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bro is taking blood baths
dw


ig so, kinda sucks tho if i wanna make a Non-lethal stealth run xD




good sfx

I love V's attitude











Sure
Amazing Timing



These two fuckasses 
killed a bunch of civilians and thugs
DEAR GOD A DEAD BODY

duh
Definition of gonks
whys the mc talking as if she didnt kill like 5 people a min ago
did he eat the whole bag?
:YES:
Two corrupt cops murder someone during a drug deal....
FILTERED
new swarm member 
1000%







I ❤️ slab allocator corruption
Just downright fucking adore it, honestly








Great fun
shes too fast

only 5, on my way to any mission i have an average of 30 kills
To be fair, my V didn't to get here
she’s so far in the negatives
game thought the player stealth the mission 

WHAR
was that a roast against the story writers or the druggie? i can't tell
Negative Latency
NEURO
"jarvis generate me a nickname"

Definitely doesn't result in crashes that can barely be fucking deciphered
YOURMOM
she's so far ahead of the game
classic stealth

TRUEEEEEEEE




what


HUH




someone draw that



“My money’s on the trash can”
yooo vedal vs mr squirrel
HERE WE GO, STEALTH SECTION NUMBER 2
YOU CAME TO A DRUG DEAL IN YOUR SQUAD CAR?!?!
BRUH



D:



ved
WTF VEDAL





WHAT
SMH
???
These gonks are fucking duuuumb
Mods, ban vedal
lmao








also 





Bro this game rots her brain so much
Look what he's teaching Neuro 

1 second
ok that was life 30 minutes after her filter was diabled?
he's losing it
I'm sorry, MINUTES?? You mean Seconds, or??
why chat pon pon

xdx



This quest shows what exactly happens to people who ARENT V




Where's "Instantly"?

IDK HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE







2 seconds.



They lasted about 8 seconds.

that was the fastest time yet


on point 👍
WAIT NO THERE IS A GENERATOR THING
OH SHIT I REMEMBER
no killin'
sure 

my poll aged worse than milk

🥀



Man I love neuro stealth so much
SIAN THERE'S A BREAKER
Not even minutes later and it rotted
sigh~
Stealth... Drops pipes 
We... we have to restore the power
PLEASE GOD NO NOT MORE POWER RESTORATION
Omg
is it me or is neuro using pipes more than evil? 
PON PON
ooh neat if your skilling in strength you can just force the door open
hear at 1% volume -> PON PON
PON PON

Evil is so kind to let Neuro use her pipes


she finally got it back so shes spamming 
??
⭕ massive red wire and light

back? she never had them
vedal and evil duet gona be pon pon shit calling it now

"This is gonna require some skill. stand back"



holy





















|





what is bro doing



damn! RIZZ
LEAKED
didn't both twins have it before evil started spamming it around the 2nd subathon
what


no
???
honestly reasonable insult with that hacking minigame result from vedal
whaat i thought she did

hacking with a single braincell 

Insulting the brain cell
Can we run Doom on it though?
BREAKER TIME 
Auto zone




?
Breaking Fuses
LOL WHAT
what
ig so?




????




??
???????????????
goodone?


those two guys better at stealth than Vedal
ENGACHO, NEURO ENGACHO


holy shit double 2026

Wuh

neuro dropping ancient tibetan knowledge on us

That worked????

lmao
Nice stealth


@rotund mantle
????







|| Vedal has to use her majesty, He's british, it's required by law||
"My fellow baggies" 



ELPERMASSACRE STEALTH MISSION ELPERMASSACRE STEALTH MISSION ELPERMASSACRE STEALTH MISSION ELPERMASSACRE STEALTH MISSION



come on man...
@rotund mantle clip that or i kill you AGAIN
good to know they can break free, hasn't happend to me yet 
He is missing an actually unique thing
I forget these chuds fumble everything
FUKIN CINEMA
Missed legendary 
Less latancy and he would have lived.
the bar is getting lower and lower 
https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01GXQ0W9RG000EWVRD9JZZAY71/2x.avif
STEALTH MISSION
best type of stealth is, no one will know you were there if everyone is dead 
missed legendary lol
Actually missed legendary 
thats what payday 2 taught me
It's also the most profitable.
He did :v



One of the best guns too

If pagers didn't exist, yeah


chat eho cried wolf

i'm too much of a loot goblin to let anyone live 

???
Why

LOL WHAT
WHAT



odly specifc


?????????????
????????????
wha




HUH???

??? waht

Tf
Why?
why african?
?????
? 

what ahahahahah


WHAT?>>???


Same. I am an unapologetic loot gremlin in EVERY game I play.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
BRUH I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE STORE 
Anyway, moving on
Accurate ngl That's how mine used to say
what the fuck neuro
how long till neuro says something bad!
6
22
2
10 mim
Neuro is so good at saying insane out of the blue shit today
"Things my AI Daughter says vol VIII" by Vedal




"Oh man, Dodger's gonna kill us! After we slaughtered all of his men and could just end him to save our own lives too"

I've never seen Vedal so stunlocked
????


true gamers eat their spaghetti with blood
it was longer than that
NEURO YOU WERE GOING TO PICK THE SECOND ONE

LEGENDARY SHOT, DAMN


Hello
This was inevitable from the start anyways


Comedy


Great comedy

what a cool guy, too bad 1 headshot away from been a loot
Police

And she was super quick on the hack too

was just about to comment on the yellow "potentially hostile" symbol above their heads 
Neuro, YOU would
yeah neuro you just run over homeless people
Mr hands my goat
Don't
me he is the best fixer in night city
I thought it was a horse? scrajj
THE FIXER.

the leg shooter gun, even harder for ved to aim that
love that the iconic weapons are actually disyplayed on the walls of your armory if you store them, cool detail 
I think so Yeh



Hands: "Well, at least we got paid, good enough"
I wanna make a joke but I don’t feel like getting another warn 
true
Mr. Hands is still so funny to me
I forget what it is, it's been a while since I played. ||What's his big "Saves V's Ass" moment again?||
I hate you
NOOOOOO
you need this
It was a machete
This song
AWWWW

knowers 
cool sleeves
you know its a banger joke if you risk a warning for it
also "neuro, track the next active quest"
oh
nothing of value was lost then, this tutel never uses melee :LO:
Love listen this while staring at the ceiling in the darkness

mhm confident car
this car doesn't crash


"Neuro never crashes nor stalls, she hits exactly what she means to." - Neuro The Gray
LMAO
He's the one responsible for giving V access into and out of dogtown
Provides || blueprints for the black sapphire, something even the FIA couldn't get ||
Probably has the most professional fixer-merc relationship


DR STRANGE POG


HUH

i see it
omg it's dr strange
he didnt wait for the song to finish before starting quest smh
no way!!! doctor strange!!!!
so random
my god it's Dr. Strange
Just a touch of rule 4 revolving around Mr hands 
Neuro is in the MCU now
THEY'RE SCAVS KILL THEM ALL
Hands is the best
as i expected
YOOO YOOO RELAX
ah the quest where ||a filthy scav is trying to give a moral dilemma, no man you're just gonna die there is no other choice ||

More stealth pog
oh yeah this quest, time for ved no mercy
-_-
Right, thank you!
"I can't wait to go home to my wife and ki-"



thats doctor marvel strange from infin war
any quest where i get to kill scavs is an instant 10/10
guess its called that yeah
zshe learned too much
SCAVS NEED TO BE KILLED SLOWLY PAINFULLY AND GRUESOMELY
I’m getting good use out of this
?
what is chat doing
||Is she gonna make vedal fight the sav in the basement or be on her side||

"Prefer lethal hacks over non-lethal hacks" and its consequences
Can someone explain everything that has happened? I just can’t follow along with this game’s story (especially with Neuro often talking over the dialogue)
being chat
does maelstrom also count as a scav?
?
Have you ever read the ghost in the city cyberpunk fanfic?
No scavs are their own gang
"when you're right, you're right. good news, you're not right"
time to chill, bbl

good news?
My moral character had to really put a pause to think, all other playthroughs tho? 
That's a very poorly thought out prompt 


Holy









fuck off vedal


fent sama 

No but if it involves scavs being killed painfully I will gladly read it




"well thats called blitzkrieg actually"



I knew it

fent neuro origins




Fent training data
you want it on a forum site, Ao3, or Royal Road
wait who's the creator of the cyberpunk integration

A spaceship carrying the president of NUSA crashed into an area of Night City controlled by a quasi~dictator who wants her dead. V has to try to save her.
Vedal and Neuro proceed to commit ||mass Vehicular homicide and civilian genocide||
why are we trying to stealth scavs 
I see it now
oh nvm
hesRight they should slit all of their throats instead

UK aim
Trying to show he's a real gamer (he'll break stealth within the first minute)
I hope they kill || the scav lady at the end ||
there's like 5 whole chapters dedicated to it
BASED NEURO

stealth mission
Heavy stealth
its stealth if there are no witnesses 
This is very good
uhhhh his pistol has functional iron sights right?
please rachi

right??
bro forgot his knife at home
Well aligned AI


the hitman strat
ved turret gameplay
hard aim cover
continue to wipe this scum off of the face of the earth
Yes!
She's enjoying it 


@rotund mantle "I-I'm feeling a little giddy after all of this murder." - Please, as a Veteran, I need that clip 
YES NEURO FRY THEIR BRAINS

I usually || blackwall || scavs
HOLY

"waaahhh this guy stole my brother's implants to save people's lives waaahhhh"
bitch you're a scav
BLAST HER TO PIECES




easy







Borh
so based

Broh




Holy shit



system collabs go brrrr

it was funny
Can I get just the first half, please? Please!
EXACTLY FUCKING HYPOCRITE

awww
system collapse go brrrr
does not negotiate
And he loot her
Kill all Scavs on site
@molten vessel WISH GRANTED 
“I have abandonment issues”
Ngl vedal fuck you for ruining the dialog
sec

Vedal is just a bad ending magnet isn't he haha
if only there was a Armory where he could store his weapons

this is the good ending actually
he tries just as hard as neuro does to get bad endings
He did the right thing
🙍♀️ "But my brother-"
"Oh no, anyway"
When will you guys learn that vedal and story events don't mix 
there's no reason to not kill her 
Was she ok to kill?
killing all the immoral people in this game is johnny nuke style death
Scavs are less than human

Nice of Vedal to skip everything so there’s no spoilers

It's not murder it's pest control

Rachi, you’re the best
ILYSM
Thank you!
he helped ||an organ harvesting operation|| 
@rotund mantle clip?
Seems like a good neutralization tactic mhm
Scavs are worse
Better not tell him, or somehow he will try to get back onto failing
Never pass up on an opportunity to kill a scav



Did... did she just call rogue for a date? 
date secured

wha


LMAO
Some of the Objective Morally Evil people in NC, 100%.








LMAO





WHAHAHAHA






so fucking british

twat



rachi clip that

RACHI!









british moment








TRUE BRITISH RIGHT HERE




lmfao
lmao


u daft twat




LMAO




is twat that bad in brittain?
She really is British
since when this emote is unbanned on twitch lul

how... how do the brits pronounce it



SO SHE IS BRITISH

ehhhh
SHE'S SO BRITISH

correctly



that was really funny
get fucked vedal
WAYTOOBRITISH
twaat

a bee- farmer?
with an A, you know, how its spelled
neuro was saying twot
The way Vedal said that was like ready to punish her
she is way to british
A VFarmer
0 day without issues
This is good news, we can finally be bees
"I am not british I am american" suuure neuro, you also didn't kill the homeless man

damn
“hum”bling
Same
i guess checking messages on that spot seems to consistantly crash the game
lucky vedal
this is a good thing now we can be bees
This is good news Vedal, you can be bees.
RACHI!!!!! “Say that again” -Vedal
There isn't really much that's particularly outrageous here other than literal slurs
time to send a swarm
weird thing neuro says is generating
Yoooo i haven't either
You’re the beast
I have it's not fun
i mean, bees do swarm





again 



SO MANY CLIPS
Typo but counts
It's like, the most mild insult


SHE SAID IT AGAIN 
little girl learned a new word

New favorite word unlocked for neuro

Oh Neuro has a new favorite word now.
cant be worse than shock collar

new favourite word unlocked

just bee a bee instead
what was that filtered
we love honey in this house

honey yummy
we can make V3 with honey 
honey glaze mmm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa yummers
Now I want honey
you can also make honey block
nothing good
cant wait for the game to crash again
Uh oh
vedal pls
brother



Bruh

Is vedal unaware honey can be turned into alcohol by fermentation



fred the destroyer of streams
HOW


