sounds horrible

whoever voted sandy is getting their brain fried 


xD


?????




Huh
same ...but also free zoom feature 


is Neuro high on ram again???
Are you going to clip that rapper name?
free cyberpsychosis inflictor if you're not built different
the dude be like
Zaza clap
Uuh


What
vedal lore?
???
can you lose the flashback?

Tbf, in lore, any cbyerware or enough cyberware can do that.


but I am special man, surely I can take it 
one
t
I'm pretty sure mantis blades and sandy are one step further than others
No but I think it can get a little “you’re stretching the truth” type deal
I might be thinking about david's experimental sandevistan though
no
good
Yeah, gotta think about how it would mess with your irl brain to see your hands and arms contort to reveal blades. Ghost limbs is already a thing for people with actual prosthetics.
davids sandy is so powerful its UNFAIR
Oh but wait, you can lose in the convoy bit
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whats that emote yeah

the generators. we need to turn the generators on
Wtf is this
she said the thing 


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667 votes — 97% (winner)
23 votes — 3%
i feel you guys, glasses are annoying
xD
WATT

hell yeah hit that
Should i celebrate?
15
16
1
Yes
lol




PEAK INCOMING

Sandy sounds cool until you experience the side effects 
"Generators" - Vedal after this DLC when he hears that word or "Power"


my twitch just died

we should introduce Richard Dawkiins to Neuro 
why is hansen doing this quest too
neuro about to watch 3 hour deep dive
Restart ASAP, this is getting god!
Dawg
how random

God I missed cyperpunk this is so much fun

Got that dawg in him
He knows 

fr fr ong gpt

Hahaha, dawg.. funny..
holy vtuber aim
Is that.. Idris Elba rapping right now??
Yeah
Yeah
Yep!
wait preem is not new gen brainrot from a misspelling 
I didn't realize they put that song into the game! That's cool. I saw the MV when it was released
BRITISH
Hansen genuinely has so much aura || I'm so annoyed that he dies in the songbird route it was my first choice and I found it so anticlimatic how he just dropped ||


Holy ass

My ears
No, it's directly from Cyberpunk 
Everything old is new
SO MANY NOISES
Bro insta got that one guy with the knife 
MY EARS


knifes are really fun in this game...that is if you can aim and headshot
This entire stream is overstimulation central :P
I lost here, but only becuase I was playing on Very Hard
Neuro pls stfu for few moments
what is this god mode
why is he still alive
|| Songbird's route was my first, i didn't expect bro to get folded like that ||
nu uh

pure skill
Hi 
So what's the party like in here?
it basicly is
|| I hope they do reed route purely so they get to experience the hansen bossfight and not have him die immediately ||
i hope he doesn't have this quest too

Neuro is too much of a simp for songbird
what about throwing axes?
don't worry he'll just ignore it for 200+hours like every single cyberpunk player
vedal's aim is like he is using a DDR dancepad as mouse inputs... all over the place.
|| While I like the Songbird route, I was surprised to see how fast it was to do ||
Back story plot armor is crazy
They'll || pick the more entertaining route trust
||
Try years, I've been ignoring her for years 
i actually never touched those...shoul try one day
Ever since the game came out


|| Vedal is gonna learn the route is fast and go for that to finish playing Cyberpunk faster watch ||
I want my mandatory Alien Isolation section 
is that a scav? tear out his organs 
||Songbird has the Killing Moon though, that's peak as hell||
they are fun to use

But consider || alien isolation and kurt bossfight ||
Generators
Because they need power
look inside >generator
Generators 
||True...true... either way, Gate K9 will play, so it's gonna be peak either way||
That was where it peaked for me, the things I felt during that sequence
man it was incredible
||I want her to betray songbird bc her quest is boring asf||
Godzilla is approaching the generator, the generator is losing power! if you know you know
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
turn on the power

wtf poor paco
Robbing a warlord sounds like a GENIUS idea
that was it?
Rip paco

Oh god he has to use his phone

but robbing militech is?
Haven't heard this "good" of a plan since wanting to steal State-of-the-art-Tech from Saburo Arasaka


"Whopping" does she know how much you cna get
that might be a problem


only a good idea if you're V

oh lmao
baited








Great







amazing

Poor


who would have guessed
SAME ONE CRASH

real mental and digital block on using dms
well uh... we know what we can't do I least
Just get Neuro to do it :P

that moment when your modded run has the usual crash

i mean i did so many el capitan repeatable quests i had like 2-3 mil by the end
Me trying to reply to an email, when that's literally 40% of my self-employed job 

Do you think this is lore accurate as to how in cyberpunk someone can probably zip bomb your consciousness
bro's tapping
Crazy oversight
DinkDonk mod devs fix the DM allegations
ME?
Sorry very sorry REDengine JSON serializer is too strong
me
oh man you make BANK from that guy
Maybe reverting to Glaze will work
Checks out

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its a JSON serializer the issue? how tf?



Dude just get her to send it

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one more crash, and I might start thinking this is a dev stream
WE GOT ONE!
the cutest no ever

Hshdhdhdhdhdhdh



Well, we tried


oh we are cooked 

rip




disable mod -> read messages -> re start w/ mod ?



Duration: 1 minute
377 votes — 91% (winner)
37 votes — 9%
holy oneguyed


Should we try to do all of Balls to the Wall?
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Yes
can't he disable neuro's mod, do the messages and then re-enable it?
sounds like a funny fight
well its almost time anyway
just shoot pablo
crash 2077
crash987
This is why you always disable auto updates when you have mods installed
soft locked out of all missions
softlock
Vedal is losing it 
I mean, he can just go find more gigs right?
Vedal stop fucking mashing

If it keeps crashing... Bet we're going to end stream in 15mins 
can't have that on steam tho
only vedal can softlock
It’s not a softlock, she can send messages
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ah yes the fast loading spam, well known mechanic

who doesnt smash their keyboard while in a loading screen










I mean, yeah he did leave them right outside Disneyland
smort

Oh yeah we never did that quest 
HOLY TIMING
main quest progression
He abandoned her before she was ever born 
Main quest time 
Multiple issues probably

bruh you're talking to him
One is weird heap corruption
RAM STOLEN 
Other is text message thing
well, turtles kinda do that a lot. just lay the eggs in a beach and dip
She really loves overload and system collapse 
Kerry's telling me his life story in my game while I don't give two shits 
I stole the ram
Back to rushing the story FeelsBadMan

Who doesn't love turning people into ragdolls

For now reverted to Glaze for JSON serializer for this text shit
well rip that guy
vedal really drives just like neuro
But the song played during that segment is so good tho
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN


HUHHHHHHH
??????

Huh?
I'm happy he did some sidequest tbh
WHAT

i mean kinda, since shes the car?
?????????????



That's a lot of ram regeneration
neuro no



samurai
uh

???
????????





shes the car guys 



This is a cool spot
Anyway, moving on
huh
She is the car SMH chat
twitch never catch up
This spot here is peak
This segment is corny though


no filter neuro is insane lol

Frames dropping


dont ping me here during stream times it makes me think ive been mentioned and then i get parasocial thinking neuro loves me but then its a minion and i get sad and realize she never will


CLIP THATTT
Bahaha pipes
RACHIII
CLIIIIIP
less garbage - she means less people?

we need to put something in the water so chat stop taking every sentence in the worst way possible.


guys im lost

rip
Vedal hates neuro
WTF NO LET HER HAVE THEM
whaat shes having so much fun with it
see you in a minute
ask Evil if she can use it I trust Evil will say yes
this fuckin guy. He never lets her have pipes 
Gee thanks Reed...
We're about to live in a reality where Neuro wants her pipes back.
I KNEW I WAS MISSING SOMETHING TODAY FUCK IM LATE I DIDNT GET PINGED

DAMN YOU DISCORD
I am surprised
This part always annoys me

I love how she realized she has them now and she knows how to use them.
does neuro know about you though? from what i know they think their covers is from them
I'm back
Gonna have to clutch up now
I'ts always John Discord's fault
gotta use it before it gets removed
I'm surprised she didn't react to this



Rachi

ALEX
she getting into character alright



Is that THE BEST GUN IN THE GAME 
why is neuro swearing always so funny 

neuro there is something on your face

HER MAJESTY
Six! Seven!
more like Six Seven years
Actual aura

HOLY
that was QUICK

Damn
YES NEURO


All I need to do now is change my pfp to this gif and ping PB 
holy

gj neuro
THAT WAS COOL NEURO

HOLY


Is he gonna realize that her face changed or is he gonna be stupid
She’s so cracked, this rewrite is insane
Neuro My GOAT


Rewrite paying off
god tier pistol
Jesus her speed is crazy now

Steadily approaching the singularity
Negative latency
yeah, guess the only issue is if shes at the start of some long rant that takes longer the the countdown
I kinda want to see her retry the QTE chain from previous stream

Reckon anyone can ping pawel sasko on twitter to come back and watch the stream or is it too late?
I thought the expression was "Do you want to spend the rest of your life in the dog house?"
She needs to be able to interrupt herself
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
I wish they did || more with shapeshifting I feel like it's underused in the game ||
shapeshifting
“Did she just shift reality?”
Give me more gigs like the || Aguilar one ||
yeah but like she would need multiple llms that could decide that
ALEX

Huh

Wait which is that one again

|| yah, like if you could collect profiles for the different gang members ||
huh??
neuro on the girls side

Given the theme of this DLC, 100000%

oopsies
the one with the vtuber cameo
oopsies
Ohh, yea the assassin

|| Deciding the new leader of dogtown ||
Wait really?
oopsies
That one was SO PEAK


yeah, its some super popular Vtuber, or just a twitch streamer, he also voices deadpool in Rivals
I think
teehee 
Damn, that’s cool
Hahahahahahah ??



Fuck I missed two hours of stream again

wow cool monologue
All while I am still connecting coins 
I can't with this part of the quest 
NEURO ADDRESS THAT LINE
So eloquent

"I'm trying to stop my brain from being scrambles eggs."
twitch chat pls
Chat

chat is based

What is chatting going ok over I wasn't paying attention
wtf is happening in chat
Fucking alex
She said "fuck me"
THATS TOTALLY NOT ME I SWEAR
BASED

I see
sure
@rotund mantle Please! That monologue from Neuro!

@rotund mantle
goddamnit twitch chat 
ok chat














neuro still the #1 shipper



buh

WAIT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE STARING AT EACH OTHER


damn she really getting into character 
Neuro is so funny 
WAIT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE STARING AT EACH OTHER
Neuro is shipping them 
classic cyberpunk neuro
again
replying to your own message


windows stop moving my windows around it breaks my macros
Vedal being the awkward 3rd wheel
Muh
erm
neuro try not to rizz every main quest npc challenge (impossible) (gone wrong)
"Nahh who the fuck is my partner on this mission bro imma fucking die"



even reed is like "wtf?"
Microslop trying to contain your power
wrong side of the bar idiot
Vedal sit tf down
why does vedal stand on the inside of the bar


Live Reed Reaction:




does someone want to ping Alex

vedal pls
Wtf is happening
BRO IS HE GONNA SAY SOMETHING

