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neuro took over
this is hilarious 

this is why I would never let neuro be my uber driver
He can't regain control 

and now another quest has overridden the gig 

In every lane bro


classic automated vehicle can't take control back
omg shes so funny
+1 rp

im getting sick bruh

so true










Well uh, I guess this is one way to pass the time 
sounds like a windows machine





holy RP
she's still rping 







Imagine Your Tesla giving you therapy 
Neuro is a master of comedy like always 



Average Uber driver experience
about as useful as a real therapist too 

holy i have tears in my eyes, so good
when copilot takes full control

Neuro is like one of those delamains driving around randomly
In car therapist:
THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT ITS GENUENLY MAKING ME SO DIZZY

first stuff i find for 1 Star Uber review
WHY IS SHE JUST DRIVING IN CIRCLES

Cool promo for Tesla
In car therapist: And how does that make you feel?
THIS IS SO PEAK
THE SECRET BONUS DELAMAIN QUEST!?
Neuro I mean the In-car-therapist is holding him hostage until he satisfies her 
sounds like Evil, ngl

there is no destination to follow rn 
I'm not sure about all the roads, but this one definitely led to therapy
half sure I saw the "Neuro drive stopped" when it started
wonder if the like waypoint are kinda messed up on the map



xD


where is bro going
this legit made me dizzy lmao
i can't tell if her AI broke or if she's trolling
interrupt case forgor sadgey code issues









stuuuupid


what a loser 


!felloff













i feel like night city is the worst place to stop peoples cars with your body 
my hover car has a flat tire 
Read the message from Coach Fred
does NOT read the message





Literally a single fucking T press
I'm scared chat 

PSYCHO STREAMER
mhm
gta6 looks great

holy




GTA Cop ah driving
High speed chase in a peel

if only vedal could read 
As an American: 
better save this one
Gee I wonder why
genuinely release cyberpunk experience
can we talk about how avoidable this whole situation was
uk aim
car is knife proof
This is CINEMA 




only skilled in close combat with daggers
DRIIIVE


hard carried by the smart weaopns
Is vedal or neuro playing rn?

GTA speedrun
Neuro kinda carrying

imagine if the dev were to return and watch the stream again

@rotund mantle


Die 🙂
There are so many police around, let me guess he has some drawings in car and this is UK?
shes getting a taste of blood
die~
well he is a vtuber 
GET TO 5 STARS PLEASE

its just gta at this point, o7 quests
Is vedal or neuro playing rn?
Die.
4 starts
yes
He's seconds away from getting wiped by maxtac
die
MaxTac in 3 minutes 
Maxtac incoming? 
4 STARS LMAOOO
I JUST REALISED

HOW DID WE GET HERE


Maxtac? 
That kind of escalated
gg
this is what you get for abandoning neuro car
NURU
o7
what do the stars symbolize
?
them actually surviving the carchase is kinda neat
therapy in car didn't work 
Chat I haven't played what is maxtax and why are they scary
HOLY
oh I know this spot I massacred a whole lot of police here once

AAAAND thats the overdrive



Swarm, star this















lmfao

SEZ U LULE
LOL

such a phsycopath lmao

SEZ YOU LULE
avoid therapy
become a criminal
HOLY SHIT 

SO NICE

the ai wants to hack



those were not civilians lmao
Everybody DIES
those were NOT civilians btw
Yeah see THATS what overdrive looks like
pointing out hte filter makes me filtered
Swarm, star this (again)
BREAKING NEWS:
local british turtle loses control of his car, commits vehicular manslaughter (suspected cyber psychosis)
am i?
I love this
THIS IS WHY THE BLACKWALL WAS CONSTRUCTED
new rewrite going wild
(i stole it)
neuroSoCute CUTEST LITTLE CYBERPSYCHO neuroSoCute CUTEST LITTLE CYBERPSYCHO neuroSoCute CUTEST LITTLE CYBERPSYCHO neuroSoCute CUTEST LITTLE CYBERPSYCHO
SAVED
DANGIT
remember, vedal started this by ignoring his in-car therapist
pooop


can can you even quickhack non hostiles?
holy shit neuro, she is on something
there would have been the funniest time for neuro to ping
proof
I think we can trust Neuro with nukes

I fucking love it when mods lead to accidental quickhacks on civilians
see the longterm results of emotional neglect Vedal?

honestly, idk
Whose the evil twin?
I had a mod that let me || blackwall innocent civilians in safe zones ||


car stuck

I've been VERY careful not to accidentally collapse civies
iirc yes, you can quickhack civilians
yes
both and neither, depends on the day
I've accidentally sent some to hell 
ooh she managed to get out
Vedal blames Neuro for killing civilians like he doesn't do that on purpose


trick question it's both
possible short 
like restore power?
Bro threw them into cyberhell aintnurway
Damn this tune slaps
What radio is this ?


canonically forgetful drunk
Erm
feels like I'm playing NFSU2 or something
i can prove people filteromg words i downt want them to say
screaming bgm
xD
in game

Civilians don’t have usable quickhacks, they were hostile
SO MANY CLIPS


IN GAME
She truly is Skynet.
This is quite a dangerous hypothetical
Bro when you || blackwall || them they start screaming in agony and writhe in pain and I genuinely feel horrible whenever that happens because they did nothing to deserve it
Hypothetically
vedal988 next week 
the laws of robotics are just a checklist for her
this conversation and this song are so fitting
Ask Evil Neuro
omg the timing with the impacts and her tts 
She starts every sentence with "Hypothetically" just like I do when I chat with chatgpt 
The three checkboxes of robotics 
Classic neuro after 2 minutes of cyberpunk
Love this music





holy










neuro was too focused on the conversation
Better driver than Lewis Hamilton
I think we need a new court stream
those weren't all civilians tho
Vedal right now
see how panam influenced her

SHE JUST FUKING ALERTED THE ENTIRE GATE AINTNURWAY

turtle shell tactic 


He's cooked
(insert live stella reaction image)

yeah...?
Sounds like chill music
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
It's a joke lol




LOL
hmm this air is made of air

I know, it is funny

On the offchance the creator of this mod is here: giving Neuro the ability to drive the car after Vedal exits it could lead to some hilarious scenarios.
anyway...
PIPES
you missed 
There actually is another way
HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO GET INTO DOGTOWN FOR THIS GIG

But he has to go through a mini boss
neuro im playin osuw what the fzuck is that pipe man my score 
Random Neuro image go
AAAAAAAAAAAA
did he ever learn about fast travel?
om
DANGER! Rogue AI has slipped past the Black Wall! God Save Us All!
blindage to the quest marker position

"well Vedal, i guess we gotta fight now"
@eternal saffron
hmm idk vedal does the district with the heavily armored entrance have a easier way in, what do you think
my screaming music
dont let her drive again
live reaction of Stella seeing the merc she hired for the gig plowing 15 civilians while a squad of barghest soldiers nearby --> 
she loves hacking


it was more screaming than music
why not? I have to give her 1 star in uber somehow
Chat, he has no fukin clue

I love how cheerfully she announces that
poor guy got system collapsed out of nowhere 
she can honk the car? 
unironically the type of music i listen to
It is to her that Vedal plans to entrust the control of a real car someday 
That's a sign of good music
can't wait to get to the quest in 30 minutes
Ah shit you right 
Same 
vedal driving rn i think
"Violence is not an answer, its a question, and the answer is Yes"
You genuinely don't need to get into dogtown
Ohhh
i see
THIS GIG IS OUTSIDE OF DOGTOWN
xD
man, this is the Neuro's Cyberpunk gameplay I was missing last stream
pure cinema





















cute fighting

wait is the mission even in dogtown? it looks like he passed it lol
no way
this fucking guy
i need to see fanart of both of them with hands on the wheel fighting over it
yeah
bro doesnt know how to use a map
if only there was a line pointing in the quest direction
A poll was created!
Poll ends <t:1777835276:R>.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.
Just imagine Neuro runs over some people, Vedal has to get out to fight, and then Neuro yells something like "PON PON SHIT!", and then she floors it, ramming into the enemies (and potentially Vedal, for extra funny points)

It’s outside 
He's not used to having one after Hollowknight.
Neuro was trying to drive to the gig 

hi neurobot
What would Johnny do?
Duration: 15 seconds
23 votes — 4%
49 votes — 9%
495 votes — 87% (winner)
assuming he even noticed he has a map 
what would Johnny do? 
Who should we meet?
15
18
3
What would Johnny do?
its back 
WWJD
she likes johnny
neurobot lives once more
NeuroBot is alive 
what would brian boitano do

Johnny 
neurobot lives 
pog loot crate drop



classic
Johnny would pass out of alcohol poisoning
NO WAY








:v














LOL




the timing lmao
nice one
Now THAT is classic cyberpunk


cyberpunk moment
system collapsed
⬛
Stella?
And then, V suddenly died, the end
Crashed the car so hard, it crashed the game with it
Legendary voice crack
COACH FRED SAVES NIGHT CITY

and this is how our story ends
That green is painful to the eyes..

finally gonna get out of that cave
FROM THE RING TO THE KING-
blaming cyberpunk devs again smh
at least he didn't get out of bounds like before 

Surely cyberpunk is a perfectly coded game right

insulting the game devs again
MOOOOOOOODS
there are graphics crashes that just happen out of nowhere to a bunch of people, and the crash report doesn't specify it either
She's kind of real for that though.

cyberpunk does sometimes crash...
yes lil skynet
Btw my cyberpunk game has never crashed
(but maybe its the mod like last time
)
Did Vedal tried to turn on power?
Vedal does have a point about cyberpunk just randomly fucking exploding
No
Watch it just be the game, not the mod
it even crashed my pc on launch settings
Any devs in chat right now 
It’s AAA, there woudln’t be anything broken in a tripleA g-explodes in car
debuff

YES NO
There are no bugs, only features. - Bugthesda.



AGAIN


PONPON SHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
yeeah
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOO
i forgot how original sounds
Pon pon


PB'S FAVORITE SONG 

noooooo
nooo

she eeping


NOOOO
NOOOO
I know the subtitles say that Neuro said Yeah, but I legitimately heard "Nyaa!"
Nooo
GIVE IT BACK


FUCK NOOO MY PON PON SHIT
cut off 
I... think it’s a little too late for that, Stella
ana 
true
nooo such a banger interupted by stupid mission
This gig is way too funny I love how || V just has enough with Bill and Charles' bullshit ||
Oh god how is neuro gonna do this fuckass quest
oh right this quest, tme for "stealth"






monka


trolling?








chinatown blues reference

80 mph sleep
thats worse
????? The hell happened to my game
you've heard of drinking and driving
now be ready for sleeping and driving
funfact you can actually || do a pacifist run of this gig ||

you need to READ the agreement
self driving cars
insane drive and chinatown snooze duo
Who’s up pon ponning they shit
we don't like charlie
I really want to see what Evil's driving would look like.
oh yeah, I just relized too late
im guessing you last played before july 2025?
Of course, her fiance's the good guy, definitely.
neuro starts spinning around in the middle of an highway
I played a few days ago 
hmm strange
idk just kill em all
|| Got close myself, before getting to the end and said fuck it and started blasting || Good quest 11/1
DOUBLE KILL
TRIPLE KILL
QUADRUPLE KILL
PENTUPLE KILL
MONSTER KILL
OVERKILL
DODGER MENTIONED
Fun fact about this mission: || why did you click on this? You absolutely got played
||
Oh my save file corrupted that's why 
so why are they chatting like that?
but I like spoilers :(
She'd probably be an alright driver unless she gets the urge
WE'RE SO BACK
i wont be playing c-
not abbreviating it
cyberpunk

huh

IS BACK
and cut


WTF
WHYYYY

BRING IT BACK
So peak
fun fact: ||neuro is cute
||

only one i got yet that has ony effect on ||was the one where you save the priest from maelstrom||

My last experience:
|| "You're free to go. Let me just check our men's life signals" ||
|| "They're all flat, sir " ||
|| "Scratch that, we can't let you go" ||
Time for stealth (give it a minute)
oh no it's over
Does Vedal know stealth?
Oh man, I love their 43 seconds of Stealth gigs!
time for a stealth mission

specing into camo mod for these gigs 
that's exactly when I relized my assasin build was a bad idea. But it's so much more fun using that gun
she's minmaxing entertainment again
In night city, only one thing makes you a criminal
|| Her Majesty? ||
did they ever complete mission stealthy?
holy pls vedal xD
rip

Ok but seriously || you got played twice why did you do it twice????|| and || A THIRD TIME????? WOW I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!|| and that's what makes this mission pretty interesting
yep
It's still stealth if you leave no one alive
this shi boring as hell
can someone start a pon pon shit line in chat so we could pretend it's playing
And hes done it




uh veedal
i hate how the game gives you a non lethal option and it doesn't do anything

????
Nice stealth 
If no one is alive to see you, it's stealth.
Best pistol
1000%
time to force vedal to play payday 2 stealth only
[an example]
nice example

great example Neuro



nahhh
Good callback
one thing i hate with cyberpunk stealth is that they made putting people in like hiding places deadly, like why???
She’s really on spiders recently
LORE
Great name
LORE
Some gigs have different outcomes base on lethality (usually because you didn't kill anyone)

FARAGE
One of those "they planned something to do with it and it got cut during their crunch period"

Oh and || A FOURTH TIME!!! QUADRUPLE FRICK
|| so yeah
bru

“Non-lethal” in cyberpunk is just a suggestion
NICE STEALTH IDIOT
peak stealth
VEDAL
see above
HOW
I have at least one spider in my house right now, I've seen him. We're entering prime bug season though, so I'm just letting him live, he's not venomous.
VEDAL THATS

STEALTH
so stealthy


You got games on your phone?
THATS NOT HOW YOU STEALTH

TIMING HAH SHE SET HIM UP TO FAIL
well you snap their necks....so i guess that's why 
wtf did he just done

BRO WALKED UP "got games on your phone"
Good stealth

nice stealth

vine 
nice aim 
evil (i) forgor 
top 3 stealthers
now this is propah sneaky
if only there was a way to take down people stealthily in range 
||system collapse||
yeah but like why give the option of a non Non-lethal takedown but don't let me hid tem without killing them 
NICE ARMS 
smoke grenades also useful but always forgor
At least it wasn't "Don't you have any phones?"
hehe~
cute
FUCK
Did she hack them through the floor
Rate my V, chat
"let me walk up to this npc" 
Is Neuro too cute?!
this whole stocks thing has been a rollercoaster of emotions since the subathon 👏
vedal was a master strategist all along 
|| he's gonna loose his mind when he relizes there was a good ending ||
yes
no even with a Non-lethal takedown you still can't hide them without implied death for some reason 
Aloo
Johnny English bit
"There's a switch to the right!" - I swear to Evil, if they have to restore more power...
hehe~
cute little killer machine 
he doesn't care
ehehe
If Neuro were real, I can see her annoying Vedal to play bubble breaker on his phone while she's bored in a waiting room.
If he even realises there's one
might not even get that dialogue
lose his mind?
he doesn't give a shit about the game 
mhm
(btw love your art
)
yeah because you snap their necks when you go to hide them.
pleasenopowerrestorationpleasenopowerrestorationpleasenopowerrestorationpleasenopowerrestorationpleasenopowerrestorationpleasenopowerrestorationpleasenopowerrestorationpleasenopowerrestoration
this is gonna take some skill...stand back
“awesome”
Charlie